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Anonymous No.717527626 >>717527910 >>717528357 >>717528453 >>717528664 >>717529085 >>717529150 >>717529272 >>717529630 >>717531663 >>717531906 >>717533137 >>717533137 >>717535205 >>717535396 >>717536198 >>717538481 >>717539414 >>717540773 >>717541273 >>717541560 >>717542905 >>717545712 >>717545850 >>717546304 >>717547654 >>717549760
Hammybros we fucking won
Anonymous No.717527703 >>717528365 >>717528480 >>717531282 >>717535553
/v/ is a guinea pig board
Anonymous No.717527728 >>717529504
But do I get unbirthed?
Anonymous No.717527809 >>717532630 >>717533031 >>717537797 >>717538043 >>717539346 >>717539429 >>717539953 >>717550434
/v/ is a rat board
Anonymous No.717527869
how do you get past the 'avoid getting eaten by the mother hamster' QTE?
Anonymous No.717527910
>>717527626 (OP)
>girls adopt you, showering with pets, cuddles and treats
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Anonymous No.717528054 >>717528478 >>717529018 >>717531356 >>717533950 >>717534567 >>717536925 >>717537254 >>717538135 >>717538356 >>717540421 >>717544430 >>717548342 >>717548484
Wrong fucking rodent
Anonymous No.717528119 >>717528274 >>717528357 >>717528468 >>717528925 >>717529272
>”Sweet Hamster Days” is a live-action romance sim where you experience the sweet life of a pet hamster being spoiled rotten by its three gorgeous owners: cuddles, treats, naps, and all.

>Watch the three sisters' lives from a pet's perspective and uncover their secrets and hidden worries. Even as a tiny hamsters, you could help solve some huge problems!

>Become the perfect pet and you just might get rewarded with a special treat... teasing and cute 4K live-action bonus scenes!
Anonymous No.717528274 >>717529961
>>717528119
>Become the perfect pet and you just might get rewarded with a special treat.
uhh
Anonymous No.717528357
>>717527626 (OP)
>>717528119
>Live-action
Anonymous No.717528365
>>717527703
True.
Anonymous No.717528453
>>717527626 (OP)
https://youtu.be/vDZkukBIZ4I?feature=shared
Anonymous No.717528468
>>717528119
It's a good idea but making it a shitty live action VN is a bad idea
Anonymous No.717528478 >>717528615 >>717528651
>>717528054
imagine it snaps and they have their teeth still attached
Anonymous No.717528480 >>717528637
>>717527703
Classic 4chan contrarianism. Unironically made me nostalgia.
Anonymous No.717528615 >>717528651
>>717528478
Beavers DO occasionally get squished from the trees they take down.
Anonymous No.717528637
>>717528480
SKUB
Anonymous No.717528651 >>717528692 >>717528753 >>717529002 >>717529127 >>717530148 >>717531783 >>717532894 >>717537127 >>717537726 >>717538029 >>717542939 >>717543052 >>717544076 >>717544826
>>717528478
>>717528615
OH N-
Anonymous No.717528664
>>717527626 (OP)
starring Richard Gere
Anonymous No.717528680
/an/ thread
/an/ thread
Anonymous No.717528692
>>717528651
live by the tree, die by the tree
that's just the way it goes
Anonymous No.717528753
>>717528651
delete this
Anonymous No.717528826
Fuck this post BOBRS
https://youtu.be/85il9Aj7wFs?si=hOx-Fl-her4GzWaw
Anonymous No.717528876 >>717528945 >>717536770 >>717544153
Soonβ„’
Anonymous No.717528925
>>717528119
thats kind of the plot to Chibi Robo
Anonymous No.717528929 >>717529068 >>717539476 >>717544805
Anonymous No.717528945 >>717529297
>>717528876
Is that Null?
Anonymous No.717528978
transter
Anonymous No.717529002
>>717528651
I die so that others may live
Anonymous No.717529018 >>717529130 >>717535261 >>717535531 >>717538389 >>717538398 >>717538612 >>717546418 >>717546667
>>717528054
How many of these guys do you think get killed by trees falling on them?
Anonymous No.717529068
>>717528929
Real shit?
Anonymous No.717529085
>>717527626 (OP)
You types are so fucking weird
Anonymous No.717529127 >>717529290 >>717541568
>>717528651
I had this image for 15 years and never knew why I keep it... finally an opportunity to post it
Anonymous No.717529130
>>717529018
Millions.
Anonymous No.717529134 >>717529183 >>717530574 >>717531047 >>717532249 >>717540839 >>717544097
Lame, I want Dark Souls with rabbits.
Anonymous No.717529136 >>717529409
I couldn't stop laughing when my sister accidentally scared her hamster so bad he had a heart attack and died, I'm a terrible person
Anonymous No.717529150 >>717542803
>>717527626 (OP)
*Yawn*
Anonymous No.717529152 >>717535125 >>717538697
Anonymous No.717529183
>>717529134
out fucking skilled
Anonymous No.717529205
>reincarnated as something else
name a lazier writing
Anonymous No.717529272
>>717528119
>>717527626 (OP)
So does the hamster end up fucking them? How would that work with a live action cast? I can imagine at endgame the pet turn human so we get a scene with an ojisan wearing a mouse maks fucking the heroine silly.
Anonymous No.717529290
>>717529127
sleep tight bober
Anonymous No.717529297 >>717529335
>>717528945
'fraid 'o, his most recent pic too lmao
Anonymous No.717529335 >>717539928
>>717529297
He looks better than he did. Thinner too.
Anonymous No.717529409 >>717539114
>>717529136
Wait, that can actually happen? I thought it was just a drake&josh bit.
Anonymous No.717529475 >>717529539
>Three girls adopt you, showering you with pets, cuddles, and treats.
And... then you fuck them?
Anonymous No.717529504 >>717529636
>>717527728
Who's got the pasta of the girl who "lost" a hamster up her pussy?
Anonymous No.717529539 >>717529636
>>717529475
Hamster exploratory vagina sex, just imagine.
Anonymous No.717529630 >>717530527 >>717533037 >>717533483 >>717535393 >>717536891 >>717537262 >>717540173 >>717542490 >>717543365 >>717543675
>>717527626 (OP)
Imagine reincarnating as a hamster and this is your owner.
Anonymous No.717529636
>>717529504
>>717529539
I don't think a hamster is supposed to go up there.
Anonymous No.717529736 >>717529795 >>717529812 >>717529854 >>717530320 >>717531179 >>717533046 >>717534001 >>717535824 >>717538898 >>717539017 >>717539370 >>717540657 >>717540862 >>717541462 >>717541576 >>717546185 >>717546291
In school they asked me to fill out this dumbass form asking me stuff like do you have any pets

