DOOM Eternal - /v/ (#717593327) [Archived: 63 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:12:27 PM No.717593327
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This has still yet to be refuted.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:13:33 PM No.717593390
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>Why yes I am a Zenimax apologist, how did you guess?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:13:48 PM No.717593406
Doom guide v8
Doom guide v8
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>>717593327 (OP)
Not playing your swapslop.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:15:02 PM No.717593495
>>717593406
>wadslop
okay grandpa
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:19:15 PM No.717593738
>>717593327 (OP)
Why is DOOM Eternal fps GoW ps2 era now? Shits stupid
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:21:07 PM No.717593852
>>717593495
TiL that .wii and Wii WADs are not the same file type
I thought nintendo was using someone else's ancient garbage instead they made something new and then immediately tossed it aside
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:23:11 PM No.717593973
>>717593327 (OP)
>see Eternal is on sale
>"I should probably pick it up, I love boomshoots"
>requires linking to 3rd part-
no thanks I'll keep my money
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:25:26 PM No.717594126
>>717593973
terminal autism
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:26:00 PM No.717594161
>plays 2016 with HMG and Combat shotgun only, 20 times
I dont care about any of the dumb shit being said by zoomoids who saw a youtube video. Eternal was horrid, not really because of "weapon swapping", except in specific cases, because its shit. Its like being dropped in a septic tank and some faggot wants to know exactly what about it bothers you. What is the chemical composition of the substamce youre complaining about being submerged in?

SHIT

Dark Ages was clearly unplayable from the first trailer, super shotgun was always fucking gay as fuck like all sawed offs ever put into games or movies, you are a nigger if you ever criticized 2016 by mentioning it as if everyone else is a brocolli headed shitskin with no skill that MUST ALWAYS abuse the most soulless broken rote meta strategy to have a chance of success.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:27:29 PM No.717594260
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>>717594161
Eternal better
Also mad cuz bad
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:30:31 PM No.717594437
>>717593327 (OP)
>shoot enemy
>shoot enemy
>shoot enemy
>glory kill (or you die)
>shoot enemy
>shoot enemy
>chainsaw kill (or you run out of ammo and die)
>shoot enemy
>shoot enemy
>etc.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:33:05 PM No.717594605
>>717593327 (OP)
Is The Dark Ages good yet? I liked 2016 and LOVED Eternal, but I just couldn't get into Dark Ages.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:33:29 PM No.717594629
>>717593327 (OP)
I agree that it does get very repetitive. You can't have too much expectations for FPS, maybe idol fanbase love for a moment of time, not a true recommendation.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:34:15 PM No.717594679
>>717593327 (OP)
doom 2016 is mindless fun while doom eternal is a constant game of rock, paper, scissors depending on enemy which kills the badass with reckless abandon fun.

Also all the cutscenes and literal MCU tier DLC story were dogshit.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:37:02 PM No.717594848
>>717594679
>doom eternal is a constant game of rock, paper, scissors depending on enemy
No it isn't. You just follow the tutorials because you're a complete retard who lacks free thought.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:37:26 PM No.717594870
Nothing in the black text refutes the red text
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:37:44 PM No.717594891
>>717594605
They just released an update that nerfs all weapons, adds more enemies in certain arenas, made weapon swap quicker and allow you to parry while swapping weapons, and also added an half assed sandbox arena mode
Nice changes but the game will always be parryslop of the worst kind with boring soundtrack, I'd rather replay 2016 and Eternal
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:40:06 PM No.717595036
>>717594891
Did they ever get rid of the slowdown when parrying? It was one of the main reasons why I stopped playing.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:41:16 PM No.717595124
>>717595036
Oh yes they also added a slider to adjust or even disable slowmo during parry and melee
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:42:58 PM No.717595226
>>717594870
It does actually, read carefully
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:43:59 PM No.717595304
>>717594437
Perfection.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:44:09 PM No.717595321
its only gonna get worse mate
its only gonna get worse mate
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>5 years of seething because tortanicfags were denied their fix
>5 years of seething because it turns out that spamming a hungarian pear-brewing forum with claims that a game will flop doesn't actually mean it will flop
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:47:18 PM No.717595539
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>>717595321
>DOOM The Mid Ages flops so hard the tortanicfags collectively went quiet
Eternalchads stay winning
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:47:57 PM No.717595587
fucking idiot
fucking idiot
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>>717593327 (OP)
>make shit mechanics
>people try so sidestep said garbage mechanics
>they are shit and unfun in every single combination and iteration, no matter what you try
Not the own you think it is, retard.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:49:13 PM No.717595691
>>717594848
>nuh uh

