Why are all her costumes barefoot?
The fuck?

NPCs don't care about footwear

>>717143002 (OP)
Because she's a dumb kid?

Why is Donkey Kong barefoot? Doesnt he know they make shoes?

>>717143002 (OP)

i find it kind of funny
i find it kind of cute

>>717143002 (OP)
>Milon's Secret Castle reference
B-based?

>>717143413
He monke

>>717143931
MORE LIKE MILON'S SHITTY ASSHOLE

>>717143002 (OP)
Why do you faggots care so much? Get your mind out of the gutter.

Because if Japan makes such a big deal about wearing shoes in the house, how do you think they feel about wearing shoes on someones back?

>>717143002 (OP)
I want pauline's feet in my mouth

>>717143002 (OP)
because Nintendo is based

>>717143002 (OP)
I know Pauline is supposed to be cursed and all, but I'm not jazzed how Nintendo is presenting her.

This is like, advanced-pedo-bait...

>>717143002 (OP)
Not all, there's one costume where you can force her into shoes.

she looks like Paula Erathbound

>>717144543
So are humans

>>717143931
Nah, it's the Parasol collectable from Donkey Kong.

>>717143453
Pauline's Chinese impression

>>717147314
>yu odah eggroh??

>>717143453

>>717147314
where's donkey kong having an ulcer?

>>717147748
hue

>>717145940
I always appreciate when a western toon had the characters in socks or barefeet in their house. It sometimes happens with bedrooms, rarely ever anywhere else

>>717143931
this nigga hasn't even played dankey kang
right your wrongs and play the classics. /v/ needs a /lit/-style approach to the medium.

>>717147246
t. K Rool

>>717143002 (OP)
Because nintendo is filled with perverts who like young girl's feet

>>717147246
>Source: Trust me bro!

>>717143002 (OP)
Nindian thread

>>717143002 (OP)
If they were all barefoot it would be one thing, but having one costume where she does wear shoes makes it even more suspicious to me for some reason.

cringe

>>717143002 (OP)
I wish Pauline would step on my banana...

>>717156579
SEXOOOOOOOO

>90+ metacritic game where most threads on 4chan are about it talk about little girls feet instead of gameplay or story or worldbuilding

just

>>717143002 (OP)
She poor you fucking faggot. She has no money for shoes. Go take your pedantic foot fetish bait shit and cry you your utterly apathetic and disillusioned caretakers.

>>717143002 (OP)
does D--K carry her through the majority of the game? she probably doesn't wear shoes to make it comfortable for D--K.

>>717143002 (OP)
Because DK is barefoot.

>>717157812
She's buying clothes with the fossils DK collects though
And the zebras and ostriches are wearing shoes so it's not like they don't have them, she just doesn't feel like wearing shoes for whatever reason

There's a minor -> miner joke here but I'm too lazy to work out the details

disapointed they didn't add more sittly shit, like mario's oddysey skeleton. Surely a princess peach/daisy/rosalina dress wouldn't be super problematic.

>>717158176
Miner I barely know 'er

>>717158176
the minecraft movie scriptwriter could do it, come on

>>717143002 (OP)
Heil Hitler gas the Jews and the Jewlovers

>>717143002 (OP)
Name 1 clothing store that has shoes included on a single purchase

>>717143002 (OP)
Because DK has a foot fetish and DK FUCKS Pauline’s feet

>>717143002 (OP)
Cuz the developers are safe horny closet lolicons

>>717157778
The story is pretty simple
The gameplay is straightforward
What else is there to discuss other than this confounding abnormality in her design?

>>717159102
>safe horny
>lolicon
I don't think that's how that works

>>717156579
Alright, somebody's gotta ask what's under the dress