10 minutes before the show
https://www.youtube.com/live/mTv0HmKoUqw
>>717503462 (OP)I bet there's gonna be some major Nintendo IP getting an Indie adaptation, like what Crypt of the Necrodancer did with Zelda. I'm betting something Star Fox.
>>717503462 (OP)are these nintendo exclusives or multiplats?
My fault gang here's the real link.
https://www.youtube.com/live/QFiuI4l2KII?si=ENeDMNmQ63wy-BJY
After 10000 years, Silksong is finally here...
whats the difference between this and a partners showcase
Has anyone seen my clown makeup kit?
>>717503784More farming simulators since bigger companies generally pass on these.
WHERE THE FUCK IS SILKSONG
I DON'T EVEN LIKE HOLLOW KNIGHT BUT I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO STOP SCREAMING ABOUT IT
>>717503784think about it really hard, im sure you can figure it out
Hopefully people can finally shut the fuck up about reddit knight 2: tumblr song
Cute mice games are at an all time high.
>>717503784Partner showcase has a few larger devs in it
HAHA GET IT? HIS NAME IS LIONEL BECAUSE HE'S A LION
>>717503839I can't figure it out
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS INSUFFERABLE LISP
Is the female narrator drunk?
>we have silksong at home
Oh wow, it's notHollowknight
is this the thread? i know its indies but really no one cares huh
>We got Hollow Knight clones before Silksong
>Castleroids
>Farming simulators
>Visual novels
mark my words this is all we're getting today
>>717503872so these aren't partners
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>another crypt custodian
based
>>717503939was literally going to post this
This soundtrack is unnerving.
So now โSilkslopโ is a thing, huh?
>>717503952It's going to be literally fucking nothing but hey, I'll watch it cause I need something to do
Get ready for very indie to be Silksong
>>717503923Wouldn't you be?
>farming sim this early
grim
Farming simulator count: 1
that trailer's music was so bad, it reminds me of that one anon's shop BGM post
I wish they wouldn't waste time showing the devs, always find it so pointless.
looks cool
waiting for there to be some degenerate shit that makes me not care
>pixel artist from Celeste
Oh no...
>>717503989There's been Hollow Knight copycats for years now.
>new disasterpiece OST
I'll take it
>dark nightmarish farming sim with romance elements and top-down 2d combat
these indie devs realy are just throwing darts at grid squares full of tropes
>>717504051VAI SE FUDER ANON
>Farming sim
>But it's about depression
You now remember phil fish exists
>I am, Reading this, Off a, Cue card
why do nintendo presenters always suck so much ass
I really want to play Mina on Switch 2 but I'm allergic to digital purchases and doubt there'll be a physical version on release - let alone a non game key one. So I'll just pirate and play on Rog Ally instead
That last metroidvania is so ugly, I hate Tweening
>immediately mention 3 different indie games: Fez, Celeste, HLD
>pls buy ours
Shameless
Why is the female narrator's line delivery so stilted lmao, it sounds like she's either sloshed and trying to keep it together or has a gun pointed at her head.
>>717504107oh god i'm choking on it
>>717504107is that the onions face guy
This is the most dogshit voiceover I've heard
>>717504104that sounds redundant
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wtf? what happened /v/?
>next year
I can understand somewhat why AAA games can advertise early to build up hype, but I feel indie games must be better to do marketing closer to release.
Do we prefer 2D pixelslop or barebone 3d tech demos
Holy shit it's a strand type game
>from the publishers that lost their developers to fucking valve
>>717504107I liked Fez and probably would have liked Fez 2
who asked for Herdling
who wanted this
>animal herding game
Looks kino NGL
>cattle herding simulator
Need it or sneed it?
>shepherd simulator
ireland really stoked rn
>>717504057It's all padding to keep pace with the JP stream that has different games shown. Play them side by side and it's clear as day.
>>717503462 (OP)>already showing garbage slop for the slop eatersphew
>JP Direct is completely different
>still sucks ass
Goddammit
>>717504173The most genuine dick sucker
I wanted herding
I asked for this
>>717504007GOSTOSAAAAAAAA
I just logged in and saw a cute cow game
What did i miss?
The kanji game is pretty nifty
you should play as the herd, would suit gamers better
these farts speaks like they're slammed on morphin goddamn speed up
Why are most indie games boring shit like this?
>we have Diner Dash at home
>>717504138she probably has a regular job at Nitendo working as a video editor or smth
>>7175042612d indiie shit
>>717504261A latinx goth girl
>>717504272Because most indie devs are boring people.
>>717504262is that on the nip stream?
