Thread 717137334

Nintendo bros, we eating good this month

>>717137334 (OP)
>multiplatforms
>Kirby rerelease
>Crippled Simulator
KEKAROOO

>>717137484
>>multiplatforms
what's the problem? most games are multiplats
>>Kirby rerelease
and it's a great game
>>Crippled Simulator
fuck you, you piece of shit. you haven't even watched any gameplay and are just judging it by its box art

>>717137715
>3 years for a new 3D kirby
>it's only DLC with no new copy abilities and an ugly, limited color scheme
I love 3D kirby too, but this aint it chief

>>717137334 (OP)
Wake me up when Prime 4 gets it's release date.

>>717137334 (OP)
Ehhh this feels like cope, just compare 2017 to 2025, yes I know 2025 is not over yet but we must reflect back on how good we had it

>>717137334 (OP)
>kirby port
>arms 2
Eh.

>eating good
so tired of this "how do you do fellow kids" expression

>>717138430
Its been 2 months.

>>717137334 (OP)
Drag x Drive really pisses me off because it could have been amazing if it wasn't so visually bland

also how many of those 3rd parties are game key cards

>>717137334 (OP)
The only thing on this list I'm interested in is the Kirby DLC
The rest is just either shovelware or ports of games I already don't like

>>717138430
cope this

>>717138521
We eating good cause nintendo cookin real ahh frfr

>>717138521
you're not you when you're hungry, anon

have a snack and chill

>>717138430
>knows year isn't over
>knows prime4 is coming out
>kirby air riders
>splatoon raiders
>fagemon
etc
Only one coping is you faggolli.

>>717138767
In N Out will always win due to the price to quality ratio

>>717137334 (OP)
>Dragxdrive

What the fuck were they thinking with this? it's practically a downgrade from arms when it comes to being an original IP that's supposed to represent the system and its gimmick

why not make like a skiing game or something

>>717137484
More than the PS5

>>717137334 (OP)
HotD2 remake is already fucked and being made by the same company that fucked up the HotD1 remake

I'm a massive Nintendo fag and Switch/2 is the only machine I use these days and I think every game in OP's image is a pile of fucking dogshit garbage.

>>717139892
same. Other than Kirby. I'm sure that game is decent. I'm not paying $80 for Kirby though

1 game and it's cripple simulator

>>717138767
>no culvers
Ngmi

>>717139989
I was up for the Kirby expansion but it looks like all the "new" stuff is more of a remix of old levels instead of full-on new content.
That made me lose all interest.

>>717138430
>Lumping Switch + 3DS
>An entire year vs. A single month
Disingenuous retard

>>717137334 (OP)
You mean to fucking tell me the switch 2 version of kirby forgotten land didnt release on day 1?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PROBLEM

>>717138407
>Launch dates and titles etc. are subject to change.
We're probably gonna be sleeping for a while, my dude

is this worth picking up?

>>717137334 (OP)
Didn't hotd2 already come out years ago?

RELOAD

>>717138430
>MvCI
>Switch
Don't kid yourself, none of us wanted that piece of shit

>>717137334 (OP)
It's good to be a switch owner *cracks open a bare"

>>717140916
oh hey.
It's you nigger
the same faggot whose been doomposting prime4 FOR SIX MONTHS with your shitty arse tranny pic.
Get a new script faggot.
Prime4 is out this year no matter how much it upsets you.

>new Toree game
Wait, wtf? Will this one be longer than 30 minutes?

>>717138767
I've never had White Castle, but I will fuck up anything from Krystal.

>>717137334 (OP)
>>717137334 (OP)
>>717137334 (OP)
>>717137334 (OP)
>>717137334 (OP)
Is Story of Seasons even good anymore?

>>717137334 (OP)
As a proud Switch 2 owner, I will say I am not interested in any of these games.

>>717137334 (OP)
How embarrassingly easily amused are you if you look at this list of games and think yeah, this is going to be fun?

>>717137715
Drag n Drop looks sterile and boring. I do find it funny how all the characters have little turnip legs.

shit i guess august is the month i finally finish kirb in a forgotten land

Anyways general Nintendo Direct WHEN I need MP4 and Air Riders release dates.

