Thread 717503462

10 minutes before the show
https://www.youtube.com/live/mTv0HmKoUqw

>>717503462 (OP)
I bet there's gonna be some major Nintendo IP getting an Indie adaptation, like what Crypt of the Necrodancer did with Zelda. I'm betting something Star Fox.

>>717503462 (OP)
are these nintendo exclusives or multiplats?

My fault gang here's the real link.
https://www.youtube.com/live/QFiuI4l2KII?si=ENeDMNmQ63wy-BJY

After 10000 years, Silksong is finally here...

63K watching
it's over...

whats the difference between this and a partners showcase

Has anyone seen my clown makeup kit?

>>717503784
More farming simulators since bigger companies generally pass on these.

rat sex

WHERE THE FUCK IS SILKSONG

I DON'T EVEN LIKE HOLLOW KNIGHT BUT I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO STOP SCREAMING ABOUT IT

>>717503784
think about it really hard, im sure you can figure it out

Finally sliksong?

Hopefully people can finally shut the fuck up about reddit knight 2: tumblr song

Cute mice games are at an all time high.

>>717503784
Partner showcase has a few larger devs in it

HAHA GET IT? HIS NAME IS LIONEL BECAUSE HE'S A LION

>>717503839
I can't figure it out

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS INSUFFERABLE LISP

Is the female narrator drunk?

Oh wow, it's notHollowknight

is this the thread? i know its indies but really no one cares huh

>Castleroids
>Farming simulators
>Visual novels

mark my words this is all we're getting today

>>717503872
so these aren't partners

>>717503462 (OP)
>>717503518

>another crypt custodian
based

Hollow knight at home

>>717503939
was literally going to post this

This soundtrack is unnerving.

So now “Silkslop” is a thing, huh?

Fantasy language??

Gross looking game

She looks like a corpse.

WOULD

>>717503952
It's going to be literally fucking nothing but hey, I'll watch it cause I need something to do

Get ready for very indie to be Silksong

>>717503923
Wouldn't you be?

sexoooooo

>farming sim this early
grim

Isadora sexo
Game blando

Farming simulator count: 1

>>717504007
that's a man.

FARMCHADS

FUCKING BRAZILIANS

that trailer's music was so bad, it reminds me of that one anon's shop BGM post

>>717503829
lmao

I wish they wouldn't waste time showing the devs, always find it so pointless.

I need a Brazilian gf

looks cool
waiting for there to be some degenerate shit that makes me not care

>pixel artist from Celeste
Oh no...

>>717503989
There's been Hollow Knight copycats for years now.

>new disasterpiece OST
I'll take it

>dark nightmarish farming sim with romance elements and top-down 2d combat
these indie devs realy are just throwing darts at grid squares full of tropes

>>717504051
VAI SE FUDER ANON

>Farming sim
>But it's about depression

You now remember phil fish exists

>I am, Reading this, Off a, Cue card
why do nintendo presenters always suck so much ass

>>717504007
puta

I really want to play Mina on Switch 2 but I'm allergic to digital purchases and doubt there'll be a physical version on release - let alone a non game key one. So I'll just pirate and play on Rog Ally instead

That last metroidvania is so ugly, I hate Tweening

>immediately mention 3 different indie games: Fez, Celeste, HLD
>pls buy ours
Shameless

Why is the female narrator's line delivery so stilted lmao, it sounds like she's either sloshed and trying to keep it together or has a gun pointed at her head.

>catalonians
yikes

>>717504107
oh god i'm choking on it

GOAT STRANDING

>>717504107
is that the onions face guy

This is the most dogshit voiceover I've heard

>>717504104
that sounds redundant

wtf? what happened /v/?

>>717504107
who?

>next year
I can understand somewhat why AAA games can advertise early to build up hype, but I feel indie games must be better to do marketing closer to release.

Do we prefer 2D pixelslop or barebone 3d tech demos

Holy shit it's a strand type game
>from the publishers that lost their developers to fucking valve

>>717504107
I liked Fez and probably would have liked Fez 2

who asked for Herdling
who wanted this

Moses simulator?

>animal herding game
Looks kino NGL

>cattle herding simulator
Need it or sneed it?

*YAWN*

>>717504156
kek

>shepherd simulator
ireland really stoked rn

>>717504057
It's all padding to keep pace with the JP stream that has different games shown. Play them side by side and it's clear as day.

>>717503462 (OP)
>already showing garbage slop for the slop eaters
phew

>JP Direct is completely different
>still sucks ass
Goddammit

Looks great+!

>>717504173
The most genuine dick sucker

looks kino

I wanted herding
I asked for this

>>717504007
GOSTOSAAAAAAAA

In die Tonne damit

I just logged in and saw a cute cow game
What did i miss?

The kanji game is pretty nifty

you should play as the herd, would suit gamers better

these farts speaks like they're slammed on morphin goddamn speed up

Why are most indie games boring shit like this?