Not bad for a waiter simulation.
tard wrangler sim. better than the furry and tranny games before it at least
>>717504183I like ps1 low poly slop
>>717503784this one is morally correct to simp for since these slop games are made by beloved wholesome indieslopper developers!
>>717504278Based Diner Dash knower
>>717504213I bet half those JP games are coming west but they aren't bothering to show them despite being more interesting than this shit
>little kitty big clitty
>already a cat game
damn that's quick
>>717504224Can't rewind on the JP stream? That's gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFiuI4l2KII
>>7175042942d indie shit direct
IT'S A LITTLE KITTY
IN A BIG CITY
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK<
>>>>>>>indies
Who the fuck cares? When's the real direct?
WHAT IS THIS DOGSHIT FRAMERATE IT'S 2025
missed the beginning; i'll watch the VOD later.
>>717503462 (OP)>Game is like old school zelda except it stars a young girl with pronouns in the real world so it isnt really fantasyWhy the fuck is this a trend?
I played this cat game on pc gamepass
Its not very good
>>717504213Oh so that's why, yeah JP streams usually have a few more games.
How long this is going to be?
>>717504278I wish. This shit doesn't have any time limit at all, and no cute waitresses either.
>>717504357Bury your face indies nuts lmao gottem
>>717504272They aren't, the people in charge of indie world just have abysmal taste
>>717504372You're not missing much.
>>717504357the "real" direct was last week and it was literally the worst direct I have ever seen
your brain forced yourself to forget as a defense mechanism
>>717504224the rat innawods game seemed nice
>>717504386It didn't look good in the trailer either
>>717503462 (OP)>>717504007I hate spaniards and spics so much. cancer on every form of art they infect.
>We're updating the game!
>Sometime this year!
Is that really announcement worthy
If there is ONE interesting game, i'll consider the showcase well above the expectations.
jesus christ these losers. why would they think this retarded commentary would help sell anything.
I honestly don't know what i expected from an indie direct..
Is that an electric mixer head monster?
Oh great. Another streamerslop.
Indie game?
Most of them are just ports from existing games.
>>717504213They're not made for foreigners so it's not needed.
>streamerslop horror game
No thanks
>>71750440215 minutes. already over halfway done
>youtuber simulator
I sleep
>>717504303but she spoke Portuguese. the ugliest European language right after Albanian
absolute state of tendies
simply too powerful for switch 1
How does this compare to the headliners?
>metroidvania
>cat game
>farm game
>streamerbait 6 months late
Incredible indie offer
Games for
low testosterone Man
and
high caloriene Woman
What is this shit, the bird game is the only game that looked even slightly decent
>>717504202>>cattle herding simulator>Need it or sneed it?Just needs a mod to replace sheeps with human cattle (women) and it's great
>>717504478its fotm from last year, haha holy shit releases next year. dead on arrival.
You will need goverment ID to play Content Warning
Screencap this
Balls balls balls balls balls
>>717504173The creator of hits such as Fez and almost fez 2
>/v/ hates cats now
What the fuck happened
>until 2026
What's even the point?
>another vampsu clone
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN*
That man has a fruit on his head.
lol BALL x PIT
what a name
looks alright enough
>action roguelike
>inspired by vampire survivor
Wow, so exciting!
why would you name drop your inspiration wtf.
>another devolver slop that gonna be 50% off in a month
>next year
Holy shit who's gonna play content warning in a year
hey this looks interestin-
>survival roguelike
oh fuck off
SHOW FIRST PARTIES
SHOW FIRST PARTIES
STOP THE PARTNERS
SHOW FIRST PARTIES
>more roguelites
indies are creatively bankrupt
I want an extra hour in the ball pit
>>717504528t. fat neckbeard who jerks off in his moms basement despite being in his 30s
Ball x Pit is far more fun than it should be.
most of these fall into would play for 30 mins if free to try category
Okay this is kinda hype tho, why'd he have to dampen hype by making it sound so derivative
Wait this was a real game?
I thought it was a shitpost
>Let me tell you about my Indie game. It's just like [rattles off names of other indie games]
These people are so uninspired. They do nothing but ape each other. It's sad to watch. No originality at all.
>another Vaqmpire Survivor
>>717504320Yeah, like an ascii game but with kanji and steroid
>>717504586>indie worldretard
reverse bullet hell looks fun
>>717504586in the indie showcase?
>>717504528Most people here are Persons of Excessive Calories so its not a dubious distinction.
>>717504542>Look at me, i hate women, i'm coolfaggot
>inspired by my favorite games
>like vampire survivors
gaming is never going to stop being dogshit
I swear this is already on Switch
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Wait it's typed ball x pit but they just say ball pit, am I meant to read spy x family as just spy family?
