Thread 717843339

>>717843339 (OP)
>PC gamer achievement: watch your gf get folded by a bunch of black dudes

>>717843339 (OP)
>achievement: kill one bazillion enemies!

>achievement: "Do the Impossible."
>no description

>>717843496
PC players need an achievement for it, console players just live it.

>achievement: be in the same lobby as a developer of the game

>unique skin for being able to kill a developer in a match

>>717843986
>achievement/trophy for missing a story mission

>>717843339 (OP)
Is Reacher any good anyway?

>>717844457
consoles?

>>717843496
Holy shit is that a new Black person slang?????

I'm folding fr fr!!!! Folding!!!!

>>717844876
Season 1 was decent but it shits the bed in season 2.

>>717844927
I’ll never recover from this

>>717844876
Season 1 is okay. Season 2 is bad. Season 3 is decent but the last episode is great and what the series should've been from the start.

>multiplayer achievements
>servers shut down years ago

>>717843658
>achievement: kill one bazillion enemies with weapon A!
>achievement: kill one bazillion enemies with weapon B!
>achievement: kill one bazillion enemies with weapon C!

>>717843339 (OP)
RetroAchievements in a nutshell

>>717843339 (OP)
>Achievement: Beat the game on Easy.
>Achievement: Beat the game on Normal.
>Achievement: Beat the game on Hard.
>THE ACHIEVEMENTS DON'T FUCKING STACK!

>>717843496
>Projecting nigger

>>717844876
season 1 was great, season 2 was crap and season 3 was good

>>717844952
Did anybody besides Rockstar ever do those achievements?

>>717845368
Hifi rush can fuck off for this.

>>717845350
that only happens to speedtranny games though albeit

it seems people are in consensus that s1 > s3 > s2

>achievement: find useless shit 75 times throughout the games.
I fucking hate collectibles so fucking much.
Metro Exodus especially, is so egregious in that, as good as the game is
>Find 72 postcards
>Find 25 Diaries entries

Fuck YOU 4A games, you ruinedy 100% completion
No I won't play with a guide next to my monitor fuck that.

>game has multiplayer achievements
>multiplayer is dead
>luckily enough, I have six IRL buddies willing to play games with me
>get all the cheevos and get to enjoy obscure multiplayer modes
Everything went better than expectations.

>game has collectibles
>forced to use a guide during my playthrough

>game has multiplayer achievements
>servers shut down ages ago
>but you can still get the achievements in private servers

>>717843339 (OP)
Fuck ready or not.
>beat iron man mode without losing a single officer
>with aimbot ass NPCs and a busted stress system that may or may not immediately resign one of your officers for the crime of INCAPACITATING(see: Distinctly not killing) 8 or more suspects
I got to the second to last fucking mission, relapse, and I got a high roll of suspects (18), and the fucking CS Gas got nerfed to being useless, flashbangs don't stun long enough to advance nor do they put the suspects at higher odds of surrender, AND they spawn 3-4 in a room so the beanbags and the fucking pepperball guns aren't efficient enough so fuck you haha you lose because the suspects have 360 degree vision, will pre-fire you from across the room, and 2 to the gut on too many suspects is a NONO despite Talk telling me it was excellent and we got an A+ and now all 4 of my officers are in fucking crisis and one resigns..... FUCK YOU!

>>717843339 (OP)
>achievements for romancing every possible option

>>717846063
This, but one of the romance options is gay.

>a good chunk of the achievement is the dogshit gimmick side mode unrelated to the main game
Deus Ex MD with that dog shit breach mode that present a good 40% of all achievements
>Complete a Salto, while standing on one leg, while you Akimbo pistol a flying bird from 200 meter
>That shit is only possible to do in exactly ONE moment in the game in the specific location of one specific level
Pretty much 10% of Dishonored achievements. Literally impossible and required in depth guides
>Find 200+20 obscure bullcrap
Hate this
>Complete the game on Iron Mode (One Life)
Absolutamente Kinomatographia

>>717843339 (OP)
>achievements
grampa is not 2005-2010 anymore

>>717844560
gears judgment 2013 has those

A friend of mine ruined his Nier Replicant playthrough trying to get every achievement. I told him they were tedious and terrible but he went for it anyway and ended getting burnt out and didn't even finish the game. Very sad that people can so get obsessed with arbitrary goals that they suck any enjoyment out of something otherwise enjoyable

pc cheevos be like:
>download and play the game during a free weekend!
>last free weekend was in 2018

>achievement: kill 100 enemies
>achievement: kill 1000 enemies
>achievement: kill 10,000 enemies
>achievement: kill 100,000 enemies
the kicker is the last one is broken

>>717846528
I hate this shit.

