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Anonymous No.717517354 [Report] >>717517649 >>717517832 >>717520419 >>717520621 >>717523093 >>717523184 >>717523324 >>717527192 >>717527797 >>717528434 >>717528885 >>717529408 >>717530852 >>717531453 >>717531935 >>717533981 >>717536958 >>717537818 >>717538438 >>717539106 >>717539906 >>717547443 >>717547703 >>717549210
Mafia The Old Country Review
It’s-a oh-vah
Anonymous No.717517649 [Report] >>717519507 >>717524091 >>717525018 >>717527587 >>717527959 >>717537894
>>717517354 (OP)
How to make an actual good mafia game
>1960s-70s
>New York, Chicago or Vegas
>Italian American protagonist
>you start off as an associate making your way up to boss
>plays like Scarface the world is yours
>have a “don view” like the godfather 2 where you can order everything from hits to shakedowns
>can promote people in your family all the way up to underboss
>other families exist in the games with dynamic goals and leadership changes/inside hits

Why is this so difficult?
Anonymous No.717517832 [Report] >>717517992 >>717520563 >>717532346 >>717549210
>>717517354 (OP)
Wokeslop
Anonymous No.717517992 [Report] >>717518103 >>717518161 >>717524609
>>717517832
How is it woke? You have 3 minutes to reply.
Anonymous No.717518103 [Report]
>>717517992
Homosexual undertones between Enzo Gay Tony.
Anonymous No.717518161 [Report] >>717518285 >>717519114 >>717520563 >>717521118 >>717532004 >>717536476 >>717536601 >>717541231
>>717517992
>stronk womxns
>non-whites plastered everywhere
>main character refers to himself as they/them and insists others do that too
>anti-racism messages
Anonymous No.717518285 [Report] >>717531649 >>717532004
>>717518161
>non-whites plastered everywhere
It’s fuckin Sicily

>main character refers to himself as they/them and insists others do that too
I don’t believe you

>anti-racism messages
I don’t believe you
Anonymous No.717518565 [Report] >>717525326
So is Vito in the game? He was in all the previous games.
Anonymous No.717518817 [Report] >>717521504 >>717521941
I would kill for another game like this, I want to strangle shop owners and build a criminal empire.
Anonymous No.717519114 [Report]
>>717518161
non of that is true
Anonymous No.717519507 [Report]
>>717517649
newyork 70s sounds based
Anonymous No.717519863 [Report]
Mafia? Italian.

Currently my best friend is an Italian. We went to a breakfast place a few days ago to eat breakfast, I got an omelette, he got a potato or something.. He said "salt? peppah? wtf is this?" because his potato was boring or something. My omelette was good though. Too bad it cost $25 that's too much for an omelette.
Anonymous No.717520419 [Report]
>>717517354 (OP)
I'm just glad it's not another 150gb game
Anonymous No.717520456 [Report] >>717532060
this franchise really can’t stop shitting itself huh
Anonymous No.717520563 [Report]
>>717517832
>>717518161
kill yourself
Anonymous No.717520621 [Report] >>717527679 >>717531246 >>717532750 >>717533105 >>717540352 >>717540353
>>717517354 (OP)
I'm never ever playing as a filfthy disgusting sicilian. They are the root of all evil in the world.

.t I'm a pastafasul wop born and raised in "the old country" and every sicilian person I've met and interacted with has fueled me with rage against their worthless race of subhumans.
Anonymous No.717520915 [Report] >>717521921
>unreal engine 5
>hangar 13
>3 writers
Anonymous No.717521118 [Report] >>717532004
>>717518161
>non-whites!
What were you expecting? The Mafia isn't known for its Saxon representation.
Anonymous No.717521362 [Report]
Why does the west worship despicable wop criminals?
Anonymous No.717521504 [Report] >>717521941 >>717522763
>>717518817
Fucking thank you somebody finally said it. Strangling dancing hookers with my bare hands in safehouses and then shaking down shop owners was so much fun. The Scarface game was great too
Anonymous No.717521756 [Report] >>717522292
>$60
Anonymous No.717521921 [Report]
>>717520915
>one of the writers is a woman
Anonymous No.717521941 [Report]
>>717518817
>>717521504
They fucked up the sequel so much it was incredible. Not that I would ever want a game based on Part III but the Part II game was so fucking bad it ruined the franchise as a video game franchise
Anonymous No.717522292 [Report] >>717523046 >>717523413
>>717521756
Right!? It should have been the current industry standard of $80 innintedshallah.
Anonymous No.717522763 [Report]
>>717521504
Someone literally said this in the first post
Anonymous No.717522938 [Report]
>made by a tiny team in 3 years

