are old hags really

Is surprise-buttsexing a zombie rape or necrophilia?

>>717756509
Neither. It's bestiality.

>>717756392 (OP)
Would.

>>717756392 (OP)
7 days to dies has booba physics now?
wew they gone long way since i played last time

>>717757018
No you wouldn't

>>717757018
>>717756392 (OP)
In zombies apocalypse, I'd have lots of these in the basement.
Place a hood on their head so they can't see or bite you.
Choker and rope around the neck to pull them from safe distance.

>>717757453
Yes I would. Else I wouldn't have posted. Fucking retards.

>>717757453
I'm immune to all forms of zombieism so I absolutely would. I might even let her bite it

>>717758849
context

>>717758849
lmao why won't he let him game?

>>717758849
Do SEAniggers really?

>>717759106
aw :)

>>717757191
>>717757275
end your life.

>>717759196
>*deep breath*
>NIIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!

>>717759162

currently playing this

>>717759106
she is so fucking disgusting

>>717759742
Gay

>>717759273
trying too hard . Peak reddit

>>717759814
your post is actual reddit though

>>717759273
That's pretty cute

>>717759742
faggot alert

>>717760076
>>717759757
if you are finding this goblina anything less than abhorrently repulsive, you are worse than a fag. You have mental issues

>>717759534
Is 4th DLC out yet?

>>717758849
Good ol gookdown

>>717760453
idk i only have the base game, and i think that will suffice for now, the game is ok but i think i am done after i finish it

>>717760237
trying too hard

>>717760923
kek delusional retard

>>717756509
Left 4 dead zombies aren't dead. They're just people who are going absolutely crazy and only feel anger all of the time. Like 28 days later zombies.

>>717758849
????

>>717757191
>>717757275
keep going!

>>717760996
>only feel anger all of the time
literally me

>>717758974
>He was playing gacha instead of gold farming
He had it coming

>>717756392 (OP)
Party girl was better when she was a stripper.

>>717758849
Kek, what the fuck

>>717760996
>zombies.
I hate running "zombies" so fucking much you guise

>>717762216
Noice

>>717759106
one dimension too many

>>717762216
enemies hurting each other is such a great feature

>>717756392 (OP)
How come no one's made porn with this model yet? There's plenty of zombie/guro stuff out there.

>>717759162
Lmaoooo!

>>717765949
The best fucking one ITT holy kek

>>717768126
How new are you?

>>717757681
You wouldn't be able to catch one you fat retard.
Kek!

>>717758849
>GO TO THE BATHROOM
>no, nuh yet

>>717762216
>Doom UVMAX Pistol Start.webm

>>717766305
>a fucking ramp

>>717760453
>Is 4th DLC
Damn really? I guess I'm glad it did good. honestly I didn't bother finishing it.

>>717758849
Taking it like a champ!

>>717762579
>King Crimson

>>717767269
this game is so insanely shit
just some dudes very specific fetish experience and nothing more

>>717760996
>only feel anger all of the time.
Sex usually cures that in people

>>717763798
I know a girl that kinda looks like her and acts manly, but she's shorter and has never been to the gym.

>>717756392 (OP)
Holy shit that's so hecking scary haha

>>717759026
kek

>>717759106

>>717758974
Picked Bard support.

Boooo. Get some new material

beggars can't be choosers

>>717776242
don't care about the pedo shit but mating press with female zombie cop

>>717776242
total pedo death

>>717776964
this must be batfleck, since he killed a dude

>>717763798
weak.

>>717776242

>>717776242
MOAR.

>>717777225

>>717777748

>>717777225

>>717777225
would.

>>717777225
MOGGED.

>>717758849
Holy power trip.

>>717760996
so anyone that got the c19 jab and can't get a refund

>>717756392 (OP)

>>717759026

>>717758849
HE TANKED THAT

>>717778074
Anything else?

>>717770637
There's a sequel and a multiplayer game set in the same universe coming out too.

>>717779114
sure, which one do you want?

>>717758849
chinks really can't throw a punch
explains all the gay martial arts

>>717779471
You know which one we want.

@717757580

in zombie apocalypse, you would be gang raped like the bitch you are.

>>717772470
ur mom is insanely shit

>>717759273
brat making fun of adults

>>717759918
that's really dangerous wtf, maybe he deserved to get his head caved in

>>717781120
>>717781236
ack !

>>717756392 (OP)
Imagine her bowling you over and beginning to consume you while you're still alive. How awful.

>>717781283
>handsome man and hot teen all alone in the world
how come they never fucked?

>>717780883
prove it

>>717779471
Nekomusume!
Also anything with tanlines.

