How many years did he do at Blizzard?

in normal years or reddit years?

>hey i know you, you're that fourth third generation blizzard employee
how does he react to this greeting?

>>717276153 (OP)
Gypsies could learn a thing or two about breast feeding from him

>>717276153 (OP)
>7 years browsing reddit in blizzard offices, having a tard wrangler do all the work for him
probably the best time of his life

Not sure, he never talks about it

>>717276153 (OP)
Breast Milk Burglar

>>717276153 (OP)
Dude didn't do anything but browse reddit and couldn't be fired because nepotism

>>717276153 (OP)

wouldn't it be some shit if he actually was the milk bandito

>>717276761
sure sounds like something a degenerate furry would do

>>717276761
this world is so absurd and comical that it wouldn't even surprise me at this point to hear him explain how "actually, stealing breast milk was an act of feminism" or something

>>717276153 (OP)
I mean he's not even the worst that was at Blizzard.
You had dudes stealing other employee's breast milk and shit. Weird Homelander shit.

>>717277102
i love that it's always assumed it was stolen to be drank.
If i was an autismal career nerd and my breakroom fridge that contained nothing but lunches and complimentary soft drinks suddenly was perpetually half full of some bitch's personal bullshit, I'd consider disposing of all of it until she found her own container to store her shit in

If he's so inept, how did he make Champions of Breakfast?

>>717277284
anon, they were separated.
people had to explicitly seek out the breast milk.

>>717276761

>>717277424
Jason back in his glory days as a blizzard janitor raided the milk fridge regularly

>>717277459
Would it be plausible? Does the milk bandit incident overlap with his employment time?

>>717276761
heh
woudnt be surprised desu. i mean just look at that fucking face.
also what are the chances he is also a pedo?

How underage does someone have to be to get so latched onto a youtuber they supposedly hate and the only reason they even hate it is some SKG drama none of you even cared about until asmongold or whatever youtuber you have a parasocial relationship with told you to care about.

>>717276153 (OP)
Meat Canyon pissed on his grave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noNJfGeRuE8

>>717276761
Reality is stranger than fiction but that idea is such a spot on thing it almost seems to good to be true

>>717277670
You watch assmongoloid? Hah! What a faggot!

>>717277424
>they were separated
this is such a vague, context-free statement. it could mean a huge number of different things
>the milk was stored in a separate fridge
>the employee and the breastfeeding woman were recently divorced
>the milk was spread across a number of separate fridges in the building
>the milk was so old that it looked like pic related

>people had to explicitly seek out the breast milk
yeah because it was hiding and they got an email saying "tit juice is in the building, but where?", right? what the fuck even is your post?

In dog years, decades. But he literally never talks about it.

>>717277670
>so latched
this anon has never worked a day in his life, and thinks spending a minute skimming a thread and 10 seconds throwing together some shitpost every few hours is inhuman levels of obsessive dedication

>>717277670
it's funny to watch people crash and burn

>>717277713
I rewatched it again today just to see all the background details. What he has on his screen is hilarious

>>717276761
>narcissist that wouldn't even consider if anything he did was wrong
>a degenerate that wouldn't even have breast milk thievery in his top 50 fetishes even if he did
>in an adult daycare position that would have had absolutely no oversight
>has a nepotism shield if fingers start pointing
If the timelines add up, it's certainly plausible

>>717277753
Many lifetimes in fruit fly years.

>>717276153 (OP)
Off-topic eceleb thread.

>>717277620
The thing came out in 2021 I believe, unless he visited his dad it wouldn't be possible

>>717276153 (OP)
S E V E N

>>717277713
'cado lost weight after his video, this is the start of jason's redemption arc

>>717276761
Narcissists are almost always extreme sexual deviants, those autism kinks like crushing or diapers or sounding (shoving things in your dickhole) aren't uncommon at all with them. I would say it's actually very likely he stole the breast milk.

>>717276761
It would be the perfect ending to this saga and you all know it.

>>717276153 (OP)
So was he the milk thief

>>717276153 (OP)
SEVEN YEARS IN THE BLIZZ MADE YOU A FUCKIN’ PUSSY.

>>717277713
LMAOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

>>717278021
>>narcissist that wouldn't even consider if anything he did was wrong
>>a degenerate that wouldn't even have breast milk thievery in his top 50 fetishes even if he did
sounds like /v/

>>717276153 (OP)
TWENTY FUCKIN YEARS, NOT A FUCKIN DROP OF MILK.

OUUUUUHHHHHHHH

>>717277670
just because you made this post, im going to watch asmongold twice as much

>>717278743
Based. I treat politics the same way. If you bother me then you've pushed me towards the very thing you despise

>>717277102
people steal other peoples' lunch in the office all the time, it's nigger behavior but why is it any weirder when the lunch is a baby's instead of an adult's?

>>717276153 (OP)
I despise furry faggots, so it's been incredibly funny watching Mr. Figtree's downfall.

Kino

>>717278997
>>717277713
Has he responded at all to Meat Canyon's video?

>>717276153 (OP)
20 years on the breast milk duty tone

>>717276153 (OP)
>his dad was Blizzard top executive
>after 7 years still stuck working as glorified janitor
how did someone manage to fuck up being a nepobaby

>>717278890
>why is it any weirder when the lunch is a baby's instead of an adult's?

>>717276153 (OP)
Enough to go through puberty again

>>717279219
hold on, how the hell did you find that picture of me? i thought post ids didn't exist on this baord and how did you link it to my reddit account??

>>717279219
Crypt Keeper looking ahh

>>717278568
Most people here are clearly aware when what they're doing is wrong. Why do you think so many faggots will spend literal hours endlessly replying to someone who called them out on some bullshit they posted, to the point they can't claim they're only pretending to be retarded?
They know they're wrong and are trying to save face, and the fact they're doing it anoymously explains their sheer stupidity.

>>717276761

>>717279373
Bro that's Anonymous, the hacker. GET OUT OF THERE, HE HAS YOUR FUCKING LOCATION

>>717278997
Okay, was the correcting a gypsie how to breastfeed thing real? It's not the first I heard about it

>>717276153 (OP)
His tard wrangler revealed that he barely did any work there and mostly just browsed Reddit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zISKGut59cQ

wait a minute...

he hasn't streamed like six days
do you think the hate finally got to him?

>>717279890
>move into superior's apartment
>cum on her walls

>>717278365
the whole breast milk stuff might have just been a story invented by a disgruntled roastie. or some guy taking the trash out of the refrigerator and throwing that unmarked bottle with the unknown substance in it into the trash. community refrigerators at work are notoriously filled with all sorts of expired age old stuff that everybody is too scared to throw away because it could be considered theft so you end up with a refrigerator that is fully packed with trash that hasnt been touched in ages and when you finally say "enough" and throw the stuff away suddenly tons of colleagues come forth claiming they were totally still going to eat that cheese that expired half a year ago.

>>717280121

Can we just assume he was the lactation larcenist?

>>717280089
Hopefully. Hopefully he off himself so there's one less furry in the world.

>>717280089
He's either waiting for the EU to announce something so attention on SKG fades, or he's waiting for some lolcow internal strife to take the heat off him

>>717276670
>>717276761
qrd?

>>717279219
>asmon in 10 years

>>717279890
>furrysoftware was cumming on his walls
this shit os so over the top but for some reason is believable

>>717276153 (OP)
Work? he browsed reddit all day

>>717280358
During the blizzard Cosby Hotel or whatever sexual harassment scandal, it was mentioned that someone stole a nursing mom's milk from the break room fridge, no one knew who did it

>>717280358
When Blizzard got audited for sexual harassment there was claims about someone stealing breastmilk from the fridge

The internet dubbed them "the breastmilk bandit", to this day, no one knows who it is

>>717277747
Imagine being this retarded intentionally.

>>717277424
>anon, they were separated.
>people had to explicitly seek out the breast milk.
blizzard had a dedicated breast milk tank in the office? this is so weird, how many mothers did they employ? no wonder their games all turned to shit, the company was a babyfest.

