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Anonymous No.718820459 >>718820657 >>718820905 >>718821214 >>718821498 >>718821645 >>718821994 >>718822013 >>718825028 >>718825215 >>718825489 >>718826468 >>718828970 >>718829138 >>718829567 >>718830793 >>718832462 >>718833130 >>718834186 >>718834247 >>718834573 >>718837664 >>718839490
Has there ever been a more misunderstood console?
Anonymous No.718820546 >>718841320
Virtual Boy
N-Gage
Anonymous No.718820657 >>718825073 >>718825886 >>718833639 >>718834269
>>718820459 (OP)
GameCube was more misunderstood
Anonymous No.718820758 >>718820859 >>718821017 >>718824976 >>718825368 >>718825424 >>718825953
Oh I guess I just misunderstood how impractical and uncomfortable and ugly the gamepad was
Anonymous No.718820801 >>718821417
It would be my favorite game console if it had fortnite but it did not. My favorite game on it was minecraft and also smash bros. It was a lot of fun when my brother wasnt spawning zombies to scare me.
Anonymous No.718820834
Dreamcast and sega 32x and Saturn
Anonymous No.718820859
@>>718820758
What console do you play on? I think your console is ugly
Anonymous No.718820905 >>718821047
>>718820459 (OP)
I never see anyone talk about the asymmetrical multiplayer gameplay it offered that no other console ever has or ever will do the same.
Having very few games developed specifically for it + tendies having no friends to play with didn't help at all.

First console to come with a HDMI cable included btw
Anonymous No.718820971 >>718821092 >>718821240 >>718821594
No
No one even knew the Wii U was a console and not a Wii add-on
Anonymous No.718821017 >>718821921 >>718824976
>>718820758
>impractical
no
>uncomfortable
no
>ugly
yeah

It's not a tablet. It's a controller with a screen.
Anonymous No.718821047 >>718821197
>>718820905
The asymmetrical multiplayer was dope
My family still makes me break out the Wii U to play Sketch on Game & Wario during gatherings
Affordable Space Adventures was another good one, fond memories of playing through that with a pal
Anonymous No.718821062 >>718821594
@718820971
I had a wii u it was a good console. The wii is overrated.
Anonymous No.718821092
>>718820971
The ps4 being so close in price killed it too. Normies saw an expensive tablet for the wii or just spend $50 more and get a ps4.
Anonymous No.718821197
>>718821047
I'll have to check them out. I still bust mine out just for nintendo land.
Anonymous No.718821214 >>718826087
>>718820459 (OP)
Second Screen gameplay was such an useless feature that nobody even remembers it was also available on other consoles.
There's a few PS4 and even PS3 games that let you use a PS Vita as a second screen, while the Xbox 360 and One had SmartGlass that let you use any tablet computer with the SmartGlass app for both remote play and second screen experiences.
Anonymous No.718821240
>>718820971
Naming it Wii (with U added) again because Reggie & Iwata probably thought they could sell it on brand name recognition alone was probably one of the worst decisions.
Also the bad ads didn't help
Anonymous No.718821417
>>718820801
Bruh, it didnt have fall guys. I love nintendo but like what, when i found that out for real cried
Anonymous No.718821498 >>718821783
>>718820459 (OP)
the rare time nintendo accidentally let a bad R&D project into the consumer space because they were high and delusional on Wii sales
Anonymous No.718821594 >>718821723
>>718821062
Fix'd ur reply >>718820971
I have my well used Wii U next to me since I'd occasionally play the first Splatoon, though obviously I can't really anymore. It's just a fact that the marketing was bad and ended up misunderstood in the literal sense.
Anonymous No.718821645
>>718820459 (OP)
>misunderstood
I mean yeah. The marketing was so bad that everyone just thought it was a Wii accessory and nobody fuckin bought it lmao.
Anonymous No.718821723
>>718821594
>though obviously I can't really anymore.
If you haven't heard of Pretendo, look into it
You can still play the OG Splatoon online with their server
Anonymous No.718821783 >>718824687 >>718833130
>>718821498
i mean on paper the wiimote was a bad idea. who the fuck was going to switch from a normal controller to that shit? yet it managed to work. if you did that now you'd be laughed at.
Anonymous No.718821921
>>718821017
We can split the difference on "uncomfortable", but that shit was definitely impractical. It was mandatory to turn on the console, so you can't use a regular controller from the start. If it breaks or gets damaged, your wiiu is locked. It needed its own brick charger. It's way bigger than a Switch for no reason. And games barely used its gimmick.
Anonymous No.718821994
>>718820459 (OP)
>the general audience didnt understand it
>nintendo themselves didnt even understand it
mmm maybe the closest thing is the dreamcast?
Anonymous No.718822013 >>718823340
>>718820459 (OP)
>With the Wii U, your family members can now use the TV while you still get to play your game on a dusty 480p screen in your lap
THIS APPEALS TO FUCKING NOBODY. MOST PEOPLE WOULD JUST RATHER PLAY AT A DIFFERENT TIME.