>>717781785
I asked that question in God Bless America and the girl actually does imply it but hes like 50 so he says no.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753044662395418.webm

>>717759026
lmao

>>717758849
>1dmg
>1dmg
>1dmg
>1dmg

>>717784112
>>717784179
I think I can fix her

>>717756392 (OP)
Honestly, if a zombie invasion happened and you were alone months later in the zombie apocalypse.. who the fuck wouldn't just grab a zombie that you can at least dry hump

>>717766305
ace combat 5

>>717757018
Insert webm of the movie with the person jerking off to a zombie woman pressing her tits on the car window

>>717778639
what game even is this?

>>717788382
SH2 remake.

>>717788382
silent hill 2

>>717757670
>you can just see through walls

>>717784085
An explosive victory...

I think having sex with a zombie would still get you the zombie virus, cause of the micro tears and stuff.
Probably the best way to face the inevitable zombening.

>>717788564
not on the highest diff

>>717777225
that's actually disgusting

>>717762216
>the tranny event charity is the one to abort africans

>EA game
>in development for 12 years
>YEARLY updates
>each update is the game getting completely redone from scratch
>they gaslight/insult their community 24/7 when they call them out on their bullshit development decisions
>content removed in every update in favor of shit nobody wanted or asked for its like they are developing the game from the elderly
>the game was originally a open world crafting survival sandbox tower defense game and has been slowly losing its genres over the years
>they finally release the game when its completely souless with a AAA price tag
>following updates continue to remove content and are getting lazier and lazier

you wont find a more retarded dev team than the one developing 7days to die
its literally a miracle that this game has people playing it
the only thing keeping it alive is the modding community

>>717789272
Peak white male rage.

>>717762216
niggas be like "ayo this gameplay FIRE" then shit on the kinomakes

>>717781785
Western media only promotes death, never healthy relationships.

>>717765949
this one and the Stalker double barrel shotgun are the only ones to make me laugh

>>717759106
hag sexoooo

>>717789675
Where's the bad gameplay there?

>>717757191
>>717757275
holy based

>>717788590
WHAT GAME IS THIS ?

>>717770224
You dont have to catch one, it comes to you

>>717772021
I was immediately able to tell this was Alaska, not because the snow or the road down. it was because you only needed 4 cargo.
now you always need 1 more than what would be sensible and it pisses me off how 'overstacking' is such a common thing that the developers actually made these missions with it mind.
fun game though, 8/10 if youre into delivery games

>>717758689
>body of an adult woman
>face of a child
This is the ideal in east asian countries

>>717784112
game ?

>>717756392 (OP)
7 Days to Die devs really botched their game last update. I was really enjoying the game up until now.

Truth be told they've made several questionable updates, but this last one has made me really struggle to continue enjoying the game.

>>717789564
umm no sweaty, that would be the Holocaust
don't let it happen! (again)

>>717790517
Resident Evil 7
Dont bother, the cuties are only in the game for like an hour. granted its in the beginning of the game, but thats it. Some good r34 thobee

>>717790707
What happened? 7DtD was always rough around the edges, but I've seen a few videos crying about it. i just assumed it was usual ragebait

>>717788847
omg chat is this real?

>over 150,000 character raid logs

>>717758849
>Monster hunter's small monsters when you try to gather

>>717756392 (OP)
imagine if she had a nip slip, god that shit would make me diamonds

>>717759534
why do robots need detailed tummies and belly buttons?

>>717756392 (OP)
can i make the game so that only the sexy titty zombies try to devour me? are there mods to add more?

>>717790517
>>717790915
Resident Evil 8*. sorry, fatfingered my keyboard

>>717791079
they were specifically made for ogling

>>717790358
restored.

>>717788847
NINTENDO? HIRE THIS MAN!

>>717788847
Abby real

>>717759273
That's fucking bad

>>717762579
>fade to black instead of animating a character falling
That's some gamefreak-level lazyness programming

>>717791635
>picrel
pretty sure its just continuing to egg him on, not having to explain the joke.

>>717758974
Use your fucking brain.

>>717789272
Typical fortnite player

>>717758849
context is his uncle was begging him for money but he said he didnt have any but went to a computer gaming place and spent money instead of giving it to his uncle for alcohol, and his uncle was right behind him when he texted his uncle back that he had no money

>>717786395
Japanese """humor"""

>>717791319

>>717790707
>>717790915
>What happened? 7DtD
i assume he meant that they added biome progression, you need to complete a certain checklist and then move into the next biome to find better gear. it can be turned off but a lot of people don't like how 7days have moved away from being a survival sandbox into a linear rpg.

i dont mind the biome progression since it actually gives a reason to visit the other biomes, but mod overhaul projects have a better clue about what 7days fans want than the devs themselves. weirdest part about the update was that they made pack mule bloc 50% of all incoming damage, absolutely broken. nerfed to 25% last i checked but still broken. i dont know how they thought it was a good idea to just reduce player damage like that, as if it's not too easy already.

