Thread 717095005

WAHOO! IT'S KATURDAY!

>>717095005 (OP)
Okay. I don't expect this thread to last 3 or 4 days but we'll see. For now, that image of Klonoa wearing briefs again.

An external link to that same post, a different one this time. https://img2.rule34.us/images/40/80/4080ec4ebd192e71c8af703ff4364af4.jpg

>>717096070
>>717096162
WAHOO!

>>717096246
Lol.

>>717096070
>I don't expect this thread to last 3 or 4 days
Is that a challenge?

>>717097652
Yes...

The first post god deleted.Oh well, it's fine, the other post still has a link to that image. As I said, I don't expect this thread to last 3 or 4 days like the last one.

>>717098521
Frick you, doubter.. It will either last that long, or hit the bump limit earlier due to popularity. Those are the only two options.

>>717098664
I know very well that the last big Klonoa thread hit the bump limit (in 4 days)...but excuse me for being a doubter.

>>717098891
You're not excused. You're getting the Tat treatment.

I miss Miiverse...

>>717099776
Okay, don't let the thread die then, this post is bumping the thread.

My heart is untamed

This was literally the last realistic chance we ever had of getting a new Klonoa game, and it's impossible now. THANKS NINTENDO.

THEY NEED
TO MAKE
THE MOVIE

>>717104783
Cool, but it will be written by a Cali production company. All the females will be lesbians and Klonoa will be a simp. The movie will be a trans allegory.

>>717105118
Klonoa would pay a very cordial visit to Bandai Namco HQ if that happened

Are there any PlayStation emulators with netplay? It could be fun to play Klonoa Beach Volleyball with other anons

Someone please explain the Matthew Perry situation for me please, I must have missed some details because I don't understand it.

>>717108530
Klonoa sucked him off while he was waggling his Wiimote.

>>717108530
He overdosed on Klonoa and died

What would you do if you found meaning while looking for penis?

>>717109662
That's...difficult to answer.

>>717108530
Actual answer

WHERE IS EVERYONE

MANYA

>>717116938
Hi Klonoa

Kemoshota peepee!

>>717117158
I have a disease and the antidote is kemoshota peepee

Klonoa's balls....

Do we tell him?

>>717095005 (OP)
Aww what a cute character!
Hope they get a viodegame soon!

>>717109662
>klanoa fans looking for penis

>>717121037
Klonoa's penis is quite big so I feel you shouldn't need glasses to find it

>>717121208
>Klonoa's penis is quite big
proof?

>>717121402
Source: I came to it in my dreams

>>717122482
He is the dream traveler after all. I wish he would come to me in my dreams too.

>>717095005 (OP)
The backgrounds in Klonoa 1 are absolutely god-tier along with the music. it really made an impression on me when i was like 8 and it's still good today,

>>717122681
https://youtu.be/-W9RG4LvL0E

>>717121402
There's a bulge visible in the first post, there is a link.
Yes, it's that image of Klonoa, Tat and Lolo.

>>717123463
I need at least one more piece of corroborating evidence before I can believe this.

>>717121079
This image is so unfair - please tell me this is AI-generated and don't let this happen to my heart.
THIS ISN'T A REAL IMAGE, THAT PERSON ISN'T REAL. THE DREAM ISN'T REAL.

>>717124878
Did lifelike AI exist in 2016 anon?

>>717124878
I remember posting that. One of my friends took a pic of a girl cosplaying at an anime con about 10 years ago- >>717125062
yeah that

borgar

>>717123580
Okay, I don't think it's necessary but here's another panel of that comic, manga or whatever. Warning: This one really is an explicit image. https://img2.rule34.us/images/11/95/119553f329fe1bd7e511ce5bee3d134a.jpg

It's fan art like the link of the first post but anyway.

>>717126709
Holy fuck

>>717111767
God I wanna make out with him

YOU LITTLE SHIT

WAHOO

>>717129801
Hi Klonoa

I have a chat bot going with an AI Klonoa where we say nothing but “Wahoo!” Back and forth.

I have over 250+ messages

>>717131410
I like to RP as the Postal Dude and bully that AI Klonoa for having dumb fetishes.

