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Anonymous No.717273564 >>717274539 >>717275180 >>717280832 >>717282723
Holy fuck, masterpiece.
This stomps Mario 64 into the fucking dirt
Anonymous No.717273639
I like both
Anonymous No.717273653 >>717273732
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/0QRDnO7MWpa-MX5pNSNUHg/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/nLZM4SuSR5UIQ6WEpBgP5Q/
Anonymous No.717273732 >>717274004 >>717274006 >>717277071
>>717273653
okay, so the guy makes a bunch of crash threads, what's wrong with- oh
Anonymous No.717274004 >>717277071
>>717273732
it's a retard trying to ruin honest crash threads, I wonder what makes him do it?
Anonymous No.717274006
>>717273732
lmao
Anonymous No.717274539
>>717273564 (OP)
>This scares crashfags
Anonymous No.717275180 >>717275749 >>717276749 >>717276767 >>717278484
>>717273564 (OP)
I literally just beat it a 100% and I have to say it's a janky and evil piece of shit.
I had to do the 155 boxes (the hardest level in the game)ice level multiple times because the box counter is a buggy piece of shit. Also the hitboxes are extremely crappy as I caught explosions that had no business reaching me and also literally landed on lend but the game still treated it like I landed on ice water in the bear riding segments.
The secret colored gems are disgusting, meaning that you need to have a guide to figure them out. The death platforms are never explined, the first stage of the final (non warp zone) world was disgusting as it forced you to knowing in advance that you need to backtrack to the death platform.
Im still salty how shit and unfair this game feels at times like in the dark ruins segments where you need to jump on 3D rotating platforms while you are in 2D view.
Mario 64 shits on this game, any day of the week, mostly for it's polish and fair challenges.
However this game still beats 99% of modern goyslop so i'm still glad I finished it 100% if it pissed me off immensely.
I'm talking about the ntsc PS1 version so idk of the remake changed anything.
Anonymous No.717275749 >>717276058
>>717275180
>I have to say it's a janky and evil piece of shit.
zoomermuttgoblin moment

>because the box counter is a buggy piece of shit
70 IQ moment

>I caught explosions that had no business reaching me
holy fuck skill issue

>meaning that you need to have a guide to figure them out.
It's called a secret, you are meant to discover things and talk with your friends back then. If you don't feel like discovering things on your own, just look it up. A zoomermutt who has to look up online how to tie his own laces is complaining that he needed a guide for 100%. LMAO.

>Im still salty how shit and unfair this game feels at times like in the dark ruins segments where you need to jump on 3D rotating platforms while you are in 2D view.
low IQ lack of object permanence and depth perception

>I'm talking about the ntsc PS1 version so idk of the remake changed anything.
which you emulated on your phone with a shit ton of input lag and bugs you ugly turd world mutt
Anonymous No.717276058 >>717276387
>>717275749
Imagine seething and projecting this hard.
I emulated it with v-sync off on beetle psx. The game objectively has shit design at times and no amount of posting zoomer niggers is going to change that fact.
Secrets usually have some sort of a hint, this is just made to fuck with consumer goyim and make them pay for a guide.
Anonymous No.717276387 >>717277076
>>717276058
>I emulated it with v-sync off on beetle psx
play on original hardware or fuck off. probably played on your phone or spammed save states and rewind.

>The game objectively has shit design
>muh objectivity!!!
lmao kys you midwit faggot, you got filtered hard by old-school challenge and instead of admitting your shortcomings and improving, you come online and write a big "ABLOO!! BLOO!! BLOO!!" paragraph of butthurt and crying

>Secrets usually have some sort of a hint
literally every secret in Crash 1 and 2 has a hint.
Anonymous No.717276749
>>717275180
crash 2 is easy as fuck dude, you have brain problems
Anonymous No.717276767 >>717277076
>>717275180
>struggling with Cold Hard Crash
litmus test for IQ. You put forth zero effort actually determining the optimal path to take, and just tried to brute force through it and then raged and shat your diaper when it was way harder.

