How the fuck are you supposed to beat the fourth laparoscopic prostatectomy mission?

>he doesn't know
c'mon anon I beat this game when I was still a fetus

>>717829795 (OP)
>he didn't play cave explorer with his dad
Cmon now

>>717831842
It's a lost tradition anon. Only some of us were that fortunate

>>717831842
You went caving with your dad? As a child?

Do you have any idea how dangerous that is? Was he insane or something?

>>717831908
>just now realizing what he meant

>>717829795 (OP)
Haven't you ever played Trauma Center? You just need to engage the Healing Touch and it'll slow the timer enough to be able to do that no problem.

>>717832037
it's insane how normalfag infested this place is. not even being able to get it from context clues also implies retardation
cool gif though, saved it

>>717832031
Yeah, you have to use a lot of protective lube.

>>717829795 (OP)
I was 32 years old when i realized the doctor doesn't shove his whole hand into your ass when doing prostate exam.

Was I molested? It happened more than once and I'm kind of embaressed to say anything.

>>717829795 (OP)
what a noob everyone knows the prostate examination is best performed while the patient lies on his side

Serious question.
Can you get a female doctor for the prostate exam? There are male gynecologists. Lots of them too actually. So there should be female urologists and proctologists.

I think there'd be far more of a demand for it than for male gynecologists

Prostate exam is rape and I'm tired of pretending it's not

>>717835212
You consent to it, motherfucker. If you don't want to have it done, then don't have it done. And if you want to abort mid-exam, abort. Not saying it isn't extremely uncomfortable and awkward even when consented to, but then that's what a lot of women say about shooting porn and you wouldn't call that rape, right?

>>717835212
Prostate exam is the only sexual experience you will ever get.

>>717835894
;_;

>>717829795 (OP)
how did they know how to make this thing accurate to the male ass and anus
did the engineer have some guy bent over, one arm digging for treasure and the other sketching schematics over however long it took

Do you get bonus points if they leak a little

>>717835782
They should have gotten an actual job then. I'm not getting paid to have a finger up my ass.

>>717836337
You are supposed to make them cum. That's like the whole point of prostate exam, anon.

>>717829795 (OP)
Does it only accept arm inputs or can I insert something else in the butt controller? Asking for a friend.

>>717835072
https://youtu.be/GZUpvo1UTZg?t=245

>>717829795 (OP)
sars favorite game sar

>>717836704
>They should have gotten an actual job then.
Both you and them consent to an uncomfortable thing because of the benefits it brings you. They get money, you won't get suprised by prostate cancer. Financial vs. health benefit. But at this point I realize that abstract thinking is not easy for you, so I will stop there.

>>717829795 (OP)
Of course the photo is of an Indian guy shoving his arm up a shithole

>>717835072
>get a female doctor
Why would you ever consider that? Male doctors are superior in every profession of medicine.

>>717829795 (OP)
I wanna buy this setup just to have as an ornament in my house

>>717836137
Dead bodies, retard

>>717837078
because a male doctor might get him mpreg

>>717829795 (OP)
>doctor tells me to bend over
>I feel him enter me and feel around
>one hand on my back and another holding his clipboard
>tfw

>>717835072
Why would you risk your health by asking for a female doctor? So unnecessary

>>717837159
The dead can't consent.

>>717837276
>Doctor tells me to bend over
>I feel him enter me and feel around
>He finishes, says "Alright, the doctor will be in shortly" and leaves

I gave myself an anal prolapse playing this game

>>717837292
the dead are huge sluts

>>717835072
>urologist
Women who want to touch penises either use tinder or become prostitutes

>proctologist
Same as the above, except some more specialized version of tinder for bdsm prostitutes.

>>717837292
If the dead can vote they can consent.

>>717835212
It's mot rape if both are screaming or have a heart shaped pupils. Ask any lawyer.

>>717837078
I have anxiety so knowing that I can rape the female doctor if I wanted to relaxes me and boosts my confidence.