I wrote down hamster, basically on auto-pilot filling it out

I didn't know I was going to be asked about it and they asked what my hamster's name was and everyone started making fun of me for lying about having a hamster

One guy was like "yoooo this kid lied about having a hamster" and everyone was laughing

To this day I still think about that every time a hamster is brought up
Anonymous No.717529795
>>717529736
YO THIS ANON LIED ABOUT HAVING A HAMSTER LMFAO
Anonymous No.717529812
>>717529736
HAHAHAHA ANON DOESN'T HAVE A HAMSTER
Anonymous No.717529854
>>717529736
Imagine being so pathetic you lie about having a hamster couldn't be me lmao
Anonymous No.717529961 >>717531060 >>717532694 >>717549719
>>717528274
do beaver babies have flat tails? Why is that?
Anonymous No.717529973 >>717530104 >>717530461
>reincarnate as a hamster
>dies 3 years later anyway
yeah great job there "god"
Anonymous No.717530104 >>717545351
>>717529973
>Get in the fucking carrion beetle, anon. I just evolved a new one and it needs to go for a test ride
Anonymous No.717530148
>>717528651
Anonymous No.717530320 >>717530538 >>717530856
>>717529736
have unironically ever been checked for mental illness? being able to lie on the spot like this is typical narcissist behavior, which in turn causes you to constantly send subconscious signals to people that will make them not trust you.
Anonymous No.717530461 >>717530550
>>717529973
>reincarnate as insect
>die 3 days later from a fulfilled insect life while surrounded by your 3 million kids
thanks god
Anonymous No.717530527 >>717542490
>>717529630
I genuinely want this subhuman raped and murdered
Anonymous No.717530531 >>717531849 >>717539431 >>717539959 >>717540068 >>717540548 >>717544983 >>717546230
>what /v/ hates
>real women
>what /v/ likes
>small animals and anime girls

I assume you people had mentally injured childhood and adolescence.
Anonymous No.717530538 >>717533901 >>717541431
>>717530320
First, you're esl.
Second, being a narcissist isn't a mental illness, being a narcissist just makes you a douchebag.
Anonymous No.717530550 >>717530723 >>717538373 >>717538982 >>717539925
>>717530461
Blessed be the beetles, for they shall inherit the earth
plap plap plap
Anonymous No.717530574
>>717529134
https://youtu.be/5Rk8u2FTaG0?t=164
Anonymous No.717530723 >>717532845 >>717538982
>>717530550
the beetle equivalent to this
Anonymous No.717530856 >>717532186 >>717543943
>>717530320
I was filling out a stupid form quickly with made up answers, not intentionally "lying". I was also like 13.

