Thread 717332050

>>717332050 (OP)
>t.

Thank fucking God I'm not a faggot then.

>>717332050 (OP)
have what? games? i pirated all of those.

>>717332117
>t.

Today I will remind them.

How did you spend that long playing those games? I completed each of those and got all achievements in under 100 hours.

I almost never 100% games.

>>717332327
You are a real gamer, congrats.

>>717332050 (OP)
I see only 1 good game worth playing there

>>717332050 (OP)
>cheevo-clown
>gamer

a gamer is the very last thing i want to be classified as

>>717332050 (OP)
I've never played any of those games. Are they good?

>>717332050 (OP)
Yeah I got SAM too

>>717332525
At least you want to pretend to be a real gamer, congrats.

>>717332525
I really don't get the point of this. If you don't care about achievements, why go out of your way to cheat to unlock them?

>>717332448
No
One is a bug filled shallow POS, One is literally a Movie and the Other is peak dogshit souls slop

>>717332605
>le contrarian opinion
Classic /v/

>>717332601
Just to shit on cheevo faggots

Those are good games.
Bitter vcels contrarians can seethe and shit themselves but won't change the truth.
Just because a game is liked by normie masses doesn't mean it automatically becomes bad.

>>717332601
OCD mixed with autism

>>717332638
Understandable.

>>717332050 (OP)
>game where you plays as 'V' is endlessly shat on by /v/
Can't make up.

>>717332643
All three are certifiable shit tho

>>717332657
>not actually having the OCD to actually do the achievement yourself instead of just cheating
Lame. Pass.

>Look at this photograph
it makes you laugh?

>>717332725
/v/ was always shit
t. /v/

>>717332749
Maybe you are right but if you don't have all the cheevos in these three games you are not a real gamer. Get the real gamer badge and then go off playing your "good games"

>>717332725
>endlessly shat on by /v/
surprisingly it almost completely died down when the switch port was announced

>>717332525
>tfw use this to relock cheevos I cheated for in-game
all in one unlockers get the rope

/thread

>>717332843
No real gamer would spend more than 5 bucks on any of those pieces of shit so no real gamer has them in their library yet

>>717332050 (OP)
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

>>717332920
KWAB

>>717333021
Ah so you are too poor to be a real gamer? Just save your money to get these 3 games m, get all CheeVis to get the gamer badge and then go off playing your "good games under 5 bucks". At least you know you are a real gamer while doing it.

>>717332050 (OP)
This is the equivalent of a guy claiming to be a "huge movie fan" then showing you his shelf full of Marvel movies and Star Wars.

>>717332050 (OP)
real gamers only play the most immediately available AAA blockbuster shit

>>717332749
Hipster

>>717332050 (OP)
Too many games to play to perfect them all i used to do that on ps3/ps4 but it is too tedious, It is more fun to start new games you see.

>>717332780
that's the difference between regular OCD, and autism with OCD

>>717333382
>wyn have 10 years idling in the span of two weeks

>noooo you're not a true gamer if you X
okay.
why should i give a fuck what normiecattle considers to be a gamer or not?

>>717333484
You're not a gamer. Get the cheevos, get the gamer badge and be done with it.

>>717333539
SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE HOURS
DO NOT REDEEM

Achievement hunting is digital cuckolderly and I never heard a convincing argument why doing them is anything more than pointless busywork given to you by your jewish overlord.

>>717332050 (OP)
We heard you in the last thread schizo

>>717333645
You're not a gamer

>>717332631
>can't refute

I got the Platinum on ER twice. Took about 100 hours. Fun game.
I played both CB2077 and RDR2 for about 10 hours each and I'd say they're some of the worst games I've ever played. But there's no accounting for taste. To each their own blah blah blah.
Bragging about being a "gamer" is fucking gay as fuck, by the way. Just play games you like and don't make it your identity.