>>717280161
Not really. Normal people will put a notice that all shit in the fridge will be thrown out at the end of the week so make sure you get your crap if you don't want it tossed. Employees can't bitch about it either because it's company property and not their personal fridge. My last job did this every couple weeks because people were always leaving shit in there for months.

>>717276761
>>717280437
>breast milk stolen
>mysterious fluids found on walls
hmm...

>>717276153 (OP)
11000 as a diverse employee

>>717279890
>being forced to deal with maldivius figtree's shit for years

>>717277713
Is that actually the furry OC

>>717280089
His viewer count just continued to mercilessly drop. 6+ months ago, dude could do no wrong and would sit at 25k+ viewers 24/7.
now he barely breaks 5/6k usually. I think hes trying to stem the bleeding.

btw that interview he did with the psychiatrist live, healthy gamer or whatever his name is about a year ago.... that shit is painfully accurate. he called him an egomaniac narcissist who cannot physically allow himself to be wrong, to his face live on stream.

>>717278529
came here to post this, seems another anon was based enough to do it first and went underappreciated too. thank you based nishikiposter.

>>717281428
It's kinda funny that he had a designated Tard wrangler because this is his 2nd time being hired and they've learned from his first time there

>>717276153 (OP)
Who cares nothing good has come from blizzard or its ex employees for the past 20 years.

a couple on /v/ are really coming out to defend stealing and drinking breast milk

>>717279890
Why do zoomers need every single word spoken to appear onscreen like that? It’s distracting as fuck. Are they really that incapable of just listening to someone speak?

>i didn't beat him up as a kid. maybe i should have
i wonder how his father is reacting to all of this
he must be really tired of ferret's shit and has already given up a long ago

>>717281737
office work is organized in teams usually and every team has a tard wrangler that is supposed to keep everyone in line. this isnt something special.

>>717276761
I can easily picture Kiwi Farms website crashing instantly if it turns out to be real.

>>717281685
It's fucking baffling to me that he doesn't use an actual publicly verifiable diagnosis of NPD to his advantage.
All he has to do is "sorry guys, I have NPD, I'm taking meds for it but it takes a while to get better"

Bitch has a golden ticket

>>717281640
ye

>>717281329
imagine smearing slowly curdling fatty breast milk all over your walls like a degenerate modern artist

>>717276153 (OP)
How about I'm doing none of 'em?

>>717276153 (OP)
>How many years did he do at Blizzard?
We don't know, he doesn't really talk about it.

>>717281904
Scrum masters aren't tard wranglers,
Jason had a literal tard wrangler who's job was to deal with him and correct his work.

>>717281428
>Maldavius clogged the toilet AGAIN

>>717277713
>>717281640
nortubel tier character design

>>717281857
>i wonder how his father is reacting to all of this
I think he just does his own thing and this is nothing new to him
also pirate's dad doesn't live on the internet and probably has like real friends or irl hobbies

>>717281857
his father is a multimillionaire, i highly doubt he fives a fuck about anything blizzard or gaming these days. guy is probably golfing all day and living in a villa with servants. definitely not suffering.

>>717281857
It's sad that his other son didn't wish him a happy birthday as well.
Hopefully he isn't as bad as Jason.

>>717281906
the narcissism itself prevents him from doing that.
if at any point, during any of this, starting with the wow drama 6 months ago, he just said "you know what my bad, you guys are right" none of this shit wouldn't have happened.

however, he continues to lob grenade after grenade at his own 'career'. i'm 99% certain hes just chilling waiting for some of this to calm down before coming back, but more shit keeps getting revealed about what a useless obnoxious twat he is.

>>717281976
>being wrong?
>not me not never

>>717282108
Well yea, he has NPD. It's an actual disease of the brain that prevents itself from recognizing mistakes.
There's literal pills for it.

Guys, wait a minute
Hold up
I'm not crazy

>>717282170
HEY MOON
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME TONIGHT

>>717276153 (OP)
Enough to become female.

>>717276761
I desperately want to believe this is true, it would be the perfect capstone to this absolute shitstorm of drama

>>717282348
>When your a psychiatrist and do therapy in your off time laughs and realize the guy needs actual clinical help

>>717276552

>>717281906
that doesnt work at all. admitting to a psychiatric disease actually makes everything far worse. to normies it means you basically just admitted you are a crazy lunatic and they will be unironically afraid of you in your presence. you will also get excluded from any and every important role because you are "unreliable" "unstable" "nuts". and no, you wont get a free pass for stupid or unsocial or awkward behavior, they will still take it personal and hold it against you.

>>717276153 (OP)
>IT'S NOT MY CAT
>IT'S NOT MY CAT
>IT'S NOT MY CAT

>>717282551
But even if you don't admit to it. Dr. Jeet is a licensed psychiatrist and he diagnosed you as a loon. Jason's admittance isn't really required

>>717281906
because so much of his persona is being a cool put together e-dad for his beta male/LGBTQIA reddit viewers. admitting he has a mental deficiency would take away from that. and like others have said, narcs refuse to take an L for any reason and he would have to evaluate his actions and admit he might be at fault for something. even if it's something outside of his control it's still too much of an L for him.

>>717282551
maybe in professional settings but he's in the reddit feelsy hugbox echo chamber side of the internet, being a victim is powerful.

>>717281906
NPD is a weird personality disorder because it barely ever gets diagnosed, and there isn't really a cure for it or any other personality disorder, really. Narcissists don't want to go to a therapist, they believe they are already perfect. In their core, there is an insecure inner child, but it can never be reached. Ever. So what do you do with someone like that? There aren't meds that will make them go, 'Oh wait. Being accountable is okay. I don't have to be perfect all the time.' It's a personality disorder, the entire ego is centered on this narcissism, their lives revolve around it.

>>717282954
it requires a lot of work in terms of behavioral therapy but also working with a therapist but again that would be him admitting he's wrong or that he doesn't know everything so he'd never go

tragic but hilarious

>>717282101
nah he's probably just as bad but less in an internet furry kinda way you don't raise a kid like that on accident
Jason is a faggot but there's way worse forms of degeneracy out there that you never see or hear about

>>717277620
>>717278163
yeah, unfortunately he left 4-5 years before the scandal. That doesn't mean he wasn't stealing breast milk, he could have been (and likely was) the one that started the behavior then after he left they kept doing it as it was just something the "security team" did.

>>717280089
He's on "vacation" for 2 weeks
Which means he's still terminally online at home. just not streaming.

>>717282947
>maybe in professional settings but he's in the reddit feelsy hugbox echo chamber side of the internet, being a victim is powerful.
BPD is the hugbox retard personality disorder where you can act like a psychopathic narcissist piece of shit (half of BPDs also have NPD) and still get victim sympathy points because you are much better at faking empathy and having emotions in general. NPDs are prideful assholes that everyone loves to kick because they never turn off villain mode.
>>717283095
BPDs take about a decade of therapy to see remission in their symptoms if you want an idea of how much work it takes to change someone with a problem like this.

>>717276761
>white gooey thing on the wall
connecting the dots

>>717282954
I know someone who has NPD and got put on SSRIs, really mellowed the fucker out. He went from an arrogant dick to a tard who second guesses everything he does.
Hope he's doing better

>>717276153 (OP)
reported for making me look at this faggot's face again

>>717276153 (OP)
just out of curiosity, do you guys think he's packing?

He stole the breast milk. The timeline fits perfectly with his time there and he had nothing to do all day because he was a nepo hire. He was wandering the halls and saw the milk on the table and something snapped. Probably reminded him of one his furry roleplay sessions in second life.

>>717276761
Damn

>>717283343
a ferret down his trousers?

>>717276153 (OP)
7 bottles of breastmilk.

>>717277102
Why are you bringing in your own breast milk to work!?

>>717278529
Came here for this

>>717276761
I call upon the universe today to make this reality, and to affirm this change with a get

>>717283343
A gnome up his bum-bum?