>>717504138
she probably has a regular job at Nitendo working as a video editor or smth

herd game looks nice

>>717504261
2d indiie shit

Redditcore

>>717504261
A latinx goth girl

>>717504272
Because most indie devs are boring people.

wow! 0 interest!

>>717504262
is that on the nip stream?

Not bad for a waiter simulation.

tard wrangler sim. better than the furry and tranny games before it at least

>>717504183
I like ps1 low poly slop

>>717503784
this one is morally correct to simp for since these slop games are made by beloved wholesome indieslopper developers!

>>717504278
Based Diner Dash knower

Kitty Cat game

>>717504213
I bet half those JP games are coming west but they aren't bothering to show them despite being more interesting than this shit
>little kitty big clitty

>already a cat game
damn that's quick

>>717504224
Can't rewind on the JP stream? That's gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFiuI4l2KII

>>717504294
2d indie shit direct

Woah catslop

I HECKIN LOVE CATS

IT'S A LITTLE KITTY
IN A BIG CITY
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK<

another cat game?

>>>>>>>indies
Who the fuck cares? When's the real direct?

LITTLE KITTY BIG CITY!

WHAT IS THIS DOGSHIT FRAMERATE IT'S 2025

missed the beginning; i'll watch the VOD later.

>>717503462 (OP)
>Game is like old school zelda except it stars a young girl with pronouns in the real world so it isnt really fantasy

Why the fuck is this a trend?

I played this cat game on pc gamepass
Its not very good

toxotransmosis: the game

>>717504213
Oh so that's why, yeah JP streams usually have a few more games.

i like cat :)

How long this is going to be?

>>717504278
I wish. This shit doesn't have any time limit at all, and no cute waitresses either.

>>717504357
Bury your face indies nuts lmao gottem

>>717504272
They aren't, the people in charge of indie world just have abysmal taste

>>717504372
You're not missing much.

>>717504357
the "real" direct was last week and it was literally the worst direct I have ever seen

your brain forced yourself to forget as a defense mechanism

>>717504224
the rat innawods game seemed nice

HOLY SHIT SILKSONG

>>717504386
It didn't look good in the trailer either

>>717503462 (OP)
>>717504007
I hate spaniards and spics so much. cancer on every form of art they infect.

>We're updating the game!
>Sometime this year!
Is that really announcement worthy

If there is ONE interesting game, i'll consider the showcase well above the expectations.

jesus christ these losers. why would they think this retarded commentary would help sell anything.

I honestly don't know what i expected from an indie direct..

Is that an electric mixer head monster?

Oh great. Another streamerslop.

>>717504402
15 min

Indie game?
Most of them are just ports from existing games.

>>717504213
They're not made for foreigners so it's not needed.

>>717504402
15 mins

>streamerslop horror game
No thanks

>>717504402
15 minutes. already over halfway done

>youtuber simulator
I sleep

>>717504303
but she spoke Portuguese. the ugliest European language right after Albanian

absolute state of tendies

simply too powerful for switch 1

How does this compare to the headliners?

>metroidvania
>cat game
>farm game
>streamerbait 6 months late

Incredible indie offer

Games for
low testosterone Man
and
high caloriene Woman

What is this shit, the bird game is the only game that looked even slightly decent

>>717504202
>>cattle herding simulator
>Need it or sneed it?
Just needs a mod to replace sheeps with human cattle (women) and it's great

>>717504478
its fotm from last year, haha holy shit releases next year. dead on arrival.

You will need goverment ID to play Content Warning
Screencap this

Balls balls balls balls balls

>>717504173
The creator of hits such as Fez and almost fez 2

How daring

>/v/ hates cats now
What the fuck happened

>until 2026
What's even the point?

>another vampsu clone
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN*

That man has a fruit on his head.

lol BALL x PIT
what a name
looks alright enough

>action roguelike
>inspired by vampire survivor
Wow, so exciting!

why would you name drop your inspiration wtf.

>next year
Holy shit who's gonna play content warning in a year

rogueslop

BALL × PIT!

hey this looks interestin-
>survival roguelike
oh fuck off

SHOW FIRST PARTIES
SHOW FIRST PARTIES
STOP THE PARTNERS
SHOW FIRST PARTIES

>more roguelites
indies are creatively bankrupt

I want an extra hour in the ball pit

>>717504528
t. fat neckbeard who jerks off in his moms basement despite being in his 30s

Ball x Pit is far more fun than it should be.

most of these fall into would play for 30 mins if free to try category

OH SHIT KOJIMA

Okay this is kinda hype tho, why'd he have to dampen hype by making it sound so derivative

Wait this was a real game?
I thought it was a shitpost

>Let me tell you about my Indie game. It's just like [rattles off names of other indie games]

These people are so uninspired. They do nothing but ape each other. It's sad to watch. No originality at all.

