Thread 717215093

*walks in a circle for all eternity*

*spins in a circle for all eternity*

*Swings in place for all eternity*

*wastes his life shiposting for all eternity*

>>717215093 (OP)
>>717216231
>your seikret is not just for travel, you know?

>>717216517
Zeno Clash 2 has got to be the weirdest fucking game I've ever played. I think it was made worse by the fact that I didn't play the 1st one.

>>717216231
>>717215093 (OP)
Sex

>>717215093 (OP)
horizon should have went all-in on its ecosystems, it's so gay how robots are innately hostile all of a sudden except the ones that aren't and that you weren't able to do anything with them except mount literally like 3 of them. Seriously, every single decision was the most boring option. I didn't even remember the upgrade tree until the final boss where I suddenly could do shit like slowdown mid fall. It was so fucking gay.

>>717215093 (OP)
>>717216231
>man i wish there was a game about robot dinosaurs
>this shit comes out
>it's the gayest shit

>>717216996
Leave it to libs to make the coolest concepts lame

>>717216996
I will give it credit, this series took one of the most fun-sounding settings for a video game and somehow made it boring. That's talent.

>Probably reaching, but like to try to make sense of things
They are just monitoring/communication stations. Not like they need to go anywhere.
>Then why even have feet
There isn't really any infrastructure. Roads, power lines, transportation. The tallnecks ARE the infrastructure. Walking robots are kind of a deployment Holy Grail. No need to smooth out a road if you can just walk over it. Even if it's slow, the ability to walk itself go where it's required would be super useful and way quicker than building a road.
>Why wander in circles when deployed? Why not just sit and chill?
Triangulation? You can pinpoint stuff if you listen for a signal from different spots. It wouldnt be very useful for a moving signature but if another robot broke down the tallneck can figure out exactly where it is just by listening for it's call in different points in its loop.
>Tallneck paths are too small for that
Maybe. They are also super sophisticated. Maybe a couple hundred meters of difference is all it needs. Also space is kind of compressed in the game. They are probably walking a loop that is a couple miles wide.

tfw the one person on the planet that likes Horizon and the robot animals.

>>717216996
>>717217063
>>717217174
I still have no idea how they made it so lame. Even a few boring choices would have been fine, but every single decision was seemingly made with the express purpose of shitting out "plausibly deniably" fagslop.

>>717216954
I got the game for free during covid, and I played music from Japanese games over it to pretend that it was better than it was. Like when I was invading the robot factories, I'd play this through my computer speakers and imagine I was playing a good game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9c-t8hQCRo&list=RDE9c-t8hQCRo&start_radio=1

>>717217290
everyone likes the concept. The execution is what was shitty. If this had been made in 90's, or early 2000's, or hell even early 2010's, by a team of competent devs that cared more about making the game fun with fun worldbuilding instead of shitting out bipoc trans pride gay relationships and ubislop towers and upgrade trees that everyone forgets about then it would have been great.

>>717216231
Does that robot dinosaur have a robo-dino-pussy?

>>717216517
jobber creature

>>717217667
fucks like a fighter jet

>>717215093 (OP)
I don't remember too much about it but i believe all these machines are literally AI prompts which is why they are so wildly impractical, it was a very cool concept, but then they inmediatelly ruined it by making the human designed killing machines walking robots too.

>>717217825
They even gave it a bright orange trackpoint as well what the fuck.

>>717216996
dude i was so hype when it was first announced because how coukd robot dinosaurs not be sick as hell
then by the time it came out i had figured out it was trash lmao

>>717217290
Tallnecks are how you get map information so they probably circle to scan the area in all directions

>>717219434
>then by the time it came out i had figured out it was trash
Sounds like you didn't even play it

>>717217290
I also like the Horizon games. I guess I relate to Aloy because I understand how awful it can feel being an outcast while also having a bunch of ungrateful dickheads relying on you to clean up their mess. Honestly, she's not that bad looking with some make up mods.

>>717215093 (OP)
>be me
>have trusty win7 os pc
>Horizon releases
>want to play it but can't on win7
>don't want to upgrade, love 7
>installs win10 on second hard drive
>pirate Horizon
>controls meh
>characters meh
>quests meh
>combat meh
>mfw this game is so mediocre and I just wasted time installing Shitdows10
>nuke the hdd back to factory setting
>play good ol' modded Fallout: New Vegas

>>717219592
i didn't play it. why would i play a game that no longer seems fun and, by all accounts, is something i wouldn't enjoy? sorry that it offends you, but the game looked bad enough that i did not and will not play it.

>>717220891
It's literally the "okayest" game ever made.

>>717216996
>it's the gayest shit
>this is considered gayest shit

>>717223168
>tfw don't like "slow time" skills since it breaks flow
>tfw see just how useful the slow time moments are
>tfw will start investing points in those skills
You dick. I hope you're proud of yourself.

>>717217290
It would be more energy efficient, and more efficient for locating, to have just 2 tall necks sitting still at set distances for triangulation. Constantly moving would actually be less efficient, in both energy usage and calculation, because the tall neck would constantly have to be recalculating its own location on top of whatever else it is supposed to be tracking/triangulating. Magic science technology doesn't overcome these efficiency problems, and absolutely no one and nothing would make such a stupid fucking inefficient design unless it was their absolute only option. Given how many tall necks there are in the game, we know it is not the only option.

Sex with robotic creatures

>>717215093 (OP)
Horizon's robo dinos have no biological porpouse

In the original game their whole gimmick was becoming better and better to kill all the humanity

>>717215093 (OP)
No, there's a facility that makes and replaces them when they break, you go into one of the facilities in the second game and I think claim the map from it right when it gets out of production, already being on top of its head.

>>717219162
That's its robo-clit.