>>717276761
PLEASE BE REAL

>>717277747
>>717280806
Since you two have never had a corporate job I'll enlighten you. Corporations like blizzard have to appeal to working moms, especially new moms. They have multiple rooms laid out for feeding and pumping. they have their own refrigerators for the exact purpose of storing breast milk, Its not sitting in the communal fridge next to Jason's ferret pussy sandwich.

>>717283564
anon, recently preggo woman will produce milk. They need to pump that shit out or they'll be in pain. Most offices have rooms for these

>>717276761
>All these replies agreeing/hoping it's true
kek when I jokenly suggested this like a month ago all the replies I got were "nah that's too hetrosexual for him to do."

>>717283564
women take breaks to pump their milk during work
maldy too probably took breaks to pump himself during work reddit hours

>>717276761
That would be fantastic

>>717283714
>>717283732
Damn pumping and feeding is my kind of shit, going for a job at Blizzard fucking pronto

>>717276153 (OP)
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO-

>>717283714
not >>717280806 but >>717281168

It's fun to laugh at this retard but him editing some minecraft server config file just changing some variable values whole stream and pretending like he's coding a game is legit pissing me off

>>717283752
before it's just a schizo theory, now his roommate came forward that there was a mysterious white goop in his room

>>717283732
Do you not have maternity leave in burgerland?

>>717283884
And miss work?!

he probably wasn't able to milk his ferrets successfully so he took the second best thing for his playtime

>>717283884
No, we don't have universal healthcare either. Work, work to death, and then work some more.

>>717283862
yea, editing a config file and then saying he created a mod is a slap to the face for people who actually make mods.
But at least his career is almost over

>>717280089
His dick got caught in one of his ferrets.

>>717283732
Yep, they literally can’t help it. Like when that degenerate poker player started making crying baby noises so that one of the other players who recently had a baby would start lactating at the table. It worked.

>>717283884
Women breastfeed for like 2-3 years anon, even the best maternity leave isn't covering that.

>>717284074
Roastie got owned with literal baby noises holy shit

>>717283884
Blizzard would prefer that. I'm sure they offer it but these women show up to work sometimes for half days. They love the attention.

>>717279061
He instabans ayone that brings it up

>>717284147
>2-3 years

That is the maternity leave in europe lmao. I have never ever seen a milk bottle in any office ever

Why was breast milk being stored at Blizzard's offices

>literally called maldavius
can't make this shit up

>>717284074
wtf there is no way this poker thing is real it sounds like a south park skit.

>>717283714
okay, fine, now let's refer to my original post:
>>717277284
except change it so the autismal career nerd is mad that the company cancelled two yearly events to be able to afford the uterus room with the uterus fridge.

A whole lot of whining about my post and yet i'm *still* not sure why people jump to the conclusion that it was some wierdo "me wanny suck down mommy milky" shit instead of some aggravated employee trying to chase away roasties

>>717284219
its 23 weeks not 23 months tardo

>>717284074
>>717284252
that was Jason Alexander during a charity event and you can find the clip easily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QW-MEUXk-M

>>717284051
>Choking himself with one hand
>Watching a vid with the other
>Driving with the other other
That’s some dedication.

>>717283752
Months ago with the wow and puzzle shit drama, a few anons here were suggesting him to be the milk bandit but I didn't think much of it and could care less
now months later with a fuck ton of shit piling up on him and with his roommate basically saying she has to clean up his cum on her walls, the milk bandit thing would be the perfect icing on the cake

my wife was fired from her dental assistant job because she got pregnant at a time that didn't work for her employers

>>717284252
>>717284165
These “people” are the most degenerate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QW-MEUXk-M&pp=ygUhamFzb24gYWxleGFuZGVyIHBva2VyIGJhYnkgY3J5aW5n0gcJCccJAYcqIYzv

>>717284285
If it was an act of dissent, they would have thrown out ALL the milk. This was people noticing small amounts missing over time, like someone would just come grab a pouch whenever the department needed creamer.

>>717283879
That sounds like a psychicpebbles skit. "hey Tomar what would you do if you found a mysterious white goop in your room and i made it"

>>717284051
He really doesn't get enough shit for his false flaggotry. Being an insufferable cunt is one thing, but he was willing to ruin someone's life because he couldn't admit he was wrong.

Yeah guys I'm a pro hacker programmer I worked in the government security don't listen to the others they are literally paid actors not like me I am so go-

>>717284243
female employees
sometimes they get pregnant

>>717284509
nice tracking link clownshit

>>717277670
I actually don't give a shit about this guy, i only, care that he has become a vessel for getting SKG passed. I signed the petition within a week of its creation and tried getting some vuddies to sign it but they didn't care. Now suddenly after the drama they have all signed it. I am all for stoking the drama and dogpiling on the guy for whatever reason if it gets the petition through.

>>717284682
in modern blizzard, sometimes the men as well

>>717284745
Jason Alexander really does look like Costanza

>>717284635
>using if/else statements in 2k25
Jason would never do this. He doesn't want people to think he programs like Yanderedev. He exclusively uses switch statements with magic numbers (no enums).

>>717284824

>>717284876
In english doc

>>717276153 (OP)
So is it true that this guy uses a voice changer? Would be funny as fuck since he sounds super different in old clips.

>>717284914
there have been times when the voice changer fucks up and doesn't work for a moment

>>717284914
No, no, no anon. He had second puberty in his late 20’s.

>>717284914
its not a voice changer per-say. He EQ's the shit out of his microphone talks in the lower register of his voice.

>>717284914
It's something definitely. I doubt his balls dropped twice.

>>717283884
Cool it with the antisemitism.

>>717284914
Theres multiple clips of what his actual voice sounds like, theres one from some expo where he talked about champions of breakfast, where he legit sounds like a fucking pencil necked dork.

Theres another from one of his first streams where he assembles his desk chair and same thing there. Wasn't until he blew up his voice suddenly got deep.

>>717285045
This hes just EQ maxxing in his mics software.
I used to edit videos for a time, and you'd be surprised how many people do this. Pirate is just the most obvious about it, since we know what his real voice sounds like.

>>717284914
Listen to what he sounds like outside of his own stream. He has some sort of high pass filter and bass boosts the fuck out of his voice

>>717283884
Not enforced maternity leave, but any company worth working at offers it. If you're talking to someone who claims it's not offered where they work, you know you are dealing with a brown-skinned wageslave.

>>717284914
He fucks with his mic's settings to sound a bit deeper
I don't really know exactly why this is such a big thing when altering your voice for things such as public speaking or voice based entertainment (such as radio) is pretty common
But it being one more thing on top of so many others I guess is why people make fun of it so much. Dude deserves it

Did he say anything about the cartoon yet?

Guys, hes seen the video lmao.
too be he hasn't streamed in a week.
Also looks like he nuked his shit?

>>717284914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjUun6owSCE

>>717285281
Its because he made up the second puberty bullshit, no one would have really cared if he didn't address it, or even said it was just his settings.

You guys see his game? Not the code, the game. It's shockingly bad, it looks like a random free rpg maker game and it has almost no content in 8 years. Oh and it's about depression.

>>717276153 (OP)
He didn't do any actual game development, just security and qa

>>717285276
anon, a huge chunk of white Americans are poor and living paycheck tp paycheck, the middle class has been dwindling forever now.
your data is out-of-date

>>717285439
doubling down

Dude would get killed by the curse in real life lol

get a haircut hippie

>>717276153 (OP)
How the fuck did anyone even stand watching him? He looks like reddit personified.

>>717285531
Blizzard campus is an amusement park there is 0% chance they don't have a long maternity leave. You can't force them to take it though and these women with cushy tech jobs love coming in and sitting on the computer all day.

>>717285670
I mean, look at how many people watch a dude who never held a real job, lives with roaches, wipes his gum blood on the walls, and almost never showers. He gets like 5 to 10 times the viewers as this guy.
Most people who are watching streamers aren't the brightest

>>717285439
how cute
he's going to "own" it
>hah, the video didn't even make a joke about me identifying as a gypsy mother with a newborn

>>717284219
no wonder you are so unproductive.

