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Anonymous No.717203321 [Report] >>717203513 >>717203739 >>717204271 >>717205772 >>717210091 >>717210513 >>717210925 >>717211880 >>717213314 >>717215994 >>717217420 >>717217979 >>717221917 >>717224241 >>717227671 >>717228510 >>717230396 >>717234873 >>717234973 >>717237856 >>717238341 >>717247375
Holy shit this game is so bad, I hate all of you Ezio trilogy dicksuckers that gaslighted me into thinking this shit was goated
Anonymous No.717203426 [Report] >>717203891 >>717224117 >>717231803
I loved it for the multiplayer.
Anonymous No.717203513 [Report]
>>717203321 (OP)
It's worse than 2 but better than everything else
Anonymous No.717203739 [Report] >>717204247 >>717230396
>>717203321 (OP)
wrong. its kino. where have you gone so wrong
Anonymous No.717203891 [Report]
>>717203426
>Cousin taunting me over voice chat as he closes in on where I'm hiding
Anonymous No.717204247 [Report] >>717204446 >>717232043 >>717241970
>>717203739
The game is buggy as shit. I missed so many 100% synchronizations because of shitty french coding
Tailing missions galore
All weapons are rendered useless as soon as you get crossbow because all you need is that and your hidden blades
ALL side quests are garbage, especially the thief/courtesan shit
The last armor shop quest requires items that are so super rare to find, if you accidentally sell one you won't ever get the final armor
Game has too many dumbshit. Unironically AC3 is better
Anonymous No.717204271 [Report] >>717210932 >>717218057 >>717230559
>>717203321 (OP)
>not playing the true GOAT ass creed
I truly saddens me how Ubisoft went from a game that had optional feedback ratings per mission, shit tons of variety and soul into the slopmachine it is today.
I shudder to think how badly they'll fuck up the remake.
Anonymous No.717204446 [Report]
>>717204247
did you just present me multiple valid complaints proving you have recently played the game? fuck you man
Anonymous No.717204794 [Report]
AC is a fundamentally mid series. Not even its best games are "GOATed"
Anonymous No.717204895 [Report]
if you are able to be "gaslighted" you are a weak homo
Anonymous No.717205772 [Report] >>717206278 >>717210768
>>717203321 (OP)
I've been telling you for years anon, Brotherhood is easily Ezio's weakest game. It's just AC2-2, with a forgettable city, a godawful ugly ""assassin outfit"" and a dragged out plot with a cartoon villain. It was also the first game in the franchise that tried to be an action game more than a stealth game, with the siege of Monteriggioni intro and the freaking tank missions
Anonymous No.717206278 [Report] >>717209227
>>717205772
Holy shit I forgot about the tank mission. At least they tried to spice things up with those War Machine missions but man the controls absolutely SUCKED and made it so painful to play. I especially hated the fucking glider missions
Anonymous No.717207084 [Report]
>went to Rome last year
>super interesting
>load up Brotherhood when I get back home
>explore the city again
its pretty neat
OP, you're just a faggot
Anonymous No.717209227 [Report]
>>717206278
SHOOT, SHOOT THE DEMON !
Anonymous No.717210091 [Report]
>>717203321 (OP)
You don't understand, at the time this was the golden standard for AC games. 2>BH>anything else. Now AC is lazy open world "rpg" slop with enough shitty content to last you for the rest of your life.
"It's a good life we live, brother"
"And may it never change"
"And may it never change us"
Anonymous No.717210513 [Report]
>>717203321 (OP)
Its good for you to realize it. /v/ is filled with nostalgia faggot, there's a reason why they loved that piece of shit oblivion in here
Anonymous No.717210768 [Report] >>717210860 >>717212831 >>717217591 >>717232160
>>717205772
Nah revelations is pure trash and easily the worst of the trilogy
Anonymous No.717210860 [Report]
>>717210768
revelations has fun parkour thanks to the hookblade
Anonymous No.717210925 [Report] >>717210998 >>717230396
>>717203321 (OP)
Ezio is overrated because he's handsome and girl gamers love him. Real men prefer Altair or Conner.