it's not even going to be 5 hours long
Anonymous No.717523046 [Report]
>>717522292
it should be $50 for how little there is
Anonymous No.717523093 [Report]
>>717517354 (OP)
pasta la vista....
Anonymous No.717523184 [Report] >>717523457 >>717523582
Read Murder Machine about Roy Demeo crew.
>>717517354 (OP)
Can you rat and then have a youtuber career in this one?
Anonymous No.717523215 [Report]
>Look at review
>Gameplay is just cover shooting
>Nothing Mafia related happens
Fuck's this shit? If I wanted to play Sniper Elite, I'd play Sniper Elite.
Anonymous No.717523313 [Report]
what's the point of fake italian accent in english dub?
Anonymous No.717523324 [Report]
>>717517354 (OP)
I played 3 hours of it, and still got a refund. That score is far too high.
Anonymous No.717523413 [Report]
>>717522292
fucking tard
Anonymous No.717523457 [Report] >>717523582 >>717524098
>>717523184
>Roy Demeo
Fucking serial killer. The story about him at the restaurant with Gravano was insane.
Anonymous No.717523582 [Report] >>717524098
>>717523184
>>717523457
*enters gemini club*
AYYY CAN I GET A DRINK HERE?
Anonymous No.717524091 [Report]
>>717517649
This is based off movies, but it's a single sequence from The Godfather
Anonymous No.717524092 [Report]
>bullshot trailer for a ue5 game

lol
lmao
Anonymous No.717524098 [Report] >>717524475
>>717523582
*gets stabbed by Chris who's wearing only underwear*
>>717523457
Then I really recommend Murder Machine (book or audiobook). Also, this channel.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdtoi99afHcFU7d9JmZd_FghhzCo_YA6Q
Anonymous No.717524213 [Report] >>717524393
Can someone tell me about the actual gameplay?
Anonymous No.717524393 [Report]
>>717524213
There’s literally nothing to talk about
Anonymous No.717524475 [Report] >>717524740 >>717525019
>>717524098
Did gotti really help accelerate the downfall of the mob? It seems like whacking Paul was a really bad idea.
Anonymous No.717524609 [Report] >>717542096
>>717517992
Italians aren't white.
Anonymous No.717524640 [Report] >>717524836
>tfw no game where you play as Roy Demeo
Anonymous No.717524740 [Report] >>717524939 >>717525019
>>717524475
Kind of, but they were already squeezing mob before that, it's why much of Demeo's crew got whacked, him included - they were fucked by RICO and witnesses (and rats, like fat gay mobster Vito - no, not Sopranos one) and would have basically put Paul into a can too, eventually.
I think Gotti's crew smelled blood in the water + they probably never like Big Paul either way. But they were also tards themselves and got RICO'd later (and also rats helped again).
Anonymous No.717524802 [Report]
>tons of real life crazy situations going back over a hundred years in the mafia
>the gameplay and story can write itself
>best we can do is a low budget cover shooter
>billions are poured into sci fi or fantasy bullshit

WHERE ARE MY MOB GAMES
Anonymous No.717524836 [Report]
>>717524640
I think it would be too hardcore, look at manhunt, while these days they piss and shit over GTA.
Anonymous No.717524939 [Report] >>717525098
>>717524740
Chin should have btfo gotti-fag and his crew
Anonymous No.717525018 [Report]
>>717517649
anon, that sounds too good for modern devs. best we can do is ue5 slop with recognizable brand name
Anonymous No.717525019 [Report] >>717525206
>>717524740
>>717524475
Not that mob doesn't exist anymore. They still do loansharking, bookmaking, they have no show jobs at unions.
Chin's relatives, I believe, have no show jobs in Waterfront in the unions.
Anonymous No.717525098 [Report]
>>717524939
He did get mad over Paul getting whacked, apparently, but I don't really know why, never looked much into it.
Anonymous No.717525206 [Report] >>717525356
>>717525019
They’re still doing books? With all of this legalized sports betting?
Anonymous No.717525308 [Report]
Based mob discussion. Glad to see some anons here aren’t total fagiolis.
Anonymous No.717525326 [Report] >>717527157
>>717518565
vito wouldnt be born for another 20 years
Anonymous No.717525356 [Report]
>>717525206
I believe so, because they loan out cash as well, and no tax forms. Perfect for gambling addicts.
Anonymous No.717525859 [Report]
>released during BF6 open beta
It's joever
Anonymous No.717527087 [Report] >>717533102
redpill me on mafia, isn't it a PS2 era franchise yet it only has a couple of games? and don't the modern remasters and releases have trigger warnings, disclaimers and nogs prominently featured?
Anonymous No.717527157 [Report]
>>717525326
time skip
Anonymous No.717527192 [Report]
>>717517354 (OP)
doo wop she dop
wop slop!
Anonymous No.717527587 [Report] >>717527864
>>717517649
WB's nemesis system would be perfect for a mafia game like this. Current year jeet devs probably couldn't replicate it though.
Anonymous No.717527679 [Report] >>717527784 >>717529267
>>717520621
My grandmother is from Italy and she told me not to go to dinner with any Sicilians because they would put glass in your food.
Anonymous No.717527784 [Report] >>717528930 >>717529267 >>717531504 >>717539349
>>717527679
Why glass
Anonymous No.717527797 [Report] >>717532654 >>717532781
>>717517354 (OP)
That's higher than Mafia 2 thoughbeit, and Mafia 2 was fucking great.