>>717333764
Not a gamer

I never finished Red Dead Redemption 2.
It was an unberable slog that was always the same:
>Quest
>Lets ride
>10 minutes riding sequence with dialogues
>BAdnits show up
>ITS NEO TIME SLOW-MOTION
>10 headshots given
>Huh
>Repeat
Plus point
>You die
>You have to ride the same fucking way AGAIN

I stopped when i was on the island and sold the game. TRhank god i bought it on sale and sold it nearly for the same price again

I finished both other games. I also finished Red Dead 1

>>717333645
anything you do inside of a video game is arbitrary, whether it involves achievements or not. deciding to beat and roll the credits on a game you like is just as arbitrary as someone else deciding to get all the achievements on the same game. both are playing into the hands of their Jewish overlords in that sense.

>>717332050 (OP)
I have played none of these games and the only one I ever might is Elden Ring. Westerns and cyberpunk are both slop genres and IWN read/watch/play/etc. either.
Also
>achievements
No paypiggy, no problem.

>>717332050 (OP)
>normalfag game that was terrible at launch but bought by muh CDP cattle who thought they would get witcher 3 again, settling into buyers remorse and pretending the DLC, that was 50% the cost of the base game just to fix the game, is good when in reality it just bumped it up to boring gutterslop from broken guttertrash
>normalfag openworldslop game that is only known for wasting players time with needless padding mechanics
>normalfag game for people who missed out on the souls train when it was a niche gatekept sleeper gem, who want to pretend theyre part of the group now its well known and popular... only now the games arent even close to what the originals were doing

all I see is a faggot who wasted his time to stroke their e-cock to pretend their life has value, only to ironically pick the worst kind of games to attempt this.

>>717333926
The main missions are to bring the story forward, not to bring out the gameplay. You are supposed to have fun outside the missions and then when you had your fill, go advance the story.

>>717332050 (OP)
Tendies...

>>717333620
>>717333461
oh is this a new bug? what's going on?

>>717332050 (OP)
>cheevo fag
>rollslop fag
Can't say I want to be either

>>717334135
no it's just one dude inflating hours by skipping his PC clock in game which somehow counts the hours and also SAMming all the cheevos iirc

I've been playing games since the NES and have played about 1000 games and there isnt a single game I have played for over at most 200 hours and the vast majority would be under 50 hours. I think people who put 100s or 1000s of hours into singular games are insane.

>>717332050 (OP)
who asked?

>>717334273
Not a gamer

>>717332050 (OP)
>1300 hours in RDR2
Why?, there is nothing to do, you can squeeze maybe 200 at max

>>717334297
Not a gamer

>>717334306
ok then. I dont really identify as one anyway,

>>717334273
Yeah same. Most I've done is like 150 hours. Except for fighting games and FPS games, which don't count in my mind because they're just things you play in bursts but over a long time. They aren't singular experiences that you "finish."
Like, someone with 2,000 hours in Counter Strike or DoTA or Tekken doesn't surprise me at all, but when I see a profile with 946 hours played on Dragon Quest or something, that shit is fucking lunacy.

to be fair if you own an expensive pc and you're not like full time employed with kids you probably should use the computer to play relevant games with tens of millions of copies sold, Im sure some retard will say they play indies but they're on 4chan so they're probably lying.

I completed cp and ER but not the achievements since who gives a shit.
RDR2 I watched some youtube video complaining about its design and I had quit gtav mid way because it didnt appeal to me so now I just skip all rockstar games.

>>717334350
who the fuck are you

>>717334536
A real gamer, go get the cheevos fag

>>717332050 (OP)
you're literally not a gamer if you dont do this

>>717334571
>A real gamer, go get the cheevos fag
sorry would rather jack off to roblox characters instead.

>>717334321
luv mah sloppa
luv wasting time
simple as

>>717334571
no

>>717334207
the fuck is the point? Anyone with more than half a braincell can tell its fake

You would have to pay me to endure RDR2.

Achievement hunting has fried my brain, don't do it kids

>>717334514
>probably lying
??? Game of the year last year was Enchant Farm, year before that was Palworld and Void Stranger, year before that was Elden Ring and Astelibra. Then there is a 5+ year gap where it is just jrpg eroge made by essentially one guy.