Nice argument, wrong though. mindless run and gun will always be more fun than swapslop
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:49:20 PM No.717595704
>>717595587
>I am bad at video games
Yes, we know.
Back to your gacha shite, troon
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:51:35 PM No.717595875
>>717593327 (OP)
Sounds to me like a game designed in such a way as to be easing to nobody.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:53:10 PM No.717595982
>>717595875
But enough about the Mid Ages
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:55:10 PM No.717596123
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
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>Retards still seething about this game after 5 years
Completely assfucked this whole fucking board and exposed it as a bunch of casual shitters
It's glorious
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:56:07 PM No.717596181
>>717593327 (OP)
>heh you don't have to use melee finishers, just waste ammo instead
>what do you need to do to get more ammo? heh just do melee
so if I don't like melee I shouldn't play Eternal, got it
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:58:01 PM No.717596290
NuDoom 2016 was gay
NuDoom Eternal was gay
NuDoom TDA was gay
If you disagree with any of these points then I am sorry to hear of the crippling brain tumour that is stopping you from thinking correctly but hopefully it will end your life soon
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:00:21 PM No.717596473
>>717596181
Or you can just pick up ammo that's already on the ground
Or you can get the upgrade that makes red barrels generate ammo on explosion
>what do you need to do to get more ammo? heh just do melee
Oh no, the horror, I have to suffer through a 1 second melee takedown every 5 minutes to get back to full ammo
Filtered, skill issue, retard, etc.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:01:42 PM No.717596568
>>717596181
Damn, almost as if it was a combat LOOP
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:05:47 PM No.717596850
>>717593327 (OP)
This game has convinced me that people on this fucking board are just a bunch of poser faggots who LOVE to hate on le heckin' casual shitters, yet when you present them a game that offers some actual challenge, they will disregard it and blame "bad game design", just like the casual shitters they love to hate on would say
The irony
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:10:03 PM No.717597138
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>>717596850
.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:34:11 PM No.717599025
>>717596568
it's a bad loop
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:34:48 PM No.717599072
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rib an tear xddd
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:39:55 PM No.717599467
>>717593327 (OP)
>Try using Chaingun, Lock-on rockets, Arbalest charges, or lots of Super Shotgun...
Nobody recommends using the chaingun. The le fun zone weapon swapping bullshit means one shot weapons are way more powerful than everything else so the entire arsenal is ignored for the precision bolt, ballista, super shotgun rotation with occasional rocket launcher cameo. Ignoring those few enemies that force you to use a specific weapon in the DLC because they were so bad at weapon balance they couldn't figure out a way to get players to use some stuff unless they were functionally immortal to everything else.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:43:32 PM No.717599728
>>717599467
I use the chaingun a lot
No the game's fault you're a fucking retard who doesn't know how to have fun
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:44:34 PM No.717599797
You don't need to quickswap_thumb.jpg
You don't need to quickswap_thumb.jpg
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>>717599467
Do we really have to go through this shit again?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:47:09 PM No.717599986
>>717595704
People who like Modern Doom are far more likely to be troons than those who actively dislike it in favour for the older games.

Trooning out is primarily a zoomer trait.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:47:27 PM No.717600019
>>717593327 (OP)
this diagram makes doom eternal sound miserable to play lmao
it has to be a false flag
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:49:15 PM No.717600158
>>717593327 (OP)
Why doesn’t Dark Ages get daily seethe threads like Eternal?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:50:54 PM No.717600290
>>717600158
Because it flopped and failed
Boring, generic, dumbed down AAA slop that appeals to the lowest common denominator
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:54:45 PM No.717600538
>>717595704
Not him but watching autistic trannies constantly try to rationalize people not liking things as them not being able to do said things is concerningly common and a telltale sign that we're living in the Idiocracy timeline.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:03:21 PM No.717601189
>>717593406
Anyone recommending Chocolate Doom to noobs should get the rope
What's the fucking point?
Just emulate the MSDOS version then, it will be as shitty as Chocolate Doom
At least PrBoom+ is mentioned, this somewhat saves this image a little
>What about skulltag
How would a newfag even know about it? This image is made by a low IQ poster who can't imagine what a Doom newfag is thinking (no empathy, a sign of low IQ)

A Doom newfag DOESN'T want to play Chocolate Doom
PrBoom+ or DSDA Doom are the supposed choices for a better experience