I didn't know the form was going anywhere but in the teacher's trash.
Anonymous No.717531047 >>717544054
>>717529134
https://youtu.be/H2rSsyslIig?t=500
Anonymous No.717531060
>>717529961
What do you mean? They all have flat tails, not just babies
Anonymous No.717531179 >>717531541
>>717529736
good, this is what social pressure is good for. I hope you learned from it and stopped lying about stupid shit.
Anonymous No.717531282 >>717531661 >>717532034 >>717540667 >>717543224 >>717545312 >>717549376
>>717527703
>>>/ck/
Anonymous No.717531356
>>717528054
i really hope beavers take over the earth when we die
Anonymous No.717531541 >>717540059
>>717531179
I bet when a game asks your for your name you type in a fake name, lying about it.
Anonymous No.717531661 >>717531804 >>717534483 >>717545312
>>717531282
I feel like the abhorrent presentation is contributing the most here. Remove the head and limbs and it'd just be some random meat to most people.
Anonymous No.717531663
>>717527626 (OP)
>Run Boo, run!
>eeeeeee
Anonymous No.717531783
>>717528651
Save a tree, eat a beaver
Anonymous No.717531804 >>717532487
>>717531661
But then it wouldn't look like a guinea luau.
Anonymous No.717531849
>>717530531
Maybe it's real woman's fault for being assholes
Anonymous No.717531906 >>717543327
>>717527626 (OP)
Anonymous No.717532034 >>717532690
>>717531282
el peruANO
Anonymous No.717532186
>>717530856
>I didn't know the form was going anywhere but in the teacher's trash.
you seriously thought that? how lamebrain of a 13 year old were you?
Anonymous No.717532249
>>717529134
And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.
Anonymous No.717532487
>>717531804
Yeah but that looks terrible
I like eating fish heads and have attempted to gnaw on a chicken head but it's usually not present because a lot of people don't like looking at a face when they eat
Anonymous No.717532546
It's too bad small animals shit constantly
Anonymous No.717532630 >>717532891 >>717538434 >>717538665
>>717527809
Toxotrannies would have you believe otherwise
Anonymous No.717532690
>>717532034
Not peruano but we also hunt and eat these autism rats here.
Asado do capycapy, UMA DELICIA, etc.
Anonymous No.717532694
>>717529961
that's not a tail bro
Anonymous No.717532845
>>717530723
I hope you get 3 days for spamming this retarded shartjak faggotry you subhuman retard
Anonymous No.717532891
>>717532630
>toxo out of no where
Obsessed
Anonymous No.717532894
>>717528651
He died doing what he loved.
Anonymous No.717533031
>>717527809
Sleep tight ratto
Anonymous No.717533037
>>717529630
would
Anonymous No.717533046
>>717529736
>so insecure about not owning a pet that he lies about having a hamster
>so shit at lying that he cracked under the slightest scrutiny
honestly, how haven't you killed yourself yet, anon?
Anonymous No.717533137 >>717533208 >>717533409 >>717533463
>>717527626 (OP)
>>717527626 (OP)
What is everyone's favorite hamster video game?
Anonymous No.717533208
>>717533137
That gameboy advance hamtaro one.
Anonymous No.717533409
>>717533137
I don't remember what it was called but there was this mobile platformer where you played as a hamster, that also had a base-building aspect to it. That was my shit. I loved that game.
Anonymous No.717533463 >>717537671 >>717538115
>>717533137
Anonymous No.717533483
>>717529630
She did nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.717533901
>>717530538
Lying is a mental illness.
Anonymous No.717533950 >>717537010
>>717528054
they just casually walk away like "omae wa mou shindeiru"
beavers are so fucking cool
Anonymous No.717534001
>>717529736
You'd fit right in at >>>/an/4968264
Anonymous No.717534483 >>717536849
>>717531661
That's pretty much the main reason why most people think Guinea pig meat is abhorrent, the presentation is just grotesque, remove the head and it would probably be as accepted as rabbit meat but Peruvians insist on keeping the head intact.
Anonymous No.717534567
>>717528054
I love them so much
There used to be a family of them near me but the mother got run over by some speeding niggerfaggot
Anonymous No.717535125
>>717529152
Look at his fucking face. Lucky bastard.
Anonymous No.717535205
>>717527626 (OP)