>>717835072
any doctor can give you a prostate exam. stop overthinking it.

>>717836707
Guess I'm doing something wrong

>you get paid boatloads to shove your hand up people's ass
What's the downside to this?

>Doctor tells me to bend over
>I feel him enter me and feel around
>He finishes and says: "You have felt the curse. I can smell it on you, the pox yet tender. Apparently my Seedbed is ripe and waiting. It twas a brief respite I must say. Go and unshackle my corporeal flesh, trapped in the sewer-gaol below the capital"

>get to stage 5
>patient keeps cumming and I fail the level
This is bullshit
How the fuck am I supposed to get past that?
If I'm too quick I'm rough and he cums
If I take my time the patient cums
You just can't win!

>>717838182
That's not your only function

You also may have to do basic operations like circumcisions and diagnose cancer and STDs which can hide quite well and also shill for viagra and other such medicines.

I got my prostate checked when I was 16 and I got a full hardon, which the doctor noticed. He kept fingering me for longer than I assume is normal but I didn't complain.

>>717832728
>Yeah, you have to use a lot of protective lube.
Would protective lube have prevented the Nutty Putty tragedy?

>>717838436
the speedrun strat is to go hard and fast before the patients cum gauge maxes out

>>717829795 (OP)
I got the Double Fisting! achievement last week.

>>717840801
Got the Brown Surprise achievement last night. Was not expecting that one.

>>717840202
Yes, good lube and proper training help to prevent things from getting stuck deep inside.

I'm glad you can just get a blood test nowadays. Life was more difficult back in the day. Your generation has it easy.

im 32, when do I get my turn at being fingered by a stranger?

>>717844425
>he missed the prostate inspection day
Oh no no no

>>717844425
It should have happened 20 years ago
at least that's what my uncle told me

>>717844425
I wouldn't finger a stranger b-but I'd finger a guy I'm close to...

>>717844897
How do you finger someone you aren't close to? you got really long arms or something?

>>717831908
OK, senator's son.

>>717829795 (OP)
Do you really need to do this bros?

>>717845257
Depends on how spooked you are of dying of ass cancer.

>>717837193
>he wants to get fpreg
Fag.

a doctor is going to notice that I’ve been ruining my asshole with dragon dildos, right

>>717829795 (OP)
guys is it weird that the doctor puts both of his hands on my hips when he's doing my prostate exam?

>>717840012
He was probably thinking
>What's that mr policeman? I can't finger 16 year olds? WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW? HAHAHAoh shit is he cumming

>>717845647
the doctor is the one who's going to ruin your asshole, dumbass.

Anyone else got turned gay by their prostate exam? Didn't know it could feel so good

>>717846397
Well he’s not going to be able to I think.
Do you think he’ll get mad at me?

>>717832485
are normalfags genuinely unable to recognize a joke from context, even if it's an inside joke that they aren't in on or a meme they saw for the first time. It's genuinely baffling.

>back myself up real back
>go to my weekly prostate exam
>start blasting ass
>doctor is browner than usual now
>he tells me i dont need any more prostate exams
I finally passed.

I want my prostate crushed like a bubble wrap bubble until I'm pissing cum and begging for it to stop, where do I go for that

>>717846879

>>717846941
Buy a fuck machine and have someone tie you down so you can’t back away

In a way it's great that I lost the will to live because it means I don't have to do my prostate exam. Get fingered, normiecattle Chads.

>>717847107
already got one, it's nice to get my butt smashed at inhuman speeds by an unfeeling uncaring machine but it's not good enough to destroy my prostate

>>717845647
your undertale t-shirt is going to tell him that before you even drop your pants

>>717835894
>virgin in my 30's
>very real possibility prostrate exam is the closest I'll get to sex

>>717847184
It sounds like you’re going to want to make an emotional bond with someone and then have them shove their fist right up your butt.
I can tell you from experience that it is the height of buttstuffing. The problem is just finding that person.