>>717504320
Yeah, like an ascii game but with kanji and steroid

>>717504586
>indie world
retard

reverse bullet hell looks fun

>>717504586
in the indie showcase?

>>717504528
Most people here are Persons of Excessive Calories so its not a dubious distinction.

>>717504586
Retard

>>717504542
>Look at me, i hate women, i'm cool
faggot

>inspired by my favorite games
>like vampire survivors
gaming is never going to stop being dogshit

I swear this is already on Switch

Wait it's typed ball x pit but they just say ball pit, am I meant to read spy x family as just spy family?

Ahh, I remember Happy Wheels

>this is the slop people who say AAA games suck play
Kek

>>717504272
indieshitters think they are le quirky and creative but this is EXACTLY the kind of slop you see in every single indieshit presentation

My brain just turns off whenever I see something resembling VS. Ultimate slop.
This game doesn't look like it, but if the dev himself is comparing it to that, I trust him.

>UCH sequel
Holy fuck is that an actual announcement in my shithole indie world

I remember line rider

The peak shitty multiplayer experience.

I should make a game, my ideas are better than everything shown here

Do you retards understand that roguelikes are very popular among indies because their procedural nature means you can make long games with relatively low content?

>>717504613
>>717504615
>>717504640
This is about them having partner showcases before a single Direct for the Switch 2 generation, dipshits.

>Nue
WOULD

>>717504608
in their defense a lot of creatives start doing what they do because they want to imitate what they love

and there are a lot of really good indie games that are literally examples of "game that I loved as a kid but now I'm going to make it even better"

>>717504665
that's ultimate chicken horse

>>717504669
Yeah.

kimono waifu

>>717504669
Yes

HIME CUT SPOTTED

Finally, something good

japanese waifu sexo

Nue is cute

>Hokkaido
Not even once

SWITCH 2 HAS GAMES

>>717504646
Would you rather these shitlords make another Metroidvania?

>>717504669
Sometimes it's silent, sometimes it's pronounced cross, sometimes it's pronounced X.

literally just mobile games?

>>717504669
Don't look up how you're supposed to say Hunter x Hunter

>the japanese game is the one that looks the best
What a fucking shocker

NINTENDO
SUE THIS MAN

>>717504693
You can do it, anon.

Ah, this underwater one is pretty cool.

finally japanese indie game, and it's not rougelike shit

Indie World? More like BORING World

This is some Ecco the Dolphin shit

>>717504715
Who?

That's a man

>>717504707
I understand I just don't care.

wait this looks kind of cool

>>717504758
>her voice
I NEED TO FILL HER THROAT WITH CUM

>>717504758
You are going to play her game, right?

>"here's some switch 2 games to play"
>they're all also available for the switch as well
Does this system have a single game for it?

>>717504759
I would rather have them make a good game no matter what the genre is

SMASH 6 WHEN

SPORE bros?
Is this our time?

Could be interesting, but they needed to give the fish big boobs.

Well, much like the partner direct this was nothing but shit, Nintendo really gave barely anyone dev kits.

>FISH SOUL SLOP
huh?

>>717504758
why does every jav look like this i cant goon from old man pov

>>717504707
everyone is obviously aware and there is too much. That being said most ppl here are retards who expect goty from a solo dev

>>717504808
No, it doesn't

is this dont starve with rats?

>>717504803
That's how most of the girls look like in Japan.

now this is peak indieslop complete with clap clap hey music

Before we go? I thought it was 30 minutes

>>717504693
With the power of Generative AI, you can make it without any tangible skills! We are living in a true Golden Age!

>>717504803
even better

>jap dev
>not a lazy roguelite or metroid clone
I can always count on the nips

10 minutes of indies? What was the point of this?

>>717504860
says (You)

FINALLY GENSHIN IMPACT FOR SWITCH 2

>>717504824
indies aren't going to make games targeting platforms that they didn't have access to

>>717504824
We told you not to buy it yet anon. You have only yourself to blame. At least you get like, a few extra frames for all of these old games

>>717504835
2029 at the earliest since Nintendo won't let anyone besides Sakurai make them and he's too busy making Kirby Air Riders 2.

>CAVE OF FUCKING QUD
lol wat?

Silksongbros... Surely the ''One more thing'' will save us...

>Caves of Qud
WHAT

THIS IS IT ALREADY AHAHAHA NINTENDO WELL AND TRULY HAS NOTHING

>>717504824
These are games that would run in a toaster, it would be stupid to not release them in the system owned by 150 million people.

>>717504824
Why the hell would indies wanna miss out on the NS1? It's bigger than PS2 ever was with more active users

>OPUS: Prism Peak only gets 10 seconds

boooo

UFO 50 BROS

>>717503462 (OP)
If this is shit like the last direct as well then I am officially done with watching these things live. I just look at a list of trailers after and maybe click on 2 of them.

