pretty horsie

The indomitable spirit of King Halo

!!!

Holy shit I'm so conflicted. I really need this but the risk is to high

>>717148906
This is a cow, not a horse

Just started today. Should I go Rice Shower or Mejiro McQueen from the freebie ticket?

>>717149487
Look at this fat fuck

>>717149734
Rice Shower kinda sucks. pull a few Umas and see if you get any 3 star, then choose either Oguri or Maruzensky, their uniques are good to inherit. But if you don't care about this just pull whoever you like.

Say something nice about Ryan

>>717148706 (OP)
Rocking indication

>>717150052
500 yen what a steal

this race is fucking cursed

>>717150136
Based and correct but I'm still playing

She might be my new favorite.
Maybe I just don't pay attention but it doesn't seem like people talk about her much except to meme about her taking all the debuff skills.

>>717148906
>>717149487
>>717149741
built

>>717149954

If King Halo's career is 4 mediums and 2 sprints, i have to find 3 optional sprints to switch the URA finals to sprints right

when's the forehead bitch's banner, I'm not hoarding carrots until almost 2026 for tamamo cross but I got enough for a few 10 pulls and figured I may as well wait for someone I kinda like and not the current one which is about as far from my interests as humanly possible

>>717150676
I wasn't expecting much when I started her career but something about it really pulled at my heartstrings. Maybe I just related a bit to her.

>>717151203
Dumb nigger

Losing 2 times in the 1st episode? Jesus christ Kitasan black is such a jobber

>>717151443
very nice

>>717151531
what's that?

fuck bitches
get carrots

>get an A rank at last
>it's fucking El Condor Pasa

>>717148706 (OP)
Grass a cute

gold ship? more like gold shit

>>717151752
/trash/ makes subtle blacked edits of vidya waifus to raid /v/ with

>>717151839

>>717151870
oh yeah, I see it on her butt now that you mentioned it lol

>>717151870
>>717151942
I always reverse image search/iqdb stuff just because I don't trust something to not be AI slop but this gives yet another reason to save from the original source once you find it

>>717150792
...for me. yes

>>717150052
poor Ryan...

>>717150842

>>717150052
it's literally the hair
they could've given her the most generic short tomboy hairstyle and it would've been a million times better, but instead they gave her the >JUST hair

>>717152050
It doesn't happen often enough to be something you should actively worry about. It used to be a lot worse 4-5 years ago.

>>717152382
>but instead they gave her the >JUST hair

I bet on mozu meimei

>>717151942
huh, where

>>717152506

>nothing goes wrong at all during the run
>even get a good raffle result
>cant hit even A simply because of rainbow RNG
Unironically a worse feeling than a triple mood down

>>717152382
Because that's actually how the real horse's mane looked.

>>717152546
her left butt cheek has subtle giant QoS symbol

>THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT! BURN THIS MOMENT INTO YOUR EYES, THIS IS ORFEVRE
https://x.com/Dreamboum/status/1949180431313649947

>>717150052
Sweetheart muscle tomboy entirely held back by a bad haircut

what the fuck is her problem?

>>717152629
Over designed trash

>>717152621
yeah, took me some time to find it. among all the noise especially

>>717152667
HOPEFUL stakes?

I fucking hate King Halo, bitch ass forehead needs to get bald

>>717152667
damn, she's not even trying anymore

>>717152723
more like copeful stakes lmao

>>717148951
>dog
>senpai
lel

LAANDIIIIIING
KIIIIIISSSSU

Canonical Golshi Wit

>Abandon a double rainbow speed training opportunity to properly rest just before summer camp
>Get rewarded with a triple rainbow speed training the first turn of summer camp

RISK
MANAGEMENT

>>717151203
h-hot

Who is (you)r favourite uma?

Do they ever add more 1/2 stars or just 3 stars?

>>717152956
Tokai Teio wearing butler outfit. She's too beautiful

>>717152948
granny's still got it

>>717152982
Twin turbo is the only new 1*, machikanetanhausser, ikuno dictus and a few others get added as 2*

>>717149954
>>717150842
>>717152285
Okay but where is "Fat Horse Pussy"?

>>717152956
You posted her

>>717152982
several more, but very rarely. twin turbo is 1*, machitan and biko pegasus are 2*. there are several more whom i dont remember though

>>717152956

>>717152956
You just posted her.

>>717152956
After finishing her career for the first time tonight, Nice Nature.

>>717152956

>>717152956
Mayano Top Gun!

>>717153076
Evil...

>>717152948
>>717153057
Haru looking pretty old now makes sense but Golshi should only look like she's 40-something

>>717152956

>Bakushin got blocked by mobs
Not like this bakushinbros...

she looks like an im@s character if you remove her ears

>>717153123
She has never harmed a single soul

>>717153076
Manny gets such cool art for a schizo with a coffee addiction

what's Narita

>>717152956

>>717153057
people keep acting like goldship is the lol so randumb horse but after doing her story this morning I noticed it's pretty consistent with its nautical theme. now granted what that has to do with goldship herself or why she keeps relying on it as a metaphor for her racing career I couldn't tell you, but it all does connect for the most part.