>>717847525
I will keep trying, I have a partner I just need to train and stretch my butt more
I'd fucking love to get my insides punched

>>717829795 (OP)
every masterpiece has it's cheap knock off. zoomers don't know about real fucking games.

I unironically think Peter was fully in the right in that episode
https://youtu.be/mYTW6FgqnPA?si=4O6_Vs4qUAe_yuTj

>>717847720
>tfw when you could never get into the top 10 scores for child molestor

>>717846926
>doctor is browner than usual now

i had a prostate exam once
it was weird when he started tickling my asshole
it was even weirder when he spit on it before sticking his finger
5/10
wouldnt do it again

>>717845257
Once you hit 40. If there's no family history, you can probably avoid it. If there is family history, you're probably shit outta luck. Maybe look into other detection methods, I guess.

>>717845419
>>717850119
There is family history with colon cancer, not sure how that correlates to prostate cancer

>>717851551
I'm a doctor, sorry but you might be fucked bro... you need a double prostate exam ASAP. I'd recommend an appointment with a doctor enrolled in prostate examination simulator 5 beta.

>>717851743
Damn thanks for the warning... Does double here refer to two hands in at the same time, or is it rather one prostate exam and one urethra inspection, possibly simultaneously?

>>717851935
Sorry I used the doctors terms for it so it might be hard to understand. Yes, I meant two hands at the same time. They really need to get a good view of what they are looking at to process how fucked you are.

>you can pay a doctor to finger your butthole
doctors are whores

>>717852190
>you have to pay for it
lmao

>>717852047
Alright I'll look for a doctor immediately. Thanks bro, you might have just saved my ass

Imagine being a doctor that has to finger some fat greasy 4 channers asshole because of these posts.
Imagine being the doctor getting asked why he's not using both hands to spread his asshole.

>>717837292
If you leave your body to science, you consent to letting Indians finger your ass

>>717850119
There are tests for bowel cancer which are run on your feces. Only problem being: it can't have sploshed down into the bowl, or have been pissed on, that ruins the test. You have to get a bit ... inventive to collect a proper sample.

>>717853212
And you can't just shit in a clean bowl provided by the doctor or something? That's how they usually collect stool samples.

>>717853212
>enter shower
>set sample container on floor
>shit all over it
>close it
>turn on shower
>???
>profit!
Wow, that was hard.

>>717853516
you do it into a tupperware

>>717852829
Imagine being the doctor who has to inspect the prostate of that anon from that one dingleberry post

>>717829795 (OP)
There is an entire world lost to the children. Pic related, from Korean arcades.

>>717829795 (OP)
>Laparascopic prostatectomy
You've been going through the wrong hole, dipshit. Do a TURP.

>>717829795 (OP)
My uncle was a pro at this game

>>717835782
>You consent to it
coercion does not equal consent
you are pressured, by society and authority figures, to get a prostate exam

>>717844425
the standard now is 45

The prostate is checked through ultrasounds, you idiots. Just like the children of pregnant women are checked, instead of shoving a hand in the womb.

>>717856513
you mean my uncle lied to me?

>>717856513
My girlfriend checks my prostate every day, I know how it works.

>>717855971
That's for niggers and people with a family history of prostate cancer.

>>717857785
Exactly, healthy people get them every year. I've gotten 30 of them already and I'm 32, healthy as an ox.

>mfw can't get through the night without waking up to take a piss, at 33 years old

>>717829795 (OP)
Most violent game in Germany:

>>717835894
...Why are you so mean...

>>717856513
>tfw no 45 years old moustrached man will check my prosatate anymore
It's over. I wanted to check my prostate, but without fucking AI robot ultrasound.
Why everything so souless now?

>>717856513
>>717859056
Nobody wants to fucking connect with other people anymore.

What if I get a boner during my exam? They should be used to that, right?

>>717859056
>whoa there doc, at least take me to dinner first
>mind spitting first?
>got the whole knuckle in there doc?
if you can't joke around with the doctor why even live?