>>717332327
I played Elden Ring for 1300 hours and I have 75% of the achievements

I only played Cyberpunk and i quit after ten hours

I have no plans to play RDR2

Only from soft games I played were Frame Gride and Bloodborne

>>717334685
well yeah DUH it's fake
but the profile with the inflated stats are still true, you can actually accomplish this. I saw the profile and I took the snapshots. They faked it. DUH. NO REFUNDS.

>>717332050 (OP)
Looks to me like a
>You're not a real cine-film if you haven't watch these
and it's all capeshit

>>717334802
no I mean whats the point of faking thousands of hours anyone can tell its fake so its not for street cred it just makes you look fucking stupid

>>717332050 (OP)
the only game i have ever 100%ed is snoot game

>>717332749
HMMM THIS POST MIGHT BE ALRIGHT

>>717334865
Even I don't know. Maybe it's autism. Maybe it's a brown people thing.

>>717334046
What dogshit design. Why would I play the missions if they have bad gameplay?

>>717332448
Elden Ring is easy contender for best game of all time but it's better to play Dark Souls first. 3 is much harder than both.

>>717334514
I know it might be shocking for faggots like you but what about playing the games you actually want to play? You know the ones that bring you actual joy instead just following the herd.
I have yet to meet a normalfag that played Elden Ring and actually enjoyed, but all of them recommend it to other retards because "you just have to play it", this looks like mental illness to me.

>>717334514
>you probably should use the computer to play relevant games with tens of millions of copies sold
Why not just play what you enjoy? What constitutes a "relevant" game is pretty broad anyway desu. Most of the big blockbuster UE games are higher in GB than hours ime, you either finish everything or get sick of it by the 70-80 hour mark and replayability is just about zero. You might as well just get 5 cheaper games for the same amount of play time and enjoy yourself more.

>>717335023
>but all of them recommend it to other retards because "you just have to play it"
I've seen this quite a bit. People who say how great ER is and its been years since it came out, but they "still haven't finished it because that one boss is SO TOUGH but it's so good I'll get around to it one day haha"
Bitch if you loved it so much you would have finished it within a month of its release or whatever.

>>717333539
lmao i don't give a fuck you dunce, why should i
you literally talk like a "you not a real man!" type of woman
well, judging by the fact that you care about some bullshit "kill 10000 boars" achievements, you might as well be a woman

>>717335023
>>717335192
you have to invest 69€ to play the popular game and then you have to invest dozens of hours to get into it, might as well finish the game at that point

you generally dont go "I dont like this game right now I shall stop playing for ever" after dumping money into it unless you got it on like 90% sale

>>717335348
>you have to
no, no i don't. and i won't. i'll play whatever the fuck i want, however the fuck i want
>but my normiecattlecore cheevos!
lmaoing @ ur life bitch, say hi to yuri for me

>>717335302
You are not a real gamer. Kill the 10000 boars or wallow forever in irrelevancy

>>717332327
I played Elden Ring and beat everything in 4 hours, you guys are just noobs!

>>717334504
My brother has 900 hours on fire emblem engage and I worry about him.

>>717335348
>you have to invest 69€ to play the popular game
Or you could invest that 69€ elsewhere, such as 5 cheaper games with the same amount of play time. You don't HAVE to play anything.
In the first place, if you're going to buy an expensive game you should be pirating it to demo it first anyway.

>>717332372
Yeah, Elden Ring

>>717333084
Glad someone said it.

>>717335627
>Open world rollslop garbage
um no sweaty

>>717332050 (OP)
All trannycore shit.

>>717332050 (OP)
imagine wasting that much time on mediocre games

>>717334504
Someone with 2000 hours in DotA instantly tells me to panic, that this person is dangerously mentally ill.

what does this say about me

>>717332050 (OP)
I'm a real gamer

>>717335834
That you own a blahaj

>>717335834
you're a cool guy, everyone loves you

>>717332050 (OP)
no interest in a shitty 'RPG' shooter or roll slop, RDR2 was kino though.