>recommending slaughtermaps to a noob
Yeah, low IQ
>no Drutal Boom
Retard. It's a good mod, but the author chose to recommend "runigger overkill" instead, yikes + krindge
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:04:57 PM No.717601294
>>717596568
Damn almost as if OP image is trying to prove that it's not.
>>717596473
>I have to suffer through a 1 second melee takedown every 5 minutes
You know that both of those numbers are wrong and yet you wrote them. Tsk
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:16:23 PM No.717602231
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>>717593327 (OP)
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>shoots epic Arachnotron™ weakpoint after lining up shot for 5 seconds while dashing side to side because pro Quake™ skills
>retarded door opening cutscene plays
>"Mhmm....rip and tear.. looks like the Hell Priest™ is nearby.. I will rip and tear because I am the ancient Doom Slaya™
>"Come on, Vega™"
>follows Skyrim™ compass
>Picks up 10 epic fanfiction-tier lore dumps about how badass the Slaya™ is on the way
>Door locks behind the Slaya™ and demons appear
>cacophony of retarded monster noises while the fart synth kicks into action
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>"Rip and tear" WUBWUBWUBBWAMBWAMDUUUUUNUUUUNUUHHHNHUHHH *Uses Flame Belch™ on a deliberately spawned group of Possessed™ and they become Staggered™, does a badass Heat Blast™ and Armor Shards™ fly into the Slaya™'s face*
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>switches weapons 75 times
>dashes aimlessly waiting for a Possessed™ to spawn
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>swings on monkey bars
>performs impse
>250 arena laps and 150 chainsaw uses later the Slaya™ is victorious
>Mhmm.. The Hell Priest™ is not here.. Better tell Samuel Hayden™ about this
>"Come on, Vega™"
>Walks two meters and Alien Queen™ appears in an epic cutscene
>"You will not defeat me, Slaya™, I am the Emperor of the Universe and you are nothing but a Usurper™, the Kar En Kuk™ Council of Elder Alien Space Sentinel Argent D' Nur™ has banished you from the alien kingdom and I will defeat you!"
>Cut to black and level ends before epic boss fight so player can process how epic this is and maybe make a Reddit™ post about it before carrying on
>DUNDUNDUNBWAMBWAMBWAM Mick Gordon farting BAM BAM BAM 50 ACTION POINTS 5 CRUCIBLE CREDIT SENTINEL SHIP ARGENT RECEIVED
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:17:01 PM No.717602293
>>717602231
My favorite
Weird that I didn't remember to post it myself this time
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:17:02 PM No.717602294
>>717593327 (OP)
The rebuttal is I WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING GAME HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO

IF I WANT TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE SHIT USING SHOTGUN ONLY, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO.

Now you try to refute that.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:17:23 PM No.717602331
eternal worth $10?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:18:35 PM No.717602443
>>717602294
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME HAVE MECHANICS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:18:45 PM No.717602460
>>717602294
>limited ammo ala Doom 1-64
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:20:00 PM No.717602559
>>717593327 (OP)
Ha ha, no one seriously dislikes Doom Godternal. It's all just jokes.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:20:10 PM No.717602571
>>717602294
>IF I WANT TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE SHIT USING SHOTGUN ONLY, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0i0EXwezNM
Here you go, Eternal Ultra Nightmare run with shotgun only
So do you admit that you are a fucking mouthbreathing retard?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:22:16 PM No.717602729
>>717602571
OH NO NO NO
Anti-Eternal sisters... The fucking eternal chuds got us... it's over...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:28:37 PM No.717603197
>>717602231
kek
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:34:17 PM No.717603650
>>717593327 (OP)
>this game sucks
>"i-it's good if you just selectively ignore mechanics"
>the game doesn't function like this, you lied to me
>"ok so maybe you can't ignore the mechanics but like omg just stop complaining"
feeble
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:35:16 PM No.717603734
>>717602571
Damn
Retards have been awfully quiet since this gem dropped
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:36:13 PM No.717603805
shrug
shrug
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>>717601189
>but the author chose to recommend "runigger overkill" instead, yikes + krindge

NTA, however BD is perhaps ubiquitous enough that people can very well discover it on their own; it might as well be Doom's equivalent to Touhou fangames. Regardless, the image is coming on what, seven years old, and one anon was working on a V9 recently.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:37:59 PM No.717603945
>>717603650
>>717602571
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:39:00 PM No.717604007
supa makr
supa makr
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>>717593327 (OP)
https://www.nexusmods.com/doometernal/mods/69?tab=files

The actual problem with DOOM Eternal is that it's too easy and the devs never push the level design to it's limits
Kaiser campaign not only has more complex fights, it also knows when to hold back. The final SGN fight with the possessed Tyrant and several Super Makyr drones + 3 Archviles is fantastic, as is the Slayer gate with 4 Spirit Possesed Turrets and Infinitely respawning Shotgunners and Carcass.

