Poorly describe a game, other anons try to guess
>Groundhog Day in space
>>717729704Yes, here is something harder
>One guy was playing music a little too loud, now the world is ending
>>717729756Draken Guard 3.
next
creepy old dude bats way out of his league. gets friendzoned
>>717729869Wrong, try again
>>717729989Deathloop my G.
>>717729989no im right, believe me im right.
>>717729675 (OP)Foreigner becomes a squid
>>717729675 (OP)>The friend of your friend who you're trying to kill tries to kill you, then that friend of your friend tries to kill your friend, so now you have to forcefully make friends by kidnapping people but you're secretly your own friend /spoiler]
>Yes you are in fact the baddies.
The "victims" are actually the psychopaths.
>>717729675 (OP)a crack head sends an ex con on an epic quest to kill a god
>>717730318spec ops the line?
>>717729675 (OP)imagining him jitter around staring but with this armor on is funny
>>717729675 (OP)You walk in a pixelated forest with an impossibly large castle looming in the darkness beyond the light of your torch.
>People aren't alive
>Bodyfluids are necessary for continued function
>It's getting pretty crowded here
>You actively avoid having sex with your superior's daughter
and
>You actively avoid having sex with your superior's niece
>A child becomes a really really good therapist and helps people work through their personal issues so they stop harvesting the organs of children
>>717730560Grim Fandango?
What starts as a rescue mission turns into a massive treasure hunt for most of your money.
>>717730539ding ding ding
>>717730450Spec Ops I guess would fit this description but its the game I had in mind.
>medicine graduate has to help restore God's powers before he can finish his studies>>717730560Cute paraphrasing, but you can't fool me: it's literally the opening text for Ultrakill.
>>717730747No, There is no money gameplaywise in MGS3
Your original job was going to involve you doing a lot of really evil shit, but then circumstances beyond your control resulted in you becoming a hero and nobody wants to talk about what you did prior
>children are ammunition but their friends get really really sad if you actually shoot them so you have to befriend a nazi
>>717730813Tank Suffering 1.
>>717730787Like half of your mission is to recover The Philosopher's Legacy though
>>717730786yep, good job
>>717730813Why did they give Hanna breasts this big?
Ocean's Eleven for furfags
You're a bumbling idiot that stumbles your way across the world somehow happening to be at the right place at the right time to become a hero, in between getting distracted with mass deforestation, overfishing local fishing spots, and some light genocide of local wildlife
>>717730652I was going to say Ni No Kuni, but that last bit doesn't match.
>>717730854I did mention YOUR money, not someone elses.
>>717730895Snake works for the CIA in MGS3 who basically are the American Philosophers
plus it becomes Snake's money and that's how he starts MSF
>>717730652Undertale?
I don't remember a lot about it but weren't there other kids down there?
>>717730786Tales of Xillia?
>>717730890>>717730981nope
if you need a hint, it's a ps2 game that sold like shit but that people still really like
>>717730995Guess i made it too easy.
>tfw still no news about the next Tales remaster even though they said they'll announce it in summerHere's hoping for Gamescom or TGS, i suppose.
>You run a prison but the government starts just executing people instead of sending them to you so you run for President to fix the government and put more people in prison
>>717731042Hint made it 2 easy. Don't look.
>>717731087TGS is best bet for nip games
You're a visiting doctor in rural Russia tasked with curing a pandemic but nearly die yourself everyday.
>>717731087nah I'm just a chimp and really liked Xillia 1&2 and Berseria is actually probably my favorite one LMAO so take that as you will
Become king so you can marry two hot twin sisters or a nymph
Or some other shit choices
>>717731147Pathologic, that description is way too easy
>>717731116i don't know but i hope it's as fucking incredible as it sounds
Private militants caused legally distinct not hell invasion and now are trying to profit off it
>industrial revolution is le bad, but you'll need it to fight off an upcoming invasion
>>717731176Pathfinder Kingmaker
>>717731237Fable 3? I know it's a fable game I just don't remember if that's 2 or 3
>>717731203It was Pathologic 2 dummy
>>717730943I think I missed a word in my original description. "A treasure hunt that COSTS most of your money."
>>717731259Yeah, 3. Just one of the many idiotic things of that game.
>>717729756Library of Ruina?
You play as an undercover American cop in a foreign city state.
>>717731116Sounds like how I played Tropico.
>>717731331It kind of fits, but not what I was thinking. Here's a hint: it was a popular multimedia series in 2000s, and is not as popular today
>>717731379NFS Undercover? Driver San Francisco?
>>717731379Sleeping dogs?
>>717729675 (OP)so it turns out, little monkey fella
(It's not Ape Escape)
You build castles in the middle east and command an army of mace men to fight your Arabic enemies.
