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Anonymous No.717143002 [Report] >>717143402 >>717143453 >>717143931 >>717145798 >>717146128 >>717146259 >>717146937 >>717147218 >>717156579 >>717156806 >>717156913 >>717157453 >>717157812 >>717157876 >>717157970 >>717158808 >>717158891 >>717158913 >>717159102
Why are all her costumes barefoot?
The fuck?
Anonymous No.717143191 [Report]
NPCs don't care about footwear
Anonymous No.717143402 [Report]
>>717143002 (OP)
Because she's a dumb kid?
Anonymous No.717143413 [Report] >>717144543
Why is Donkey Kong barefoot? Doesnt he know they make shoes?
Anonymous No.717143453 [Report] >>717147314 >>717147748
>>717143002 (OP)
Anonymous No.717143548 [Report]
i find it kind of funny
i find it kind of cute
Anonymous No.717143931 [Report] >>717144624 >>717147305 >>717151750
>>717143002 (OP)
>Milon's Secret Castle reference
B-based?
Anonymous No.717144543 [Report] >>717147246
>>717143413
He monke
Anonymous No.717144624 [Report]
>>717143931
MORE LIKE MILON'S SHITTY ASSHOLE
Anonymous No.717145798 [Report]
>>717143002 (OP)
Why do you faggots care so much? Get your mind out of the gutter.
Anonymous No.717145940 [Report] >>717150297
Because if Japan makes such a big deal about wearing shoes in the house, how do you think they feel about wearing shoes on someones back?
Anonymous No.717146128 [Report]
>>717143002 (OP)
I want pauline's feet in my mouth
Anonymous No.717146259 [Report]
>>717143002 (OP)
because Nintendo is based
Anonymous No.717146937 [Report]
>>717143002 (OP)
I know Pauline is supposed to be cursed and all, but I'm not jazzed how Nintendo is presenting her.

This is like, advanced-pedo-bait...
Anonymous No.717147218 [Report]
>>717143002 (OP)
Not all, there's one costume where you can force her into shoes.
Anonymous No.717147242 [Report]
she looks like Paula Erathbound
Anonymous No.717147246 [Report] >>717155215 >>717156756
>>717144543
So are humans
Anonymous No.717147305 [Report]
>>717143931
Nah, it's the Parasol collectable from Donkey Kong.
Anonymous No.717147314 [Report] >>717147703 >>717147850
>>717143453
Pauline's Chinese impression
Anonymous No.717147703 [Report]
>>717147314
>yu odah eggroh??
Anonymous No.717147748 [Report] >>717147906
>>717143453
Anonymous No.717147850 [Report]
>>717147314
where's donkey kong having an ulcer?
Anonymous No.717147906 [Report]
>>717147748
hue
Anonymous No.717150297 [Report]
>>717145940
I always appreciate when a western toon had the characters in socks or barefeet in their house. It sometimes happens with bedrooms, rarely ever anywhere else
Anonymous No.717151750 [Report]
>>717143931
this nigga hasn't even played dankey kang
right your wrongs and play the classics. /v/ needs a /lit/-style approach to the medium.
Anonymous No.717155215 [Report]
>>717147246
t. K Rool
Anonymous No.717156579 [Report] >>717157708 >>717162825
>>717143002 (OP)
Because nintendo is filled with perverts who like young girl's feet
Anonymous No.717156756 [Report]
>>717147246
>Source: Trust me bro!
Anonymous No.717156806 [Report]
>>717143002 (OP)
Nindian thread
Anonymous No.717156913 [Report]
>>717143002 (OP)
If they were all barefoot it would be one thing, but having one costume where she does wear shoes makes it even more suspicious to me for some reason.
Anonymous No.717157049 [Report]
cringe
Anonymous No.717157453 [Report]
>>717143002 (OP)
I wish Pauline would step on my banana...
Anonymous No.717157708 [Report]
>>717156579
SEXOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.717157778 [Report] >>717159887
>90+ metacritic game where most threads on 4chan are about it talk about little girls feet instead of gameplay or story or worldbuilding

just
Anonymous No.717157812 [Report] >>717158042
>>717143002 (OP)
She poor you fucking faggot. She has no money for shoes. Go take your pedantic foot fetish bait shit and cry you your utterly apathetic and disillusioned caretakers.
Anonymous No.717157876 [Report]
>>717143002 (OP)
does D--K carry her through the majority of the game? she probably doesn't wear shoes to make it comfortable for D--K.
Anonymous No.717157970 [Report]
>>717143002 (OP)
Because DK is barefoot.
Anonymous No.717158042 [Report]
>>717157812
She's buying clothes with the fossils DK collects though
And the zebras and ostriches are wearing shoes so it's not like they don't have them, she just doesn't feel like wearing shoes for whatever reason
Anonymous No.717158176 [Report] >>717158753 >>717158801
There's a minor -> miner joke here but I'm too lazy to work out the details
Anonymous No.717158513 [Report]
disapointed they didn't add more sittly shit, like mario's oddysey skeleton. Surely a princess peach/daisy/rosalina dress wouldn't be super problematic.
Anonymous No.717158753 [Report]
>>717158176
Miner I barely know 'er
Anonymous No.717158801 [Report]
>>717158176
the minecraft movie scriptwriter could do it, come on
Anonymous No.717158808 [Report]
>>717143002 (OP)
Heil Hitler gas the Jews and the Jewlovers
Anonymous No.717158891 [Report]
>>717143002 (OP)
Name 1 clothing store that has shoes included on a single purchase
Anonymous No.717158913 [Report]
>>717143002 (OP)
Because DK has a foot fetish and DK FUCKS Pauline’s feet
Anonymous No.717159102 [Report] >>717160382
>>717143002 (OP)
Cuz the developers are safe horny closet lolicons
Anonymous No.717159887 [Report]
>>717157778
The story is pretty simple
The gameplay is straightforward
What else is there to discuss other than this confounding abnormality in her design?
Anonymous No.717160382 [Report]
>>717159102
>safe horny
>lolicon
I don't think that's how that works
Anonymous No.717162825 [Report]
>>717156579
Alright, somebody's gotta ask what's under the dress