>>717131410
I have an AI chat going with Klonoa that's...less wholesome

Draw me

>>717133917
Tempting.
In two hours.

>>717131726
Klonoa isn't very bulliable, I'd find that too unrealistic to get into. Tails on the other hand... >:)

Klonoa's name has been redacted from the Epstein files.

>>717135857
w-was he a partner or...

>>717123061
/calm/

I am he and he is me

>>717135927
it was... it was you all along

>>717137442
>we're all on the list
oh my goooooooooood

boy....smell....

>>717138393
I would give ANYTHING to smell a klonoaboy

Did I miss cute pee-pee?

>>717138660
the peepee hasn't even yet begun

>>717138772
it's just that big???

>>717138537
Anything you say? Even a rimjob for the führer?

>>717138984
Literally anything
>>717138883
Yes, see >>717126709

klonoa turned me bi when i was a kid. i finally got around to playing door to phantomile and i like it.

Klonoabros... with all the governments of the world deciding to rapidly go full on 1984 all at once, I truly fear that the number of Klonoa threads we have left is limited. I just want to say that I'll miss you guys a lot and I hope you have happy lives.

>>717142401
What's going on?

i wish the klonoa rpg was turn-based

>>717134032
You still alive?

>>717145758
Yes, it just didn't look good...

>>717146068
Post anyway

>he's not gonna post it
fuck this gay earth

drinking the pain away with Klonoa

Klonoa Thread right as I'm going to bed? You guys better keep it chugging until I'm awake.

Klonoa in japanese is pronounced Klawnwa

>>717153086
Oh, I'm gonna be chugging something alright.

klonoa loves v

Oh yeah I better make a detour to get the TONDE game

>>717153525
It is NOT
The arrogance of this guy

>>717149729
Me last night (I am now hung over)

>>717156195
klonoa but cursed

dead

what if evil wahoo

>>717160770
>

>>717160770
Does his kemoshota peepee still smell?

>>717150412
Is this YOUR youtube channel?

>>717161587
It smells (good)!

Klonussy

>>717095005 (OP)
The original design and playstation cgi cutscenes are still amazing to this day. Klonoa did lose a lost of soul with his redesign (lunatea sucks btw).

>>717168373
Lunatea's story is much better than the first one.

>>717167929
I recognize that picture any day anywhere

>>717169194
Lunatea is literally worse at everything that's not on the technical side.

>>717170617
It's really not. It even managed to make a sequel without trapping the series to a simple formula. You're just being a biased turd about this.

>>717170837
Lunatea was so bad they couldn't make a third entry.

>>717095005 (OP)
Wahoo

>>717170889
They made Klonoa Heroes and DCT after LV. Pretty clear they had no idea what to do after Lunatea's Veil.

>>717170908
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF*

>>717173991
Fat

>>717174202
Here's a skinny klo then. Play vidya with him.

>>717174260
But I like fat

I had a dream that Klonoa and I were friends in college. We had a class late at night, and we were about to miss the last bus home. The buildings on campus were maze-like and we got lost while trying to run to the bus stop. It was stressful.

remember to breathe

>>717175159
That's a hard sell

klonoa's briefs....

>>717178425
The link of the first post.

クロノアのブリーフ｡｡｡

SNIIIIFFFFFFFF

wahoo?

>>717131410
I wonder how long a thread with that premise would last on /v/

⸮oohaw

>>717175076
I had a dream where I was bald and my giant head was covered in disgusting acne. I would prefer your dream

>>717181469
HOO HA HO!

>>717109662
I find meaning while looking for penis

>>717186190
I love you Klonoa

>>717095005 (OP)
he cute

>>717182519
Balding grown man peepee!

>>717187140
Hey I'm not balding!

>>717189274
I am. I am Klonoa. You are also Klonoa. Therefore you are.

