Thread 717729675

Poorly describe a game, other anons try to guess
>Groundhog Day in space

>>717729675 (OP)
Outer Wilds?

>>717729704
Yes, here is something harder
>One guy was playing music a little too loud, now the world is ending

>>717729756
Draken Guard 3.

next

creepy old dude bats way out of his league. gets friendzoned

>>717729869
Wrong, try again

>>717729989
Deathloop my G.

>>717729989
no im right, believe me im right.

>>717729675 (OP)
Foreigner becomes a squid

>>717729675 (OP)
>The friend of your friend who you're trying to kill tries to kill you, then that friend of your friend tries to kill your friend, so now you have to forcefully make friends by kidnapping people but you're secretly your own friend /spoiler]

>>717730273
Bloodborne

>>717729969
Max Payne 3?

The "victims" are actually the psychopaths.

>>717730317
Phantom Pain

>>717730396
yes, good job

>>717730363
nope

>>717729675 (OP)
a crack head sends an ex con on an epic quest to kill a god

>>717730318
spec ops the line?

>>717729675 (OP)
imagining him jitter around staring but with this armor on is funny

>>717730382
jews.

>>717729675 (OP)
You walk in a pixelated forest with an impossibly large castle looming in the darkness beyond the light of your torch.

>>717730359
Yes

>>717730450
morrowind

>People aren't alive
>Bodyfluids are necessary for continued function
>It's getting pretty crowded here

>You actively avoid having sex with your superior's daughter
and
>You actively avoid having sex with your superior's niece

>>717730560
Grim Fandango?

What starts as a rescue mission turns into a massive treasure hunt for most of your money.

>>717730662
nope

>>717730539
ding ding ding

>>717730694
MGS3

>>717730450
Spec Ops I guess would fit this description but its the game I had in mind.

>medicine graduate has to help restore God's powers before he can finish his studies

>>717730560
Cute paraphrasing, but you can't fool me: it's literally the opening text for Ultrakill.

>>717730747
No, There is no money gameplaywise in MGS3

Your original job was going to involve you doing a lot of really evil shit, but then circumstances beyond your control resulted in you becoming a hero and nobody wants to talk about what you did prior

>>717730784
*not

>>717730813
Tank Suffering 1.

>>717730787
Like half of your mission is to recover The Philosopher's Legacy though
>>717730786
yep, good job

>>717730813
Why did they give Hanna breasts this big?

Ocean's Eleven for furfags

You're a bumbling idiot that stumbles your way across the world somehow happening to be at the right place at the right time to become a hero, in between getting distracted with mass deforestation, overfishing local fishing spots, and some light genocide of local wildlife

>>717730652
I was going to say Ni No Kuni, but that last bit doesn't match.

>>717730854
I did mention YOUR money, not someone elses.

>>717730895
Snake works for the CIA in MGS3 who basically are the American Philosophers
plus it becomes Snake's money and that's how he starts MSF

>>717730318
>>717730382
NieR?

>>717730652
Undertale?
I don't remember a lot about it but weren't there other kids down there?

>>717730786
Tales of Xillia?

Dr. (You), PhD in retard

>>717730890
>>717730981
nope
if you need a hint, it's a ps2 game that sold like shit but that people still really like

>>717730995
Guess i made it too easy.
>tfw still no news about the next Tales remaster even though they said they'll announce it in summer
Here's hoping for Gamescom or TGS, i suppose.

>>717731042
Hint made it 2 easy. Don't look.

>>717731087
TGS is best bet for nip games

You're a visiting doctor in rural Russia tasked with curing a pandemic but nearly die yourself everyday.

>>717731087
nah I'm just a chimp and really liked Xillia 1&2 and Berseria is actually probably my favorite one LMAO so take that as you will

Become king so you can marry two hot twin sisters or a nymph
Or some other shit choices

>>717731147
Pathologic

>>717731147
Pathologic, that description is way too easy

>>717731116
i don't know but i hope it's as fucking incredible as it sounds

Private militants caused legally distinct not hell invasion and now are trying to profit off it

>>717731176
Pathfinder Kingmaker

>>717731237
Fable 3? I know it's a fable game I just don't remember if that's 2 or 3

>>717731203
It was Pathologic 2 dummy

>>717730652
Psychonauts.

>>717730943
I think I missed a word in my original description. "A treasure hunt that COSTS most of your money."

>>717731259
Yeah, 3. Just one of the many idiotic things of that game.

>>717731267
yeye

>>717729756
Library of Ruina?

You play as an undercover American cop in a foreign city state.

>>717731242
Too easy

>>717731116
Sounds like how I played Tropico.

>>717731331
It kind of fits, but not what I was thinking. Here's a hint: it was a popular multimedia series in 2000s, and is not as popular today

>>717731379
NFS Undercover? Driver San Francisco?

>>717731379
Sleeping dogs?

>>717729675 (OP)
so it turns out, little monkey fella
(It's not Ape Escape)

You build castles in the middle east and command an army of mace men to fight your Arabic enemies.