>>717285281
>I don't really know exactly why this is such a big thing when altering your voice for things such as public speaking or voice based entertainment (such as radio) is pretty common
because he denies it
if he had initially said
>yeah I talk in a deeper voice and tweak my audio settings a bit on stream kind of like a radio host
no one would've cared
but the fact he lied about it shows he's insecure about his voice, and once any detractor hears about an insecurity someone might have, they'll push it until the end of times

>>717285905
nonsense
the women sit and consume media for 3 years and then go and produce censorship laws to get rid of all the things they saw that they didn't like

>>717285803
With asmongold its even more insane for sure, imagine having that much money and instead of fucking off and traveling the world and enjoying the money you sit in a roach, asbestos and rat infested house.

>>717285302
he's on break for 2 weeks

>>717281906
There aren't meds for personality disorders. It's not a mental illness or anything. It's just a personality trait so pronounced it affects quality of life.

>>717286085
or at a minimum if he wants to be that level of lazy and gross, hiring a damn maid

>>717285439
His stuff is still there.

>>717276153 (OP)
>every day, yet another thread
Keep seething lefty, your movement failed.

>>717278997
Ok yea i just watched it and it was suprisingly well thoughtout for a shittyyoutube animation

When it comes to goop residue, how difficult is human breastmilk to remove from what I'm guessing is the bottom side of particle board desks?

>>717286147
god, if i had the money, i would be so fucking happy to hire a maid and tell everyone that no, my house isn't clean because i'm better at maintaining a house than them, it's because i hire a fucking maid.
i grew up around a bunch of people that had weekly maid service, but acted like their entire house was clean because they did shit like put a piece of paper towel over anything they were reheating in the microwave. wow, i can't afford a roll of paper towel every 2 weeks so i wipe down my microwave as soon as it begins to show signs of spattered food in it. and i use a washable, reusable cloth to do it.

>>717286147
Im like 90% sure he does but she only cleans with a rag and leaves the shit at a pile because asmongoloid cant stand when the room is not an absolute mess.

>>717286331
some of meatcanyon's animations are too long winded but this one ended exactly when i felt it should have.
guy is impressively hit or miss for me

>>717276607
That's why he never shuts up about it. He's reliving the highest point of his life.

>>717277670
how underage does someone have to be to sit on his ass the whole day and post the same 5 bait comments

>>717277670
cute cat

>>717280591
Do we know if it even happened at all? The idea of an actual lactation room is so goddamn stupid. The unbelievability competes with the Riot story where they would put their ass in someone's face and fart to established dominance over someone complaining about all the rape happening because "they were such toxic dudebros!"

>>717287082
I've worked for 3 different companies now with breast feeding / storage rooms for women. Its actually completely normal in corporate culture.

approximately one milion. he also made blizzard computer game.

>>717287173
Age mega corps so big that entire familes live in the building or something? What the fuck. Elaborate.

>>717287082
Man, you're lucky you never had to work a job higher than burger flipper. With the wrong leadership, shit can get really weird.

>>717285464
he's a manlet (just like me)

>>717287082
>>717287283
Okay I decided to be slightly less lazy and did a Google search.
>It's literally a government mandated requirement
My mind is blown. I stand corrected. I still don't believe the Riot fart story at all though.
https://www.mamava.com/why-buy-blog/workplace-lactation-room-requirements

>>717286009
Exactly this. Literally nobody would have cared is he just said he did it for the stream. A bunch of people do meme shit with their voice on stream.
It's him being insecure about it and making up bullshit like his second puberty and trying to make people believe it's real that makes him the perfect lolcow.

>>717287082
NTA but it's actually becoming increasingly prevalent to introduce all kinds of baby amenities to larger workplaces as companies are desperate to keep highly-educated women in them.

Take a law firm for an example:
>They hire a woman
>Pour resources into her, have a career planned out at the company.
>She starts dating some guy there
>Turns out you don't need two highly-paid individuals to have a family, so she retires to become a stay-at-home mom
>Company has now lost its huge investment.

This is actually a very-well observed phenomena and is one of the chief causes of a lack of women in expert roles - they smash some guy at the same workplace and just retire to stay at home because why the fuck would you work?

So, uh, anyway, to combat this companies try to include baby shit so that the women can totally still have their baby but also like focus on their careers ;). (It doesn't work)

>>717287593
How fat is your ass

>>717287283
No? They just go in there to pump if they're breasfeeding or whatever and store it there until they leave the office. Its convenient for them I guess.

Its not THAT outlandish.

>youtuber threads still up hours later
i will never understand the draconian rules this fucking site uses

>>717276761
Sadly, the timeline for that doesn't match up. He worked at Blizzard in 2004 (as intern) and 2009-2016, and the reported breast milk thefts happened in 2008 and 2021 I believe.
But maybe he stole some while visiting, who knows...

>>717287623
>I still don't believe the Riot fart story at all though.
Dude, I worked a startup job decades ago where a dude put his penis next to someone's face because he accidentally dozed off.
Tech dudebros get really weird when they're smaller and don't have real HR to keep things in line. If things dont' get handled after they get big, there can be slip ups like what happened at Riot.
Riot employees used to get in very public spouts with S2 games (Heroes of Newarth) employees on each others forums shitting on each other in the early days, until the S2 guy running their E-sports got caught in some pedophilia scandal, and both sides just sort of quietly stopped shitting on each other because it was suddenly uncomfortable.

>>717287593
Oh, that must also be something he's insecure about.
Why are manlets like this? I think I'm relatively short but I never felt bad about it or anything

>>717276153 (OP)
zero

>>717281992
>1992
1992

>>717287983
'd 'o

I think his only "crime" is that he is popular
>massive ego
nothing special, there are a lot of people like and most likely you have dealt with them irl
>narcissist
same as above
>lies about meaningless stuff like his voice, no mana
not really a big thing
>keeps doubling down
who gives a shit, he already showed us how retard he can be in the first place
as long as you are a retard and not broadcasting it, people will most likely just avoid you
but because he is popular he has a voice and the possibility to lose it
I don't know I'm retard, just wanted to point this obvious thing out

>>717287842
>i will never understand the draconian rules this fucking site uses
I think back on 2011 a lot which is around where I joined (yes I know that I am cancer, sorry). I got here shortly before Skyrim was announced. And what really sold me on this place were the infographs that went into how corrupt and obviously fake and gay game reviewers are, how shit Dragon Age 2 and especially Mass Effect 3 were. Details of how truly awful it was including stealing artwork from some kid's Deviant Art as part of their ending credits.
All that to say is I think 4Chan was thoroughly compromised long ago and it makes its money by making sure that info campaigns regarding video games or anything else can never happen again. So Youtube and console wars can stay up while actual discussions are banned because ensuring nothing productive can happen again is actually the point.

>>717287637
>had to sit in on a review committee where a member proposed ranking women who’d taken 6 years off to raise kids as if they’d been working for that duration
I’m all for people having families if that’s what they want, but you can’t have it all. If anything you’re less competent than before you took time off to raise your kids because things have advanced in your absence and you have to be re-trained.

>>717288252
he's done some pretty sketchy shit. The biggest one was doing a subathon where his mod used alt accounts so he could break the record at the time. And none of that money went to charity either as he owned the charity all the money was going to and the buisness wasnt registered properly either

>>717287787
sir, I'm top
>>717287935
most are not but the ones who are really stand out
sure I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller...
but I'm cool with being 5'6", it's not the end of the world

>>717288530
That's such an insane statement to make that I have a hard time even wrapping my head around it.

>>717287910
I believe you even less now.
>HR is good actually
Fuck up retard. Men also don't just abuse and rape women just whenever and however they can. That is a retarded femcel fantasy. Even assuming that horseshit is all true the fart story is still too goddamn stupid even in that fantasy land.