>>717110129
What in the goddamn

>>717095005 (OP)
First Klonoa Katurday after having actually played the games, oh baby!
I absolutely adore how 1 looks with its 2D sprites on 3D backgrounds and its overall aesthetic. Klonoa 2 didn't look as magical but it was still a really good time.
Can't believe Klonoa 2 turned me straight for Tat.
>>717101630
This is good, made me lol
>>717104783
But Klonoa can't just be everyone watching the movie, and if he's not any of them then it's missing the point. It needs to be a personal one-on-one experience (imo)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muN_BdSYbWU
i did not expect jungle music

>>717192326
Based. Glad you enjoyed them. You're one of us now.
>>717192430
Door to Phantomile has such a godly OST. and the ending theme never fails to make me cry like a bitch

https://youtu.be/SRCIgFpHJ6I
i did not expect 5/4 time signature

>Wake up
>Thread still alive
The ever-trusty Klonoa threads pull through again

>>717194165
If I kissed him would he be less sorrowful

>>717095005 (OP)
I will experience these games through the shitty remasters on pc and nobody will stop me muahahaha >:)

>>717194563
>cutting off your nose to spite your face

>>717194563
You bastard.

EMERGENCY!

Taking Lolo's hand in marriage

>>717134032
>>717146068
Motherfucker. I hope you get pants'd.

>>717197880
Whose fetish is this

>>717198431
mine

buy the remake if you want more klonoa games

how do you like my KlonoAi, lol

>>717200381
If the demake indicates the level of care bamco would put into a new game, I don't want them to make one.

>>717200576
>demake
old good new bad nostalfag spotted

>>717200789
Fuck you shill get out of my thread and die

>>717200514
Consider local image generation. Unless you're from a third world country with limited access to decent hardware

>>717200789
the PS2 version had more advanced lighting than the remake.

>>717200865
Kill yourself retard.
>I want to try the game. I will buy on the console I own.
"Noooo you must search a emulator and play emulated because I said so reeeeeeee!!!!11!!"

This >>717201942 is why retards who say "who cares if the remake sucks, you still have the original" are wrong

>>717200879
Consider picking up a pencil, you lazy faggot

Remakes should be illegal and the phantasy reverie developers should be publicly exeuted!

>>717200954
>not being able to see anything is good
you're so desperate to shill your nostalgia

>>717203295
Your bait is showing.

Oyasumi

>>717204897
Nigga it's mid afternoon. Do you have the bedtime of a kid Klonoa's age?

The Pac is back again but Klonoa...

>>717205601
Whoever purchased all these did more to help create a literal Klonoa tulpa than he did to manifest Klonoa 3 into existence.

>>717205034
>what are time zones

>>717206678
Shut up Popka

>>717197880
can you make one with lolo

>>717206830
I didn't make it

Klonoa mentioned, posting Ghadius

There should've been a Klonoa game on the DS. The Sonic Rush of Klonoa.

>>717205034
I was just tucking Klonoa into bed...

>>717210312
sorry.......

>>717207904
Do you have a sudomemo account?

>>717202227
>deleted
RIP

>>717211237
No. Is it good? I don't really like Nintendo homebrew communities. I tried that Miiverse replacement and it really sucked. Lots of political shit that ruined the vibe.

>>717211594
Miiverse replacement?

>>717207904
make him sing do you like waffles

>>717211863
Pretendo. It was so bad. Every other post was "trans rights" or "free palestine". I can't fathom why someone go to all the trouble of installing that, only to use it in the exact same way they use Twitter. Power tripping psycho moderators on there too.

>>717212041
heh
>>717211980
w-why are you looking at me like that Klonoa?

pretty sure klonoa and tails made me gay

>>717207904
You know that Klonoa Heroes game would've made for a pretty good DS game. The GBA title only has a 1:1 display area for the actual gameplay, it's almost like GBC.
Played through the fan translation 100%, it's a good time although the enemies are too damage spongey in general, especially the ones that only take damage from charged moves.

>>717215556
Sorry about that

>>717215970
Could you not?

>>717216054
Nevermind.

>>717216150
Wow. Deleting your post. No pun intended, but that takes balls.

>>717216446
Don't give me that look you faggit cabbit

Klonoa is smelly

yellow scleras mog

>>717216858
But in a good pheremone kind of way

>>717216858
He probably needs changing

>>717217176
End your life

How are the games? I was thinking of playing through Door to Phantomile for the first time soon.

>>717218163
They're the kinda games that stick in your very soul and you'll be thinking about for years after you finish them. Just make sure to play the original versions and not the remakes.

