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Anonymous No.717775373 >>717776553 >>717776697 >>717776996 >>717779008 >>717782156 >>717782705 >>717787091 >>717789101 >>717791674
>”I-I-I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE!”
Anonymous No.717775487 >>717775521 >>717775698 >>717775970 >>717783593 >>717784192 >>717787002 >>717790979
does the metaverse still exist?
Anonymous No.717775521 >>717775789
>>717775487
Replaced by "AI"
Anonymous No.717775604
LUIGI NO
Anonymous No.717775698
>>717775487
can something still exist if it never did?
Anonymous No.717775748
>tfw when that $10,000 dollars worth of virtual land goes up from .0000002 to .0000001
Anonymous No.717775758 >>717775875
all those people who took paychecks for Metaverse shit, did any of them for a single moment actually think it was legit?
Anonymous No.717775785
Vinesauce
Anonymous No.717775789 >>717775887 >>717775887 >>717784710
>>717775521
Correction: Metaverse was a completely useless fad.
AI, while also used very frequently as a buzzword, is a useful (if also detrimental) technology that will alter the world.
Anonymous No.717775875 >>717776145
>>717775758
The scam only worked on the elderly and toddlers
Anonymous No.717775887 >>717775916 >>717775947 >>717776012 >>717776045 >>717776297 >>717776323 >>717776478 >>717776567 >>717776732 >>717776769 >>717776904 >>717776931 >>717777634 >>717777867 >>717778401 >>717778874 >>717779321 >>717779552 >>717779690 >>717779965 >>717780025 >>717780027 >>717780652 >>717780715 >>717780717 >>717780873 >>717781062 >>717783027 >>717783342 >>717784316 >>717786156 >>717786330 >>717786449 >>717786781 >>717786901 >>717787102 >>717787313 >>717790371 >>717790417 >>717790559 >>717790621 >>717790857
>>717775789
>>717775789
Name one actual usecase for AI.
Anonymous No.717775916 >>717776061
>>717775887
early detection of cancer
Anonymous No.717775947
>>717775887
It made you seethe
Anonymous No.717775970
>>717775487
The newest scam is AI, get with the time gramps
Anonymous No.717776012
>>717775887
Indian game production
Anonymous No.717776045
>>717775887
making videos that trick people
Anonymous No.717776061 >>717776157
>>717775916
completely useless considering cancer has no cure yet.
Anonymous No.717776145 >>717776289 >>717776406
>>717775875
I get that, I mean all the 1000s of employees and folks who got paid to make Metaverse shit, did they actually think it was a legit service?
Anonymous No.717776157 >>717776574
>>717776061
Anonymous No.717776289
>>717776145
overwhelming majority of people just got paid to do shit. doesn't matter if that job is picking up garbage or coding a search bar
Anonymous No.717776297
>>717775887
well uhm uh that is uh you see ai is good for well uh it helps with SHUT UP SHIT THE FUCK UP AI IS THE FUTURE EVERYONE WILL USE AI WE SPENT TOO MUCH ON IT FOR YOU TO NOT USE JUST USE USE AI USE IT USE IT USE IT USE IT WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.717776323
>>717775887
literally blockchain
Anonymous No.717776406
>>717776145
The majority were either just knowingly scamming people or deluding themselves via motivated reasoning, but there's a kernel of true believers as there is with any tech that sounds vaguely scifi. Mark Zuckerberg burnt billions of dollars on this shit without seeing a dime in return, you don't do that unless you earnestly believe.
Anonymous No.717776478
>>717775887
Outing Elon Musk as the pretentious retard he is
Anonymous No.717776553 >>717776861 >>717776869
>>717775373 (OP)
>Meta allegedly spent $10 billion PER YEAR on developing the Metaverse
>approximately $70 billion total
I will never, ever grasp the insanity of this.