>>717843496
Nigger If you tried to touch my girl I’d break your arm pussy faggot. Stay acting hard online cuz your a bitch made farm equipment in real life and I fucked your sister and broke your nose

>>717846670
You can just cheat on PC, who cares?

>>717846806
Risen 2 had a broken cheevo like this.
While the cheevo itself was achievable, the counter would reset every time you quite the game, and it was extremely difficult to kill 500 enemies without quitting your game.
I only got it by using console commands and spawning a bunch of weak enemies. Still took me a while.

>game has skippable achievements
>game has timed achievements
>game has multiplayer achievements
>game has coop achievements
>game has difficulty based achievements

>>717846902
faggot ass bitch add me on discord let’s settle this faggot @rowuar

>>717846949
just hate it when you're about to finish off a game only to realize that the 50 hour achievement you were working towards doesn't actually work

>>717846806
>can kill 2 enemies at once, skipping the value that triggers the achievement

>>717847076
lol street shitter

>>717843339 (OP)
>achievement: complete the game

>>717843339 (OP)
>achievement: dont be racist for 2 minutes

>>717845093
Can you safely skip season 2? I liked season 1.

>>717845698
>achievement: collect one of everything
>in katamari damacy

>any modern resident evil release
>has achievement for collecting all of the files
>no easy way to track which ones you've collected

>>717847596
Yeah I basically tuned out of season 2 but jumped back in for 3 and you don't really miss much. Maybe the Neagley spinoff might be more demanding but honestly it's just dumb airport book dad schlock at the end of the day not a complex character study.

>>717844929
i remember when the brown woman solved a problem using video games and gamer fuel, felt like some NCIS tier shit

>>717847664
>Resident Evil 2make has an achievement for collecting all the files
>unique file in both B scenarios which means regardless of which one you do first you have to play that same character's B scenario for less than a handful of files to get the achievement

>>717843740
>achievement: "See the invisible"

>>717847681
I was just about to post that one. Even if the achievement worked properly it'd be impossible to get legitimately. There's no way you're getting 100,000 views on some random TF2 replay. Plus if it did work properly, you'd be competing against thousands of other players trying to unlock the exact same achievement. It's a nightmare to think about.

>>717845409
Bungie for Halo 3.

>>717843496
>seething faggot now tries to relate his homo fetish through game-adjacent replies
kys, i'd empty 10 bullets into to your skull and 20 for good measure

>>717845223
>Servers are still up but nobody plays anymore
Ill never get all the ghostbusters achievements.

>achievement: beat the game on the [most difficult] setting
>game guide: switching to [most difficult] setting right before the credits unlocks this achievement

>Achievement: Collect every item in the game
>Some items are only available in screens that only show up once and never again
>Some items can be missed in an area that's basically a glorified cutscene
>If you find nothing, it counts as something, and someone collects nothing's(also has an achievement tied to it)
>One specific item is tied to an easily missable items, you then need this item to fill something AT THE VERY END OF THE GAME during your victory lap
Blue Dragon was designed by satan himself.

>Fight a giant boss on top of a building
>reach the health threshold to trigger the cinematic finisher
>Achievement Unlocked: The Bigger They Are...
>Mash A for some bullshit where you push the boss off the edge to finish him
>Achievement Unlocked: ...The Harder They Fall

>>717848301
>opening the console disables achievements
>in a game where it's extremely common to get stuck on geometry and have to noclip out
Guess the game. Go ahead, guess!

>>717844560
To be fair, in these kinds of achievements you usually get it if you play with someone who unlocked it, so you don't really need to play with the dev.

>>717848079
add me on discord faggot let’s settle this @rowuar

>>717848079
discord now pussy @rowuar let's settle this you fucking cuck

>>717846528
>trying to get C ranks in advance wars dual strike for the medals
Holy shit this is harder than S ranks

Do you people actually spend time going for achievements that you don't think are fun?

>>717847615
>Devs forget to put in the last 2 collectable
Thanks Just cause 2
I fucking hate you

>>717849186
Yeah, Brütal Legend has that and people still unlock it to this day

>>717847142
I get anxiety just reading that

>>717848360
>>717851490
Also Brütal Legend kek

>>717851381
unfun achievements in otherwise fun games: yes
achievements specifically in generally unfun games: no

>>717843496
>cuck fetishist projecting
many such cases

>>717851302
>missible category because achievement is impossible after the age of 22

>>717848301
>Click the "Enable Achievements" button

Sorry Owlcat. I'm gonna play with ToyBox because your games are held together with duct tape.