>mouse game
>cleaning game
>bookshop game
>coding game
>detective game
>photography game
>farm sim game
UFO 50 is neat

>>717504886
contractual obligation

>>717504867
"how most look" or "what most look like" ESL anon not "how most look like"

>UFO 50's coming to switch
Neat.

THAT'S ALL!!!

UFO 50 wasn't in switch?

wow go go town look fun, sadly lack hunting

Oooh ufo 50, I know that

Ooof course this gets in

Really need to drop anyhints for smash, 3d mario, or new mainline Zelda game or switch 2 is DOA soon

slop levels off the chart

>>717503462 (OP)
>another indie presentation with +100k viewers because everyone is waiting for Silksong
There is no way this shit isn't intentional. They are definitively getting paid to not reveal the release date.

>>717504920
>>717504917
>>717504902
how is the game? was thinking of trying it (on PC)

>>717504758
Isadora is cuter

silksisters...

wow

>>717504892
Backpack loli photographer game is in

TIME FOR SILKSONG RELEASE DATE

>>717504759
I would rather they killed themselves

>literally not a single actual new game announcement
L
M
A
O

>>717504931
that one actually looked interesting

It wasn't as bad as the partner direct.

>strange antiquities
neat I kind of liked horticulture

>that's all for today
KEK

Lol
Lmao even

>silkcucks lose again
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>717504707
That's exactly the problem.

>no One More Thing
Jesus, what a disaster

>>717504892
Ah yes, hoyoverse
My favorite multi billion dollar indie company

>Caves of Chud
>Strange Horticulture sequel
>the one dad game
Reels had the actual fucking games

Are indie showcase always this short?

>that's it
SILKSLOPPERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

the switch 2 has no games lol

It's over

>>717504935
Indie world has never been good, at least not the EN one, this is probably one of the best ones because that underwater game actually looks kind of cool

Happy gayming!

>>717504963
autism simulator

>>717504902
>>717504917
>>717504920
CoQ is really good. One of the best modern Roguelikes (and an actual one).
The main cringe part is that there is a plant that uses xe/xim pronouns (which is gay) and there is qgirl who is some developers self insert and is also gay.

Aside from that it is easily better than 99% of other roguelikes.

Alright, someone get my my clown makeup and rainbow wig...

>TIMED EXCLUSIVE
ohnonono switch bros

>STILL NO SILKSONG
This is the greatest marketing campaign of all time. I dont give a shit about hollow knight or whatever but I'm still talking about this game just because they refuse to show it.

Roflmao rn desu senpai

>>717504886
Maybe it was too expensive to be a long twitter video

>>717504824
Metroid Prime 4: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
Pokemon Legends Z-A: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition

>UFO 50
Thank fuck there was at least something decent there.

But these directs really need to understand that they do need a "One more thing..." surprise headliner to end on a high note. If you don't have one lined up, don't bother.

>post yfw you didn't buy a Switch 2 (or you did but returned it)
not even a fucking "one more thing" either

>>717504962
anyone expecting Silksong is an actual retard, that shit has outgrown any "indie" showcase even Nintendo's

>>717503462 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ninpedo brownshitjeets really bought this console for these "games"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>717504940
Were you in the Fire Emblem thread also calling me an ESL? I feel like you're the one getting thing wrong.

>shove two of the only good games shown right at the very end
UFO 50 got shafted.

Silksong is a fake game lmao
>>717504843
looks more like Zone of the Enders but with fish

Wait this already ended? I just opened the stream. Was it just 15 minutes of nothing?

It went exactly as well as expected, lol.
Nintendo is going to lose the next generation.

>it was actually 15 minutes
thought the posts were a joke

>>717504962
You would have to be a complete retard to expect it here.

Silksong never existed.

you weren't actually expecting Silksong today were you? surely you were all just taking the piss right?

>not even 15 minutes
>no brand new games announcement
Even ignoring Silksong, did this really need a whole direct?

>UFO 50 shadow drop
They really should have made this a final surprise announcement.

>>717504963
pretty good, but you should pirate it because the devs are champagne socialists

Silksong its only for Xbox showcases if you didn't know

>the live chat angry that silksong wasn't there
They need to die

>>717505045
play is forever

I had the shit in the background and nothing caught my attention, anything interesting?

Another Day where Silkfags can make a Rope out of their Silk

This thread is moving moderately fast enough people might not notice I was too busy reading the thread to pay attention to the sizzle reel at the end
best part of the partner direct was seeing borderlands being demoted to sizzle reel

lol

>>717504962
You have a fantastic point
Viewership for every gamenews stream is going to fall off a cliff once Silksong is released
Unless Team Cherry puts out a cliffhanger or something and announces Hollow Knight 3.

>16 minutes of shitty indieslop
What the fuck did I expect really

>>717505035
They turned what was simply a sequel to a successful indie game to one of the most anticipated games of all time through the sheer power of simply not making it.