>>717137334 (OP)
Can't wait for more kirby kino. Nintendo has been great

>>717141626
My body is ready for air riders. it's going to be soul incarnate

>>717141043
I ordered it yesterday. I've only played XI and XI S. Wanted to check this one out when it was announced, but the price tag prevented me. At $35, and it just got a free switch 2 patch, I think it will be comfy for handheld gaming

>>717141742
It'll be perfect for handheld. Hope you enjoy the game.

>>717137334 (OP)
Shinobi demo was amazing but I played it on PS5. If it doesn't run like complete shit I might buy it for Switch. But nearly everything on Switch runs like shit so I'm hesitant.

>>717141043
If you have a switch 2, yes

>>717141626
Definitely not any time soon after the Partner. At most we might get specific Directs about those games. And I stress "MIGHT", because they could also very well just drop overview trailers out of nowhere on Nintendo Today, Twitter, or Youtube
>>717141238
It wouldn't upset me at all, quite the opposite in fact, but I'm just about out of hope for it making it this year after the Partner, even after they said they're still committing to it in the financial report. I'm jsut saying, they wouldn't put that disclaimer about a chance for games getting delayed for no reason, especially since they've delayed games before
>SSBB
>BotW
>TotK
>ACNH
There is precedent. Again, I'd love for Prime 4 to indeed make it this year, maybe the first half of November at the latest, but with how little we still know about the game, especially in regards to its release, I'm not holding my breath

>>717142173
>If you have a switch 2
of course I do
but is the game really good? I haven't really played any DQ in over a decade

>>717137334 (OP)
>Remake Kirby game that was released just three years ago
>a bunch of indie horseshit that's multiplatform anyway
>Madden, which every console worth a damn still gets
So...this is the power of the Switch 2...

>>717143395
Let's not forget the REAL killer app
>Wheelchairs

>>717143395
it's a weak month but let's not pretend the switch 2 isn't already doing great with mario kart and donkey kong
the switch 1 released with botw which was a wii u port, and then it had nothing for many months

>>717137334 (OP)
I love Nintendo so much
Total Nintendo Victory!
>>717137484
You snoys don't have ANY games, so get fucked and kill yourself!

The existence of drag x drive makes me want to find the nearest wheelchair user and push him off a cliff for fun

>>717137334 (OP)
That last overview trailer made drag drive look kinda good in interested in it. Been anticipating Kirby ever since the first S2 direct, I haven't played it yet it

>dumb butt hurt Nintendies are coping and seething!
Every time!

>>717137334 (OP)
>House of the Dead 2
>Same dev as last remake game
>It also looks fucking awful
I hate Sega so much.

>>717141043
I think it just got a Switch 2 patch

>>717137334 (OP)
Weak month but I'm wondering what September has because that seems even more dead.

>>717143976
>Shartio Kart Ubislop
>Rogen Kong Shitnanza
>Thinking they're anything approaching successful

>>717143395
>Remake Kirby game
Why do you think it's a remake?

>>717138767
Wanna go on a date with anon for some Krabby Patties :)

>>717145002
Prime 4 trust the plan

>>717139040
Will it sell worse than Everybody 1-2 Switch?

>>717141347
Umm Krystal is married to me anon, sorry

>>717137715
>most games are multiplats
Then what's the reason to buy this specific system?

>>717145002
Mario 40th Anniversary

>>717137334 (OP)
>Mario Kart is still LITERALLY RUINED for online play
>Bananza isn't worth the $520 + tax
>Nothing in August is worth buying even if I had a free Switch 2 anyways
>MP4 is coming to Switch 1 anyways
Looks like another month of me sticking with the Switch. Yup yup!

>>717138430
>The worst Xenoblade
>The worst Pokemon until Gen 8
>The worst MvC
>Ports
2017 WAS great, but, quite frankly, I'd argue 2023 was superior in every way.