They could have given every single homeless person in America $100,000.
Anonymous No.717776567
>>717775887
For LLMs: Information attainment.
Anonymous No.717776574
>>717776157
Sorry pajeet, dog piss doesnt work
Anonymous No.717776697 >>717790641
>>717775373 (OP)

What metaverse should've been
Anonymous No.717776732
>>717775887
medical diagnosis field is getting BTFO by AI
Anonymous No.717776769 >>717780652
>>717775887
Making me cum
Anonymous No.717776861
>>717776553
>I will never, ever grasp the insanity of this.
Money laundering. Who cares about an idea failing if you now have billions of dollars you can use for tax writeoffs and loopholes.
>This could have given every single homeless person $100,000
People are fed up and CEO's are getting shot for a reason. videogames
Anonymous No.717776869
>>717776553
When will you realize that the richest portions of corporate America are completely out of touch with anything outside of their corporate bubble. Literally everybody was shitting on the metaverse from the start and yet the zucc still poured money into it for YEARS while yes men were tonguing his anus.
Anonymous No.717776904
>>717775887
Generating fake videos of kittens in the holocaust with cancer to scam impressionable boomers
Anonymous No.717776931
>>717775887
Much better at OCR than any OCR program I've ever used
Anonymous No.717776996
>>717775373 (OP)

NOW I'M GETTING PAID CASH WITH ATLAS EARTH
Anonymous No.717777452
Metaverse stuff is still being released, Earth 2 just got an early version released.
It's fucking awful lmao.
Anonymous No.717777634
>>717775887
i'm using it for autocomplete and certain problem solving when i code, it's really useful
Anonymous No.717777867
>>717775887
gay furry porn
Anonymous No.717778175 >>717778931
>visit Atlas Earth reddit out of curiosity
>top player has earned $3000 total!
>he's spent $5000
Anonymous No.717778401
>>717775887
It made me demotivated to make art forever

It can barely make smash movesets for the obscure characters I can put into it

It simulates how soulless therapy actually is, saving me hundreds

It gives answers to questions quickly so I don't have to sift through 10 different reddit threads for 15 minutes

It makes terrible weight gain videos that I can barely fap to

It clogs up discussion everywhere I go, with people, with /v/, with twitch streamers and youtubers and twitter posts and friends in real life
Anonymous No.717778525
ITS ABOUT TO GO NUTS!!
Anonymous No.717778874 >>717779269 >>717780032
>>717775887
locally run ERP bots that simulate my hyper niche fetishes and doesn't complain about it or run off after it orgasms
Anonymous No.717778931
>>717778175
nah bro. it's real money bro. if you speed 2000 hours watching ads they pay out five bucks bro.
Anonymous No.717779008
>>717775373 (OP)
saario
Anonymous No.717779024
I still can't believe Luigi fell for the metaverse scam.
Anonymous No.717779269 >>717779787 >>717780238 >>717780586
>>717778874
>have to stop jerking off and touch your dirty keyboard to type shit, and have to think of what to say
I don't get it.
Anonymous No.717779321 >>717779393 >>717779996 >>717790295
>>717775887
Pattern recognition, complex physics calculations, text processing, and automating creative tasks.
Anonymous No.717779393
>>717779321
@grok is that true?
Anonymous No.717779552
>>717775887
Shitting out low quality assets. Perfect for modern game development
Anonymous No.717779680
i preferred crypto, nst and metaverse to ai
ai is more useless than all of them combined
Anonymous No.717779690
>>717775887
It made me quit the sunk cost that was trying to get good at drawing for 20+ years
Anonymous No.717779787
>>717779269
Anonymous No.717779965 >>717780032 >>717781450
>>717775887
Generating autistically specific smut for me to blow thick ropes to
Anonymous No.717779996 >>717790295
>>717779321
and how is it applied to those, specifically
Anonymous No.717780025
>>717775887
It helps me write annotations for books we publish. Instead of spending like 20 minutes I spend 5-10 to edit the shit it spews. It's by no means good but it provides an okay framework to expand on and lets me work 4 hours a day instead of 6 for the same pay.
Anonymous No.717780027
>>717775887
trolling Vedal
Anonymous No.717780032 >>717780109 >>717780183 >>717780195 >>717780305 >>717786334
>>717779965
>>717778874
such as?
Anonymous No.717780109 >>717780283 >>717780440
>>717780032
Tags: none, of, your, fuckin, business
Anonymous No.717780183
>>717780032
personality excretion and onahole tf
Anonymous No.717780195
>>717780032
mother-son forced nonconsensual scat scaphism
Anonymous No.717780238 >>717780518
>>717779269
Just say your prompt / responses into your mic
Anonymous No.717780283
>>717780109
i'm just going to assume it's futa x male lethal inflation then
Anonymous No.717780305 >>717784104
>>717780032
tile sex
Anonymous No.717780440
>>717780109
it is though, actually
Anonymous No.717780518
>>717780238
but then my parents would hear
Anonymous No.717780586
>>717779269
>He didn't master typing with one hand thanks to over a decade of ERP sessions
LOL
Anonymous No.717780652
>>717775887
using AI as a framework is okay
AS A FRAMEWORK or as >>717776769 said
Anonymous No.717780715 >>717780959 >>717781102
>>717775887
Research of complex systems, since this is where it started (so protein folding)
Due to the the law of large numbers, when you have millions of pieces of data, any form of something being out of the norm starts disappearing.

