Thread 717347237 - /v/ [Archived: 40 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:41:24 PM No.717347237
cs2
cs2
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You don't need more than this
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:58:53 PM No.717348263
>>717347237 (OP)
*robotic voice* i dont need more than this
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:04:34 PM No.717348643
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give me 1 reason to play this over quake or unreal tournament
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:05:17 PM No.717348682
>>717348643
there's more than 17 players worldwide
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:05:27 PM No.717348694
>>717347237 (OP)
I need 1.6 or Source gunplay
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:06:48 PM No.717348758
>>717347237 (OP)
>no ADS
no thanks. I've had my fill of CS with 1.6
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:06:58 PM No.717348768
>>717347237 (OP)
I need CSS actually

server browser, 64 player [No AWP/AUTO] random map rotation... home
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:07:52 PM No.717348824
>>717348758
>>no ADS
you're cooked
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:11:26 PM No.717349047
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>>717347237 (OP)
need less than that actually
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:13:36 PM No.717349178
>>717348682
i only need 17 players to have fun. try again.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:31:15 PM No.717350243
>>717347237 (OP)
It's fun, I hate the new skins though.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:34:26 PM No.717350431
>>717347237 (OP)
an operation would be nice
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:41:49 PM No.717350875
>>717347237 (OP)
Give it an anticheat that works and it would be perfect.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:12:05 PM No.717352769
>>717347237 (OP)
It plays well
Feels great
Only issue are the cheaters. It's more than in any other FPS game. It's not even funny anymore. I'm in 20K's Premier and EVERY other game there is a cheater, and a blatant one. It baffles me how Valve doesn't even try.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:26:07 PM No.717353758
>virtual stock market for thirdies
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:28:58 PM No.717353982
>>717347237 (OP)
>worst version of CS that is loaded with bad decisions, run and gun, crabwalk shooting, and easy headclicks
>hurr durr

No thanks.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:30:44 PM No.717354097
>>717347237 (OP)
why don't they make more of the guns actually viable?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:33:46 PM No.717354328
>>717354097
They all are viable not counting 2-3 SMG's.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:44:34 PM No.717355053
>>717347237 (OP)
>Need a group of people to win competitive games
>Is riddled with cheaters and rage hackers
>Source 2 is still messing basic shit like bhop (not like I can bhop but you get the point)
>All the fun modes like flying scoutsman are gone
>Left with pure esports slop, slop because Face It offers better competitive system than CS2 with their premier shit and map ranks
I mainly play CoD now because none of my friends are interested in CS2 when they played GO on a daily basis
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:07:41 PM No.717356653
>>717353982
skill issue
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:10:11 PM No.717356818
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My toaster cannot run CS2. I could run CSGO but I got left behind by Valve.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:11:40 PM No.717356929
stimulant_abuser
stimulant_abuser
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>You don't need more than this
yeah, just little bit of stimulants
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:11:55 PM No.717356952
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>>717347237 (OP)
>still no Cobblestone
>still no Danger Zone
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:12:01 PM No.717356962
>>717349178
you can play whenever you want in cs2. you can only play during very specific hours during the weekend with quake
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:15:06 PM No.717357193
>>717347237 (OP)
How do I learn to play CS?
It seems like everybody who's playing this game has been playing it for years so as someone who's never been too serious about CS I stick out like a sore thumb.

Is there a guide I can read or watch?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:16:57 PM No.717357316
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>>717356818

Unironcially, what's the difference?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:17:16 PM No.717357332
>>717357193
Jump to Valorant, CS is fruitless
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:18:05 PM No.717357390
>>717357193
Aim for the head
Never shoot and move at the same time
Learn spray patterns
Watch videos on how to play each of the maps
Play as much as possible
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:22:05 PM No.717357658
>>717352769
So I was lied when I was told
>once you get past 10k game improves
>>717357193
>How do I learn to play CS?
Just play Premier. You will get raped most games until you luck out and get good randoms. Sometimes randoms will offer to keep playing with you if the match goes right so you should find a group of retards you can tolerate in no time.
