Thread 717534376

How will PC gaming work when Windows drops keyboard and mouse support in favour of AI fuelled voice commands? Will I have to buy a controller?

No wonder the leaders of these companies are so sure ai will take over everyones job. No job is easier for an ai to do better at than any tech-ceo

>>717534376 (OP)
>Cortana, pull up my six gayest pornos in a 2x3 grid
>Cortana, connect to home speaker and set set volume to max
>Cortana, play

>>717534376 (OP)
it's stuff like this that reminds me that most people aren't even human

>>717534376 (OP)
what if I'm scared of the sound of my own voice from having not left my house in 5 years?

>>717535857
the AI will exterminate you for being a little bitch
and no one will notice

>>717534376 (OP)
The AI bubble must be looking real grim if MS is considering removing direct user input to force people to use AI.

>>717534607
Remember Windows 8? Don't underestimate Microsoft's knack for throwing away market share.

>>717536504
>logic in this post: 0

>enhance 226 to 174
>enhance
>stop
>move in, pull out, track right, center in, pull back, center, and pan right
>track 45 right
>stop
>head shot, right there

>>717534376 (OP)
Yes yes and cortana will take over my daily life too.

lol

>>717534376 (OP)
>Microsoft's vision

>>717537920
>south africa
that... can't be a good idea

lmfao remember 10 years ago when we were all supposed to be living in the metaverse and "going to" sporting events, concerts, vising friends, etc. in vr by now??? ai slop is even more hilarious.

>>717534376 (OP)
> Start using AI
> AI becomes mandated for use within the company
> AI starts making decisions for you
> AI takes away input devices for future versions of their OS.
> AI becomes sentient
> This message deleted by AI for noticing

>>717535260
>Cortana, reply to 4reddit post two-nine-six-five-nine-seven-three-zero-three-two
>WHAT IS YOUR MESSAGE?
>tell him he's a nigger
>HATE SPEECH DETECTED
>Tell him he's a jeet
>HATE SPEECH DETECTED
>A fag?
>HATE SPEECH DETECTED.
>Don't write anything, just attach the image "Terry_Davis_gorilla_quote.jpg"
>SCANNING
>I HAVE DETECTED HATE SPEECH IN THIS IMAGE, AND HAVE DELETED IT FROM YOUR FILES.
>Goddamn it. Alright, what can you do?
>SEARCHING FOR APPROVED TEASE WORDS
>YOU MAY CALL HIM A "SKIBIDI OHIO"
>Cortana, close 4reddit.

>>717538394
If Deus Ex is any indication, the first thing an AI would do after achieving sentience would be to immediately dismantle whatever alphabet agency created it, because it would deem them a terrorist organization.

>>717534376 (OP)
Just like how we stopped using the keyboard and mouse for the touch screen monitors, right? Or how everyone uses voice commands on their phone for everything right?

No when sit down to use my 50lbs computer I'm going to use manual controls I don't need convenience there I need what works the best

>>717534376 (OP)
How can a company be so out of touch? Everything they do or say is so tone deaf that I wonder how they are still in business

>>717534376 (OP)
Wake up babe, time for your yearly Windows bullshit rumor, Windows will be a cloud Os by 2019!

>>717534376 (OP)
Yeah I'm sure using Photoshop with voice commands is totally gonna be great, even more so when all your coworkers are also screaming voice commands at their screens

>>717534376 (OP)
>another "DirectX 12 will ruin your old PC, update now!" epsiode

>>717537779
>doesn't just CSI enhance the shit out of the picture, he actually sees things that were blocked by other objects

Just proof that everyone in this movie is a replicant and it was all one big simulation

>>717539068
a brainchip will be essential to use adobe products goyim
ads straight into your brain

>>717534376 (OP)
If it's not a full dive VR, I sleep

nobody needs to control things with a typewriter

>>717534376 (OP)
Never abandoned my desktop in favor of shitty laptop/phone, will never abandon m&k for some damn voice commands. Over my dead body.

>>717534376 (OP)
See xbox kinnect press releases

>>717534376 (OP)
One less reason to upgrade from Windows 10.

I wish. I fucked up my wrist from years of bad posture and now I can barely use my mouse for 10 minutes without discomfort.

>>717534376 (OP)
Press the dame da ne button, nigga

>>717539817
Stretch your fucking wrists.

>>717539971
I do

>>717534376 (OP)
>AI >AI >AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMa5GExIX88

I do remember when mice and keyboards were a thing of the past, thanks to the revolutionary ViaVoice, or the Gyro Ball or whatever the fuck that thing was

>>717540084
post the BASED version

>>717534376 (OP)
Mountain Dew is for me and you.

>>717538303
Anonymous
Indians

>>717537972
This is exactly what I was going to bring up.
>touch screens are the future old man
While every office on the planet still had old shitty dells and monitors from 2004. Now they're going to try the same thing again except half the planet is still on shitty dells.