Thread 717321334

For me, its Bayonetta.

>>717321334 (OP)
I'd be Terry Bogard.

>>717321334 (OP)
Why this hapa of all people?

>>717321334 (OP)
Easy. I'd swap for the horse cock futa drainei

>>717321364
I'd be pranked Terry Bogard, Cutie Terry.

I guess suave chad

>>717321334 (OP)
Harem H-game protagonist.

Assuming you get the powers also, Starkiller

>>717321334 (OP)
Spiderman
My back hurts all the time and my body in general is stiff. I want to be limber and strong.

Alucard.

Imagine becoming Rayne, as a joke of course.

>>717321334 (OP)
I would be ashley :3

>>717321334 (OP)
Any vampire character unless it's a fucking nosferatu or Legacy of Kain ugly motherfucker.

>>717321334 (OP)
Him

>>717321434
Faith doesn't look hapa at all. She looks full chinkoid

>>717321669
Haha that would be so hot- I mean funny, lol!

Off the top of my head, young Dante or Senator Armstrong. Surely I get their abilities too right?
Lots of good or even better picks at that point though desu.

>>717321767
Her parents were a wmaf couple in the comics

>>717321334 (OP)
Just so I could have women constantly lusting over me without even trying.

I wish to be an absolute unit.

The coolest, edgiest character concept in game history
>Oh me? I'm 7'3" and weight 300 pounds with a 10% bodyfat percentage
>Yeah I'm an Agility build

>>717321907
Really? Why did they make her so chinky then? The dad got cucked by a chink?

>>717322053
To be fair in the world of Warcraft this is an agility build. Even the peasants and peons are jacked as fuck.

>>717322195
NTA but you should see how a HAPA typically looks like. The asian features tend to be the most prominent, so they might have the father's hair and eyes but otherwise look indistinguishable from an asian. The rare ones who have a balanced mix of the parents features tend to look like models instead of a typical azn with coloured eyes

>>717321334 (OP)
Easy. Ryu fucking hayabusa
He's powerful as fuck, sexy as fuck, manly as fuck, handsome as fuck.
What else would i need?

>>717322504
Some nwahs might not like it, but this is the ideal form for a gamer.

I wanna be the nigga with the drill

>>717322619
Then you can play Bioshock 2 or Mr Driller.

I've always wanted a toaster body.

>>717322672
Open up a slit between her legs to actually make toasts.

>>717322554
We got a CIA glowie('s husband) in the board. Hide your porn now.

>>717321334 (OP)
if you had...
one shot...
one opportunity...

>>717322619
Big Sisters had the cooler design.

jonathan joestar, or if he doesnt count since hes not a vidya original, probably Yoshi

>>717321434
Bayonetta is no hapa.

>>717322619
>>717322843
What's the story with these guys? Were they human?

>>717322908
Yes but they were experimented on to become like this.

>>717321334 (OP)
Are there seriously this many AGP troons on /v/?

>>717322908
Yes, they were human.

Big Sisters and Big Daddies were made to protect Little Sisters, little vulnerable little girls who went around collecting magic juice. Big Daddies had their organs grafted into an armored diving suit, but I think Big Sisters may still be human inside the suits. Can't remember if they were also grafted.

>>717322995
Every futa fag is an AGP Troon. What do you expect?

whiteboi thread

>>717321334 (OP)
Rover from Wuthering Waves so I can have hot yuri and futa sex with all the girls

>>717323078
ALL cute (and valid)

Does it come with their powers? In that case Dante from DMC might be a pretty good deal. Or Raiden from Metal Gear Revengeance.

I'm gonna for looks, I'd be too lazy to maintain them in the long run, they'd all end up with a beer gut eventually.

>>717323078
Is that the after-party of that woman's gaming event and it was all just troons.

>>717322843
>smaller
>weaker
>girl
>no drill
Nah

>>717321334 (OP)
>Not swapping with a hot buff guy
What are you, gay?

>>717323160
TRANNY
>>717323078
NIGGER

being a orc or a fel orc warlock would be cool

>>717321334 (OP)
I'll take any male character that is physically fit. God I regret my eating habits growing up and the fact that it contributes to a lazy fatfuck mindset to boot.

any pokemon trainer really, but i like Gold's drip

>>717323548
grim...