>>717792593
>western """""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""
I WAS ROIPED IN A GORILLA NEST

>>717792773
kek, Sam Hyde what a bitch.

>>717792896
he crashed out

>>717792896
>>717792773
will he recover from that wreck of an appearance?
i cant watch anything with him now. i think he has to invent a new character, Sam is done.

I tried to get into 7d2die like four times and I just can't, the game just feels like shit to play yet it's popular, I don't get it

>>717793051
>Sam is done.
That was such an embarrassing manchild rage there's no way he's coming back in the eyes of the audience he was cultivating.

>>717793051
>>717793154
it's literally so over for white nationalist bros...

>>717791483
welcome to hydraulic press channel.

>>717793154
What

>>717793390
chicken butt

>>717791483
lol

>>717793134
nah totally understandable. i felt the same way when i redownloaded cyberpunk 3 times

>>717758849
is it legal to smoke there?

>>717788590
I'll never forgive SE!!

>>717759534
Very nice.

>>717784112
>>717784179
This tech not being used for dating games (with sex) is fucking criminal.

>>717788191
Thanks for reminding me of the Kestrel sinking. Surprisingly a really sad moment for me.

>>717793134
The game is kind of clunky and ugly. Which is a shame because I feel like the exploration of buildings is pretty good, with a maze-like progression if you don't just break through walls.

>>717760996
thats from 7dtd you retard

>>717790424
But it wouldn't cum to (You)!
Kek!

>>717757018
same
>b-but in real life you couldn't beca-
shut up nigger, nobody cares about real gay life

>>717782957
she gave birth to you

>>717758689
What game is this?

>>717756392 (OP)
shame about retarded devs

>>717790396
Star Ocean Anamnesis. A dead mobile game. But the girl's the main love interest from Star Ocean 4.

>>717788847
geezus fuck i honestly cant tell if this is AI or real... it's really in-between the two.
The eyes look a bit blurry , but then again this an 11 second consistent video...hmmmmm

>>717763798
>Goal is Abby
Better hop on the HGH and Dbol then because a natty woman ain't achieving it.

>>717796332
is this any good

>>717796623
my fucking sides
I didn't expect that at all

>>717796689
Pretty good. Doesn't do a whole lot to set itself apart from every other indie Metroidvania out there, but I enjoyed myself for eight hours, then uninstalled and forgot about it. It's on sale for sixteen bucks now, and I think that's a fair price.

>>717758849
I love how the guys around hm barely react at all lmao.

>>717796546
it's some cosplayer

>>717797463
Do not bully ellie.

>>717797463
what if she's trapped into a corner?

>>717796242
meanwhile, in the western nightclub

>>717756392 (OP)

>>717760996
>They're just people who are going absolutely crazy and only feel anger all of the time.

>>717798890
i'd tap that, double

>>717792374
I'm not versed in chink culture

>>717790707
>they finally added proper vehicles
I played one of the pre alpha versions on xbone where all you had was a shitty fucking minibike. Couldn't fly across the world without the game tripping on itself like a UE5 title. Worst thing I ever bought for that piece of shit console.

>>717762216
>alternate controls
faggot shit

>>717798819
Every time I see a new Starfield webm there's always some bit of unintentional comedy in it.

>>717759026
fuck almost makes me want to play the game again

One of these days I'll insert myself into the Matrix

>>717799138
I can never finish this game because every time I see a fucked up wand that has a high chance of killing me I NEED to use it until it does

>>717799390
looks fun until you remember that all this is made possible by a weighty and sweaty piece of foam-covered plastic resting on your face

>>717799390
>men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

>>717799390
I'm afraid to get VR for this reason.

>>717799532
It looks fun

>>717757670
Why would they run to where the zombie was tied up and not check it out?

>>717799559
>you will never play your waifu's bunda like a pair of bongo drums
Why even live?

>>717759534
>Gooning to the robot twins instead of the horny smartfridge that wants your cum
What are you, gay?

>>717759534
>[neuron activation intensifies]

>>717784112
wait his her without the hood? i look exactly like her wtf

>>717758849
This is why gamers deserve their own Israel. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

>>717756392 (OP)

>>717790915
>What happened? 7DtD was always rough around the edges, but I've seen a few videos crying about it. i just assumed it was usual ragebait
The other anon somewhat answered it for me. The biome progression is dumb. I don't "need a reason" to visit other biomes. It should just be exploration for exploration's sake, which was enough for me to go out and explore all the lovely hand-crafted place of interest. It should be a sandbox, not a linear progression sort of game.