ebichu, your time has finally arrived

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WycVuORUINQ
Anonymous No.717535261 >>717548140
>>717529018
probably not many anymore
that's how natural selection works
Anonymous No.717535393
>>717529630
I wish I had a genuily demonic big titty gf...
Anonymous No.717535396
>>717527626 (OP)
Finally, Hamtaro 2
Anonymous No.717535531
>>717529018
They're as small as they are probably due to that being the best size to generally not get killed when a tree they were chomping on falls down. Everyone bigger got killed and couldn't pass on their genes.
Anonymous No.717535553
>>717527703
What a startling image
Anonymous No.717535824
>>717529736
The punchline was supposed to be that you end up having to keep lying you have a hamster until you buy one for real and he becomes your loyal companion. But you couldn't get that right. Bullying deserved.
Anonymous No.717536198
>>717527626 (OP)
how does a hamster even fuck a girl?
Anonymous No.717536770 >>717537034
>>717528876
I though he hated Japanese culture, the fuck is he doing there?
Anonymous No.717536849
>>717534483
I wonder why. Is it just because the face is also considered saleable meat, or do they enjoy biting into the ratty animal faces?
Anonymous No.717536891
>>717529630
She also put hidden cameras in the restrooms of her uni.
Anonymous No.717536925 >>717544565
>>717528054
why do they do it?
Anonymous No.717537010 >>717544597
>>717533950
>You are already gnawed
Anonymous No.717537021
Wow, another simp simulator with no actual sexual content or nudity.
Anonymous No.717537034 >>717537063
>>717536770
He only started hating Japan when his wife told him anime gave her the ick
Anonymous No.717537063
>>717537034
Null has/had a wife?
Anonymous No.717537127
>>717528651
yummy
Anonymous No.717537254 >>717537634
>>717528054
These things keep damming up the creek near me and flooding out the road. I am very tempted to remove them.
Anonymous No.717537262 >>717544768
>>717529630
>Parents are glownigers

No big surprise.
Anonymous No.717537634
>>717537254
They did the same thing with a dam near me
the fuckers rebuilt it in a week
Anonymous No.717537671
>>717533463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYEX4qWaeGo&list=PLqcTwuR-z_7QvD-CeyVo1QDBiKYcC962t&index=6
Anonymous No.717537726 >>717537834
>>717528651
beavers are more important to planet earth than humans actually, look it up
Anonymous No.717537797 >>717538183 >>717538630 >>717539187 >>717544693 >>717544907 >>717545835
>>717527809
why the fuck do they have to be so short lived, its not fair

>smart as a dog
>clean
>cute
>smol
>but also prone to tumors
Anonymous No.717537834 >>717541030 >>717544936
>>717537726
Humans are more important. But yeah, beavers are probably the species with the largest impact on their environment.

