Thread 717469982

Pay your debt.

Go back to your country thief

>be content with home
>fucking raccoon jew forces upgrades upon it to force me into debt
I realize I hated landlords even as a child. I just didn't know it.

>>717469982 (OP)
How about you suck my nuts you dumb fucking raccoon

>>717470271
>forces upgrades upon it
Even in vidja renter-cucks can't muster up the courage to say no KEK

>>717469982 (OP)
Can I pay it with special favors?

>>717470271
>fucking raccoon jew forces upgrades upon it to force me into debt
No he doesn't. The "debt" he gives you is without interest, deadlines, or any actual mandatory payments. It's effectively just the price of the next upgrade. If you feel no need to upgrade, you don't have to pay it.

Anyone who characterizes Tom Nook as greedy or a Jew is a completely ungrateful retard.

>>717471059
>unironic nook apologist
jfc

~I sold my soul to the company store~

>>717469982 (OP)
I did. let your nephews upgrade the shop more you asswipe

>>717471139
>apologist
Literally all of the retarded shit people say about Nook being greedy or mean is headcanon. None of it is or has ever been in the games. The greediest thing he ever does is charge you an extra if you wake him up to open the shop after-hours in the original AC.

wheres the next AC gonna take place?
Ill say it will be a desert oasis based on splat 3

>>717469982 (OP)
show me your fat balls

>>717469982 (OP)
i would relinquish all of my wageslave money just to rub tom nook's ears for fifteen seconds

>>717471942
Hey, wait a minute...

>>717471942
Don’t lewd Nook, pls understand.

Gallons of tanuki semen flooding my guts while I'm flattened against the floor by his fat tummy on my back

>>717471942
HAMMERSPACE, NOOK! HAMMERSPACE!!!

>>717471942
yesss I see

My student loan was in forebearance forever since COVID but now it's ending. I have saved up enough money since then to completely pay it off, but people say I should instead invest the money because I'll get more than even the interest that builds up.

just like, yknow, don't pay it lol

>>717471942
I see them

>>717469982 (OP)
I ain't payin' that shit nigga.

do you ever think that tom nook makes it so easy for the player because he himself had it so rough in the city

>>717475691
That's probably at least part of it.

>>717471942
more

If only you knew how bad things really are...

Also I've been playing Animal Crossing since GameCube and I think New Horizons is the best one so far. No, I don't give a fuck about villager interactions because they were ALWAYS copy pasted characters and never individual unique NPCs like Shenmue or something.

>>717478435
>and I think New Horizons is the best one so far.
And you're incredibly wrong. Ignoring villager interactions, the pivot in focus from a lifesim to an interactive dollhouse sucks ass.

>>717469982 (OP)
Can I repay you in another way?

>>717469982 (OP)
I have yet to meet a straight white man who plays this... is it truly for trannies and women only?

would you suck him off if he took 10k bells off your loan? 1k bells? 100 bells? a single bell?

'ick on 'ook

>>717478517
I think a fusion of the two would be ideal. better villager interactions/activities to do that aren't just decorating, but still having the ability to decorate outside, even if it just in set lots around your house or something.

>>717478572
He, in fact, accepts Nook Miles as a form of payment too

>>717478517
>He thinks the purpose of the game was interacting with villagers and not hoarding furniture for your dollhouse
Also I'm not a furry faggot so I can see these games are what they really are. You people literally want to date and live with the villagers and fuck them while normal people just want to be able to build buildings and furnish them for our animal pets to live in.

I seriously hope the next game has us building proper roads and and houses and buildings for our villagers.

Why does everyone just assume he has massive balls?

>>717478652
Anon, you can dig up 10,000 bells daily for free. Homosexuals and trannies really have ruined this series.

>>717479041
That sure is a lot of projection for someone whose preferred kind of game is a barbie dollhouse where you serve as a god in a world of brainless retards who can't do anything for themselves and have no agency beyond sucking you off for whatever ugly terraforming you've been doing.

>>717479041
It literally was about making the best of what you're dealt with you retard

>>717479227
I actually saw my cousin get rid of a villager that moved to her Island because it was ugly before. Even videogame characters cant escape lookism

>>717479081
It's a Japanese folklore thing. Tanuki are basically magic raccoon trickster demons representing good luck that have giant balls.

>>717479227
all nutty creatures are cute

>>717479227
I hope that's not trying to imply that critter on top would have been a "get rid of" critter in modern era because he's based

>>717481456
You underestimate the modern Animal Crossing player

>>717481803
>tier
>rank
>for villagers

what the fuck.

>>717481923
They've doing that since WW. They use it to asses the "value" of their villagers in the black market

>>717470329
it would be the other way around knowing tanukis

>>717482084
you don't say...

>>717479224
wow someone finally made an image the succintly describes what I've been trying to tell everyoen for years

>>717482280
Amelia was robbed..

>>717469982 (OP)
I'M GREEK NIGGA

>>717471059
Based landlord respecter. He's mean because you're a dead beat commie loser. Fucker should be requiring minimum payments and 30% interest when you miss it. Then it would be like real life.

>>717478652
I'd do it for free.

>>717483682
>landlord respecter
Tom's literally not even a landlord, he doesn't charge rent. Dude is functionally a contractor.

>>717485846
ass made for slapping

>>717471320
It’s “I owe my soul”, not “sold my soul”.

>>717470271
>not charging interest
Tom Nook is the antithesis of the jew.

large tanuki testicles

that it all

>>717469982 (OP)
NOT UNTIL YOU BUY MY FUCKING GAMES YOU LITTLE RODENT

>>717469982 (OP)
no

>>717479224
This image pretends that this woman just came in and started directing AC out of the blue.

>>717479227
https://youtu.be/ne41XB3i66A?si=xYBtwsrkkuzDuKnS

>>717486436
moar