Anonymous No.717210932 [Report] >>717213774 >>717223546
>>717204271
rogue > blacked fag
Anonymous No.717210998 [Report] >>717211149 >>717211631
>>717210925
>because he's handsome
nigga its literally the same desmond model from ac1 lol
Anonymous No.717211149 [Report]
>>717210998
Bull, he looks so much better. Altair looked like Desmond, Ezio doesn't. Desmond looks like a normal ugly person. You can't tell me simply growing a beard improved his looks from a 5/10 to a 9/10.
Anonymous No.717211631 [Report]
>>717210998
no it literally isn't
Anonymous No.717211880 [Report] >>717230396
>>717203321 (OP)
It's still my favorite, I don't care what you say.
I didn't like AC2 or AC4 near as much as AC:B.
Anonymous No.717212260 [Report] >>717244304
To be honest, I kind of agree even though I still love brotherhood. Rose tinted glasses and all it hasn't aged all that well.
Brotherhood introduced a lot of good stuff though, and the story is still better than 2 overall.
I just replayed the Ezio trilogy a few months ago and II especially didn't age as well as I remembered. I mean at the time II was a massive improvement over the first game which is why it had such a great reputation at the time.
Honestly, the more I play so many of these 7th gen games the more I don't ever want to replay them again.

Revelations honestly is worse though, I didn't have a very fun time with it, Constantinople seems like an interesting location but it's really not done all that well in the game and everything feels the same and the city itself doesn't feel all that alive, it's pretty lame that 90% of the game is in the city too. There's not really a countryside or anything to explore like you have in Brotherhood.
Anonymous No.717212831 [Report] >>717228785
>>717210768
I played through it for the first time last year and agree with you.
The stuff with Altair was OK, probably the only parts of the game that were somewhat enjoyable.
Everything in Constantinople was so uninteresting and the city itself just wasn't fun to explore and felt pretty small too. I do remember the hot chick Ezio hooks up with though.

It was just so mediocre. I remember being so excited when the trailer for it came out but I still never played it, that trailer is still one of the best video game trailers ever made though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMsbMK9Odoc&ab_channel=DigicPictures
Anonymous No.717213314 [Report]
>>717203321 (OP)
None of the ass creed game are good. They should have just made each game 5 hours long at most. The parkour animations are cool but not 40 hours per game cool.
Anonymous No.717213479 [Report]
Get better taste, faggot. Brotherhood is one of the better ass creeds out there.
Anonymous No.717213774 [Report] >>717220942
>>717210932
honestly, yeah
Anonymous No.717215994 [Report] >>717217116
>>717203321 (OP)
When will you learn that the vocal minority of /v/ is always wrong, you absolute fucking retard?
Brotherhood is easily the weakest of the trilogy bcause it's more AC2 with a worse story.
Anonymous No.717217116 [Report]
>>717215994
Vocal majority you mean right? Yeah I should've known. I really don't wanna play Relevations at this point
Anonymous No.717217420 [Report]
>>717203321 (OP)
Asscreed stops at 1 which was a nice proof of concept that unfortunately never got a sequel.
Anonymous No.717217591 [Report]
>>717210768
Revelations is the only good Ezio game and the closest thing to an AC1 sequel.
Anonymous No.717217979 [Report]
>>717203321 (OP)
>goated
back to section 8 housing with you negroid
Anonymous No.717218057 [Report]
>>717204271
The AC parts of BF are ass. The worst parts of the game are any time it tries to be assassin's creed.
Anonymous No.717218616 [Report]
the early ac games aren't good (okay the first one is genuinely mediocre), they're just "good" because of nostalgia and everything after it getting so much worse.
Anonymous No.717220942 [Report]
>>717213774
>Entire pitch of the game was that you get to be a Templar
>"Actually the Assassin's you betrayed were corrupt and deserved to be wiped out and doing so actually saved the Assassins in the long run"
Awesome. Thanks guys.
Anonymous No.717221917 [Report]
>>717203321 (OP)
The whole series in general has not aged well.
