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Anonymous No.717225718 [Report] >>717225858 >>717226043 >>717226428 >>717226437 >>717226557 >>717227274 >>717230047 >>717230157 >>717230195 >>717230507 >>717230868 >>717231037 >>717231218 >>717231554 >>717231621 >>717232389 >>717232871 >>717232920 >>717233014 >>717233052 >>717233176 >>717234872 >>717235640 >>717235782 >>717236480 >>717237739 >>717238469 >>717238560 >>717240875 >>717245072 >>717251748 >>717254201 >>717254913 >>717256530 >>717257027 >>717261697
Vidya food that made you hungry
Started playing RE2 remake while I was in the middle of my months long calorie deficit. Holy shit man. Just 3 more months of this bullshit and im finally making a beeline for five guys, fuck me I can already taste it
Anonymous No.717225858 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
fuck off
Anonymous No.717226043 [Report] >>717231772
>>717225718 (OP)
looks like pure fucking shit slop
Anonymous No.717226212 [Report] >>717230370 >>717232805 >>717233784 >>717236357 >>717236858
I miss Fuddruckers
Anonymous No.717226393 [Report] >>717232237
Anonymous No.717226428 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
>Just 3 more months of this bullshit and im finally making a beeline for five guys
If you’re still thinking this way you are ngmi.
Anonymous No.717226437 [Report] >>717226557 >>717229417 >>717233882 >>717262592
>>717225718 (OP)
>yay I finally stopped being a fatass let me celebrate by wasting my months of dieting by going to fucking five guys
Anonymous No.717226557 [Report] >>717227142 >>717230012 >>717256559
>>717226437
In OP’s defense, five guys would not undo months of hard work. That said,
>>717225718 (OP)
That’s a fucking disgusting gas station burger. Don’t eat those. I had gas station chicken and fries once. Never again.
Anonymous No.717227142 [Report]
>>717226557
Capcom made the most delicious looking gas station burger of all time.
THE JUDGE No.717227274 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
>What if your burger looked 100 years old!!!
Stop.
Anonymous No.717229417 [Report] >>717234617
>>717226437
fuck off faggot 1 single pig out day isn't ruining jack shit, don't expect people to weigh every fucking calorie and track macros forever the rest of their lives 24/7 just because they're trying to get fit
Anonymous No.717229932 [Report] >>717231681 >>717235575 >>717235979 >>717254370
Anonymous No.717230012 [Report] >>717230248 >>717230306
>>717226557
The gas station five minutes away from me miraculously had great food, especially the burgers, until a jeet hive took it over.
Anonymous No.717230047 [Report] >>717232237 >>717233374
>>717225718 (OP)
I don't like cheese on my burgers, personally.
Anonymous No.717230157 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
>as soon as im done losing weight im going to gain some weight
Anonymous No.717230195 [Report] >>717233373 >>717245659
>>717225718 (OP)
Anonymous No.717230248 [Report]
>>717230012
The pizzeria near my job had great pizza until some Indians bought the place.
Anonymous No.717230306 [Report] >>717231335
>>717230012
Go on, go eat some food there, let us know how your colitis turns out
Anonymous No.717230370 [Report]
>>717226212
>Get a good burger
>Play the arcade afterwards
Now the burgers are decent on a good day, and they gutted the arcade games for always getting destroyed by toddlers.
Fuck.
Anonymous No.717230507 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
Sexy bogor
Anonymous No.717230868 [Report] >>717256331
>>717225718 (OP)
>time to settle down
Anonymous No.717231037 [Report] >>717231072
>>717225718 (OP)
The fact he put this burger down and abandoned it alone in his truck should tell you that this man was always going out like a chump.
Anonymous No.717231072 [Report] >>717231256
>>717231037
yeah but he splattered the shit out of that zombie broad
Anonymous No.717231218 [Report] >>717231878 >>717232090 >>717232628 >>717233271 >>717234835 >>717238364 >>717251146 >>717256934 >>717257340 >>717262067 >>717262934
>>717225718 (OP)
FF15 inspired me to make pizza dough from scratch. Hiw'd I do?
Anonymous No.717231256 [Report]
>>717231072
Listen, if you hit something late at night on a stretch of road like that, 70-80% it's some form of horrible monster or a ghost.

Just keep on driving.
Anonymous No.717231335 [Report]
>>717230306
I actually did afterwards, just twice, never again. The chicken biscuit and then fingers. Both hard as a fucking rock. Barely any wedges and they were shriveled and discolored.
Anonymous No.717231554 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
I want to make this burger irl. But what does it have? The things i see are cheese.bacon and hamburger meat. Is there something more im missing?
Anonymous No.717231621 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
I just read the file name, ha!
Anonymous No.717231681 [Report] >>717231728 >>717232238
>>717229932
>no butter
>no jam/hazelnut spread/honey/peanut butter/chocolate syrup/Marshmallow fluff/sprinkles/Marmite/vegemite
Anonymous No.717231728 [Report] >>717259031
>>717231681
>needs to add shit to his toast
you've never had good toast before
Anonymous No.717231772 [Report]
>>717226043
Just like the modern gaming industry
Anonymous No.717231878 [Report]
>>717231218
mamma mia
Anonymous No.717232090 [Report]
>>717231218
Hey, that looks pretty good. Good job, anon.
Anonymous No.717232237 [Report]
>>717226393
What the fuck is a wahale?
