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Anonymous No.717643242 [Report] >>717643384 >>717647287 >>717648601 >>717650690 >>717650763 >>717652318 >>717654770
Now that he won SKG, when can we get the next Game Dungeon?
Anonymous No.717643284 [Report] >>717643457 >>717643534 >>717643717 >>717648041 >>717648126
>look this guy up
>he unironically thinks that tyrian is a good game
Anonymous No.717643384 [Report] >>717643515
>>717643242 (OP)
after the MOVIE
Anonymous No.717643457 [Report] >>717643503 >>717649738
>>717643284
Yeah it's a good game. What about it? Not every shmup has to be Touhou where you get the whole screen covered in RGB gamer bullets and die in one hit.
The concept of armor and choosing your upgrades at a shop is nice.
Anonymous No.717643503 [Report] >>717643762 >>717654230
>>717643457
>tyrian is good because [incoherent strawman about every other type of shmup]
Insane how this is literally the only response tyrianfags have
Anonymous No.717643515 [Report] >>717643852 >>717645886
>>717643384
Old fans know SKG is a cover so the MOVIE can fade into obscurity without questions.
Anonymous No.717643534 [Report]
>>717643284
you posted it again
Anonymous No.717643717 [Report] >>717643803 >>717643926
>>717643284
I appreciate the onimai avatarfagging senpai.

Anyways, is Tyrian shit? I had to look it up, but it looks like one of those flash games that'd keep me occupied for at least a week as a kid, which is probably decent for a 1995 top-down shooter.
Anonymous No.717643762 [Report]
>>717643503
Tyrian is good because other games are bad, yes.
Anonymous No.717643779 [Report] >>717645349
MAKE SOME NOISE /V/!
Anonymous No.717643803 [Report] >>717643835 >>717644143 >>717644604 >>717645889 >>717648041 >>717652605
>>717643717
It's nostalgiashit for millennials who grew up with DOS computers basically. The game is progression slop where the controls are shit, the level design are shit, the enemy design is shit, the base gameplay is completely shit and the only way you can enjoy it is turning your brain off. And its fine to do that but you cant turn around and pretend that the game is high art and the best shmup ever made.
Anonymous No.717643835 [Report]
>>717643803
insane behavior
Anonymous No.717643852 [Report] >>717645886 >>717656146
>>717643515
No! He HAS to finish the fucking MOVIE.
Anonymous No.717643926 [Report]
>>717643717
Tyrian is one of the best shmups but Touhou niggers seethe at it
Anonymous No.717643981 [Report] >>717644045
Why do e-celeb worshipers feel the need to spam their fetish everywhere they go?
Anonymous No.717644045 [Report]
>>717643981
Hi, welcome to the GAME DUNGEON
Anonymous No.717644143 [Report]
>>717643803
Ah, I didn't realize the game had that devout of a following. I'm not a big shmup guy.
Anonymous No.717644382 [Report]
The weebs seethe at the Tyrian
Anonymous No.717644604 [Report]
>>717643803
You honestly sound jaded Anon, maybe it's time to stop watching those Chinese children's cartoons?
Anonymous No.717645162 [Report] >>717645594 >>717645603
best episode is trackmania and his absolute genius ramblings of a story that doesnt exist for the game
Anonymous No.717645349 [Report]
>>717643779
idgi
Anonymous No.717645594 [Report] >>717645634
>>717645162
I like how Ross is one of the few people who call out shit like tinting, excessive bloom, awful lighting/color use. It was great seeing him notice later updates for that game downgraded the visuals AND he just so happened to have an old version backed up so he can go and prove it.
Anonymous No.717645603 [Report]
>>717645162
that's what i like about the division.
Anonymous No.717645634 [Report]
>>717645594
His charting out game maps autism is his best trait.
Anonymous No.717645815 [Report] >>717645890 >>717646379 >>717648659 >>717649379 >>717650624 >>717651042 >>717655137
QUICK

