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Anonymous No.717883975 >>717884381 >>717884802 >>717886014 >>717886958 >>717897137 >>717901885
>So, after you take me back to my place, how about we do
some overtime?
>Heh. Sorry
>Somehow I knew you were going to say that, but it doesn't
hurt to ask, you know?
Anonymous No.717884049
Ashley is so fucking cute in this game I would’ve fucked her for 10,000 years I swear on me mum
Anonymous No.717884109 >>717884319 >>717884404 >>717884643 >>717884727 >>717885059 >>717885078 >>717885818 >>717890398 >>717890439 >>717890593 >>717891470
Is Leon gay?
Anonymous No.717884319
>>717884109
Yeah, for me.
Anonymous No.717884381 >>717886672
>>717883975 (OP)
Yes, you don't mess with your boss's daughter.

He still should have impregnated Claire immediately after RE2
Anonymous No.717884394 >>717885124
>leon do you feel my tits on your back
>lets fuck right now
>nah
Anonymous No.717884404 >>717884586
>>717884109
Nope, stage 4 yellow fever.
Anonymous No.717884586 >>717884969
>>717884404
then why did he flirt with hunnigan (and eught in front of ashley, too).
Anonymous No.717884643 >>717884741
>>717884109
The president would kill him if he fucked his daughter.
Anonymous No.717884727
>>717884109
Only likes asian pussy
Anonymous No.717884741 >>717884841 >>717884879 >>717885393 >>717894226
>>717884643
>the president would kill ashley for having the good judgement to want to be impregnated by an international super hero and slayer of real life magical demon wizards
Is the president a retard? Where else could he hope to find more qualified sperm than this?
Anonymous No.717884749
GameCube exclusive for most of that year
Anonymous No.717884802
>>717883975 (OP)
Anonymous No.717884841
>>717884741
>Is the president a retard
yes. that is established.
Anonymous No.717884879 >>717885056 >>717885132
>>717884741
He paid Leon to rescue her, not to fuck her.
Anonymous No.717884969
>>717884586
Because she is a hapa, and to practice for Ada
Anonymous No.717885056
>>717884879
>rescue her from zombies
>also rescue her from the advances of inferior males
It would seem that Leon has decided to turn his back on America
Anonymous No.717885059
>>717884109
No, he just used to be a career man (and he didn't want to spend the rest of his life patrolling the mall)
Anonymous No.717885078
>>717884109
Way
Anonymous No.717885124
>>717884394
What did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.717885132
>>717884879
>He paid Leon to fuck her, not rescue her.
Anonymous No.717885165 >>717895841
It completely revitalized the franchise
Anonymous No.717885225 >>717885297
How many ganados were in that village anyway?
Anonymous No.717885297 >>717895653
>>717885225
All of them. To say Leon committed genocide is not an understatement.
Anonymous No.717885393 >>717885613
>>717884741
this. I never found the argument of the president getting at Leon for fucking Ashley assuming of course that he was commited to a relationship with her and it wasn't just a one time thing.
Anonymous No.717885401 >>717885668 >>717885768 >>717885949
Iirc, OG Leon's first job after completing Agent training was being part of Ashley's protection detail. Krauser's knowledge of Leon's abilities is what allowed him to exploit that and kidnap her. Leon offered (was ordered?) to rescue her, perhaps for free, to make up for his failure to protect her on his first assignment.
Anonymous No.717885564 >>717885746
Anonymous No.717885613 >>717885756
>>717885393
Why would he want this secret agent man that constantly goes on suicide missions and is also his best friend (according to 6) want him to fuck his little girl?
Anonymous No.717885668 >>717886175 >>717886658
>>717885401
I thought his first assignment was that whole business with Krauser?
Anonymous No.717885746
>>717885564
shame this outfit wasnt in the demake
Anonymous No.717885756
>>717885613
He wouldn’t, but Ashley is an adult and Leon is a macho super human. So the president needs to quit jerking off to fantasies about having sex with his bombshell 11/10 bimbo daughter and come back down to earth.
Anonymous No.717885768
>>717885401
His first assignment was continuing the Redfield lineage, and he failed
Anonymous No.717885818
>>717884109
no way
Anonymous No.717885853 >>717885928
OUT OF THE QUESTION, MARICON
Anonymous No.717885928 >>717886040
>>717885853
>macaroni and cheese
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.717885949 >>717886292
>>717885401
We ain't had nothing but maggoty pussy for three stinking days!
