Thread 717727078

what is the vidya equivalent of this fuckery?

>upgrade account
>nobody's liked your account

>>717727135
no refunds

Dota 2 plus

>>717727078 (OP)
things you unlock through battle pass that you are only able to claim when you bought premium

>>717727078 (OP)
What is this?

>>717727135
Story of my life

>>717727135
>the 1 like is an ad

>>717727135
>upgrade account
>its all bots or non replies
Tinder should be banned. Onlyfans is worse though. I signed up to that and they stole my account and signed up to what were clearly money laundering accounts. I had MFA and all the other security bullshit. I never get hacked, so my only guess is that their is genuine scam bullshit built into their backend.

>inb4 coomers get what they deserve
I only signed up to check if my girlfriend was on it she was

>still on tinder
Bro, just go on snapchat and add women in your area to talk. It goes without saying NOT to add the underaged girls.

>>717727265
Grindr. OP thought she was being slick.

>>717727338
they're the ones who want to talk though

>>717727405
>they're the ones who want to talk though
Not really and if you do end up in such a case block them and don't be an idiot.

>>717727361
Grindr lets you freely see the people that like you and message you, it's scummy in some other places but compared to Tindr, it's insanely better

>ontario canada tinder in 2025
>literal obese girl
>blue hair girl
>liberal girl
>black girl
>FOMO travel the world girl

Should I just bite the bullet and try hinge with good pictures? I'm lonely.

>>717727534
>hinge
>>717727521
Enjoy this selection regardless of where you live.

>>717727534
Two of my closest friends married from Hinge.
I am also on Hinge.
I am still alone.

>try these shitty apps
>turns into a game

>sign up for tinder
>go to store same day
>literally see a girl on there on tinder at the store
>delete account

>>717727078 (OP)
>>717727521
Just move to Asia, my friends

>>717728016
1. I'd have to be white
2. you never know who is trans or not

>>717727521
>ontario canada tinder in 2025
So a bunch of chinks and pajeeta's? Curious since I'm in ontario too.

>>717728109
jeetas and somalians are all I see

>>717728069
1. well of course
2. the trans ones don't hide it

>>717728139
please no you're joking, right? there are at least asians on there surely since markham is in ontario?

>>717728016
I have no social skills

>>717728269
chinese are all in markham

>>717727078 (OP)
Why are even dating sites slop now? What happened to those dating sites where you could just scroll through literally everyone in your area and message whoever you were interested in? Even okcupid turned into tinder.

>>717727325
Stop with your stupid fucking cuck fantasies.

>>717728269
we used to have jungle asians in ~2015

>>717728381
every single good website on the internet dies and gets replaces by slop 100x worse
this has been going on for 15+ years now
and you'll be happy, goy

years ago there was an app called skout and you could see people in your area and message them and send pics in the message.

so I would find milfs and message them and basically have an E-sex session and then block them

I'm banned from tinder and all dating apps now cause they are all fuckin owned by Match.com

I tried slightly photoshopping my pictures but they still end up banning me. I think they store device data so I'd need a new phone or something but even then I think they use facial recognition software. It's so gay. All I can use is bumble now

yeah dating apps are all gay but its all we got as antisocial retards with no friends

>>717728109
Yes pajeets, niggers, and chinks. Tons of confused faggots as well sending likes, and every other woman is a single mom. Toronto is an absolute nightmare.

>>717728556
>every other woman is a single mom
deadful

>>717728556
is it that bad that I shouldn't even try? I'm white aren't there other white girls on there?

I screen capped this image in 2010 or someshit.


nothing has changed.

>>717728690
>all headshots and you can tell they're obese
No way it's this bad in canada.

>>717728690
hope shitimbald is doing okay these days

i recently dropped the ball while flirting with a 8/10 latina who was actually somewhat giving me a chance. i havent been able to stop thinking about it for over a week now. send help

>>717728690
>shitimbald

>try a dating app
>get matched with a jeet named vidya
>delete profile

>in my 30s and feeling mortal
>would like someone to talk to about problems and just having fun with
>tried dating apps when i was young
>felt bad, no way to tell people's personality, it was all surface level
>no more apps, only real hunting
>see a girl i fall in love with 3-4 years or so
>talk with them for a bit and later ask them out
>get declined every time

>>717728556
>every other woman is a single mom
are you 30+?

for me online dating went from being okay to being an absolute nightmare on the exact day I turned 30. I think many younger girls have filters set up to 30 and you're stuck with a disproportionate number of single mothers and other assorted failures

>>717728785
idk shes probably close to 40 like m

>>717728896
girls are all:

fat
liberal
into arts and crafts
have kids already
have a list of requirements

if you are 30+ its literally pointless to take these apps seriosly.

best thing to do is go to SEA.