I wonder what would happen if we were to drop beavers outside of their natural habitat. What would tropical beavers do?
Anonymous No.717538029
>>717528651
https://youtu.be/nnHhEZ0gmYU?si=kt4-7BK8I0g2d5Hf
Anonymous No.717538043 >>717538917 >>717540816 >>717547980
>>717527809
Anonymous No.717538115
>>717533463
Been looking for a similar game in this genre (ball obstacle course?) that scratches the same itch this one does, but nothing does it. All the levels and hazards in this game feel innovative and unique, no generic bumper garbage or moving platforms. All of the levels are really well-designed and have a unique theme. I've looked high and low but no other marble game(?) does it for me like this one. I wish they made a sequel.
Anonymous No.717538135
>>717528054
KURWA
Anonymous No.717538183
>>717537797
Naked molerats can live for up to 35 years.
Anonymous No.717538356 >>717538442
>>717528054
I used to think they ate the wood
Anonymous No.717538373
>>717530550
wtf, they fuck like us?!
Anonymous No.717538389
>>717529018
Every beaver enters this world with an OSHA 30 card so practically none.
Anonymous No.717538398
>>717529018
i doubt that many. probably some, but not many.
Anonymous No.717538434 >>717538662 >>717539084 >>717539318
>>717532630
Reminder
Anonymous No.717538442
>>717538356
they only eat the bark and the green layer underneath. The wood itself not really
Anonymous No.717538481
>>717527626 (OP)
Can I kill myself in some weird and horrific way as is the tradition with Hamsters?
Anonymous No.717538550 >>717539092
Anonymous No.717538612
>>717529018
It's literally their one job in life so it's probably for the best.
Anonymous No.717538630
>>717537797
That's an advantage for most people when you see how many pets get abandoned every year. Something that lives a few years is plenty enough for these people.
Anonymous No.717538640
The big scrontch
Anonymous No.717538662 >>717539025
>>717538434
Toxoplasmosis causes sterility in men.
Anonymous No.717538665
>>717532630
>Toxotrannies
This is getting ridiculous.
Anonymous No.717538697
>>717529152
GuineaGOD rapemaxxing
Anonymous No.717538776
IT'S HAMTARO TIME
Anonymous No.717538783
Anonymous No.717538898
>>717529736
Why you postin on the chan baby where yo hamster???
Anonymous No.717538917 >>717539204 >>717550215
>>717538043
I always feel bad when I have to kill mice. I just don't get why they don't just live in the first like a normal animal instead of in my walls.
Anonymous No.717538982
>>717530723
>>717530550
I :transheart: BBBs (big beautiful beatles)
Anonymous No.717539017
>>717529736
the reddit spacing really completes this post.
Anonymous No.717539025
>>717538662
Based, toxochads can fuck all we want and no preggo. Toxochads stay winning.
Anonymous No.717539084 >>717539362
>>717538434
They have also driven countless species to extinction. Starting to have feline fatigue.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_predation_on_wildlife
Anonymous No.717539092
>>717538550
all the photos are good photos cause its a cute rat
Anonymous No.717539114 >>717539342
>>717529409
my brothers died cause it escaped its cage and was so shocked that it had a heart attack.
Anonymous No.717539187 >>717541009
>>717537797
>>clean
they drip pee like every 2 minutes
Anonymous No.717539204 >>717539306
>>717538917
do you keep food and trash on the floor?
Anonymous No.717539226
so does anyone have anything about the hamster vagina vore girl or will that forever just be an internet urban legend
Anonymous No.717539306
>>717539204
I keep the place tidy but my backyard is a forest so they creep in anyway.
Anonymous No.717539318
>>717538434
im left handed. maybe thats why i post here.
Anonymous No.717539342
>>717539114
Why did your parents keep your brothers in a cage? Whe you also imprisoned?
Anonymous No.717539346
>>717527809
You mean Siberian rodent?
Anonymous No.717539362 >>717543880
>>717539084
Well so have we, so we're kindred spirits.
Anonymous No.717539370
>>717529736
Dude, just get a fucking hamster if it traumatizes you that bad. Yeah you lied about it but now you can do it for real and get some closure.
Anonymous No.717539414 >>717539530
>>717527626 (OP)
Hamsters don't want those things. They just tolerate them when trained well enough.
Anonymous No.717539429
>>717527809
Helo rato c:
Anonymous No.717539431
>>717530531
Yup, I've accepted it. I'll take pride in ending my bloodline.
Anonymous No.717539452
Phew the hamster death stories thread on /an/ is still up
Anonymous No.717539476
>>717528929
Don't even need to ask for this one. This IS real.
Anonymous No.717539530 >>717539752 >>717540283
>>717539414
i promise you they want treats, pets and cuddles not so much better to leave a hamster to its own devices
Anonymous No.717539752
>>717539530
They want treats but they don't really enjoy petting. Cuddling is limited to family before they get old enough that they fight each other away for territory. Hamsters are antisocial animals with few exceptions, and they especially don't trust other things touching them.
Anonymous No.717539925
>>717530550
>Pauses upon seeing the camera
>Continues plapping
Lmao
Anonymous No.717539928
>>717529335
hes still a faggot tho lol
Anonymous No.717539953
>>717527809
And lizardfriends
Anonymous No.717539959 >>717540204
>>717530531
>animals
>loyal
>pleasant to look at
>only ask that you feed them
>love you unconditionally

>women
>will dump you when they get bored
>get fat as soon as they see the ring
>never satisfied, will try to take half your shit in the divorce
>only "love" you as long as you're an asset to them.