>>717321334 (OP)
Demi-fiend. Extremely strong, magic capable, can recruit demons.

>>717324218
This nigga wants to fuck fairies

>>717324318
Yes.

>>717323645
Big Sisters aren't actually weaker than Big Daddies because they're just grown-up Little Sisters that are full of ADAM. They're also a lot faster and more agile than Big Daddies.

i think i'll pick Goku thanks

I will become the god emperor

>>717321434
hapa girls are peak

>>717321334 (OP)
probably my tarnished guy so I can get w ranni

>>717322843
I can fix them

Emperor Vitiate.
Immortal, ephemeral, able to possess and puppet thousands of people at once.

>>717321334 (OP)
only one correct answer

>>717322995
It's a combination of yuricucks, futatroons, ERPtards, and femMCfags.
Not exactly alot, but they're loud and samefag all the time.

>>717321334 (OP)
My self insert custom character, who is myself but with perfect eyesight and improved physical fitness.

Or if that isn't allowed, a pokemon protagonist so I can be in a post scarcity society.

>>717325930
is it yuricuckoldry if you want to BE one of the girls having cute and wholesome sex with another girl?

>>717323078
So which 8 of them joined the 41%?

>>717323160
Please, take a seat.

>>717321434
The indian man who made this thread has AGP

>>717325312
You want to become an onahole?

>>717321334 (OP)
Probably some guy from tekken (not bob), they're absurdly built.

thought it's a mirrors edge thread but it's just a tranny one

>>717325776
Which one do you want to be? This is important to know for me.

>>717326056
it's wrong because it's tranny failed male behavior go outside and go to the gym faggot

>>717321334 (OP)
My 1:1 recreation of myself MMO character that has zero diseases and top physical attributes

Disney's Marvel's Avengers Infinity War Thanos from Fortnite

>>717321334 (OP)
Baby Luigi

>>717323779
>He wants to be a hot buff guy
You are the gay

>>717323779
You want to be inside a buff man?

>>717323548
Very confused about the timeline of this picture. Looks recent, but why are there CRTs everywhere?

>>717323012
Big sisters weren't, they were just augmented. Big Daddies literally had their skin melted into the suit. Not just their organs, the diving suit basically became their actual skin.

>>717328580
I don't think they were even augmented beyond the augmentation that they got as Little Sisters. It's just that the modifications done to them as Little Sisters and the prolongued ADAM exposure mutated the shit out of them. Hence why they're teenage/young adult women that are over two metres tall.

>>717328481
the bingo from bluey plush dates it to at the minimum 2019, so probably a few years after when you factor covid in

>>717328481
>Looks recent, but why are there CRTs everywhere?
Retrofags are obsessed with CRTs.

>>717321334 (OP)
Conqueror from The Last Remnant.
Why? Because he's cool af.

If I want to be a prostitute, then probably Jessie (FFVII Remake version).

Iroha

>all these low effort picks

I'll swap with God (featured in many games)

>>717328918
Which one?

>>717322284
bro he is like 5"7

Maybe i'll be Tracer

>>717328918
>all these low effort picks SO I'LL CHOOSE GAAWD THE STRONGEST ENTITY EVER WHO WILL ZAP YOU WITH A THUNDER GAME OVER I WIN ALL THE GAMES!!!
When I was a kid, playing with shits like you was the biggest pain.

>>717328842
Fatty.

>>717321334 (OP)
Why would you choose anything else? If I want a change I can just vore any of you niggas for a while until I get bored

>>717328481
>>717328757
>>717328732
>CRTs everywhere
It is all Wiis, retrospergs won't connect an old console to a modern TV, Nintendo events, speedrun events and Smash tournaments are all full of autistic trannies

>>717321334 (OP)
etna

>>717321334 (OP)
Pulchra

>>717321334 (OP)
Ivy Valentine from Soulcalibur

>>717330449
Animal asking to be eaten?
Absolutely no self preservation.

>>717321334 (OP)
Is this even a question

Purely as a joke, of course

>>717321334 (OP)
any opportunity to be the only person I want to be

>>717321334 (OP)
I don't think you'd enjoy having to learn to walk again with her legs.

Why does everyone wants to be a girl?

