>>720006167
>but how the fuck did we get a generation where all 3 consoles were amazing
because the dreamcast, ps2, and xbox were all loved and have wonderful libraries filled with tons of amazing games

the shitcube will always be remembered as a barebones, lacking, and disgraceful downgrade from the n64 in every way imaginable and a stain on nintendo’s history of excellent game systems. corner cut slop that couldnt even use full sized discs, dogshit controller lacking basic thing like a second Z button, clickable sticks, and a functional d pad, practically 0 online support, no cd/dvd playback, awful third party support, and nearly every Nintendo IP hit its lowest point on the shitcube (sunshine, wind waker, shartfox adventures, etc all terrible rushed games)z no matter how many cubie zoomers try to hype this trash up, it will always be the worst consumer electronic ever made

>>719749439
wouldn't be surprised

there's a reason why the couple dozen retards that have nostalgia over the shitcube all look like pic related...

>>719659507
>>719659386
>>719658524
>purple box design explicitly to attract LGBT audiences
>smelee troons
>cosmo wright
>started the faggy t(r)oon link shit when everyone was expecting the style of oot to be expanded on
>Eric
>Paper Mario TTYD has the first tranny in any game, ever
kek you faggots are delusional, trannies and degenerates love the shitcube. massive cubie cope itt

>>719068703
>dogshit controller missing a second Z button, select button, clickable sticks, and has the worst D-pad known to mankind. it's literally only good for smelee
>no Bully
>no DMC
>no GTA
>no Burnout 3
>no Twistanity
>Budokai capped at 30fps
>no Budokai Tenkaichi
>Wrath of Cortex capped at 30fps
>no Silent Hill
>can't play N64 games like the PS2 can play PS1 games
>can't use N64 controllers like the PS2 can use PS1 controllers
>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
>no Manhunt
>no Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks
>component cables only sold through select online retailers
>no SSX 1 or Timesplitters 1
>SSX tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the controller is missing 4 top buttons. Just 1 example of the hundreds of games that had their control scheme either gutted or neutered on the shitcube because of the lackluster controller
>can't play DVDs or CDs like PS2 and Xbox
>PS2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
>no Final Fantasy
>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot
>half the first party games released by Nintendo are shovelware minigame compilations released under the Mario Party label

>>718982413
>dogshit controller missing a second Z button, a select button, clickable sticks, and has the worst D-pad known to mankind. it's literally only good for smelee
>no Bully
>no Twistanity
>Budokai capped at 30fps
>no Budokai Tenkaichi
>Wrath of Cortex capped at 30fps
>no Silent Hill
>no DMC
>no GTA
>no Burnout 3
>can't play N64 games like the PS2 can play PS1 games
>can't use N64 controllers like the PS2 can use PS1 controllers
>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
>no Manhunt
>no Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks
>component cables only sold through select online retailers
>no SSX 1 or Timesplitters 1
>SSX tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the controller is missing 4 top buttons. Just 1 example of the hundreds of games that had their control scheme either gutted or neutered on the shitcube because of the terrible controller
>can't play DVDs or CDs like PS2 and Xbox
>PS2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
>no Final Fantasy
>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot
>worst 3D Mario
>worst Mario Kart
>Paper Mario TTYD has the first tranny character in gaming, and is a straight downgrade in almost every category besides combat systems, which gets overshadowed by how worse the party member movesets are than its predecessor
>worst Mario Tennis and 2nd worst Mario Golf
>worst 3D Zelda (wind waker)
>worst 2D Zelda (FSA)
>turns Metroid into an FPS with awful shooting mechanics even for the time and only is good when viewed as a platformer
>only has a dogshit remake of MGS that looks worse than MGS2 despite coming out after MGS2
>two of the 3 new first party IP's it introduces, Battalion Wars and Chibi Robo, suck (though the former redeems itself with its Wii sequel
>its best game first party game, F-Zero GX, had its development outsourced to Sega because Nintendo was too busy shitting the bed that gen
You're not wrong, cubies are retards

>>718979794
>cubies and cubesnoys
lmao no

>>11972863
why was the gamecube like this?

