Thread 717121339

naw, bro. dont mind me
Im just here to slap guys grirfriends asses

Got any grapes?

>>717121339 (OP)
I need you to ignore me, look at your phone and wander into the back when you forget I'm here so I can yoink a stack of switch games you stupid minimum wage faggot.

>>717121339 (OP)
Yes, I'm just looking to cash these systems and games out. No trading in, I'm done

>>717121339 (OP)
Yeah, I'm here to pick up my preorder
Wait a fucking second, don't you DARE stick that fucking disk from a slip into the case that was on the shelf you bitch go in the back and get me one that's shrinkwrapped-
The fuck do you mean that's the "last copy" I want to talk to your fucking supervisor RIGHT NOW

>>717121846
>Anon in his incompetency steals a bunch of empty switch game boxes.
I've seen retards actually try this before and they got arrested by mall cops.

I love looking for places in photos like this.

>>717121467
>FUCK YOU! AND YOUR GAY FROGS.

>>717121462
>>717121467
>>717121754
based but also cringe

>>717121339 (OP)
i haven't been inside a GameStop in like 15 years. what's it like nowadays?

Why yes, I think today's the day I sign up for a Gamestop Credit Card!

>>717122386
They're behind the counter in the drawers. I know where to look. I've never been caught but I'm not stupid enough to go into the nigger-dem (indoor mall). Only do this at strip-malls (outdoor/corner stores).

>>717122805
50% merch 20% games 20% card game shit and 10% stupid pointless shit they want to push on you.

>>717121846
Kinda based ngl.

>>717122786
Would

>>717121339 (OP)
Can I have a Smash Burger meal please.

>>717123148
Just don't put a ring on it. Those are a trap. Once and get it out of your system and someone who isn't completely broken.

I've robbed 3 game stops. it's a victimless crime. I'm sure the cops laugh like "heh what'd they get all your coins mario?" I did rape that one fat cashier tho

>>717121339 (OP)
Seems like it'd be a chill retail job if you didn't have to promote a fucktillion different things to anyone who comes through the door.

>>717123301
I'm a gamblin man, I'd try the fwb angle

>2012
>stop at gamestop to get a copy of dishonored and max payne 3
>go to check out
>there's a fat disheveled guy that seems like he's on the spectrum and/or is mentally
>he's arguing with the employee
>he's picking up a copy of kingdom hearts but didn't take into account sales tax so he's a bit less than $1 short
>employee tells weirdo to step aside so he can ring me up
>weirdo refuses
>sigh
>they argue some more
>employee snaps his figures at me
>hey you, give this guy a dollar so he'll go away and i can ring you up
>what the fuck?
>drop my games on the floor and leave
>haven't been to gamestop since

i would have given him a dollar if he just asked politely

>>717122786
Bro a DOO

Yeah I'm looking for a guide.

>>717123664
ma'am your dog has autism

>>717123441
Smart man. Just make sure if you have a gf that she doesn't find out.

>>717124079
Oh yeah

>>717123441
>I'm a gamblin man, I'd try the fwb angle
While BPD gamestop girl will definitely go for FWB she will eventually snap and try to kill you, herself or both when she snaps. Not worth it. One and done I say. As a married man that liked to gamble before I settled down. BPD is a hell of a drug anon. Too risk.

>>717124292
You only live once, anon

>>717124461
Fair enough king, keep your head on a swivel.

>>717121339 (OP)
>"yeah, I'd like to buy that used copy of Pokemon Soul Silver"
>"okay" *removes cartridge from the case and brings it to the counter*
>"uhh...can I get the case with that as well?"
>"sorry, the case doesn't come with it"
>"why not?"
>gives me bs reason
>I argue with him back to just include the damn case
>he eventually gives in
>as he gets the case and packs the game into it, he frustratingly says "not sure why you'd even want the case, I mean you buy the game to play the game, not the case"
and I still have that mint copy of Soul Silver case included which altogether goes for nearly $200 on ebay nowadays
fuck that gamestop employee
also he was indian
fuck indians

>>717121339 (OP)
do you have any copies of project nortubel

>>717124582
Thank you, senpai

>>717121754
The man said "No, we just sell GameStop Pro, but there's deals and rewards, and it's ready to go! Will you sign up today?"

>>717125936
The buyer said, "That's pretty gay." And he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) 'till the very next day...

>>717121754
>>717125936
>>717126226
Hearty kek

Man Gamestop is goofy these days.

I had some time to kill between my mechanic and dentist appointments and I'm like ya know what, Funkostop is right there, haven't been in there for many years. Lets check it out.

What I first noticed is a good half of the store is dedicated to cards. Pokemon cards, Magic Cards, even saw a box of baseball cards in there (u lost?). The rest is dedicated to Funkos and Marvel shit and so many fucking clothes racks I felt like I was in JC Penny. But in the back there, in the cuck corner, were the Playstation games.

Found Persona 5 Strikers for $10. Is this game good? Is it shit? I don't know, I still haven't played it. But $10 seems fair.

Broughted that up to the counter to be buyed, and they had two whole employees going at it. The one on the left was dealing with "PSA Grading" and this skeezy looking shady dude was arguing with them about it. The one on the right was some dude trying to trade in his grody ass PS4 that wouldn't only work sometimes.

Literally stood there for 15 minutes while the shady card man argued values and the drug addict on the right was going BUT Y CANT U TAKE IT BUT Y CANT YOU TAKE IT.

Put the game back and left. What a shitshow.

No. I know more than you.

>>717128464
The T-shirts at my local GS are cartoonishly huge. There are like 2 mediums and dozen of XXL and XXXLs. It confirmes every meme about gamers being morbidly obese slobs.

>>717121339 (OP)
last time I tried to trade something in there was a lardass already in the store selling about 50 amiibos, entire fucking counter was covered in those fuckers. shop worker told me it's gonna be a while and I should come back later.
fucking amiibos

>>717121339 (OP)
"Yeah I got something I need help with."
*unzips dick*