Thread 717349301

Why is the blandest girl the most popular?

>>717349301 (OP)
For re-ACK!!!

she's cute and good in-game

>>717349301 (OP)
she has a fat ass

>>717349301 (OP)
She's not the blandest girl, that's just something midwits repeat

>>717351690
who is the blandest girl then

>>717351918
Inferior Maya and Inferior Yukiko

>>717349301 (OP)
She casts a really broad net, which means her character has the depth of a pot hole but casuals can latch onto one aspect of her character they like and lie to themselves that she's better than she actually is.

>>717349301 (OP)
Because people are afraid of judgment and are afraid of having unique tastes of their own, or any preference that they know would catch flack from others.

They also prefer to be the ones constantly attacking and flinging shit on others.

A lot of fanbases have a character like this, you'll notice. Not always a necessarily character who is "bland" but usually for insecure people who cave in to pressure easily and like something just because they were told to and are deathly afraid of going against the grain because of how it might make them look.

>>717350063
Shes trash actually and has the worst ultimate ann is the best in game.

>>717352338
Yes anon, Makotofags are the sheep, not you who determines who you like based on who is and isn't popular.

>>717352208
I mean, it's not like the game offers you any choice though. Atlus's favoritism isn't a secret.

DON'T YOU LIKE MAKOTO? ISN'T SHE THE BEST??? YOU SHOULD LOVE MAKOTO AND HATE ALL OF THE OTHER CHARACTERS just over and over and over the writers bash you over the head with it.

The game literally tells you she has to be your favorite or fucking else you're an evil person who will go to hell for not having Makoto as your favorite.

All the Persona fans who were teenagers for P3 and in college for P4 didn't choose Makoto... we chose the girl we identified with the most

there are no decent girls in persona 5. i'd rather just hang out with ryuji and morgana

>>717352438
The difference is that it's not "me=best" like how you function. What I'm saying is that I respect people who have a variety of preferences. That is the total opposite of what Makoto fans are.

Makoto fans are totally black and white. They do not allow differing tastes. They do not accept variety. They do not allow anyone to have a favorite that isn't Makoto

>>717352476
Haru is the only person who can't even speak to you when you reject her due to it being so hard on her. Makoto barely makes a pass at you and you have to ignore her autism and take it for all it was worth.

>>717352539
No, I went with Makoto. And actually Chihaya was my favorite of the older girls.

>>717349301 (OP)
>fat ass
>tomboy
>older than you, which makes it "okay"
She's the "safe" romance option.

Ass

>>717350601
>>717352768
>>717354112
None of them have any ass besides Futaba.

>>717349301 (OP)
She gets the most focus in the plot and is treated like the "main" girl in vanilla at least.

>>717352768
Also the "hyper competent well put together student council president" type meaning she'll master any task instantly by anime logic and be a great cook.

>>717350601
this
mmmm

>>717354614
why is atlus like that

The segment in the game where she follows you around the overworld trying to be inconspicuous is 10/10 ludokino

She is quite literally the best. She is the smartest, she is the prettiest, and she even looked out for that slut who insulted her. Not because she benefited from it, no because she has a heart of gold. I won't let you take that from her.

She (makoto!) is my wife. My life. My Queen!

>>717354614
it's honestly kinda funny how every other piece of media, both official and fan-made, have a general idea of what curves and sizes the characters should have, and then atlus just goes "haha stick" when they make the models

>>717349301 (OP)
The other characters and the game itself suck up to her and dont show her in a bad light or let her be wrong. She's treated as the main girl solving everything. Even her social link and showtimes are about much better she is, and people just go with what they're told.

>>717349301 (OP)
And the best girl is least popular, it's a tragedy really.

>>717349301 (OP)
butt stuff

>>717349301 (OP)
She's an autistic retard who seems attainable. It's easy for a Fatlus to imagine a scenario where they could trick her into being their gf, whereas they wouldn't ever have the confidence to even speak to a woman like Lady Ann.

>>717355713
shut the fuck up cat, you aren't fooling anybody.

>>717349301 (OP)
Because she got that grippy

>>717355593
She killed Caroline therefore I hate her

>>717349301 (OP)
because she's the best girl and you're the faggot with shit burger taste to think she's bland.

>>717351918
the teacher and the doctor.

>>717356218
bait used to be believable

>>717355593
where is Caroline in this picture?

>>717352476
don't know which game you watched that made you think like that but it clearly wasn't Persona 5.

Stupe--err, I mean, Junepeibros...how are we going to come back from this?

>>717350601
this

>>717355839
Caroline is but her left eye, anon.
Also, she can re-divide whenever she wants.

>>717356354
She's literally half the picture, what are you talking about?

*steals your heart*

>failed to filter normalfags from playing persona
I wished the upped the fanservice and gave them more screen time

>>717356430
it's a goddamn rump buffet

>>717349301 (OP)
Personally, I like her haircut and loafers. I would like to ejaculate on both.

>>717349301 (OP)
she got a faaaat ass

>>717356412
Uh well... you're a bitch!