>>717230047
Sounds unamerican
Anonymous No.717232238 [Report]
>>717231681
Square Enix couldn't afford butter, please understand.
Anonymous No.717232372 [Report] >>717232545 >>717232763 >>717233773 >>717236998 >>717259092
Anonymous No.717232389 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
>five guys
Utter garbage. I have given it five chances in 3 different locations. Utter fucking garbage.
Anonymous No.717232545 [Report] >>717232763 >>717233773
>>717232372
I feel like it's improper to eat 50 at once
Anonymous No.717232551 [Report]
Dynasty Warriors 3 and Sleeping Dogs before finally having pork buns in Taipei
Anonymous No.717232610 [Report] >>717236578 >>717251151 >>717251204 >>717255814 >>717257613 >>717261568
Recommend me games where I can eat beans
Anonymous No.717232628 [Report] >>717232738 >>717232935 >>717232958 >>717234695 >>717242268 >>717245521 >>717251846 >>717261503 >>717263074
>>717231218
Anonymous No.717232738 [Report]
>>717232628
>delivered in under 30 minutes or i get a free pizza
literally nowhere does this anymore.
Anonymous No.717232763 [Report]
>>717232372
>>717232545
It's also potentially lethal. Half his face should be numb at this point.
Anonymous No.717232805 [Report]
>>717226212
There is one 4 minutes from my house. Is good.
Anonymous No.717232871 [Report] >>717233840
>>717225718 (OP)
Looking at Valheim's foods always makes me hungry
Anonymous No.717232920 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
Looks like mold
Anonymous No.717232935 [Report] >>717232976 >>717233128 >>717233568
>>717232628
>expensive
in what fucking third world is pizza expensive
Anonymous No.717232958 [Report]
>>717232628
don't care, didn't look at your image, the thumbnail was enough for me to know you're a fucking failure.
Anonymous No.717232976 [Report]
>>717232935
make this anon eat the brazilian pizza
Anonymous No.717233014 [Report] >>717233427
>>717225718 (OP)
Ah yes, drunk at 2am cuisine
Anonymous No.717233052 [Report] >>717234872 >>717237068 >>717237683 >>717237824 >>717244565 >>717251494 >>717251578 >>717261575
>>717225718 (OP)
Anonymous No.717233128 [Report]
>>717232935
well of course italian branded pizza in america is expensive
Anonymous No.717233176 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
>spend 6 months losing weight with hard work and dedication
>erase all progress by pigging out within the week

Dumb faggot, you're not supposed to go back to your normal eating habits after dieting. That completely defeats the purpose. You're supposed to keep using that self-control to not be a fat hog that stuffs his face at the earliest convenience.
Anonymous No.717233271 [Report]
>>717231218
Not bad but you need to put leaves on it or else the Italians will sperg out
Anonymous No.717233373 [Report]
>>717230195
>chocomint pasta
I will now play your game
Anonymous No.717233374 [Report]
>>717230047
I'll agree to this sentiment if you get fast food.
niggers literally can NOT listen or follow basic shit.
i do NOT want the machine grease called american ''''cheese''' on my food.
Anonymous No.717233427 [Report] >>717238860 >>717241837
>>717233014
For me its the humble chicken quesadilla
>rotisserie chicken, shredded
>shredded 4-cheese Mexican cheese
>tortillas
You can put guacamole or caramelized onions or jalapenos too. It was my go-to gayman snack
Then I hit 28 and I cannot eat like when I was young anymore. A moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips
Anonymous No.717233568 [Report] >>717233698
>>717232935
Ain't one of the points of pizza that it's supposed to be inexpensive to make?
Anonymous No.717233698 [Report] >>717233853
>>717233568
That was the point of American Pizza, yes, but as with anything, someone has to come along, throw some expensive ingredients in and jack up the price.
Anonymous No.717233773 [Report] >>717233872 >>717233885
>>717232372
>>717232545
the fuck is it?
oyster? clam?
Anonymous No.717233784 [Report] >>717234923
>>717226212
Hold the phone, wait a minute. Did something happen to Fuddruckers? My parents used to take me and my brother there all the time when we were kids.
Anonymous No.717233840 [Report] >>717236704
>>717232871
Dude you have grass growing through your floor
Anonymous No.717233853 [Report] >>717234049
>>717233698
You can still get two medium pizzas for like 14 bucks at papa johns.
Anonymous No.717233872 [Report] >>717234459
>>717233773
Fugu (pufferfish, you baka gaijin)
Anonymous No.717233882 [Report] >>717263508
>>717226437
you fitcels are just as delusional as fat fucks, a single burger isn't going to make him instantly gain 100lbs
Anonymous No.717233885 [Report] >>717234459
>>717233773
Fugu sashimi, it's poisonous pufferfish.
Anonymous No.717233956 [Report]
yeah i spent $60 on fast food in the last couple days. so? i earned it
Anonymous No.717234049 [Report]
>>717233853
The Papa John's next to me closed, there's still a Domino's, but their pizzas get cold way too fast.
Anonymous No.717234224 [Report] >>717234571 >>717234670 >>717235012 >>717245660 >>717251934 >>717265273
Fast Food places won't stop bitching about how people don't go there anymore, yet the Chinese place next to me charges an arm and a leg and those fucks are doing just fine.
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Anonymous No.717234450 [Report] >>717234872 >>717241136
>Find incredibly dangerous beasts
>Cook what's left of their corpse for a lovely meal

I love this video game trope.