So you use i.e. AI to simulate a million agents in a traffic simulation since you now don't just simulate the intersection you want to change but an entire city like in Cities Skylines, but you actually DO simulate every single car on there and it has an actual AI with needs, goals, etc. Is every individual agent perfect? No, individually they are all rather flawed. But combine them all and you get a behavior that near perfectly simulates the large interactive systems of an entire traffic network better than ever before.

It's a big reason the push against car dependency became so hot right now. We always knew car dependency was shit, but now we have the simulations to prove that more roads and more lanes can actually DECREASE traffic flow and having more options for cyclists, public transport, etc. can increase traffic flow for the remaining car drivers, even if their roads are now much smaller with fewer lanes.

That's basically what complex systems research is. You have a lot of individual elements that are individually not very complex. But all of these systems combined THAT becomes complex and then it also interacts with a million or more different instances which also changes the outcome. That is where AI shines because that is what machine learning was actually invented for. Every other use case so far is a happy accident in comparison.
Anonymous No.717780717 >>717780959 >>717781294 >>717781539 >>717782561
>>717775887
Porn.

Here's an example I made.
Anonymous No.717780873
>>717775887
Destroying my dick with chatbots tuned to my fetishes
Anonymous No.717780959
>>717780715
>>717780717
The dichotomy of man.
Anonymous No.717781062
>>717775887
Keeps retards happy tricking them into believing they are doing something productive.
Anonymous No.717781102
>>717780715
Everyone has known about the induced demand problem with roads for decades.
The problem has never been the data, the problem is that the people making the decisions about road construction are elected officials and the voting public will always value their (wrong) intuition over facts, so the voting public will keep demanding more lanes even though everyone knows adding lanes will make traffic worse.
Anonymous No.717781294
>>717780717
Me on the left btw.
Anonymous No.717781450
>>717779965
Thick ropes is a hot descriptor desu.
Anonymous No.717781539
>>717780717
Now gen her getting a facial.
Anonymous No.717782156 >>717782827 >>717783078 >>717783137
>>717775373 (OP)
MY APES
THEYRE GONE
Anonymous No.717782561
>>717780717
the tit fox one is better
Anonymous No.717782705 >>717784017 >>717784691 >>717785541 >>717788734
>>717775373 (OP)
I actually "play" this and haven't spent a dime. I make about $25 a month without spending much time other than watching 20 ads a day. Feels good
Anonymous No.717782827 >>717783137
>>717782156
my apes is stolen
Anonymous No.717783027 >>717787005
>>717775887
Roleplay
Asking for advice of any sort
Giving hints on how to properly debug my jank-ass code without going to StackOverflow