>>717288534
good points
especially the charity one, that's actually should be a felony

>>717288252
If you're an insufferable retarded faggot who likes to paint cum on the walls of someone's home, you deserve to be shot and be hanged like the faggot that you are lol
Fucker's worse than rats lmao. At the very least rats like to pretend that they're not doing anything wrong by staying out of sight. Meanwhile this ferret fucker is the complete opposite
Did you also know that he worked at Blizzard for SEVEN years btw

>>717288252
His attempts to actively sabotage a movement about improving consumer rights for personal financial gain, threatening smaller creators and indie devs with legal action because he didn't like them (and only backing down because he and his fake lawyer, one of his twitch mods, was informed that impersonating a lawyer is actually illegal and they could get in serious trouble for doing it), taking people's money and running through a kickstarter that will never be finished, and committing actual fucking fraud through twitch donation events are all reasons enough to dislike the guy even ignoring any and all streamer drama bullshit.
The no mana, voice changing stuff or whatever isn't an actual issue. Nobody cares about this anymore beyond clowning on the guy.

>>717288252
Healthy minded people will naturally find themselves opposed against highly narcissistic individuals because they are completely untrustworthy. If I watch you blatantly fuck something up, and can see that you're not only incapable of apologizing for it, but entirely unable to even perceive that you made an error, I know for a fact that you are not a reliable person. There can be no mutually beneficial relationship between us.

>>717288786
Hey, it absolutely wasn't confirmed it was cum. It could have been the breast milk.

>>717279061
he got mad lmao

>>717288653
>Men also don't just abuse and rape women just whenever and however they can. That is a retarded femcel fantasy.
?
I never said that?
What the fuck is wrong with you? It sounds like you got some really weird unresolved issues you're inserting into what people say that are not actually there.
And yeah. There was a dude who put his penis next to anotehr dude's face at a place I worked decades ago. Dont' care if you don't believe it.

>>717288653
You must be incredibly young and sheltered, or never worked at a small corporate start up.
Nobody is saying "this happens all the time everywhere", but it absolutely does happen.

>>717288808
very good points too, seems like I came in with a wrong angle
>>717288969
I agree he deserves to be called out, even for the meaningless stuff like the mana stone or voice changer, because he is popular and can affect people's opinions
but if you're one of those people who call out people irl even if it's easier just to ignore then good for you

>>717283884
Woah, no need to be so anti-semitic.

>>717289440
Right, we call it the Nation of Burgers. Saying it in another form is demeaning.

>>717289074
>>717289159
It was part of the Riot story that sexual abuse was so rampant it was a daily routine done in the open but everyone was just too scared to say anything. And when someone spoke up about it one of the riot founders stood on the table, walked over to them, pulled down his pants, shoved his ass in their face, and farted. Make it make sense. The only way it could even remotely is believing the modern nonsense about how "men are naturally all rabid rampaging sex monsters until women civilize them."
On top of all that I know that HR is universally hated and makes every corporate environment worse because it is staffed by 'mean girls' who never grew up from highschool. The bulk of the nepobaby hires and useless women that are needed for gender quotas are placed there. They don't even exist to "protect the company" they only exist to justify their own jobs at the expense of everyone else.

>>717276761
No? It wouldn't be anything of note because that kerfuffle wasn't anywhere near him. It didn't even happen in the same part of the building I was in.

>>717289594
nta, but it sounds like you have a whole lot of personal biases influencing how you're viewing that story and how HR operates in every single instance as if they're a monolith.
i don't recall the actual details, but the farting story did not play out the way you're describing here unless I'm recalling incorrectly.

It's possible you got a heavily slanted version from some random anon either here or some random website rather than an actual legit source.

imagine the dad's face when he sees the mc video

>>717289594
The farting story and the sexual harassment claims are separate instances, anon.

>>717284914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFRB6yx8ASc

>>717289861
Dad already went public saying "yea, I probably should of hit him when he was growing up."

>>717284285
>okay, fine, now let's refer to my original post:
So you think it's more probable that some dude went into a special refrigerator specifically for nursing mothers, found a bottle of while, milk-like liquid, and then tossed it because it was gross and though it didn't belong than it is that some pervert just wanted to drink the shit? Stop being a fucking retard.

>>717277713
do furrys cringe at other furrys? are there tiers?

>>717277670
>LEAVE MALDAVIOUS ALONE!!!!!

>>717276735
Who is responsible for this? Women? Gays? Jews? I hate how every IP is being sanitized and feminized to shit.

I suspect the anon who's claiming no man would ever steal breast milk to drink, or no man would ever fart on someone in an immature tech compnay scenario is running on a false idea that any instance of a man doing something is a man who thinks exactly like him.
Anon, YOU would never do that, as most of us wouldn't (well... this is /v/, so possibly more than normal). You don't need every man to do this, you just need a few, and you can't pretend you've never once in your life met some fucking weird people who do shit you'd never yourself do.

Hell, this isn't even solely a man thing. There were some famous women who did fucked up things (lena dunham practially admitting to sexually assaulting a younger family member, thinking it's a funny story)
There are a lot of fucked in the head individuals out in the world.

>>717290163
Yes, the same way there are varying tiers to autism, or how there is a caste system that indian shit golems fight over

>>717290253
It's spelled *MALDAVIUS, you fucking chud.

>>717290163
There are always tiers.
I don't know how it is nowadays, but I remember there being nerd tiers and people who play MMOs looking down on people who play DnD and acting like they're better than them for whatever reason.
And MtG players thinking themselves above them, and thinking those otehr things are embarassing.
Usually the cool ones kind of mingled across multiple stuff, and saw things differently.

>>717290253
Not "us", it's "oos" as in plural poo.

>>717290310
Millennials.

>>717287082
>The idea of an actual lactation room is so goddamn stupid.
Why exactly? Have you never worked a real job in your life?

>>717279219
I actually won't like to get in the way of a dude that looks like this

>>717290841
Trying to work at my office desk while in the next room over you have all the roasties hooked up like bovine to their milking machines sounds way too distracting for me. I'd be over there raping that shit in seconds. Honestly sounds like fantasy

>>717290841
I think that anon might be incredibly young.
Or possibly muslim maybe, lot of international crossover here.

>>717277713
meatcanyon is fucking disgusting
someone check his early life section

>>717288653
Anon you have to be 18 years or older to use this website

>>717290957
The best thing about working in an office is crying like a baby as a "joke" to get the women to start lactating. If you've never had coffee with a bit of tit milk in it you need to try it.

>>717288252
I dont care about any of that gay shit, he attacked my boy ross. Thats his biggest sin

>>717290440
>>717290632
dare i even ask what are the furry tiers

>SEVEN YEARS AT BLIZZARD ARE DONE
>STREAMING CAREER ONLY JUST BEGUN
>YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

YES, MEANS I'M FREEEEEE

>....NO
>LOLCOW BADGE OF SHAME YOU WEAR UNTIL YOU DIE
>WARNS YOURE A FULL OF SHIT FURRY MAN
>YES JASON, CAREER IS DONE IN 3 2 1

MY NAMEEEE
IS THOR, LIKE GOD OF THUNDEEEER....

>>717276153 (OP)
trans-coded physiognomy

you guys don't even realize that he's trolling the shit out of you right now

>>717291152
I RAN OUT OF MANA

>>717289013
>LOOK GUYS IM PART OF THE JOKE I FIND IT SO FUNNY GUYS IM SO COOL FOR GOING WITH THE JOKE
god this shit is so cringe

>>717278997
>that uzumaki inspired feet spiraling into thor's mouth
horrifying shit

>>717291501
I dunno, I kinda of like it when people don't take themselves too seriously and roll with it.
Main problem is that he obviously isn't able to just roll with it because he keeps double-down when he talks, so it feels disingenuous.

>>717291501
Unironically this would have saved him if he did this right away after the roach incident

>dress up with roach antenas on stream right after
>refuse to acknowledge their existence
>"wdym guys, i look normal"
Do a charity stream, if we raise 500k for some retarded children hospital I dress up as a rat on stream.