>>717321334 (OP)
Who's the best vidya shapeshifter, so I can be whatever I want whenever

>>717321334 (OP)
Either Ryu Hayabusa, Rikimaru from Tenchu or Zero from Anarchy Reigns (vidya ninjas are cool and stuff)

>>717330884
Being a pretty girl is life on easy mode

>>717330884
either closet trannies or they realize life as a pretty girl is easy mode

>>717330884
They are trannies.

>>717330884
>Why does everyone wants to be a girl?
You forgot the most important part, anon. Its not about being a girl. Its about being a HOT girl. No one wants to be Rebecca, the overweight cashier at your local supermarket. And no one wants to be a below average girl with a face you wish to hide behind a bag. Its about being supermodel (or at least girl next door) tier and getting to enjoy life on easy mode (also whatever sexual fetish tickles your fancy)

I'll trade being an anime girl for being the guy that makes all other anime heroes look like betas.

If I got the powers it would be the MC of VTM as a nosferatu since they are the most powerful clan
If no powers then an ogre from EQ 1

>>717321334 (OP)
Peach

>>717331128
but you need to deal with a vagina 24/7 and have sex with guys probably, unless that's the appeal

>>717330282
That's fat?

>>717326056
Yes. Retard.

>>717330884
It's not about being a girl, it's about being a fictional fantasy girl who has no flaws

>>717321943
*men*

>>717330901
Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat. Not a bad choice honestly you'd be a really powerful wizard with a shit ton of powers and abilities

>>717329372
Holy based

>>717321334 (OP)
>SWAP bodies
I wouldn't punish any videogame character with my miserable existence

>>717331550
getting dicked down by your big titted supermodel yuri waifu with a strap on and experience intense orgasms doesnt sound so bad. Also you dont get randomly hard in inconvenient moments

>>717331550
If I have to wear cute clothes, look pretty, suck cock and let myself get fucked by guys to live life on easy mode, then so be it.

>>717321334 (OP)
Alex Mercer assuming I also get the powers

>>717326626
the art style for mirrors edge 1 is just perfection
it's disappointing that we haven't gotten anything like it since

>>717331723
>Chuds complain about “Mary Sues” because they secretly want to be them
It all makes sense now

>>717331995
no, its because they make for shit stories. You can want to be the flawless know it all and still recognise that in a stroy driven medium, it kinda kills all the stakes and tension

>>717331909
definite contender for most heterosexual /v/ post of the year

>>717321334 (OP)
Coach from l4d2. You know why.

>>717331624
Yes.

>>717330884
They want to be erased from timeline
I would delete all degeneracy and whores and whoremakers to make pure world for my autism

>YOU DON'T GET IT. I PLAY AS A GIRL, BECAUSE I JUST DON'T WANT TO STARE AT A MAN'S ASS FOR 20 HOURS. THE CHARACTER ON THE SCREEN IS NOT ME
>ok, so if you could swap bodies with a video game character, who would you be?
>A GIRL, OF COURSE!!!

>>717332630
yes, and?

>youth for thousands of years
>enough strength to conquer the planet (if I wanted to)
I'd trade my balls for that.

>>717322995
being a badass girl is pretty common fantasy, doesnt mean everyone would want live as a woman irl, being a woman biologically sucks and its not a debate

>>717321334 (OP)
What character has a hot wife that he bangs on the regular?

>>717332630
It's not got any less true over the years

>>717330901
This is the only right answer. That silly little dude can copy appearance, abilities and even skills. Their ability is also not limited to whatever they're fighting.
That's just for game balance. The ultimate shapeshifter.

>all these dweebs wanting to be a cute girl
>not immediately gravitating to the biggest fattest bastard possible so you OWN the girls
Bow to IZ IMMENSITY. He's in Total War Warhammer so it's videogames.

Why does /v/ seem to hate transgender people yet want to become women? Very interesting.

>>717321334 (OP)
Being a albino lizard dude all of a sudden would be cool. Unless the body swap includes the neurodegenerative condition caused by Bhaal, of course. In that case I'd settle for Gordon Freeman and starting a YouTube channel Behexed Factories with series called Ross' Mind

>>717332864
not many surprisingly, Uncharted Drake
but you might want to be the Witcher - he canonically fucks

for me it would have to be Link from The Legend of Zelda

>>717333235
waited for the twinkfags to show up

>>717333115
because as >>717331723 said, its the fantasy of becoming a flawless fictional fantasy girl thorugh magic fuckery, not turning myself into a mutilated abomination that will look even worse with a cut off dick.