>>717355593
>>717356552
Her design is fantastic and she was great in Tactica, but her solo date in Royal wasn't enough and she got zero screentime in P5D and Strikers.
Dividing her back into the twins like in P5D doesn't work because then you still need to headcanon her combined personality instead of it actually being present on-screen.

>>717356687
putting her confession behind the super boss was ironically too much of a filter for the filter to work

>>717356923
>Tactica
Was that game good

>>717357052
Easiest tactics RPG I've ever played and the art style might filter you, but overall it was pretty good. I had my doubts that it was just going to be bargain bin P5 whoring, but it was enjoyable.

>>717355593
She's a perfect example of being less than the sum of your parts.

>>717356842
>WHAT DID YOU SAY!
>*Flings Junpei into the air with a swift uppercut*
>Jeez Yuka-tan I was just kidding...Are you sure you're not the one sending those girls to the hospital?

>>717356923
They really brought her into the plot too late to work with her. She was a lot more fun in Royal when you saw how she can be both hot blooded and cold like her composites.
They really ought to have leaned into two(three?)-girls-in-one aspect and had her call Joker 'inmate' now and then to remind you.

>>717352539
>we chose the girl we identified with the most
???
But that is futaba cause i am a hikikomori....

>>717354614
I need to see all of them take a big fat shit

>>717349301 (OP)
Ann is easily the blandest girl in any Persona game.

>>717358125
That is yukari

>>717349301 (OP)
Because her sister carries her to the top though

>>717354614
>Hifumi

LMAO

>>717358926
sex with both of them at the same time

>>717354614
I assume this is just non canon proportions due to censorship or weird modelling.

>>717352539
best girl with best dates and best confidant

>>717349301 (OP)
all the characters are fucking bland in this game so might as well just pick the one with the best ass

>>717358926
Sae only looks good in fanart. She looks like a washed up anorexic hag in all official art.

See pic.

>>717362104
>She looks like a washed up anorexic hag in all official art
pic unrelated?

>>717349301 (OP)
Her design visually complements the MC and both their personalities are more refined and serious which makes them appear like a suave and sophisticated couple

>>717349301 (OP)
She should've been the traitor.

>>717349301 (OP)
Cause she's a cutie with a nice, tight ass.

>>717349301 (OP)
She's part of the conquest path to get her sister

Midkoto

>>717349301 (OP)
>Be 30 yo grown ass man snoy
>Play game made for literal teenagers
>Wonders why gaymers are called immature manchildren
Really makes my brain neurons fire at light sneed

>>717356580
Based and bestgirlpilled

>>717363818
This. I'm 36 and played Persona 3 in high school and it was fine, but I tried playing 5 back when it came out and couldn't handle the cringe.
I've got a friend (also 36) who can't get enough of Persona on the other hand. I don't understand how adults can tolerate this slop.

>>717364591
It's not the fact that you're an adult it's the fact the games just got more juvenile as they went on.
I mean P4 is literally a fucking slice of life anime and P5's main theme is "ADULTS BAD LMAO"

>>717364591
Yet you're here haunting the thread of the thing you don't like. I don't believe you're as mature as you pretend.

>>717358163
Nah man that's Fuuka

>>717364835
>Emotionally stunted manchild screams in anger

>>717364949
Nah man that's Yukiko

Someone make a Makoto edit

>>717366014
>Fan "art"
The character doesn't look anything like that
>Plops on my desk
Not possible since she's a cartoon and isn't real

Because persona 5 is for tasteless normal fags and always has been. So no shit the most generic bland bitch and the slut coded model are the most loved characters by the new normie fanbase.

Keep in mind these are the types that found it literally impossible to play p3p or p4golden on even steam, let alone their original hardware.

>>717358926
mating press with both of them

Anyone Makoto haters will undergo ass worship correction

>>717349301 (OP)
>that afrobull comic where she gets creampied on the table of the van in front of all of the girls as they sit there in complete shock and jealousy
Diamonds

>>717354932
japanese girls have no ass

>>717349301 (OP)
>blandest
nope, haru is the blandest

makoto is the best despite lacking obnoxious gimmicks and not being a fetish/goonbait
people who treated p5 seriously and actually enjoyed its story like makoto

>>717366398
persona 5 is the midwit filter of the series. midwits seethe about it because it's the most popular with low iq normalfags, and think they're above it and come up with nonsense to justify why it's supposedly the worst. when you finally stop being retarded you realize that p5 is by far the best and deserves it popularity and praise

>>717366792
I'm not reading your nigger babble. Go play persona 4.

>>717366014
so she wants to be analized

>WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE MAKOTO I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS!!! AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!
The answer is quite simple. She’s cute, nerdy, and has a nice butt.

Persona 5 has the blandest party girls of any entry in the series. The hags are so much better.