>>717153174
I saw that happen to Taiki Shuttle

>>717153264
narita balls

>>717153264
It's an airport.

>>717153264
Top Road

Ever since i started playing my feed's been getting cute horse videos

And that's fine

https://x.com/umanowa/status/1951580152783409246?s=46

>>717153349
>tfw you want to go to Tokyo but the airports you go to are places like Narita and Niigata
how the fuck large is Tokyo

>>717152956
damnit anon, i cant pick.
some i wanna hug
some i wanna fug
some i wanna encourage to do their best!

i cant pick! i love my trainees!

>>717153276
>people keep acting like goldship is the lol so randumb horse but after doing her story this morning I noticed it's pretty consistent with its nautical theme.
she is the way she is because it lines up with the real life horse. everything done in this game is for a reason.

>>717153434
Japan is like 50% Tokyo

>>717152956

>Finally got my first 3* Stamina spark
>If I keep at it I might actually have a 9* Stamina parent ready in time for Seiun

We're going to make it bros

>>717153276
>>717153457
>Dropkicks you, the trainer, because IRL Golshi loves trying to kick his trainer
>Occasionally hows flashes of extreme memory and intellectual capacity because IRL Golshi is quite smart for a horse
>Randomly tells Meijiro McQueen that she smells like Golshi's grandpa's place, because the IRL Meijiro McQueen was Golshi's grandpa
what else is there

>>717153583
blocked!
> the URA suspects that Trainer is on the list

>>717153451
based trainer, actually. You've got a big heart.
Then, who do you have as a Profile uma (the one that appears on loading screens/in the club)?

>Pace chaser
>3 stamina, 3 Speed cards
>Late surger
>3 power, 3 guts
This usually gets me to URA finals. Though I can't seem to get either Tokai teio or Rice shower to the final goal.

>>717153516
I want to pull for this little Osakan goober

>>717153229
What’s she listening to?

FAST
THEY CALL HER BOSS
THEY CALL HER BOSS!
BOSS BIWA
SHE'S SO FAST
THEY CALL HER BOSS
THEY CALL HER BOSS!
BOSS BIWA

>>717152579
What
Why

bakushin legend race kinda easy, is she just a shitter?

>>717152839
Golshi is genuinely smart though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYq89qiPqoY&list=PLRo-VnmONMi_hUxXTgMf10f7-ce0Bjw6V&index=8

>>717153434
Tokyo is two dozen multiple cities combined, not one
There's no real english language equivalent to what they call it so we use "metropolis" but in japanese they use different words from city to differentiate

But the real reason tokyo has only one airport they had to build in the sea is the americans control a large swathe of tokyo airspace for their bases

>>717153627
The michael jackson stuff in the anime is real stuff the horse did

>>717152956

>>717153735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nifUBDgPhl4

>>717153708
>3 power 3 guts
to me it sounds so retarded that i might actually try it on golshi, will report later on another uma thread.
Also, my Rice build, shes strong in team trials in long races.

>>717153076
Who the fuck is her friend anyways? Or what?

>>717153764
You don't do that while watching your Uma race??

>>717153890
my FUARKING hero

Bakushin? More like Bakashin

>>717153667
right now?
the missile with a face drawn on it, Bakushin!
but i also rotate it around, with Haru and Nattie being on previously

>>717153885
Its interesting that a horse understands context enough to mug for the fucking cameras
jeez

>>717153940
tulpa

>>717154034
respectable, i also switch around, because i like seeing different notifications when my energy is full.

>>717154129
Pesky real life getting in the way

YOU'RE MEJIRO SHE'S MEJIRO
ARE THERE ANY OTHER MEJIRO'S I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT

>>717154129
Fucking tourists, I swear.

>>717153940
very strongly implied to be the ghost of sunday silence

>>717153627
she also enjoys having loving fans, similar to how the real gold ship would show off in front of the audience on his own. pic related is a direct nod to this incident.
https://x.com/Dreamboum/status/1942203492052947347?t=K8iA-34e_MF6sUZoQIH0Cw&s=19

>>717154208
ENTER

>Special Week started to hate chestnut horses when he got older, so he does not like Grass Wonder. He wouldn’t like Silence Suzuka either if they meet. He seems to see and recognize more colours than regular horses (since most horses can’t distinguish orange toned colours very well).

damn bros they lied to me....

>>717153627
Gold ship's in-game rivalry (if you can even call it that) with Tosen Jordan comes from a moment where RL Jordan and Golshi were present together, and Jordan suddenly kicked Golshi to pick a fight, before he got pulled away. Ever since then whenever Gold Ship saw Jordan he'd kick him (Uma Golshi's lobby line about clotheslining Jordan seems to be referencing this)

>>717154208
>desuwa

>>717154039
Tulpas don't light things on fire, or force grown men to hug high school girls, or rampage across France for 12 hours with all of their spook friends in order to reenact the 百鬼夜行 after winning L'arc.