WHAT GAME DO YOU WANT ROSS TO COVER?
Anonymous No.717645886 [Report]
>>717643515
>>717643852
By the time he gets serious progress on the movie AI will be able to prompt it from scatch. I have about as much faith in it being released as I do the Spoony movie. I say this as a fan who remembers the days waiting for The Tunnel.
Anonymous No.717645889 [Report]
>>717643803
>progression slop
shut the fuck up retard, you haven't had an original thought in your head since 2003. I don't even fucking like tyrian and that shit fucking pissed me off. God you're so fucking insufferable.
Anonymous No.717645890 [Report] >>717646387
>>717645815
uplink
Anonymous No.717645902 [Report] >>717645970
What actually happened?
Anonymous No.717645970 [Report]
>>717645902
European politicians get to pretend to do something. We get fucked. Nothing happens. But at least we tried.
Anonymous No.717646379 [Report]
>>717645815
morrowind total modded state
Anonymous No.717646387 [Report] >>717650430
>>717645890
whats uplink?
Anonymous No.717647287 [Report] >>717647410 >>717655827 >>717656014
>>717643242 (OP)
Hold on we still need to complete a victory lap around Piece of Shit Sotftware. A new cartoon making fun of him just dropped btw.

https://youtu.be/noNJfGeRuE8
Anonymous No.717647410 [Report] >>717647540 >>717651816
>>717647287
>A new cartoon making fun of him just dropped btw.
Why should I give a shit
Anonymous No.717647540 [Report] >>717648679 >>717649969
>>717647410
because MeatCanyon has a unique tailored celebrity guest stars in his cartoons
>Musk
>Andrew Tate
>Logan Paul
>Mr. Beast
>Sneako
if you haven't noticed the pattern: they all overcame their controversy and came back 100x more arrogant and popular
Anonymous No.717648041 [Report]
>>717643284
>>717643803
You didn't play it.
Anonymous No.717648126 [Report]
>>717643284
I tried to download it to play on my phone but the play store said the android version is wrong or something
Anonymous No.717648565 [Report]
>played dark souls with cheats
based, why waste more time than necessary on that shit
Anonymous No.717648601 [Report] >>717648716
>>717643242 (OP)
Fuck game dungeon I want more freeman's mind and only when he finishes all the games can he go back to gay dungeon.
Anonymous No.717648659 [Report] >>717654721
>>717645815
SMT series.
Anonymous No.717648679 [Report]
>>717647540
>and popular
While I dont keep up with those people I hardly hear their names like I used to
Anonymous No.717648716 [Report] >>717650730
>>717648601
how many years in prison is this guy facing again?
Anonymous No.717648805 [Report]
>the signatures turn out to be 50% botted and the petition doesnt go forward
>game publishers explain to law makers how its really important to make games that rely on central server and mtx
>the movie comes out 5 years later than it would've without the activism taking time
Anonymous No.717649070 [Report] >>717649207 >>717649486
>Finally run out of content on Blizzkek
>Vultures turn on the hand that fed them
Anonymous No.717649207 [Report]
>>717649070
Honestly? Good this fucker is worse than TFS with his abridged series at least they were honest enough in saying that they won't adapt the buu saga but this mfer gives me false hope by releasing one episode a year of freeman's mind.
Anonymous No.717649379 [Report]
>>717645815
Xenoblade 1.
Anonymous No.717649486 [Report]
>>717649070
Going over his checkered history on fucking Second Life of all things, it was probably inevitable.
Anonymous No.717649738 [Report]
>>717643457
I don't think I've ever seen an Elite Force reaction image before
Anonymous No.717649969 [Report]
>>717647540
>sperging about cringetube
kys
Anonymous No.717650430 [Report]
>>717646387
Nothing, Zelda. What's up with you?

It's a 90s' Hollywood hacking game that's actually really cool. Has a lot of good Deus Ex vibes.

