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Anonymous No.717245264 [Report] >>717245627 >>717245691 >>717246418 >>717246516 >>717246654 >>717246664 >>717246690 >>717246818 >>717246890 >>717246946 >>717247006 >>717247098 >>717247254 >>717247323 >>717247505 >>717248325 >>717249770 >>717250329 >>717250653 >>717253698 >>717255471 >>717255675 >>717256662 >>717257845 >>717259138
I feel like a villain playing as these guys. Going around just killing everyone and everything that looks and thinks differently from you just feels…wrong.
Anonymous No.717245470 [Report]
HERETIC
Anonymous No.717245627 [Report] >>717253926
>>717245264 (OP)
Yes whilst the Imperium is genuinely evil you're actually really retarded if you believe the Tyranids or Chaos are any better
Anonymous No.717245691 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
so let the hungry-hungry-space bugs and literal hell cultists kill you.
Anonymous No.717245771 [Report] >>717247307 >>717248305 >>717250328
>2 retards already fell for the most obvipus bait possible
Embarrassing, no wonder this shithole gets worse every day
Anonymous No.717245852 [Report] >>717247441
Anonymous No.717246418 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
seems based, wish i could do that irl
let's just say certain you-know-whats would cease to exist entirely
Anonymous No.717246516 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
>I feel like a villain playing as these guys
Yeah because you've been fed to sentimentalism and muh morality your whole life, we get it goy.
Anonymous No.717246654 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
>I feel like a villain playing as these guys. Going around just killing everyone and everything that looks and thinks differently from you just feels…wrong.

damn how about you jump on the brake with your islamophobia
Anonymous No.717246664 [Report] >>717246882
>>717245264 (OP)
No, it feels normalfagish and shit like nids, orks, eldar, chaos are not good guys.
Anonymous No.717246690 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
>Going around just killing everyone and everything that looks and thinks differently from you
The enemies in the game are giant murder bugs and suits of armor piloted by evil space wizards. I wouldn't really classify these things are "things that look or think different" but instead "legitimate threats to my health".
Anonymous No.717246818 [Report] >>717247560
>>717245264 (OP)
shut the fuck up and eat this dakka nigga
WAAAGH!!!
Anonymous No.717246882 [Report] >>717248823
>>717246664
orks are based
Anonymous No.717246890 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
This. Why didn't they just talk and listen to what the hungry space bugs and tricky extradimensional demons had to say?
Anonymous No.717246946 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
the point of a game is doing something you are unable to do in a playful manner IRL
Anonymous No.717247006 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
the imperium is shitty but everything else is worse
you aren't supposed to take 40k too seriously
Anonymous No.717247098 [Report] >>717248189
>>717245264 (OP)
W40k is very problematic.
Anonymous No.717247174 [Report] >>717247914 >>717250531
thought it was kinda funny how space marine 1 is all about how titus is unusually moral, respectful and human for an ultramarine and eventually he's betrayed horrifically in part because of that
and space marine 2 has him show almost none of that humanity after getting tortured by the inquisitors for a century. People on here were going LOOK LOOK THERE'S A TRANNY ON THE WRITING STAFF but ultimately space marine 2 is both less woke than the original space marine and ultimately less interesting for it
Anonymous No.717247181 [Report]
i just want a hack n slash where I play as the eldar
Anonymous No.717247254 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
First game
>kill orks, a living bioweapon and ecosystem that exists only to fight and kill everything, even each other
>chaos warband, a collection of utterly insane and mutated people who exist to fight and kill everything in the name of their malevolent gods, enlists literally daemons
Second game
>tyranids, an extragalactic ecosystem under the will of a single hive mind whose only intent is to kill and eat everything that isn't itself and has in all likelihood already scoured multiple galaxies clean of life
>chaos warband, again

You have Oikophobia.
Anonymous No.717247305 [Report]
Not having Mark Strong back killed the campaign vibes.
Anonymous No.717247307 [Report]
>>717245771
Yep. See you here again tomorrow anyway.
Anonymous No.717247323 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
>I feel like a villain playing as these guys. Going around just killing everyone and everything that looks and thinks differently from you just feels…wrong.
Anonymous No.717247441 [Report]
>>717245852
young male loneliness is a real plague, plenty of people having human "contacts" only though a PC screen. And some of them act like total idiots because it's the easiest way to grab another user's attention
Anonymous No.717247505 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
You sound gay.
Anonymous No.717247560 [Report] >>717248116 >>717258294
>>717246818
but the real question is, a proper choppa or a proper shoota
Anonymous No.717247671 [Report]
I’ll take the hell worshipper. Thanks.
Anonymous No.717247775 [Report]
That's right!
Villains and hypocrites, that's what the Imperium is made of!
Thankfully a few brave souls are willing to resist, to bring forth a new salvation to the souls of the enslaved!
A new strength, that comes from the heavens to liberate all!
To unlock your inner potential, and to bring you to the stars, in the company of your wondrous celestial Mother, where you deserve to be!
