Thread 717674103

Klonoa...*sigh*...Katurday...

>>717674103 (OP)
>page 8
its klonover

>>717674103 (OP)
My favorite namco game by a mile is klonoa 1. And i think klonoa might be the best videogame mascot ever

>>717675574
He doesn't care if he dies. He IS me.

wahoo

>>717677028
Hi Klonoa what's up?

Fuck Bamco

I want winter to come soon

>>717675698
Based as hell. Klonoa doesn’t talk much, doesn’t need to-his games speak for him. Whimsical world, emotional story beats, tight platforming. He’s like the dream version of what a mascot could’ve become if sales actually matched quality. Wahoo forever.

Klonoa 3 Doko?

>>717682235
Never desu

>>717682235
Should've bought the remakes

>>717683981
No

>>717683981
But i did!

i wonder how late this design was changed, i always felt the way Klonoa wielded the wind ring was a bit weird, the idea that it was a collar attached to "huepow" seems to make more sense.
"huepow" actually physically traveling with you would have been cool too and make the ending more impactful

>>717684316
Woah! I didn't know about this

>>717683845
homemade is better than fast food

It's time to take the nostalgia googles off
Remake > Original

>>717686112
No

Im a furfag that really likes Klonoa's design but his kemoshota audience filters me from being a bigger fan. Sex with children is wrong folks, even sex with fictional cartoon characters.

>>717686203
No one said anything sexual about Klonoa in this thread until you showed up faggot. kys

>>717686203
The problem with klonoa is that he's a twink
shotas are only good when they're chubby

How could anyone look at Klonoa and think of something sexual?

>>717686203
I don't know anything about the fandom. Is that really a big issue?
I've never even played the games but I know a kid at school that had one of them on the ps1.

>>717686513
It's not a big issue, he's just being a delusional schizo like the self admitted furfag he is

>>717686513
Go search in the archive for previous Klonoa threads lmao
>>717686291
>>717686458
>>717686653
These guys are seriously coping or in denial of why these threads are made. Thinly veiled kemoshota threads just like the Tails fag threads. Its not a secret that theres lots of pedos on /v/

>>717686804
Are the pedos in the room with us right now?

Sniffing his underwear wahoo

>>717688040
Describe the smell UwU

Draw art of your faves

>>717689091
Was this the first time Klonoa rode someone?

>>717689091
>>717689654
https://klonoa.fandom.com/wiki/Karal
Reminder that Karal is a boy fish

>>717686203
that's because you're a retard who cannot differentiate between fantasy and reality
most people jerking it off to Klonoa or Tails don't even think about them being kids, they're treated like twinks

>>717689242
He smells like sunshine

>>717689790
>Karal is a boy fish
WHAT

>>717689790
Next you'll tell me Klonoa is a boy

>>717675703
Klonoa is male?

>>717689790
>>717690097
boyfish and boycat boysmells......

>>717690227
Faggot

>>717690457
She can get it sloppy style from me

>>717691532
He looks rabid

>>717689349
I drew this last Katurday but I'm still really proud of it because I don't normally draw in this style

>>717692119
I like it a lot anon

>>717691532
lick belly button

>>717692119
Why does the cute monke cry?

>>717692528
someone threatened her with a good time

>>717689349
>>717691532

oohaw

anubis

>>717693127
Anubis and Klonoa half naked hugging!

Nintendo should really sue over this Lucario ripoff

Klonoa 1 was magical. 2 was so soulless I can't be bothered to keep playing it.

>>717693774
>2 was so soulless
Ok retard

>>717693669
Just because Shaolin Bones draws him now doesn't mean you have to get all pissy.

>>717693043
ʍɐɥoo

Namco knew that they made the sexiest creature in human history, so they repurposed her for a spinoff game

Lolo sexooooooo.
Every character in klonoa is sexooooooo.
Damn.

I SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM

>>717696912
He really shouldn't stare me while licking an icecream.

>>717696980
Five what?
FIVE WHAT KLONOA?