Also, don't be that retard with no mic.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:23:11 PM No.717357727
>>717347237 (OP)
actually I need them to get rid of all the cheaters first
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:27:18 PM No.717358012
>>717357193
5000 hour player here. Here's what you want to do, preferably in this order:
>aim training
There is a map that I played on literally called aim_training_csgo during GO's era that shaped me into a headshot machine for a time. I developed a routine to benchmark myself while ensuring that I also threw in occasional DM server practice. 1v1 server practice is also really good for this. If you do not have aim, you have nothing in CS. Also, not just flicks are important, it is equally important to be able to reliably trace/track player movement on your crosshair.
>learn the maps
Learn what areas of the map are good for control and what they enable you to do. On Mirage for instance, on T side palace and apartments both enable good lurk kills if you play around your opponent. Most new players I see think that those are positions that you have to rush out of to get on sites, and that's not exactly true every single round. Bottom of mid is another good lurk spot to see if someone pushes catwalk or if someone gets aggressive mid late round. Alternatively, there are some angles and peeks that will considerably help in getting entries for your team. On the same map, getting a good spawn to peek ramp with some support flashes can just outright win a round in tandem with good aim.
You'll start to see patterns across all maps, like safer areas that are meant for Ts to post up that CTs have trouble pushing into if they want control, good one and done angles for CTs, good crossfires and where to play contact and where to double up with a teammate, or angles that are designed to defend the bombsites from rotators in an afterplant.
1/2
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:35:54 PM No.717358567
>>717358012
2/2
>learn utility on maps
On lower ranks, good utility can straight up win you entire games. This is because good utility forces your opponents to play a certain way. Going back to our example of Mirage again, but this is why instantly incin-ing ramp on CT side as an A player is so good, because then you can't get race-car peeked on ramp during the first quarter of the round. You can also then chase it with a smoke to buy even more time against the enemy, in which your team can get info on the rest of the map. This sort of utility forces the opponent to not push unless they want to be at a disadvantage.
Another good one is on T side if you are lurking underpass. If you underhand a flashbang every time you run into underpass, you deny anyone pushing that on the CT side by completely blinding them, then getting a kill. A side effect of this is that you also are setting the precedent for the enemies to respect that for the rest of the game because you could just do that again, and at that point the hard counter while accomplishing the same goal would be to play anti-flash alone in underpass while pushing which is terrible since you could just then get dry peeked.
>learn how to play with teammates
While I said aim was important, I think playing with teammates is going to naturally get you more wins overall. Josh Nissan (steel) has an amazing series that, while created a decade ago at this point, is top tier for learning the terminology and the actions behind that terminology.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcRYyog5iq4h9bJNC0s3Yl9Ux4ZJvGDd
Do the other two things first a bit, then come back to this to learn the applications of those two things. I guarantee you that you will get better and the game will be much more enjoyable as a result.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:41:09 PM No.717358923
>>717358567
Also follow up to the playlist I linked: you can skip one-way smokes (they do not exist anymore) and bunny hopping (not consistent enough in CS2 to pull off).
Instead of abusing smokes like you could in the past, you still can but there's higher risk since instead of finding a good pixel to stand in where you can see the enemy but they cannot see you, you instead can nade a smoke with a HE and it will dissipate temporarily. This is really good if a teammate throws this for you and for you to get a quick unexpected entry.