Anonymous No.717247914 [Report]
>>717247174
>titus is unusually moral, respectful and human for an ultramarine and eventually he's betrayed horrifically in part because of that
No, that isn't what Leandros had an issue with. It's that he could touch the power source without instantly becoming a chaos spawn
Anonymous No.717248116 [Report]
>>717247560
You say that as if both isn't an option
Anonymous No.717248150 [Report] >>717248193 >>717248452
YOU, ANON
YES, YOU READING THIS
ARMED WITH NOTHING STRONGER THAN A KITCHEN KNIFE DO YOU THINK YOU COULD TAKE ON TWO HORMAGAUNTS AND WIN? YOU ONLY NEED TO KILL THEM BEFORE THEY KILL YOU, DYING OF BLOODLOSS AFTER THE FACT IS NOT FACTORED IN
Anonymous No.717248189 [Report] >>717248338 >>717250903
>>717247098
>Think that this video is a parody
>Look at the rest of the channel
>It's not
Anonymous No.717248193 [Report] >>717248239 >>717248243
>>717248150
The carapace of a Gaunt is comparable to flak armour I believe, a kitchen knife won't help.
Anonymous No.717248239 [Report]
>>717248193
Can confirm, had the same armour save profile as flak armour back in 2nd edition (Minus the bonus save modifier against blast weaponry).
Anonymous No.717248243 [Report] >>717248284
>>717248193
If you find yourself in position where you need to fight 'gaunts with knife you're already fucked beyond help anyway
Anonymous No.717248284 [Report]
>>717248243
Yeah, if there's two gaunts, there's probably a thousand more nearby and a synapse creature that knows your exact location and has a hankering for man meat.
Anonymous No.717248305 [Report] >>717248359
>>717245771
What if they are just pretending?
Anonymous No.717248325 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
40k is so grim and dark that you need to be brutal and ruthless because the opposite is so much worse
Anonymous No.717248338 [Report]
>>717248189
Kill me, Pete
Anonymous No.717248359 [Report] >>717251026
>>717248305
Just as with 40k games being dogshit as a rule and still buying them, I'll respond to any 40k thread, even if it's bait. I don't profess to be a man with much dignity.
Anonymous No.717248452 [Report] >>717248515
>>717248150
That's like asking if you could kill two mountain lions with a knife. Literally no chance for a regular joe
Anonymous No.717248515 [Report]
>>717248452
You could probably handle them if they came at you dead on, but you wouldn't be walking away with your guts intact.
Anonymous No.717248669 [Report] >>717249359
Now that you mention it, Space Marine wouldn’t work at all if you were fighting Eldar or Tau
Anonymous No.717248823 [Report]
>>717246882
Orks are normalfags.
Anonymous No.717248974 [Report] >>717250637
>terminus decree revealed
>it's a fucking nothingburger
Anonymous No.717249359 [Report] >>717250148 >>717255263
>>717248669
A prototype for this exists in the Fulgrim Horus Heresy book. There is a scene where thousands of Eldar just throw their bodies like gaunts into the marines and get mowed down. It is completely retarded and it was the last Warhammer book I read, I don't know why I let this one shit writer taint my sentiment towards GW, but it was indicative of the holistic Marine fellating they have fully solidified 40k into since.
Anonymous No.717249770 [Report] >>717250193 >>717258641
>>717245264 (OP)
I like playing as a Fascist Space cop beating up Eviler Space Satanist
Anonymous No.717250148 [Report]
>>717249359
Considering that GW's solution for game balance is "make everything into a horde army", I wouldn't be surprised they started writing fluff to reflect that.
That, and they have always wanked primarchs too hard (Until they go to chaos, then they are jobbers)
Anonymous No.717250193 [Report]
>>717249770
>beating up
More like calling for help every time.
Anonymous No.717250328 [Report]
>>717245771
You're talking to the same board who unironically think those posts of people going
>Are you proud of yourself /v/? You ruined people's lives
or
>BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE PEOPLE ARE BEING HURT OR ANYTHING. BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE THIS CAUSES REAL LIFE HARM OR ANYTHING
template posts you see every week are actually made by someone who posts that for real
Anonymous No.717250329 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
>Going around just killing everyone and everything that looks and thinks differently from you just feels...right.
ftfy
Anonymous No.717250531 [Report]
>>717247174
Nah it was just Titus isn't as Dogmatic as his retarded battle brother who reported him to the Inquisition because he NEEDED that +3 Dogmatic bump.
but there's also nothing wrong with being so Dogmatic because Iconoclast behavior is how you end up causing an oopsie 400 years from now when that Genestealer cult you DIDN'T completely eradicate ends up spreading. again.
Anonymous No.717250637 [Report] >>717250795 >>717250985
>>717248974
It’s like they hyped it as the ultimate Emperor’s "in case of galaxy-wide heresy, break glass" moment and it ends up being "keep doing what you’re doing, bros." The whole thing read like GW wrote themselves into a corner with all that buildup and realized too late they couldn’t actually shake things up without rewriting every codex.
