Thread 717643242 - /v/ [Archived: 78 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:31:24 AM No.717643242
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Now that he won SKG, when can we get the next Game Dungeon?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:32:14 AM No.717643284
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>look this guy up
>he unironically thinks that tyrian is a good game
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:34:17 AM No.717643384
>>717643242 (OP)
after the MOVIE
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:35:46 AM No.717643457
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>>717643284
Yeah it's a good game. What about it? Not every shmup has to be Touhou where you get the whole screen covered in RGB gamer bullets and die in one hit.
The concept of armor and choosing your upgrades at a shop is nice.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:36:45 AM No.717643503
>>717643457
>tyrian is good because [incoherent strawman about every other type of shmup]
Insane how this is literally the only response tyrianfags have
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:37:04 AM No.717643515
>>717643384
Old fans know SKG is a cover so the MOVIE can fade into obscurity without questions.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:37:24 AM No.717643534
>>717643284
you posted it again
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:41:33 AM No.717643717
>>717643284
I appreciate the onimai avatarfagging senpai.

Anyways, is Tyrian shit? I had to look it up, but it looks like one of those flash games that'd keep me occupied for at least a week as a kid, which is probably decent for a 1995 top-down shooter.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:42:28 AM No.717643762
>>717643503
Tyrian is good because other games are bad, yes.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:42:43 AM No.717643779
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MAKE SOME NOISE /V/!
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:43:19 AM No.717643803
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>>717643717
It's nostalgiashit for millennials who grew up with DOS computers basically. The game is progression slop where the controls are shit, the level design are shit, the enemy design is shit, the base gameplay is completely shit and the only way you can enjoy it is turning your brain off. And its fine to do that but you cant turn around and pretend that the game is high art and the best shmup ever made.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:43:54 AM No.717643835
>>717643803
insane behavior
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:44:13 AM No.717643852
>>717643515
No! He HAS to finish the fucking MOVIE.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:45:51 AM No.717643926
>>717643717
Tyrian is one of the best shmups but Touhou niggers seethe at it
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:46:57 AM No.717643981
Why do e-celeb worshipers feel the need to spam their fetish everywhere they go?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:48:17 AM No.717644045
>>717643981
Hi, welcome to the GAME DUNGEON
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:50:09 AM No.717644143
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>>717643803
Ah, I didn't realize the game had that devout of a following. I'm not a big shmup guy.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:54:24 AM No.717644382
The weebs seethe at the Tyrian
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:58:57 AM No.717644604
>>717643803
You honestly sound jaded Anon, maybe it's time to stop watching those Chinese children's cartoons?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:10:07 AM No.717645162
best episode is trackmania and his absolute genius ramblings of a story that doesnt exist for the game
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:14:16 AM No.717645349
>>717643779
idgi
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:19:44 AM No.717645594
>>717645162
I like how Ross is one of the few people who call out shit like tinting, excessive bloom, awful lighting/color use. It was great seeing him notice later updates for that game downgraded the visuals AND he just so happened to have an old version backed up so he can go and prove it.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:20:04 AM No.717645603
>>717645162
that's what i like about the division.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:20:44 AM No.717645634
>>717645594
His charting out game maps autism is his best trait.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:24:40 AM No.717645815
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QUICK

WHAT GAME DO YOU WANT ROSS TO COVER?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:26:26 AM No.717645886
>>717643515
>>717643852
By the time he gets serious progress on the movie AI will be able to prompt it from scatch. I have about as much faith in it being released as I do the Spoony movie. I say this as a fan who remembers the days waiting for The Tunnel.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:26:27 AM No.717645889
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>>717643803
>progression slop
shut the fuck up retard, you haven't had an original thought in your head since 2003. I don't even fucking like tyrian and that shit fucking pissed me off. God you're so fucking insufferable.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:26:27 AM No.717645890
>>717645815
uplink
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:26:41 AM No.717645902
What actually happened?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:28:09 AM No.717645970
>>717645902
European politicians get to pretend to do something. We get fucked. Nothing happens. But at least we tried.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:36:45 AM No.717646379
>>717645815
morrowind total modded state
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:36:57 AM No.717646387
>>717645890
whats uplink?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:57:57 AM No.717647287
>>717643242 (OP)
Hold on we still need to complete a victory lap around Piece of Shit Sotftware. A new cartoon making fun of him just dropped btw.

https://youtu.be/noNJfGeRuE8
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:01:05 AM No.717647410
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>>717647287
>A new cartoon making fun of him just dropped btw.
Why should I give a shit
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:04:20 AM No.717647540
>>717647410
because MeatCanyon has a unique tailored celebrity guest stars in his cartoons
>Musk
>Andrew Tate
>Logan Paul
>Mr. Beast
>Sneako
if you haven't noticed the pattern: they all overcame their controversy and came back 100x more arrogant and popular
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:16:22 AM No.717648041
>>717643284
>>717643803
You didn't play it.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:17:48 AM No.717648126
>>717643284
I tried to download it to play on my phone but the play store said the android version is wrong or something
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:27:00 AM No.717648565
>played dark souls with cheats
based, why waste more time than necessary on that shit
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:27:55 AM No.717648601
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>>717643242 (OP)
Fuck game dungeon I want more freeman's mind and only when he finishes all the games can he go back to gay dungeon.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:29:26 AM No.717648659
>>717645815
SMT series.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:29:56 AM No.717648679
>>717647540
>and popular
While I dont keep up with those people I hardly hear their names like I used to
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:30:38 AM No.717648716
>>717648601
how many years in prison is this guy facing again?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:32:32 AM No.717648805
>the signatures turn out to be 50% botted and the petition doesnt go forward
>game publishers explain to law makers how its really important to make games that rely on central server and mtx
>the movie comes out 5 years later than it would've without the activism taking time
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:38:36 AM No.717649070
>Finally run out of content on Blizzkek
>Vultures turn on the hand that fed them
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:41:25 AM No.717649207
>>717649070
Honestly? Good this fucker is worse than TFS with his abridged series at least they were honest enough in saying that they won't adapt the buu saga but this mfer gives me false hope by releasing one episode a year of freeman's mind.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:45:53 AM No.717649379
>>717645815
Xenoblade 1.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:48:14 AM No.717649486
>>717649070
Going over his checkered history on fucking Second Life of all things, it was probably inevitable.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:53:44 AM No.717649738
>>717643457
I don't think I've ever seen an Elite Force reaction image before
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:58:43 AM No.717649969
>>717647540
>sperging about cringetube
kys
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:08:33 AM No.717650430
>>717646387
Nothing, Zelda. What's up with you?