I know you retards love to think nothing ever happens, but LLMs are legitimately useful. I say this as someone who didn't even start using Chatgpt until this very year
Anonymous No.717783078 >>717783137 >>717784057
>>717782156
Your apes.......... escaped.....?
Anonymous No.717783137
>>717782156
>>717782827
>>717783078
APE ESCAPE!
Anonymous No.717783329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU8Ch811jQc
Anonymous No.717783342
>>717775887
- Google search that actually works and finds what you're looking for
- Then presents you with the data you want, without all the SEO dressing
Anonymous No.717783593
>>717775487
It's just UGC platforms like Roblox and Fortnite.
Anonymous No.717784017
>>717782705
>600 ads a month
>25 dollars
>24 ads per dollar

Bro are you Venezualan or 12 years old or both.
Anonymous No.717784057
>>717783078
No... they didn’t escape... they EVOLVED...
They're in my crypto wallet now trading NFTs and manipulating the banana futures market.
Anonymous No.717784073
booti all my apes are gone
Anonymous No.717784104 >>717785497
>>717780305
Anonymous No.717784192 >>717791803
>>717775487
... it existed?
Anonymous No.717784316
>>717775887
I use it to quickly debug issues without spending hours googling, works pretty well
and 2D porn, that's about it.
Anonymous No.717784691 >>717785839
>>717782705
>$25 a month
I make that in less than 10 minutes of work. What are you doing with your life bro?
Anonymous No.717784710
>>717775789
I just found out Earth 2 is still going and there is a "gameplay demo" and I laughed good for a bit.
Anonymous No.717785497
>>717784104
jesus christ anon this is a blue board
Anonymous No.717785541
>>717782705
bro I make way more than that in social credit by promoting various causes related to furthering the interests of the Chinese Communist Party what are you doing with your life bro
Anonymous No.717785839 >>717786028 >>717790059
>>717784691
Making an extra $300 a year doing nothing but clicking a button a few times a day. Pretty easy and it will only go up from here. Sure, you make more at work but you also have to work to get it
Anonymous No.717786028
>>717785839
people will rent out and work as landlords for entire houses that they own and make less per month in revenue
Anonymous No.717786156
>>717775887
Jerking off
Anonymous No.717786330
>>717775887
Been generating stories about how (you) are a gaijin who happens to have a drop of blood from a legendary ninja clan and all the ninja girls want (you)r baby, and they range from tomboy to chuuni dork to yamato nadeshiko to girl-next-door to overworked, moody, lonely girl.
Anonymous No.717786334
>>717780032
being transformed into the khajiit Ahnassi's fluffy breasts
Anonymous No.717786449
>>717775887
This board is legitimately retarded
Anonymous No.717786781
>>717775887
I asked it to recommend netorase doujins with happy endings and it did.
>First up, let's talk about "Netorase Club" by Oosawara Sadao. This one's a classic netorase gem where a devoted husband, obsessed with the idea of watching his stunning wife get dominated by other men, signs them up for a secret "club" dedicated to consensual sharing.
Anonymous No.717786901
>>717775887
Google Lens is pretty useful
Anonymous No.717787002
>>717775487
Just you wait bro, it's about to go nuts!
Anonymous No.717787005
>>717783027
>Asking for advice of any sort
If you're unironicallg asking a chatbot for advice, you are mentally fried.
Anonymous No.717787091
>>717775373 (OP)
Nigga, that's nuts.
https://youtu.be/UVza9-PShsc
Anonymous No.717787102
>>717775887
Tabletop roleplay for my fetishes I have enough of a semblance of shame to never inflict on another living person without the mask of anonymity
Anonymous No.717787313
>>717775887
>meme answer
Easy on model porn and soon animated hentai
>Actual answer
Usefull for various fields like medicine and technology, like some anon's said above it was discovered that using it can help to detect early stages of cancer.
Programers see AI as a blessing for writting code and helping them to fix issues asap.
Anonymous No.717788734
>>717782705
This is less than what the immigrant wagies earn by doing ubereats deliveries.
Anonymous No.717789101 >>717789648
>>717775373 (OP)
Anonymous No.717789648
>>717789101
what's up?
that's luigi from mario
a video game
Anonymous No.717790059
>>717785839
>it will only go up from here *until the rugpull*
FTFY
Anonymous No.717790295 >>717790462 >>717790765 >>717790969
>>717779321
>>717779996
nta but
>Pattern recognition
really broad topic, basically ai is much better at computer vision for an arbitrary scene than anything else, it picks out multi-scale features quickly using extremeley limited datasets
>complex physics calculations
that's an entire subfield at this point, fluid mechanics calculation alone is a good application, the biggest however is parameter space search where a MCMC is not feasible to do with an extreme (1000+) free parameters, this applies to quite literally every field of not only physics but science in general
>text processing
one of the first things it solved well and was implemented in all US post office processing, its story is a pretty large focal point in the history of ai at this point:
https://www.buffalo.edu/cubs/research/pioneers-in-ai-systems.html
>and automating creative tasks
kinda self explanatory, thousands of examples online, many of which you dont realize because its ai+human editors together to create whatever work, its a tool for creatives to use, look up david lynch's takes on AI for film and you'll understand pretty well why every serious creative field is already using it