I'll wait for user reviews. I saw multiple journo reviews unironically bitching about 10 hour length and complaining it's too "old school"
Anonymous No.717527864 [Report]
>>717527587
they also have the system patented because for some fucking reason in US of A you can patent anything
Anonymous No.717527959 [Report]
>>717517649
The UK government is going to fine you 400 bongalings for typing something so cis and white.
Anonymous No.717528434 [Report] >>717529289
>>717517354 (OP)
I thought they would ditch the open-world formula after what happened with 2 and 3. My limited exposure to previews for old country gave me the impression it was an uncharted-like so I was not expecting to see a fucking world map.
Anonymous No.717528885 [Report] >>717530172 >>717539438
>>717517354 (OP)
it looks good
Anonymous No.717528930 [Report] >>717532475
>>717527784
It would be extremely painful.
Anonymous No.717529267 [Report] >>717529704
>>717527679
>>717527784
At least they were transparent about it.
Anonymous No.717529289 [Report] >>717536610
>>717528434
2 could have been one of my favorite games had they actually let you free roam the city doing crimes for petty cash and giving you chance to actually benefit from upgrading cars. No saving except through mission checkpoints competely kills my desire to fuck around and not play it safe and boring. There is also very few chances to use your souped up cars in the missions except as a simple conveyance from A to B. Give me some races and delivery jobs.
They almost had it with the DLCs but a little too arcady.
Anonymous No.717529408 [Report] >>717529615
>>717517354 (OP)
It’s not that bad, mafia 2 has a shittier score and you retards love to shill that game
Anonymous No.717529572 [Report] >>717529770 >>717529967
Its shit
Anonymous No.717529615 [Report]
>>717529408
wtf 2 had a great score
oh I forgot what the OP was, thought you meant OST.
Anonymous No.717529704 [Report]
>>717529267
CARLITOS
Anonymous No.717529764 [Report] >>717530764 >>717530872 >>717531778 >>717532659 >>717536654 >>717540593 >>717547263
>Mafia game
>It's Italians instead of Jews
When are they gonna focus on the Jewish mob? It would be way more interesting.
Anonymous No.717529770 [Report]
>>717529572
Not. Yet.
Anonymous No.717529942 [Report] >>717530204
Antonio Stop-ah shittin yourself mama mia
Anonymous No.717529967 [Report] >>717530717
>>717529572
>Spend years making a game
>It's only relevance is a video about an autist shitting his pants while his mother screams
Imagine.
Anonymous No.717530172 [Report] >>717530342
>>717528885
very pretty game
Anonymous No.717530204 [Report]
>>717529942
NOT-A YETTA
Anonymous No.717530342 [Report] >>717530695
>>717530172
>Doesn't have anti-soul fog
I'm impressed.
Anonymous No.717530695 [Report]
>>717530342
indeed!
Anonymous No.717530717 [Report]
>>717529967
3 did have some decent ideas going for it like sitdowns and multiple endings, but no one buys a Mafia game to not play as a mobster. Hangar 13 seemed to have learned from 3 at least.
Anonymous No.717530764 [Report]
>>717529764
BANE?
Anonymous No.717530852 [Report] >>717530912 >>717533321
>>717517354 (OP)
Mama Mia
Anonymous No.717530872 [Report]
>>717529764
It’s a touchy subject, plus the Italians are more famous in pop culture.

Still, there would be not Italian mob if not for the Jewish mob. And the Jewish mob’s history is a lot more bloody and fascinating.
Anonymous No.717530912 [Report]
>>717530852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aom55Qq_9D0
Anonymous No.717531246 [Report]
>>717520621
Hey go fuck yourself you cocksucking jew! If I ever see you I'll smack you
Anonymous No.717531453 [Report]
>>717517354 (OP)
GO

TO

THE BATHROOM

POOP IS COMING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE
Anonymous No.717531504 [Report]
>>717527784
How am I supposed to know? Ask the Sicilians, they're the ones that put glass in your food.
Anonymous No.717531649 [Report]
>>717518285
Lol Sicilians truly are half nigger tier. The leftist scream you're white and somehow were still involved in colonialism and enslaving Africans (despite Sicily being one of the most invaded, exploited, and colonized places on Earth); everyone else just says to get your black ass back across the tracks and that you're not white.
Anonymous No.717531778 [Report]
>>717529764
Terrones are ethnic mongrels of phonecians. They're the Jewish mob too.
Anonymous No.717531935 [Report] >>717532469 >>717539142
>>717517354 (OP)
I'm waiting for the crack like last time.
Anonymous No.717532004 [Report] >>717532378
>>717518161
>>717518285
>>717521118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyLCd6_r0yU
Anonymous No.717532060 [Report]
>>717520456
These dumb niggers really thought there was a need to sanitize the language, content, and period-appropriate themes of a game about the fucking mafia in the United States, instead of just leaning into it and continuing to make their games good. If anyone expects the time period or the mafia to be glamorous, especially by current day standards, they're literal nigger child brain listening to rap and thinking everything in the lyrics is glorious.
Anonymous No.717532189 [Report] >>717532349 >>717532618 >>717533476 >>717534517 >>717535945 >>717538621
>mc dies
>Dude who kills him gets away with it
>Strong woman leaves to empire bay while mafia 2 theme plays