Ahh, I remember Happy Wheels
>this is the slop people who say AAA games suck play
Kek
>We got Happy Wheels at hme
>>717504272indieshitters think they are le quirky and creative but this is EXACTLY the kind of slop you see in every single indieshit presentation
My brain just turns off whenever I see something resembling VS. Ultimate slop.
This game doesn't look like it, but if the dev himself is comparing it to that, I trust him.
>UCH sequel
Holy fuck is that an actual announcement in my shithole indie world
The peak shitty multiplayer experience.
I should make a game, my ideas are better than everything shown here
Do you retards understand that roguelikes are very popular among indies because their procedural nature means you can make long games with relatively low content?
>>717504613>>717504615>>717504640This is about them having partner showcases before a single Direct for the Switch 2 generation, dipshits.
>>717504608in their defense a lot of creatives start doing what they do because they want to imitate what they love
and there are a lot of really good indie games that are literally examples of "game that I loved as a kid but now I'm going to make it even better"
>>717504665that's ultimate chicken horse
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>>717504646Would you rather these shitlords make another Metroidvania?
>>717504669Sometimes it's silent, sometimes it's pronounced cross, sometimes it's pronounced X.
literally just mobile games?
>>717504669Don't look up how you're supposed to say Hunter x Hunter
>the japanese game is the one that looks the best
What a fucking shocker
>>717504693You can do it, anon.
Ah, this underwater one is pretty cool.
>Water dinosaur bird named Twi
finally japanese indie game, and it's not rougelike shit
Indie World? More like BORING World
This is some Ecco the Dolphin shit
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That's a man
>>717504707I understand I just don't care.
wait this looks kind of cool
>>717504758>her voiceI NEED TO FILL HER THROAT WITH CUM
>>717504758You are going to play her game, right?
>"here's some switch 2 games to play"
>they're all also available for the switch as well
Does this system have a single game for it?
>>717504759I would rather have them make a good game no matter what the genre is
SPORE bros?
Is this our time?
Could be interesting, but they needed to give the fish big boobs.
Well, much like the partner direct this was nothing but shit, Nintendo really gave barely anyone dev kits.
>>717504758why does every jav look like this i cant goon from old man pov
>>717504707everyone is obviously aware and there is too much. That being said most ppl here are retards who expect goty from a solo dev
>>717504808No, it doesn't
is this dont starve with rats?
>>717504803That's how most of the girls look like in Japan.
now this is peak indieslop complete with clap clap hey music
Before we go? I thought it was 30 minutes
>>717504693With the power of Generative AI, you can make it without any tangible skills! We are living in a true Golden Age!
>jap dev
>not a lazy roguelite or metroid clone
I can always count on the nips
10 minutes of indies? What was the point of this?
FINALLY GENSHIN IMPACT FOR SWITCH 2
>>717504824indies aren't going to make games targeting platforms that they didn't have access to
>>717504824We told you not to buy it yet anon. You have only yourself to blame. At least you get like, a few extra frames for all of these old games
>>7175048352029 at the earliest since Nintendo won't let anyone besides Sakurai make them and he's too busy making Kirby Air Riders 2.
>CAVE OF FUCKING QUD
lol wat?
Silksongbros... Surely the ''One more thing'' will save us...
THIS IS IT ALREADY AHAHAHA NINTENDO WELL AND TRULY HAS NOTHING
>>717504824These are games that would run in a toaster, it would be stupid to not release them in the system owned by 150 million people.
>>717504824Why the hell would indies wanna miss out on the NS1? It's bigger than PS2 ever was with more active users
>OPUS: Prism Peak only gets 10 seconds
boooo
>>717503462 (OP)If this is shit like the last direct as well then I am officially done with watching these things live. I just look at a list of trailers after and maybe click on 2 of them.
>mouse game
>cleaning game
>bookshop game
>coding game
>detective game
>photography game
>farm sim game
UFO 50 is neat
>>717504886contractual obligation
>>717504867"how most look" or "what most look like" ESL anon not "how most look like"
>UFO 50's coming to switch
Neat.
wow go go town look fun, sadly lack hunting
Really need to drop anyhints for smash, 3d mario, or new mainline Zelda game or switch 2 is DOA soon
slop levels off the chart
>>717503462 (OP)>another indie presentation with +100k viewers because everyone is waiting for SilksongThere is no way this shit isn't intentional. They are definitively getting paid to not reveal the release date.