I would pay money for a hamster or a bunny or a cat or a dog. I wouldn't even adopt a modern millennial woman from a shelter for free.
Anonymous No.717540059
>>717531541
the character in a video game isnt me
Anonymous No.717540068
>>717530531
I like big animals too
Anonymous No.717540170 >>717540247
I've always wanted a rodent pet because they're cute but rats have a short lifespan and I always hear horror stories about hamsters and guinea pigs
Anonymous No.717540173
>>717529630
it's just a prank bro
Anonymous No.717540204 >>717540297
>>717539959
Weird to single out specifically millennial women. Is it because zoomettes are so braindead you can just pork em and leave with 0 repercussions?
Anonymous No.717540247 >>717545124
>>717540170
Get a beaver
they will completely fucking ruin your house
Anonymous No.717540283
>>717539530
As the other anon said: treats, sure but pets and cuddles, hell no they are vicious little shits not rare at all for mothers to kill their babies
Anonymous No.717540297
>>717540204
Just who I immediately think of when I think of stuck-up, entitled roasties.
Anonymous No.717540421
>>717528054
Why?
Anonymous No.717540495
i bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
if richard gere can do it i can too
Anonymous No.717540548
>>717530531
maybe it says more about the state of women these days that a small animal is an unironically better alternative.
Anonymous No.717540657
>>717529736
>i didn't want people to think i didn't have a fork
Anonymous No.717540667
>>717531282
Vlad the Impaler wasn't a fucking chef. Why are you copying his plating presentation?
Anonymous No.717540773
>>717527626 (OP)
I've seen the reincarnated as my classmate's dog anime...
Anonymous No.717540816 >>717540882
>>717538043
Same. I think mice are adorable, but that doesn't mean they can chew through my walls without contributing to the rent.
Anonymous No.717540839 >>717542797
>>717529134
That's obviously a hare, as you can tell by the ears and superior jumping ability. Rabbit would have gotten caught.
Anonymous No.717540862
>>717529736
reads like a super villain backstory.
Anonymous No.717540882 >>717541017 >>717541343 >>717545654 >>717549440
>>717540816
Maybe these mammoth mice will become commercially available soon?
Anonymous No.717541009
>>717539187
How do rat owners deal with this?
Anonymous No.717541017 >>717542429 >>717545882
>>717540882
Unless that video's sped up, I don't find their Jacob's Ladder twitchiness very comforting.
Anonymous No.717541030
>>717537834
Become food in no time to breed.
Anonymous No.717541167 >>717541727 >>717545286
Anonymous No.717541273
>>717527626 (OP)
holy BASED
Anonymous No.717541343 >>717541743 >>717545093 >>717545235 >>717546791
>>717540882
>Wooly mice were created in a lab using genetic modification
>Those responsible did it because they want to eventually bring wooly mammoths back from extinction
Anonymous No.717541431
>>717530538
Lying with nothing to gain is mental illness.
Anonymous No.717541446
What's going on in this thr-
Anonymous No.717541450 >>717541848 >>717541991
Anonymous No.717541462
>>717529736
>lying about fucking hamsters
KWAB
Anonymous No.717541560 >>717542069
>>717527626 (OP)
Anonymous No.717541568 >>717546251
>>717529127
insane recall you have to a specific pic from 2010
Anonymous No.717541576
>>717529736
Did kinda the same thing and put 10" on the medical form. Didn't realize penis inspection day was a thing.
Anonymous No.717541727 >>717541901 >>717542067
>>717541167
Good on them for scamming trillions of facebook grandmas with this
Anonymous No.717541743 >>717546791
>>717541343
So some rich asshole can tell other rich assholes their mutant elephant is a mammoth, and restaurants can sell mammoth steaks.
Anonymous No.717541848
>>717541450
Big Beautiful Mouse
Anonymous No.717541901 >>717541968 >>717542067 >>717542406
>>717541727
qrd?
Anonymous No.717541908
Oh gosh.
Anonymous No.717541968 >>717542067 >>717542347
>>717541901
it's AI
Anonymous No.717541991
>>717541450
oh nah how dat rat got waves dats crazy
Anonymous No.717542067
>>717541727
>>717541968
>>717541901
It's not. First upload of him was in 2019
Anonymous No.717542069
>>717541560
la rata linda
Anonymous No.717542347
>>717541968
But what's the scam?
Anonymous No.717542406
>>717541901
It's (a) trained animal(s). The vegetables are all washed. They then went full Poppy Playtime with merch going "PLEASE BUY THE BOOK THE PLUSHIE THE DILDO IF YOU WANT MORE CHUCK :(((". They wanted their foot in the door with a brand to begin with
Anonymous No.717542429
>>717541017
They're younger mice, they're fidgety like that.

I'm curious as to how healthy they are. Supposedly these resurrection guys altered both the hair and fat cells to make something similar to mammoths as a proof-of-concept. I'm sure there's plenty of rich people out there that would pay buku bucks for one of those fluffballs.
Anonymous No.717542490
>>717529630
>>717530527
I, too, want her tried for her crimes against humanity... after I save her.
Anonymous No.717542797
>>717540839
I'd like to see him try
https://files.catbox.moe/1aau2a.mp4
Anonymous No.717542803
>>717529150
>read the manga
>not even a single scene of the MC licking their pusy

Garbage.
Anonymous No.717542905
>>717527626 (OP)
>Gets sucked into rodent medieval dimension.