>>717505029
You take it off?

can't wait for gta 6 to release and rape nintendra shitch poo in the ass

Nice, loli game

>15 minutes
Why even bother?

>>717505057
no i dont really post on /v/ im a /sp/ chad i was just trying to help you learn not be rude

>>717505076
They kinda only exist to prop up indies and foster a relation with them. It's more for the devs than they are for the consumer

>>717505091
cow herding mood piece

>>717504954
Why does the gaming new guard hate the likes of Taito?

Well, that was indeed something!

silksong looks gay and its autistic fans are annoying as shit

>>717505051
we're all happy with it snoycel

>>717505075
I hope so, it's obviously real direct material

>>717505079
absolutely not
no need to drive up hopes for something new
the game is nearly a year old

uuhhh silksisters…our response?

>>717504813
Woah! Calm down there, celly cel!

>>717504824
Yes. Donkey Kong Bananza.

Now that the direct is over and there's no Silksong as usual, will you be playing Nue's game?

>>717505051
haha I actually bought one and still play it

How much is the ufo game? I'm on the bus

>>717503462 (OP)
Well that sucked

>>717504931
OPUS games are so good and get better every entry but completely overlooked because it's a small asian studio.
Pic related was a space travel resource sim VN.

>Unreal asset flips
>Trannys shit
>rogue like
>rogue lite
>rogue like
>rogue like
>Tranny shit
>Farm sims

These American indie worlds are always so incredibly shit

>>717505051
The only people I look down on at a console launch are the people stupid enough to buy a console on release and somehow not do research and decide immediately after that they want to resell it. All it does is make them look retarded.

I can respect someone not wanting one and respect someone wanting one. Both make sense. I can't respect a retard that spends that much and then immediately complains when all information was made available to them beforehand

>>717503967
No, they're more like underlings.

>>717505121
it's a indie world
there's been like 10 of them
i don't know why people expect anything different from them

NINTENDO HAS FORGOTTON ABOUT MARIO!

>>717505091
the last game they showed before the sizzle reel, an underwater adventure
what a fucking shocker that by far the best game in the presentation was the japanese one

>>717505079
>a year old pixelshit game is some kind of a big deal
switchniggers everyone

It's very nice of Nintendo to promote these indie games though, I'm sure most would never get any visibility if it weren't for this.

OPUS: Prism Peak might be ok? But they should have paid for a full ad slot instead of being thrown into the middle of a montage without explaining what the game actually is.

>>717505121
Watch the JP stream you idiot

>15 minutes
what did nintendo mean by this

That's it? That's the Indie Direct?

Why is the burger stream over when the JP one is still going?

>>717504973
>>717504970
I heard it’s canceled sorry

>>717505121
>watch Indie World
>upset at Indies
???

>>717505287
are any of the nip games coming westward?

>>717505239
an actually decent game?
>muh all indies bad
ok graphicswhore, why are you watching a nintendo stream?

>>717505235
no you don't get to be smug after this shit

>command small army of cows
>UM WHO ASKED FOR THIS?
>command small army of plant
>BASED MIYAMOTO DOES IT AGAIN, PIKMIN 5 WHEN???
Why are tendies like this?

Nice to see more Mina even though it was already something I was going to buy
The ocean under ice game has cool environments but the gampelay
Is this seat taken is solid I played the demo for it didn't know it was coming out
That abyssal farming game it was interesting how there was zelda-esque combat but like super slow. Probably won't buy though
I'll probably buy UFO 50 again
Idk, I remember when there used to be indies that you see 5 seconds of and think MUST BUY MUST BUY and there just hasn't been anything like that in ages

>>717505051
Uh oh, time to samefag the replies anon...

SILKSONG ON THE JP STREAM

>>717505257
Literally eat shit, jeet.

>>717505283
Japanese version is still ongoing tho

>>717505263
It was explained in the JP stream

Why the hell was this not bolted on to the partner showcase like the last one? The only announcement of substance was TroonFO 50 and that was in a fucking sizzle reel.
>>717505051
>picrel

>>717505235
my rule is you buy a console for the stuff on it right now. I can't abide retards who claim they bought a console for something that isn't out yet or far off in the distance, like "I bought a Xbox for Scalebound" or whatever.

This direct could be an email.

>>717505272
Cant. Its not made for non-japs.

>>717505084
It will be playable on both the Xbox and Switch booths.

>>717505028
aaaand dropped

>>717505328
i like that mouse game
gives me oracle of season/ oracle of ages vibes

>>717505329
Shut up, retard incapable of basic researching of a console purchase

>>717505368
They got an app for that

>>717505220
Of courshe, I've been itching for some good underwater stuff for years but devs are so scared to make it because of retards who get filtered by the extra dimensions of movement

>>717505229
I didn't like the gut punch at the end.