The other thing that the anon didn't mention was the new weird out of place enemies they added. Like... wtf is this elder scrolls shit? The rest of this game is a fairly grounded zombie survival game. Why are we getting "elemental type" enemies? There's like "electric zombies" now and "fire zombies". So fucking stupid. You know what would have been fine? Just adding more regular zombies. Like a chef zombie, or a librarian zombie, or a nurse zombie, maybe a retarded pink-haired fat ass feminazi zombie, or football player zombie, etc. etc. etc. etc. Ya know? Make the world more fleshed out. That would have been cool and 99% of the players would have loved it, I'm sure. But instead we got FIRE ZOMBIES........ to put it bluntly the game is just headed in the wrong direction.

I wonder if they made these assets for another game but in the end were like "fuck it" and just dumped it into 7DtD rofl.

>>717799532
you should instead be afraid of the fact that theres like 4 good vr games and once youve played them you'll always be looking for the next good game

>>717800171
what game?

>>717795753
>caring if she cums
Lmao fag

>>717799390
..... this all I ever wanted..... wtf

>>717800171
Wtf is that

>>717758849
those were the hardest punches that guy's ever thrown in his life. he had access to infinite punches to this guy's head and still didn't knock him out. are asians really that weak?

>>717760994
Nobody's judging you anon, just come out of the closet already.

>>717800853
She's just sitting there and doing nothing

>>717800171
>>717800702
>>717800876
looks like Star Citizen

>>717800853
The male loneliness epidemic and its consequences will become a disaster for the human race.

>>717779730
even they know 90% of their martial arts are for tourists and movies anyway

>>717800921
Yeah that's right, foid. Get a clue.

>>717769924
A new indian gains internet access every day, and they come straight here.

>>717800921
And she's absolutely perfect that way

>>717758849
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING

>>717800775
(You) could never satisfy her!
Kek!

>>717779958
>he fantasizes about gang raping men
lmao aidsfaggot

>>717789272
Some part of me feels so sorry for this kid
I don't know why
Maybe I can just resonate with the instant regret he feels and his body language afterwards

>>717779958
Meant for >>717757018

>>717801205
Any moment now...

>>717758849
havent seen people treating someone getting punched as normal, including the target, since my visit to saudi arabia

>>717781785
isn't he unironically gay (and therefore she's too old) or was that some shit the tv show made up

>>717800702
>>717800876
Star Citizen

How much work did that one dev do that died? I feel like he was carrying the game by himself and the people left only know how to edit icons and steal code from mods as they scrub everything the dead dev worked on.

>>717786531
>npc knows hes in an erotic rpgmaker game
>unsure whether its straight or futa but isn't taking chances

>>717801426
she wasn't gay on release, it was added later in a DLC that feels more like fanfic

>>717798819
>npc leans into frame
are they programmed to do that intentionally or is it just their idle animation framed a certain way? The latter is still bad.

>>717781785
she didn't look appealing at all
>a hole is a hole, anon
still wouldn't unless she jumped me while i was sleeping

>>717795093
blame ps3 jap devs being chicken shit

>>717795093
it is though
there was that one dating sim for women where the men tracked your period for you.
I think they invented new mocap tech to mocap actors when surfing.
let women have their fun, this technology will one day come back to us.

>>717801632
KEK!
best description of this scene I've read to date.

>>717759106
i turned 25 and suddenly french women were insanely hot. who knew?

>>717799448
i did shit like this in teardown

>>717779171
let me guess, it's either extraction shooter, survival base builder, or a battle royale, right?

>>717802172
It's all 3

>>717801906
>she didn't look appealing at all
are you gay

>>717791821
still funny tho

>>717756392 (OP)
I can fix her

>>717759742
I actually think she's ugly as well but I still love her

>>717800921
menacingly

>>717802283
at the same time?

>>717791156
yes, and there's a mod to make them moan and say sexual stuff.

>>717759196

>>717802326
More like deutsch oven, amirite?

>>717792689
>>717800558
Thanks for the write-up. I don't even have anything to say, man, shits depressing to see how its going down.

>>717800558
>football player zombie
lol was this intentional? 7days2die had a football player zombie but they patched it out.
guess they thought it was too unrealistic...