>>718893201
>dogshit controller missing a second Z button, a select button, clickable sticks, and has the worst D-pad known to mankind. it's literally only good for smelee
>no Bully
>no Twistanity
>Budokai capped at 30fps
>no Budokai Tenkaichi
>Wrath of Cortex capped at 30fps
>no Silent Hill
>no DMC
>no GTA
>only has a dogshit remake of MGS that looks worse than MGS2 despite coming out after MGS2
>worst 3D Mario
>most forgotten Mario Kart
>Paper Mario Thousand Year Door has the first tranny in gaming
>half the first party Nintendo games released are copy and pasted party game shovelware compilations
>no Burnout 3
>can't play N64 games like the PS2 can play PS1 games
>can't use N64 controllers like the PS2 can use PS1 controllers
>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
>no Manhunt
>no Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks
>component cables only sold through select online retailers
>no SSX 1 or Timesplitters 1
>SSX tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the controller is missing 4 top buttons. Just 1 example of the hundreds of games that had their control scheme either gutted or neutered on the shitcube because of the terrible controller
>can't play DVDs or CDs like PS2 and Xbox
>PS2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
>no Final Fantasy
>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot
Cubies trying to shoehorn the shitcube in with the golden age will never not be funny. It's the first times the cracks were starting to show with how utterly lazy, barebones, and lacking it was in both features and software to play

>>718820657
>dogshit controller missing a second Z button, a select button, clickable sticks, and has the worst D-pad known to mankind. it's literally only good for smelee
>no Bully
>no Twistanity
>Budokai capped at 30fps
>no Budokai Tenkaichi
>Wrath of Cortex capped at 30fps
>no Silent Hill
>no DMC
>no GTA
>only has a dogshit remake of MGS that looks worse than MGS2 despite coming out after MGS2
>worst 3D Mario
>most forgotten Mario Kart
>Paper Mario Thousand Year Door has the first tranny in gaming
>half the first party Nintendo games released are copy and pasted party game shovelware compilations
>no Burnout 3
>can't play N64 games like the PS2 can play PS1 games
>can't use N64 controllers like the PS2 can use PS1 controllers
>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
>no Manhunt
>no Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks
>component cables only sold through select online retailers
>no SSX 1 or Timesplitters 1
>SSX tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the controller is missing 4 top buttons. Just 1 example of the hundreds of games that had their control scheme either gutted or neutered on the shitcube because of the terrible controller
>can't play DVDs or CDs like PS2 and Xbox
>PS2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
>no Final Fantasy
>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot
What is there to misunderstand with the shitcube? No games, awful controller, no features, overpriced cables, tranny fanbase

pic related contains every cubie that exists. remember that next time they start coping over dvd players or shilling dogshit like shitshine

>dogshit controller missing a second Z button, a select button, clickable sticks, and has the worst D-pad known to mankind. it's literally only good for smelee
>no Bully
>no Twistanity
>Budokai capped at 30fps
>no Budokai Tenkaichi
>Wrath of Cortex capped at 30fps
>no Silent Hill
>no DMC
>no GTA
>only has a dogshit remake of MGS that looks worse than MGS2 despite coming out after MGS2
>worst 3D Mario
>most forgotten Mario Kart
>Paper Mario Thousand Year Door has the first tranny in gaming
>half the first party Nintendo games released are copy and pasted party game shovelware comilations
>no Burnout 3
>can't play N64 games like the PS2 can play PS1 games
>can't use N64 controllers like the PS2 can use PS1 controllers
>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
>no Manhunt
>no Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks
>component cables only sold through select online retailers
>no SSX 1 or Timesplitters 1
>SSX tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the controller is missing 4 top buttons. Just 1 example of the hundreds of games that had their control scheme either gutted or neutered on the shitcube because of the terrible controller
>can't play DVDs or CDs like PS2 and Xbox
>PS2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
>no Final Fantasy
>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot
These are the kinds of people making these threads btw. Cubies are so asshurt their shitcube got anally gangraped by the PS2, they try to pretend it only beat their little faggy estrogenbox because of the DVD player lmfao. You don't even like the shitcube, your best memory of it is getting molested in the bathroom at a smelee tournament by an obese Mexican who placed top 16

>>718450021
This man could easily slaughter dozens of weak effeminate sissy shitcube-loving cubies with just the palm of his hand.

Not just the games (((the feeling)))

Sitting next to someone, both holding controllers, talking trash, laughing, competing, or teaming up. That energy.

It’s different.

How did the gamecube shitted and flopped when 95% of LGBT gamers claim it as their favorite gaming machine?

>>717323078
Is that the after-party of that woman's gaming event and it was all just troons.

Did Plup make the right decision to ditch Melee for RoA?

test

So Peach is the reason all nintentroons became trannies?

>>714035980
>Super Smash Bros Melee is the most played game of the 2000s this decade
*by trannies

>>713668585
now his only way out of cancellation is to become trans

>>713286168
based

>>11813021
This clearly an image made by a Nintendo fanboy

How is Smash melee still a thing?
Shouldn't it just slowly fizzled out as people got older? Everybody who played it on gamecube is now in their 30s and 40s.

>>712382369
Looking at sexy girls is proven to raise your test levels. The most emasculated are those that play kiddy nintroondo games or western games with ugly women.