...

All this couldve been so easily avoided and in fact used to his advantage lmao

>>717291934
sweaty baby making sex with this woman

>>717276153 (OP)
sick of this seeing this fake fuck soiboys face he should try getting a male haircut and use his real voice

>>717277713
Meat canyons have never been good

>>717276153 (OP)
Zero because he didn't do any work.

>>717292003
She could crush you...

At this point how can he recover? Is there any road back?

>>717285829
Yeah maybe I am wrong, but it probably would have been better to ignore it. I guess it worked for people South Park made fun of though, people don't like to keep the joke going if they're "in on it".

>>717286157
Yeah I don't know what that's about here, his stuff is still there when I checked too. The icon is real though.

>>717292751
He can't. He's not going to disappear or anything, but if someone like DSP can still find people to pay for their lifestyle then Pirate will live on. The road back would require him to actually sit down and reflect on why he can't ever admit that he could be wrong, but he cannot do that.

>>717290841
Women usually on maternal leave during that period, taking care of the kid ya know

>>717281965
Modern Goya

>>717292074
His real voice is too high

>>717290310
It's women. Women increasingly more want into the games space because that's where men are, so they foolishly keep hiring more of them, and not just for the usual departments like HR.

>>717292751
Admitting you can be wrong and aren't infallible is a good start. I think his reputation is just soured for a long time though. He's not as smart as he thinks he is and is most likely a narcissist, not really good traits to look up to.

>>717285439
>the icon is real
HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHA

>>717292890
That's for the best. We still get a funny dsp moment every now and then, I wouldn't want him or pirate to quit. Shits 100x more entertaining than actual "streaming" which I will never pay any attention to or take seriously

>>717292751
his cocksuckers have firmly latched on, he'll always have a crowd that will support him so he's fine, if not well I don't even think daddy dearest will help him anymore since he treats his dad like shit

>>717285439
>>717293438
It doesn't really come off like a Charlie Kirk powerplay when he accompanies it with eliminating his online presence.

>>717285439
>>717293438
Wait what the fuck? Lmao it really is there

>>717291934
It's sad that he's probably doing this out of crybullying, he'll threaten to kill himself in another week if people don't start being nice to him

>>717282348
>HEY MOON
I would love to see moonmoon on there
he has a similar mindset of never being wrong and being a degenerate to such a degree it ruined his family life

post em

>>717294272
Lucky for him, people will probably forget about him in another week. If he keeps his mouth shut and doesn't keep digging, that is.

>Watch one short from him like 2 years ago with a chat member bringing up that & looks like a man dragging his butt against the carpet
>Suddenly becomes the newest lolcow
Love to see it.

>>717294971
>[Heartwarming News] Annoying faggot gets outed for actual reasons to hate him, confirming all the bad vibes he was giving you from the start

How about y'all show a little bit more respect?
You are talking to *the* First Second Generation Blizzard employee.

>>717276153 (OP)
Of actual work? 0

>>717295140
>y'all
return to reddit and stay there

>>717281906
Narcissism isn't a marketable mental disorder like autism or Down's.
Autism can manifest in multiple ways, some horrifying like Chris-chan, but some weirdly interesting and likeable like Ulililia.
Down's Syndrome is a get out of jail free card, because at the end of the day this person was already dealt significant comeuppance by being born with Down's if they then grow up to be an asshole.

Narcissism is defined by being a massive piece of shit.
It doesn't have the capacity to make someone a likeable person. The best you can say is someone is likeable IN SPITE of their narcissism. That they make active efforts to not be narcissistic.
The Ferret Felcher does not make active efforts to not be a narcissist.

>>717282348
>>717282502
>>717294397

Mouth breathing retards follow Dr Pajeet the quack, heads nodding / wobbling.

An annoying as fuck faggot, one of biggest narcissist as any

>>717285439
>Guys, hes seen the video lmao.
Which video?

>>717276153 (OP)
20 years, not a fuckin peep

>>717296148
t. Jason

>>717289013
>>717291825
>>717293438

>>717276153 (OP)
Who is this beautiful lady you keep posting?

>unironically wants to suck dog dicks
how the fuck can you still have a career after this comes out?

>>717296542
More of you pajeet fucks?

Saar, you are as much of an insufferable faggot as them both, add you to the list too fucking fruitcake.

>>717296943
Go to sleep Maldavius

>>717296943
???
Take your meds you schizo

>>717297154
>>717297168
Lol at street shitters
Poo flavor Dr Phil simps is wild

>>717283343
fully unmilked mantits?

>>717297437
Try not to fuck any furrets on your way to your bed, Thor

>>717296305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noNJfGeRuE8

he literally only had to not be the first guy out
in a raid
and none of this happens

>>717290310
>>717290698
>>717293306
A fucking fan having some fun with HEARTHSTONE
You bots are the blackest most retarded apes ever

>>717277670
I watched him stream his game on release. He's an arrogant piece of shit with a dead game.

>>717298018
Yes, yes. Everyone is a bot. You're right, nobody actually misses GOOD Blizzard when they actually made cool things.

>>717297831
Not even that, All he had to do was to say "I'm sorry, I panicked and fucked up".
Maybe go with someone to make it up in someway like "I'll help you level up your characters" but it was too much for him.

>So Jason, have you tried visualizing yourself clicking this "Mana Gem?

>>717289013
This maneuver only works if you're someone who can change and accept criticism. He's already banning anyone who mentions the animation. So he's absolutely seething and malding about it.

>>717298157
but if ur experienced at a game
surely you are comfortable just, not making a straight beeline for the exit and hanging around ur teammates while they bail
Don't even have to make good plays, just don't stream urself being a retard

>>717276735
From conquerors to tourists

>>717293119
oh boya

>>717279678
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>717279219
FRESH SQUEEZED?

>>717297612
Oh Dr Poo, what's wrong? The village cow bicycle too out of reach so you have to project your furfaggotry?

Should have purged you all when you brony horse fuckers first brewed in sin years back.

>>717287173
>>717287285
>>717290841
Not everyone is a retarded amerimutt. You faggots would be just as surprised realising that not everyone mutilates their dicks.

>>717298240
>Jason, how would you feel if YOU pulled the Ocular?
>But I didn't pull the Ocular.

>>717299056
Like the UK with the majority being mussies or anywhere else where (((they))) are is any better with slit dicks?

Glad my folks were smart enough to see through the psyop tard shit.
Enjoy your dead nerve dicks you poor fucks who didn't dodge the bullet.

>>717298018
The world would be a better place if we murdered people like this poster.

>>717299317
go back to your jungle harambe

>>717276153 (OP)
Imaging ruining your big persona by being so full of yourself that you believe your own hype. Dude probably lost like literal hundreds of thousands in griftbucks opportunities now.

>refuse to read a game's TOS
>accept the TOS anyway
>get surprised when game gets taken offline so the company can survive and produce better content
Hot take but people who are against this guy are the actual retards.

>>717299838
fuck off Jason.

>>717296738
I think the fact that he cheated on his wife with a furry twink isn't even the thing people are tearing him down for is the funniest part.

>>717276153 (OP)
you faggots are obsessed with this dude, are you gay or something? do you want to marry him?
suck his cock and swallow his cum perhaps?

>>717299879
I don't known who Jason is but I am getting tired of you euro trash sniffers. If supporting "Jason" means you'll leave FOR GOOD, I'm fucking down.

>>717299838
>expecting the average person to read 10 pages of legalese and understand what any of it means

>>717299879
Getting 5000 viewers per stream.
Stay mad <3

7 years

>>717300185
>literally one line basically saying "we may have to discontinue this so we can progress into the future"
Yeah, you people are retarded.

>>717299838
>the tos can only be read after purchasing the game
>Therefore, by law, it is not legally valid
Get raped kike

>>717300037
Uhhh...no? You do you though

I like that clip where his voice changer fucks up for a few seconds and you can hear his real voice.