>>717728896
>see pretty girl in the street
>lock eyes for a second and she smiles at me
>think about spending my life with her later that night before sleeping

>get matched with a girl with 1 pic
>the pic is of 3 girls
>have to try to guess which one is the girl

>>717727078 (OP)
i can guess who each time by the colours and the shapes and it's always disappointing.

>>717729010
>lock eyes for a second and she smiles at me
>think shes laughing at me
>start thinking about my entire day and what did I do wrong

I think my only realistic option is some kind of brown girl.

white girls on these apps literally disgust me, they look like literal grease and their faces look like the moon

all relevant boys and girls are taken at high school
only the peons are left after that

find someone before you turn 20 or it's over

>>717728989
>go to SEA.
I would rather be alone than with a SEAmonkey

>>717727361
Why do YOU know what it is?

>56 replies
>No real response in where to actually find a girl.

You guys suck :/

im not gay but women in 2025 disgust me

>>717727484
Fags still have all the good apps but it's usually only for hooking up. A site called Sniffies shows people directly on a map around you that's currently online and you can msg anyone. I'm pretty sure women would never use shit like that though.

>ask female coworker is she has any single girl friends
>nope they're all taken
>but she herself is single tho
>tell her i have a good friend in town i could introduce her too
>she says no thanks, not looking for anything

>>717729469
she thinks you're weird sorry bro

>>717729469
hoeflation entitlement is real

what is it with 30+ year old girls and traveling ?

jesus

Forget women and play vidya. Women are a waste of time and resources. All you need to be happy in life is a couple of good bros to share a hobby with.

>fat bitch selfies
>always hide their arms

I made an account today
I wonder if uploading pictures of my figures would help

>>717729742
please tell me you're joking

>>717729742
>try this
>app tells me "you uploaded a meme" and deletes the pic

>>717727135
the trick is to just make a new account
that's it

>>717729836
this.

do what you can before the ELO kicks in. after that just delete and start over

>>717728016
>2741 likes
>half of those are ricels trying to scam gweilo
>other half is prostitutes trying to scam gweilo
haha yes velly gool

>>717729771
Some women think its cute
Plus its not cheap
>>717729805
They can do that?

>>717729742
It might. Do you have more than one pic?

>>717729961
I was planning on posting all the figures in my shelve

>>717729742
only if they're hot glued

>>717730042
Never, this shit ain't cheap you know

>>717727078 (OP)
gacha and other live service cancer

>Signed up for dating apps
>Nothing good came out of it
>Ah fuck it, make my account various shitposts (Darth Vader, Joker etc.)
>Got a couple of leads, but at that point was one there for shits and gigs and not to find anyone
>Get banned (I think I went too hard on the joker roleplay for one girl)
>Stop caring and did my own thing
>Found one I am still with 7 years later
I dunno whether it is survivor bias or not, but girls seem to be more interested the less of a fuck you give.

>>717730335
how long did it take you to realize "just b urself" wasn't a meme?

>>717727078 (OP)
Seeing the bullshit that is dating apps is why i don't hate the fact that I'm a fag. None of you deserve to deal with this shit

>doing my weekly shopping today
>nice looking lady in probably her late 20s comes up to me and asks me if I'm okay
>say "yeah?" like she's an idiot for asking and walk away
how the fuck did she know. of course I'm not doing okay, I'm normal looking though

>>717730335
>girls seem to be more interested the less of a fuck you give.

>feel lonely
>tfw no gf
>fap to pictures of hot fictional women
>feel better :)

>>717730453
More than I would like to admit, but I think "just b urself" is slightly misleading, because it is more "just b urself and let shit happen". Unfortunately, women fail more the second part while males fail the first part. I think forcing anything is not healthy, and that's what dating apps prey on, the idea of getting into a relationship NOW (Or a hookup) rather than letting things take their course.

>>717730552
Again, it is probably survivour bias, when I did more shitposty accounts I was getting more attention. When I stopped looking in general and focused on my hobbies, it increased even more. I have no fucking clue why, I've been told numerous times I look like an ogre.

Fucking hell guys, I get that many here don't like dating apps but if there was even a SMALL glimpse of a chance to meet someone on 1, which would it be??

Bumble
Tinder
Hinge
Other??

>>717730809
I've been able to go on actual dates on hinge, shockingly enough, while tinder is at minimum 50% bots

>>717730608
>ripped the skin from beating off to fictional women so much

get lost, failed normalfags.

>hear that facebook dating is a thing
>look it up on muh pc
>sure enough, it's real
>but only on phones
>lose all interest

>>717730809
Bumble and Tinder are where the crazies are, no experience with Hinge. I had a better experience with OKcupid. Last girl I dated was great but she accidentally killed my cat so that was that.

>>717727078 (OP)
That's so manipulative it's actually funny.