It's a 90s' Hollywood hacking game that's actually really cool. Has a lot of good Deus Ex vibes.

https://youtu.be/lfasjHG_Bng?si=9bKCZqcF0zzcDoh_
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:13:12 AM No.717650624
>>717645815
Something I've never heard of.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:14:40 AM No.717650690
>>717643242 (OP)
More on that later!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:15:33 AM No.717650730
>>717648716
Some anon said he was probably going to get 13 years in the cabbage fields
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:16:10 AM No.717650763
>>717643242 (OP)
Yeah hopefully now this shit has reached legislation he'll concentrate on GD for a bit.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:22:49 AM No.717651042
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>>717645815
Bad Mojo
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:41:32 AM No.717651816
>>717647410
You shouldn't. Since you're asking a lot of questions, I'll give you another piece of advice, stop entering threads you don't give a shit about. Thanks.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:45:14 AM No.717651965
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>never heard of Pirate Software
>SKG shit happens
>Suddenly he makes a massive video shitting on it and saying we should own nothing and be happy
>Every redditer parroting his dog shit takes
>Unironically never wanted a YouTuber to die so much before
>Ross makes his "End of" video
>Suddenly the entire world turns on Pirate and SKG goes from the brink of death to smashing it's goal
This has to be the most satisfying turn of events in internet history
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:52:39 AM No.717652318
>>717643242 (OP)
Can we just acknowledge that SKG won't go forward because most of the votes were fake? Like it was clearly botted to hell and back to get it across the finish line at the last possible moment. There was no interest. There's no explanation for why the votes would've come the way they did.
SKG is dead and Jason is innocent of milk banditry
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:58:46 AM No.717652605
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>>717643803
>the only way you can enjoy it is turning your brain off
>says the avatarfag posting brainless moeshit
Why are zoomers like this?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:18:15 AM No.717653470
>>717651965
Pirate Software's downfall was a longer process and involved his fuck-up in WoW and the smaller scandals of cheating in puzzle games on stream. The scrutiny these invited led to the discovery of his failures as a developer and his inability to code, further eroding his image as an indie dev guru tech genius, the healthy gamer appearance that outed him as a narcissist as diagnosed on the spot by an actual psychiatrist, and once sharks smelled blood in the water, even his old colleague and roommate showed up to reveal foul truths of his habits and deconstruct his narrative of being a Blizzard developer, not to mention the debunking of his claims of having been a hacker for the government, and even his own father emerged to say he wished he'd beaten Pirate Software as a kid to make him turn out better. In the midst of all this, the SKG take was just one of many cuts that bled him.
The only thing we still need, the final nail, is some kind of proof that he was the breastmilk bandit
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:35:33 AM No.717654230
>>717643503
>[incoherent strawman about every other type of shmup]
Are you retarded? It's not a straw man if it's an actual man.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:38:56 AM No.717654372
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>>717653470
>breastmilk bandit
kek I forgot about that shit
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:46:43 AM No.717654721
>>717648659
No chance. Ross' family has declared jihadi against turn based combat.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:47:56 AM No.717654770
>>717643242 (OP)
i've never seen a streamer kill their career faster than the "thor" idiot

JUST USE FROST NOVA YOU FAGGOT
>I burned all my mana
USE RANK 1 FROSTBOLT OR RANK 1 BLIZZARD

idiot uses max rank like a monkey and wonders why he is oom.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:56:36 AM No.717655137
>>717645815
I dunno I'd rather he cover a game I never heard of instead.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:01:23 AM No.717655346
no matter how good SKG does, ross is still an uninteresting faggot who monotonely blabbers dadjokes
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:13:23 AM No.717655827
>>717647287
>curse is putting his feet in his mouth and being full of himself
Heh.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:16:18 AM No.717655939
>>717654721
Raidou isn't turn based.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:18:05 AM No.717656014
>>717647287
>meatcanyon
cringe
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:19:06 AM No.717656060
>>717651816
>asking a lot of questions
here is a piece of advice, take your pills schizo
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:21:31 AM No.717656146
>>717643852
You don't want that. AVGN was killed, raped and soul sucked by creating a movie (and by his own down syndrome)
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:26:17 AM No.717656309
>>717654770
>Works at Blizzard for 7 years
>Forgets to use blizzard
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:29:19 AM No.717656408
>>717655346
I don't think Freeman's Mind is very funny, and it's basically a slightly more entertaining let's play of HL (which is nice). Game Dungeon is great, though, he finds the weirdest games and extracts everything of value he can from them. It doesn't matter if his humor is bad because the videos are truly interesting.