Meanwhile, at the /v/ towers...
>scheduled for my first ever "gloryhole meetup" at McDonalds
>extremely nervous
>arrive a little early
>don't want to look suspicious, so I buy a cheeseburger
>I'm cheap as a Jew so I grab a lot of ketchup packets and put them in my pocket
>head to the bathroom when it's time
>walk into the third stall, as we agreed on
>lock
>sit on toilet
>stare nervously at hole in side
>whistle Sanae's theme from Touhou - that's the signal to let him know I'm the one he's waiting for
>a large, slimy penis emerges from the hole
>heart starts beating like crazy
>it smells horrible, and probably tastes even worse
>do I really want to go through with this?
>put my tongue on it
>almost gag, it tastes HORRIBLE
>he's getting impatient, moving his cock in and out
>I don't know if I can do this
>suddenly come up with an idea to mask the taste
>grab ketchup packet
>pour onto penis
>hear a whisper, "what are you doing?"
>he pulls his cock back
>suddenly he starts screaming while pounding on the stall "AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"
>"IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING"
>he runs out screaming
>hear more screams from customers and staff in the main area
>walk out trying to maintain composure
>grab some ranch dipping containers before I leave
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>>717183385 (OP)Thats it, im fucking tired of this place.
Im moving out. Sayonara, niggers!
traditional roguelikes are basically ripoffs of merkavah mysticism
Wow, those new consoles have so many new and exiting good games to play!
*Looking outside, enjoying the view* I need a big tiddy goth gf. I'l get one tomorrow for sure.
>>717183775Don't forget. You're here forever.
*masturbates in the balcony & cums huge load to anons window*
>>717183775>trying to leaveAnon thatโs how you end up being sent to floor 18. Donโt do it to yourself man.
Don't ever go to the shooting ranges on floor 621...
>>717186560I will neutralize floor 621
>>717186738They're far better armed than you'd think...
>>717186560I go there all the time. The natives tend to leave you alone if you bring a P320 and start gently rattling it in its holster. Granted Iโve had to get my femoral artery stitch back together about four times now, but itโs worth it to be able to shoot without that fucker Jim trying to steal all of my brass.
Huh, this is a thread I didn't see in a while.
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>tfw no Megabuilding infested with crackheads to clean up
why couldnt we be in a post apocalyptic setting bros.....
>>717186904Then I'll have to activate my final form
>tfw anon on the opposite side of the chasm finally goes postal
>>717187445Weโre en route to one now. Itโs just more on the boring dystopian government end of the spectrum rather than the grunge and cybergangers end.
>>717183475When due process fails, we truly do live in a world of terror