Thread 717285964

>>717285964 (OP)
that's nothing

that's pretty clean, must be a new setup, few years tops

Put a bad dragon on the chair and that looks identical to my set up

That looks reasonably well kept I think?

thats nothing impressive. my shit got like that after just a year

Nope, the uniform mold all over and lack of wear patterns means literally no one was using that.
If I had to guess its a return to offices post COVID and all that shit just sat untouched the whole time

>>717285964 (OP)
>>717286091
>>717286274
>>717286382
>>717286473
disgusting

I have a towel on my chair and swap out a new one every time I shower

>>717286534
Pretty sure a guy died in that chair with those headphones on

>>717285964 (OP)
This is a smoker with bad dermatitis.

>>717286696
Same except I swap it out every 2 weeks

>>717285964 (OP)
Judging by the mold and the water damaged flooring, I would assume this is the aftermath of a flood.

Looks like dried out water damage to me. See stuff like that quite often in flood prone areas.

>>717286696
How fucking greasy are you that it justifies putting a towel over your chair?

>>717285964 (OP)
>Not surrounded by five gallon jugs of piss
What is this, amateur hour?

>>717286951
>>717286978
saw it on reddit earlier, the guy claimed he was on vacation for a month and came back to his room looking like this

>>717285964 (OP)
My gear is clean

>>717286534
My first guess was flood damage or something

>>717285964 (OP)
This poor Ukrainian gamer thought he was going to lose in just 2 weeks.

>>717286992
it's about making sure it stays clean for a long time

how do you clean this?

>>717289474
couple paper towels

>>717289474
lick it

>>717289474
wet-vac with a brush attachment after spraying it down with water and soap

>>717285964 (OP)
ive never cleaned my chair even doe i eat sitting on it and i sit on it 24/7 and it looks as good as new

impressive

>>717285964 (OP)
The reason all that stuff looks like that is because someone died in that chair wearing the headphones, and mold starting growing in the places where their body broke down into fluids and seeped into everything.

>>717285964 (OP)
Real battle stations thread here.

>>717285964 (OP)
100% disgusting pajeet who has eaten cow shit/piss every day and sweated like a fucking pig feeding mold from cow dung. I hope every pajeet who reads this kills himself.

>>717287039
Pretty common in the south. Dehumidifiers are key to your game room.

>>717285964 (OP)
It's crazy how many problems you avoid in life just by bathing regularly and being sure to wash your hands after you do anything dirty.
You would think that'd be the bare minimum to be considered a civilised human being but maybe not!

>>717285964 (OP)
Way better than any girls room

>>717285964 (OP)
Did his house get flooded? Gotta feel bad for ameribros, every year nature tries to kill them all for some mysterious reason

>>717285964 (OP)
>he doesn't form a symbiosis with the growing fungus of his sedentary habits

>>717285964 (OP)
how do I unlock the crust skin for my headphones?

>>717295036
>liverpool
yep, checks out

>>717286696
>every time I shower
if your showering metric is ever classified like this, you don't shower enough
wash your ass you stinky fucking piece of shit

>>717295036
Let me guess, you need more.

>>717295036
Why would you not buy a window instead?

It took me like 5 minutes to find this webm.

>>717285964 (OP)
Lol, imagine sitting in a chair. Fucking normies.

>>717286696
You buy a new chair every time you shower?

>>717297205
i wonder what the responses where

>>717285964 (OP)
Now that's a gamer right there. You're not a real gamer if you don't have a crusty layer of shit all over your chair desk keyboard and screen.

>>717297625
I hate you fucking newfags so much. Here:

>>531429618

>>717297903
.....thx anon

>>717285964 (OP)
>op on reddit is indian
cmon man the jokes just write themself

>>717297205
>passfag
kek

>>717288591
Bro just wipe your shit every week, and clean your shit every week.

>>717286992
It is the same concept for bed sheets/ pillow covers. You put them on to have an easier time cleaning.

>>717286534
>lack of wear patterns
>earpads clearly tearing from wear
>mouse has mold mostly where you touch it
>mousepad has mold where the wrist rests
You're trying to be a le hecking wholesome detective but just ended up sounding like a clown. Go mod a subreddit you disgusting fuck.

>>717296782
no you're just a fucking filthy being that you imagine I must be the same

>>717289474
steam to sterilize maybe

>>717298923
swapping a fresh towel on the chair keeps the chair clean and is much easier than cleaning the chair

>>717288591
Fat, greasy, sweaty trans people problems. Clean your neovagina faggot.

>>717297903
wow i'd been scrolling that thread and watching the streamables since you linked it. amazing, kino. i feel so bad for the batshit chick's dog though man :(

>>717299483
projecting your own filthiness

>>717299329
Anon didn't say anything about it having never been used.

My chair smells like ball and ass sweat. Cleaning it only makes the smell go away for about a month.

>>717286696
don't clean clothes accomplish the same thing?

>>717295036
Brazil?

>>717299329
Zoomers hate being made to feel inadequate lmfao

>>717299329
Mold builds up where it's used from first.