There i saved you fifty dollars.
Anonymous No.717532297 [Report]
>believing reviews and journos
fucking underages here
Anonymous No.717532346 [Report]
>>717517832
it's low because it's anti-woke soul
Anonymous No.717532349 [Report] >>717532818
>>717532189
>mc dies
yeah that never happened in a mafia game
Anonymous No.717532378 [Report]
>>717532004
>WAIT, THESE AREN'T WHITES! they're Italians :)
I can watch this at any time and it still fails at never making me laugh.
Anonymous No.717532469 [Report] >>717533674 >>717539142
>>717531935
>denuvo
You might wait a while.
Anonymous No.717532475 [Report]
>>717528930
4U
Anonymous No.717532618 [Report] >>717532950
>>717532189
>retard thinks people care about spoilers in a video game
Anonymous No.717532654 [Report] >>717548676
>>717527797
>10 hour length
Anonymous No.717532659 [Report]
>>717529764
I hear most mob movies before The Godfather where jewish/Israeli mob movies, but the italian mob is just more popular.
Anonymous No.717532750 [Report]
>>717520621
I can't disagree completely, because my family didn't leave there for nothing. However, at the same time, mainlanders have a shit attitude about Sicily and Sicilians, regardless of anything. I've heard northern faggots suck the cock of refugees with excuses and trying to find something positive, but lean into complete hatred and even ignorance of Sicilians.
Anonymous No.717532781 [Report]
>>717527797
>it's too "old school"
so its good
Anonymous No.717532818 [Report] >>717546303
>>717532349
Damn I guess the inferior hangar 13 milking M1 with a definitive edition wasn't enough, we have to revisit the same old tropes because it's deep man. Hangar 13 had one independent original idea, and turned the mafia franchise into woke BLM slop. On their obviously corporate run subreddit for their game, it's filled with mafia 3 apologists. If any mafia deserves a remake it's mafia 2 because those greedy Jews decided to cut half the content and call it a fucking day, after they made those absolute dog shit dlcs.

Not to say that you are, but Take2 is spending a shit ton on astroturfed marketing. If anyone doubts that, look at plebbit on the Mafia game sub.
Anonymous No.717532950 [Report] >>717533157 >>717538405
>>717532618
Mafia is literally a Story game you retarded nigger

https://youtu.be/_XKLuzLXmPk
Anonymous No.717533102 [Report] >>717533216
>>717527087
They apparently sanitized the remaster of 2, IIRC did the same to the remaster of 1 but then walked it back when people became understandably pissed about fucking with the beloved classic, and 3 was dog shit from day one.
Anonymous No.717533105 [Report]
>>717520621
Cry about it snownigger. You will never be cool.
Anonymous No.717533157 [Report]
>>717532950
So?
Anonymous No.717533161 [Report]
>oh n-
Anonymous No.717533216 [Report]
>>717533102
1 was a remake thoughever and its kino
Anonymous No.717533321 [Report]
>>717530852
I cri every time Vito die :'(
Anonymous No.717533476 [Report] >>717533693 >>717534080
>>717532189
No way, is this legit? You might've saved me $50 if it's true
Anonymous No.717533674 [Report] >>717533809
>>717532469
Did you see how it was 20 days last time
Anonymous No.717533693 [Report]
>>717533476
It's true, ending was posted in the thread
Anonymous No.717533794 [Report]
If mafia developers are French this game would be 95 at least
Anonymous No.717533809 [Report] >>717534356
>>717533674
I don't see denuvo on their $team page.
Was it there and it got removed by the publisher?
Anonymous No.717533865 [Report] >>717533972
Is it bad I thought this was a game from 10 years ago? I was watching a streamer play this morning and I was under the impression he was replaying an old game. I did not realize this was a game that just came out.
Anonymous No.717533972 [Report]
>>717533865
might be the lack of anti soul gas so it wasnt immediately recognizable as a modern game
Anonymous No.717533981 [Report] >>717534513 >>717541021
>>717517354 (OP)

your love interest sir
Anonymous No.717534080 [Report] >>717534357 >>717534698
>>717533476
>nooooo i need the heckin happy end!!!!!! not my sicilianerino!!!
why are söys like this
Anonymous No.717534356 [Report] >>717534419
>>717533809
yes
Anonymous No.717534357 [Report] >>717535989
>>717534080
Fuck off shill, nobody wants to play your gay woke game
Anonymous No.717534419 [Report]
>>717534356
Cool, fuck denuvo.
Anonymous No.717534513 [Report]
>>717533981
yikes
Anonymous No.717534517 [Report]
>>717532189
sounds kino
Anonymous No.717534635 [Report] >>717534953 >>717535087 >>717536246
I know it's hangar 13 but I feel people are trying too hard to hate on this game they've never played

oh wait this is /v/ after all
Anonymous No.717534698 [Report] >>717535989
>>717534080
fuck off edgelord
>mc dies
i can live with that