>>717505035
I like to think they finished it four years ago and are just sitting around watching the wait memes snowball

I feel Glaciered could easily be converted into an Ecco the Dolphin game. I only liked the Ball x Pit and Neverway. Disappointing no Silksong showing at the very least. I guess Microsoft wants to hog the reveal.

>>717505140
JP version is like 5 mins longer btw

>>717504962
If they've been following Silksong, they should know the release date reveal will come from Microsoft and not Nintendo. It's already been confirmed Silksong is launching the same day as the ROG Xbox Ally handheld, so any other company revealing the date is revealing this Xbox information too.

>>717505387
You were never gonna play it anyways, game is too hard/complicated for you.

>>717505263
All OPUS games are great, so far. Go play them.

>>717505330
real life thing boring
fictional thing fun
No one wants to herd cows, everyone wants to herd funny little plant men

>>717505319
>upset at shitty Indies*
Nigger

>>717505330
the cow game was actually kind of cool

only two games looking forward to, mouse game and the hollow knight/ ender Lilly clone

Why did you people expect Silksong here when it was clearly tied to the new Xbox Rog thingie and MS already said it will be playable at their booth at Gamescom?

I hope this and the partner showcase was just getting all the shit out of the way to have a real direct now, tell me about the fucking Zelda that's coming in 5 years and the new Mario.

>>717505125
and bug tiddies.

>>717505337
uh oh, ninjeet mad as hell
time to call the entire scam call center here to shill shitch poo

>>717505432
What they got different?

A SILKSONG FLEW OVER ME AIEEE

>mina
>ultimate raccoon
>neverway
>ufo 50
decent

...This is supposed to make me WANT to buy a $500 Gameboy?

>>717505450
ok xister, time for your dilation

>>717505419
Well it wasn't that out of nowhere with how the narrative was set up. But yes they like to jerk a tear or two.

>>717503462 (OP)
Very cool! I am buying a Switch 2 tonight.

>>717505518
why are Indians so racist against themselves?

>jp stream is over
What now silkbros?

And yet another disappointment from Nintendo to their fans. I'm seriously not buying a damn Switch 2 until they get their shit together.

>>717505579
The caste system

So what did the Japanese stream show?

>>717505363
The major third parties probably did not want to associate with indie slop and pressured Nintendo to split the presentation.

>>717505579
Yeah, I noticed there's been a lot of jeets, Mexicans, and Europeans flooding the board with console war threads.

>>717505364
I actually only do that with Nintendo consoles because they're a 100% guarantee of get at least 5 titles I want to play, but your rule definitely applies to any PS or Xbox, since they might not get enough decent games or cancel them. But other than that waiting doesn't make much sense anymore since consoles don't drop in price, they actually increase with inflation.

>>717505551
Sure, but just when the girl was starting to let go of her mentor, suddenly asteroid attack. It felt a bit cheap to me. Hopefully Prism Peak doesn't have that problem.

>>717505628
get fucked silktroon, mina the hollower chads WON

>>717505220
Need to see the Nuenis before I buy his game.

>>717505687
Reminder that when the board merge april fools happend /v/ was fused with /int/ and it revealed all the console war threads were made by south americans.

>>717505706
Countercase : the Wii U

>>717505719
It's the first non space game(for what we know if there is no twist) so I am very excited to see how they handle a different tone.
Still expecting tears and gutchpunches anyway.

>>717505736
I'll wait for the sequel with better graphics where Mina is actually cute during gameplay

Why is the JP presentation for Neverway so much better despite it being a western game? It leans way more into the horror aspect and has none of the quirky narration.

>>717505648
Nue threesome.

>>717505808
>t. agp addict

>>717504692
Is this just trials?

>>717505774
Smash 4
WW HD
TP HD
Breath of the Wild
Pikmin 3
XcX
DK Tropical Freeze

I think Mina and that not hollow knight were all that interested me. There wasn't even a 1 more thing

>Mina the hollower demo
>Ball X Pit confirmed coming to switch, also Demo today
>UFO 50 shadow drop


Eh, there've been worse indie directs. I actually liked that not Hollow Knight game. Their last one was pretty solid.

triggered the ninpedo pajeet shills

>>717505706
Inflation decreases the value of the dollar. Assuming price stays the same (big if), the cost goes down in real terms.

>>717505770
>Mad because they can't afford their FIFA machines
Yep, checks out.

>>717504586
sir....
this is a Walgreens

>>717505441
Dev already said it will be released before the handheld because the game isn't actually tied to the console like a launch title.

>>717505774
The Wii U definitely had more than 5 good exclusives, which is actually impressive for a failed console in only 4 years, doing better than the PS5 and XSX.

>>717503462 (OP)
dont care didnt watch, Nintendo has become worse than EA, has bad as EA has been at least all they do now is scam sports normalfags and make battlefield every few years, Nintendo is speedrunning into becoming the most anti-consumer company in the industry

snoyvegan slopchizo seethejeet melttroondown

>>717505917
I'm just saying that's what they use as an excuse to increase the price, and now all consoles do it.