>>717291146
it goes hobbyists > convention people > orgy people > actual zoophiles

>>717300209
>Cries in his pisscord that he's borderline financially ruined and may have to fire some people if this keeps going
>Runs away like a little bitch for 2 weeks, because we all know this loser ain't going outside on a vacation. His vacation is prolly just him taking out his anger on some poor ferret anus

>>717289013
That'd be based if he wasn't banning everyone and anyone who even tangentially mentions anything about anything surrounding him

>>717300519
Wife, fucks regular boipussi, makes thousands per stream
You're mad as fuck

>>717300209
> <3
Absolutely butt blasted

>>717277670
Before the SKG drama he was just a stubborn autist who could not admit he can make mistakes, but people now are discovering his lolcow potential.
Standing by your ideals is a good thing, but this guy is willing to kill his career and loose 75% of his following all because of his ego.
Another lolcow trait he possesses is his inability to take criticism and he silences an threatens people no matter if it makes him look worse.
At this point with the damage that already is done a normal person would just disappear from the internet, take the L and go back to living a normal life, but he just keeps going and throwing fuel on the fire

>>717300385
>>the tos can only be read after purchasing the game
why are you doing this. is this some sort of tactic. to make SKG people look stupid by implying or saying the most retarded shit ever? yeah bro. theres NO other way to read a games TOS. nope. nada

>>717300782
Probably a /pol/toid who thinks two lines of text is a "leftist meme" or a "wall of text". Just let them die on that hill. The right-wing white male is incapable of reading lmfao.

>>717289013
yikes

>>717279219
>because you've visited this community before

>>717280089
>hasnt streamed in 6 days
I watched his stream for a few minutes when all this began and the stream has turned away from being about what little gaming, dev stuff, and Q&A that made him famous to just him explaining and defending himself over and over and over to random chatters.

It is a monumentally boring watch. He's in a death spiral.

>>717300658
>Wife
LOL
>fucks regular boipussi
*ferrets

>>717301303
This is why you just mute them and move on

>>717300519
>financially ruined and may have to fire some people if this keeps going
If this is the case why doesn't he just make an honest apology video for everything. People are empathetic, he can have a redemption arc if he doesn't keep doubling and tripling down.

>>717301823
>apologize, they will leave you alone
>people are empathetic

LOL, LMAO even

>>717301823
Apologize FOR WHAT retard

>>717300308
Show me the line.

>>717301823
Because if it wasn't clear to you yet, he has a massive ego and admitted to a psychiatrist that can't ever allow himself to be wrong.

>>717301823
He did nothing wrong besides voicing his opinion

>meatcanyon's new video
The dude never misses

>>717302273
Read: >>717300782
Are you really that fucking stupid? Typical illiterate "pirate hater"

>>717302272
hi jason , how´s your vacation going

>>717302235
People are latching on this because he keeps digging. If he just released a video saying "Yeah I messed up, my bad", this whole thing would stopped and they would've moved onto the next drama.

>>717300658
>Wife
Divorced
Currently dates a tranny
>Makes
How bout you make a game, Jason.

>>717298018
Its also lame and gay as shit.
Even Homosexuals find whats gone down with Hearthstone being lame and gay now.

>>717279890
Did he actually cum on the walls of that poor woman's apartment?

>>717277670
>Why would someone hate and continue to focus on someone with a lot of influence because of retards and want to reduce their influence in making the world worse?
Christ you fucking ostriches are obnoxious. "Just ignore him guys!" Yeah, people did that for years, and look where we are now. Turns out ignoring bad things and bad people results in bad outcomes, because bad people don't care that you are just trying to live and let live. But highlighting when someone becomes a lolcow and what pieces of shit and hypocrites they are results in their influence disappearing and better outcomes. You're right, it's a mystery why would people would "focus" on bad actors and moralizing puritanical busy body know-it-alls?

>>717294694
I had to check and lo and behold

>>717302235
This could only possibly work if he leaves for a bit, comes back, apologizes and actually starts being humble.

>>717300726
>Standing by your ideals
Oh fuck off you blowhard retard. This isn't about ideals. This is about him being OBJECTIVELY, FACTUALLY, IRREFUTABLY wrong and still refusing to admit that he wrong, and spam banning everyone why calls out his lies and misinformation.
Now it turns out that literally everything he has ever said is a lie.

>>717301823
he could have done that after scotts response video, but right now it would just come accross as dishonest (which it would be)

>>717276153 (OP)
How many years did he work as an engineer?

>>717302647
Notice how you didn't answer. What did he do wrong?

>>717302650
>>717302873

Retard's logic. Irregardless, never apologize.

That era is over, all they want is blood in the water, and if anyone is looking for blood they have to earn it.

reminder that MALD browses these threads

>>717294694
>>717302810
badge of honor

>>717302916
Didn't this indian run away from social media because of the "pajeet" word?

>>717303117
IIRC he got pissy about H1-B curry cunts getting called out as grifters when low and behold he was one all along (shocker).

>>717300782
They can also all change at any notice and you agree that you auto agree to any and all changes. So a game can change ownership 10 years later and get fucked up. It actually happened to Two Worlds where they updated the game to disallow mods so they can sell mtx over 20 fucking years later. I haven't played them but I heard Hitman games went through similar bullshit where the original owner left video games and the new owners are pieces of shit that have been fucking up the game and turning it into a live service and even removing content they don't like, some of which having been paid DLC.

>>717302985

https://youtu.be/HIfRLujXtUo?si=X4lR-xw4qEo_rNSi&t=1119

>>717286453
You're not wrong, I think he intentionally overstays his welcome on jokes/settings just for the unnerving factor (it sucks)

>>717303043
>Retard's logic. Irregardless, never apologize.

We know Jason it's why we're all laughing

>>717277670
(You)
>>717277670
(You)
>>717277670
(You)

>>717303318
Yeah, people can have opinions. Why would he apologize for this?

>>717283343
Yeah guys like him usually have 8 inchers

>>717303318
Miss me with this eurotrash shit

>>717303387
Anything that bumps in the night is jason this and jason that, you also one of those fags that calls everyone you disagree with a Nazi?

>>717278269
?
also thor*

>>717303318
Handle your dental health before you even think about touching my games eurofuck

>>717302985
Well were do we begin
>Lied about being a dev at blizzard
>Lies about winning defcon badges (he was leeching off a team consisting of 10 people, these badges also aren't impressive and don't mean anything other than that you solved some puzzles)
>Lied about getting a badge from the FBI because he stopped some guy from plugging in an usb drive at defcon
>Lied about running a ferret rescue (he isn't registered as a charity or rescue, so he's just hoarding ferrets like some crazy cat lady)
>didn't use frost nova
>Didn't use the mana gem nor robe of the archmage
>lost the heavenly mandate
>Lied about an initiative that his low iq lesbian ahhhh looking ass didn't understand.
>raged at municipal workers doing street work outside because "muh stream" so he moved his mailbox in the middle of their path at night, because "messing with a mailbox is a federal crime I am very intelligent haha now they can't make noise here"
>proceeds to seethe in rage when his mailbox mysteriously gets smashed and kvetches on twitter how he jas reported them and filed police reports like the fat bitch he is
>files false dmca claims
>Files frivolous lawsuit
>Lied about his pisscord Janny being a lawyer (federal crime btw)
>Ran like a bitch when the guy he tried to sue clapped back with a real lawyer and his pisscord Janny quickly went "Ulm I actually am not a lawyer"
>manipulates viewers into donating by boosting his own hype train on twitch
>Can't code for shit
>Is generally a chickenshit retard
>Is a furry
>scammed an underage girl out of real money
>Pulled the ocular
>threatened to harass a guild off the server in AoC only to get his own guild absolute raped and gaped, to this day.
>Threatened to report players for PKing him
>Is obsessed with dog cocks
>Shoves gnomes up his ass

>>717293119
>The white paints will be discovered when he an hero in a couple years

>>717303985
Oh and I forgot
>Blatantly cheats in puzzle games by looking up a guide and then vehemently insists he did not, even when in one of them he solved a puzzle that literally cannot be solved alone and another where he solved it without having the necessary pieces to come to the solution while constantly putting up the worst fucking acting "wait a minute chat.... I'm not crazy."