>>717758849
This is the apex of SEAmonkey culture

>>717799341
>the risks of opening a bar in india.webm

>>717756392 (OP)
bump

>>717798981

>>717801901
ive never personally encountered it in game over like 300 hours

>>717806791
>>717798890
She's cute but the dealer zombie from that shitty 1v4 spinoff game is cuter

>>717801632
Lmao

>>717759273
https://rumble.com/v2yp50k-eric-dubay-dinosaurs-never-existed.html

time to grow up and stop believing in big lizards from 330000000 years ago who died to a meteor and had feathers. thats speculation from men on earth and has never been proven

>>717799202
rip

>>717809265
For some reason I thought it was going to be edited into an air strike and now I'm disappointed

>>717766305
>>717788191
That's not ace combat that's "Nuclear Option"

>>717789272
Fat little retards like this is why hitting your kid sometimes was just good parenting.

>>717808717
>trying to convince me dinosaurs dont exist
>when i have seen them with my very own eyes
begone from here. I wont be swayed by your wicked tongue

>>717790950
what are we looking at?

>>717789272
>Turning it off and on didn't fix it
Tech nerds lied to me.

>>717758849
What the fuck is even happening here?
He looks too old to be a bully. Is it the owner of the local beating the shit out of to kick a costumer that doesn't want to pay?

>>717762216
about the only cool thing this year lmfao the rest of it was fuckin wack

>>717759106
Very cumeable face, shame about the dyke hair.

>>717810192
wow chink bot farm

>>717757191
Gremlins??

>>717756392 (OP)
Queue that greentext about trapping a female zombie and training it to enjoy it with your seed as motivation (its only food source)

>>717808717
>not allowed to like dinosaurs anymore
Imagine being a such no fun allowed piece of shit that you need to start retroactively deboonking stuff from millions of years ago. As if the world wasn't shitty enough already without you squatting all over the show acting like king cuck.

>>717758974
He isn't becoming a doctor (like every fucking asian boomer parent want) so he can pay everything for them when they grow old

>>717771938
how the fuck do you even set that up

>>717810028
seen what with your own eyes? a bone? how do you know what it was from or how old it really is? if it was in a museum, those are plaster replicas. the alleged "real bones" are locked away in the smithsonian for "safekeeping". did you have this level of convictions when you were 3 years old and society was trying to convince you they exist? did you look into carbon14 dating and how it's never worked once? did anyone ever tell you that they've never found ANY in tact full fossil of ANY dinosaur ever yet allegedly they know all about hundreds of species and what they ate and what killed them even though it was HUNDREDS of millions of years ago? think for yourself instead of what you've been told to think

>>717810464
uh yeah the reason the world is so shitty is because we're lied to by jews and enslaved by them and their dollar system. but these same jews are the ones behind the dinosaurs lie because they want to establish a fake timeline for humanity that removes a Creator from the equation. they want you to think "hundreds of millions of years ago we KNOW what happened and what happened was a scary thing from outer space and killed everything". this sets up a few different lies AND already has you convinced they somehow KNOW what happened hundreds of millions of years ago. and this event of the "dinosaurs wiped out" allowed for "evolution" (another lie) which says you evolved from a single celled bacteria after lightning struck a puddle. not trying to ruin your parade, you should instead be upset that they lied to you growing up. saying "you're trying to debunk stuff from millions of years ago" reifies the concept that humans know anything about millions of years ago. which i completely deny. if you found a bone in your backyard and started telling me stories about who it was from and what killed it i would tell you that you're crazy. the "science" behind dinosaurs is pure speculation and always has been, you should be glad to know the truth

>>717810904

>>717810904
>seen what with your own eyes?
A dinosaur, you dumb fuck.
She was an Allosaurus.

>>717810995
you mean you saw bones somewhere and you believe the story of where they came from. why are you so confident what they belonged to and how old they are?

>>717788335
Hmmm someone post it.

>>717810015
brown hands typed this

>>717801443
nta, I thought you were fucking up with me and it was some helldiving snuff, but you are not kidding.
Star Citizen may take a long time but at least it don't do it the lazy way.

>>717776242
>The fucking gremlin on the car

>>717810749
This guy timing things to kill 11 agents at the exact time he has a meeting with the remaining ones.
Cinematic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c26TqRvfQPs
How he did it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34_blBBE1-k

>>717759026
looks like the good old days of overwatch

>>717758849
Lol old dude can't punch for shit

>>717810453
I was literally about to post it right before your post, then I told myself I wouldn't do it. But you've convinced me.

>>717759106
Ugly photorealism slop

>>717791821
I replayed FFXV on PC recently for the first time since launch on PS4 and man, the game is FILLED with that shit, every cutscene that wasn't purely mocap has cuts to black for every single transition to another room or position or activity.

>>717811856
Love me some zombie girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNEGgtgPbXU

>>717811475
Cute...

>>717772021
roadcraft is the only good game they managed to make
everything else is a retarded slog

>>717781547
It's just a woman's corpse, anon, she isn't strong enough to bowl you over.