>>717152506
Fuck

>>717154264
>>717154208
Do you guys think farms like Machikane, Meijiro, Symboli, etc. expected this to happen when they signed off on a mobile game using their horses

>>717152694
Original Orfevre, my beloved...

>>717153940
the ghost of sunday silence.

>>717153885
He was also born brown and turned grey later in life

>>717154429
Yeah but Golshi is still alive

>>717154378
they wouldn't give them a family name if they didn't want you to remember who owned them

>>717153764
he's pretending to be a jockey.
the ass hitting motion is a jockey whipping his horse in the ass to run faster.

>>717154376
RIP in Pieces...

>>717154383
>>717152629

I wonder if we're ever gonna see design documents or something regarding Orfevre

any guild still open bros??

>>717153060
wtf twin turbo's a 1*? Nice to know she'll be extremely easy to get then lol. I want more of her after watching S2

>>717154649
/v/ooners
5 slots left

>>717154378
probably, and considering how popular it got they're probably more than happy to license them out
>tfw the mejiro bloodline is basically done for nowadays

>>717150792
For trainer cock, yeah

>>717154429
does this mean that uma golshi had brown hair when she was a little girl

>>717153890
MY FUARKING HERO, NOT HEEL

Have they added Contrail yet?

>>717154706
Turbo's pretty good, fun story, good stats/skills, has a relatively easy career but also has an optional goal like urara if you want to change history

She's the best 1 star

>>717154847
>>717154429

>>717154847
The little girl golshi gag manga has her just look like normal except smaller.

>>717153890
BOO! VILLAIN!

>>717154926
No, probably during the 5th anniversary.

>>717154934
kino

>>717154949

>>717152956
>story/personality
Cingray runners

>fuckable
Daiwa Scarlet, Biwa Hayahide.

>>717154934
Cute

>>717154926
No, they used a Contrail mob as replacement during the main story. She'll never get in.

>>717154949
Be polite

>>717155010
excellent taste, fellow trainer

>>717153057
>>717152948
Did their trainers marry them?

I still get a chuckle from that loading screen comic with suzuka and taiki complaining about the gate being cramp

>>717154934
>was very tame in his youth
>personality started changing just shy of 2 years old
>went completely nuts after turning 3, like his mother point flag

>>717154949
McQueenbro btw

>>717154934
Is that like a common marking in horses?

>>717154905

>>717152956
As a first-rate trainer there can only be one answer. #VOTEFORKINGHALO

>>717155151
yes, considering they're all turbo-inbred

holy shit you whores pull it together

>>717155261
>Everyone feeling as if Tracen Academy got nuked
>Mayano

>>717155136
Are you implying that the Mejiro family paid audience members to boo at whoever defeated their daughters?

>>717155036
Why are so many owners such cunts?

>>717154949
man, I wanted to see a triple crown... who the fuck even is this...

>>717155304
>Mayano ordered the airstrike

>>717155350
w-where did she get a gun

>>717155350
AIEEE GOLDSHI SAVE ME

>>717153276
goldSHIP

>>717155350
Piss poor grip form there, McQueen. You call yourself a perfectionist?

>>717155165
This is giving me some fucking serious 2006 edgekino vibes

>>717155449

>>717155181
based, King is great too!

>>717148706 (OP)
what the FUCK is UP with that FUCKING bellybutton

Why is Mayano so fucking horny? Did the irl horse had a lot of kids or was a horny fucker post retirement?

>>717154767
It depends on who you are talking with, but to some fans the proud Mejiro blood is flowing in Maurice and his descendants

>>717155518
Play her campaign, it's pretty obvious as to why her behavior is like that.

bros i need a break is there ONE Uma that WILL NOT rape me after they win?

>cygames trying to make me think the mejiro is some elite bloodline when JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP exists

>>717155706
Haru Urara?

>>717155706
Definitely Haru Urara

>>717155706
Bakushin. She's literally too autistic for sex.

>>717153890
my HEEL (affectionate)

>>717155706
Its your own fault for not consenting anyway.

>>717155706

>>717153890
>You will never be glazed like a Japanese race horse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvvxrNMQggU

>>717151531
>blacked edits of sloppa
like pissing on a pile of shit

>>717152956
THIN
BLUE
LINE

>>717155798

>>717155798
I will note tolerate NTR slander on my board

>>717155706
she's just too nice

Who are the sluttiest umas?

can you guys please just call her narita top road? i have NTR on my filter.

>>717156043
NTR

>>717156043
>being this much of a little bitch
This is why you're getting ntr'd.

>Remembered I got unlucky enough to get enough Guts SSR supports to gutsmeme
>Remembered the Mejiro Palmer event that gives -15 energy first time
>the card is even called Go Ahead and Laugh
Somehow I feel like this card is mocking me just for possessing it.

>

>>717152956
I don't know, I always end liking literally the last one I finished their career!

>>717156095
i don't even care about it, i just find the people that talk about it to be the most unhinged people on the planet.

>>717156043
We love NTR here.