People dickrode AC2 so I played it recently
>Story starts strong right up to the part where you meet uncle Mario and was enjoying it
>Game then becomes a slog with no real major plot developments, other than 1/2 good missions
>Gameplay in general is very weak, hidden blades are OP enough to beat the game with, but the game somehow gives you even more OP shit on top. I didnt even bother to upgrade armor or health because I didnt need it
>Ubisoft towers and collectibles everywhere. Most of it for very minor upgrades.
>Desmond/Lucy relationship is straight out of 7th gen: forced romances that border on satirical. I didnt realise how much games had improved on this front until I played older games like this
I wont say I hated the game but I definitely felt the slog kick in around venice
Anonymous No.717223378 [Report]
Shit b8. Try harder nigger
Anonymous No.717223546 [Report]
>>717210932
Nah
The only thing Rogue has going for it is more refined mechanics and especially better ship combat. Basically everything else was worse.
The world is way scaled down. Northern Atlantic is boring, and the river map is puny.
The story in Black Flag is also way better. It's a grand adventure with genuine character development and themes that are true to how the Assassins are supposed to be. And a satisfying ending as a bonus.
Rogue just has all the Assassins act like retarded clowns while Shay repeatedly shouts out his annoying catchphrase. Then the Templars show up and just act like generic helper npcs with no relation to how they are in any other game. And Liam is probably the lamest villain in a series where the bar for that is very low.
People only care about it because they trot out nostalgia characters like Haytham and Adewale for people to "ooh" at every few missions.
The present day is also a lazy reskin of Black Flag's.
The Paris segments tease a tie in to Unity's story, but in the actual Unity game itself, the plot thread is dropped in the opening cutscene and never even mentioned again, so whole thing feels like a waste.
Anonymous No.717224117 [Report]
>>717203426
MR BONES, I WANT TO GET OFF YOUR WILD RIDE!!!
Anonymous No.717224241 [Report]
>>717203321 (OP)
AssCreed was never good
Anonymous No.717227671 [Report] >>717228480
>>717203321 (OP)
>Finally get the Apple of Eden and get surrounded by dozens of enemies
>Can't use it because of the "Don't lose any health" condition for full sync
Are you kidding me game? What were they fucking thinking?
>Apple also disabled my weapons so I had to juke enemies that were faster than me on open ground
Fuck's sake.
Anonymous No.717228480 [Report]
>>717227671
Brotherhood's Apple has to be one of the most deflating gameplay experiences in the series. Just fucking awful.
Fortunately, basically every other instance of the Apple being usable is actually pretty fun and feels as op as it's supposed to be.
Anonymous No.717228510 [Report] >>717228823 >>717229812 >>717244946
>>717203321 (OP)
The first game is the best one despite its flaws.
Anonymous No.717228785 [Report]
>>717212831
That literal-song guy permanently ruined this for me.
Anonymous No.717228823 [Report] >>717228906 >>717231378
>>717228510
t. jade
Anonymous No.717228906 [Report] >>717229292
>>717228823
who
Anonymous No.717229292 [Report] >>717229797
>>717228906
Anonymous No.717229797 [Report] >>717234821
>>717229292
I always thought this was about ac2, must've miss-remembered it.
Anonymous No.717229812 [Report] >>717230106
>>717228510
Because the first game you are an actual assassin, and as barebones and copy pasted the side missions were, they were also about being an assassin. AC2 is proto Ubislop formula, with tons of checklisting and busy work that is very much not being an assassin. AC Brotherhood is full on Ubislop formula, with even more checklisting of collectables, and tons of very much not being an assassin. People point at FC3 as being the origin of the Ubslop openworld formula, but it wasn't, it was just the first to use the formula and not feel like complete shit.
Anonymous No.717230106 [Report]
>>717229812
the tone and aesthetic were really cool and i think they fit better than the soap opera-ness of the second game
Anonymous No.717230396 [Report] >>717230829 >>717241497
>>717203321 (OP)
>>717203739
>>717210925
>>717211880
My favorite part was when Ezio said he approved of 50 year old Leonardo Di Vinci's 15 year old groomed gay lover.