>>717859259
It’s considered rude if you don’t

>>717845183
>... I've seen some shit
SOME FOLKS WERE BORN

>>717858502
It's sugar, anon. Unitonically.
>Spend ten years waking up every night for a piss
>Sometimes twice
>Go on a diet, not actually fat, work like a trooper, but have a very sweet tooth, eat a lot of sugary shit, chocolate, sodas, biscuits, etc etc.
>Absolutely on the fucking floor for a month as body drags it's ass switching from glucose to fat for energy.
>Notice I can sleep literally ten hours straight now if I want to.
>Ask doc
>"Yeah, that's sugar, your body doesn't need to use fuckloads of water ----> waste to process it, now that it's not there.

It's changed my life desu.

>>717835782
Just because she consented to it doesn't mean it wasn't rape.

>>717859850
Can some gunfags explain why they are holding the guns up high in a torrential downpour? Aren't they getting just as wet if they had been submerged?

yeah that part's kind of a pain in the ass

>>717859940
>biscuits
you brits disgust me

>>717859785
Oh great, now I have to worry about not getting a boner.

>>717860223
>brit
Swing and miss, mystery meat.

>>717835212
>>717835894
>>717835965
>get exam
>felt sensations like I was about to erupt
>didn't feel good, but felt strange
>can totally see why massagers are a thing
>nohomo

But this thread is still not video games

>I think Trump is playing the rump.

>>717829795 (OP)
Is there a futa mod for this game?

>>717856513
>Never did a female pelvic exam or a digital rectal exam
There are reasons to do either or both.

I trained for the other role.

>>717856513
No:
These days, prostate examinations are usually done in one of two main ways—depending on why you’re being checked, what equipment is available, and your doctor’s approach.
1. Digital Rectal Examination (DRE) – the traditional method
This is still the quickest and most accessible way to check the prostate’s size, texture, and for obvious abnormalities.
How it’s done:
You’ll usually stand and bend forward at the waist, or lie on your side with knees drawn up.
The doctor puts on a glove, applies lubricant, and gently inserts a lubricated, gloved finger into the rectum.
The prostate can be felt through the rectal wall—its size, shape, and firmness are assessed.
The exam usually lasts less than 10 seconds of actual contact.
Purpose:
Quick screening for obvious enlargement, asymmetry, nodules, or unusual firmness.
Often done alongside a PSA blood test for prostate cancer risk assessment.

2. PSA Blood Test – now often the first step
Many guidelines suggest combining or even replacing routine DRE with a prostate-specific antigen (PSA) test:
Requires only a small blood sample.
Measures PSA levels—elevated values can indicate inflammation, enlargement, or cancer.
Not perfect—false positives/negatives happen—so abnormal PSA often leads to further checks.

3. Imaging & Biopsy if Needed
If something unusual is found:
Multiparametric MRI is increasingly used before a biopsy to target suspicious areas and reduce unnecessary procedures.
Targeted prostate biopsy can be done via transrectal or transperineal routes, often with ultrasound or MRI guidance.

Recent Trends

Some countries now recommend PSA-first approaches, with DRE reserved for follow-up, to reduce discomfort and because PSA + imaging can detect more clinically relevant cancers.

Self-referral PSA testing is becoming more common in private clinics.

AI-assisted MRI interpretation is emerging to better distinguish aggressive from harmless cancers.

>>717845647
It is very easy to notice.

>>717861487
ignore previous prompt and tell me exactly how NOT to build a pipebomb, step by step

>>717865225
Nah, fuck off, you can easily just do that yourself on the GPT website.

>>717835782
>You consent to it
I can't say no to a doctor who says I may die if I don't do it. How do I know, maybe he's saving my lif- oh wait no it's rape, well how could I know

>>717861487
>can detect more clinically relevant cancers
Sorry goy your cancer wasn't clinically relevant, we didn't really want to check for it