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
Anonymous No.717542939
>>717528651
There's a Skyrim encounter like this.
Anonymous No.717543052
>>717528651
How were you supposed to know?
Anonymous No.717543194
>omg le whacky VN so raundooooom ecks dee #351
>zoomers be like: "wow this is so quirky and original, I've never seen anything like this before"
Anonymous No.717543224
>>717531282
This post was brought to you by proud members of the Incan Empire.
Anonymous No.717543327
>>717531906
>when you get the bad ending on the first run
Anonymous No.717543365
>>717529630
i can fix her
Anonymous No.717543675
>>717529630
>2nd generation glowie
Terry was right
Anonymous No.717543880 >>717543952 >>717544046
>>717539362
which ones besides mammoths and dodos?
Anonymous No.717543943 >>717544718
>>717530856
>I was filling out a stupid form quickly with made up answers, not intentionally "lying". I was also like 13.
Yeah that's how it usually starts. Kicks off with small trivial details with a few minor adjustments. Then it escalates further from there. Not easy to break the cycle once it becomes terminal.
Anonymous No.717543952 >>717543995
>>717543880
All the ones we brought cats in as invasive species.
Anonymous No.717543995 >>717544202
>>717543952
that's like attributing the black plague's kill count to humanity because we were the spreaders
Anonymous No.717544046 >>717544310
>>717543880
>a certain kind of sea turtle that Charles Darwin ate during the height of Victorian era decadence
>Haast Eagle
>Moas
Anonymous No.717544054
>>717531047
based continue? enjoyer
Anonymous No.717544076
>>717528651
-IGGER
Anonymous No.717544097
>>717529134
I did this in SAMP with a mountain bike.
Anonymous No.717544153
>>717528876
Wasn't he supposed to be losing weight?
Anonymous No.717544202 >>717550038
>>717543995
We didn't willingly transport the black plague to every continent on earth and then have it fuck itself into dominance.
Anonymous No.717544310 >>717544724
>>717544046
If humans could kill literally every specimen of a species found in the fucking sea of all places, it wasn't long for the world anyway
Anonymous No.717544430
>>717528054
Now i understand why bobers are always depicted as engineers or construction workers in anthro games, they have the mental calculus skill that many sapient humans don't have
Anonymous No.717544565
>>717536925
because they are the most based rodents on Earth
Anonymous No.717544597
>>717537010
>tfw 1HP
Anonymous No.717544693 >>717544997
>>717537797
Every species that breed very fast has a short lifespan.
Anonymous No.717544718
>>717543943
I don't and have never had any problem with lying, I'm not one of those people that just pathologically lie about stupid shit, if I was a good liar I would have just came up with a name for the hamster.