>>717697079
He thinks you could cum inside him only five times.

>>717697041
Why not?

>>717697079
seconds

>>717697079
5 gorillion sales of Phantasy Reverie Series

>>717697158
I'm never one to turn down a challenge *unzips dick*

>>717697159
Too much erotic.
Can give me strange ideas.

>>717697079
FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THIS DREAM WORLD EXPLODES

>>717697314
does this mean...
he will go Super?

>>717697550
Only if he strips naked.

>>717697591
and removes his neck

>>717697591
>>717697667
The Care Bears and their consequences have been a disaster for the Klonoa race

I think we all know the Care Bears collectively would kick Klonas ass

>>717697826
Klonoa would kiss them all on the mouth and win

>>717696912
KLONOA NO THAT ICE CREAM HAS POPKA IN IT!

>>717674103 (OP)
I want to kiss and cuddle with klonoa so fucking much. I bet he is so fluffy and his ears warm and smell very good.

ears

>>717698902
>kiss and cuddle
That wouldn't lead to anything more... WOULD IT?

>>717699174
It manly depends on him.

>>717674103 (OP)
RIP matt perry, gone too soon

>>717684316
>klonoa and huepow were originally going to be chained together at the neck
This makes me very aroused for some reason

>>717686063
This analogy is especially fitting since Tails appeared in a literal McDonald's commercial

>>717697201
man i wish the remaster wasn't a botch job.
i don't know why these companies are so against the idea of releasing games looking as they were.
indie games come out looking like this all the time, why not remaster this version?

>>717700420
I want to make a borger for klonoa. A homemade borger because homemade food is the fastest way to someone's heart.

>>717700607
He would love that

cat bunny!

>>717701270
CUN-
Wait, no.
Uhh, cat rabbit, Cabbit?

He's a cat by the way. There are some chucklefucks who think it's reeeeeeeal funny to not know what he is.

>>717701408
Moos don't deserve this

>>717701586
Right. They deserve much worse

>>717701562
TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE TONDE

>>717701586
Klonoa himself disagrees.

>>717702281
Gantz giving him that fluoride stare like "here he goes going on about the Moos AGAIN"

Oh my God I'm so excited to see what it says

>>717702605
>>717702665
Oh fuck.... It's Klonover...

>>717702697
47% of success is still a 47 out of 100. For klonoa is worth the risk.

>>717689242
boyseed

>>717703504
Sniff sniff

>>717705051
He's seen some shit.
His mind has been boggled by the Playstation's effects.

https://forum.klonoa.network/

I was groomed on this forum when I was 13

>>717705574
Oh hey, I groomed a retard on this forum when I was 35.

>>717705574
I wish i was groomed when i was 13.

>>717705574
That's fucked up and depressing anon...

>>717705574
and how old are you now?

>>717705921
I'm 22

>>717705574
Saying "wahoo" isnt grooming

I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT BOYS GETTING GROOMED IRL IT'S SAD AND FUCKED UP STOP POSTING ABOUT IT

>>717706205
talk about boys getting groomed in fiction land instead!

>>717706617
I'm in such a bad mood now that I don't even want to talk about that. Wholesome Klonoa only please.

>>717705574
All me btw

Klonoa would not get groomed his heart is too untamed.

>>717706686
ok what wholesome things would you want to do with klonoa? i think going to one of those trampoline parks with him would be fun, then in the evening we can go to a pizza place

>>717701408
Bat.

>>717707120
thanks

>>717706851
>trampoline parks
That would be fun. Imagine the wahoo.
I would go ghost hunting with him

what is the point of posting in this thread if no one here is gonna be my boyfriend

>>717707370
Why should I be your boyfriend?

>>717707370
Klonoa will be

>>717707370
That's because no one here is gay.
Not even you.

>>717689349
Any excuse to draw my wife is a good excuse

>>717707370
Because who else is going to tell you Duppidi Du

>>717707519
Boy do I feel stupid.