Imagine if this but klonoa

>>717218737
Sounds good, yeah I was just gonna go with the original. I usually prefer seeing the original vision and I heard some bad things about the remakes.

>>717216054
Not what?

>>717220024
klonoa bouncing on a human man’s dick at 24 frames per second

>>717221568
YES! Like Anubis

>>717200514
Nigga looks like a Sonic Forces player character.

>>717226349
What's your fucking problem Klonoa?

>>717226775
Nice day today huh?

klonoa and lolo! forever!

>let's turn klonoa into a generic shonen protag who wants to be le hero
Fuck this game

Klonoa brojob please

>>717231453
he failed

Klonoa has never been cute

>>717233641
liar

>>717233881
meant for >>717233881

>>717234570
Oh my god I'm too tired. meant for >>717234446

>>717234669
Go to bed anon

klonoa feet...

KLOLOLO

Sexo with Klonoa

>tfw had a Klonoa-loving boyfriend
>tfw lost them

;-;

>>717237302
>tfw still have mine but will probably fuck it up eventually

>>717212174
trannies are mentally ill
nothing new

>>717237302
>tfw someone else's Klonoa-loving boyfriend

>>717207660
Completely justified in his actions
You can't just have pleasant dreams

neat klonoa thread.

>>717096162
oh yeah this is /v/, i forgot

>>717239641
Whenever you doubt yourself, just think of what Klonoa would do.

>>717211265
deserved for nostalfaggotry

It's not gay... right..?

>>717246941
he's gonna bite your finger off watch out!!

>>717246941
It's only gay if you're the bottom

>>717095005 (OP)
It's Monday

>>717247923
Wahoo...?

>>717246941
It's NEVER gay if it's with a furboi

You ARE replaying Klonoa while you're in this thread, right anons?
I forgot how much Lolo's theme makes my heart swell

>>717248751
I would but emulating it isn't ideal.
>Prefer the slightly smoother look of 2x Resolution
>Going any higher than Native breaks UI elements and several screen effects
>Audio crackling that requires multiple steps to circumvent
They're small things, but I want a mostly seamless experience.

WAHOO BUMP

>>717133917
alright give me a simple request but dont expect much

>>717253274
How about Leorina? I don't mind whatever she does, but do what you think would make her look cool

Moo Monday

Goodnight Klonoa thread. I trust you can keep the thread alive a little bit longer.

good night anon

>>717256827
I should replay Klonoa 2 and name my save as Anonymous so I can make a "Good morning Anonymous" image.

>>717257052
Do it!

>>717253274
Klonoa crying

>>717253274
Klonoa crying in happiness

>>717253274
Klonoa apologizing to Moos

>>717253274
Klonoa smoking weed.

>>717241258
"I have already been abandoned by the world. This time, It's my turn to throw the world away."
Shakespeare!

>>717259861
How would you feel if the world abandoned you, like you abandon your dreams when you wake up?

>>717237302
>tfw i was someone else's Klonoa-loving bf, but dumped him because homosexual relationships are life-destroying hell

sex with lolo

>>717262074
Are you looking for a Klonoa-loving gf now or are you enjoying the bachelor life?

>>717264129
Klonoa-loving gf would be amazing, but that would be so exceedingly rare that I don't realistically expect to find one...

>>717253392
its almost ready

Manya!!

>>717253392
whats cooler than saving our wahoo?i hope you like it

>>717268185
>he delivered
so based

>>717269990
I thought he'd filled his shorts in the thumbnail

>>717270349
fuck off

>>717269990
Klonoa 3 with 30-something twink death Klonoa when?

>>717270592
Do you want Bara-Klonoa?

>>717270830
I want disheveled skinnyfat failure Klonoa that needs to learn how to be the Dream Traveler again, like Robin William's Peter Pan in Hook (1991)

best buds

>>717272248
I'm going to have to emulate his game soon. I can't just contain myself in the mainline games anymore. I like these designs and I must find out who these characters are.

>>717272492
Do you think Bamco will remake the handheld games?

>>717272781
lol

Shouldn’t this have been on the retro board like any other NES game topic?