Anonymous No.717234459 [Report]
>>717233872
>>717233885
Ah. ty.
Anonymous No.717234571 [Report] >>717237038
>>717234224
I think people are willing to pay a lot for food, but the willingness to put up with mediocrity is thinning. Fast Food's promise used to be good food for a low price, made fast. Then it became a guilty pleasure at a low price, made fast. Now it's just meh food at not-so-low prices made fast.
At this point, the average consumer is willing to pay a few extra dolladoolies for a meal they'll actually enjoy.
Anonymous No.717234617 [Report] >>717234871 >>717242108
>>717229417
It's never just one.
Anonymous No.717234670 [Report]
>>717234224
Because the Chinese place is probably decent compared to the quality of fast food. We have a Korean fried chicken chain near us called Don Chicken (not sure if its all over the US or just the East Coast) and I routinely pay like $25 for the Spicy Onions Garlic chicken and it's fucking worth it because the food goes beyond what I expect from a chain
Anonymous No.717234695 [Report] >>717234756 >>717234859 >>717235220
>>717232628
Ok....ill round up too.
>11lbs. Bag of flour, $30
>4 cans of cento tomatoes, $20
>3 pounds of murrays cheese, $30
>salt, basil, $10
>water
For 90 dollars i can make 50 pizzas.
Anonymous No.717234756 [Report] >>717235762
>>717234695
No Pepperoni?
Anonymous No.717234824 [Report]
Security. Room. Burger.
THE JUDGE No.717234835 [Report] >>717244345
>>717231218
>"hey you want a slice?"
>"yeah, but make sure mine has cheese on it"
Absolutely deranged.
Anonymous No.717234859 [Report] >>717234996 >>717235870
>>717234695
>canned tomatoes and not fress
>not fresh mozz, sliced
1-800-COME-ON-SON
Anonymous No.717234871 [Report]
>>717234617
it is if you have even a single ounce of self control. moderation is much harder to maintain than deprivation
Anonymous No.717234872 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
>>717234450
>>717233052
Fucking Guga food.
Anonymous No.717234923 [Report] >>717235181 >>717235392 >>717235689
>>717233784
COVID killed off like 99% of their restaurants, only a few are left now
Anonymous No.717234996 [Report] >>717235278 >>717235349 >>717235596 >>717236162 >>717236321 >>717237390
>>717234859
I was told by YouTube that you should always get these fucking things.
Anonymous No.717235012 [Report] >>717235689
>>717234224
I literally got a chicken burger from a fast food joint near me that I haven't been to in a few months. The food quality has dropped off a cliff and it was still ten bucks. At some point you need to decide if the price is worth what you are getting and a lot of places that advertise themselves as fast food charge almost as much as a restaurant while giving you mediocre food in return.
Anonymous No.717235181 [Report] >>717235689
>>717234923
Who knew that demanding the economy screech to a halt as a kneejerk reaction would have repercussions?
Anonymous No.717235220 [Report]
>>717234695
At some point I need to learn how to make a good pizza. I got making burgers down good enough that my family prefers mine to commercial stuff, but we love pizza and haven't gotten gud at making our own.
Anonymous No.717235278 [Report]
>>717234996
For things like a chicken cacciatore or something, but for a pizza, sliced fresh tomatoes are the best. I guess you could use them though, its personal preference but I just use fresh tomatoes and mozzarella on a thin layer of pizza sauce and whatever toppings (my favorite are mushrooms and anchovies, the texture of the mushrooms offsets the salinity of the anchovies)
Anonymous No.717235349 [Report]
>>717234996
2 cans of these, a can of tomato paste, then a few fresh tomatos, makes a delicious marinara sauce. Perfect for pizzas, lasagna, the works.
Anonymous No.717235392 [Report] >>717235689
>>717234923
Happened to a famous daves near me. Covid fucking killed them and they tried to survive by having you come in to pick up the food and take it home because they couldn't do dine in and surprise surprise. People didn't want to do that, it's a shame as well since they had good ribs.
Anonymous No.717235575 [Report]
>>717229932
Unironically that toast looks bretty good and slow-roasting is for sure the best method to make toast.
Anonymous No.717235587 [Report] >>717260080
Pizzasisters... not like this...
Anonymous No.717235596 [Report]
>>717234996
They're a good, reliable product for sauces.
Anonymous No.717235640 [Report] >>717235774
>>717225718 (OP)
Who fucking care just eat what you want. We all look the same once we're in the dirt.
Anonymous No.717235689 [Report] >>717235768
>>717235392
>>717234923
>>717235181
I knew a restaurant back in San Jose that was really nice, but it was burned down. The staff were planning to rebuild and reopen, and then COVID happened.
>>717235012
Last year, I tried out KFC for the first time in roughly a decade. It was the kind of bad I didn't think still existed; every part of the meal was bad.
Anonymous No.717235727 [Report] >>717237074
I really need more footage of Food in Western Cartoons.
retard No.717235762 [Report]
>>717234756
$95
Anonymous No.717235768 [Report] >>717236161
>>717235689
>but it was burned down.
Kitchen fire?
Anonymous No.717235774 [Report] >>717235803
>>717235640
Except your fat ass takes up two graves
Anonymous No.717235782 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
It has to be a toss up between some random obscure sprite in a strategy game or some visual novel slop illustration. Didn't play many narrative focused games or cooking simulators, so haven't really paid attention to food stuff in games.