Kek
Anonymous No.717277071
>>717274004
>>717273732
Just like that Mother 3 guy shitting uo M3 threads.
Anonymous No.717277076 >>717277209 >>717277296 >>717277384 >>717277540 >>717277780
>>717276387
Yeah, old school design is when they don't make proper hitboxes so you get punished for not knowing in advance that landing on the lake's edge doesn't count because they shat the game out in a year so they didn't have enough time to properly play test it.
You obviously have an emotional connection to this game which prevents you from seeing it's flaws objectively. You act like a petulent child so even this form of on-line discussion is too much for you so you need to act out and get worked up.
>>717276767
I finished it multiple times, the game just randomly decided to waste my time by not counting the boxes properly. I think the culprit is the nitro box near the checkpoint as it seems that it destoys different amounts of boxes if you trigger it before or after the checkpoint box near it.
Anonymous No.717277209 >>717277732
>>717277076
>the game just randomly decided to waste my time by not counting the boxes properly.
YOU MISSED A BOX BOZO
Anonymous No.717277296 >>717277732
>>717277076
box count isn't bugged you fuckface
Anonymous No.717277384 >>717277732
>>717277076
>the hitboxes are wrong!!!
>the box counting is bugged!!
The amount of cognitive dissonance cope is actually astounding
Anonymous No.717277540
>>717277076
Just pack it up bro, this is embarrassing
Anonymous No.717277732 >>717278112
>>717277209
I literally didn't, read my post you absolute mongoloid. There is a secret box in the bonus level.
>>717277296
>>717277384
There is a glitch if you hit the checkpoint after the bonus level too quickly. The game can't handle it and your boxes stop being counted. So you need to eait for the counter to finish and only then activate the checkpoint.
Off screen box destruction also doesn't count sometimes, so I had to manually be sure that each box counted by pressing triangle each time.
So you don't know shit about the game and just act out like the zoomer niggers that you love so much.
Anonymous No.717277780 >>717278156
>>717277076
the box count isn't bugged, you're missing the box high up in the air in the air that the camera cuts off unless you bounce up to it
Anonymous No.717278112 >>717278382
>>717277732
>There is a glitch if you hit the checkpoint after the bonus level too quickly. The game can't handle it and your boxes stop being counted
No one has ever seen or heard of this bug at all on original hardware. But if you noticed the boxes not counting up on your shitty emulator, you would just see what was causing it and restart the level, not rage and write an entire paragraph of bullshit. I've 100%ed Crash 2 over a dozen times at this point and I know multiple speedrunners of the game, boxes don't just arbitrarily decide to not count. No one manually checks each box. You're just unable to accept that you missed boxes.

>Off screen box destruction also doesn't count sometimes
It absolutely 100,000% does. You have no idea what you're talking about
Anonymous No.717278156 >>717278360 >>717278896
>>717277780
You really can't read.
I 100%ed the game, I broke every box in the level multiple times and upon manually checking with triangle every screen, I found out that sometimes hitting the nitro box AFTER the checkpoint causes some nitro boxes to not explode. If you reach it without dying, hit the nitro box and only then trigger the checkpoint, it's fine.
You can neither read nor handle legitimate criticism of a video game as if you were the one that made it or something. You might as well go back to plebbit and downvote legitimate posts since you can't have discussion without being an emotionally charged faggot.
Anonymous No.717278360 >>717278661
>>717278156
Dude... the death route is locked if you die, dumbfuck.

You really don't know how to approach the stage.
Anonymous No.717278382 >>717278589
>>717278112
>It absolutely 100,000% does. You have no idea what you're talking about
Literally the first google search
https://www.reddit.com/r/crashbandicoot/comments/11vfdm0/is_there_anyone_who_can_give_a_full_explanation/
Anonymous No.717278484 >>717278878
>>717275180
>only 100%
Anonymous No.717278589
>>717278382
Again, you are a dumbfuck. Nitro boxes ALWAYS blow up off screen. You just have to destroy the boxes around them. There is nothing inconsistent about their logic. It's not a matter of "sometimes", it's the same every time.
Anonymous No.717278661 >>717278896
>>717278360
The nitro block in question is after the death route. After going through the death route and backtracking to the enteance and going through the stage normally, you get transported to the final 3D segment of the stage. Next to this segment's second checkpoint block lies the ! nitro block that destroys previous ones. This is where the game seemingly has some issues. I wrote this already but it seems you can not read without defensing your mascot character like nintendo niggers.
Anonymous No.717278878
>>717278484
More than enough janky shit for me. The game gave me the secret ending so idgaf if there are some super secret percentage bugs.
Anonymous No.717278896 >>717279353
>>717278156
If the death route is locked then you can't blow up nitro crates in it. Are you really this dense?

>>717278661
No, you said you died, thus LOCKING the no death route.

It's downright hilarious that you are claiming the game is so glitchy and bugged out and inconsistent, but for only one person on earth, rather than just admitting that YOU are the one wrong.
Anonymous No.717279163 >>717279241 >>717279462
>millions of gamers played Crash 2 with no issue
>this one retarded anon happened to get a buggy copy of the game where crates don't register, ! blocks don't work, and hitboxes are broken
Anonymous No.717279241
>>717279163
every copy of Crash 2 is personalized after all
Anonymous No.717279353 >>717280283
>>717278896
How can it lock me out of something I already completed and saved, as the 3D segment AFTER the death route immediately has a checkpoint.
Anonymous No.717279462 >>717280359
>>717279163
Yes there is an issue with tnt boxes, they sometimes don't count even if you destoy them if you go too fast past them.
Anonymous No.717280283
>>717279353
You earned the boxes from the death route, but it locks if you die afterwards and you can't later destroy the nitro crates therein
Anonymous No.717280359
>>717279462
They still get destroyed, they just don't AoE explode other crates around them if they're way off screen.
Anonymous No.717280468
The first one is the best. Thats a fact.
Anonymous No.717280832 >>717281120
>>717273564 (OP)
1 was better and more unique. 2 is fantastic but its like any other 3d platformer
Anonymous No.717281120
>>717280832
contrarian opinion
Anonymous No.717282723
>>717273564 (OP)
bump