>>717504920>>717504917>>717504902how is the game? was thinking of trying it (on PC)
>>717504758Isadora is cuter
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>>717504892Backpack loli photographer game is in
TIME FOR SILKSONG RELEASE DATE
>>717504759I would rather they killed themselves
>literally not a single actual new game announcement
L
M
A
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>>717504931that one actually looked interesting
It wasn't as bad as the partner direct.
>strange antiquities
neat I kind of liked horticulture
>silkcucks lose again
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>717504707That's exactly the problem.
>no One More Thing
Jesus, what a disaster
>>717504892Ah yes, hoyoverse
My favorite multi billion dollar indie company
>Caves of Chud
>Strange Horticulture sequel
>the one dad game
Reels had the actual fucking games
Are indie showcase always this short?
>that's it
SILKSLOPPERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
the switch 2 has no games lol
>>717504935Indie world has never been good, at least not the EN one, this is probably one of the best ones because that underwater game actually looks kind of cool
>>717504963autism simulator
>>717504902>>717504917>>717504920CoQ is really good. One of the best modern Roguelikes (and an actual one).
The main cringe part is that there is a plant that uses xe/xim pronouns (which is gay) and there is qgirl who is some developers self insert and is also gay.
Aside from that it is easily better than 99% of other roguelikes.
Alright, someone get my my clown makeup and rainbow wig...
>TIMED EXCLUSIVE
ohnonono switch bros
>STILL NO SILKSONG
This is the greatest marketing campaign of all time. I dont give a shit about hollow knight or whatever but I'm still talking about this game just because they refuse to show it.
>>717504886Maybe it was too expensive to be a long twitter video
>>717504824Metroid Prime 4: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
Pokemon Legends Z-A: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
>UFO 50
Thank fuck there was at least something decent there.
But these directs really need to understand that they do need a "One more thing..." surprise headliner to end on a high note. If you don't have one lined up, don't bother.
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>post yfw you didn't buy a Switch 2 (or you did but returned it)
not even a fucking "one more thing" either
>>717504962anyone expecting Silksong is an actual retard, that shit has outgrown any "indie" showcase even Nintendo's
>>717503462 (OP)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ninpedo brownshitjeets really bought this console for these "games"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>717504940Were you in the Fire Emblem thread also calling me an ESL? I feel like you're the one getting thing wrong.
>shove two of the only good games shown right at the very end
UFO 50 got shafted.
Silksong is a fake game lmao
>>717504843looks more like Zone of the Enders but with fish
Wait this already ended? I just opened the stream. Was it just 15 minutes of nothing?
It went exactly as well as expected, lol.
Nintendo is going to lose the next generation.
>it was actually 15 minutes
thought the posts were a joke
>>717504962You would have to be a complete retard to expect it here.
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you weren't actually expecting Silksong today were you? surely you were all just taking the piss right?
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>not even 15 minutes
>no brand new games announcement
Even ignoring Silksong, did this really need a whole direct?
>UFO 50 shadow drop
They really should have made this a final surprise announcement.
>>717504963pretty good, but you should pirate it because the devs are champagne socialists
Silksong its only for Xbox showcases if you didn't know
>the live chat angry that silksong wasn't there
They need to die
>>717505045play is forever
I had the shit in the background and nothing caught my attention, anything interesting?
Another Day where Silkfags can make a Rope out of their Silk
This thread is moving moderately fast enough people might not notice I was too busy reading the thread to pay attention to the sizzle reel at the end
best part of the partner direct was seeing borderlands being demoted to sizzle reel
>>717504962You have a fantastic point
Viewership for every gamenews stream is going to fall off a cliff once Silksong is released
Unless Team Cherry puts out a cliffhanger or something and announces Hollow Knight 3.
>16 minutes of shitty indieslop
What the fuck did I expect really
>>717505035They turned what was simply a sequel to a successful indie game to one of the most anticipated games of all time through the sheer power of simply not making it.
>>717505029You take it off?
nah
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can't wait for gta 6 to release and rape nintendra shitch poo in the ass
>15 minutes
Why even bother?
>>717505057no i dont really post on /v/ im a /sp/ chad i was just trying to help you learn not be rude
>>717505076They kinda only exist to prop up indies and foster a relation with them. It's more for the devs than they are for the consumer
>>717505091cow herding mood piece
>>717504954Why does the gaming new guard hate the likes of Taito?
Well, that was indeed something!
silksong looks gay and its autistic fans are annoying as shit
>>717505051we're all happy with it snoycel
>>717505075I hope so, it's obviously real direct material
>>717505079absolutely not
no need to drive up hopes for something new
the game is nearly a year old
uuhhh silksistersโฆour response?