>>717795093
you can get that exact model for vam

>>717758849
They see me gamin'
They hatin'

>>717756392 (OP)
man I love 7d2d. it's like zombie apocalypse minecraft with diablo loot and skyrim dungeons.

>>717758849
Kek, absolutely tanking those fag-whiffs. Sorry, bitch-tits, but you can't keep a real gamer down.

>>717808140
for me its the cop

>>717759273
rape correction to this brat

>>717799965
I agree. Gamers deserve to be nuked and exterminated.

>>717808717
>>717810028
>>717810464
>>717810974
>>717811042
4cuck niggers are so gullible I swear to god

>>717812710
jewish detractor hands wrote this post

>>717811856
reminds me of this golden post

>>717799965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amYzBQMT4VI

>>717776964
>>717777086
If batman acted more like the guy he ripped off (i.e. giving scumfucks an express ticket to hell) I'd probably enjoy his stuff more.

>>717812651
you won't do shit pussy

>>717813289
Where's she trying to go?

>>717803660
Yup. They removed it from the game because muh realism and now we have electric type zombies and the snow trolls from Skyrim. Fuckin aye.

>>717811856
I'm so fucked up

>>717813323
https://files.catbox.moe/ayt5x8.webm

>>717811856
Goddammit

>>717813665
here's a question, given that you can change your character's height pretty dramatically in DD, does the camera adjust to your height in cutscenes?

>>717812505
I'd agree with you but it sounds like the new update really fucked shit up

>>717796623
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>>717813926
>black hands
Good morning sir

>>717810267
He confiscated his phone, so maybe Esport player boot camp?

>>717811856
That's the stuff

>>717810267
>looks too old to be a bully
bullies are pretty retarded and most dont grow out of it. its a degenerative behavior. you just don't see them cause your way of life elevated you far away from your childhood bullies.

I fucking hate tloufags

test

>>717813323
>Where's she trying to go?
to suck my cock

>>717814919
same.

>>717790950
>>717810336
I wonder how much an operation of this size makes

>>717810335
the dyke hair makes it even hotter

>>717816405
Millions. That's probably just a corner of an entire office floor.

>>717789437
The hell have they been doing to it?
Last time I played was years ago, but changing genres is insane.

>>717810015
Hitting him would solve nothing. Make him do a simple yet phisically demanding task suitable for a kid for a fixed amount of time. It will teach him the consequences of his actions, to process and work on his emotions through physical exercise and even help him lose weight.

>>717813946
that cougar is truly an asshole

>>717781283
OMG SO CUTE AWWWW SO CUTE AWWWWWWWWW NOT AT ALL TRY HARD

>>717756392 (OP)

>>717810015
>hitting your kid sometimes was just good parenting.
>sometimes
always retard

>>717820035
oh HE MAD

>>717799341
what fucking game is this

>>717792689
I tuned out after they removed leveling by doing and instead went for their shitty book system

>>717820103
>280m wasted for this
man game industry is scam

>>717820370
True, you should quit it. Oh wait, you're not in it..

>>717820082
But won't your arms get tired..?

>>717818980
Goddamn what would it take to have another 3D punch-out like mecha simulator with lasers, explosions and detailed city wide destruction where i get beat the shit out of other mechs and kaijus in the current day video game landscape

>>717819554
>off to deliver coals to everyone

>True, you should quit it. Oh wait, you're not in it..

>>717810904
hm who do I believe, guild of scientists who dedicated their life to this for the past 500 years OR a retard from 4chan who drinks turpentine

>>717820506
True,
The trick is that you need AAA level ragdoll, movement, grappling mechanic, inverse kinematic, full building demolition...
For it to look any serious.
At the very least an Indy developer could put everything on the gameplay and concede with cartoonish building being destroyed

>>717757157
I remember when it was a blocky Minecraft clone.

>>717820591
Come on, his post look totally legit! Trust me!

>>717801426
the show made him gay and the sequel made her gay

>>717797463
no oji-san love even in the apocalypse :(

>>717796242
somebody saved my webm nice

>>717801232
Oh yeah I've been in that place, good think that he clearly shows understanding that he's fucked, hopefully a lesson is going to be learned from that.

>>717789272
He's never going to get a single new gaming console until he grows up, is he?

>>717821083
thats pretty cool

>>717757453
>woman detected

>>717783457
goty

>>717757018
Are zombie bodies cold or warm? Imagine tying it up, putting a muzzle on it and giving it a bath haha.

>>717810192
85% of wow's playerbase

>>717790146
>the Stalker double barrel shotgun
Which one is that? Anyone have it?