>>717156043
1. i ain't typing all that out every time
2. it's funny

>>717156043
Let's call Silence Suzuka /ss/

she cant keep getting away with this!

>>717155950
Here are the horses whose mare was Daiwa Scarlet. make of that what you will
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000798369/broodmare/info/

>>717156232
Is this Teio or Rudolf or any of her variations?

MY FOAKIN HEROOOO

>>717156280
I haven't seen rapist art of Rudolf.

>>717155108

>>717156282
sticc

>>717156280
People like to joke game Teio is a little possessive towards the trainer

>>717156280
>isn't saying a bad pun
it can't be rudolf

>>717156179
What threads do you frequent such that you come across them frequently? Curious.

I wonder if there is an actual racehorse that never lost a single a race

>>717156282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obSbcCBBolg

>>717156449
Maruzensky

>>717156449
tachyon only raced 4 times and won all of those, that's 100% winrate

>>717156449
Tachyon and Tazuna's irl version, Tokino Minoru.
Tachyon retired in his "prime" and Tokino DIED in his prime.

>>717156346
Cute Suzuka!

>>717156449
tachyon went undefeated

>>717156280
Imagine being faceblind for anime characters

>>717156232
I pick... soccer

>>717156424
>Rudolf begins her sexual assault on Halloween just so she can make an awful boner pun
God dammit why did you have to give me that mental image?

>>717156463
KINOOOO

>>717156492
I wouldnt call 4 races a undefeated reign

>>717156043
More like narita bitch road

>>717156596
Especially when 2 of them are against complete literal whos.

oops I stayed up all night playing the wacky anime horse game again haha

>>717156449
plenty, in uma musume alone there's tokino minoru aka tazuna hayakawa, agnes tachyon, and fuji kiseki

>>717156449
Haru Urara in the alternative timeline

>>717156596
One of them was a G1 though.

>>717156706
>4th horse
was a real shocker to me when i found out that "Eclipse first" quote is an actual quote in english

>>717156524
Suzucute

>>717156613
> Stay Gold would smell his own shit
>cried and nearly fainted from the smell
>then smelled it again right after like nothing had happened
>among Stay Gold's children, this habit would strangely only be inherited by Orfevre
strange horses.

Umamusume isn't just an anime or a game. it's a documentary in disguise.

>>717156690
113 races.... 113 victories...

>>717156613
>Gold Ship's ancestors are both flat
>Ends up being on the bigger side

W-what is?

>decide to do a career with Urara cuz I need a dirt horse
>train for 3 or 4 turns
>do recreation
>get karaoke, mood turns to Great
>rest
>Urara stays up too late or some shit so now she's tired and in a bad mood
>mood drops 3 stages to Sad
>immediately end career

Glue factory.

>>717156613
why did he do it bros

>>717156875
will you answer?

>>717156706
So Kincsem is the final boss?

>>717156903
it was really funny.

>>717156706
All these elegant names, and now every western horse just has a stupid meme title like "Bit Naff Norman."

>>717156613
https://x.com/MagicalTheorem/status/1948663237597429922
what the fuck is stay gold's problem

>>717156789
It's like scratching your belly button and sniffing, you always seem to take a second sniff after the repulsive first.

>>717153174
>mOrE poWeR CoULd HelP wiTh ThaT

>>717156981
>from Hungary
>is "hungry" for racing
Bravo, Kojima-san.

>>717156774
Eclipse first. The rest, nowhere.

>>717156613
>smells his own shit
>cries like a retard
>smells it again

>>717153174
This happened to me but my king also got blocked and they both lost to like 6 filler Umas

>>717156492

>waste 3 turns in a row by accident
>start coming in second place
fuck this
fuck this
fuck this
fuck this

>>717157209

>>717156789
>>717157228
Is being a fucking asshole genetic in this family

>>717157279
This but for Duramente

>>717157323
Fenomeno(literally meaning Freak) is funnily enough the most normal horse in the family, in that he is "just" Ultranationalist instead of being fucking insane or a fucking asshole

>>717157162
But the list clearly says fourth

>>717157209
Actual asshole move, who the FUCK was supposed to guess eclipse was a noun not a verb. Damn horses girls and their ridiculous names

>>717157380
Still insane to me that a horse is actually fucking racist towards non-Asians.

>>717157438
Eclipse could have won

>Tokino Minoru

>>717157209
Why is rudolf so serious in other girls story but her own story she's just

>>717157530
Is this a bw reference

>>717157380
>When your family is so crazy that one who just doesn't like gajins is the normal one

>named BAKUSHIN
>grows up to be a champion sprint horse
really funny God

>>717157546
Rudolph is actually chuuni about being an emperor in her story. Regardless, I think the story and cast are pretty well-rounded so it's one of my favorites.

>>717157380
>>717157509
wait she's fucking RACIST?

Matikane as late surger vs this bakushin front runner, who would be better?

I need a uma support that gives me a gold stamina skill to my mid runners

>>717157279
>theorical

i don't want to leave my stupid near-shoeless group because i don't know if i'll find an open one that does shoes a lot. fuck my chungus life.