>Dude who kills him gets away with it
>Strong woman leaves to empire bay while mafia 2 theme plays
that is garbage
Anonymous No.717534953 [Report] >>717535087
>>717534635
pretty much
Anonymous No.717535087 [Report] >>717535361 >>717535398
>>717534953
>>717534635
Take2 shills are so fucking obvious.
Anonymous No.717535361 [Report] >>717535452
>>717535087
yes everyone who doesn't hate something to fit in is a shill
Anonymous No.717535398 [Report]
>>717535087
retarded newfag
Anonymous No.717535452 [Report]
>>717535361
kino menu screen
Anonymous No.717535806 [Report]
this is cool
Anonymous No.717535826 [Report]
When will someone make the game where you play as cartel sicario?
Anonymous No.717535945 [Report]
>>717532189
>last 15 minutes is a stealth escape mission with the female character after the male protagonist dies
Anonymous No.717535989 [Report]
>>717534357
MC has a hetero relationship and there are no niggers or trannies or any other gay references. It's anti woke.

>>717534698
>le heckin revenge story so good
>strong woman (who does nothing strong except for being the daughter of the mafia leader)
Anonymous No.717536204 [Report] >>717536359
Hey Marketer-senpai, can you explain if this does anything that hasn't been done in hundreds of TPS moviegames before?
Anonymous No.717536246 [Report] >>717536593
>>717534635
>I feel people are trying too hard to hate on this game
Obviously, this place is full of cynical boomers who cant enjoy anything anymore unless there's at least a dozen tits jumping at them.
Game is shit because the woman doesn't get raped and killed at the end, yeah yeah we get it.
Anonymous No.717536359 [Report] >>717537565
>>717536204
>can you explain if this does anything that hasn't been done in hundreds of TPS moviegames before?
t. Soulsslop enjoyer
Anonymous No.717536476 [Report]
>>717518161
>No whites
>in 1900 Italy
>Sicily at that
Imagine my surprise
Anonymous No.717536572 [Report] >>717537843
Genuine question, why do the mafia series bother being open world when there's fuck all to do in them beyond the main story?
Anonymous No.717536593 [Report]
>>717536246
Damn bro, if you posted that on Reddit you would have gotten like 20 up votes.
Anonymous No.717536601 [Report]
>>717518161
holy fuck /pol/lacks are retarded
Anonymous No.717536610 [Report] >>717541034
>>717529289
Yeah I liked 2 a lot but I felt the open world was very tacky and underutilized. Good for world building I suppose, but I am probably biased because in general I'm not a big fan of that particular genre.
Anonymous No.717536654 [Report]
>>717529764
Because we can't make the jews look evil
Anonymous No.717536753 [Report]
Just got to Chapter 3
Pretty kino so far
Anonymous No.717536958 [Report]
>>717517354 (OP)
How long can they keep this series going? Mafia became irrlevant since RICO act.
Anonymous No.717537415 [Report]
so far it's miles ahead of 3
Anonymous No.717537565 [Report] >>717537675
>>717536359
I'll take that as a no. Sad!
Anonymous No.717537663 [Report]
Why are Sicilians such scum?
Anonymous No.717537675 [Report] >>717538053
>>717537565
Theres not a single new game that does something that hasnt been done before.
Anonymous No.717537818 [Report]
>>717517354 (OP)
If its a 10 hour game, I'll probably just wait for a deep sale in a uear or two. I did enjoy 1 and 2.
Anonymous No.717537843 [Report] >>717538308
>>717536572
Because mafia 1 had a fairly entertaining free ride mode. It was going to be in mafia 2 but take 2 are greedy Jews and cut 70 percent of that games content to resell it as dlc that was completely unrelated to the main story. Daniel Vavra, years before hed sell out in the pursuit of better more preferential loans by inserting gay and black characters I to his games, (it's so transparent, literally see what Vavra said before kcd1 and after 2 came out.) was pissed enough to largely tell them to fuck off.

Take2, had Straus zelnick who wanted to turn the game into GTA light and ride off the coattails of the companies other property, decided he wanted mafia 3 to be a more generic TPS, but also a period piece to fit in with the mafia franchise.