While Id is talented, they never pushed Eternals combat to this level, which is where it's 10/10 design shines through (and also some of it's flaws, like bad collision hitboxes for the player and levels)
Unironically go play it, NOW
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:39:35 PM No.717604053
>>717593390
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:39:54 PM No.717604082
>>717593327 (OP)
Zenimax employed saar hands were making this post
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:43:12 PM No.717604336
>>717593973
it doesn't you can pirate it ezpz
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:45:35 PM No.717604504
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>>717599072
>controller for fps
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:49:47 PM No.717604798
>>717604504
These games were literally made for consoles
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:50:23 PM No.717604839
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>>717603650
>>the game doesn't function like this, you lied to me
What the fuck is this cope? Who lied to you? youre just bad, stop doing mental gymnastics. The game isnt fun if youre bad. The game's le "mechanics" are fine.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:50:46 PM No.717604871
eternal levels
eternal levels
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>>717593327 (OP)
Kino levels roster
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:52:40 PM No.717605014
>>717593327 (OP)
I'm sorry you tricked yourself into enjoying APM slop.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:54:38 PM No.717605156
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>>717604798
>bro the games marketing team told me it was practically MADE for controllers so its fine!
There is no argument to be had here. M+kb is infinitely superior to controller for fps.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:55:06 PM No.717605191
>>717599467
chaingun is the most consistently used weapon when looking at individual players simply because of it's invul shield that every playstyle benefits from
its just higher skill ceiling than it seems
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:57:28 PM No.717605363
>>717593327 (OP)
that image actually encapsulates what i didn't like about eternal--the "simon says" aspect of the combat. the devs try so hard to corral the player into using all the mechanics that it becomes a weirdly exhausting chore to play...when i overcome a challenge it doesn't feel like i did anything cool or creative, but just did exactly what i was supposed to do without messing up too much
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:57:51 PM No.717605392
>>717604798
1. no it wasn't
2. what does that have to do with the fact that the only webm 'criticizing' eternal is a fucking controller player
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:58:51 PM No.717605484
>>717605363
>when i overcome a challenge it doesn't feel like i did anything cool or creative, but
unironically skill issue
get gud
:^)
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:59:25 PM No.717605526
Dark Ages underperformed horribly
Must be sad for the eternal haters retards, considering TDA is basically the anti-eternal
guess people prefer a well tuned, tight and challenging experience after all lol
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:00:22 PM No.717605609
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>>717605014
>be me
>browsan /v/
>oh boy, a doom eternal thread let's see how anons are getting mad about this game this time
>apm slop
Its over. There are just so many tourists here now.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:04:26 PM No.717605884
>>717604871
TAG 1 mogged 2 on every metric huh.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:06:57 PM No.717606056
>>717605884
Tag 2 had screechers
those were cool
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:28:11 PM No.717607643
>>717593327 (OP)
Based
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:36:23 PM No.717608282
>>717593327 (OP)
I only used the super shotgun, people complaining just don't know how to dodge.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:51:06 PM No.717609408
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Is Shadow Warrior 3 fun?
I read it was kind of an Eternal-lite
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:58:01 PM No.717609925
>>717609408
More like Shallow Warrior
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:02:54 PM No.717610294
>>717594437
Honestly perfect
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:08:35 PM No.717610723
>>717593327 (OP)
funny how people still talk about Eternal while The Dark Ages left absolutely zero cultural impact
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:09:22 PM No.717610784
>>717610723
Id or someone near them had the genius idea off...
artificially making it so only 1% of PCs can run Dark Ages
meanwhile 99% of PCs on planet earth can run Eternal, it was that well optimized
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:11:07 PM No.717610902
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>>717593327 (OP)
zoom redditernal thread?
Replies: >>717629906
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:16:18 PM No.717611283
marty-stratton-le-producteur-executif-du-jeu-document-remis-1587716712
>>717610784
The whole Mick Gordon / Marty Stratton drama also soured things up greatly with the fanbase I think, and it doesn't help that the soundtrack for Dark Ages by Finishing Move is the blandest, most badly mixed, most basic bitch metal sounding soundtrack ever made
Because yeah like it or not, soundtrack has been a very important part of the Nu-DOOM trilogy overall
Replies: >>717611754
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:20:54 PM No.717611660
>>717610784
No but you don't understand, baked lightning takes too much time, think about the multimillion dollar company..
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:21:55 PM No.717611754
>>717611283
i hate this corporate rat nigger like you wouldn't believe
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:33:56 PM No.717612717
The Only Thing They Fear Is Poo
The Only Thing They Fear Is Poo
md5: 90158ef0339f8e6f0a430d59e5ab4f4e🔍
*8 string sitar music starts playing*
Replies: >>717612820
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:35:00 PM No.717612782
Shit And Saar
Shit And Saar
md5: ad651ce994e2980a5dff5fdd8cfb6f86🔍
Replies: >>717612820
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:35:32 PM No.717612820
>>717612717
>>717612782
Your Parryslop simulator failed and flopped, Rajeesh
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:37:16 PM No.717612956
>>717604871
>anti sovl gas in every single level
gaming has fallen
Replies: >>717613073
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:38:57 PM No.717613073
>>717612956
That would be The Mid Ages
Visual clarity in Eternal is top notch
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:41:39 PM No.717613258
hugod
hugod
md5: 2e8c1e188829e3fec2ec8bdfa51eb7c2🔍
>>717610784
>Hmmm you know what DOOM needs? Gimmick vehicle and turret section from a PS2 game
>Now that is a TRVE RETVRN TO FORM
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:44:29 PM No.717613476
>>717593327 (OP)
No.
>Why can't anything ever hit me?
Mobility is super broken
>Why can I never die?
The game spawns infinite fodder for you so you never have to worry about anything
>Where is the tension?
There isn't any, the game is fundamentally broken
>Am I supposed to be having fun?
Lol, no. The game can never present you with a challenge, because it's made for brain dead retards who want instant gratification without ever working for it.
Replies: >>717613545 >>717613639
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:44:29 PM No.717613478
>>717593327 (OP)
was the dlc any good? I liked the base game but got cautious after they had their falling out with gordon
Replies: >>717613664 >>717613709
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:45:24 PM No.717613545
>>717613476
You are good at video games
I'm so proud of you
Replies: >>717613862
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:46:46 PM No.717613639
>>717613476
what difficulty
Replies: >>717613862
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:47:06 PM No.717613664
>>717613478
The DLCs are great yes
DLC music too all things considered, Hulshult and Levy did a far better job than the Finishing Move corpo faggots did for Dark Ages
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:47:47 PM No.717613709
>>717613478
TAG1 is worth playing, 2 is 2 easy
but Kaiser Campaign mod is better if you want to play again, it uses the DLC mobs better than the DLC does
>>717604007
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:48:25 PM No.717613752
>>717593327 (OP)
No my question is "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLAYFORMING SLOP DOING IN MY SLOP SHOOTER FOR SLOPSOOMERS?"
Replies: >>717613816 >>717613861
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:49:28 PM No.717613816
>>717613752
its there to teach you mobility skills so you can dodge enemy attacks in arenas
if you struggle with the plaltforming that means you suck at the movement too much to beat the game on nightmare
if you don't, the platforming takes less than a minute
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:50:03 PM No.717613861
>>717613752
Oh no, 30 seconds quick and light platforming sections that give you a little break between 2 hectic fights
The absolute horror
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:50:03 PM No.717613862
>>717613545
This isn't about being good at videogames or not. This is literally just the core design of the game.
>super mobity and all enemies use projectiles
>infinite basic zombie spawns for all resources
>>717613639
This is true for all difficulties. The higher the difficulty just increases the time you're in the fight.
Replies: >>717613969
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:51:34 PM No.717613969
>>717613862
>This is true for all difficulties. The higher the difficulty just increases the time you're in the fight.
no it doesn't
wanna know why?
I'll give you a secret
mouse over if you think you've guessed correctly
it's biggest changes are enemy layout, enemy damage, enemy aggression and max number of enemies that can attack you at once (on nightmare it's 9999, on lower difficulties it's 2 to 5)
Replies: >>717614139 >>717614474
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:54:17 PM No.717614139
>>717613969
Yeah, and you wanna know a secret about nightmare? You can still just dodge everything by jumping and dashing like a spastic retard. It fundamentally does not matter how many are attacking you at once.
Replies: >>717614474 >>717614613
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:56:33 PM No.717614278
Untitled
Untitled
md5: e73c6a4fb2e1587b63d13a703413928e🔍
can't stop dooming
played a nice mod today set in the first Doom I episode. pretty good
Replies: >>717614639
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:59:27 PM No.717614474
>>717614139
>>717613969
Okay okay, you know what, on second thought. Maybe if you have absolutely 0 spacial awareness and just dash right into the middle of the enemies.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:01:33 PM No.717614613
>>717614139
no you can't, enemy projectiles/abilities (like Walls) predict movement and you have 2 dashes that only recharge if you touch the ground, plus enemies flank. This is relevant mid air the most, so you can't just fly away~
Out of all shooters, DOOM Eternals are actually the most advanced in this, to compensate for the players mobility