>>717157672
RL Fenomeno doesn't like foreigners, which is basically nothing compared to; trying to kill his jockey (Orfevre), trying to kill his trainer (Gold Ship), and trying to kill everyone (Dream Journey)

>Gold ship can seemingly understand both english and japanese perfectly
>despite being a literal horse, he easily understood what a camera was, and intentionally showed off to the crowd
> during the 12 billion yen incident, he also seemingly understood that people had expectations of him and for once in his life, felt remorse
What the actual fuck is this horse

>>717157772
join /v/ooners
we flip shoes

>>717157810
People said Gold Ship was a human who chose to be a horse.

>>717157709
For what? Sprint?

>>717154767
>the mejiro bloodline is basically done for nowadays
Well, looks like I have to step up to change that. If you know what I mean.

>>717157802
>trying to kill his jockey (Orfevre), trying to kill his trainer (Gold Ship), and trying to kill everyone (Dream Journey)
What the fuck is wrong with these horses, it's like an actual cursed horse family.

>>717157810
Gold Ship also ran away from the queue and paraded in front of the crowd at the France l'Arc de Triomphe iirc

>>717154767
It lives through Gold Ship's bastard children

did somebody day chud horse?

>>717157948
Then caused a stampede just for kicks.

>>717157892
Yes sprint. I'm just shocked that the Matikanefukukitaru beat the entire opponent team, despite being in bad mood and that Bakushin was good mood.

>>717157810
>>717157918
Also remember that Stay Gold liked to ZigZag across the race track and bite other horses tails, all with the single goal of gravely injuring enemy jockeys.

>>717157810
He's also apparently a gentleman with mares. there's a reason why he has over 500 kids.

>>717158021
Woops meant for >>717157802

>>717158019
Its called RNG

>>717157918
They're like royal families. Every once in a while a schizo comes out and we all pretend it's fine.

>>717157964
What is horse micro penis look like?

>>717157964
>Literally beat a female to death
Truly a chud moment

>>717157209
eigo wakarimasenn...

>>717157964

It's beautiful seeing /v/ learn about horse lore

marchii

rapist horse

>Beat me up
>Raped me
>Said its for training
AGAINST WHAT???????

Sorry Oguri San but in this business GRAYS like you can't race...

>>717157810
Animals are often compared to human children in terms of intelligence; and there are known sweet spots in temperament within each "age group." Most horses are estimated to be around the mental capacity of a 4/5-year-old. Kinda docile, curious, get upset over stupid stuff. Goldship is estimated to be around the mental capacity of a 7/8-year-old, and animals in that bracket tend to be mischievous assholes. This is the mental age bracket of corvids and parrots.

Goldship also grasps the concept of people having different personalities and traits. If a lower intelligence animal has a bad experience with a single human, it'll attribute that bad experience to everybody. Goldship fucking hated his trainer and owner, but loved his caretaker. He'd always run to him for pets and cuddles.

>>717158190
Jeez, that's one rowdy horse

>everyone that had to work with Dream Journey agreeed that it "was a creature of pure malice" and that "it held a clear intent to kill"
And they let that thing out into the public cause it could run really fast.

>>717158190
>Have micropenis
>Become an irredeemable asshole

Wow, just like humans.

>>717158283
Special Week would have been more popular if she was chud week from the start

>>717158297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8T5ev2jQ2U
Mr. Imanami is like a grandfather to him. It's cute.

if humans aren't meant to fuck umas
then why does Kita make my cock hard?

>>717158415
wtf

Did the yakuza settle down with the global release of this game or are they still out there trying to delete horsegirl porn?

>>717155851
Blue line (青線) was japanese slang for illegal prostitution in postwar japan (red line was used to refer to legal prostitution which was circled with red lines on maps)

>>717156043
The nickname was literally NTR in the 90s long before your cuck shit, tourist

>>717158449
spechan should have bigger tits and act sluttier

>>717158541

>>717158541
>>717158669
Kitasan Black should've been flat

>>717158787
The horse was very muscular, so no.

What did this boy mean by this?

>>717158581
Are the mods on yakuza payroll?

I'm getting married I guess

>>717158903
Worse.

Epsatono payroll

>>717158903
why is the sega horse such a slut?

>>717158882
you should conquer the world

Is anybody interested in derby IRL?

https://www.youtube.com/live/mcK2PMiQaKU?si=PJSnkO06b_wWUzda

>>717158669
the only reason why I ever powered through season 3 is because seeing JK Kita after watching her be loli Kita, turns me on every time we see her in her race outfit.

>>717158882
>>717158925
kek what a raped bitch

>>717148706 (OP)
>/v/ Uma threads are now just lewd spamming
Honestly it was doomed to happen. Still better than actually having to go to /vg/. Do you guys think Cygames will listen to us and provide us with more Carats? Because we're missing out on a crazy amount because of the retarded accelerated banner rates.

>>717157097
Why is she holding a collar?