Enter hangar 13, a bunch of woke faggots based off of Novato California, a suburb of San Francisco. They decided they wanted the millennial audience so they made the story of mafia 3 follow a black man in the south so we could experience that RACISM BAD. Hangar 13 being the shit tier third rate devs they are, did the absolute bare minimum in making this world and it was largely empty, just like mafia 2, it served to make the game needlessly long, and offered literally nothing to do in it. Game flopped, almost lead to the closure of the studio, so they went to work on another open world game set in Europe that got cancelled because the idea was to make it a retarded rhythm game.

Hangar 13 being desperate and having literally zero good will left, remastered the games with a spit shine while largely leaving them buggy messes, and then made a lazy remaster of mafia 1, the game that had the most love from the old days. Same deal, lazy animations reused from mafia 1, not that much to do outside of the main game.

Tldr, take2 and hangar 13 are lazy retards.
Anonymous No.717537894 [Report] >>717538053
>>717517649
A good mafia game would be a game where you play a cop and you kill the disgusting greasy haired faggots
Anonymous No.717538053 [Report] >>717538198
>>717537675
Okay then marketer-kun, does it do anything better than the billion Open World games that already exist?

>>717537894
That's just Max Payne
Anonymous No.717538198 [Report] >>717538301
>>717538053
Yes it tells a Mafia origin story set in Sicily. Name one other game that does that. (Its also better than 2 and 3).
Anonymous No.717538301 [Report] >>717538405
>>717538198
>story
Anon, next time you type the URL for this board, try adding a t before the v.
Anonymous No.717538308 [Report] >>717538523
>>717537843
>a lazy remaster of mafia 1
Retards should not be allowed to post on this site.
Anonymous No.717538405 [Report] >>717538819
>>717538301
see >>717532950
Anonymous No.717538438 [Report]
>>717517354 (OP)
how is this bad again?
Anonymous No.717538523 [Report] >>717538770
>>717538308
Cherry picked screenshots of a map with nothing to do in it doesn't prove that wrong. Mafia remake was lazy.
Anonymous No.717538621 [Report] >>717538779
>>717532189
WHAAAT?
a mafia game where the mc first climbs the ranks, then gets into the good times, until it all comes crashing down in the end?
never ever have i seen that before.
Anonymous No.717538681 [Report]
the forced stealth sections are so off-putting
Anonymous No.717538770 [Report] >>717545789
>>717538523
how so?
Anonymous No.717538779 [Report] >>717538859
>>717538621
A story slop game with no replay value that hits the same beats as previous entries and does little new or interesting? Take my money please! I must consoom
Anonymous No.717538819 [Report] >>717538929
>>717538405
>Well you see, the series was a failure as a video game since its inception.

Marketer-chan, you know people can just watch the movies this "game" rips off instead of bothering with shit TPS gameplay between every cutscene?
Anonymous No.717538859 [Report] >>717538987
>>717538779
yeah man why didnt they make something new in the mafia universe like add a bunch of trannies to make it more inclusive instead of just having swarthy italians!
Anonymous No.717538929 [Report] >>717539087 >>717539359
>>717538819
what if i like 360 era shooters more than the current modern slop?
Anonymous No.717538987 [Report] >>717539110
>>717538859
They already tried that with mafia 3, aren't you shills still trying to pretend on Reddit that faggot game didn't flop and almost tank hangar 13?

>We want the Lincoln clay audience
>It's just reddit
Anonymous No.717539087 [Report]
>>717538929
Then you can watch netflix while holding a 360 controller in your hand and pretend whatever you're watching is a QTE adventure.
Anonymous No.717539106 [Report]
>>717517354 (OP)
I heard the PC version is unoptimized as shit right now, so I'll just wait for now. Does look like a decent time though.
Anonymous No.717539110 [Report] >>717539292
>>717538987
>pretend on Reddit that faggot game didn't flop
it is, to this day, the best selling game in the franchise
Anonymous No.717539142 [Report]
>>717532469
>>717531935
We no longer live in the land of the Empress
Anonymous No.717539212 [Report]
I don't know who Hanger13 are, but I liked the bit of Mafia 1 I played, and I've been rewatching Sopranos.
Anonymous No.717539292 [Report]
>>717539110
And it's so successful that after it came out they laid off most of the staff of hangar 13 and nearly shuttered them.
Anonymous No.717539349 [Report]
>>717527784
It scars and cuts your stomach and intensives, usually 100% way to get ulcers and/or chronic colitis/polyps and consequently ass cancer