JC Denton
All I need is a couple of powerbank and I could become a God.

>>717321753
Im literally him already tho
Limbus company download future

Warhammer 3, the Changeling. Now I can be whoever I want to be. Plus immortality and all the other fun shitbthat comes from being a daemon.

>>717333115
Because you will never be a woman. You will never give birth and are nothing more than a roach.

>>717333221
I wouldn't want to pass on the opportunity to fuck Triss, so I guess I'm the Witcher.

>>717321669
>>717321832
Anyone got the octokuro Rayne video...?

>>717331909
You’d also have to give titwanks and pretty much be an outlet for our male sex drives. Can you handle that?

>>717334246
You don't get to bring friends. You're just going to end up fucking one of the other guys from this thread wearing a Triss skin suit, while Goodbye Horses plays in the background.

For me it's Eve

>>717321334 (OP)
Ugly people wishing they were attractive is super cringe.

>>717335665
mercerfags are embarrassing, you're too much of a pussy to actually vore anyone

>>717321334 (OP)
go big or go home

>>717335848
Shut the fuck up nigger.

>>717329742
Widow has huge futadick in these animations. Just so you know what you should be ready for

>>717332863
>being a badass girl is pretty common fantasy
No it isn't you fucking freak lmao. I'm not gonna judge your weird fantasies, but acting like everyone has them is pure cope. Ask your father if he's ever fantasized about being a "badass girl" before

>>717332630
I cannot stand the threads of any game with character creation because it's always faggots posting their female characters instead of talking about video games.

>>717337101
reddit is that way

>>717337461
Wait, Reddit is disgusted by trannies too? Wtf why did no one tell me

>>717337549
reddit is the place for brown retards like you

>>717332863
>being a badass girl is pretty common fantasy
lol

>>717337875
Yeah, because 4chan is so white

>>717332630
where's the contradiction?

You're all a bunch of huge faggots

Does body just mean literal body or does it imply it puts me into the characters universe?
regardless

>>717321364
Based

Nobody, I am perfectly content with who I am and grateful for the body and life God gave me

The goat

>>717321334 (OP)
No one.
I like being myself.

>>717323548
>woman's gaming event and it was all just troons.
kek
this is a man's world

>>717338378
I'm taking this guy's body out of spite.

>>717323548 >>717338397

its speedtronning in mutterica so what else do you expect

>>717338327
Doesn't he lose his marbles by the end of the story?

I'm ready for it

>>717338518
I will pretend the shitty comic and subsequent game didn't happen

>>717332863

I mean yeah someone like Lara Croft is pretty cool but I'm not sure I would actually want to be her. It's pointless anyway fantasizing about being a female but if it's only a fantasy and just something you keep as a fetish that's okay I guess just don't try emulating it in real life

>>717323548
>>717323078
videogames?

>>717323078
That poor dog

>>717321943
You realize Cloud was tortured in a laboratory for 4 entire years and suffered irreversible psychological damage, right?
Not to mention he was hated and isolated his whole life, fled to the army at only 14, and watched his mother and hometown burn in front of him.

There are plenty of characters you can be if you just want women to have crushes on you.

>>717340250
Pretty sure you don't inherit the memories and psychological damage of people in these Freaky Friday hypotheticals

>>717321334 (OP)
>>717321695
>>717330676
>>717330759
>>717331390
Have you ever heard of the menstural cycle, you fucking freaks?

Trust me. You don't want to be a hot girl.
It''s not fun.

Becoming a hot girl is a common heterosexual male fantasy.

>>717340391
>Have you ever heard of the menstural cycle, you fucking freaks?
You mean a natural thing that billions of women all around the world get through just fine?

>>717340391
if women can handle it i won't even notice the thing

>>717340391
That's what birth control pills are for, brah. Well, that and wanton unprotected sex

>>717340556
Doesn't destroying your libido kind of defeat the purpose of being super sexy?