>>717158482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElASjBGsjlc
>14 seconds
Ok wtf that's straight up a human-like reaction

>>717159042
we didn't even get carats for the servers shitting themselves for 3 days

>>717159042
I doubt it.

>>717154298
Also once during a meet and greet at their retirement farm, Special Week started glaring at Grass Wonder...which made Grass Wonder pop a boner in fron of everyone.

>>717159042
unironically what's wrong with /vg/ outside of the ritual posters

Is there no way to turn on a confirmation for training selection like there is for the rest and recreation buttons? I need them. Like. Really REALLY need them. I cannot fucking properly put into words how FUCKING necessary this is for me.

>>717159309
Aren't they both stallions?

>>717152956

she has zero chance against bakushin right? i don't have taiki

>>717159435
Yes.

>>717159507
gay wonder

>>717159453
Bakashin has 200 less stamina i believe. Your king has all the chances

Special Week was specially assaulted

which agnes is the best?

>>717159567
For how long?

>>717148813
FAVSTIAN

Top Cun 1* Speed baka

why isn't special week more popular? she's cute

>>717159664
She's too bland because they couldn't make her a violent racist.

>>717159664
>>717158647

>>717159435
NEVER trust a chestnut

>>717152598
nigga who gives a fuck, it's an anime girl

>>717159664
even in her own anime her story wasnt the most interesting one. the "country girl coming to the big city" trope is kino, but thats all there is to it imho

>>717159562
time to 360 noscope bakushin then
when dailies reset

>>717159664
They didn't show her chud side

>>717159608
same ammount of g1s as orfraud btw

>>717158882
she remains me a bit of naoto by the way she speaks and gets my cock hard all the time

>>717158995
my local track uploads their races and i watch the vods nows

>>717159851
reminds me

Making an Evil Nature is tough work brehs...

>>717150052
>try to figure out how to get this Triple Dreamer title
>use Goldship at first to try to get the triple crown in her classic year and senior year
>three careers and she keeps jobbing one of her early races
>switch to Ryan after seeing she has the classic races as her goals
>only jobs one race that I wasn't focused on, gets 1st in everything else
>she got the slacker condition before the ura finale and got 2nd after three retries including my freebie, but got the goal on my last try
>she's the first of my umas to get her own personal epithet
I love my umaifu

>Its a night owl into double mood down episode

>>717157772
I approve this >>717157836 message. I was struggling for shoes just days ago but having joined them, my shoes fly off the rack within the hour and I hit the donation limit.

>>717156778
>>717156524
>>717156346
She sure likes trainers so much...

>>717159706
>>717159756
elaborate

>>717159926
to get Triple dreamer you need to i believe the track was Run to our dream, with teio on the left, natie on the right, mcqueen in the middle

>>717159664
She's a cute country bumpkin with a dream but that's it and there are plenty of Umas more interesting than her. She got her time in the anime but Oguri Cap is literally the better Special Week.

>>717160031
thats me, yes, i train her

how fat is oguri cap ass?
should she be drawn with huge ass cheeks?

>>717156613
>In the 2001 Kyoto Daishoten, Stay Gold raced against T.M. Opera O and Narita Top Road. He subsequently won the race but was disqualified due to suddenly dashing in front of Narita Top Road in an attempt to crash into T.M. Opera O, causing Narita Top Road's jockey to fall off. This caused mental distress to Narita Top Road who took about a month to recover from this incident before he could continue racing professionally

Does the give up option count for careers in missions or do I have to manually fail?

>>717160071
Oh really? I hope this is the case because I've been looking everywhere to figure out what that vague hint was talking about. Thanks.

>>717160062

>>717160165
>won
>still caused problems
what was his deal

>>717160062
she won the japan cup after it was dominated by foreign horses for several years so she became a point for japanese nationalism.

Jesus Christ, Tachyon

>>717158925
>TM's voice sounds familiar
>look her up
>it's the hag from milky holmes

>>717159346
No but you can hold (long press on phone or hold click on PC) instead of click/tap to look without confirming

>>717159664
She is cute, but she's also a fairly unassuming "anime protagonist"-type character who doesn't stand out much compared to most of the other umas
It doesn't help that she's a 3*, so most players probably don't even have her in their roster and thus only ever see her via support card events or as a side character in certain careers

>>717160031
Why did she do it bros?

I like Oguri

>>717159664
Tourists who discovered the franchise a month ago, Spe's relationship with Team Spice was kino.

>>717160219
>It's not enough that i should succeed- other should fail

>>717160364
At least the anime made her stand out a bit more by being awkward (falling on her face in the first episode) or being a bumpkin (the train stuff) or being a glutton (the meme face with Teio in season 2) but the game has none of that at all and she's not even vanilla, she's fucking flavorless

>>717159664
She is the mascot of the entire franchise, and by default becomes vanilla even though her character has a lot of quirks and personalities that make her a great character. People don't want to be the guy who likes vanilla so they overlook her.

>>717160491
Mambo Mambo's

>>717159664
Overshadowed by Gold Ship

>>717160071
>>717160208
Following up, it was McQueen on the left, Teio in the middle, and Nature on the right. Auto-select with recommended set it up as is.

