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Anonymous No.717792934 >>717793049 >>717793175 >>717793181 >>717793234 >>717793294 >>717794571 >>717794753 >>717796125 >>717797008 >>717797212 >>717799536 >>717804605 >>717806024
What’s up Jack?
Anonymous No.717793049 >>717799759
>>717792934 (OP)
Not now Rose, I'm fighting a gay vampire.
Anonymous No.717793175
>>717792934 (OP)
WHATEVER
Anonymous No.717793181
>>717792934 (OP)
>supposed to be some government super soldier
>gets into drama with his "girlfriend" during one of the most pivotal military mission ever

BRAVO KOJIMBO
Anonymous No.717793234
>>717792934 (OP)
I still don't know what day it is, but I got you a gift that can pretty much cover all occasions. it's me, popping out of a giant cake.
Anonymous No.717793294
>>717792934 (OP)
I don't think you're even real Rose
Anonymous No.717794516 >>717794732 >>717795674 >>717805934
>i can fix him
Anonymous No.717794571 >>717795496 >>717795871 >>717809485
>>717792934 (OP)
>cries because he sits in a featureless room with a desk and a bed
Foids not even once
Anonymous No.717794732
>>717794516
>Here's your perfect AI waifu Jack
Anonymous No.717794753
>>717792934 (OP)
This is the only annoying part of the game.
Fuck Rose and fuck MGS4 for bringing her back.
Anonymous No.717795152 >>717799587
>Rose's voice actress played Lilah in Ctrl+Alt+Del The Animated Series
>She did the exact same voice as Rose for her
Anonymous No.717795496 >>717798306
>>717794571
this always makes me laugh because i don't remember her mentioning if the desk even has anything. I just imagine that sitting on a chair in front of the desk staring at the wall is Jack's main hobby.
Anonymous No.717795674 >>717795760 >>717800021
>>717794516
didnt hiimdaisy say she hates mgs now
Anonymous No.717795760
>>717795674
She hates those comics she made and her fans now, she had a meltdown of sorts and made some SJW-friendly comic that nobody read
Anonymous No.717795871 >>717795996 >>717796312 >>717799285 >>717801693 >>717809485 >>717811298
>>717794571
Raiden is a soulless asshole it’s a wonder she fell for him
Anonymous No.717795996
>>717795871
She was a glownigger.
Anonymous No.717796125
>>717792934 (OP)
Anonymous No.717796160
Anonymous No.717796312
>>717795871
>Raiden is a soulless asshole
And Rose is a fickle bitch with a penchant for the hysterics. Raiden has more soul in his upper jaw than Rose ever had in her entire miserable existence.
Anonymous No.717796505 >>717796594
Anonymous No.717796594
>>717796505
Living the dream
Anonymous No.717797008
>>717792934 (OP)
King kong sucked.
Dumb bitch.
*chwee-oo*
Anonymous No.717797212
>>717792934 (OP)
>Youre a real egotistical woman
Anonymous No.717798306
>>717795496
isn't his main hobby just drinking? might not even be that far off
Anonymous No.717799285 >>717799486
>>717795871
I thought she fell for him because the Patriots told her to/made her
Anonymous No.717799417
jack do you know what day it is today?
>jack do you know what day it is today?
jack do you know what day it is today?
>jack do you know what day it is today?
jack do you know what day it is today?
>jack do you know what day it is today?
Anonymous No.717799486
>>717799285
she started dating him because of the patriots but eventually caught feelings
Anonymous No.717799536 >>717800017 >>717800082
>>717792934 (OP)
I skipped a lot of the saving dialogue in both MGS2 and 3.
>Jack I'm sad
>Hey Snake, have you seen this movie nobody gives a fuck about?
Just save my game and shut up.
Anonymous No.717799587
>>717795152
VAs are hacks
Anonymous No.717799759 >>717805606
>>717793049
Anonymous No.717800017 >>717809536
>>717799536
every time I get to a new area I call every single codec contact multiple times until they start repeating themselves. took me 25 hours to beat mgs2 and mgs3 each but the convos were fun.
Anonymous No.717800021 >>717800550
>>717795674
She hates it for a lot of reasons, one of them being that she became a turbo SJW and metal gear games aren't that "woke" with women characters + she hates that till this day the persona and metal gear comics are the most popular things she ever did
Anonymous No.717800082
>>717799536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gVwwhHTJLk
Anonymous No.717800550 >>717804246
>>717800021
>she hates that till this day the persona and metal gear comics are the most popular things she ever did
this is the actual reason, the rest are just various copes
Anonymous No.717801693
>>717795871
his a white guy from coonland
his willy is big big
Anonymous No.717802992
>swallowing a gallon of semen just for the sake of the feds
Do female spies really?
Anonymous No.717803204 >>717805292 >>717809631
Raiden's only organic body parts are his upper head.
What a shitty life.
Does he even have a functioning cybercock?
Anonymous No.717804246
>>717800550
I can understand how it might suck to be known for one thing, but to be known and respected alongside something as popular and beloved as metal gear should be a badge of honor.
Anonymous No.717804605
>>717792934 (OP)
What was the AI thinking listening to these comms?
Anonymous No.717805292
>>717803204
No and he lives in New Zealand of all places. What a grim life he has to lead. No tongue, lower jaw, cock or even a decent slice of land to retire to.
Anonymous No.717805606 >>717805814
>>717799759
I still don't get it.
Anonymous No.717805814 >>717806156
>>717805606