Nintendo Land was goated tho
elmo peligro austin schumacher won argument No.718822043
it's the most successful videogame console ever literally with it Nintendo invented the pc
Anonymous No.718822135 >>718825142
I read the entirety of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure on the Wii U gamepad, as well as watched a ton of anime
The internet browser was underrated. Just remember to put the curtains on when you're looking at something naughty!
Anonymous No.718823340 >>718824313
>>718822013
I just played on my ds/3ds at those times and i was the target age
Sure if i had a wii u i would have done it
Anonymous No.718824313 >>718824803 >>718833130
>>718823340
>if i had one
This was the gimmick. The reason you didnt have one, is because that is one of the few incentives to get a wii u. The gimmick is just bafflingly ill conceived

They went from we are revolutionizing consoles with a whole new type of control scheme for the first time ever basically and jumping something way more immersive, to... heres a screen in your hands isnt that neat you can uh you can... idk its sort of like the drawing tablet for drawn to life you guys liked that right?

I mean the wii has a crock of shit gimmick in hindsight and gimmicks are just bad to begin with -- instead of forcing games to be designed around consoles the consoles should be designed to be as suitable to as many good games as they can

But the wiis gimmick made sense at the time on paper at least
Anonymous No.718824687
>>718821783
its a mouse alternative. not a bad idea at all
Anonymous No.718824803
>>718824313
Yeah i mean i got a 360 slim in 2012 and the wii u was the same level hardware but with less third party support and a lot of 360 games were already cheap used
Anonymous No.718824976
>>718820758
>>718821017
>Ugly

The black version is one of the slickest consoles ever made. I don't think anything will ever top the Dreamcast.
Anonymous No.718825028
>>718820459 (OP)
i don't know why it existed
or who bought it
but it was a thing
Anonymous No.718825073
>>718820657
This is the only possible answer. Both phenomenal consoles that retarded faggots ridiculed for no reason.
Anonymous No.718825096 >>718825373
>be me
>Switch is out in 2017 but I don't want to get one just yet
>Get the Wii U
>Plug the console to power and THATS it
>Not connected to the TV or Ethernet or anything, just console to wall power
Laying down on my couch, feet up, just enjoying Wii U games on the little gamepad screen