>>717825116
Probably the one where the bandit rolls over the cover and shoots from behind his back

>>717814892
>a bunch of strangers talking and laughing together via the in game chat while wearing silly hats and fucking around on a community server hosting a fun map created by the community
If only we knew how good we had it

>>717763798
Still too pretty to become abby

She would need more testosterone and maybe 1-2 operations because abby has unrealistic proportions, weve discussed this enough already. Still, nice work so far, good that she keeps herself fit

>>717759106
>you will never plant a fat sloppy wet one on those glossy, juicy lips
i dont know why this webm makes me horny but it does

>>717790431
I agree with Yukon bullshit but there are other seasons that either require low amounts (Kola) or mats from different locations (Austria).
In the latter you have the same destination but different source points.
It's one thing that redeemed Yukon for me a bit. There were a lot of buildings to scrap around the map that you only visit once for the mats.

>>717825286
I can't even remember the last time I used voice chat.

>>717789272
>the silent inner reflection afterwards

>>717756392 (OP)
>white woman going without black cock for 5 hours

>>717786531
Dragon Conquista was nice

>>717789272
That reaction of "oh fuck", standing there just for seconds, who hasnt been in that situation as a kid. He will learn that lesson well, I hope his parents werent too hard on him

>>717786531
Any similar games like that? (Except goblin conquista)

>>717798819

>>717826614
>Russia is literally an HIV infection spreading to Europe

>>717758849
I don't care what the context is I have no idea how its possible to avoid snapping and beating the shit out of your assailant during that. Especially after its clear he cannot punch worth a damn.

>>717784112
>>717784179
i was hard half the time playing this shit in vr

>>717816405
Nothing, there's a reason only 3rd world countries do it.
Runescape is even more notorious for bot farmers and it's only because runescape gold is worth more than their state currency; Venezuela for example.

>>717828125
Runescape (osrs, namely) was* a viable option for them, but things have changed. Ironically, botting is so rampant that it has tanked the gold market and prices have gone as far down as 5-8x less than what it used to be back in the Venezuelan days.

Prices used to be like .75c/Million GP, now they're as low as .17c and lowest I've seen *this year was below 10c.

>>717808497
kek

>>717799341
SAAR! SAAAAAAR!

>>717789272
LCD's were a mistake. CRT would have tanked that.

>>717758974
That's his dad.
Dude got caught at an internet cafe, probably skipped class or sth.

>>717829812
>CRT would have tanked that
I remember we had one of those massive grey widescreen CRT tv's in our gaming room down in the basement. I was changing some cables in the back but I pushed it too far forward and it dropped 3 feet down onto my brothers ps2. One of the tiles on the floor cracked, the ps2 was smashed but the TV didn't have as much as a scratch in it

>>717809358
>neck snap
every time

>>717791079
Sometimes I feel like I am the only one who actually finished Atomic Heart on /v/.

>>717788847
>need to play on the highest difficulty for literally any challenge whatsoever
>game still is just a standard third person shooter

>>717833103
The Last of Us 2 on grounded is one of the hardest single player experiences ever made in gaming. But you clearly didn't play it otherwise you wouldn't say such stupid shit.
>need to play on the highest difficulty for literally any challenge whatsoever
like with any game ? what's your point ?
>game still is just a standard third person shooter
first of all, there's nothing "standard" about it because it's also a heavily stealth-based game, third...are you implying the game mode should change or something? again - no point

>>717796387
Hit2. From what I've seen it's a shitty korean game with giga coomer skins.

>>717833028
Gynoids aside, it looks interesting. Do you recommend it? Is it like Bioshock?

>>717833349
>The Last of Us 2 on grounded is one of the hardest single player experiences ever made in gaming
ROFLMAO

>>717821083
sovl

>>717789272
>kid fucks up
>realizes he fucked up
>tries to fix it even if it fails
Stupid thing to do but actually worrying over it and trying to fix the situation suggests that he's a good kid despite that. Hopefully he'll have a bright future ahead.

>>717763798
close the toilet you fuckin savage

>>717828383
I don't play runescape; does this mean that swords and armor and shit on the auction house cost like billions of gold?
It reminds me of those pictures of people walking around in zimbabwe with wheelbarrows of cash because it was worthless

>>717836278
It depends on the reason why he's worried. Is it more because he understand the mistake and it's effect on others or because he fears repercussions for himself?

>>717834446
Yes, I enjoyed it more than I thought I would.

Bioshock comparison work with its semi-open world where you are dropped into an open space with extra spots to explore until you hit the next story beat, but make it more Russian, different kind of retro aesthetic and not much in the way of philosophy and ethics, your character is essentially a grunt.