>>717321334 (OP)
Rover from wuwa, i want to kill waifus
Or commander from nikke. I just want to fuck blanc

>>717340606
Horniness is a state of mind. It's a matter of willpower. You can be consciously, willfully horny without being physically aroused (yet)

>>717340480
>>717340505
Being able to 'get through it' isn't the goal though.

The menstural cycle doesn't kill you, it just makes you miserable for 2 weeks of the month, and possibly more if you have high estrogen, which a lot of hot women do.

Just because women survive through their mensuration doesn't mean that it doesn't suck.

>>717340753
Then you simply don't know what you are talking about.
The female sex drive hormonally functions in a fundamentally different way.

For men, you are able to be horny whenever you want because your horomonal baseline allows for it.
Women do not work this way.

Women are only fertile for 1 small period every menstural cycle, and thus are only horny during peak fertility and slightly before it.
Obvioulsy women can and do become horny by their own thoughts and will, but it only happens during this peak fertility window.

When a woman is not fertile, she will suffer PMS in the Luteal phase and period cramps during her actual mensturation.
Being aroused at this time is extremely unlikely and difficult even if you try to force it, which you wouldn't want to do, anyway.

Men make the mistake of projecting their own sexual function onto women and assuming they work in similar ways.
Evolution proves that wrong.

>>717341290
Shut up, faggot

I would just chase other anon's all the time

I wish jannies would do their job and ban AGP threads.

>>717341290
>Women are only fertile for 1 small period every menstural cycle
Safe days are a myth.

>>717322643
I came here to post this.

>>717340434
This. Basically everyone will at some point fantasize about being young and effortlessly attractive. It's only a problem if you let it consume your life and start thinking you can somehow attain it by hacking off your dick.

>>717341403
AGP threads are /v/ culture

>>717322913
It would objectively be better to be an Asari in the Mass Effect universe even if it meant being female since you would be getting a 1000 year lifespan

>>717341781
hell yeah bro, imagine all the dick you could suck in that time (heterosexually)

>>717341623
idgi

>>717341898
"Heterosexual" doesn't really mean anything for the Asari since they're a mono-sex species.

>>717342086
yeah i'd have moon sex with one of those alien things for sure, i can see it

>>717321364
based

>>717321334 (OP)
Some sort of Space Marine or some shit

>>717342005
Some gacha comic I think. The only thing I had to hand related to vidya and swapping genders.

>>717321731
Slayer might be the best vampire life you could have

>>717321334 (OP)
I want to be Mike Haggar and fight crime with the anon who wants to be Cody and the anon who wants to be Guy.

baiken!!!

>>717344696
Fat.

>>717331845
The trick is to pick someone who deserves such punishment

>>717338327
my man
I'll probably do what he did in < 24 hours

>>717342005
Some games allow you to switch your character's sex at will.

>>717323012
>>717328580
Weren't Big Sisters just the little sisters but grow up?

>>717348714
Basically. Once the Little Sisters grew up, they went quite mental from all of the conditioning they went through and from being exposed to ADAM all their lives. Obviously the good scientists of Rapture then decided that the best solution to a bunch of feral teenage girls is to give them weapons and send them to protect new Little Sisters.

>>717321434
fuck off faith is cute

>>717321334 (OP)
Rance, of course

I would have sex with every single anon from /v/

>>717350309
No thanks.

>>717334431
I'll do my best!

>>717350364
Oh ok...
Sorry

>>717321364
good choice

>>717321334 (OP)
hes already literally me, so why not

disco time

>>717321434
She's in really good shape.

>Pick any character that has above average abilities or anything interesting about them
>Inevitably the government would track you down and kill you
You have to go so big, you literally cannot be stopped. Even with a nuclear blast.

Snufkin.

>>717321334 (OP)
>65 million years
>don't need to feed or anything
>can manipulate society to be the fuck i want (and i would inevitably make em do a 1:1 of UC gundam)
>probably can play video games with the inner core

>>717321334 (OP)
I would jerk off into the water supply and slowly mind control people into playing dead multiplayer I never got to play.

Futa Draenei.

>>717352684
>>717353170
The duality of man.

>>717353406
Not real.

>>717353468
Give Blizzard time, they've bent to every other frivolous social contract, there'll be a Draenei chick with a dick eventually.