>>717730809
hinge according to my friends, the rest are shit.

>>717730809
I don't care if there were a 101% chance that I'd meet someone 1-on-1. I'll never become the type of emasculated fag who genuinely engages in dating culture. I'll also never become the type of fag who posts unrelated garbage like this on a vidya board. At least post something funny if you have to.

>mum asked if i was gay when i was around 20
>tell her no, i like tits
i think she has given up on me since then

>>717729345

>shows people directly on a map around you that's currently online

I'm sure it's just a social app because a dating app that shows your exact position on a map like that sounds kinda dangerous...in a hilarious way of course.

>hey lemme message this busty milf and see what she's up to.....nah lemme go in person and check.

Who else here has vidya on their dating app profile?
I see you, chads.

>>717727443
>He doesn't have lines of girls on their knees ready to give a sloppy toppy
Skill issue

Online dating apps are depressing and if you use them, you're setting yourself up for failure. You have a better chance of finding a gf at a church, trailer park pool, or gas station bathroom.

What vidya characters would have a hard time on a dating app?
You would think Scout would be an easy pick for TF2, but nah, he knows how to get girls (He's got a bucket of chicken). Soldier would have a hard time, not many people like Heavy's sister on those apps.

>>717731404
It's not 100% exact. It offsets your real location for safety but it's still a general idea of who is in your area

>>717731436
I do believe that being a man with a dating profile precludes you from being a chad

>>717731534
scout would have the hardest time considering his mother's presence on the same app

i dont care anymore
the occasional pangs of lonliness disappear after enough fapping or drinking or gaming

i'll get a dog at some point

>>717727135
>Pay for Tinder
>Phone chirps
>"You have a like, don't keep her waiting!"
>Check
>No new likes
>Fine, whatever. It's open.
>Don't even look at pictures. Just smash that like button until "There is no one new in your area."
>Go to the explore tab
>Smash that like button in every subcategory
>Phone chirps half an out later
>5 new likes!
>Check
>Only 3 likes.
>One is a transsexual, unmatch
>One is just a dude that set his sex to "female" so.. i dunno, he can pick up straight guys? Unmatched
>The last is just 2 photos and the only thing on their profile is "ig - ThirstyHousewife", unmatch
>Rinse and repeat next week
Love in this little dusty desert town is so much fun.

>>717731642
Scout's mum is for spy though.
Also, medic would be banned for obvious reasons.

>>717729681
kek

>>717731436
I put a custom train sim skin in my tinder profile pic. I literally do not care. If a woman sees a blue and white mess of SONIC EXPRESS * GOTTA DELIVER FAST !! then she knows what she's getting into. I figure I might as well inform women up front before they discover it themselves. Otherwise I use raichu driving a truck or a weed wrapper featuring a talking asthma inhaler, which are my other activities.

>>717729618
where do I find these bros you speak of? they're all insufferable turbo autist tryhards, or get picked off by women

>>717731534
soldier canonically has a family

>>717731864
Again, not many women are like Zhanna, especially in modern times... maybe in TF2's version of Australia.

>>717731772
Before you would find them in bars just like where you would find women but no one goes to those anymore

>>717731945
bars are for boomers

>Get a match
>tfw

>>717732594
Just fly her in

>>717733114
If I had that kind of money I'd go on a singles cruise and just stand around leaning against the railing sipping a drink and looking out to sea at random spots on the boat.

what is the vidya equivalent of seeing this message?

>>717733251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW39Mr_bbO8

>>717727534
Got nothing to lose. Expect a lot of fat women though.

>>717733287
Pretty sure hiding shit in images was culled awhile ago anon.

>>717733435
It's not. I run PEE and see occasional embeds.

>>717733435
there's one in the virgin thread right now. 6 minutes hurtcore.

>>717729742
>I wonder if uploading pictures of my figures would help
only if it's digits and there's 6 of em

>>717730952
HMMM

>>717731462
Anon...you have minors on their knees?

>>717733435
You can still "embed" shit through filenames, but everybody except for people using certain extensions/plug-ins is unaffected.

>>717731141
Did your friends pay

>>717731687
>act like a bot
>get surprised that you get filtered out
The amount of retards who can't act human on that platform is pretty interesting. Isn't there a single light on in that hat-holder of yours?

>>717729742
Do it, bitches love men spending money on things that aren't them.

>>717731772
Sucks bro. I've been with the same friends ranging from 20-30 years now. Only one of them is pussy-whipped while everyone else manages to find a balance.

>>717728410
She wasn't getting fucked by other dudes, she was just posting lewds. Never date a cosplayer.

>>717729020
It's always the ugliest one.

>>717733604
fake news

Im so tired, like very tired just so tired that sleep doesnt fix

>>717735152
>Never date a cosplayer.
dating a BPD cosplayer is my dream and my fetish