>>717505981
call me with Bingtendo has micro transactions in their first party games

>>717505873
It's a local multiplayer type game where you build a course together and race.

>>717505961
Honestly 5 games seems a little to low to justify a console purchase.

>>717506038
>he doesn’t know
>that online playtest is already testing out microtransactions. Not a matter of “if”, but “when”

>>717505774
To be fair that even that had enough games to hit that mark.
XCX
Tropical dong
3d world
Mario maker
Splatoon
Are the ones I got it for myself.

>>717505948
>Dev
It is my sincere belief that Leth hasn't spoken to Team Cherry in years.
That said Gamescom in ~1.5 weeks is a likely place to expect news.

>>717506038
?

>>717505879
Splatoon
Mario Maker
Mario 3D World
Bayonetta 2
Mario Kart 8
Hyrule Warriors

>>717505131
After this I probably shouldn't.

At least UFO50 finally got a Japanese translation.
But it was still relegated to the sizzle reel in both directs.

>>717506038
>>717506116
Nintendo already had microtransactions on the 3ds and Wii U. No one bought them so they stopped.

the rpg themed kanji puzzle game thing in the Japanese direct looked cool

>>717505628
You won't even be able to afford one LOL, they're gonna have to raise the price again.

>>717506217
They did? I don't remember

>>717506025
That's tariffs, not inflation. Switch 1 went 8 years without increasing the price.

>>717506217
badge arcade made bucks on 3ds

>>717506038
Pick up the phone, anon.

>>717506123
the last thing I did before they shut down the 3DS store was using like ~10 bucks to get the games on this thing
gotta say, haggling with Rusty was pretty neat

>>717506112
Funny enough PS5 and XSX never reached that number, they port their games to PC before accumulating 5 exclusives.

>>717506075
so like a couch co-op trials but with a "build legos with your dad/son" spin. that's wholesome

>>717506342
Those are mobile games. I'm not brown enough to play those.

>>717505524
+1 game where the gimmick is that the graphics are all kanji
otherwise all the same games but longer trailers for stuff the US version had shoved into a highlight reel

>>717503462 (OP)
This was the only good thing out of the showcase.

>>717506075
>>717506429
So it's just 2D Make Way.

>>717506262
Quite a few of the mii plaza games had them and let's not forget about their free to start nonsense and the mobile games.
It's part of why people call Iwata Jewish.

>>717506330
Badge arcade was so hideously generous to the point where they had to patch the free plays you get from the practice mode to pay out less frequently and even then it was still extremely generous.
The few times anyone did pay for it they only paid with the scraps on their account.

>>717506446
Neither am I. It's still a first party Bingtendo game as you requested.

>>717505917
Everything is rising BUT salaries

>>717506576
>It's part of why people call Iwata Jewish
First time I've heard that. I wasn't on /v/ during the Wii U/3DS era thoughbeit

>>717506429
It's more goofy and frenetic than techy and it's structured into a game rather than being freeform building.

>>717506576
iwata also made it so only the deluxe version of the WII U came with a fucking stand
what a jew move

>>717506687
I love that little stand. I still use that thing all the time for my phone and other stuff

>>717506663
Believe me, with the current president the apple didn’t fall too far from the tree

>>717505774
Wii U had a very strong lineup for such a failure of a system. It's like the Dreamcast in that regard.

>>717506663
yeah, under iwata, fire emblem heroes went full microtracations garbage. glad nintendo stopped focusing on mobile

>>717506782
>under Iwata
FEH launched almost two goddamn years after he died

how many poopees do brownshitskin ninpajeets get paid for shilling on this board 24/7?

>>717506836
just like the switch, it was iwata's brain child

watching the JP stream after the NA and the difference in the style of narration is stark. The NA stream has insufferable retards presenting games while the JP stream presents games as if the audience is full of insufferable retards and they need to over-explain everything

>>717506929
Super Mario Run was the only mobile game he weighed in on, that's why it had the upfront fee and free updates.

>>717507043
iwata was the one to push nintendo into mobile games in the first place

>>717504128
I’m sure it’ll get a switch 1 version, just buy that

>>717506759
You say that but Furukawa and kimishima haven't really continued any of iwata's nonsense. The closest is probably NSO and that's just 20 bucks.

>>717506836
Iwata was the one who signed the deals for the mobile games in the first place, in fact, the DEnA deal was one of the last public appearances he made before he died.
Dying before they're released doesn't mean he wasn't the cause.

>>717507002
JP stream is right

>>717507087
No, that was the shareholders and investors, they threatened a revolt if they didn't get into mobile games.