>>717504813Woah! Calm down there, celly cel!
>>717504824Yes. Donkey Kong Bananza.
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Now that the direct is over and there's no Silksong as usual, will you be playing Nue's game?
>>717505051haha I actually bought one and still play it
How much is the ufo game? I'm on the bus
>>717503462 (OP)Well that sucked
>>717504931OPUS games are so good and get better every entry but completely overlooked because it's a small asian studio.
Pic related was a space travel resource sim VN.
>Unreal asset flips
>Trannys shit
>rogue like
>rogue lite
>rogue like
>rogue like
>Tranny shit
>Farm sims
These American indie worlds are always so incredibly shit
>yfw you never played Hollow Knight or own a Switch 2
>>717505051The only people I look down on at a console launch are the people stupid enough to buy a console on release and somehow not do research and decide immediately after that they want to resell it. All it does is make them look retarded.
I can respect someone not wanting one and respect someone wanting one. Both make sense. I can't respect a retard that spends that much and then immediately complains when all information was made available to them beforehand
>>717503967No, they're more like underlings.
>>717505121it's a indie world
there's been like 10 of them
i don't know why people expect anything different from them
NINTENDO HAS FORGOTTON ABOUT MARIO!
>>717505091the last game they showed before the sizzle reel, an underwater adventure
what a fucking shocker that by far the best game in the presentation was the japanese one
>>717505079>a year old pixelshit game is some kind of a big dealswitchniggers everyone
It's very nice of Nintendo to promote these indie games though, I'm sure most would never get any visibility if it weren't for this.
OPUS: Prism Peak might be ok? But they should have paid for a full ad slot instead of being thrown into the middle of a montage without explaining what the game actually is.
>>717505121Watch the JP stream you idiot
>15 minutes
what did nintendo mean by this
That's it? That's the Indie Direct?
Why is the burger stream over when the JP one is still going?
>>717504973>>717504970I heard itโs canceled sorry
>>717505121>watch Indie World>upset at Indies???
>>717505287are any of the nip games coming westward?
>>717505239an actually decent game?
>muh all indies badok graphicswhore, why are you watching a nintendo stream?
>>717505235no you don't get to be smug after this shit
>command small army of cows
>UM WHO ASKED FOR THIS?
>command small army of plant
>BASED MIYAMOTO DOES IT AGAIN, PIKMIN 5 WHEN???
Why are tendies like this?
Nice to see more Mina even though it was already something I was going to buy
The ocean under ice game has cool environments but the gampelay
Is this seat taken is solid I played the demo for it didn't know it was coming out
That abyssal farming game it was interesting how there was zelda-esque combat but like super slow. Probably won't buy though
I'll probably buy UFO 50 again
Idk, I remember when there used to be indies that you see 5 seconds of and think MUST BUY MUST BUY and there just hasn't been anything like that in ages
>>717505051Uh oh, time to samefag the replies anon...
SILKSONG ON THE JP STREAM
>>717505257Literally eat shit, jeet.
>>717505283Japanese version is still ongoing tho
>>717505263It was explained in the JP stream
Why the hell was this not bolted on to the partner showcase like the last one? The only announcement of substance was TroonFO 50 and that was in a fucking sizzle reel.
>>717505051>picrel
>>717505235my rule is you buy a console for the stuff on it right now. I can't abide retards who claim they bought a console for something that isn't out yet or far off in the distance, like "I bought a Xbox for Scalebound" or whatever.
This direct could be an email.
>>717505272Cant. Its not made for non-japs.
>>717505084It will be playable on both the Xbox and Switch booths.
>>717505028aaaand dropped
>>717505328i like that mouse game
gives me oracle of season/ oracle of ages vibes
>>717505329Shut up, retard incapable of basic researching of a console purchase
>>717505368They got an app for that
>>717505220Of courshe, I've been itching for some good underwater stuff for years but devs are so scared to make it because of retards who get filtered by the extra dimensions of movement
>>717505229I didn't like the gut punch at the end.
>>717505035I like to think they finished it four years ago and are just sitting around watching the wait memes snowball
I feel Glaciered could easily be converted into an Ecco the Dolphin game. I only liked the Ball x Pit and Neverway. Disappointing no Silksong showing at the very least. I guess Microsoft wants to hog the reveal.
>>717505140JP version is like 5 mins longer btw
>>717504962If they've been following Silksong, they should know the release date reveal will come from Microsoft and not Nintendo. It's already been confirmed Silksong is launching the same day as the ROG Xbox Ally handheld, so any other company revealing the date is revealing this Xbox information too.