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyCMtQfpNNU
Replies: >>717614843
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:02:02 PM No.717614639
01ac6c92ab88282aa33c8877257b736c
01ac6c92ab88282aa33c8877257b736c
md5: 4a8e323938d862d684f994bcb1c2ef70🔍
>>717614278
Based doomer
Replies: >>717614860
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:05:00 PM No.717614843
>>717614613
It doesn't matter if they predict because they don't change trajectory after being fired
Replies: >>717614895
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:05:17 PM No.717614860
>>717614639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-71-i1akB0
Replies: >>717615016 >>717615042 >>717615128
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:05:44 PM No.717614895
>>717614843
yes it because they fire big projectiles or bursts of projectiles and because the projectiles are fast and because there's multiple enemies each with unique attacks
Replies: >>717615029
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:07:22 PM No.717615016
Untitled
Untitled
md5: 04502c1b4bd02be73fd659967a337f73🔍
>>717614860
it is this one
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:07:36 PM No.717615029
>>717614895
And yet you can still easily kite them all in a jagged circle.
Replies: >>717615106
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:07:46 PM No.717615042
xmpgh7k7e0r01
xmpgh7k7e0r01
md5: e8a0ef9fbe22d581a0062547736c996c🔍
>>717614860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfoj7t7NZkI
Replies: >>717615128 >>717615292
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:08:33 PM No.717615106
>>717615029
no you can't, enemy projectiles/abilities (like Walls) predict movement and you have 2 dashes that only recharge if you touch the ground, plus enemies flank. This is relevant mid air the most, so you can't just fly away~
Out of all shooters, DOOM Eternals are actually the most advanced in this, to compensate for the players mobility
Replies: >>717615290
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:08:47 PM No.717615128
>>717614860
>>717615042
man the soundtrack in dark ages is so fucking weak
Replies: >>717615292
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:10:50 PM No.717615290
>>717615106
You can, because their motion prediction is a constant from your current movement, holy fuck do I need to repirate this mediocre game to prove a basic fucking point.
Replies: >>717615452 >>717615531 >>717615613
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:10:52 PM No.717615292
>>717615128
>>717615042
this is the only passable song I found in the dark ages, still has a generic production, kicks in at 1:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AJrhM4lFXQ
Replies: >>717615495 >>717626934
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:10:59 PM No.717615296
>>717593327 (OP)
i just hated the marauder, i enjoyed everything else about the game though i never bothered with the dlc because that would have required me to spend money instead of just playing it on gamepass
Replies: >>717616751
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:11:12 PM No.717615319
>>717593406
Where's Grezzo Due?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:12:51 PM No.717615452
>>717615290
yes it because they fire big projectiles or bursts of projectiles and because the projectiles are fast and because there's multiple enemies each with unique attacks
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:13:29 PM No.717615495
>>717615292