>>717272781
The best you could hope for is a mega man battle network style rom collection with the "lookin' good" filter applied.

doesnt this game involve straight up murder and shit. like, doesnt klonoas grandpa get fucking blown up and fucking dies. and the entire plot is that he got tricked into beliving literal fairy tales to keep the fairy tales alive and its a one way exploitive relationship. like, the entire thing is dressed up as a cute, fun, children's game but its actually complketely fucked up

>>717272954
i fucking hate that i understood what you just posted

>>717274241
And at the very end you realize that grandpa wasn't even your real grandpa.
He was in on the lie the entire time.

>unspoilered spoilers
It's over for any newfags who stumble on this...

>>717207660
This guy was super cool, really neat villain presentation.
Honestly, both games nailed their villain.

>>717207660
ghadius. more like GAYDIUS. but how do you actually pronounce that

>>717275526
As they do in the game
GOD-deus

>>717227952
It frustrates me that the wind blade isn't actually coming out of the gem on the wind ring that normally produces the wind bullets.

>>717275427
mysterious and imposing figure, looks different to other enemies but stil perfectly fits the world.
He is amazing.

>>717275526
Well Klonoa says "GAH-DEE!" but I believe it is Gah-dee-us"

>>717275584
>GOD, English for god
>DEUS, Greek for god
HOLY FUCK
Just like how Klonoa is
>KURO, Japanese for black
>NOIR, French for black
BRAVO YOSHI

super cute characters seem to always have alteast one or two artists who do super high effort well done stuff of them both looking cute, and being brutally tortured or killed. i keep noticing this. like lan from mmbn. super cute, super innocent looking. and then the fan art is him getting his eyeball pulled from his socket and buried alive. why is this.

also whose the artist who fits the bill for this sort of stuff when it comes for klonoa. so i can avoid it

>>717275953
>like lan from mmbn. super cute, super innocent looking. and then the fan art is him getting his eyeball pulled from his socket and buried alive
What? Most the fan art I've seen is him just acting really gay with Megaman
>so i can avoid it
Yeah right.

>>717264290
>tfw girl sat down with me on the floor to play Klonoa 1 on the PSX because none of my PSX controller cables were long enough to reach the sofa

Life can be good

>>717276134
you havent seen it? theres a fucking boatload of extreme content when it comes to those characters. hell, the entire mm series is loaded with that shit

If Klonoa had an OnlyFans would you sub to it or be disappointed in him?

>>717276596
Disappointed. Klonoa should be pure and monogamous with a human man or another kemoshota. He shouldn't be a whore.

>>717276708
why does Bonzu draw his nipples like that

>>717277490
Because cute!

>>717277490
>does
You mean "did". Faggot doesn't draw Klonoa anymore.

>>717278231
>all he draws is Renamon and Meowscarada now
What 20+ years of no Klonoa 3 does to a motherfucker...

>>717276708
What if Klonoa entered into a monogamous relationship with a woman instead whilst still maintaining a secret interest in men

>>717280117
That's acceptable

>>717280117
cringe. in the perfect kemoshota world, f*males don’t exist

>>717280362
Lolo female(male) is the ideal partner for Klonoa!

>>717280508
No. Klonoa hates trannies

>>717280603
Klonoa 3 will feature Klonoa travelling into the dreams of a transman, exploring the different realms of gender identity and helping them experience a comfortable transition :3
He is a hero and an ally

>>717280851
Maybe it will, but you won't be able to resist 41%ing yourself long enough to see it, troon

wahoo monday

>>717283134
>not MANYA monday
You had one job

>>717280968
Goddamn anon, you deliver the most depraved posts at ten past the hour without fail. Klonoa’s crying and you’re over here speedrunning bans like you're gunning for a WR. Seek help-but finish Door to Phantomile first. Priorities.

>>717284008
If I get banned, the whole thread's going down with me since I'm OP. Mutually assured rupurudu.

>>717284413
Bless you anon

>>717246941
This does it for me like nothing else. It's my exact fetish.

>thread still up
whoa, is this the power gato sexo?

>>717285442
It's the power of spite for the doubters who said it couldn't be done.