>>717705574
show scars or it didnt happen

>>717707238
ghosts sound scary! but i guess it wouldn't be too bad with klonoa though, hes pretty strong

>>717707519
im gay

>>717707370
i already have a boyfriend

I would be good friends with Klonoa but I would NEVER touch him inappropriately

>>717708896
boysmell......yes......

>>717707593
Lolo cute!

>>717705574
Are you an autistic retard? Pretty sure I knew what creepy rapists were when I was 13.

>>717674103 (OP)
Kemoshota peepee!

>>717710149
I want to sniff one

>>717709952
>that hair
that's no lolo...

Overdosing on Klonoa

>>717711658
it can happen to anyone

Everyone In here would groom klonoa...

>>717711885
why would i do that to myself?

>>717711885
I wouldn't! I'm too busy being in a loving marriage with Lolo

>>717711885
I wouldn't. I already said so in my previous post >>717708916

Oyasumi

>>717713571
Boyasumi

>Klonoa 3 comes out
>War in the middle east hits critical mass

>>717713762
It's Klonoa tradition

>>717714016
Why did he do it...?

>>717714176
The Moos did it. Klonoa was a scapegoat. Or a scapecabbit if you will.

boy smell?

>>717715040
I would give anything to smell a klonoaboy...

>>717714885
Why do moos always look like they're enjoying this?

>>717689349
Lolo...

>>717716985
She's dead.

>>717705574
By who? Are the posts still preserved? Do you remember the account name of the person who did it? Do you mind exposing them?

>>717717405
I know, it's why I want to cry every time I draw her

>>717713681
Boysleep...

Boykissed

>>717720269
gross

>>717720269
not gross

>>717720269
maybe gross

>>717720269
I don't know

>>717705574
did you at least get a good dicking out of it or was he one of those lame groomers who only want pictures?

>>717722784
Klololo

>>717705574
I was groomed on Yahoo Instant Messenger chatrooms back when pedos would post literal CP on their Yahoo profiles and no one would notice

>>717705574
I was groomed on a now defunct Tails forum but I think you guys already knew that

>>717722967
gross

>>717723790
What would NOT be gross to you, pray tell?

>>717722967
aaaaaawwww

>>717724138
kissing kemoshota peepee hole

>>717724179
Lolo kissing Klonoa's peepee???

>>717724527
Leorina does this

I miss Klonoa...

>>717727448
How can you miss him?
He's there every night when you dream.
He's even here in this thread right now. We are all Klonoas.

ANON TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT GRANDPA'S HOUSE

>>717674103 (OP)
Built for big oji-san cock

AHEM
boys...

>>717674103 (OP)
this games visuals look so good when the models are at 100% LOD.
PLEASE someone hack or decompile the game so we can have the models always at 100% LOD and we can fix the outline culling.

>>717730624
I will decompile it and name the project OpenWahoo

>>717721060
What fuckers have you been interacting with? Name and shame?

>>717723683
Mind naming and shaming your groomers? Are the forum and posts still online?

>>717729753
Go on

>>717731154
Boys comforting boys

>>717731201
Wholesome!

>>717674103 (OP)
Klonoa is one of the characters I fell for when I was a kid.

>>717731749
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

>>717733373
........<3......

>>717731951
Namco designed the characters exactly to make your heart throb and yearn for their happiness and physical affection

>>717733373
*pulls down his trunks to expose his kemoshota willy*
What now Klonoa?

thred ded

Is she a monkey or a lion?

>>717701408
INFLATE AND WAHOO!

>>717737560
scary evil wahoo

I know klonoa threads are reliable, that's why I can sleep safely knowing this thread will still be up in 8 hours

>>717711885
Yep. Can't do anything about it. I see a cute boy i want to kiss him and keep him.

>>717743346
incredible smell

>>717674103 (OP)
It's not cel-shaded, you dumb fuck
it's regular-shaded, like in real life
you got GRADATION in there, see?