even though its a remake of one of the originals which was a ripoff of a mayhem song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXEZNha1fHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y71nDIWHDbg
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:13:52 PM No.717615531
>>717615290

it's not, it has randomization.
But either way, how does that help? Doesn't that still make DOOM Eternal more advanced than literally every other shooter and even action game, ever? Even ULTRAKILLs and Ninja Gaidens enemies have simpler AI
Replies: >>717615939
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:15:03 PM No.717615613
>>717615290
post a video of a single arena you did no damage
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:20:05 PM No.717615939
>>717615531
You know that even shit like Onirism has flanking and motion prediction right?
Replies: >>717617763
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:31:38 PM No.717616751
doom-eternal-marauder-uhdpaper.com-4K-19
doom-eternal-marauder-uhdpaper.com-4K-19
md5: 7abdc5a32fadb15601c4761c1eb0579b🔍
>>717615296
filtered
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:36:24 PM No.717617092
>>717604007
ah forgot about that, think played hell on earth, it threw at me way too much shit, so I played icon of sin to see if I could beat it without dying and forgot it.
ill give it another go, played some unbalanced randomizer and threw at me even more shit. like possessed armored barons mixed with archviles
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:37:27 PM No.717617146
funko pop codex entry unlocked
you have 3 unspent praetor tokens
bearbullbearbullripandtear
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:45:02 PM No.717617763
>>717615939
does it also have unique aggressive enemies, with unique abilities and movement types, with unique weak points and projectile buckets, several attacks per mob, forcing the player to melee to recover ammo, with tight arenas and mob groupings, while enemy melee attacks are almost instant and super lethal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1F8_bmOH5w
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:47:43 PM No.717617976
>>717593327 (OP)
It insists upon itself.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:48:38 PM No.717618045
1682764938448961
1682764938448961
md5: 055e76eb68149d4f82ee2e592d46fd35🔍
>>717593406
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:49:24 PM No.717618091
You don't even need to spergswap to beat the game.
That webm ruined discourse on Coom Internal.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:52:55 PM No.717618390
>>717593327 (OP)
You cant break the game, you can only get marginally better at the gameplay loop. Its a chore to play.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:54:46 PM No.717618539
Nu-doom sucks because nothing looks slick any more. The shotgun looked like something you'd get from Cabela's. The spiderdemon looked clean as fuck. The super shotgun now looks like I'm wielding R2D2, and the demons look like high fantasy garbage.
Replies: >>717618832
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:57:29 PM No.717618760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwj3lFK4HA
Replies: >>717618917 >>717619958
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:58:29 PM No.717618832
>>717618539
No, most of the demon designs are really good actually
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:59:45 PM No.717618917
>>717618760
best designed enemy in a video game in a long long while
to think that casual /v/ermin scum got filtered and threw a temper tantrum about it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:01:15 PM No.717619045
>>717593327 (OP)
Does seem as though none of the issues have actually been resolved.
Replies: >>717619076
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:01:46 PM No.717619076
>>717619045
combat LOOP
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:09:59 PM No.717619720
Man Kaiser Campaign mod for Eternal is something else
This is the kind of shit that makes Eternal the better game of the trilogy and the most iconic too
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:12:38 PM No.717619927
Booba
Booba
md5: 0745a90d7c3b18e71cb280990ac0666d🔍
Doom mods continue to impress.
Replies: >>717634479
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:13:03 PM No.717619958
>>717618760
>the marauder blocks
>the marauder has 2 different ranged attacks (one of which has 2 variant rotations) and one melee attack
>the marauder can only be stunned if shot when hes doing melee or with a trickshot
>the marauder summons wolves if he blocks you
>the marauder can faint attacks
>the marauder will never go into your line of sight and always go clockwise or counter clockwise
>the marauder will dash every attack or 2
>the marauder increases ranged aggerssion if you shoot him without damaging him
literally just a doom 1 imp
Replies: >>717620216
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:16:31 PM No.717620216
>>717619958
piss off retard
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:20:51 PM No.717620558
>have to sign in
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:25:59 PM No.717620971
>>717593406
terry traps?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:27:37 PM No.717621091
2016 is the best, fuck the other nudooms
Replies: >>717623719
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:47:41 PM No.717622665
>>717594679
>A game has.... LE COUNTERS?????
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:50:52 PM No.717622916
Eternal didn't mesh with how I like to play. I will not be playing it again.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:54:32 PM No.717623191
Doom 2016 no longer satisfies after playing Eternal seriously
And Dark Ages is a complete fucking joke
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:59:01 PM No.717623510
Mech_thumb.jpg
Mech_thumb.jpg
md5: cd00d1bc8f4199bc93f55a47f6064d93🔍
Replies: >>717624364
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:00:11 AM No.717623603
dragon combat_thumb.jpg
dragon combat_thumb.jpg
md5: 41f92f4af190b9ef7f13b1b8979f3d82🔍
Replies: >>717624364
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:01:44 AM No.717623718
0198230393405_thumb.jpg
0198230393405_thumb.jpg
md5: acaf4570e9118184504c701845edcef2🔍
Replies: >>717624364