Bunny hopping simply is difficult to do these days/is inconsistent but you should learn how to traverse the map better. I use Mirage in my example because it's the most played map despite it being my least favorite for the past 7 years in active duty. There are some jumps on Mirage, many around mid, that will genuinely improve how you rotate into a site or how you search for an entry at a strange off-angle, and they are worthwhile to learn how to do consistently. Another one in this manner is the de_cache middle jump, but as Cache isn't in the game yet you do not have to worry about that one right now.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:42:17 PM No.717359006
>>717347237 (OP)
No. I need VR.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:42:46 PM No.717359031
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i quit playing this shit game and my qol irl increased by a ton, and yes i live in the third world
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:46:01 PM No.717359268
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>>717348758
>tweaks youre viewmodel
pssh, nothing personnel
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:50:13 PM No.717359604
>>717347237 (OP)
last update fucked up the game, feels different
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:53:38 PM No.717359870
>>717348758
but you didnt get your fill of ADS shooters from cod1?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:05:25 PM No.717360725
>>717347237 (OP)
I'm gonna need about 2-3x the 1% LOW frames before I start taking this game remotely seriously. sometimes I use CS2 DM as a sort of aim trainer but that's it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:06:41 PM No.717360806
>>717357316
10 years of Valve getting lazier and refusing to test the game on anything except high end X3D CPUs.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:10:40 PM No.717361074
>>717357193
do not play premier. play comp. it's the real game like premier (unlike casual which is a totally different game) but it's not taken seriously so it's way less sweaty. it's basically premier without stakes. it's literally perfect. no cheaters because who cares about comp map ranks. but it has all the same rules as premier (5v5, ff on, bodyblocking, etc.). so just play that. if you start to like it maybe you watch some yt vids or something but really it doesnt matter. just play a lot of comp. admit when you don't know something like a callout. apologize if you fuck up. it's not complicated
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:13:32 PM No.717361243
>>717361074
seconded, comp is much more enjoyable. people are fucking miserable in premier
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:14:07 PM No.717361286
>>717348643
it's a completely different kind of game... if you want a slow and cerebral tactical shooter you play cs.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:14:43 PM No.717361324
>>717359031
Same, although I live in the first world and only accumulated 72 hours because my friends insisted I play with them. CS is essentially a second job you have to pay for.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:21:45 PM No.717361754
>>717352769
Trust factor issue
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:22:20 PM No.717361802
>>717354097
I regularly use 11 different guns on ct side alone, it's pretty good variety in terms of shooters
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:51:08 PM No.717363815
they need to stop quick scopes.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:54:43 PM No.717364056
This game is fucking garbage. Cheaters with ESP everywhere. Spray patterns are garbage and for midwit sois who feel self-important they learned a retarded skill. The gun sounds and fun out of this game was patched out to please esport virgins. The gun sounds are just disgusting.
You are literally a soulless husk if you enjoy this scheisse of a game. Pure corporate slop.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:56:15 PM No.717364172
>>717364056
Someone is salty about his skill issue
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:59:18 PM No.717364382
>>717364056
>bitching about spray patterns when only the top0.5% of the playerbase even bothers learning them
bruh
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:05:52 PM No.717364886
>>717364172
Bro I'd stab you in your fucking stomach talking about me having skill issues. This game is pure autistic garbage only the most soulless of people play. They can't even enjoy it, they do it out of a responsibility to perpetuate a cycle of misery.
>>717364382
If you want to get anywhere in the game, you have to learn all of its autistic skills. And yes, this is coming from someone who used to be LEM.
Everything is so autistically patched out and le balanced you will only have the most abominable cretins finding how to maximize it. It is not a game, it's just a job.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:11:15 PM No.717365352
>>717364886
>And yes, this is coming from someone who used to be LEM.
LEM is achievable literally just with decent aim. no, not spray control just clicking heads
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:22:22 PM No.717366197
>>717347237 (OP)
It's full of Russians
Replies: >>717366472
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:24:20 PM No.717366370
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>>717348643
Because collecting armor power ups and throwing rockets down empty hallways gets a bit boring after 20 years. But you don't play any of these games, so why even ask?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:25:41 PM No.717366472
>>717366197
CS has regional matchmaking. This is a yuropoor problem. US servers are fun because spics can't play CS.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:29:13 PM No.717366768
>>717366472
They're busy getting laid
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:29:26 PM No.717366793
>>717366472
I'm from Serbia and I only get paired with Russians and Arabs. Why can't I get paired with Danes or the French or the Dutch or Englishmen? Most Russians and Arabs don't have functional English and there's always a kid shouting "nigga nigga nigga" without reason.
Replies: >>717366987
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:30:25 PM No.717366869
>>717366768
They're busy playing CoD/Halo and pretending to play fighting games.
Replies: >>717366987
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:31:53 PM No.717366987
>>717366793
These are your people you're talking shit about, be nice.