Why "Vamp" Means Bisexual Here
In older slang, especially mid–20th century American and British usage, “vamp” could refer to a seductive person, often implying they could seduce anyone regardless of gender.

It’s a shortening of vampire in the sense of a “sexual vampire” — someone who “preys” on others’ affections.

In queer slang circles (especially in theater, nightlife, and espionage fiction), “vamp” sometimes got associated with bisexual or fluid sexuality because of that “anyone is fair game” subtext.

Kojima’s team was pulling from a grab bag of pulp and spy genre tropes for MGS2, so they probably found it amusing to give the “immortal” knife-fighter a nickname rooted in sexuality rather than just his blood-drinking shtick.

Snake saying it is partly deadpan humor — the player expects “Vamp” to be about his creepy regeneration and blood drinking, but Snake flips it with “nope, it’s because he’s bi.”

It subtly fits Vamp’s seductive, theatrical personality in the game — he’s tactile, flirtatious, and his close relationship with Scott Dolph (who is explicitly stated to be his lover) reinforces the bisexual label.

It’s also very Kojima to throw in strange but oddly specific personal trivia during a life-or-death mission.
Anonymous No.717805874
were you really THAT pissed off about Raiden in 2001? i thought the Colonel being so off and FOXHOUND being back despite Snake wiping them out in MGS1 was intriguing.
Anonymous No.717805934
>>717794516
>Jack

I thought his name was raiden?
Anonymous No.717806024
>>717792934 (OP)
start jjiggling those sweater puppies bitch HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.717806156
>>717805814
>in the sense of a “sexual vampire”
no it's a reference to a theda bara film from 1915
Anonymous No.717807260
Bump
Anonymous No.717807328 >>717807532
Snake have you ever heard of BIG CHUNGUS?
Anonymous No.717807532 >>717808936
>>717807328
Big Chungus!?
Anonymous No.717807632
Why do redditors still want me to hate MGS2 more than 20 years after release?
Anonymous No.717808936
>>717807532
Yes, BIG CHUNGUS! The world renowned meme of an oversized rabbit.
Anonymous No.717809485 >>717811653
>>717794571
>>717795871
What is she mad about? That his room isn't full of anime posters, Funko Pops and framed video games? Raiden is a man's man, he doesn't need that shit.
Anonymous No.717809536
>>717800017
Same
Anonymous No.717809631
>>717803204
Snake and Otacon are men, they probably gave him a giga cyborg dick
Anonymous No.717811298
>>717795871
You didn't beat the game.
Also fuck you, Raiden is cool.
Anonymous No.717811653
>>717809485
Women want men to be materialistically like them