>>717702028
Aw man, I gotta get out of my way after my normal 9-5 to get the Tonde game

>>717734145
I'm sorry, Klonoa, but it seems like your shorts have rejected you. Mind if I suggest you a better and puffier alternative?

>>717700420
I bet Klonoa works at Arby's.

>>717749134
Because they have the MEAT?

mlem

Do you guys think he..? You know...

>>717748896
Fuck off NOW

>>717751248
>You know
I don't know. Explain in detail please.

what if instead of being soft he was actually really hard

Klonoa Kunday

Nintendo!! bring back project x zone and put Klonoa in it and ill buy your shitty system!
i see you monolith soft with your new RPG, come on!!

>>717752821
Little known fact: boys have the magical ability to go from soft to hard whenever they want!
>>717754303
I don't know, that sounds a bit.......lewd....

>>717754868
klonoanana if he real

>>717748896
How big and puffy?

>>717707042
We almost went that route.

>>717755309
Noa sure went through a lot of changes.

>>717755436
This design always felt to me like a Mischief Makers character

>>717755546
Yeah, the colors and proportion are very Marina-like. If I had to guess that's probably one of the reasons why they reworked it.

>>717755436
Here's another where he looked like the King of Sorrow

>>717755993
and the rival

>>717706205
Klonoa 3's 5th kingdom will be the grooming kingdom

>>717754993
As big and puffy as a bean bag.

>>717756174
That's unironically the only way I could fathom a hypothetical modern day Klonoa 3 having any artistic merit. The tranny grooming cult is rampant, but there's hardly any art that criticizes it in a meaningful way.

>>717707469
But Klonoa is literally me.

>>717756370
Klonoa 2 was about Klonoa confronting his Shadow.
Klonoa 3 would be about Klonoa confronting his Anima.

remember when people were coping hard that the Reverie DTP wasnt a piece of shit

>>717756349
Before or after he uses it?

If this diaperfaggotry continues I WILL crash this thread with no survivors and I am NOT kidding. You have been warned.

This is an extremely scandinavian-coded thread.
It's hard to quantify but I sense an abundance of gay scandi programmers.

Looks like someone needs changing

>>717757043
Sweden yes!

>>717756836
Despite having played and emulated both of the Klonoa games on Reverie, I bought it on sale.
I'm going to play it eventually, but still, I'm kind of a retard.

>>717757043
I resent the accusation, I don't fit the qualifications for a programmer.

>>717705574
got groomed by mods in a discord group
i feel your pain

>>717757201
>I'm going to play it eventually
You would be better off not doing that. It has nothing of value to add to your life or your enjoyment of the games. It can only detract and corrupt.

>>717757234
If you're young enough to have been groomed at a time when pisscord existed, you're too young to be here. Touch grass buddy.

>>717757346
I bet Kirby is Klonoa's stepdad!

>>717757378
nta but ive had a discord account since i was 12 and im 21 now

I was groomed by Hideo Yoshizawa.

He specifically designed Klonoa to target the synapses in my developing brain that would cause me to grow into a submissive, gay boy who would become too emotionally attached to the validation and happiness of his fellow boys even until manhood.

Curse you, Hideo Yoshizawa!

>>717757474
I can entertain your illness in these threads

>>717757474
I hope you get/got the help you need to get over this

>>717757378
i;m 19 now
its 4 years now ;w; just left the group

Unironically how do you get groomed? I was also a child on the internet once and cannot fathom it happening to me

>>717757762
Good job idiot baby *grooms you*

As a gay submissive omega boy I find that a lot of /v/ boy favorites are also submissives. It makes it easy to self insert as them, but hard to imagine myself in a relationship with them. We need more threads about dominant kemono characters!

>>717755107
What a handsome fellow.

>>717757829
At 15 I convinced an adult woman to show me her titties on MSN. I keep asking myself who would be the "groomer" in this situation.

>>717758107
Dangerously based

>>717758107
Powerful.

