Thread 717861852

Do you still go to arcades, /v/?

No amount of deodorant will cover up THAT smell

the long arm of the law gets even longer

>needing classes on hygiene
Typical backshot baby behavior.

Sometimes, I think they are nice

>>717862139
hi LTG

>>717861852 (OP)
>teaching niggers, jeets, trannies, autists, faggots to wash
meanwhile chinks are building space stations and have clean cities despite 1.5 billion people living there
oh yeah, they didn't sacrifice their future to cater to subhuman races and mentally ill asylum patients

>>717861852 (OP)
>Guests over 18
How can they get away with this blatant ageism??

>>717863437
Age discrimination is de facto only for the elderly, even though de jure it applies to everyone.

>>717862750
He's an honest voice for the black community.

>>717863437
its a joke

>>717861852 (OP)
If you think deodorant makes you smell nice you are mistaken

>>717866092
>t. smells like putrid ass

>>717866385
I work out and shower daily. You do neither of these things, projecting tranny.
Deodorant won't fix your smell. Just like how hormones won't make you a woman.

>>717866716
So defensive. You must reek like shit. STINKY

>>717866716
>Deodorant won't fix your smell
Yes it will. You'll smell of deodorant not sweat. That's the whole premise of deodorant

>>717861852 (OP)
Before of teaching proper deadorant application they should offer educational programs about showering regularly, with a special focus on armpit-washing techniques.

>>717866716
Use antiperspirant.

>>717861852 (OP)
There's only a Boomers near me. Most of those game haven't changed since 2005 and I've played them all already or they're mobile games in a cabinet.
Theaters only have a handful of games that they again haven't changed out in almost two decades.

>>717866716
I bet you don't even use Dr. Squatch soap.

Why do nerds of any persuasion - be it video games, trading cards, anime, comics or tabletop gaming - have such an issue with basic hygiene?

>>717870790
Taking showers and taking care of yourself in general takes time away from hobbies.

>>717870790
It's the last form of gatekeeping nerds have left

It's disgusting, it's abhorrent, it's a crime against nature to say, but nerds should be absolutely sweaty and disgusting. When they say they want you to clean up, they want the entire scene cleaned up. The natural, wretched musk of a nerd physically repels normalfags, who want nerds gone regardless of whether they smell nice or not. It is a salty, sweaty, tangy, milk-curdling shield.

>>717861852 (OP)
Deodorant means nothing if you're in a confined area with other people that isnt cooled to freezer temperature.
t. Someone who actually touches grass

>>717871528
There's a big, big difference between "sweating because of a hot day" and "week old stale BO on dirty clothes mixed with urine and possibly semen", the latter of which is an issue with nerds.

>>717870790
Nerds have parents who live in the bathroom, sitting on the single toilet in the house for hours doing fuckall.
That's why they become nerds, they can't shit and wash when they need to, so they pass the time with idle entertainment and get used to the rank.

>>717861852 (OP)
when i lived near one i went everyday
>>717870790
everytime i try to take a shower some fucker turns on the washing machine or the dishwasher

>>717870790
They are usually fat and eat like shit.

>>717870790
Playing shit like DDR is a different animal compared to those other activities.

>>717861852 (OP)

this shit has always amazed me. i remember getting shit because i said on neogaf the smell at the end of e3 was some of the mustiest shit ive ever smelled and i got a lot of people bitching at me with variants of "they cant control it and shit like that. if that were the case you wouldnt be all in peoples personal space knowing you could smell like shit. the reality was that these trashbags didnt like to shower and didnt care. the smash community is the perfect example of that

>>717863828

dude collects piss bottles.

>>717872382
Holy shit a faggot!

I will not apply the deodorant
I will not wash my ass
I will not have sex

Play IIDX

>>717861852 (OP)
Did people forget about showers or something?
If you use deodorant but literally never clean your body you'll have musk that smells horribly putrid MIXED with deodorant.

>>717872614
Based
Cringe
Based

>>717861852 (OP)
This is a witch hunt

>>717862241
Why do trannies wear grandma dresses

>>717872407
He wants to be white so fuckin bad.

>>717872429
I am 110% heterosexual, unlike you omnisexual zoomers.

>>717872758
Good shit good shit. Even Pop'n is acceptable.

>>717866092
I can't believe how many autists in the day thought you cos just use axe instead of showering

>>717869779
They should also teach that their neovaginas are made of colon tissue so no amount of hygiene will make it go away

>>717873123
Must be a bullshit autism sensory thing. Even Chris-chan was guilty of that.

>>717866385
He's right.
Deodorant is to stop you sweating.
You apply deodorant after a shower, you do not use it as a shower replacement.

>>717869470
Cunt, I wouldn't be surprised to find you use bodyspray, not anti-perspirant.