It was actually really cool. You just go into a room and plug it in and leave it alone and you play on the gamepad anywhere you want. And it wasn't 3DS graphics, it was full on console graphics in your hand.
Anonymous No.718825142 >>718830837
>>718822135
I STILL use the Wii U internet browser to watch stuff. Usendmii is fucking amazing. I watched all of Columbo through it. And youtube still fucking works, amazingly.
Anonymous No.718825215 >>718825316
>>718820459 (OP)
Cool controller! What can it do?
Anonymous No.718825316
>>718825215
play new super mario brothers semi portably
Anonymous No.718825368
>>718820758
This. They made that thing fucking huge like it's for Andre the Giant, but then gave it the tiniest pissbaby grips like it's a fisher price toy. The pitiful wireless range and 2 and a half hour battery life (that needed an entire power cord with a fat brick to charge it, by the way) didn't help things either. And Nintendo never made revisions or replacements gamepads either. Biggest piece of shit controller ever made, I hated that fucking thing and I'm glad it's gone.
Anonymous No.718825373
>>718825096
It did the hybrid console thing way better than the switch. You don't realize how good it is until you find out that the gamepad's also a TV remote, so you can turn on and off your TV, change channels, adjust the volume, all by pressing one button on the gamepad. I never swap between handheld and console modes with the switch because it's such a fucking hassle to have to get up and put it into the dock and turn on the TV and yadda yadda. With the wii u, it's seamless.
Anonymous No.718825424
>>718820758
Its way more comfortable than the switch
Anonymous No.718825489 >>718825698
>>718820459 (OP)
Should I crack mine?
Anonymous No.718825698 >>718825981
>>718825489
That depends. Do you want free games?
Anonymous No.718825886 >>718830296 >>718830365
>>718820657
>dogshit controller missing a second Z button, a select button, clickable sticks, and has the worst D-pad known to mankind. it's literally only good for smelee
>no Bully
>no Twistanity
>Budokai capped at 30fps
>no Budokai Tenkaichi
>Wrath of Cortex capped at 30fps
>no Silent Hill
>no DMC
>no GTA
>only has a dogshit remake of MGS that looks worse than MGS2 despite coming out after MGS2
>worst 3D Mario
>most forgotten Mario Kart
>Paper Mario Thousand Year Door has the first tranny in gaming
>half the first party Nintendo games released are copy and pasted party game shovelware compilations
>no Burnout 3
>can't play N64 games like the PS2 can play PS1 games
>can't use N64 controllers like the PS2 can use PS1 controllers
>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
>no Manhunt
>no Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks
>component cables only sold through select online retailers
>no SSX 1 or Timesplitters 1
>SSX tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the controller is missing 4 top buttons. Just 1 example of the hundreds of games that had their control scheme either gutted or neutered on the shitcube because of the terrible controller
>can't play DVDs or CDs like PS2 and Xbox
>PS2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
>no Final Fantasy
>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot
What is there to misunderstand with the shitcube? No games, awful controller, no features, overpriced cables, tranny fanbase
Anonymous No.718825953
>>718820758
And the very small battery for the Gamepad.
Wifi 5GHz in DFS channels for video streaming to the screen. A headache if you live near of an Airport
Small storage.
No HD ports of 3DS games to Wii-U / Crossplay with 3DS
Anonymous No.718825981
>>718825698
yeah. up to what gen can it emulate? for reference I cracked my 3ds, so it’ll be like that but I can play snes roms on my tv and the gamepad?
Anonymous No.718826087 >>718826575 >>718833817
>>718821214
>remembers it was also available on other consoles
No it wasn't.
Anonymous No.718826468
>>718820459 (OP)
Switch 2
Anonymous No.718826575
>>718826087
proving their point
Anonymous No.718828970
>>718820459 (OP)
Steam Deck is for pre 2020 backlogs and light, short games.
Anonymous No.718829138
>>718820459 (OP)
I understand that it was a miss alright
Anonymous No.718829396 >>718829436 >>718830321
The Wii U and 3DS is what brought me back to console gaming after the skippable shit that was 7th gen consoles. MK8, 3U & Splatoon were the most fun you could have online with a console.
Anonymous No.718829436 >>718829543
>>718829396
you sound fat af
Anonymous No.718829543 >>718830023 >>718830321
>>718829436
I've never been fat in my life.
Anonymous No.718829567
>>718820459 (OP)
It wasn't misunderstood, it was lazy and bad. Nintendo slept on their Wii bucks until tablets and phones cannibalized their blue ocean market and they went "oh fuck quickly release a shitty tablet".