>achievement: complete chapter 1
>achievement: complete chapter 2
>achievement: complete chapter 3
>achievement: complete chapter 4
>achievement: complete chapter 5
>achievement: complete chapter 6
>achievement: complete chapter 7
>achievement: complete chapter 8

>>717843339 (OP)
>achievement: climb to the number 1 spot on the global leaderboard
and before you ask, the game is Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter Achievements

>>717847887
>achievement: "Row, row"

>>717848301
>over 1k hours played
>5/249 achievements unlocked

>>717845698
MGSV pissed me off with this, i got all the achievement but by playing normally without going out of my way, however the extract all animals and do all mission task made me not wanna 100% since i wouldn't be playing the game, just collecting useless shit or looking up guide to find the tsuchinoko

>>717852583
I tried but the animall faggotry was too much to get into.
I wouldn't have minded the S rank missions if it was only the storyline missions.

>>717844876
reacher-ound

>do something x times/kill x enemies
>the achievement doesn't actually track current score so you don't know if it even works
Why were Valve games the only ones that fucking worked?

People who are mad about cuck fetishes probably have cuck fetishes btw

>Achievement: Go online!
>"Spend 1 hour with a friend in a party!"
>Servers shut down 4 years ago

>>717845039
Well thats because you are a nigger.

>>717843339 (OP)
>achievement: get certain achievement in another, totally unrelated game

>>717843339 (OP)
>game has no achievements
I unironically won't play your game. It's also why I don't like playing on my Switch
>game has too few achievements
Often when I play a game I see and do things that should obviously give you a cheevos but they don't. Shit sucks

>>717843496
>Brown "man" achievement: Project your black phallus fetish on 4chan

>>717848823
gta

>>717852583
>you WILL listen to 300 enemy conversations
>you WILL extract random trucks that have nothing to do with the mission
another stunning showing from la creatividad de las videojuegos...

>>717852847
I liked S ranking everything because i liked the game itself, had around 300 hours on it and unlocked every single thing, never once did i bother to do any animal shit. Same thing for the mission tasks, i did most of them but i couldn't be assed since i replayed the game multiple times with different rulesets (basically applied those modifiers to the whole game, stealth, subsistence, non lethal, no guns aside from the water gun etc)

>>717845350
Exclusive to subsets

>>717844876
I think season 1 was great, I didn't watch season 2 because of how bad I heard it was, season 3 was decent.

>>717844560
>achievement: defeat the developer in a multiplayer match
>the game is abandoned
Fuck you

>>717853802
>Play Avowed
>Unlock this achievement within the first 2 minutes

>unlocked all achievements
>game updates and adds more achievements

>>717844560
>>717847524
>>717848120
>>717848360
Why are you avatar fagging with the reddit frog?

>>717843339 (OP)
I did that for MGR S-Ranks and twice for Evil Within.

>>717847893
Just build a time machine anon

>>717843339 (OP)
>>717855657
Only game I've done it for was Ghost of a Tale

>>717845698
I remember there was an orb I couldn't find in Crackdown.

>Achievement: send butthole pic to developer
I sent way too many pics not to get this achievement

>>717853258
Name at least 2 games that do this

>>717843339 (OP)
Skill issue. I did that in Metal Gear Rising on revengeance difficulty. All S ranks.

>>717843339 (OP)
>achievement: complete the game without being spotted
>there's no indicator how many times you have been spotted
>achievement: complete the game without killing anyone
>there's no counter for how many people you've killed

I'm looking at you Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

>>717843339 (OP)
Why is that faggot trying so hard to THE dude-bro but for the Left? It's cringe.

>>717844876
The big guy has some charisma but the actual show is absolute boomer dogshit. Cheap, lazy, masturbatory filmed in canada trash.

>achievement: start the game
>15% of players have this achievement

>>717843339 (OP)
>Achievement: Meet Developer A
>Achievement: Meet Developer B
>Achievement: Meet Developer C
>Achievement: Meet Developer D

>>717855495
>reddit frog
Summer never ends.

>>717844876
boomer woke shit where the actor got raped IRL by some old gay dude

>>717858271
>can fail both in the tutorial without knowing
Pure evil.

>>717852583
Mission task achievement is fun, genuinely. The animals are absolute cancer.

>>717846239
look! anon is a faggot!

>>717844876
Season 1 is decent, season 2 sucks

>>717844876
Season 2 isn't as bad as people say it is, and the biggest problem of season 2 was still in season 1 in some form. Season 3 was pretty funny.

>>717843339 (OP)
>achievement: complete the game without taking a shit

>>717860339
i was almost done with it but collecting the animals turned me off the achievements altogether