Anonymous No.717235803 [Report] >>717235839
>>717235774
I'm 180 lbs.
Anonymous No.717235839 [Report] >>717235867
>>717235803
Yeah but you are also 3 foot 2
Anonymous No.717235845 [Report] >>717236161 >>717236985
>burgers
>bad for you
They even have veggies on them.
Anonymous No.717235867 [Report]
>>717235839
Yeah my cock is.
retard No.717235870 [Report]
>>717234859
Both cento and dop tomatos are more than fine canned. The sweetness from both makes it worth it.
Anonymous No.717235979 [Report] >>717236073 >>717236161 >>717246873 >>717265691
>>717229932
>this is posted in every thread
>the most basic bitch toast from cut it yourself bread
>people say it makes them crave toast
do you niggas cook? like, at all?
Anonymous No.717236073 [Report]
>>717235979
I do, but toasted bread is still really nice. It's almost always a direct improvement of regular bread.
Anonymous No.717236123 [Report] >>717236148 >>717236206 >>717240337 >>717260080 >>717263172 >>717265678
Anonymous No.717236148 [Report] >>717236251 >>717250559
>>717236123
Why does she look unimpressed?
Anonymous No.717236161 [Report] >>717236231
>>717235768
Not sure, they just said it was an accident. I did a quick search for the place, and it apparently reopened, so good for them.
>>717235845
A single burger patty with cheese and lettuce is fine. A double burger with cheese on each patty, bacon, and 3 kinds of sauce, on the other hand...
>>717235979
Hey now, proper toast can be easy to fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0
Anonymous No.717236162 [Report]
>>717234996
they are supposedly the best tomatoes, which is great for italians, but i doubt it matters much after they're put in a can for months while they're warehoused and shipped to where you are. if you are willing to spring for canned marzanos you're probably better off getting a fresh heirloom variety unless your local growers just suck.
Anonymous No.717236183 [Report] >>717236920 >>717260080
Anonymous No.717236206 [Report]
>>717236123
https://youtu.be/jCgYMFtxUUw?si=9hMUyI1k_CYTWrae
Anonymous No.717236217 [Report] >>717236817
Anonymous No.717236231 [Report] >>717236324
>>717236161
>I did a quick search for the place, and it apparently reopened, so good for them.
You should pay them a visit, see how the food is these days. It's always nice to support local businesses.
Anonymous No.717236251 [Report]
>>717236148
Because its a filthy casual deep dish
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Anonymous No.717236321 [Report] >>717236405
>>717234996
the thing to look for is what the tomatoes are packed in, if the second ingredient is tomato puree or crushed tomato they're good regardless of origin, if they're packed in tomato juice you know they've been subject to various industrial cheats.
Anonymous No.717236324 [Report]
>>717236231
I would, if I had any reason to visit San Jose these days. Used to have family up there, but then they moved so I lost my excuse for it.
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Anonymous No.717236357 [Report] >>717236479
>>717226212
>place your order
>get in a few quarters of Rampage
>enjoy your burgah
Life was good.
retard No.717236405 [Report]
>>717236321
I usually go for cento brand, dop is great but too pricey and they are smaller tomatoes. I like the flavors of both but one can is $5 vs $20
Anonymous No.717236424 [Report]
This game was kinda fun, I should try out a few of it's recipes.
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Anonymous No.717236479 [Report]
>>717236357
For me, it was Pizza Hut and Galaga as a kid.

Good times.
Anonymous No.717236480 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
I sure hope there aren't any filthy Manon in this thread...
Anonymous No.717236514 [Report] >>717236740
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Anonymous No.717236578 [Report]
>>717232610
>in their movies, bud spencer and terence hill constantly insisted on real food
>they always tried to eat it all
those guys where so damn based
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Anonymous No.717236704 [Report]
>>717233840
>he doesn't have grass and rocks in his comfy hut
ngmi
retard No.717236740 [Report]
>>717236514
Perfect
Puffy
Pizza
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Anonymous No.717236817 [Report]
>>717236217
Anonymous No.717236849 [Report] >>717236940
I really want Juctice's Apple Pie.
Anonymous No.717236858 [Report] >>717236923 >>717245849
>>717226212
sorry, but its rebranded as buttfuckers now
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Anonymous No.717236920 [Report]
>>717236183
i always think this was miley cyrus
retard No.717236923 [Report]
>>717236858
>Not RudderFucks
Anonymous No.717236940 [Report]
>>717236849
Sorry, Justice's.
Anonymous No.717236951 [Report] >>717237041 >>717237316 >>717237562
I've been doing 2k calories perday diet for awhile now and I feel hungry almost 24/7
Anonymous No.717236985 [Report]
>>717235845
Fast food burgers are, if you actually hand make the stuff and don’t use sugar bread it’s no worse than eating eggs every morning
Anonymous No.717236998 [Report] >>717237378 >>717256861
>>717232372
There's a youtube comment on this scene that stuck with me a bit.

>There's actually a lot to take away from this scene, and in under a minute you're told everything you need to know about Shimano if you understand a bit about Japanese culture and cuisine. For example, Shimano is eating Fugu, the infamous sushi that, if prepared wrong, is deadly poison, and he's eating a lot of it. If even a single slice was prepared incorrectly, he'd be dead within the hour. So, for one, it shows he's not adverse to taking risks.