>join a new club after the monthly reward, old one was half dead with no one asking for shoes
>hit daily shoes max transactions in 2 hours
I didn't even know it was a thing.

I'm curious why they don't add historical or mythical girls but I guess it's all supposed to JRA

>>717160491
I'm still not quite sure how I got interested in this uma so fast during the event but I did.

I want my uma sitting om my face after she wins a race

I can't believe I lost in Arima Kinen with Mayano Top Gun after getting hot spring ticket...

>>717160584
She's funny.

>>717159664
Star of the shittiest season of the anime. Inversely, this is why Tokai Teio is incredibly popular alongside Oguri Cap.

>>717148706 (OP)
>King Halo's career
Who the fuck is responsible for creating this abomination?

>>717160212
>second mare meant to raise him was mean to him
>often cried a lot when young
>had a sister, osumi candy, that died in a stable fire

>>717160860
History

>TMO wins every race
>Except Osaka Hai which I needed for the achievement
Come on

>>717160929

>>717160901
>Mommy issues (any creature) results in a chud
It's incredible how the most dysfunctional males always have shit mothers.

>>717160860
>acts like the villainess from an otome isekai
>is actually the gritty overlooked underdog who gets by through sheer perseverance and force of will
king is the best

am I doing something wrong? I have been prioritizing getting friendship up as much as possible, but I see people saying you max friendship in the junior year, and I only manage to max all the friendships by towards the end of classic year? Am I just unlucky with the friendship bonuses? Or are these people playing with fully maxed cards so they start with a shitload of friendship already?

>>717160031
She would be a good mother and wife

>>717160313
She has a problem.

EVNT WHEN I WANT EVENT FASTER

>>717160541
>>717160208
weirdly enough, i did the auto recommended setting and it didnt pop, butbit worked after i swapped teio and mcqueen places.

>>717161010
General rule for first year is train on 2+ friendship stats, if none are available rest/recreate, if you are fine on mood/energy go for the stat that you need the most of. You should be able to have most friendships at orange around the second goal time.

>>717148706 (OP)
isn't it interesting how two small highlights and 3 well placed lines tells you the exact proportions of a 2d girl's tummy?

>>717160769
IN THE NAME OF THE LAW STOP RIGHT THERE

>>717161010
Probably a mix of better leveled cards and rng, but the former also affect the latter (higher specialty priority can help a lot).

>>717161068
That's pretty much what I've been doing, and yet I still have to spam a shitton to even level the rest

>>717161173
Post support deck

>>717160901
No wonder I like Spe-chan....

>>717161038
My beautiful wife Agnes

>>717158190
Why did Tamamo Cross hate parkas?

>>717161010
You're probably resting too much and its slowing you down, try training wit when your bar is around green.
On average you get 3 rounds to train/race freely before you decide to go for a 4th (and be forced to rest/wit train unless you want to gamble for failed training)
Its like in cards, you save your energy bar for a training line up that fits your needs happens, that's why spamming wit is broken, you get to train a very good stat while waiting for your supports to line up perfectly.

>>717161428
do you drooling retards seriously not understand how horses have eponyms

>>717160678
Cute

i'm genuinely fucking pissed off at king halo now
all she has to do is move two fucking steps to the left but no she wants to stick her whole fucking head up bakushin's anus for half the race instead

Reminder that Air groove is A SLUT that does this to her trainer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqaLZyarlc&t=0s

>>717158558

>>717161584
get concentration skill and put her as pace chaser, reduces the rng factor slightly at least

i finally saved up some money because i ran out of good cards to level
who's the best general potential 3 upgrade?

>>717160624
The pain. What were you lacking?

Why did I think a 99% rainbow was gonna go any way but bad.

>>717162005
If I can fail a 4% then I can win a 96%

Why doesn't Jap racing have more ultra powerful mares? I literally cannot wait for Gentildonna. Diva retired and still acts as a healing support horse for sick kids to this day, I love her.

>>717162005
In 1 out of a 100 timelines you won

>>717157546
it's because since you spend much more time with her on her career she opens up and shows her silly side more often, even in other careers you can see the pun side slip from time to time, specially when you play Air Groove's story

>>717161772
Honestly, dump them into who you like using. Bonus points if they have skills the proc on corners.

Alternately, I think it's worth looking into long-distance umas with decent recovery skills. Ones that proc mid-race preferably.
Long races require a hefty chunk of stamina, if you don't have those skills.

On that note, Super Creek might actually be a good choice, if you're looking at an eventual potential 5 upgrade. So she can get Swinging Maestro on herself.

>>717161970
I don't even know. Speed/Power probably. I'll just bring 1 stamina card from now on.