>>717145928
MvCI wasn't even on Switch, and thank God it wasn't. Doubly so now that we have the collection of the arcade games on it

>>717137334 (OP)
>GAIS GAIS, STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SWITCH 2 ASSHOLE PRICES, LOOK THERES GOOD GAYMES COMING, TOTALLY, NOW GIVES US YOUR HARD EARN 600 USD
>AND DONT PIRATE YOUR STUFF OR WE WILL BAN YOU
>OOPS WE BANNED YOU ANYWAYS EVEN IF YOU PLAYED FAIR, OH GEE UHM HUH, TOTALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CENSORSHIP SHENANIGANS GOIN AROUND THE WORLD, NO SIREE

>>717145079
They are successful, but World won't sell even half of what 8 sold unless Nintendo gets their heads out of their asses and fixes the game. It needs more actual tracks, it needs a non-retarded way to unlock characters, and it needs a real online mode. The racing is great, but Nintendo is deadset on making people play the shitty intermissions they don't want to play.


Successful =/= good. Fortnite, Genshin Impact, and Madden are successful after all

>>717144569
It looks fun but it's just so fucking visually bland, but it has to be because anything interesting might upset progressives

The switch 1's launch year was actually complete dogshit in retrospect. The only two great games were BotW and Mario Kart and Mario Kart was a 3 year old port sold for full price. Odyssey sucked, ARMS was trash, Splatoon 2 was fine but 3 was when they really nailed it. And no one cared about 1-2 switch or Snipperclips.

It's true that the switch 2 doesn't have a BotW, but the rest is way better.
Donkey Kong>>>>>Odyssey
Kirby DLC>>>>1-2 switch
Metroid>>>>Splatoon 2
Pokemon Legends>>>>ARMS

>>717146205
>but World won't sell even half of what 8 sold unless Nintendo gets their heads out of their asses and fixes the game
The only way that happens is if we take cues from the recent payment processor debacle and target the shareholders, Furukawa and Bowser in some fashion.

>>717146515
MK8D >>>> MKW
Odyssey > Bananza
MP4 is on the Switch anyways, and everyone already has a Switch.

The Switch 2 also has no answer for BotW and Xenoblade 2. And we have no idea if MP4 is going to be good. There's every possibility that Splatoon 2 turns out to be the better game between the two, especially after Octo-Expansion dropped.

>>717137334 (OP)
>multiplats suddenly are games
>but only on Nintendo platforms
It's the WiiU all over again.

>>717146515
You are out of your mind

>>717146806
It's the inverse. The Wii U had some of Nintendo's best games ever even if the console sold like shit. Mario Kart 8, Splatoon, SM3DW, Xenoblade Chronicles X, Yoshi's Woolly World, DKC Tropical Freeze, Bayonetta 2, Wonderful 101, Smash 4, Breath of the Wild, Mario Maker, and Pikmin 3 are all 9/10 or 10/10 games that were all Wii U games before being ported elsewhere.

The Switch 2 doesn't have a killer app yet. The Wii U had several every year. And yet the Switch 2 is poised to outsell the Wii U by its 1 year anniversary. To this day, several of these Wii U games haven't been topped. XCX is the best Xenoblade by far. Tropical Freeze is the best DKC by a decent margin. Mario Kart 8, especially after the Booster Course Pass, is the best Mario Kart by a country mile. Woolly World is arguably as good as, if not better than, the original Yoshi's Island. Bayo 2 is the best Bayonetta. Hell, Splatoon 1 is the best Splatoon.

>>717137334 (OP)
>the way I find out there's a DxD demo is a random /v/ post
Thanks, I guess. Hopefully it'll be as fun as the Splatoon ones even if I don't pick up the game.

>>717147534
I doubt it. The game looks like it's destined to fail and fall into obscurity like ARMS.

>>717137334 (OP)
No release date on Air Riders yet?

>>717147325
Note the Wii U launched without any of those. Mario Kart 8 came out in 2014, 2 years after launch. The Booster Course Pass also was Switch exclusive. Tropical Freeze also was a 2014 game.

The big "launch" titles of the Wii U were freaking NSMBU and Nintendo Land.

>>717148017
Nope, not even gameplay, so good luck getting it this year

>>717148017
I was under the impression that was a 2026 game

>>717147984
I think what it needs is a good single player, a variety of modes, and character customization. Splatoon had that, but ARMS didn't. I know based on how little of it they showed that it WON'T have those things, but it COULD have and I think that's the worst part. The controls are open ended enough that they could have done obstacle courses and trick inputs that really emphasized the movement, and various items you could grab, throw, and even swing around besides just a basketball. And obviously people would love to customize their little character much like the Inklings. But no, we got wheelchair Blast Ball as a $20 tech demo and they left it at that.