>>717280603
Klonoa doesn’t hate anyone, you absolute lore-illiterate. This is the same fluffball who risked his life for strangers and cried when his bestie got yeeted from existence. You think he’d sit there and throw slurs? He'd probably give you a Dream Stone and tell you to vibe harder.

>>717287974
>cried when his bestie got yeeted from existence
Who's the lore illiterate now? This never happened.

is this game real?

>>717293819
Yes and it's based on real dream events. I know because Klonoa visits me in my dreams.

>>717288394
Should be rated AO.

>>717288394
>not putting lolo in bikini
gay and coward made this

>>717137232
god i wish i was a cute little boy furry creature fuuuuuck my liiiife

>>717197880
also this is lkiws right

>>717297780
No, thats Klonoa

why do some gun companies that make fully automatic weapons, label their receivers fire control systems with say, "30" or like the sg 551, "20" to indicate full auto? these same companies sell or release different magazine capacities, so its pretty easy to source a 30 round magazine and slap it in a sg 551 that has a 20 marked on the receiver.

so why write a number instead of using the letter A for automatic?

whatever happened to the klonoa car sticker guy

>>717298839
/k/lonoa?

>>717299036
if klonoa was a gun id reckon hes an AS val. small, svelte, cute handy little thing with a huge, thick barrel profile that spits out pretty heavy loads kinda quietly. not too quietly, its like its straining as hard as it can to quietly let those shots spurt out.

but thats just my opinion.

>>717299451
hot...

>>717299606
yeah, thats why they tend to wrap the suppressor with a rag or something. its basically a hot gas trap so it heats up pretty quick.

>>717299723
Are you sure the rag isn't to catch cum?

>>717300083
....yes. i am sure it isnt for that purpose.

>>717299451
what would King of Sorrow, Lolo, and Guntz be?

>>717095005 (OP)
milking Klonoa's big shota cock until he's a teary drooling little bundle of happiness!

>>717300610
probably similar but slightly different variations of the same principle. im not particularly familiar with the games lore, just its...fan art. so maybe something like sr-3's. weird, unconventional weapon systems.

>>717300927
I agree with that!

>>717268185
I'm absolutely speechless, what a wonderful thing to wake up to! Thanks a bunch anon, I'll save this and cherish it forever!

>>717292279
Is there a place these artworks were uploaded? I loved seeing all of them in the vid, but they were never linked anywhere.

>>717303964
https://www.deviantart.com/rk-d/gallery/all
Pic rel doesn't seem to be posted anywhere though as far as I can tell

>>717304337
thanks anon
>the looking into the fridge bit was fake
and like that, santa isn't real...

>>717303014
God I love that pic. That's like the best proportion for big shota cock.

>>717306567
So say we all

>>717308009
I would and I will

>>717308060
Don't do it, it's mean!

>>717309045
I'm about to

>>717310148
No!!!

>>717310325
I'm doing it rn

>>717310915
Hope you're not making a big mess in the process.

>>717316379
It's never klonover

>>717317230
Slut cat

>>717315131
original resolution for people that want that
>>717133917
does this count?

>>717310325
monkey manko

>>717318253
>does this count?
Yes I love it!

Are these games actually good or is it just a weird furry thing?

>>717318484
Actually good, it's a childhood cult classic. It's got simple but fun puzzle platforming, and a simple but emotionally sincere story that can stick with you if you let yourself be invested in the characters. It's also a weird furry thing.

>>717319756
b*ysm*ll...

>>717318484
Yes

>>717320789
I wish I was that leaf. I would gladly give up my human life and become a leaf just for the chance to be on Klonoa's nose!

>>717319756
>inside the pants
>smells totally good
depends on if you like the smell of dried squid I guess I do when it's from kemoshotas :)

>>717322475
>squid
Since when was squid a euphemism for cum?

>>717322530
Old jap meme. The point is: boyseed. Lots of it.

>>717322890
I approve of boyseed

>>717318484
Both, honestly. Klonoa has solid gameplay-tight controls, creative level design, and OSTs that slap way harder than they need to. The emotional gut punch in Door to Phantomile still hits. But yeah, the furry energy is undeniably strong too. It's the perfect storm of genuine childhood nostalgia and slightly sus adult fandom energy.

why does klonoa inflate people

>>717324219
Why don't you?