>>717366869
They're busy fucking your mom
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:32:10 PM No.717367005
>>717364886
Yes yes millions of people are autistic and you're the sane one here. God why is every FPS fag a helpless narcissist?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:34:38 PM No.717367173
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>>717347237 (OP)
>Still crashes randomly for no fucking reason on my i7 and a 4020
>still full of cheating faggots
>they won't bring back gun game or the other modes
>nothing but weapon cases and the same maps
It's fucking boring
Replies: >>717368229
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:35:36 PM No.717367265
>>717367005
Millions of retards can lose to just 1 genius.
Replies: >>717367460
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:36:16 PM No.717367314
>>717366370
i literally play them daily, alongside halo 2, cod:mw, and battlefield 2
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:37:14 PM No.717367396
>717364056
>ESP
it's called using your ears and having basic gamesense. so much of cs is about hearing and predicting enemy placement/movement based on sound. the guy doesn't know you're there because of hacks. he knows you're there because you used the shift key a little to late and he heard half of a step and he knows the layout of the map and so which angle you are going to be vulnerable from.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:37:39 PM No.717367423
>>717347237 (OP)
I just play source with bots these days. Comfy af
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:38:06 PM No.717367460
>>717367265
Bro is living in a movie
Get out of your head, you're not as good as you think you're. You used to be LEM back in 2014 so instead of self reflection you blamed the game and everyone involved with it.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:42:01 PM No.717367749
>>717367396
Nigger, cheating in CSGO is extremely easy. 80% of the userbase is cheating. This is why the most autistic cretin sweats play on Faceit today.
The only part I could still enjoy about the game if it wasn't for its terrible gun sounds would be Zombie escape.
>>717367460
The game is shit, that's a fact. I think people only really play it now to use their little skins, otherwise they would plummet in value.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:44:56 PM No.717367974
>>717367749
Play COD then, it's more up your speed. Talking about useless shit like gun sounds
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:46:17 PM No.717368089
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>>717367749
>80% of the userbase is cheating
Why can I win while not cheating then? Am I a god? Like if 80% of the userbase is cheating, statistically, how can I clutch out a 1v4?
Replies: >>717368301
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:48:09 PM No.717368229
>>717367173
>4020
A what now
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:48:14 PM No.717368237
>>717367974
CoD has too many buttons. I'm not trying to sprint, run, walk, crouch-walk, crawl, jump/dive. I prefer Quake's movement.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:48:55 PM No.717368281
I have a 2GB graphics card and this game runs like donkey shit even when I lower the resolution to 1024x768. What the shib? GTA V and Skyrim run fine.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:49:06 PM No.717368301
>>717367974
I moved to Insurgency and Squad, much more enjoyable. The bullets actually go where I want them to, not like the garbage desync jank of valve.
>>717368089
>Why can I win while not cheating then?
You don't, Karl
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:49:30 PM No.717368330
>>717368237
>I prefer Quake's movement.
Post literally 5 seconds of you playing Quake. Takes literally a minute of your time to record with obs.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:50:31 PM No.717368417
>>717368281
This post isn't real right
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:55:07 PM No.717368745
>>717347237 (OP)
i dont need this at all
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:55:34 PM No.717368783
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>No ADS
>Ugly colorful cartoony graphics
>Autistic asian and european fanbase
>People only play one map
>No weapon configuration

Gee, why would I want ot play that e-sports crap? There's Rainbow Six Siege which is far superior.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:56:50 PM No.717368885
>>717368281
These are the people ruining /v/.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:57:30 PM No.717368918
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>>717368330
I won't do that, but I've been playing Quake Live since it was a browser-based game. I remember when they started inserting ads in the billboards in maps. That was funny. I was tier 3 and my favorite mode is instagib and my least favorite is freeze tag.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:59:52 PM No.717369104
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>>717368918
>I won't do that
No fag, I think you really need to do that. I think you can't even bhop.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:08:02 PM No.717369743
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>>717369104
I think you should be nicer to people. Being negative will have an impact on your own mental & physical health. Please take care of yourself, Anonymous. Know that you are loved by someone and that they would be hurt to see you acting so recklessly with your own well-being.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:23:41 PM No.717370832
i need func_vehicle and meme maps to enjoy counter strike