The Yakuza caused Iwata's cancer due to his failures with both the 3DS and Wii U. Both were half-hearted attempts at continuing the success of their predecessors, the former of which only turned around because the Vita was dead.
Anonymous No.718829639
I actually enjoyed the WIIU. If only the gamepad screen wasn't so dog shit, it could have been a nice handheld
Anonymous No.718829853
If the Wii U was a flop then how come Nintendo could afford free internet play for it but on the super popular Switch you need to pay not only for the game but also pay again if you want to play it online??? How does that make any sense???
Anonymous No.718830023 >>718830224
>>718829543
you sound like someone who's tried to suck his own dick multiple times
Anonymous No.718830097
>misunderstood
you mean misguided.
it appealed to no one
the controller is uncomfortable, the range is pathetic, and yet the gimmick is underutilized
Anonymous No.718830224 >>718830321
>>718830023
Guilty as charged.
Anonymous No.718830296 >>718830321 >>718830365
>>718825886
>draconian DRM through little gay discs
You're complaining that gamecube disks couldn't run on other consoles or what?
Anonymous No.718830321 >>718830438
>>718829396
>>718829543
>>718830224
>>718830296
go back to sucking dicks on reddit
Anonymous No.718830365
>>718825886
>>718830296
Oh I've now actually read through the rest of your post and you're actually just retarded or baiting, my bad. Earned your (You) from me.
Anonymous No.718830438
>>718830321
>"there can't possibly be more than one frogposter in this thread"
lmao@u
Anonymous No.718830793
>>718820459 (OP)
>nintendo tried to pass off a tablet add-on as a new console
brazenly shameless
Anonymous No.718830837
>>718825142
it won't because the web will only get more and more bloated
Anonymous No.718832462 >>718833130
>>718820459 (OP)
I kinda wish Nintendo would try it again.
The Switch 2 is peak held back by the fact that its a handheld with glorified HDMI out, not a home console.
I'd rather them get the power back into it and proper physical media with discs and a home console, then sell an optional device like the PS Portal but better so you can still enjoy it as a handheld in bed or on the couch while you're watching something on your TV/a family member is using it.
Anonymous No.718833130
>>718820459 (OP)
No, they made nearly every wrong decision.
>Bad marketing
>Going back to dual analog
>Going back to single body controllers
>Pointless touchscreen
>Face buttons all the same size in a gay, conformist diamond
>>718821783
On paper it was an excellent idea, it was just let down by its half-baked state on release and the console practice of not letting you rebind your controls. The marketing giving everyone under 80 IQ the impression that it was all about 1:1 mimicking real movements didn't help.
>normal controller to that shit? yet it managed to work. if you did that now you'd be laughed at.
People are morons, the current controllers all suck ass.
>>718824313
>I mean the wii has a crock of shit gimmick in hindsight and gimmicks are just bad to begin with -- instead of forcing games to be designed around consoles the consoles should be designed to be as suitable to as many good games as they can
Dual analog is a gimmick that needs to be replaced with something else, it is unsuitable to almost every game. If they were concerned with no using gimmicks, then they would just let you play on mouse and keyboard. The Wii's gimmick was already demonstrating massive utility by being suited to playing fun games properly, instead of needing to boil everything down until you can play normal PC games, but with simplified gameplay and aim assist.
>>718832462
Physical media is a meme and so are home consoles.
Just download cracked or DRM-less games on your PC, don't be a speculative hoarder convinced that his sloppy seconds are going to be worth their weight in gold.
There is no point to them trying again and "getting it right", because "getting it right" entails not trying at all.
Anonymous No.718833639
>>718820657
This.
The paradigm of having one big button is king, not all this faffing about with equally sized buttons.
From a game design perspective you can simply assign the action that yields the most possible fun and idle entertainment to the big button, if there is no fun action to assign to the big button, then that means that your game is bland and uninteresting, so go back to the drawing board until you have something to put on the big button.
It is the simplest and most easy to understand paradigm in the world, but it was discarded almost immediately in favor of making everything (Dpad, right analog stick, face buttons) the same size for aesthetics.
Anonymous No.718833817
>>718826087
There wasn't a lot of games that did it as devs quickly figured out it was an awful idea, but it was certainly tried
Anonymous No.718834186
>>718820459 (OP)
I still remember crying myself to sleep at 13 because I this console is coming out and none of my family cares about video games to know that It exist, meaning I can't have one.
Anonymous No.718834247 >>718834401
>>718820459 (OP)
It was perfect until Nintendo started using it for their gimmick games.

Honestly I just want a ps portal but good.
Anonymous No.718834269
>>718820657
It was misunderstood by nintendo. Should've been $100 from the start, fucking poverty box with no gaemss
Anonymous No.718834401
>>718834247
Ask playstation to make a dedicated 2.4g wifi module that talks exclusively to the portal on the PS6
Anonymous No.718834573 >>718834819
>>718820459 (OP)
If the joysticks weren't worthless junk this would have been the NES's real competition.

Cheap. Established brand name. Cheap games. Backwards compatible with the 2600. If it just wasn't a giant, poorly engineered turd with horrible controllers.
Anonymous No.718834819 >>718835530
>>718834573
>Established brand name
That wasn't a good thing.
Atari was synonymous among consumers with the absolute trash games they released on the 2600, and the complete failure that was the 5200.
Anonymous No.718835131 >>718835398
Should I play the Wii U or GameCube version of Wind Waker?
Anonymous No.718835398
>>718835131
>should I play this game or a demake of it
Gee that's a hard question
Anonymous No.718835530
>>718834819
It didn't stop them from selling the Lynx, which was also crushed by Nintendo. And releasing more arcade games.

>the 5200
That console was well understood (to be shit).

The 7800 is mostly forgotten and it has its fair share of good games and it's a stronger console than people assume.
Anonymous No.718837664
>>718820459 (OP)
More of them now?
Anonymous No.718839490
>>718820459 (OP)
Dreamcast
Anonymous No.718841320
>>718820546
Are you trying to defend these?