>>717505387You were never gonna play it anyways, game is too hard/complicated for you.
>>717505263All OPUS games are great, so far. Go play them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
>>717505330real life thing boring
fictional thing fun
No one wants to herd cows, everyone wants to herd funny little plant men
>>717505319>upset at shitty Indies*Nigger
>>717505330the cow game was actually kind of cool
only two games looking forward to, mouse game and the hollow knight/ ender Lilly clone
Why did you people expect Silksong here when it was clearly tied to the new Xbox Rog thingie and MS already said it will be playable at their booth at Gamescom?
I hope this and the partner showcase was just getting all the shit out of the way to have a real direct now, tell me about the fucking Zelda that's coming in 5 years and the new Mario.
>>717505125and bug tiddies.
>>717505337uh oh, ninjeet mad as hell
time to call the entire scam call center here to shill shitch poo
>>717505432What they got different?
A SILKSONG FLEW OVER ME AIEEE
>mina
>ultimate raccoon
>neverway
>ufo 50
decent
...This is supposed to make me WANT to buy a $500 Gameboy?
>>717505450ok xister, time for your dilation
>>717505419Well it wasn't that out of nowhere with how the narrative was set up. But yes they like to jerk a tear or two.
>>717503462 (OP)Very cool! I am buying a Switch 2 tonight.
>>717505518why are Indians so racist against themselves?
>jp stream is over
What now silkbros?
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And yet another disappointment from Nintendo to their fans. I'm seriously not buying a damn Switch 2 until they get their shit together.
>>717505579The caste system
So what did the Japanese stream show?
>>717505363The major third parties probably did not want to associate with indie slop and pressured Nintendo to split the presentation.
>>717505579Yeah, I noticed there's been a lot of jeets, Mexicans, and Europeans flooding the board with console war threads.
>>717505364I actually only do that with Nintendo consoles because they're a 100% guarantee of get at least 5 titles I want to play, but your rule definitely applies to any PS or Xbox, since they might not get enough decent games or cancel them. But other than that waiting doesn't make much sense anymore since consoles don't drop in price, they actually increase with inflation.
>>717505551Sure, but just when the girl was starting to let go of her mentor, suddenly asteroid attack. It felt a bit cheap to me. Hopefully Prism Peak doesn't have that problem.
>>717505628get fucked silktroon, mina the hollower chads WON
>>717505220Need to see the Nuenis before I buy his game.
>>717505687Reminder that when the board merge april fools happend /v/ was fused with /int/ and it revealed all the console war threads were made by south americans.
>>717505706Countercase : the Wii U
>>717505719It's the first non space game(for what we know if there is no twist) so I am very excited to see how they handle a different tone.
Still expecting tears and gutchpunches anyway.
>>717505736I'll wait for the sequel with better graphics where Mina is actually cute during gameplay
Why is the JP presentation for Neverway so much better despite it being a western game? It leans way more into the horror aspect and has none of the quirky narration.
>>717505648Nue threesome.
>>717505808>t. agp addict
>>717504692Is this just trials?
>>717505774Smash 4
WW HD
TP HD
Breath of the Wild
Pikmin 3
XcX
DK Tropical Freeze
I think Mina and that not hollow knight were all that interested me. There wasn't even a 1 more thing
>Mina the hollower demo
>Ball X Pit confirmed coming to switch, also Demo today
>UFO 50 shadow drop
Eh, there've been worse indie directs. I actually liked that not Hollow Knight game. Their last one was pretty solid.
triggered the ninpedo pajeet shills
>>717505706Inflation decreases the value of the dollar. Assuming price stays the same (big if), the cost goes down in real terms.
>>717505770>Mad because they can't afford their FIFA machinesYep, checks out.
>>717504586sir....
this is a Walgreens
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>>717505441Dev already said it will be released before the handheld because the game isn't actually tied to the console like a launch title.
>>717505774The Wii U definitely had more than 5 good exclusives, which is actually impressive for a failed console in only 4 years, doing better than the PS5 and XSX.
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>>717503462 (OP)dont care didnt watch, Nintendo has become worse than EA, has bad as EA has been at least all they do now is scam sports normalfags and make battlefield every few years, Nintendo is speedrunning into becoming the most anti-consumer company in the industry
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>>717505917I'm just saying that's what they use as an excuse to increase the price, and now all consoles do it.
>>717505981call me with Bingtendo has micro transactions in their first party games
>>717505873It's a local multiplayer type game where you build a course together and race.
>>717505961Honestly 5 games seems a little to low to justify a console purchase.