>Further, he's eating a large amount of the stuff, demonstrating his wealth since this is a gourmet delicacy that even a small amount can cost a tremendous amount of money. Eating an entire platter like that would be ludicrously expensive.

>But since he's eating it in large amounts instead of savoring it a slice at a time, it shows that, for all his wealth and power, he's actually an uncultured glutton who takes pride in his wealth, not in being classy or cultured. He's flexing to show off his wealth, not enjoying a fine meal. He's rich and powerful, and he wants others to know it. He doesn't eat Fugu by the pound because it's a gourmet delicacy, but because it's the most expensive thing on the proverbial menu, and he's eating a lot of it because it shows off how wealthy he is, that he can afford to buy so much of it in one go.

>But also consider the fact that while Shimano is eating a sizeable, fancy feast fit for multiple people, Majima is given only a small cup of sake, and not even a single slice off of this platter of gourmet fish fit to feed two or more people. This also demonstrates that Shimano is someone who cares largely only for himself, and very little for his underlings. He gets the lion's share, and his underlings get the crumbs, if even that much. For all his wealth, he shares barely anything, being willing to give Majima only the barest minimum for the sake of decorum, and nothing else.
Anonymous No.717237038 [Report]
>>717234571
the only real reason to get fast food anymore is if you're a post-midnight fiend (like me). there's no fucking reason to get mcdonalds or wendys when you can easily get a better burger for the same price.
Anonymous No.717237041 [Report] >>717237316
>>717236951
1.4-1.6k over here, im probably fucking up my body hard but im getting abs by October or so help me god
Anonymous No.717237054 [Report] >>717237092
What goes on a Jill Sandwich, anyway?
Anonymous No.717237068 [Report] >>717237224 >>717253425 >>717262475
>>717233052
ah yes, 2 specks of pepper will surely make this taste good
Anonymous No.717237074 [Report]
>>717235727
That's not a western cartoon.
Anonymous No.717237092 [Report]
>>717237054
>on
*in
my cock
retard No.717237224 [Report] >>717237363 >>717262475
>>717237068
I watched it and thought wow one section of that is gonna be mildly seasoned.
Anonymous No.717237316 [Report]
>>717236951
>>717237041
Have you tried fiber supplements? Don't buy into the meme they'll hold back the cravings, all they do is deprave your body of the actual food.
Anonymous No.717237363 [Report]
>>717237224
dont worry - she rubbed the few seasoning crumbs into the top of the meat. it will season the whole roast
Anonymous No.717237378 [Report] >>717237746 >>717240919
>>717236998
>For all his wealth, he shares barely anything
that says nothing specific about a rich or powerful person, because all rich or powerful persons act like that.
you don't get rich by pampering your underlings with lavish meals and presents. especially in the world of gangsters, this would be seen as a massive weakness - people will think you have to kiss ass of your underlings or they will become disloyal to you.
Anonymous No.717237390 [Report] >>717237768 >>717249192
>>717234996
Those aren't "actually" san marzano tomatoes, they're some bullshit californian varietal. They're still good, though, so fuck it. They're really cheap around here so whenever I make tomato sauce that's what I use.
>open
>dunk into big ass bowl
>rinse cans with a little water to get the juice out
>take my immersion blender and go to town
>if you ain't got one just blend it
>or smash it up with your hands whatever just crush it up as best you can whatever
>oil pot
>generously
>get it hot
>fry some (a metric fuckton) of garlic for a little bit
>dump some basil in there, fresh dried it don't matter just don't fry the dried very long like just for a microsecond
>dump the blended tomato gunk into the pot
AND THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS THE SECRET INGREDIENT FOR ANON'S AWESOME SAUCE THAT EVERYONE LOVES EVEN YOUR WHORE OF A SISTER:
>this shit right here
>pic related
>the trick
>this shit
>think you need tomato paste?
>wrong faggot you need this shit
>dunk the whole bottle in
>stir for a bit, bring to a simmer, lower the heat, wait
>taste
>maybe add some salt, maybe don't, depends on what tomatoes you actually used
And you have enough sauce to last you a couple of weeks. Freezes well.
Anonymous No.717237562 [Report]
>>717236951
supplement like 150 calories with honey rice cakes in-between each meal, break your meals down to 5 meals a day, and it will help. make saturday your "eat anything" day for 3 meals
also, chew gum
Anonymous No.717237628 [Report] >>717237713
Anonymous No.717237683 [Report]
>>717233052
imgaine all the cat hairs
Anonymous No.717237713 [Report] >>717237758
>>717237628
>that resolution
I repent
Anonymous No.717237715 [Report] >>717239273 >>717250682
Eggman's sandwich in Sonic Unleashed
Anonymous No.717237739 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
Do burgers have cellulitis now?
Anonymous No.717237746 [Report] >>717239134
>>717237378
That's the mentality that gets you shot by rivals because an underling "forgot" to lock a door in the back and left it unattended for a little bit.
Anonymous No.717237758 [Report]
>>717237713
Oh god there's two I need to delete from my "Women Eating Pizza" folder now
Anonymous No.717237768 [Report] >>717237878 >>717238001
>>717237390
>product of italy
there might be some locally grown ones, but most are imported. you might be confusing them with romas, which are the common italian style tomatoes grown in the US and mexico
Anonymous No.717237824 [Report] >>717237905 >>717253604
>>717233052
Honestly, who would resist the temptation? I'm talking about the Grammeowster granny cat chef btw.