>>717299674
same im thinking its time for a new one
i want one of the breathable cloth chairs this time
not this stupid pleather shit that flakes off

>>717299674
Then clean it once a month

>clean my keyboard for the first time in years
>so many fucking pubes
>yellow gunk everywhere
I dont understand how it got that bad

>>717288076
yeah flood sound like a pretty solid bet

I used to use a regular office chair at my PC. It had shit streaks in it because I'd jerk off naked in it.

>>717299514
Some men will ruin their lives over pussy, I don't get it

>>717300674
to be fair, the dude going to his room revealed he's not so different from her. same lack of cleanliness and organization as her, though he's clearly more stable than her... not like that bar was high to begin with.
as others said: the second I went over to her apartment and saw the damage, I'd turn 360 and walk away. He not only failed to do that, but chose to move in with THAT, which speaks for itself.

>>717285964 (OP)
This whole place looks like it's been flooded and everything started rotting right after it's been drained

>>717299514
dog is one thing but there's a cat too

>>717285964 (OP)
Looks like water damage that was left for a long time.

>>717300210
come on man... https://a.co/d/4naQsVK

>>717299773
I think is colombia because of that bottle

>>717299440
Do you exclusively sit in your chair naked?

>>717301476
>And this is my son's room, he's quite the ladies man!

Sometimes when I masturbate, I take everything off and sit on my faux leather chair in front of my PC. I pull my cheeks apart so my anus is touching the little hump in the middle of the chair. I move back and forth when I'm jacking it so my anus is rubbing against that hump. I also like the sensation of it being stretched. I clean (inside and out) with a bidet toilet seat and I always clean my chair with sterilizing wipes afterwards, so it's still very clean.

>>717301436
I guess we're all equally poor in this cursed continent

>>717301165
Damn I've been thinking of getting me one of these for a while now but after trying the built-in ones it just doesn't seem like it will be the same

>>717286696
wtf why would you need a towel on your chair?

>>717302189
It's definitely not, but unless you wanna spend big money for a fully built in Japan-tier bidet, this is still way better than not having one.

>>717302189
just get it and try it for a week, return if you don't like it. very easy to install. only complaint from me is it's another component in the bathroom that attracts hair and grime. otherwise, i'll never go back. and i hate shitting in public and smearing shit with toilet paper. basically nothing different from the indian-tier societal norms out there.

>>717285964 (OP)
>>717287039

Christ alive so there's mold spores all over your chair and whatever the hell made contact with your skin that's just waiting for a chance to grow out like that??

>>717287039
>>717302541
it looks scarier and harder to clean than it really is, it happened to me with a car when it went unused for like a month

>>717294238
Guaranteed the guy has depression. People who are depressed generally let themselves go on basic upkeep and hygiene.

>>717286696
>>717288591
don't you wipe your ass wtf

>>717303098
kek

>he doesn't have a fart/shart/diarrhea pillow
no need to take unnecessary risks, sometimes you just can't go during certain events in certain games

>>717303098
Im sure this low IQ chimp doesn't see the irony in any of this, too.

>>717285964 (OP)
wasn't that bad until the headphones

>>717295036
Thank God I wasn't born brown in one of these shit holes.

>>717297205
Sometimes I get down on myself because I don't like dusting or mopping the floor, or go a couple weeks without vacuuming, and then see shit like this and feel better about myself.

need an actually good office chair but all of them are fucking expesnive. Maybe I'll get a refurbished herman miller on my next bonus

>>717303098
this is honestly depressing
elites in those shitholes keep people in abject poverty and this escapism will only make things even more hopeless

>>717301517
>He's quite the lady, man

>>717295036
God the fucking Fifa on screen is really the cherry on top. Glad to see macac priorities are in order

>>717302739
>>717302541
Yeah it'll come off with one wipe from a Clorox wipe it really does look way worse than it is

>>717289474
fire

>>717301165
i got one of those.
you guys should buy one, you're missing out.

>>717303576
>refurbished
Noo dont do it the chair will have butt mold spores

>>717304140
Headphones are fucked though too many crevices and they're already all worn out

>>717286992
I have a leather chair so I have to put a towel on it to stop my ass from gluing into it. Yes, I'm naked all the time

>>717286534
its from leddit it's a month of time with no one in the house iirc

>>717285964 (OP)
Pfffff that's pristine

>>717304204
the thing is a fucking mesh chair how is that possible.

>>717285964 (OP)
That's DraQu_'s desktop

>>717303548
Maybe seeing shit like that is exactly what's making you too comfortable with your situation, making it so you don't clean as often

bet all of youses chairs are fucking disgusting seeing how much seethe my post created

>>717302739
>>717304140
New fear unlocked, I'm never moving south.
Midwest used to be perfect but now we have ticks so I don't like nature anymore. I'm thinking of moving to Washington or something. What's the worst thing out there?

I just sit in a plastic chair. No humidity and it is easy as fuck to clean.

>>717301469
NTA but I'm always naked when inside, it's great.

>>717285964 (OP)
Are console gamers cavemen? Why is tech so alien to them?

Chair thread?
Gotta invest in yourself anon.

>>717308828
let me guess, you need more?

>>717285964 (OP)
Was this flood damage? I jerk off in my chair every day for the past 5 years and the worst I get is discoloration on my black mousepad.