Basically very slow death
Anonymous No.717539359 [Report] >>717539684
>>717538929
>what if i like 360 era shooters more than the current modern slop?
I know you were like 10 and probably unaware of your own mortality but damn, nigger, talk about saying jangling keys doesn't hit as hard as peek-a-boo.
Anonymous No.717539438 [Report]
>>717528885
> Sharpening: 30
Anonymous No.717539549 [Report]
I went to Sicily and they were all very nice to me
Anonymous No.717539684 [Report]
>>717539359
modern games suck, zoomie
Anonymous No.717539906 [Report] >>717540785 >>717540979 >>717543693 >>717548618
>>717517354 (OP)
Why is the mafioso aesthetic so kino, and yet we haven't had a single good mafioso game/movie/television show/book in over 15 years? It just doesn't add up. It's like how we haven't had any good cowboy games/movies/television shows/etc other than Red Dead since the 90s.
Anonymous No.717540260 [Report] >>717540630
>me hate thing

not a personality
Anonymous No.717540352 [Report]
>>717520621
Sicily was always a shithole. Ever since the days of the Peloponnesian War it's been a place filled with mongrels, strife, and striving mongrels. The Romans used it as a gigantic greenhouse to produce food to feed the actual nice parts of the empire. Even after they left, the last time there was any glimmer of hope for Sicily was when the Normans controlled it and built a petty kingdom there. But it was too late, as the Sicilians had further mongrelized by the introduction of Arabic blood.

It is a forsaken land, cursed to be inhabited by Sicilians until someone finally puts them out of their misery. Gott strafe Sicily.
Anonymous No.717540353 [Report]
>>717520621
At least the mainland is less shit.
Anonymous No.717540593 [Report] >>717540887
>>717529764
There were Irish mobs too. The Jews, Italians, and Irish joined forces to subvert the US. Italians, being the lowest IQ of the bunch, became the mobsters made famous in the 1970s. The Irish took over the banks (all the heads of the major banks are Irish) and the Jews took over the government.
Anonymous No.717540630 [Report] >>717547369
>>717540260
Being an Indian who shills bad games for $0.50 an hour isn't a personality..
Anonymous No.717540785 [Report] >>717540952
>>717539906
Just like Yakuza, They're an overrated mobster. RICO Act basically destroyed them.
Anonymous No.717540887 [Report]
>>717540593
The Russians, Poles, and Chinese also formed criminal gangs
Anonymous No.717540952 [Report] >>717541137 >>717543693
>>717540785
The Yakuza and Mafia both were pretty intense back at their heights even if laws crippled them. I wish we'd do that to the Cartels and the NGOs.
Anonymous No.717540979 [Report] >>717541086
>>717539906
Because, they don't like strong white men, because ESG gives people preferential loans based off of representation in their products. That's the same reason after like ten years of the cliffhanger that mafia 2 was, we got a sequel set during the civil rights era and play as a black man
Anonymous No.717541021 [Report]
>>717533981
You know what, I don’t mind this kind of ugly. She looks like she was pretty until life kept fucking her in the ass. Not she has the sexy eye droop.
Anonymous No.717541034 [Report]
>>717536610
It was a good mix of detailed and big enough to explore but had nothing to gain by doing so except highlighting POIs like garages and gunshops.
Anonymous No.717541086 [Report] >>717541364
>>717540979
Mafia 3 released only 6 years after Mafia 2. That was 9 years ago, for what it's worth. Mafia 1 released 8 years before 2.
Anonymous No.717541137 [Report] >>717541594
>>717540952
Cartels are basically paramilitary group that was trained and controlled by CIA. They're on another level.
Anonymous No.717541227 [Report] >>717541364
Nu-/v/ is filled with so many culture war faggots that it is pretty much worthless if you aren't one of them.
Anonymous No.717541231 [Report] >>717541491
>>717518161
Somebody tell me if this is actually real i'm about to buy the game come on
Anonymous No.717541364 [Report] >>717541990 >>717543193 >>717546303
>>717541086
Fair enough, mafia 3 was still shit and they clearly picked the setting they did for the reason listed.
>>717541227
What's wrong with not liking something and not supporting it? Let's not pretend that take 2 isn't trying to astroturf support of this game, the shilling is pretty fucking obvious
Anonymous No.717541491 [Report] >>717541551
>>717541231
If you're thinking of buying it you probably won't care if it was real or not.
Anonymous No.717541551 [Report] >>717542524
>>717541491
bro I don't even know what the fuck that means can you just be a normal person for once in your fucking life
Anonymous No.717541594 [Report]
>>717541137
The Mafia was very powerful as well. They just didn't typically display their victims to the public like the Cartel does.

Mafiosos would've probably killed more of each other if they didn't found The Commission to make sure they weren't stepping on eachothers toes. The Cartels are too violent and too non-white to cooperate for their own benefit so they just end up killing thousands in turf wars, something the Mafia stopped doing by the 1930s.
Anonymous No.717541990 [Report] >>717542564
>>717541364
the game isnt woke
Anonymous No.717542096 [Report] >>717542365
>>717524609
Only us crakkkazz can be dumb enough to just write off one of the strongest empires from our history for the memes. At least niggers we wuzzin' makes sense.
Anonymous No.717542365 [Report] >>717543216
>>717542096
Romans =/= Italians. Most of the Romans were wiped out. There was a point in the 500s when Rome was completely deserted. A city that once housed >2 million reduced to 10,000 and then eventually even those 10,000 died due to Lombard invasion. Northern Italy is mostly German. Southern Italy is mostly Terrone (Mediterranean mutts). The Central regions are some weird mix of Norman, Lombard, Terrone, and native Latins.