>rich white former-nobility inheritance simulator as directed by the Riddler
>>717730979Nope.
I guess I will give a hint.
>modern rpg
>>717730979You aren't really the bad guy in NieR at all..
A black woman genocided your white family. Now you need to fix the balance of nature and bring back the white people
>>717731592I am awakened at the sound of a dropping coin
Demigod with amnesia is sent to an underground kingdom to save it from a child-kidnapping cult
War veteran travels to a foreign country searching for a traitor and has to pretend to be a normal immigrant
The french revolution except you are a magical girl connected to Jeanne D'arc
>>717731573Stronghold Crusader
None of that is real. Give me back my keys, schizo.
Street urchin inadvertently helps ancient god regain power, has to now stop him from destroying the world
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Autistic man beats his surrogate mother to death at the president's request.
>>717731991Forespoken, but also Thief 1
The gods are dead and the world is ending, you're just trying to protect your townsfolk and keep your daughter alive
Man gets oneshotted on a spiritual trip to Mexico, builds a nuke underneath London in order to save it from itself
>>717731873Yeah, that one was too easy
>>717732061Thief 1 it is!
>>717732204Banner Saga?
>>717732291>Banner sagaYep
>your train breaks down and some fuckass clown tells you that you gotta kill all the passengers but that's just the B plot trying to hide the A plot.
>>717732251Amnesia a Machine for Pigs
Ex-con hopes to reconnect with his family by performing community service.
you're not good at your job and can't get over this one girl. Also you're blue.
You lose everything and succumb to hate.
You're running a convincing glow-op in another nation since you were very young but decide against turning on your nation after killing your boss.
A fully-grown tan adult takes over the body of a teenager so he can take the heart of a little girl but first, he has to beat up a little boy to do it.
A ship's voyage is cut short by human hubris and a chinese artifact
>>717732351Yes!
>in a liminal space competition and minimal space shows up
>>717732545Is your name important?
>>717732717Then I don't know the game
>>717732635Kingdom Hearts
>>717732757System Shock 2.
>>717729675 (OP)Child fights terrorism with the help of his dead brother
>>717732871Beyond Two Souls?
>>717731646Ratchet and Clank:future?
>The British fuck up and Europe pays the price, luckily they can pay it with loads of money
>>717733183>loads of moneyYou made it too easy anon.
A clueless guy takes a look at something unknowing of the concequences and it completely fucks up the entire earth.
Man arrives on an island looking for his mother at a secret society get-together, leaves as a vampire
>>717733270Yes, I even alluded to the endings.
You wash up on an island in your pajamas and have to kill King Arthur.
A guy and a girl offer differing opinions over the inconsistent temperature of a beverage.
>>717732581Metal Gear Solid?
>you're secretly a donkey man and you've gotta use bugs to pay your bills
You have to kill a billion people to save your hometown
You are also related to a famous martial artist
>>717733662No, though I could see how you'd get that. Let me rephrase, you decide to remain loyal to the nation running the glow-op, you just kill your boss because you don't like him.
>>717733862Incorrect but that also fits pretty well.
>>717733954Oh, in that case idk I'm sorry anon
Man discovers space travel but destroys earth in the process
>>717730798Bioshock Infinite?
>The power struggle between a deranged home depot manager and a depressed little girl to lead a group of useless adults, all so they can escape the last Walmart on Earth.
>>717734816giving the "we're not so different" talk to a 13 y/o is what made him unironically kino.
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>>717734895damn, that was fast but yeah, fucking kino
>>717733774Ugly Fuckin Reds
>Neet finally gets a job. Becomes the very thing he sought to destroy.
>>717735062Chaos Head
I regret spending time reading this dogshit novel
You go on some dates while the living embodiment of copium tries to cockblock you.
>>717735149>Chaos HeadIncorrect, though it is a VN.
>prison break: now with orcs
>rocks fall, everyone dies
>but in space
A cosplayer get sick while visiting Disneyland For Bad People
A religious leader urges a young woman to give birth but she heroically gets an abortion instead.
>>717735437Nope a bit less literal
You let everyone know that it wasn't quite christmas yet.
>>717735495Silent hill 3.
Rail shooter with marvel quips and an unironic "she killed millions" moment.
you use thingys to do stuff.
>>717735453DanganRonpa V3?
>>717736075no, same engine.
>>717729675 (OP)>Groundhog Day in spaceReturnal
Funny how nobody said it.
You drive around in a truck committing robot-on-robot violence
>>717735972Portal?
In the future the best chance of survival is becoming half bug or half toaster. Trying to remain human is interpreted as vaguely Nazi-like.
>>717729675 (OP)Why is there no image for op
>>717729675 (OP)Why was the kot deleted?
>>717737730Smackdown Battle for New York?
>>717737893No? Maybe? Post the cover art.