>>717507043
It was also the worst preforming of them since everyone went “i’m not paying $12 for a mobile game” or however much it was

>>717507002
The NA stream also has a clear homosexual reading the lines meant for a female voice. That meownificence or whatever he said would sound ear curdling on anything other than a woman.

>>717504931
it got 3 minutes in jp direct

>>717504824
If you’ve played indie games on switch 1 then you’d understand the improvements on switch 2

No UFO 50 I’m guessing?

UFO 50 still looks like a bunch of cheap shovelware shit to me.

At this point I think the absolute radio silence on Silksong is a running joke and we're the punchline.

>>717507142
>hey threatened a revolt
you can't take those statement seriously
its like that one investor asking why they keep talking about video games
these fucks were more revolting cause the Wii u and 3DS did worse than they thought

>>717507292
oh they absolutely think it's a cute marketing quirk

>so short and bland that the thread didn't even hit bump limit before ending (not even close)
>no "one more thing" either
so is their strategy to piss people off on purpose to help make their own Direct look better?

>>717507292
Took you long enough

>>717507259
its out today

Does ufo50 have brown people?

>>717507142
>that was the shareholders and investors
Iwata himself said that he was considering it from about 2012, long before investors started pestering.

>>717507328
They have the whole internet marketing their game for them for free and all they have to do is let it happen. You can't buy that kind of marketing it's a little more than a "cute quirk".

>>717507292
it doesn't exist

>>717504962
TC enjoys watching all the retards online squirm and beg for silksong every minor vidya event
they're going to avoid announcing the release date for as long as they can to keep the show going
gamescom will not have the release date either, btw, the best silkfags can get is a release date for not xbox console

>>717507142
https://techcrunch.com/2015/03/17/nintendo-partners-with-dena-to-brings-its-games-and-ip-to-smartphones/
>At a joint-press conference, Nintendo President Satoru Iwata revealed that talks began as early as the summer of 2010, but became more concrete last year
Why lie about that?

>>717507620
>>717507754
but iwata died so he did nothing wrong

>>717507489
yes

>>717507848
>amiibo exclusive to specific stores while the amiibo themselves had exclusive content
>microtransactions in their games, even in paid games like NSMB2
>didn't sell replacement gamepass because they were too expensive (joycon are sold at a loss by the way)
>4.99 for NES roms when games like crash were like 2 bucks on ps3
>their draconian YouTube rules
>too cheap to put gyro and nfc support into their pro controllers but still sold it at a premium price

>implying any of this is better than just paying a little more and 20 bucks for online.

>>717506075
Mod Nation Racers?

>>717508235
And just so you don't have a point to weasel out on
>while the amiibo themselves had exclusive content
That's actual content like characters, challenge modes and so on, not the cosmetics and cheats they're used for now.

>>717508235
>their draconian YouTube rules
what the fuck was iwata thinking?!

>>717508235
don't forgot that they still had region lock

>>717508235
>too cheap to put analog triggers and hall effect sticks into their pro controllers but still sell it at an extra-premium price

>>717508430
Oh right, that's another point against the Iwata era

>>717508319
Stuff like that always felt like they lawyers overreaching in protection of brand and justifying their own existence.
The guys in the marketing team mush have felt like throttling whoever started pushing it.

>>717508430
I'll take back paddles and the ability to easily replace sticks without soldering over those gimmicks.

>>717508664
It was a result of the partner program they tried to set up.

>>717508235
>paid online with a smattering of classic ROMs
>allowing Game Freak to outright lie to their fans to justify cutting out tons of content from Pokemon SwSh
>$60 for three Mario ROMs
>$60 ports of last-gen games and HD Wii games
>$70 for an asset flip Zelda sequel
>$80 for Mario Kart to drive people into buying a bundle instead
>screwing people with "free Joycon repairs" by lazily replacing busted limited edition Joycons with different regular edition ones
>striking down fan projects and events with far greater vigor, including incredibly draconian game permission requirements for Japanese speedrun events
>>717508813
>back paddles aren't a gimmick
>but analog triggers (which are an industry standard) and sticks less susceptible to drift are

>>717508884
wasn't it something like "you get 30% of the ad money and we let you use our games"
this was so ass

>>717508986
Dexit fags are so annoying still. Imagine expecting them to include literally more than 1000 unique pokemon in a single game. It's not even a matter of ability as it is just a stupid fucking decision to try and include EVERY single pokemon ever all the time. That shit would take eons and feel unapproachable to anyone but the most severe of autists.

>>717509147
Except they bridged the gap further with the paid DLC. Also, they lied that the Dex cut would be offset by them making new models and improved animations.

Wasnt really expecting anything but this was literally just shovelware

>>717508986
Don't other pro/"elite" controllers have back buttons, and aren't the sticks better quality than before?

>>717509416
and Nintendofags are going way harder defending this one because they hastily threw the Partner Showcase under the bus

>>717509692
Literally eat shit, jeet.

>>717509880
jeet is when say nintendo bad