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:01:45 AM No.717623719
>>717621091
it's definitely more in line with doom 3, even with the gay ancient slayer stuff the presentation and art direction is a lot more grounded and pop sci-fi
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:05:55 AM No.717624007
>>717593327 (OP)
There is nothing to be refuted. All of these complaints are legitimate.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:06:16 AM No.717624026
McDisgust1
McDisgust1
md5: 7608796944f6725b9d40675c37caf1d9🔍
Eternal is a tryhard game for tryhard gamers who wear this game like a badge of honor of how epig they are at le vidaeya gaems. Its the worst enthusiasts of any doom by far that are so fucking insecure about how "great" their game is that they make threads like these constantly.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:07:00 AM No.717624082
>>717599072
raugh everytiem
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:08:02 AM No.717624158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuV_YqsM5Ko
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:08:38 AM No.717624197
marauder is easy_thumb.jpg
marauder is easy_thumb.jpg
md5: bda3ec86011b697a2a4dde094e22e411🔍
Eternal is FPS perfection.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:09:05 AM No.717624243
>>717594679
I love this argument because you see it for every game where you can't just mindlessly spam any attack and win.
Replies: >>717624446
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:10:53 AM No.717624364
>>717623510
>>717623603
>>717623718
>This is what anti-Eternal faggots wanted
RETVRN. TO. FORM.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:11:26 AM No.717624415
>>717593327 (OP)
>you have to like my gimmickfestslop or you are le casual!!!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:12:00 AM No.717624446
>>717624243
And that argument is absolutely right. Nobody fucking buys an FPS shooter expecting to solve a damn puzzle every time they have to face a boss or a mini-boss. The essence of FPS is shooting at things until they die, not fucking memorizing attack patterns and using specific weapons types just because a certain enemy is only vulnerable to one obscure weapon upgrade.
Replies: >>717624497 >>717624929
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:12:43 AM No.717624497
>>717624446
>The essence of FPS is shooting at things until they die
That's exactly what I do in Eternal
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:15:29 AM No.717624686
01091218902834_thumb.jpg
01091218902834_thumb.jpg
md5: 05d7fb4c4e4eb854f495649607f47f59🔍
The true anti-eternal faggot experience.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:15:50 AM No.717624708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2yh_4dDJ-I
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:18:51 AM No.717624929
>>717624446
You can feasibly beat DE on the hardest difficulty with the combat shotgun. It will probably be less fun than swapping around but you can do it if you understand how the game works.
Replies: >>717625639
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:29:17 AM No.717625639
>>717624929
Its an abosolute CHORE to do so. And unfun to essentially brute force
Replies: >>717625940 >>717627042
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:34:09 AM No.717625940
>>717625639
how is it less fun than the same in doom2
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:40:57 AM No.717626392
>>717609408
Yea its really good just short, I kinda like 2 more cus its more mindless and longer so you can just sink time into it. Also the writing has gotten way worse per game, story is dogshit in it.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:42:17 AM No.717626491
>>717610784
>>717610723
Yea I literally cant run it, I love Eternal and 16' I feel like there are lots of other people like me who dont have a new gpu cus they have spiked in price in recent years. I literally think it might be like 40% of the fanbase but I cant prove it. Eternal runs super well I ddidnt expect to not even be able to start the game.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:46:45 AM No.717626825
>>717593327 (OP)
Right but all of this is mentally exausting like it isnt fun after a while. And if I say this then someone is just gonna respond that im bad and need to get gud etc etc so its pointless to even discuss when you are framing it as anyone who dislikes it is bad andd if we were better we would objectively like it more. In classic Doom aiming ironically isnt a huge part of it, its momentum and exploration based mostly. That is Doom to me, this is like a parkour ninja and it is fun but I dont like having to use the chainsaw like 20 times per fight and that is not addressed in this image the entire combat system is based on using the chainsaw an insane amount and it just gets old. Then when they introduce the resource pinyata aliens toward the end it just becomes more apparent how the combat is based on fodder enemies and the actual level and exploration in levels is just to break up the pace of things it has no bearing on combat.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:48:13 AM No.717626934
>>717615292
Word I find Dark ages music way more suited to the gameplay and it doesnt all just mindlessly blend together into a mess of wubs and guitar like a lot of Eternal music does.
Replies: >>717627162
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:48:20 AM No.717626938
>>717600158
Okay-to-good are argued over.
Truly bad games are forgotten.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:49:49 AM No.717627042
>>717625639
>NOOOOOO WHY DOES THE GAME NOT LET ME PLAY AS I WANT WAAAAAH WAAAAH
>Actually you can beat the game only with shotgun if you'd like, here's proof
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT THIS IS BORING WAAAAH WAAAH
Could you faggots shut the fuck up once and for all? 5 years of this shit and still counting
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:51:43 AM No.717627162
>>717626934
It's okay to have objective shit taste
Replies: >>717632592
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:32:54 AM No.717629906
>>717610902
Kek
That said you probably suck at video games
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:10:10 AM No.717632312
wut
wut
md5: 98c0918b6ab83f2065fe3af4a3123e2c🔍
>>717593406
>try to access that iwads url
>get pic related