>>717148182
It's supposed to be out this year, which is part of why everyone was expecting a full direct. There's a lot of stuff promised for this year with little info so far.

>>717148253
>It's supposed to be out this year,
Says who?

>>717148182
They say it's this year, reassuring as such in their latest financial report, but I could season a nice plate of fries with all the grains of salt I'm taking with that

>>717148148
It got rated recently in Saudi Arabia so it's likely very close to completion

>>717137334 (OP)
First party non switch 1 ports doko?

>>717148271
The trailer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJVsNMp_nAU

It also has been rated already in Saudi Arabia. So, a delay seems unlikely.

https://mynintendonews.com/2025/07/31/kirby-air-riders-for-nintendo-switch-2-has-been-rated-in-saudi-arabia/

>>717148271
Says Nintendo? In the Switch 2 Direct and their financial report? But we don't even have gameplay yet, and they just thought that giving the floor just to the third-parties was a good idea, so good luck with that, guys

>>717148401
>>717148313
For some reason I thought it was 2026 game
I guess it's going to be very small game then

>>717145928
>>The worst Xenoblade
That’s 3.

>>717148394
Drag x Drive is there.

>>717145928
the worst tranime emblem too

>>717148496
>sports game
Fucking grim

>>717137334 (OP)
>ports of old games
You're eating shit.

>>717138430
You forgot FE Warriors

>>717148086
>The big "launch" titles of the Wii U were freaking NSMBU and Nintendo Land.
Holy fuck that's grim

>>717138767
five guys wins, in n out gets second place.

>>717138637
>loads of games
>literally $7 humble bundle laptop GPU games
>barely any exclusives that couldn't run fine on Switch 1

>>717141390
It's kind of become sterile a bit. But then again Women can not get enough of it.

>>717146515
I don't know how you can be so utterly tasteless as to say BOTW and Mario Kart anre good while Odyssey and ARMS are bad

>>717142206
If the game had gotten pushed back, nintendo would have said something by now.
Its out this year, they're just waiting for it to be closer to the release date to finally reveal it.

>>717137334 (OP)
I'm looking forward to the Story of Seasons game.

>>717137715
>fuck you, you piece of shit. you haven't even watched any gameplay and are just judging it by its box art
it's literally just cripple basketball, that's a irl sport
they just made a game where you play that irl sport

>>717137334 (OP)
>eating good
>bunch of ports.
yeah... about that.

>>717139892
Fate/Hollow Atarxia just got announced to be released in a few days. But besides this one and the Kirby DLC, yeah this month is barren
Which I'm entirely fine with it as it means I can clear up my Switch backlog a bit and buy some of the titles in the Eshop summer sale.

>>717141085
DON'T COME
DON'T COME
AAHHHH

>>717138430
>Dragon Ball FighterZ
2018
>Cuphead
2019
>Pokemon
3DS
>Nier Automata
2022
>Fortnite
2018
>Fire Emblem SoV
3DS
>StarFox 2
SNES Classic, didn't come out on Switch NSO until 2019
>MVC:I
lmao, and you can keep that shit too
>Samus Returns
3DS

>>717154402
>>717141390
It's a remake of a DS game. It wasn't a popular entry at the time. It'll be the first SoS I'll skip, probably. I've grown pessimistic about Marvelous at this point.

>>717137334 (OP)
I forgot this slop seconds after looking at it

>>717137334 (OP)
Is Shinobi getting a retail physical release? I know Ninja Gaiden Ragebound is.

Only game I'm getting for sure is Kirby DLC
If they released story of seasons two weeks earlier I probably would buy it too

>>717154123
I hope you're right, but I just can't help but feel that it getting rated in Korea is Nintendo putting pressure on Retro to put it out this year instead of them being confident they can finish it for this year (and for that matter, I kinda feel that way about Air Riders getting rated in Saudi Arabia, especially we haven't even seen gameplay of that yet). I really don't want them to do another development update video where they say they'll have to delay it, but I also wouldn't be surprised if we got one in the coming months

>>717137334 (OP)
that looks kinda bad

>>717137484
>multiplatforms

Kek he's actually going to sit at a desk to play the new Shinobi game. XDD

Some games are just best played on Nintendo's systems.