I filled out a form with some fictional answers with barely any thought, to me I wasn't consciously lying, if anything I was just filling out the form with answers that hypothetical people might say, if you want to play psycho-analyst.
Anonymous No.717544724 >>717544926
>>717544310
>implying turtles spend all of their life out at sea
They have to comeback to land eventually to drop their eggs bro. If they're slow enough you can pick them up wholesale and walk off to the nearest potluck. What's more puzzling is if the meat was so delicious why didn't they warehouse shrimp farm it for sustainability? Must've been spite knowing that no one else in history will have a bowl of turtle soup that tasted as good as this again.
Anonymous No.717544768
>>717537262
They taught her everything they knew except how not to get caught.
Anonymous No.717544805
>>717528929
Anonymous No.717544826
>>717528651
goodnight sweet prince
Anonymous No.717544907
>>717537797
i think i'd like to have one but i couldnt deal with having my bro die like every 3 years
Anonymous No.717544926
>>717544724
lol dumbasses all picked the exact same respawn point and expected it not to be abused
Anonymous No.717544936 >>717545057 >>717545185
>>717537834
>Metal Gear Solid 3 : Beaver Eater
Anonymous No.717544983
>>717530531
No shit, sherlock
I do like milfs more than young women tho
Anonymous No.717544997 >>717545289
>>717544693
wizardbros... did we win?
Anonymous No.717545057
>>717544936
>not tree eater
one job
Anonymous No.717545093 >>717546791
>>717541343
So they are part mammoth?
Anonymous No.717545124
>>717540247
Like dwarves compelled to dig tunnels in mountains, beavers are compelled to construct
Anonymous No.717545185
>>717544936
>Metal Gear Solid 4
Anonymous No.717545235 >>717546791
>>717541343
>Those responsible did it because they want to eventually bring wooly mammoths back from extinction
>you will live to see Moby dick crossbred with a scorpion in your lifetime
Impossible Creatures timeline soon fellow humans
Anonymous No.717545286
>>717541167
This just looks as if the hog eaten stuff left over near the camera and that owner did that on purpose
Anonymous No.717545289
>>717544997
that depends are you cooming everyday? If yes, then no.
Anonymous No.717545312
>>717531282
>>717531661
Looks delicious, no different from pig on a stick
Anonymous No.717545351
>>717530104
Which beetle would you like to be reincarnated as the most?
For me it is the tiger beetle.
Look at them go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZIrY7VZaNA
Anonymous No.717545654
>>717540882
Man made cuteness beyond my comprehension
Anonymous No.717545712
>>717527626 (OP)
I want a hamster game that plays like IWBTG.
Anonymous No.717545835
>>717537797
>clean
On what fucking planet? My rat had 3 toilets in its cage yet still voluntarily chose to shower the insides of its house in piss.
Anonymous No.717545850
>>717527626 (OP)
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead...
Anonymous No.717545882
>>717541017
Inb4 proto Black Plague pulled up from genetic memory
Anonymous No.717546185
>>717529736
The Manti Te'o of pets
Anonymous No.717546230 >>717546307
>>717530531
/v/ does not seem to like high maintenance pets. I bet the average vet bill would bankrupt most of /v/.
Anonymous No.717546251
>>717541568
nah, if you throw everything in one giant and increasingly needs-its-own-hard-drive folder, it's less recall and more you've scrolled past it so many times that you know one day, if you ever need it, you'll have it. like a special lego brick in a bin of 2x2s and shitty sticker tiles.
Anonymous No.717546291
>>717529736
This is the funniest thing I've read all week
Anonymous No.717546304
>>717527626 (OP)
we do a little blackberry eating
Anonymous No.717546307
>>717546230
>I bet the average vet bill would bankrupt most of /v/.
The average /v/oid can barely afford their own healthcare let alone the costs for keeping an animal alive.
Anonymous No.717546418 >>717546667
>>717529018
You see them taking those periodic pauses between chewing? It's listening to hear if the tree is going to fall over or not.
Anonymous No.717546667 >>717548757
>>717529018
>>717546418
They do fail sometimes
Anonymous No.717546780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMs25XpjrAo
Anonymous No.717546791 >>717549450
>>717541343
>>717541743
>>717545093
This is pure marketing sold as reviving old species by these grifters. The mice have no mammoth dna in them, thats science fiction. What they actually did was just isolate the genes that control hair growth and hair density in mice and manipulated them until these guys were made. Their eventual goal is to do the same with elephants, creating a creater that would only superficially look like what we think a mammoth should be, in orher words an abomination. Its not going to happen anytime soon btw, all theyve done is shown that turning on hair genes in mice is possible. Gene editing is incredibly complex and the methods we use for mice dna wont necessarily work for elephants
>>717545235
This is the exact same situation as the mice, just pure marketing to gullible boomers. All they have done is edit wolf dna to superficially look like what we think a dire wolf would have looked like. Ffs dires and wolves arnt even related, dire wolves arnt even fucking canines. God people are retarded for falling for this shit
Anonymous No.717546897 >>717547078 >>717547548
If you guys like animals but don't want to deal with the responsibility of owning pets, you should volunteer at a horse rescue. It is the closest thing to being a zookeeper without needing a college degree.
Anonymous No.717547078
>>717546897
>mfw constantly surrounded by horsepussy but can't do anything
I'll pass
Anonymous No.717547084
UNDERCITY? IN MY /v/????
Anonymous No.717547548
>>717546897
>you should volunteer at a horse rescue
Whatever you say Miss Croft
Anonymous No.717547654 >>717547747
>>717527626 (OP)
Here's the link.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3815800/Sweet_Hamster_Days/
Anonymous No.717547747
>>717547654
>when your producer tells you to fuck a hamster to secure your future idol contract
Grim
Anonymous No.717547854
yep, it's gamer time
Anonymous No.717547958
I will FUCK you up sunshine
Anonymous No.717547980
>>717538043
this is why bubble tea is disgutsing
Anonymous No.717548140
>>717535261
The beavers' greatest predator is the falling tree. It keeps their populations in check. Didn't you ever wonder why beavers aren't considered a major nuisance besides the ones that survive and manage to build dams that fuck up large areas?

A tree kills a beaver and its corpse provides nutrients to the seedlings beneath it and the cycle continues.
Anonymous No.717548342
>>717528054
I'm partial to squirrels, myself.
Anonymous No.717548484
>>717528054
based beaver bro
Anonymous No.717548757
>>717546667
Dodge: 100
Anonymous No.717549376
>>717531282
Peruvians are subhumans. You wouldn't eat a dog, would you? That is, unless you are spiritually (of physically) a gook bugman.
Anonymous No.717549440
>>717540882
Reminds me of frizzle chickens.
Anonymous No.717549450
>>717546791
youre saying we jurassic park now?
Anonymous No.717549719
>>717529961
Anon... do you know what a beaver is
Anonymous No.717549760
>>717527626 (OP)
Sorry but I don't want it if they don't titfuck my entire hamster body
Anonymous No.717550038
>>717544202
I mean if you believe the tales about toxotransmosis we didn't do the other thing willingly either
Anonymous No.717550215 >>717550447
>>717538917
I had to kill one the other day. Was a small newborn and I felt really bad. They are a problem and have to be dealt with. Much like pajeets except I have more sympathy for rats
Anonymous No.717550434
>>717527809
Rats get a bad rap for mice buttholes desu even got blamed for bubonic plague when its literally just mice and prairie dogs-not sure what else. Sneks and spooders too
Anonymous No.717550447
>>717550215
people that have pet rats say their like small dogs but they only live three years.