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Anonymous No.717479563 [Report] >>717479651 >>717479764 >>717480205 >>717480230 >>717481885
AVADA KEDAVRA!
Anonymous No.717479651 [Report] >>717480192
>>717479563 (OP)
Anonymous No.717479764 [Report] >>717479806 >>717480143 >>717481041
>>717479563 (OP)
mfw the player character of Hogwarts Legacy killed more people in one school year than Voldemort did his entire life
Anonymous No.717479806 [Report] >>717480041
>>717479764
It was a lot of fun.
Anonymous No.717479995 [Report]
ITS PINNED TO MY SCROTUM
Anonymous No.717480041 [Report] >>717480509
>>717479806
amazing how they even managed to turn a fucking harry potter game into parryslop
Anonymous No.717480143 [Report] >>717480203
>>717479764
Goblins and goblin allies are not "people".
Anonymous No.717480192 [Report]
>>717479651
holy shit that looks terrible
Anonymous No.717480203 [Report]
>>717480143
I was talking about the poachers. obviously killing a goblin is like stepping on a cockroach, nobody cares about that.
Anonymous No.717480205 [Report] >>717480361 >>717480583
>>717479563 (OP)
NOOO HOW DARE YOU USE THE NO NO SPELL!
>use this instead
Anonymous No.717480230 [Report]
>>717479563 (OP)
The underground arena was fun and should have been a multiplayer mode.
Anonymous No.717480246 [Report] >>717480381
EXPECTO PATRONUM!
Anonymous No.717480361 [Report] >>717480470 >>717480545 >>717481345 >>717483498
>>717480205
Seriously, what the fuck is the logic?
You're making someone paraplegic by doing this - how does this not become a No-No Spell?
Anonymous No.717480381 [Report] >>717480434
>>717480246
Wait... I never learned that... is that DLC?
Anonymous No.717480434 [Report]
>>717480381
Unfortunately it's a PC mod
https://www.curseforge.com/hogwarts-legacy/mods/bb-expectopatronumspellmod
Anonymous No.717480470 [Report]
>>717480361
Because uhh wizard world has potions to heal fractures and ruptured organs. Avada just kills you instantly (and painlessly).
Anonymous No.717480509 [Report]
>>717480041
You don't have to parry once you get a good amount of spells. There's several attacks which are designed around using specific spells against them at the right moment. Like the frogs will do an attack that makes them vulnerable to flipendo or leviosa leaving them in the air with their tongue extended. Then you use the attack that cuts things to cut the tongue off to insta gib them.
Anonymous No.717480545 [Report] >>717480648
>>717480361
JK Rowling is a pretty poor world builder and shit rapidly stops making sense when you look closely at pretty much anything; but I think the deal is that the "Unforgivable Curses" have no use except for pain and killing while using your wand to toss a nigger could also be used to lift a heavy object to where it needs to go. Like banning guns but not binning your knoifs
Anonymous No.717480583 [Report]
>>717480205
>Harry my boy, you should never use the avadeh kedavra, it is dark and therefore their words
>instead you should needlessly torture and mutilate your opposition before watching them slowly die, especially if they are dark
>in fact an old warlock named Sam Raimi once gave this treatment to many young children at the Uagadou school of magic on account of everyone there being dark
>he was a good friend
Anonymous No.717480648 [Report] >>717481009
>>717480545
uuh you could use Avada Kedavra to season your meats and sandwiches
Anonymous No.717481009 [Report]
>>717480648
I don't really see anything wrong with absolutely murderblasting some Pakistani or Mudslime that breaks into your bongland flat so I'd say all children should be taught Avada Kedavra for self defense. It's practical and topical.
Anonymous No.717481041 [Report]
>>717479764
It was a different time (1890s)
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.717481345 [Report]
>>717480361
The logic is that the Unforgivables are inhumane. To even cast them at all requires you to hate the target with your entire being or want to inflict pain on them seriously.
>Crucio is just unending pain on the person you are casting it on and there is zero reason why you would ever willingly cast that on someone unless you were a sociopath.
>Imperio is literally puppeteering the person while they are fully cognizant of you doing so to do whatever you want while they have no control over their body allowing you to rape them, kill them by doing things like walking them off a cliff, making them suicide bomb people, having them assassinate people then kill themselves, having them rob someone, give you the things, then kill themselves, etc.
>Avada Kedavra can only be cast at all if you willingly and wholly want the target to die otherwise it does nothing. The mere fact the beams come out means you want the person to die and feel no guilt or remorse about it.

There are tons of spells that have questionable uses like Petrificus Totalus, Arresto Momentum, Stupefy, Bombarda, Alohomora, and Leviosar, but they all still have completely innocuous and helpful uses for society despite that. Sure, you can argue "Why are you giving kids a rape spell in Petrificus Totalus?" but then you have to start questioning why kids are learning spells that can completely change their luck, force people to love them, lights things on fire, open any lock that isn't enchanted or even is, lift people into the sky, disarm people, and so on. Those spells still have normal uses; you can take a hammer and bludgeon someone to death with it but that doesn't mean it's a bad thing to use hammers. You just have to responsibly use them which is the point of the school and reforming trouble students.
Anonymous No.717481885 [Report] >>717483045
>>717479563 (OP)
>xe mute MC has more balls than Potter
Anonymous No.717483045 [Report] >>717483240
>>717481885
Harry sucks at spell except Expelliarmus and Expecto Patronum
Anonymous No.717483240 [Report]
>>717483045
He shouldve become a pro quidditch seeker instead of an auror
Anonymous No.717483439 [Report]
wands are gay
Anonymous No.717483498 [Report]
>>717480361
you think thats bad? you have ancient magic powers from the plot and one of them is an attack. if you finish off an enemy with it they get ripped apart into dust while screaming in agony