>>717870790
A lot of them never go anywhere so they're never around people who could smell their gamer essence

>>717871446
>It is a salty, sweaty, tangy, milk-curdling shield

>>717873123
>>717873240
What did that troll years and years ago say after they encountered him in the flesh? He smelled like "rotting watermelons badly masked by cheap deodorant".

>>717870790
I'm autistic and ocd and adhd
hygiene is really hard for me, I never go outside so I don't see a point until my teeth start rotting out of my head and I kill myself

>>717873240
>sonichu my sweet, you smell great! Did you shower?
>NO!

>>717873448
>hygiene is really hard
It doesn't matter how autistic you are, hopping in the shower for 10 minutes isn't hard.

>>717861852 (OP)
I haven't even seen an arcade in the last 10 years.

>>717873579
it is hard when I can't even wipe my own ass because I get bored within seconds and then stare at the bathroom tiles on the floor for half an hour

>>717870790
too busy thinking about the grind, the hustle

>>717873585
They don't really exist on their own anymore. Most of them are barcades for 35 year olds

>>717873704
Are you like 400 lbs?

>>717873704
That's not autism, you're just a lazy retard.

>>717873585
Went to Dave & Busters for the first time for my birthday. Was fun but goddamn I spent way too much cash.

>>717861852 (OP)
Imagine the smell of their colon. GOD DAMN!

>>717873863
Who asked?

>>717873704
Get a bidet. It's life changing.

>>717873801
no
>>717873806
that's adhd
>>717874017
my dad refuses to because he's racist against europeans

>>717862241
Troonis and Gashhead
Gay and Missing Knob
Troon and Trooner

>>717870790
If you have to ask then you dont belong here

>>717873863
>Dave & Busters
You must've gone crazy on their cut the rope and flappy bird cabinets

>>717871528
Chlorinated water works though, soak in that for an hour and no other scent will leak from you

>>717872227
I remember this being a problem back in the 90s, but haven't dealt with it for decades. Flushing the toilet on someone showering used to be a classic spite.

>>717873448
>10-20 min every 3-4 days
>2 min twice a day
Wow so difficult to plan your life around.

>>717875591
I don't know how people can go multiple days without showering
If I don't wash every single day then I feel like shit

>>717874889
>Cut the rope cabinet

>>717875671
It's an arcade game about saving troons before they die

>used to have hygiene issues
>now I can barely go more than one day without a shower

>>717872990
I just realized that's probably where the term 'tranny' came from

>>717875660
>>717875591
being dirty is comfy
i like my own smell
i can't handle the level of tedium it takes to brush my teeth or shower and then dry myself off and have to change all the clothes I've been wearing when i can't do my own laundry at home because the washing machine hasn't worked for years

>>717861852 (OP)
wtf is that reel?????

>>717871446
lel

>>717872990
Moo moos and the like are the only female clothes that hide your body shape while still being feminine.

>>717870790
Only way for them to project aura

>>717875904
>Tedium
In the amount of time it took you to make this post you could have brushed your teeth, or at the minimum used mouth wash.

>>717863437
Ageism is 100% legal as long as you aren't discriminating against someone for being older than 45.

>>717876169
you don't understand adhd

>>717876194
I understand that you're just a coping retard
If it was really that bad you would be on meds for it

>>717870790
The secret hidden strat is that if i can smell myself and im filthy it actually discourages me from fapping

After i shower i only want to do it more

>>717875904
>Can't stand tedium
>Probably plays MMOs and gatcha games
Post your recent played games.

>>717875660
I don't build up stink as fast. I'll shower more frequently if I'm doing anything that makes me sweat a lot, but I'm not a sweaty guy.
>>717875904
If you don't take care of your teeth ASAP, you're gonna be paying for that tedium in spades later on. You need to force yourself to never go to bed with grimy teeth or you're gonna be in a world of hurt, both physically and financially.
>i can't do my own laundry at home because the washing machine hasn't worked for years
So get it fixed or get a new one.

>>717876194
>>717873448
You shouldn't wait for your teeth to rot. just kill yourself now and do everyone in your life and on this board a favor.

>>717876194
I have adhd and I know damn well what is needed to get in the habit. I also know how much it costs to get a root canal and crowns. Getting them pulled might be cheaper, but is more painful and degenerates your jaw over time.

people should really be required to take classes before they're allowed to use the internet. you're all retards and OP got you good with recycled rage bait content.

>>717875792
lol same, now if things are not squeaking clean I have mental breakdowns
I throw away sponges after 1 week use, throw away toothbrushes after 3 weeks, wash clothes in hot water with white vinegar, have different soaps for my body and ass, every day is cleaning day

>>717875752
Why would I want to do that

>>717876484
fast fusion
tf2
soul calibur 2
dk bananza
Pseudoregalia
Xenoblade X
metal slug X
metal slug 3
switch 2 welcome tour

>>717876245
I'm not on meds because my parents just hit me for not being normal instead of having me diagnosed as a child
now I'm a 30 year old neet who's never worked and only has a high school degree and can't drive waiting for death

>>717877168
Holy shit.