>>717277713
He seems like he should be sucking his own dick.

>>717303985
you forgot
>claims his voice deepened from some sort of secondary puperty in his 30s

>>717304268
you also forgot to mention his ex roommate talking about how he trashed the apartment and got kicked out after only a week of living with her

>>717303985
Lets unpack this because these are not "wrongs"
You are shaming sexual preferences, listing people who fucked WITH HIM, and shaming his OPINIONS.
He has nothing to apologize for on this list.

>>717288569
5'8 here, see ya later ya fucking dwarf.

>>717276153 (OP)
>work at blizzard at QA
>all you do is idle in-game and browse reddit
>co-workers have to pick up all your slack because you're an executives son

>>717304897
... lying isn't worthy of an apology?
The FBI badge one is the worst, because he can "remember" a bunch of small details about his accolades over the years, but that story has a lot of "I think" and no evidence of the FBI badge.

>>717303985
You forgot
>Lies about his game being so optimized it can run on a fridge therefore good code doesn't matter
>When in actuality he just used the fridge's display pretending that it runs on a fridge

>>717305206
he's also never shown that badge while he glady shows all his defon ones

>>717305206
NTA but no, apologies are worth squat now, bitches never be satisfied.

>>717304897
he got skg wrong
he did not and possibly still does not understand what the movement is about.
this leads to him spreading missinformation.

everything is else is just people realizing what a shitty person he acctually is.

>>717304897
Committing federal crimes is absolutely a fucking wrong you retard

>>717305206
Where is the lie retard. "I think" makes it a lie?

>eceleb thread
>over 400 replies
janny must have choked on his hotpocket

>>717305285
I left that out on purpose because I don't think that's a lie. I think that is just him being genuinely incompetent and retarded so he doesn't understand what is going on in that video

>>717305583
You can't prove a negative retard.

>>717305505
>he got skg wrong
No. An opinion is not a "wrong". This is how you nazis started.

>>717305607
you're boring
fuck off

>>717305583
He's never shown this badge. People checked defcon records there were never any police called like he said. No one can find any records of a police or FBI report of this ever happening.

>>717305660
>An opinion is not a "wrong"
It is when you're intentionally spreading misinformation against a thing, and are actively refusing to discuss the thing with the person while saying "bro he just has to talk to me"

>>717276761
Post yfw it was grummz and pirate collaborating to steal breast milk like a modern bonnie and clyde

>>717305747
>Grummz
I'm now realizing I haven't seen a single thread about that retard since Jason started getting all the attention

>>717305660
>opinion
Misrepresentation is not an opinion.
There's a difference with "I think SKG is bad because xyz" (opinion)
And
"SKG wants xyz, it's bad" (misrepresentation)

>>717305728
And purposefully miss the reality of the situation. An opinion or discussion is not a wrong, you illiterate retard.

>>717305660
Is it really "just an opinion" when he says "SKG is wanting X" when the SKG FAQ says "We are not asking for X"?

>>717305862
>An opinion
It stops being an opinion when you go from "I think X is bad" and becomes "X wants this, which is bad"
That is misrepresentation, not opinion
And even if he were just saying "I think X is bad because of x y z", when the person behind X then goes "No that's wrong, we don't want x y z, we want a b c." your opinion becomes wrong when you continue to say "X is bad because of x y z"
You can have opinions and be wrong if your opinion flies in the face of fact.

>he's now lying and saying he never was a Dev at blizzard.
>>717303985
Oh and I also forgot
>lied about being swatted (dude streamed for 16 hours on the day he claimed to be swatted and nothing happened ,the vod for that day also mysteriously vanished)
>lied about another YouTuber's discord doxxing him
>Urges his fans to spam false dmca claims and report videos he doesn't like
>Didn't wish his dad a happy birthday, claims his dad lied, and then when forced to accept the truth does his gay little cope laugh and doesn't even apologize and says "if it makes you feel better, I haven't sent you a text since your previous birthday, so it still counts"

No wonder his dad said on stream he should've beaten him, so he might have turned out better

>>717306129
>>lied about being swatted (dude streamed for 16 hours on the day he claimed to be swatted and nothing happened ,the vod for that day also mysteriously vanished)

Even worse, he claimed his SECOND home was the one swatted, lmao

>>717305660
Flat earthers are of the opinion that the earth is flat
So yes. Opinions can absolutely be wrong.

>>717303247
yeah thats really fucking shitty, i agree.

anyways, back to how a TOS is incredibly easy to read, is literally a boilerplate agreement thats been floating around for 35 fucking years. man isnt it CUUUUHRRRAAZZZY that nobody, not one single person has ever taken this to court, this obvious viola-

oih yeah actually they did, multiple times and the conclusion, over and over is: hey fuckhead. stop agreeing to shit without reading the terms and conditions.

>>717306101
>no one can ever lie and if you have an opinion that they are, you are wrong.

>LISTEN AN BELIEB

>>717306309
I accept your concession rajesh

>>717306238
but I've already bought a physical CD from GameStop and activated the CD key...I can't even return it now even if I disagree.

>>717306238
>Delusional schizo rambling
Nothing you said had ever happend because no one ever takes a tos to court, because a tos isn't legally binding in the first place because the only way to read the tos in the first place is to buy and install the game, meaning the company has strongarmed the buyer into accepting, making the tos null and void

>>717306370
Your goat is getting cold curry cunt.

>>717306471
Sorry anon my opinion says it's still warm so by your logic that means I cannot possibly be wrong and my food is actually warm

>>717306201
Theory vs opinion, dumb fuck
>>717306238
This.

>>717306413
NTA but if someone has actually taken a ToS to court and then also lost it I would like to see. I don't have a source for this either but I have heard second hand that ToS was taken to court in Europe once and they actually sided with the buyer with the statements "ToS are not real contracts" and that "ToS can never override real laws."

>>717306374
>i didnt read the TOS first
wow. could you repeat that again, for the record.

Reminder: Unreasonable contract clauses makes contracts NULL and VOID

>>717294272
He's currently on "vacation" (Conveniently timed with Twitch's auditing of larger channels for viewbotting and formulating new anti-viewbotting measures like not counting views from users who don't engage with channels via message posting or channel point redemption) so by the time that's over he can pretend he skipped most of the storm.

>>717292003
shes old fat and coalburner that got beat up by her boyfriend

>>717306629
Are you dumb? Nintendo is especially known for this. They sue every hundreds breaking TOS. Be it making ROMS, hacks, mods, exploits. How many communities have they shut down because of TOS breach? Hundreds.

>>717276153 (OP)
i worked at blizzard for 15 years and i have never even seen that faggot

>>717306546
Ain't fooling anyone, you like your goats moist for other reasons than just eating them out.

I worked at Blizzard for 16 years and he made me lick his toes.

>>717291146
More inscrutible than Argentine economic theory. >>717300395 is completely wrong because those aren't actual strata and all four of those exist in every part of the hierarchy. The only thing that's consistent in the castes are economic class and even that's dubious because the rich neurosurgeon who comms Star Fox gigantification gay porn, the ratfucker who worked at NASA, and David A. Dieter/Taofox who's a zoophile with direct connections to the Colorado state government are all rich but don't associate, but they're closer to being part of one group than Dieter does with fellow actual dograpist Kerothewolf.

>>717277657
>People find out he met up with an underaged girl while he was in college (confirmed)
>Someone claiming to be that someone years later with no proof they were the same comes out and says "Actually he did come over but we didn't do anything" suspiciously after this topic starts getting traction.
Extremely likely. If he was okay with going over to a girl's house in that condition, he'd be willing to do it again, and there's no way sex as a possibility wasn't somewhere on his mind.