>>717335834
you go on /v/ to tell everyone how much you hate modern games because you consume nothing but garbage

>>717335903
>looks at completed achievements
>all unlocked at the same time

>>717336157
surely no one would do something like that
what would be the point, steam trading cards?

>>717336241
that's only for in game time and they randomly drop as you play or legit idle, plus you can just buy them

>>717336157
The problem with accusing people of using SAM is that you have to internally acknowledge that because SAM exists steam achievements are inherently worthless (not that they're ever not worthless I guess) because you yourself could have been using SAM.
>but I know I didn't!!!
I don't know that, and given you're throwing that accusation around I think you do now.

>>717332525
Are you serious?

>>717336157
nuh uh

>>717332601
I've had to use SAM to unlock achievements that are broken in game. EA for example recently shut down some servers and it breaks even single-player achievements.

>>717336510
>had to

>>717336510
The fuck? Had to? Autistic cheating freak

>>717334207
No, it's even sadder. They leave the game idle, either the game itself or by using a proxy like SAM or replacing the program with notepad.exe. And running multiple instances of the game adds them all up at the same time. So they keep the game, or several different games, running like that for several hours to rack up hours.

>>717334685
I think it's just so they can put the game at the top of their most played list. Who the hell knows what's going on in the mind of people who treat Steam like a social media, really. They're mentally ill.

>>717332601
It's so when you do your "review after 100%" videos you can claim a false air of authority on the game that sets you apart from other reviewers.

>>717332050 (OP)
>you are NOT le gamer if you don't have [normalfags slop]

this has to have been made by a teenager

>>717332050 (OP)
>I only play big budget slop
Absolutely normie taste.

>>717336715
>t. schizo who cheats himself and assumes other people are schizos just like them

>>717336157
>for some fucking reason I lost all of my achievements in Binding of Isaac
>lose my shit
>find out there's a way to sync them again
>but all the timestamps are the exact same
>lose my shit even more

>>717332525
Fucking based. I used this to zero out achievements in a game I couldn't refund and "permanently deleted it" from my library so I don't have to look at it.

>>717332050 (OP)
I haven't played any of that shit

>>717334321
haha

>>717332050 (OP)
boring games

>>717336715
its crazy mortshitmal gaming still has a following with his shit taste and opinions while also cheating cheevos, i guess most people just don't know.

>>717336818
is this any good? ive heard it has performance issue

>>717332050 (OP)
Sorry, I only have the shittiest of tastes

>>717336639
The only other way to get the achievements is to go back in time to when the EA servers were still up.

don't care
kill and burn all edgerunner trannys

I dont really care someone uses sam to change achievements but its just generally distressing to know some person is such a fucking schizoid that they go out of their to deceive others in this absolutely meaningless fashion

you know the moment they get access to a toddler its going to have its anal walls ruptured

>>717332050 (OP)
Thought I'd have more than that, and one of them is a movie-game too

>>717337014
>sure I can 100% in the least amount of hours im not cheating at all nosiree

>>717336913
I've had a lot of fun with it so far and will probably get at least another 10 hours out of it while I go for the endings I miss and try other weapons.
Serious performance issues though and it's got awful forced tsr/fsr/dlss capped at something like 60-70% regardless of what you move the in-game slider too. There's a patch coming next week supposedly might help but it's UE5 so I don't have much faith.

>>717337478
Which one? Ethan Carter is a walking sim with maybe 1 secret achievement, then Advance Warfare was all campaign cause the multiplayer was a separate launcher.

i only 100%ed 2 games, and that's homeworld and homeworld 2

>>717336769
It's public knowledge. Wartales and Atomic Heart both had achievements bugged at launch and impossible to get but he had all of them on both anyway.

Most of my perfect games are VNs though.

>>717332309
this went from being something absurd that everyone laughed at. to reality.

>>717332050 (OP)
I agree my fellow GAMER, I have a handful of 100% games myself. You can't call yourself a gamer without at least a couple of these.