>>717875792
Too bad. I prefer my cute anons smelly and dirty.

>>717861852 (OP)
I play StepManiaX at Round1, get extremely sweaty in 15 minutes, continue for an hour or two and leave.
I take a shower before and after, just like program taught me

>>717863402
bro please find another country to idolize
I literally live in shanghai, this place is genuinely a cybernightmare

>>717861852 (OP)
saaaars

>>717861852 (OP)
How do I hit on cute asian girls playing maimai? t. sydney

>>717861852 (OP)
Won a pretty nice haul last time I went to Round 1. I just hope the mall stays around, I have a lot of fun there.

>>717877447
Is this a secret move between pedos?

>>717872010
>parents who live in the bathroom, sitting on the single toilet in the house for hours doing fuckall
Anonymous, I do not believe that this is a universal experience
In fact I would wager that you are the only person who had this problem

>>717877747
>Sonico prize figure
WHAT?

>>717870790
>>717873448
Everyone will tell you 'shower and use deodorant' - okay good, great - but that's like less than 10% of how you smell.
90%+ is your diet and gamers tend to eat like shit.
No amount of hygiene PSA sharing will change that.

>>717872990
They can't wear skin tight clothing

I just went like 3 weeks ago and all my favorite games were gone, one of which I understand because the servers went offline (Groove Coaster) but everything else was just phone games and I ended up leaving after 15 minutes

>>717870790
I don't even leave my house and I shower everyday and scrub like there's no tomorrow.

>>717873484
>may I orbit your belt?

>>717878042
I was surprised to see her big milkers, too.

>>717878938
Is it a regular crane game, or push one?
Also do they give you pity if you fail so many times?

>>717863828
>Tripfag is also a /pol/fag

>>717861852 (OP)
Conceptualize the aroma

>>717876415
>that first fap after having a shower
Pure bliss

>>717877963
hey cool it with the antisemitism anon

>>717879041
I had never seen her kind of game before. You had to use the claw to pull the little metal bar off the ball. The only time I got a pity reset is when I was trying to win a plush tanuki on the "push the plushie off the tripod down the chute" machine. I love that tanuki.

I played the hell out of Groove Coaster and Sound Voltex when we had a Round 1 here (closed due to niggers). Miss it.

Honestly I sweat more in the Maximum Tune 5 cab. Weird genre to signal out. I would swear at all if yall soft a niggas cranked up the AC.

how do I get good at beatmania

>>717872990
They can't wear the cute skirts their favorite anime characters wear, so they have to make due with whatever they can wear while still being "feminine" enough

>>717861852 (OP)
>A business can now force you to take mandated classes, or else they can refuse your money and take away your membership
I thought this was America?

>>717880329
Did you know they wrote "gullible" on your ceiling?

>>717878138
>but that's like less than 10% of how you smell
I can smell you from here.

I have good hygiene. I just get severe autism sweats in any social situation and I can't help it.

>>717873979
Me. The question was inferred.
I went to one over a year ago and thought their games sucked.
>>717876820
We all already knew. It was just an excuse tostart a conversation.

>>717870298
>$7 for 1 small bar of soap
You're goddamn right, I don't.

>>717869869
antiperspirant isn't the same as deodorant, fyi

>>717880153
1. Play the game for several hours every day
2. Play on Random and never take it off
3. Read https://iidx.org/absolute_beginner
4. Play on Random and never take it off
5. Continue to play the game for several hours every day for at least 2 years and MAYBE you'll get your first 12 clear

>>717863402
Fell for it again award

>>717869470
but what can you do with those disgusting pigs with smelly asses/back?
My experience in a 2012 mtg big tourney was fucking awful because of those

>>717861852 (OP)
I just realized the people in question must have gfs and wives that really care about them if they're able and willing to put up with their smells.

>>717862241
How do you kid yourself like that? Do they just avoid mirrors like bullets?

>>717861852 (OP)
what if you're stinky but good looking? does it neutralize the opinion of the people on your 3ft radius?

>>717861852 (OP)
I wish I had someone trustworthy to ask if I smell or not. How are you supposed to know?

>>717873123
What's the deal with people who don't shower? Hot showers are an insane luxury (compared to what our ancestors had) that I look forward to every morning. Cow can you stand marinating months worth of your own filth?

>>717872010
your parents were druggies you stupid fuck

>>717883063
take of your clothes, leave them somewhere else for a while and then go outside and smell them

>>717883063
Things that make you smell:
- Not showering
- Not wearing clean clothes
- Not wearing antiperspirant
- Being indian
- Being a smoker
- Being a drinker
If you avoid all those you should be okay

>Smash tourney fags
>comic con fags
>rhythm games fags
Why is there an entire genre of stinky ass adults?

>>717872990
They don't understand female fashion in the slightest

>>717872990
It's funny, actual women don't wear dresses anymore (except in Asia)