Anonymous No.717237878 [Report] >>717238001 >>717238409 >>717238554
>>717237768
Just because they're a product of Italy doesn't mean they are real san marzano tomatoes. They don't have the little emblem from PDO/PDI or whater.
Anonymous No.717237905 [Report] >>717253604 >>717261212
>>717237824
Anonymous No.717237910 [Report] >>717238098 >>717238162 >>717261657
low-poly food gets me going, I need to know what Xanterium Rice tastes like
Anonymous No.717238001 [Report]
>>717237768
No, San Marzano tomatoes got shipped over to California and then back to Italy. There's a fuckload of tomato growers in Italy that scam people with fake tomatoes. The real shit has a logo on the can like >>717237878 said. Cento doesn't have the logo and they are a well-known fake. It's why they're sometimes really cheap in certain areas of the US.
Anonymous No.717238041 [Report]
Anonymous No.717238098 [Report]
>>717237910
What about Xanterium Mice instead?
Anonymous No.717238162 [Report]
>>717237910
Like Xanthan Gum.
Anonymous No.717238234 [Report] >>717238412 >>717239320 >>717239503 >>717245673 >>717245929
Would you eat the dinner she prepared, Anons?
Anonymous No.717238364 [Report] >>717238475 >>717238850 >>717250920
>>717231218
Making dough or pasta yourself is a waste or time and effort. Whenever I hear someone brag about it, all I hear is "I don't value my time"
Anonymous No.717238409 [Report]
>>717237878
>goalposts
they're the same tomatoes as DOP certified but they're grown somewhere else in italy. that's it.
Anonymous No.717238412 [Report]
>>717238234
>0:02 - 0:04
KEKAROO. It'ls literally picrel. How many barvs do I have to do for this "offensive" post?
Anonymous No.717238469 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
Looks like solidified puke.
Anonymous No.717238475 [Report] >>717238627 >>717239202
>>717238364
>Making dough or pasta yourself is a waste or time and effort.
Whenever I hear someone say this, all I hear is "I am a soulless golem."
retard No.717238554 [Report]
>>717237878
I use this
Anonymous No.717238560 [Report] >>717238663
>>717225718 (OP)
imagine the taste...
Anonymous No.717238627 [Report]
>>717238475
I don't know, making Ramen broth and noodles is A LOT of work and prep time.
Anonymous No.717238663 [Report]
>>717238560
>cherry
>sour apple
>blue raspberry
Anonymous No.717238751 [Report] >>717239632
retard No.717238850 [Report]
>>717238364
I wasn't bragging, and it is really easy to make dough. It takes 4 hours and 3.5 of that is you doing fucking nothing. Are people really this retarded?
Anonymous No.717238860 [Report]
>>717233427
I just make a tuna sandwich if I'm wasted.
Anonymous No.717239134 [Report]
>>717237746
sounds like you are a small fry that people do not fear. sucking up to your underlings will just hasten your killing in this case.
Anonymous No.717239202 [Report] >>717239501
>>717238475
Didn't ask unemployed wretch. Go ahead and waste 4 hours making dough.ill just get the premade one from the store
Anonymous No.717239273 [Report]
>>717237715
That's a good looking hoagie.
Anonymous No.717239320 [Report] >>717245795
>>717238234
>extremely strong , powerful bull-like race
>became that powerful and strong by just eating cheese and ham
>little faggot queer daughter brings out vegetables as if they would do anything for their race
it's like the writers wanted everyone to absolutely despise this retarded character
Anonymous No.717239501 [Report]
>>717239202

Just buy a frozen pizza at that point you faggot golem, one of the two dollar Totino's, your underdeveloped taste buds won't even know the difference.
Anonymous No.717239503 [Report] >>717240016
>>717238234
bruh eating ham just like that??
Anonymous No.717239632 [Report]
>>717238751
wait. I have to drop something. heh-heh.
Anonymous No.717240016 [Report]
>>717239503
It doesn't even look honey glazed or anything. It's just a big unseasoned bland Ham on their plates.
Anonymous No.717240337 [Report]
>>717236123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlwkRmWfNbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtRPl0hLytc
Context: Pink-haired girl is Italian
Anonymous No.717240535 [Report]
Anonymous No.717240875 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
I can't tell if this is a joke or not. This has to be one of the most unappetizing things I've seen in my life.
Anonymous No.717240919 [Report]
>>717237378
Or at least that’s what the Dodge Brothers would have you believe.
Anonymous No.717241136 [Report]
>>717234450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUWOd7Yq4d8
Anonymous No.717241142 [Report]
Anonymous No.717241686 [Report]
Anonymous No.717241837 [Report]
>>717233427
Metabolism slowing down as you age is a myth, it only happens very slightly (around 100 calories less than before) over the course of your 50s or 60s or so, not in your twenties. If anything your metabolism would be higher around 30 as that’s your physical prime
Anonymous No.717242015 [Report]
BOSH
Anonymous No.717242108 [Report]
>>717234617
You're like an alcoholic. people in AA need to quit cold turkey and never have a drink on Friday, because they have no impulse control or moderation.

That's you and hamburgers. Stop projecting that onto OP or others.
Anonymous No.717242268 [Report] >>717259856
>>717232628
>US pizza
>Cheap
Maybe in fucking 2015, the everlasting effects of gig based food delivery has permanently jacked up any and all delivery.