>>717506038>he doesnโt know>that online playtest is already testing out microtransactions. Not a matter of โifโ, but โwhenโ
>>717505774To be fair that even that had enough games to hit that mark.
XCX
Tropical dong
3d world
Mario maker
Splatoon
Are the ones I got it for myself.
>>717505948>DevIt is my sincere belief that Leth hasn't spoken to Team Cherry in years.
That said Gamescom in ~1.5 weeks is a likely place to expect news.
>>717505879Splatoon
Mario Maker
Mario 3D World
Bayonetta 2
Mario Kart 8
Hyrule Warriors
>>717505131After this I probably shouldn't.
At least UFO50 finally got a Japanese translation.
But it was still relegated to the sizzle reel in both directs.
>>717506038>>717506116Nintendo already had microtransactions on the 3ds and Wii U. No one bought them so they stopped.
the rpg themed kanji puzzle game thing in the Japanese direct looked cool
>>717505628You won't even be able to afford one LOL, they're gonna have to raise the price again.
>>717506217They did? I don't remember
>>717506025That's tariffs, not inflation. Switch 1 went 8 years without increasing the price.
>>717506217badge arcade made bucks on 3ds
>>717506038Pick up the phone, anon.
>>717506123the last thing I did before they shut down the 3DS store was using like ~10 bucks to get the games on this thing
gotta say, haggling with Rusty was pretty neat
>>717506112Funny enough PS5 and XSX never reached that number, they port their games to PC before accumulating 5 exclusives.
>>717506075so like a couch co-op trials but with a "build legos with your dad/son" spin. that's wholesome
>>717506342Those are mobile games. I'm not brown enough to play those.
>>717505524+1 game where the gimmick is that the graphics are all kanji
otherwise all the same games but longer trailers for stuff the US version had shoved into a highlight reel
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>>717503462 (OP)This was the only good thing out of the showcase.
>>717506075>>717506429So it's just 2D Make Way.
>>717506262Quite a few of the mii plaza games had them and let's not forget about their free to start nonsense and the mobile games.
It's part of why people call Iwata Jewish.
>>717506330Badge arcade was so hideously generous to the point where they had to patch the free plays you get from the practice mode to pay out less frequently and even then it was still extremely generous.
The few times anyone did pay for it they only paid with the scraps on their account.
>>717506446Neither am I. It's still a first party Bingtendo game as you requested.
>>717505917Everything is rising BUT salaries
>>717506576>It's part of why people call Iwata JewishFirst time I've heard that. I wasn't on /v/ during the Wii U/3DS era thoughbeit
>>717506429It's more goofy and frenetic than techy and it's structured into a game rather than being freeform building.
>>717506576iwata also made it so only the deluxe version of the WII U came with a fucking stand
what a jew move
>>717506687I love that little stand. I still use that thing all the time for my phone and other stuff
>>717506663Believe me, with the current president the apple didnโt fall too far from the tree
>>717505774Wii U had a very strong lineup for such a failure of a system. It's like the Dreamcast in that regard.
>>717506663yeah, under iwata, fire emblem heroes went full microtracations garbage. glad nintendo stopped focusing on mobile
>>717506782>under IwataFEH launched almost two goddamn years after he died
how many poopees do brownshitskin ninpajeets get paid for shilling on this board 24/7?
>>717506836just like the switch, it was iwata's brain child
watching the JP stream after the NA and the difference in the style of narration is stark. The NA stream has insufferable retards presenting games while the JP stream presents games as if the audience is full of insufferable retards and they need to over-explain everything
>>717506929Super Mario Run was the only mobile game he weighed in on, that's why it had the upfront fee and free updates.
>>717507043iwata was the one to push nintendo into mobile games in the first place
>>717504128Iโm sure itโll get a switch 1 version, just buy that
>>717506759You say that but Furukawa and kimishima haven't really continued any of iwata's nonsense. The closest is probably NSO and that's just 20 bucks.
>>717506836Iwata was the one who signed the deals for the mobile games in the first place, in fact, the DEnA deal was one of the last public appearances he made before he died.
Dying before they're released doesn't mean he wasn't the cause.
>>717507002JP stream is right
>>717507087No, that was the shareholders and investors, they threatened a revolt if they didn't get into mobile games.
>>717507043It was also the worst preforming of them since everyone went โiโm not paying $12 for a mobile gameโ or however much it was
>>717507002The NA stream also has a clear homosexual reading the lines meant for a female voice. That meownificence or whatever he said would sound ear curdling on anything other than a woman.