The game’s opening is longer than I anticipated. You won’t hit the semi-open world until well into the intro, which could feel drawn out if you’re eager to explore.
The sidelevels, the test chamber are worth exploring for the fun challenge (I thought it offered some funny puzzles in terms of challenge and visually) plus it has valuable resources and a unique weapon upgrade.
Crafting works better than it seems thanks to 2 good design choices:

Loot sucking: There's a tool that lets you suck up nearby resources, meaning you don't need to manually click every ashtray or trashcan.

Zero Penalty Recycling: Got too many medkits? Just recycle them, changed your mind? you can re-craft without any resource penalty. That flexibility means you don't feel anxious about trying out different things.

I ended up ignoring a few guns, mostly the pistols, but most felt great to use. Melee weapons were strong throughout, and I built toward the “Zvezdochka”.
The buzzsaw-on-a-stick they often showed. Worth the wait. Resource balancing seemed fine for me, though I know some reviewers had trouble affording certain upgrades so I might come with the benefit of patches.
Elemental damage is fun and all around useful, it even affects bosses, so you can freeze a boss which is quite the rarity.

The Soviet sci-fi aesthetic lands well, Mick Gordon’s does the soundtrack
overworld map looks easy to navigate but some spots require a puzzle to open up and enemies respawn. Also worth noting: alarms can call in enemy reinforcements.
Oh and finally, maybe either play in Russian or not english, VA can be annoying otherwise, I played in ITalian

>>717837586
>Mick Gordon’s does the soundtrack
dropped
this fucker is everywhere

>>717837561
he's only a kid, anon, give him a break.

>>717811856
My dick is now diamonds.

>>717759273
Men without daughters will not understand the smile this brings me.

>>717801901
no it's the actor bullshit
>actor walks around area
>actor bumps into player who is in conversation with other NPC
>actor turns to player because reactivity
>actor stands there, idle, facing the player because of reactivity
>ends up walking in front of the NPC speaker/pushing you out of the way
happened multiple times for me

>>717818980
RAD never got enough love.

>>717826614
>>717826753
This is from needle use.

>>717760996
Lmao vaxxies

>>717800878
No shit that's why their women seek the company of more successful, white gentleman. Changs baby wang don't rate.

>>717777501
Im fucking plying I wouldn't

>>717810335
More than enough to grab onto, even if she was gay I'm fat and ugly enough to cure her.

>>717839859
It's because they have money.

>>717799627
The fridge intimidates me sexually.

>>717839432
>w-w-we are not faggots, just drug addicts
even if that was the case, it doesn't make it better, Ivan

Now lets be realistic, Ellie wouldn't be allowed to be a dyke, she'd most certainly move in with Joel and have his kids, I mean it's a little weird, but like she can make babies, plus Joel is kinda hot

>>717826614
are you saying that HIV makes you less gay?

>>717820035
You must be fun at parties.

>>717763798
I could defeat her in combat(fucking)

>>717760996
What about a zombie apocalypse H-game where it makes people horny all the time?

>>717759534
Why does one have a jacket, and the other doesn't?

>>717840503
Best I can give you is Zombie's Retreat and its sequel.

>>717840318
>russian reading comprehension
put down the bottle for once in your life

>>717759026
kek

>>717833393
Yea it looks like shit, thanks.

>>717792773
>>717792896
QRD?

>>717783263
Since that guy didn't deliver

>>717841256
>>717840845
Oh baby

>>717790495
No one wants to look at an old hag's face.

>>717841415
>paw print

>>717841415
artist?

>>717841798
You just know

>>717757670
It's so weird to me that in a game that has an animation for everything from picking up weapons to opening drawers that they couldn't be arsed to add one for detaching the zombies.

>>717841808
Would have been so hot if she conjured up a chastity cage

>>717813564
she has a fat ass

>>717825286
The last time I experienced this was with barotrauma randoms a year back. Good times. Met this one guy who would always rig explosives to the sub doors and we played together on like 10 diff. server/campaigns

>>717841910
Most Sherry mods are by SlumpX but ShinyRose has some good ones too

>>717821096
god, i hated the cerebral bore
such a bullshit gun

>>717759026
They bitch a lot about gaming is dying and stuff but Rivals feels like it belongs 10 or 20 years ago. Iron man and Mr fantastic taking back shots of every female character and venom. People screaming nigger nigger nigger the whole match. It starts to get really sweaty around gm1-c3 but it's still a lot of fun. You can tell NetEase doesn't really care about censorship only me oy. They have the autofilters and that's it. Every match the first instaban is BP I type N in general chat and at least 1 out of three the N bomb is dropped vertically in all of its glory.

>>717840840
>unable to comprehend advanced jokes
>thinks he is smarter than me when he is actually dumber
investigate at the post chain and maybe you can get the joke
>>717796242 >>717798819 >>717826614

>>717844283
>joke
>missing the most crucial part of being funny
put down the bottle