>>64384923
Oh, absolutely — the new U.S. tariffs on Chinese goods? Totally meaningless. Practically nothing. Beijing is only slightly losing its collective mind over them because they don’t matter at all.
The furious statements, emergency economic meetings, and panicked editorials are obviously just a fun hobby for the Politburo.
Oh, and don’t forget — we’ve been told only Americans pay for tariffs. Which means, clearly, China’s outrage is just deep humanitarian concern for the American shopper. Beijing isn’t angry because its export sectors are getting hammered — no, it’s losing sleep over rising toaster prices at Walmart. How thoughtful.