>>717504931it got 3 minutes in jp direct
>>717504824If youโve played indie games on switch 1 then youโd understand the improvements on switch 2
No UFO 50 Iโm guessing?
UFO 50 still looks like a bunch of cheap shovelware shit to me.
At this point I think the absolute radio silence on Silksong is a running joke and we're the punchline.
>>717507142>hey threatened a revoltyou can't take those statement seriously
its like that one investor asking why they keep talking about video games
these fucks were more revolting cause the Wii u and 3DS did worse than they thought
>>717507292oh they absolutely think it's a cute marketing quirk
>so short and bland that the thread didn't even hit bump limit before ending (not even close)
>no "one more thing" either
so is their strategy to piss people off on purpose to help make their own Direct look better?
>>717507292Took you long enough
Does ufo50 have brown people?
>>717507142>that was the shareholders and investorsIwata himself said that he was considering it from about 2012, long before investors started pestering.
>>717507328They have the whole internet marketing their game for them for free and all they have to do is let it happen. You can't buy that kind of marketing it's a little more than a "cute quirk".
>>717507292it doesn't exist
>>717504962TC enjoys watching all the retards online squirm and beg for silksong every minor vidya event
they're going to avoid announcing the release date for as long as they can to keep the show going
gamescom will not have the release date either, btw, the best silkfags can get is a release date for not xbox console
>>717507142https://techcrunch.com/2015/03/17/nintendo-partners-with-dena-to-brings-its-games-and-ip-to-smartphones/
>At a joint-press conference, Nintendo President Satoru Iwata revealed that talks began as early as the summer of 2010, but became more concrete last yearWhy lie about that?
>>717507620>>717507754but iwata died so he did nothing wrong
>people are actually trying to argue the Iwata era was greedier than the era that gave us paid online, $80 games, and $85 controllers
>>717507848>amiibo exclusive to specific stores while the amiibo themselves had exclusive content >microtransactions in their games, even in paid games like NSMB2>didn't sell replacement gamepass because they were too expensive (joycon are sold at a loss by the way)>4.99 for NES roms when games like crash were like 2 bucks on ps3>their draconian YouTube rules>too cheap to put gyro and nfc support into their pro controllers but still sold it at a premium price>implying any of this is better than just paying a little more and 20 bucks for online.
>>717506075Mod Nation Racers?
>>717508235And just so you don't have a point to weasel out on
>while the amiibo themselves had exclusive contentThat's actual content like characters, challenge modes and so on, not the cosmetics and cheats they're used for now.
>>717508235>their draconian YouTube ruleswhat the fuck was iwata thinking?!
>>717508235don't forgot that they still had region lock
>>717508235>too cheap to put analog triggers and hall effect sticks into their pro controllers but still sell it at an extra-premium price
>>717508430Oh right, that's another point against the Iwata era
>>717508319Stuff like that always felt like they lawyers overreaching in protection of brand and justifying their own existence.
The guys in the marketing team mush have felt like throttling whoever started pushing it.
>>717508430I'll take back paddles and the ability to easily replace sticks without soldering over those gimmicks.
>>717508664It was a result of the partner program they tried to set up.
>>717508235>paid online with a smattering of classic ROMs>allowing Game Freak to outright lie to their fans to justify cutting out tons of content from Pokemon SwSh>$60 for three Mario ROMs>$60 ports of last-gen games and HD Wii games>$70 for an asset flip Zelda sequel>$80 for Mario Kart to drive people into buying a bundle instead>screwing people with "free Joycon repairs" by lazily replacing busted limited edition Joycons with different regular edition ones>striking down fan projects and events with far greater vigor, including incredibly draconian game permission requirements for Japanese speedrun events>>717508813>back paddles aren't a gimmick>but analog triggers (which are an industry standard) and sticks less susceptible to drift are
>>717508884wasn't it something like "you get 30% of the ad money and we let you use our games"
this was so ass
>>717508986Dexit fags are so annoying still. Imagine expecting them to include literally more than 1000 unique pokemon in a single game. It's not even a matter of ability as it is just a stupid fucking decision to try and include EVERY single pokemon ever all the time. That shit would take eons and feel unapproachable to anyone but the most severe of autists.
>>717509147Except they bridged the gap further with the paid DLC. Also, they lied that the Dex cut would be offset by them making new models and improved animations.
Wasnt really expecting anything but this was literally just shovelware
>>717508986Don't other pro/"elite" controllers have back buttons, and aren't the sticks better quality than before?
>>717509416and Nintendofags are going way harder defending this one because they hastily threw the Partner Showcase under the bus
>>717509692Literally eat shit, jeet.
>>717509880jeet is when say nintendo bad