Anonymous No.717242340 [Report]
kolbaska
Anonymous No.717242423 [Report]
Anonymous No.717243198 [Report] >>717244991
Anonymous No.717244345 [Report] >>717244665
>>717234835
How the fuck do you slice that without any cheese?
Anonymous No.717244565 [Report]
>>717233052
>didnt sear the meat
Enjoy your gray slop
THE JUDGE No.717244665 [Report] >>717244840
>>717244345
Anonymous No.717244840 [Report] >>717244920
>>717244665
I said NO CHEESE you dog cunt, I can see fucking cheese on my slice
Anonymous No.717244909 [Report] >>717245986 >>717248556 >>717249371
What game /v/
THE JUDGE No.717244920 [Report] >>717254252
>>717244840
I knew you'd post this you no good snake. You swine. You miscreant. You utter fool. *upends pizza* AWAY WITH YOU BEFORE MY TEMPER MEETS YOUR METTLE.
Anonymous No.717244991 [Report]
>>717243198
It took entirely too long for this to show up. Vanillaware's food is ridiculously succulent looking, on par with a Tom & Jerry steak in my opinion.
Anonymous No.717245072 [Report] >>717250783
>>717225718 (OP)
The cooking Mini game in dragon's crown.
But actually everything food related made by vanillaware really
Anonymous No.717245521 [Report]
>>717232628
>mfw i work at a pizza place and people always try to pull the 30 minutes or less bullshit on me
Anonymous No.717245624 [Report] >>717250916
Literally every other chain has better burgers than McDonald's
Anonymous No.717245659 [Report]
>>717230195
>chocomint pasta
TONS OF FLAVOR
Anonymous No.717245660 [Report]
>>717234224
the chinese place will cost the same, you'll get way more food and it'll taste better.
Anonymous No.717245673 [Report]
>>717238234
I'd take her mother right there on the table.
Anonymous No.717245795 [Report]
>>717239320
daughter?
Anonymous No.717245821 [Report]
I made stew for the first time just because I'd been eating it so much in The Long Dark
Anonymous No.717245849 [Report]
>>717236858
>not Fuddfuckers
Anonymous No.717245903 [Report]
those fucking honey nuts or whatever from skyrim
Anonymous No.717245929 [Report]
>>717238234
>she
REEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, i
ITS THEY BIGGGGGOOOOOOOTTTTT
Anonymous No.717245986 [Report]
>>717244909
i love penne & gnocchi so much its unreal
Anonymous No.717246873 [Report]
>>717235979
>cut it yourself bread
Anonymous No.717248556 [Report]
>>717244909
>Pasta
>Pasta in a different shape x50
All taste the fucking same. Pasta is the Jewest food ever conceived.
Anonymous No.717249192 [Report]
>>717237390
I hate chunky tomatoes so i make marinara and meat ragu with passata. Its a lot sharper tasting than crushed so it needs a long slow cook and slightly more onions for sweetness but it still makes a damn good sauce
Anonymous No.717249371 [Report]
>>717244909
Cannelonni>Mannicotti

Just sayin
Anonymous No.717250134 [Report] >>717250836
I'm so lonely and hungry, you guys.
Anonymous No.717250559 [Report]
>>717236148
Are we looking at the same pizza here? Does that look good to you? I would be unimpressed too.
Anonymous No.717250682 [Report]
>>717237715
By what magic does he keep the ingredients from spilling out of the sandwich when he eats it one handed like that?
Anonymous No.717250783 [Report]
>>717245072
I really like this kind of stuff. To envoke a sense of comfort you need to be able to replicate a good mess. Looking at this makes me feel hungry and comfy.
Anonymous No.717250836 [Report]
>>717250134
Same
Anonymous No.717250916 [Report] >>717251109
>>717245624
mcdonalds mayonnaise taste like blood to me, i cant be the only one, it tastes weirdly metallic akin to blood
Anonymous No.717250920 [Report]
>>717238364
- not everyone thinks like you
- people can enjoy cooking
- you have severe autism
- you are a midwit
Anonymous No.717251092 [Report]
I;m thinking about thos Beans.
Anonymous No.717251109 [Report]
>>717250916
Just tastes slightly sweeter than normal mayonaise to me.
Anonymous No.717251146 [Report]
>>717231218
Looks nice, I'd def try it
Anonymous No.717251151 [Report]
>>717232610
slaps n beans
Anonymous No.717251204 [Report]
>>717232610
That bread looks so good.
Anonymous No.717251494 [Report]
>>717233052
Those are some talented cats :)
Anonymous No.717251578 [Report]
>>717233052
God i crave stew right now. I should really make some again.
Anonymous No.717251748 [Report] >>717251796
>>717225718 (OP)
wtf burgers look like this?
Anonymous No.717251796 [Report]
>>717251748
With enough cheese they can i guess.
Anonymous No.717251846 [Report]
>>717232628
But basils literally come from bushes from the outside
Anonymous No.717251934 [Report]
>>717234224
They don't have corporate constantly bitching and sucking up all the money. The Chinese place probably has low overhead too, the family probably lives upstairs and the workers are family members.
Anonymous No.717253425 [Report]
>>717237068
>felynes don't season dey food
Anonymous No.717253604 [Report]
>>717237824
we serious
it is a clinically obese cat, literally all round
>>717237905
extreme offmodel
Anonymous No.717254201 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
>Vidya food that made you hungry
Genpact Imshin
Anonymous No.717254252 [Report] >>717256332
>>717244920
*unzips pizza*
Anonymous No.717254370 [Report]
>>717229932
Just add a black coffee and that's already perfect.