>>717162005
>constantly fail 10-20%
>pass 60-80% most of the time
fuck RNG bullshit

>your trainee seemed to lack something something
>"THIS IS NOT WHY I LOST"

>>717161772
Nice Nature or Grass Wonder if you want a debuffer.

hey horsefuckers, how hard is it to sneak into irl haru's farm and fuck the shit out of her?
i mean she is loved but she is still in a low security barn without many guards so id assume it would be kinda easy

>>717162372
Why would you want to do that though

>>717162407
so i could go down to history as the guy who fucked haru urara

>>717162428
This is not ok

>>717162372
>>>/mlp/ is that way

>>717161495
Be quite, gayboy.

>>717152956
My daughter, Rice Shower

>>717161038
I can fix her (she'll ruin me in the best way possible)

>>717162428
Haru is a male and you'd be risking serious health issues if you actually did it, besides of the constant threat of being kicked the living spirit out of you

Man the timeline in this game is kind of mess isn't it? multiple years worth of quantum events

>>717162624

>>717162372
she will kill you

>>717159664
suzuka...

>>717162629
Haru is a mare

>>717162641

>>717162629
>Haru is a mare

Fixed.
Degenerate thoughts aside, I am very sad her owners never bred her. I feel like Haru would've made a good horse momma.

>>717162706
Yeah I made a typo, anyways, don't fuck the horse

>>717162629
>

>>717152956
From career events, I have taken a liking towards Narita Brian. She's pretty cool as a rival in Mayano's career and she's a good supporting character in Rudolph's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXT8GxPoiC4
>1:43
>「いけいけいけ!キングー!いけいけいけ!!」

Kino

>>717157810
>I got reincarnated as a race horse!

>>717162372
@Yakuza
@Fbi
@Nintendo

>>717162683
She does stand like CIA

>>717158541
>if humans aren't meant to fuck umas
Pretty sure they are, as its the only consistent way of getting Umas
Better question is how human women didn't get out-competed by Umas who are superior in every way

>>717162683
Peak

>>717163012
the great uma wars...

>want to do an evil nature
>build according to information I find online
>need like 4 tries
>turns out worse than if I played her just built her regularely, couldn't pick up debuff skills because I needed to spend all skill points to not fail her career
I guess this is the kind of build that relies o good inherits.

>>717163012
Not everyone is a weirdo who wants to fuck some earles bitches with stinky tails.

>>717163012
human women became concubines for Umas while their husbands are out training more Umas

>>717163110
3 speed cards, super creek and 1 good wit card is all you need
Gl bwo

>>717163012
I mean, random human couples will produce an uma every now and then? Who's to say that hasn't all ready happened...

>>717162848
The final volume of that manga just came out this week

>>717163334
>human ears

>>717163116
Show us on the doll where the uma touched you.

>>717162781
You said it wrong. You are stupid.

Is it just me or are multiple umas not only willing to fuck you but also more or less asking for it

>>717148706 (OP)
if your gf likes having her hair brushed, eating out of your hand, and jumps when thunder starts, she's probably a horse in disguise.

>>717162694
i am built different
how does horse pussy feel like anyways?

>>717163445
Put the fluffs back

>>717163237
Yeah, math isn't in human woman favor here

>>717163529
if they want you don't expect to be able to stop them

>>717162372
Haru defense force we need to move create a secure perimeter around her farm, we need 24hr surveillance, we will not let this pervert or any pervert near Haru

>>717163604
They can literally peel your skin off with how strong the suction is.

>>717163529
They kind of have short lifespans (headcannon) and need to spread their racing genes

>>717163686
>They kind of have short lifespans
that's kinda sad

>>717163676
Worth it

>>717163676
is that why male horses tend to cum so quickly

>>717163804
stop projecting trainer

>>717163396
The covers are bait, it's about a dude who reincarnates into an actual horse (male)

>>717158190
I need the Taiki Shuttle lore

>>717152956
Recent TT convert. Used to be SS

Late Surger is the memeiest meme strategy that ever memed
Fronts dont get blocked, Pacers can only be blocked by so many Fronts, End Closers can slide around laterally because there's so much room all the way at the back
Lates are fucking crammed front, back, and side to side
What a bunch of shit, whatever stamina they save taking this strategy is negligible compared to the cost in placing yourself in an extremely precarious position

>>717160901
None of that excuses his racism.

>>717163860
I'm a stallion anon, I can make [your favorite Uma] cum for hours

Ok, so grass wonder(real) probably gay raped spe-chan, right? And that's why special weed hates his kind?

>>717163971
>Seiun Sky and Nishino Flower are a well known 'couple' in the horse world, their romance legendary to the point that they were buried together
>Taiki however intruded on this beautiful romance by breeding Nishino in the middle of it.
>He also bred her mother.
>And Seiun's daughter with her.

>>717164068
This is why no one likes gaijins.

Back to >>>/a/.

what the hell is wrong with nice nature anyway
700 speed and stam, 500 power, 400 wit, and she finishes 2nd 2nd 5th in the URA finals?
i just don't get what i did wrong

>>717165106
Way too little speed for medium ura finale. If you want to make a high stamina build right now you either have use a horse that has mostly long category career goal races, or use the visa support card.

>>717165106
you had under 300 guts

>>717165106
Wrong stat spread