#loveislove #powerful
Anonymous No.717230559 [Report]
>>717204271
I never understood why they got rid of the assasin trainees mechanic since you have a fucking pirate crew who'd naturally be anchored anywhere you go to. The crew or characters you recruit could've easily had the excuse of coming from the ship to assist.
It makes way more sense than 3's inclusion since the recruited people didn't really get trained or a new outfit. Just some random butcher's guy is now able to throw smoke bombs.
But this is my only issue with Black Flag, I really wish someone modded the brotherhood shit into the game again.
Anonymous No.717230829 [Report] >>717234909 >>717244173
>>717230396
at least they werent confident enough to be right up in your face in 2010 (iirc this was in dlc not base game either?). but nowadays...
Anonymous No.717231378 [Report] >>717231932
>>717228823
She's right tho
Anonymous No.717231803 [Report]
>>717203426
he's coming anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cst_GUsaCnQ&ab_channel=Nippleback
Anonymous No.717231932 [Report]
>>717231378
of course you are!
Anonymous No.717232043 [Report] >>717245042
>>717204247
>caring about Syncs
You don't get shit for doing those, stop doing them.
Anonymous No.717232160 [Report]
>>717210768
Correct.
>Those tower defense missions
Ubisoft copying the latest thing when the series was already popular is why they're in the fucking mess they're in.
Anonymous No.717234821 [Report]
>>717229797
Nope. AC1 was notoriously oversold because of Jade Raymond being a FEMALE game developer. That's why the comic was a thing. Ubisoft wouldn't stop beating the WOMAN DEVELOPER drum.

(They're also the reason the industry has gone to shit because women saw that and rushed into the industry)
Anonymous No.717234873 [Report]
>>717203321 (OP)
All the Asscreed games are bad. Every single one.
Anonymous No.717234909 [Report]
>>717230829
Nope, it was base game.
Anonymous No.717234973 [Report]
>>717203321 (OP)
i still replay it from time to time
one huge map like rome is still fun to parkour around
i wish they remake ezio trilogy and rebuild the map 1:1 scale like unity
Anonymous No.717237856 [Report]
>>717203321 (OP)
Its asscreed. If you don't like this one you likely won't like the rest.
Anonymous No.717238341 [Report] >>717247058
>>717203321 (OP)
The Ezio trilogy is the only games worth playing. After that AC is basically dead, none worth your time. Aside from Unity having some elements of what made the OGs good, but still with it's own issues that hold it back in some ways.
Anonymous No.717241497 [Report]
>>717230396
Arno was perfectly fine with the Marquis de Sade's daed teenage hooker too.
Anonymous No.717241970 [Report]
>>717204247
Sounds like you're bad at video games! As expected
Anonymous No.717244067 [Report]
717210768
Your taste is godawful. Old Ezio, Altair and Constantinople are all god-tier
Anonymous No.717244173 [Report]
>>717230829
No, anon was right. The lover was in the Da Vinci Disappearance DLC
Anonymous No.717244304 [Report]
>>717212260
>and the story is still better than 2
You gotta be fucking kidding. What story? There is nothing there, because Brotherhood was built off of the cut last 5 hours of AC2. It's literally just "Ezio gets to Rome and spends 7 years fighting random Borgia dudes that don't matter until he kills Cesare and hides the Apple under the Colosseum".
Anonymous No.717244585 [Report]
>"Desmond/Lucy relationship is straight out of 7th gen: forced romances that border on satirical. I didnt realise how much games had improved on this front until I played older games like this"
Anonymous No.717244946 [Report]
>>717228510
It's the only one that knows what Assassin's Creed was meant to be.
Anonymous No.717245042 [Report]
>>717232043
>You don't get shit for doing those
Anon...
Anonymous No.717247058 [Report]
>>717238341
>still with it's own issues that hold it back in some ways.
Anonymous No.717247375 [Report]
>>717203321 (OP)
The story is weaker than 2, but the gameplay and map is a lot better.
So much fun climbing all those Roman ruins and galloping through the countryside.