Achievements are meaningless. Its a gimmick to trick small time thinkers into thinking they are getting more out of a game than they really are and gives them a false sense of accomplishment. Know what you got for going to extra mile in games? Cheats and fun unlockables. Not just text flashing across the screen.

>>717337987
So you're a literal cheater.

>>717337987
pretty sure most games games do a little bit of both since a lot of achievements / trophies are related to secondary missions that unlock shit or progress you in the story some way or are simply halfway achievements, such as "get 25% of the coillectibles", "get 50% of collectibles" etc etc

>>717332050 (OP)
RDR2 is a shit normie game though. Game basically plays itself and the story is so retarded you’d have to believe Avengers Endgame was peak kino to enjoy it.

>>717332848
post hand

>>717332050 (OP)
Real gamers eat shit by the truckloads.

>>717337696
google what public knowledge means

>>717337963
The spongebob game is pretty good, though

>>717338319
>widely known and accessible to the general public
Yes. If you do any kind of search related to the guy and SAM you will find people discussing it and mentioning that they've been purged from his comments and blocked for bringing it up.

>>717333998
>bought by muh CDP cattle who thought they would get witcher 3 again
They were right though, W3 was also a buggy piece of shit at launch.

>>717338417
probably because you keep spamming it regardless of any counterargument and evidence presented

>>717338512
Okay Mort, present your evidence.

>>717338642
read the discussions you mentioned, im sure you can find something

>>717338662
Real convincing

>>717332050 (OP)
Normies are free to have an opinion too.

>>717337987
using cheats is just as meaningless a grinding achievements, either way you are playing a video game

>>717332050 (OP)
Never played any of these games

I mostly play strategy games and roguelikes

>>717332050 (OP)
I haven't played any of those games.

>>717339117
>which is when I have my son
lol

>>717332050 (OP)
i stop playing games when they stop being fun

>>717337763
which ones?

>>717332050 (OP)
It's true, I just play games.

>>717335769
As someone with a little over 10k hours in Dotka, you're not wrong to be afraid of us

>>717332050 (OP)
get rekt

>shit
>shit
>no reason to 100% games

>>717332050 (OP)
I got platinum on Cyberpunk and Elden Ring, but FUCK finding every goddamn bird and whatnot in RDR2.

>>717339681
Nothing good.

is sam bannable?

>>717340227
nice, i got a lot of 100% completations from playing hiruashi. achievement farmers really need to get on this

>>717340174
RDR2 is definitely the hardest. There is also multiplayer achievements that going to be a drag to get. You should do it. Become the real gamer.

>>717332050 (OP)
>troon garbage
>normie garbage
>I own it it's kino

>>717339117
>you have no right to ask me this!
>also I played the game constantly on release and only got 4 hours of sleep while my son was just born. more on that in moment.
kek what a fucking retard

>>717332050 (OP)
2077 doesn't belong with RDR2 and Elden Ring. It's a forgettable Ubisoft tier game.

>>717332050 (OP)
I don't even think RDR2 as a video game. It leans so heavily into simulation territory that I could see an 80 year old that's never played a video game in their life messing it for hours each day to live out their wild west fantasies founded on old western movies.

>>717332050 (OP)
There are subsets of gamers, and those are normies games.

>>717340271
It's been what, 5 or 6 so years since I started using it ocasionally... so, nouu

>>717340227
Weeb/10

>>717332601
There's some games with achievements that are literally impossible to get because of either bugs or shut down online services. I get it in those cases, otherwise, yeah I don't know what's the point either.

>>717332050 (OP)
There is not a single "gamer" game there. Those are games for casuala pretending that they actually play video games. And yes, that includes Elden Ring.

>>717333998
>souls train when it was a niche gatekept sleeper gem
That stopped being true when PTD came out.

>>717332601
>I don't get why people who don't like apples buy apples
Maybe because you are a retard who is assuming random shit that isn't true?

>>717334779
Did you even try to do them? I got 39/42 in one playthrough (120 hours). The other 3 achievements are for the other endings (Elden Lord and Frenzied Flame), which I didn't bother doing.