>>717321334 (OP)
Wario

>>717334409
it's literally a google search away on multiple sites

You could steal Faith's body but you still wouldn't be able to do the shit she does, that's pure practice and skill

>>717321334 (OP)
Goku. If that doesn't count, then Mario. No wait, Luigi. Mario has beyond shit luck compared to Weegee.

I could out run it.

>>717331128
yeah but it's also life in the backseat, while men deal with everything and lead the way

you're a weak faggot

>>717331961
based

>>717331854
gay

>>717353587
I don't see any amount of time resulting in Blizzard adding cocks to a PEGI 12 game.

>>717340434
>>717341623
lmao at this insane cope

>>717321334 (OP)
AGP THREAD

>>717323029
Factually true. Stop shitting up all the boorus with your faggotry. I shouldn't have to -futa every single search.

>>717321334 (OP)
>>717330901
>>717331770
>>717331770
Kronika's Crown Shang Sung is powerfull enough to fuck around(and possibly take over) SMT Universe

Too easy

>>717355890
You want to be a pink cunt?

>>717321334 (OP)
I'd be this 40 year old Chinese woman...

I'd spend all day getting fucked by hot 20 something year old alphas I'd find at the gym...

>>717321334 (OP)
>swap bodies
>most ITT are only thinking about looks
Prototype guys seem to have it pretty good
>literally able to transform in to anyone while also having insane superpowers

>>717355595
Nah, it's a "if the tech was actually any good, 90% of the thread would use it".

>>717321334 (OP)
Pic related

>>717321334 (OP)
Scout
I will not explain

>>717352306
This or a predator

>>717356927
Fatty fat fat.

>>717321334 (OP)
Ryu. I bet izuna dropping a nigga feels like sex

>>717352306
I will never understand the motives of that guy
>WAAAHHH I have superpowers! I must have revenge! How dare they do this to me!

I'd get it if the big bad just came and slaughetered their whole extended family and dog, but no, mercer was just a guinea pig, right?

>>717357235
Mercer ingame isn't Mercer. The OG Mercer killed himself in the initial attack as a suicide bomber which created who you play - you're basically a sentient virus with the fake, incomplete memories of a sociopath who had delusions of godhood. You go down his shitlist of people who slighted him and it balloons from there because everyone is trying to kill you.

>>717357683
What about the second game protagonist? was he supposed to be just implanted memories too?
What is this, PREY?

>>717353802
Based

>>717321334 (OP)
dragon age origin something something chosen one
and cum inside morrigan

>>717357781
The second protagonist gets infected with a unique brand of the virus from Mercer, I'm pretty sure he's just a guy with the powers. I never replayed 2 though since it sucks, so I could be misremembering.

I become the world's most famous boxer.

On all level except physical, Ridley is me.

my ancestor

>>717358284
Eat a burger.

>>717332863
AGP and revisionism. Holy kek.

>>717321334 (OP)
zelda
>and you all know why

>>717322995
half of it is shitposting in spite of wifefags

>>717321364
fpbp

>>717321334 (OP)
>eat rocks
>smoke bomb flower
>roll around all day

I just want a simple life ya know?

>>717361438
forgot pic

>>717361438
You already seem pretty simple.

>>717325776
Not anon, but you can't kiss Assumi as Assumi, so the other one =)

>>717321334 (OP)
Female V who canonically has a cock

samus or dark samus
no respect for the coomers, i want super powers

>>717331845
Imagine Bayonetta stuck in a fat neckbeard loser body

>>717362801
>swapping bodies with someone destined to die
Are you retarded

>>717332546
>Anon uses his wish to become cosmic jannny
>Immediately has his powers taken away for enforcing his autistic personal views instead of autistic cosmic law

>>717321334 (OP)
YWNBAW

>>717363116
He's just changing one fried brain for another.

>>717363116
It will be a kino death instead.

>>717321334 (OP)
Bayoslutta is a dollar store knock off of DMC, which is superior in every conceivable way

>>717363763
You're that desperate to be raped?

Become 2B and just do Onlyfans, spend the other 23 hours gaming and getting fat.

>>717365410
>getting fat
She's a robot.

>>717321943
and the bonus of being cheated on by tifa