Anonymous No.717254913 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
Anonymous No.717255814 [Report] >>717256660
>>717232610
I keep seeing this posted but why are they grossed out?
Anonymous No.717256331 [Report]
>>717230868
Kek
THE JUDGE No.717256332 [Report]
>>717254252
*turns 360 degrees and walks the fuck away*
Anonymous No.717256530 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
>he gets hungry looking at goyslop
Anonymous No.717256559 [Report]
>>717226557
Gas station burritos (and nachos) are better than any restaurant or homemade burritos and I'm tired of pretending they're not
Anonymous No.717256660 [Report]
>>717255814
They're not grossed out, they can just tell that he's an outlaw on the run (because only someone who's been on the run for days would pig out like that)
Anonymous No.717256861 [Report]
>>717236998
huh,
didn't know Japan had redia riteracy
Anonymous No.717256873 [Report]
Pork bun
Fish on stick
Anonymous No.717256934 [Report]
>>717231218
gj anon HOWEVER... remember to always skip "home made pizza" videos until they show the crust. if they dont show the crust - its a disaster.

show the bottom or gtfo
Anonymous No.717257007 [Report] >>717258993
Where are the starfield foods
Anonymous No.717257027 [Report]
>>717225718 (OP)
Why do you guys keep calling this a burger? It looks like sushi to me.
Anonymous No.717257340 [Report]
>>717231218
Looks bad, too much crust, cheese blobs that'll be shlorped up all at once, and it's a weird shape
Anonymous No.717257613 [Report]
>>717232610
He's literally me
Anonymous No.717258993 [Report]
>>717257007
it's night time in india
Anonymous No.717259031 [Report] >>717259323
>>717231728
Neither have the Dutch apparently
Anonymous No.717259092 [Report]
>>717232372
This shit has ZERO flavor. I'm not even doing the whole "Japanese don't season their food" thing, pufferfish literally has no flavor. You can't say it tastes like anything because your tastebuds get nothing.
Anonymous No.717259323 [Report] >>717259587
>>717259031
>the dutch are the tallest and healthiest people in the world thanks to chocolate flake sandwiches
why do i spend all this time and money on garam masala and turmeric if i could just shove my face with dutch sandwiches?
Anonymous No.717259587 [Report]
>>717259323
Anonymous No.717259798 [Report]
Required material.
Anonymous No.717259856 [Report]
>>717242268
Just don't get delivery? Go outside and order directly you fatty.
Anonymous No.717260080 [Report] >>717263158
>>717235587
>>717236123
>>717236183
Is this some blacked meme?
Anonymous No.717261212 [Report]
>>717237905
Cute fat kitten
Anonymous No.717261503 [Report]
>>717232628
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.717261568 [Report]
>>717232610
Kinda sad how white people became extinct in like 20 years
Anonymous No.717261575 [Report]
>>717233052
WTF IS THAT REAL??
Anonymous No.717261657 [Report]
>>717237910
Looks like microplastics.
Anonymous No.717261697 [Report] >>717262429 >>717262494
>>717225718 (OP)
>no Monster Hunter
tragic
Anonymous No.717262067 [Report]
>>717231218
Preddy nice
Anonymous No.717262193 [Report]
FF9 where you make fish and potatoes
Anonymous No.717262429 [Report]
>>717261697
Modern MH is not MH doe
Anonymous No.717262475 [Report]
>>717237068
>>717237224
The seasoning is in the broth.
Anonymous No.717262494 [Report]
>>717261697
>energy-dense protein-rich feast of fit for a superhuman that routinely tanks bone-liquefying hits from giant superpredators
>9 rice balls on a stick and some green tea
Anonymous No.717262592 [Report]
>>717226437

One burger from five guys is 840 calories. Don't order fries and drink water and it's really not that bad.
Anonymous No.717262934 [Report]
>>717231218
ff15 has the best 3d food. they could make a food game with the same assets. too bad, japan fallen now
Anonymous No.717263074 [Report]
>>717232628
too bad the dough on the american pizza tastes like ass and if you eat that ultra processed shit the surgeon general needs to cut 9 metres of your intestines out
Anonymous No.717263158 [Report]
>>717260080
Get help anon, this stuff is from 2008 and your mental illness didn't exist back then
Anonymous No.717263172 [Report]
>>717236123
What’s up with that expression. Entitled, ungreatful piece of shit whore.
Anonymous No.717263457 [Report] >>717265723
Anonymous No.717263508 [Report]
>>717233882
you straightedge niggers are just as delusional as crackheads, on hit of the pipe won't make him instantly relapse after months of being sober
Anonymous No.717265273 [Report]
>>717234224
You unironically believe those chink restaurants are actual food business? Lmao, those are probably money laundering places for drugs/prostitution money
Anonymous No.717265624 [Report] >>717265762
You dropped your dogs bro
Anonymous No.717265678 [Report]
>>717236123
'za
Anonymous No.717265691 [Report]
>>717235979
>do you niggas cook?
No
Anonymous No.717265723 [Report]
>>717263457
man I love this era of 3d graphics
super simple geometry and textures
Anonymous No.717265762 [Report]
>>717265624
Why is it gross
Looks tasty to me