You're trying to get me infected with malware dude?
Replies: >>717632413
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:11:21 AM No.717632387
I guess I can try to play it again.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:11:39 AM No.717632413
>>717632312
the pic is over a decade old, the site is long gone
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:12:06 AM No.717632449
>>717593327 (OP)
Uhh yeah look I don't actually like doom at all.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:14:19 AM No.717632592
>>717627162
meaningless reply
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:18:55 AM No.717632901
>>717593406
Eternal is objectively better.
Replies: >>717633386
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:25:41 AM No.717633327
F1_4UWiXoAALEug
F1_4UWiXoAALEug
md5: 5d41bbaffc379e808bff5d3534bbbe81🔍
>>717602294
>I WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING GAME HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO
You always have to play a game by its rules. Games are made of rules. You can have creativity within that rule set, but you simply can't do anything you want.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:26:42 AM No.717633386
>>717632901
Eternal is more cringe, Doom 1/2 have more soVL eternal but mogs in every other department
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:33:00 AM No.717633735
or you could just play a good game, zoom eternal is an embarrassing sequel
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:47:52 AM No.717634479
>>717619927
You can't just drop an image like that without the sauce
Replies: >>717636159
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:02:06 AM No.717635217
>>717593406
Someone should make a new one, hasn't V8 been posted for years?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:21:37 AM No.717636159
>>717634479
its called furdoom. It doesnt have any porn actually, just big butts and some moaning.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:46:57 AM No.717637651
>people bitch nonstop about being FORCED 2 SWAP on eternal
>hugo n' friends take this to heart and make a game where you're forced to not swap
>they eventually patch it so you can swap
>game is way more fun
waow