>>717366792
Yeah it just has the worst story and characters in the entire franchise but it's the best because... ummmmmmmm

>>717367054
Good job admitting you're a midwit
Let me guess, you suck off p3 because of all the stuff at the end and conveniently ignore literally everything in the game prior to the last couple months where nothing of any consequence happens at all aside from the shinji stuff

>>717366950
>this is a nice butt
>>717354614

>>717356218
those are literally the best girls

>>717367170
Nothing happens in the first half of any of the most recent persona games, they're all just fumbling about doing random side quests until the plot actually starts progressing in the final 3rd of the game

>>717367221
According to porn addicted ironic weebs.

>>717349301 (OP)
I love her.
Black stockings are my absolute weakness ( I also really like her red eyes for some reason ).

>>717351918
Haru and it isn't close

>>717367621
>this bland piece of shit has slightly more texture and the browns are richer than this other bland piece of shit

>best bro relationship in the series (would've been given to the P4 duo if Narukami wasn't a robot)
>besides Morgana acts like the only true friend of Joker
>him and Joker are the only ones that carry the rebellion theme within the Phantom Thieves
>for some reason Ryuji fading to obscurity throughout the game is seen as a good thing according to literally everyone over shit like Makoto
Why?

>>717367803
what makes ryuji interesting as a character?

>>717352037
I reread your post several times, trying to figure out who could possibly be Walmart Maya, but then it struck me. I'm kind of a retard, but being a discount version of another game's BEST GIRL isn't so bad, or maybe that's my Ohyafag cope.

>>717367803
Forgot to mention that Joker in the anime canonically acts like a lite Ryuji

>>717367803
P5 should've stopped recruits after Ann with the exception of Futaba and Akechi for obvious reasons, the others are either just dead weight (Haru) or don't really mesh well with anything (Makoto).

>>717367803
>him and Joker are the only ones that carry the rebellion theme within the Phantom Thieves
Arguably the worst thing about the P5 cast, I wanted more shit like these two but instead we start recruiting goody two shoes garbage back to back to back

>>717368618
Dude what do you mean you don't want the class president teachers pet daughter of a literal cop on your team of misfits? Make it make sense.

>>717368872
You failed to understand what makes makoto rebellious

>>717368938
>"Hmm maybe I should stop trying to be the most perfect student to have ever exist and instead help society!!!"
Deep as fuck.

>>717368938
NTA but
>To be honest you have to have a high iq to understand makoto

>>717349301 (OP)
Personafags are already tasteless faggots so this should be no surprise they're into blandest girls

Main characters are always made bland to appeal to as many people as possible. You can't take their personality too far in any one direction, because it might be offputting.

So the MC becomes an "everyman" compared to the more specialized supporting characters.

Her sister is hotter

>>717367803
>I wish P5 was centered around SOLslop in high school
This post reeks of P4baby.

>>717370229
What

>>717349301 (OP)
Gap Moe. She acts smart and proud normally, but when you go into futaba's house she's suddenly grabbing onto your arm afraid and not sure what to do.

>>717370229
>P4baby

>>717349301 (OP)
more girls can self insert

>>717349979
Kanji wouldnt have taken this shit

>>717362149
Anon you gotta understand this zoomer thinks anything under 20% bodyfat is literally wasting away.

>>717351918
Ann like it or not, by being thr most shallow and most cliche bimbo sex symbol.

>>717366950
She won me over with her complete lack of stealth attempting to tail me. Also women who ride are hot.

minimum size to not be called pedobait by zoomers

>>717370594
>Kanji wouldn't take...
Anon I think the entire character story of P4 makes it pretty clear Kanji *is* the one that takes. Just a shame I had to cuck him out of his reverse trap detective girlfriend. (Threesome route pls remaster? Have some fucking balls.)

how do people even play these games? I tried persona 5 and it was like watching an anime
>five minutes of plot
>spend the next hour reading text messages explaining what just happened
>go to school, get reminded by ryuji or ann about everything that happened and a recap for the text messages (which also explain what just happened)
>get text from makoto during school, it's about that 5 minutes of plot from... Three hours ago?!?
>have to meet up with phantom thieves after school
>how do they start their meeting? a recap of the recap of the recap of the recap
>finally, back to gameplay
>it's time to fight the bad guy
>before the fight begins, he recaps that plot point from a week ago

>>717354614
More like Buttaba

>>717367803
>Rebellious personalities in Persona 4: Chie, Kanji, Yosuke
>Rebellious personalities in Persona 5: Joker and Ryuji
How is this possible.

Best girl Futaba

>>717371794
Persona 5 open in the background to hint you on the fact that she does indeed play Persona

>>717371794
I wanna have consensual sexual intercourse with the woman photographed in that picture, if you know what I mean ;)

>>717371794
I look like this

>>717371794
Not gonna lie, those are some good assets, but I can't unsee that the image is so utterly edited that it looks unreal, so she's most probably not as cute looking or she doesn't have such good assets.

>>717371732
>Chie
>Rebellious

>>717349301 (OP)
She's just very pretty

Kino bar, best waifu .... P5 bross ...

P5X is trash

>>717373110
Yes!

>>717370594
Kanji basically let Yosuke bully him by projecting his gayness onto him.

>>717367035
yes

I still need to play Strikers. Bought it ages ago and haven't play it yet.