>>717730979
Nope.
I guess I will give a hint.
>modern rpg

>>717730979
You aren't really the bad guy in NieR at all..

>>717731509
Well done.

>>717730382
Killzone?

A black woman genocided your white family. Now you need to fix the balance of nature and bring back the white people

>>717730869
Sly Cooper

>>717731592
I am awakened at the sound of a dropping coin

>>717731649
Sex

Demigod with amnesia is sent to an underground kingdom to save it from a child-kidnapping cult

>>717729756
Madness?

War veteran travels to a foreign country searching for a traitor and has to pretend to be a normal immigrant

>>717731824
GTA4

>>717731652
Got it

The french revolution except you are a magical girl connected to Jeanne D'arc

>>717731573
Stronghold Crusader

None of that is real. Give me back my keys, schizo.

Street urchin inadvertently helps ancient god regain power, has to now stop him from destroying the world

>>717731759
Good job

Autistic man beats his surrogate mother to death at the president's request.

>>717731991
Forespoken, but also Thief 1

The gods are dead and the world is ending, you're just trying to protect your townsfolk and keep your daughter alive

Man gets oneshotted on a spiritual trip to Mexico, builds a nuke underneath London in order to save it from itself
>>717731873
Yeah, that one was too easy

>>717732061
Thief 1 it is!
>>717732204
Banner Saga?

>>717732291
>Banner saga
Yep

>>717732251
Amnesia a Machine for Pigs

Ex-con hopes to reconnect with his family by performing community service.

you're not good at your job and can't get over this one girl. Also you're blue.

You lose everything and succumb to hate.

You're running a convincing glow-op in another nation since you were very young but decide against turning on your nation after killing your boss.

A fully-grown tan adult takes over the body of a teenager so he can take the heart of a little girl but first, he has to beat up a little boy to do it.

A ship's voyage is cut short by human hubris and a chinese artifact
>>717732351
Yes!

>>717732545
Is your name important?

>>717732689
Yes, it is.

>>717732717
Then I don't know the game

>>717729675 (OP)
nah

>>717732635
Kingdom Hearts

>>717732793
Yep.

>>717732757
System Shock 2.

>>717729675 (OP)
Child fights terrorism with the help of his dead brother

>>717732871
Beyond Two Souls?

>>717731646
Ratchet and Clank:future?

>>717733183
>loads of money
You made it too easy anon.

>>717732335
funger t

>>717732954
Nope.

A clueless guy takes a look at something unknowing of the concequences and it completely fucks up the entire earth.

Man arrives on an island looking for his mother at a secret society get-together, leaves as a vampire

>>717733270
Yes, I even alluded to the endings.

You wash up on an island in your pajamas and have to kill King Arthur.

A guy and a girl offer differing opinions over the inconsistent temperature of a beverage.

>>717732581
Metal Gear Solid?

>you're secretly a donkey man and you've gotta use bugs to pay your bills

You have to kill a billion people to save your hometown
You are also related to a famous martial artist

>>717733335
Half Life.

>>717733662
No, though I could see how you'd get that. Let me rephrase, you decide to remain loyal to the nation running the glow-op, you just kill your boss because you don't like him.

>>717733862
Incorrect but that also fits pretty well.

>>717733335
Look outside

>>717733954
Oh, in that case idk I'm sorry anon

>>717734146
winner

Man discovers space travel but destroys earth in the process

>>717730798
Bioshock Infinite?

>>717734816
giving the "we're not so different" talk to a 13 y/o is what made him unironically kino.

>>717734895
damn, that was fast but yeah, fucking kino

>>717733774
Ugly Fuckin Reds

>>717735062
Chaos Head
I regret spending time reading this dogshit novel

You go on some dates while the living embodiment of copium tries to cockblock you.

>>717735149
>Chaos Head
Incorrect, though it is a VN.

>>717735024
yea

>rocks fall, everyone dies
>but in space

>>717735356
DRG.

A cosplayer get sick while visiting Disneyland For Bad People

A religious leader urges a young woman to give birth but she heroically gets an abortion instead.

>>717735437
Nope a bit less literal

You let everyone know that it wasn't quite christmas yet.

>>717735495
Silent hill 3.

Rail shooter with marvel quips and an unironic "she killed millions" moment.

>>717735708
Correct.

>>717732389
Faith?

you use thingys to do stuff.

>>717735972
Gmod

>>717735453
DanganRonpa V3?

>>717736075
no, same engine.

>>717729675 (OP)
>Groundhog Day in space
Returnal

Funny how nobody said it.

>>717731747
Bayonetta?

>>717735356
Prey 2017?

You drive around in a truck committing robot-on-robot violence

>>717735972
Portal?

In the future the best chance of survival is becoming half bug or half toaster. Trying to remain human is interpreted as vaguely Nazi-like.

>>717736174
Nope

>>717729675 (OP)
Why is there no image for op

>>717736679
yep

niggas punching niggas

>>717729675 (OP)
Why was the kot deleted?

>>717737730
Smackdown Battle for New York?

>>717736971
Caves of Qud?

>>717737893
No? Maybe? Post the cover art.