i really wish browns/jeets would stop shilling it as some mythical force or refuse to admit its current limitations, its making it hard to discuss in any online forum seriously
Anonymous No.717790371
>>717775887
spying on you better
Anonymous No.717790417
>>717775887
Selling useless digital garbage to idiots. Oh wait, that was the use for NFTs as well.
Anonymous No.717790462 >>717790838
>>717790295
>solved competition level programming problems
This literally never happened btw
Anonymous No.717790559
>>717775887
You can attach the term "AI" to your startup and get investors to sign on
Anonymous No.717790621
>>717775887
a brain that doesn't smell like rice, beans, or shit
Anonymous No.717790627
FUCK I LOST ALL MY MONEY FUCK U LUIGIII
Anonymous No.717790641
>>717776697
rip the sequel
Anonymous No.717790765
>>717790295
This is the sanest take on AI I've seen on this website.
Anonymous No.717790832 >>717791097
>mfw my brother bought more land in the metaverse
Anonymous No.717790838
>>717790462
various llms do in fact solve competition programming challenges pretty easily, openai, claude, etc. have all demonstrated this capability in the public sphere, google has various models which do really well, etc.
this is like 4+ years old news at this point, to deny it is just showing you don't pay attention to the field
now do these companies exaggerate how well their internal, nonpublic, nonverifiable models are? lmao of course, there's massive financial incentive to do so
but the ones out in the open you can literally either locally host or prompt yourself to show that they can
Anonymous No.717790857
>>717775887
I make niche porn with ir
Anonymous No.717790969 >>717791192
>>717790295
as an assistant, i find ai very useful. unfortunately, ai is going to be used to flood white countries to death with indians that can be paid pennies on the dollar to save the future trillionaires money.
Anonymous No.717790979 >>717791126 >>717791571
>>717775487
The sad part is that metaverse is a really good name (you'd think it was out of a book or something) and I wish that the homos had not used it so that it could be used later when the tech would make it useful or worthwhile.
Anonymous No.717791097
>>717790832
LUIGI NO
Anonymous No.717791126
>>717790979
>(you'd think it was out of a book or something)
Snow crash is the name of the book.
It's pretty good.
Anonymous No.717791192 >>717791465
>>717790969
completely agree and its already been happening for years, i use it for work, personal projects, and have completely replaced google in my life at this point but there are definitely society-level challenges its creating
Anonymous No.717791465
>>717791192
sad that it's a problem that requires not but violence, the one option people will refuse to take.
Anonymous No.717791571
>>717790979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ahYmrwRHNA&list=RD1ahYmrwRHNA&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.717791674
>>717775373 (OP)
I JUST HAD SEX IN THE METAVERSE
Anonymous No.717791803
>>717784192
Yes and no. "Yes" in the sense that the basic definition of a "metaverse" is so vague that you can argue any multiplayer game of any kind is a "metaverse". "No" in the sense that it was always a marketing buzz word for a hypothetical unified market dominating virtual realm which never came into existence despite many attempts because it turns out it provides zero utility to end users and is just way worse than existing methods for pretty much any use case. Same problem they had with trying to push crypto, where every possible use for crypto was much, much worse than existing methods