Anonymous No.717250653 [Report] >>717257950
>>717245264 (OP)
>feel like a villain playing as these guys
>the 2 villans in the game are bugs that turn any living thing into biomass to eat and cartoonish evil god worshiping cultists
are you a jew or somthing?
Anonymous No.717250795 [Report] >>717250985
>>717250637
At least Matt Ward would have wrote it interesting like the grimderp incident of bolter bitches turned into hats by the GKs.
Anonymous No.717250903 [Report] >>717255057
>>717248189
Please Pete
Anonymous No.717250985 [Report] >>717251343
>>717250637
>>717250795
My mate had a theory that it had something to do with wiping out geneseed, thus destroying the Space Marines which are the biggest reason why chaos shit is happening (Thanks Horus).
He had no actual facts for it, but I thought it was cool. Better than the GK somehow fighting against the Custards.
Anonymous No.717251026 [Report]
>>717248359
>40k games being dogshit as a rule
This hasn't been true for a long time now, unless you count mobile shit.
Anonymous No.717251343 [Report]
>>717250985
The idea is that the Emperor has been split into a number of different shards, and shards can be in opposition to one antoher as proven by Magnus' shards. The thronebound Big E has a kooky plan in the works, the Terminus Decree is for instructing the GKs to prevent other Empy shards from screwing up the throne E's plans, as that is something that Malcador thought might happen.
Anonymous No.717251595 [Report] >>717253421 >>717259179 >>717262171
The entire universe literally wants to kill, conquer, torture, eat or defile humanity on a cellular and soul level, sometimes a combination of everything I just listed. They have no other choice.
Anonymous No.717252664 [Report]
God I love farting
Anonymous No.717253421 [Report] >>717255306
>>717251595
Being completely fair, not all the xenos wanted that, but all the friendly xenos got genocided already so they don't really count. What happened to the Diasporex and Interex was tragic.
Anonymous No.717253698 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
You are the kind of guy who would advocate for zombie rights.
Anonymous No.717253926 [Report] >>717254113
>>717245627
But what of the Tau and the greater good?
Anonymous No.717254113 [Report]
>>717253926
Water Caste diplomats expect the Gue'vesa population of the mining world T'ros to fall to lower levels in the coming decades to make way for Tau settlers.
Anonymous No.717255057 [Report] >>717256078 >>717257982
>>717250903
What kind of dumbass stunt is this called?
Anonymous No.717255263 [Report]
>>717249359
I didn't mean it wouldn't work for tactical reasons (though that too). I meant for moral reasons. Doing Doom Slayer glory kills on Orks, Tyranids, and Daemons is 100% guiltless but for Tau or Eldar? That would be God of War levels of villain protagonist
Anonymous No.717255306 [Report]
>>717253421
>Interex
Not the best example, as it was a society that integrated xenos that had some connection to chaos. It was a weapon from their museum, Anatheme, that was used to mortally wound Horus and start his corruption by powers of the warp.

Diasporex - yeah, they only wanted to be left the fuck alone on their starships.
Anonymous No.717255471 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
anon, at least try to pretend
Anonymous No.717255675 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
you being this weak and being allowed to exist is an evolutionary freak accident. a slight deviation of civilization into homosexuality and weakness on a global scale. you shouldn't be alive
Anonymous No.717256078 [Report]
>>717255057
The superb stall into fun spin/
Anonymous No.717256662 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
This game proved you could make a really good film in the wh40k universe. The whole game was like playing a really good action film
Anonymous No.717257845 [Report]
>>717245264 (OP)
Yeah well, you have only the villains in wh40k what did expect? Except for Roboute he is trying to fix this mess.
Anonymous No.717257950 [Report]
>>717250653
>cartoonish evil god worshiping cultists
Thousand sons are loyal hereticks like Alpha Legion. Titus is probably Alpharius.
Anonymous No.717257982 [Report]
>>717255057
>stunt
Anonymous No.717258294 [Report] >>717259053
>>717247560
I GOTS TWO 'ANDS
Anonymous No.717258641 [Report]
>>717249770
What the difference?
Anonymous No.717259053 [Report]
>>717258294
>only two
Why not 'ave a visit to da painboy and get some extra 'ands so you can 'ave TWO proppa choppas and proppa shootas, or one REALLY big choppa and one REALLY BIG shoota?
Anonymous No.717259138 [Report] >>717261871
>>717245264 (OP)
>Space marines are the villains
Low IQ. Evil is a literal and measurable thing in 40k. These guys kill evil.
Anonymous No.717259179 [Report]
>>717251595
Dark age of technology era exist, there humans were demigods without any outverse threats.
Anonymous No.717261871 [Report]
>>717259138
They also kill an oppress other humans.
Anonymous No.717262171 [Report]
>>717251595
>They have no other choice.