>>717758107
At 11 I sexually harassed a woman via text message and got the cops called on me

>>717757829
I had a guy who was in a shared community with me that spoke to me a lot when I was underage - he loved my interests in stuff like Klonoa and would frequently move to conversation to stuff about Klonoa being cute or attractive or other furry-type stuff, occasionally drop stuff like how cute I'd look dressed as Klonoa.
It's hard to really notice this stuff at the time.

>>717758428
Did you cum?

>>717758107
>>717758428
why is the klonoa thread full of sex pests

>>717758517
It's just what the Klonoa games do to the adolescent mind

>>717758517
www dot fourchan dot org

>>717758502
No. I wasn't even doing it for sexual gratification, I was just doing it because I thought it was really funny.

>>717757829
I remember a 12 year old "girl" coming onto me hard back when I was 12, but I was too autistic and gay to be interested in her and just wanted to play video games.

>>717758517
Look, in my defense she didn't seem bothered at all and was kinda happy to do it. Maybe I'M the one who got groomed and she just knew a horny teenage boy would appreciate some boobs. Woe is me.

>>717759679
Klonoa and Tails in cow costumes......

The Klonoa threads are made and kept alive by mostly one guy, right?
I mean come one, the series barely sold and then games were okay I guess, but that so many threads are made over 20 years later?

>>717759858
there's at least 5 guys here

>>717759858
>The Klonoa threads are made and kept alive by mostly one guy
We are all Klonoa, so...YES!

>>717759932
s-stop looking at me like that klonoa....

>>717759892
Gosh if only there was some kind of IP counter on this site. What a crazy idea.

>>717759858
yes, mostly one guy, and i love the games but i have come to accept that we will never have another klonoa

>>717759892
Burgers and fries thread.

>>717760072
are you the chad who decked out his car in klonoa stickers

>>717760072
>yes, mostly one guy
Source: my kemoshota ass

>>717760158
Remember; Always show your sources

>>717760158
>my kemoshota ass
Proof?

>>717760109
??? lol no

>>717760258
>>717760290

>>717760421
9/10 ass

>>717674103 (OP)
If there are so many of us Klonoa fans, why aren't there any good spiritual successors or fan games?

>>717760995
We're too horny all the time to get anything done.

>>717760307
correction, multiple cars

>>717760995
it’s really hard to imitate this dreamy feeling that klonoa has, hell even the music sounds like you are in a dream, just accepted it anon, we have a good run.

Its Klonover

>>717760072
bamco is apparently opening its old IPs up for licensing as part of a revival initiative again, and klonoa was included, they even submitted new trademarks

>>717761132
pro tip if you want an easy way to make dreamy sounding music just use MIDI, I find the Roland SC-88 is best at capturing the dreamy "half-real half-illusion" feeling

>>717760995
I'm not going to sully Klonoa with my shit dev skills, he deserves better.

>>717761209
We NEED To pool our resources to get that licence before some shitty company does.

>>717761084
>the fucking videogames goat on the honda
I kneel.

>>717760995
I'm good at programming but shit at art and mediocre at music.

>>717761317
>all Klonoa fans of /v/ come together and pour their passion into a Klonoa game project
>becomes a porn game

>>717761209
my monkey wish is for moon studios( the creator of ori games) to make a new klonoa game, they are the most close we will have to make a happy/depressing game at the same time.

Why does this funny little cat make me want to get really BIG and ROUND?

>>717761546
>Babysitting Klonoa featuring the art of Blaski

>>717760995
I've never actually played any of the games, I just think Klonoa is cute.

>>717760995
i have considered doing a fan project so many times but my art skills are still shaky and it would be porn anyway

>>717761707
pleeeeaaaaaase

>>717760995
they will become furry/date sim games instead of, you known, fairy tales’ stories about unimaginable worlds with melancholy atmosphere.

>>717761707
i think im the only kemoshotacon on /v/ who doesn't like abubis's design

>>717761885
You should be ashamed

>>717761885
I can understand that.