https://youtu.be/lfasjHG_Bng?si=9bKCZqcF0zzcDoh_
Anonymous No.717650624 [Report]
>>717645815
Something I've never heard of.
Anonymous No.717650690 [Report]
>>717643242 (OP)
More on that later!
Anonymous No.717650730 [Report]
>>717648716
Some anon said he was probably going to get 13 years in the cabbage fields
Anonymous No.717650763 [Report]
>>717643242 (OP)
Yeah hopefully now this shit has reached legislation he'll concentrate on GD for a bit.
Anonymous No.717651042 [Report]
>>717645815
Bad Mojo
Anonymous No.717651816 [Report] >>717656060
>>717647410
You shouldn't. Since you're asking a lot of questions, I'll give you another piece of advice, stop entering threads you don't give a shit about. Thanks.
Anonymous No.717651965 [Report] >>717653470
>never heard of Pirate Software
>SKG shit happens
>Suddenly he makes a massive video shitting on it and saying we should own nothing and be happy
>Every redditer parroting his dog shit takes
>Unironically never wanted a YouTuber to die so much before
>Ross makes his "End of" video
>Suddenly the entire world turns on Pirate and SKG goes from the brink of death to smashing it's goal
This has to be the most satisfying turn of events in internet history
Anonymous No.717652318 [Report]
>>717643242 (OP)
Can we just acknowledge that SKG won't go forward because most of the votes were fake? Like it was clearly botted to hell and back to get it across the finish line at the last possible moment. There was no interest. There's no explanation for why the votes would've come the way they did.
SKG is dead and Jason is innocent of milk banditry
Anonymous No.717652605 [Report]
>>717643803
>the only way you can enjoy it is turning your brain off
>says the avatarfag posting brainless moeshit
Why are zoomers like this?
Anonymous No.717653470 [Report] >>717654372
>>717651965
Pirate Software's downfall was a longer process and involved his fuck-up in WoW and the smaller scandals of cheating in puzzle games on stream. The scrutiny these invited led to the discovery of his failures as a developer and his inability to code, further eroding his image as an indie dev guru tech genius, the healthy gamer appearance that outed him as a narcissist as diagnosed on the spot by an actual psychiatrist, and once sharks smelled blood in the water, even his old colleague and roommate showed up to reveal foul truths of his habits and deconstruct his narrative of being a Blizzard developer, not to mention the debunking of his claims of having been a hacker for the government, and even his own father emerged to say he wished he'd beaten Pirate Software as a kid to make him turn out better. In the midst of all this, the SKG take was just one of many cuts that bled him.
The only thing we still need, the final nail, is some kind of proof that he was the breastmilk bandit
Anonymous No.717654230 [Report]
>>717643503
>[incoherent strawman about every other type of shmup]
Are you retarded? It's not a straw man if it's an actual man.
Anonymous No.717654372 [Report]
>>717653470
>breastmilk bandit
kek I forgot about that shit
Anonymous No.717654721 [Report] >>717655939
>>717648659
No chance. Ross' family has declared jihadi against turn based combat.
Anonymous No.717654770 [Report] >>717656309
>>717643242 (OP)
i've never seen a streamer kill their career faster than the "thor" idiot

JUST USE FROST NOVA YOU FAGGOT
>I burned all my mana
USE RANK 1 FROSTBOLT OR RANK 1 BLIZZARD

idiot uses max rank like a monkey and wonders why he is oom.
Anonymous No.717655137 [Report]
>>717645815
I dunno I'd rather he cover a game I never heard of instead.
Anonymous No.717655346 [Report] >>717656408
no matter how good SKG does, ross is still an uninteresting faggot who monotonely blabbers dadjokes
Anonymous No.717655827 [Report]
>>717647287
>curse is putting his feet in his mouth and being full of himself
Heh.
Anonymous No.717655939 [Report]
>>717654721
Raidou isn't turn based.
Anonymous No.717656014 [Report]
>>717647287
>meatcanyon
cringe
Anonymous No.717656060 [Report]
>>717651816
>asking a lot of questions
here is a piece of advice, take your pills schizo
Anonymous No.717656146 [Report]
>>717643852
You don't want that. AVGN was killed, raped and soul sucked by creating a movie (and by his own down syndrome)
Anonymous No.717656309 [Report]
>>717654770
>Works at Blizzard for 7 years
>Forgets to use blizzard
Anonymous No.717656408 [Report]
>>717655346
I don't think Freeman's Mind is very funny, and it's basically a slightly more entertaining let's play of HL (which is nice). Game Dungeon is great, though, he finds the weirdest games and extracts everything of value he can from them. It doesn't matter if his humor is bad because the videos are truly interesting.