Italy is as Roman as the US is Sioux, Shawnee, an Iroquois.
Anonymous No.717542524 [Report]
>>717541551
Exactly, just enjoy things bro, you can't tell the difference anyway,
Anonymous No.717542564 [Report] >>717542912 >>717543727
>>717541990
explain niggers then
Anonymous No.717542912 [Report]
>>717542564
I wish to God I could.
Anonymous No.717543193 [Report] >>717544602
>>717541364
I just miss when people who didn't like or support something would have a reason they could articulate related to the gameplay or something rather than screaming about a game being woke based on made up memes and brown people in a game taking place in Sicily.
Anonymous No.717543216 [Report]
>>717542365
Most modern Italians trace their lineage back to ancient Italians. white passing Italians descend from Germanic and Celt immigrants after the dark ages.

Italians cluster closely with Greeks and meds, btw.
Anonymous No.717543625 [Report]
GO TO THE BATHROOM
YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
Anonymous No.717543693 [Report]
>>717539906
they're good but it has been done to death. Any further media in the field (that isn't explicitly ultra modern with smartphones and giant black hummer entourages) just feels like parodies of each other, especially westerns.
>>717540952
I thought we had laws to deal with cartels, it was just enforcement that was difficult. The mafia didn't have a kleptocracy to hide in right next to the border.
Anonymous No.717543727 [Report] >>717543787
>>717542564
there are non
Anonymous No.717543787 [Report] >>717545705
>>717543727
u literally meet 3 niggers in first 50 minutes of the game
Anonymous No.717544602 [Report] >>717545978 >>717546303
>>717543193
That's fair. The reason I don't care for it is hangar 13 is not a very good dev. I hate what they did to the franchise with 3, they are clearly astroturfing support on normie forums like reddit and engaging in viral marketing. As far as the old country and why I won't buy it, it's because it just doesn't seem very good, rehashes mafia 1, and the gameplay loop looks dull. You'd literally be better off watching a let's play.

Review from someone not payed off:

https://youtu.be/jz1lOOw3Hs8

https://youtu.be/EDW4jXzPX5Q

The entire game:

https://youtu.be/l9CkJVxwf_k
Anonymous No.717545705 [Report] >>717545741
>>717543787
you dont
Anonymous No.717545741 [Report] >>717547848
>>717545705
play the game fag
Anonymous No.717545789 [Report] >>717547538
>>717538770
NOTHING to do in free ride. The game could be 10/10 if they kept adding and updating free ride stuff.
It pissed me to the point that i am now designing and planning to make my own mafia-like video game in unreal engine with only sandbox gameplay mechanics.
Anonymous No.717545978 [Report]
>>717544602
Mafia 1 is one of my favorite games so I am looking forward to it, the remake was fun to playthrough even if the original is much better.
Anonymous No.717546303 [Report] >>717549105
>>717532818
>>717541364
>>717544602
>le astroturf
meds
Anonymous No.717547263 [Report]
>>717529764
too much pedophilia and snuff tapes
Anonymous No.717547369 [Report]
>>717540630
Of course not, it's a job for them.
That being said, deflecting to pajeets because your /v/ermin ass got called out? Now THAT's not a personality.
Anonymous No.717547443 [Report]
>>717517354 (OP)
None of Vavras games were ever good
Anonymous No.717547538 [Report]
>>717545789
>It pissed me to the point that i am now designing and planning to make my own mafia-like video game in unreal engine
Saar, I make my own game saaar, will be much better saars!
Anonymous No.717547703 [Report]
>>717517354 (OP)
This is by far the worst game in the franchise. Completely on rails, terrible stealth, terrible gunplay, cliche story with boring characters, looks worse than the Remake that came out 5 years ago thanks to Unreal engine
Anonymous No.717547848 [Report] >>717548061
>>717545741
I am, there are no black people so far
Anonymous No.717547932 [Report]
Anonymous No.717548061 [Report] >>717549141
>>717547848
have you checked your mom's bedroom
Anonymous No.717548618 [Report]
>>717539906
oy vey, I wonder why.
Anonymous No.717548676 [Report]
>>717532654
yes that's perfect length for a linear narrative game, zooms
Anonymous No.717549105 [Report]
>>717546303
Shill hands wrote this post
Anonymous No.717549141 [Report]
>>717548061
your dad isn't there either, keep looking, don't lose hope
Anonymous No.717549210 [Report]
>>717517832
>>717517354 (OP)
no nude Playboy magazine spreads.


MAFIA HAS GONE WOKE and WENT BROKE.