Anonymous No.717886014 >>717886317 >>717886534
>>717883975 (OP)
>Ashley falls into the water
>"Uagh cough* cough* Leon!"
>Leon rides off into the sunset
>"hasta luego~"
How the ending should have been
Anonymous No.717886040
>>717885928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6HWMkyTAaA
Anonymous No.717886175 >>717886658
>>717885668
Perhaps it was. Maybe it was Ashley got kidnapped on the first day he was assigned to her. It was something like that.
Anonymous No.717886292 >>717886457
>>717885949
What about her? She's fresh!
Anonymous No.717886317
>>717886014
Adios Ashley
Anonymous No.717886457 >>717886709
>>717886292
Ada is a used up whore, get real. Not even BitTorrent Mendez would fuck that.
Anonymous No.717886534 >>717887505
>>717886014
>leon kicks her off the speedboat
>ashley resurfaces, sputtering and coughing in confused vexation
>leon tries to run her over
>she dives under then resurfaces
>he turns around and tries again
>LEON…!!!
>She shouts this each time she resurfaces
>the camera begins to pan out to a birds-eye view of this
>the clouds clear and the credits roll as we get a view of the sparkling ocean
>LEO-*THUD*
>”The End” fades onscreen as the speedboat drives off into the horizon
Anonymous No.717886658 >>717887108
>>717885668
>>717886175
It's a whole big gobbledygook of retcons. In the OG timeline, Leon went with Krauser to South America to take down a drug lord who, surprise, was using BOWs from Umbrella before they tanked. Krauser was already jealous of Leon when then showed up and after the mission was over and Krauser critically injured his arm, that jealousy festered into betrayal. He reached out to The Organization, now being run by Wesker, to seek out a way to gain power which was why he was planted into Los Illuminados.

In the Remake timeline, Leon never went to South America. Krauser was there with his own team, to take part in Operation Javier. The mission was an especially cruel affair that would've embarrassed the US if word got out, so the participants were killed off when they tried to get a ride home. Except they missed Krauser, who became enraged with the US after the fact. Unlike OG, Remake Krauser went directly to Saddler and Los Illuminados looking for power to spite the US.
Anonymous No.717886672 >>717886846
>>717884381
Everybody blames Leon but didn't it ever occur to anyone that Clair might just be barren?
Anonymous No.717886709 >>717886879
>>717886457
J-just a mouthful! A bit off the flank.
Anonymous No.717886846 >>717887186
>>717886672
You can’t fool meβ€” I’ve seen Ooku: The Inner Chambers. The sexy male breeder man was impotent and so is Leon.
Anonymous No.717886879 >>717887048
>>717886709
She is not for raping!
Anonymous No.717886958
>>717883975 (OP)
BUT LEON
I'M OXIDATING RITE NOW
Anonymous No.717887048 >>717887309
>>717886879
What about her mouth? Virginity dun mean that!
Anonymous No.717887108 >>717887148
>>717886658
imagine the sex he had 5 minute after filming this
Anonymous No.717887148
>>717887108
>tattoos
He can have her
Anonymous No.717887186 >>717887305
>>717886846
Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Chris! The Redfield line has been spoiled and you were hoping man-among-men Leon's 3rd leg had the solution but we both know that if you wanted the line to continue you'd done it yourself! Take out your frustration on that boulder all you want, it won't change the fact that you two are shooting blanks.
Anonymous No.717887305
>>717887186
Top kek, finally someone in this thread with a decent sense of humor
Anonymous No.717887309
>>717887048
That mouth belongs to Lord Saddler.
Anonymous No.717887505
>>717886534
This is the ending you get if you "accidentally" got here killed more than a dozen times
Anonymous No.717890398
>>717884109
Yes. Ashley is outrageously hot.
Anonymous No.717890439
>>717884109
He is a professional.
Anonymous No.717890593
>>717884109
terminal yellow fever. He is incapable of seeing non asian females as anything but somewhat grotesque
Anonymous No.717891470 >>717892891
>>717884109
No of course not, Leon has feelings for Clare and is not going to distract himself with a teenager
Anonymous No.717892891 >>717894389
>>717891470
Chris Redfield hand's typed this message
Anonymous No.717893420 >>717893760
In reality they would have had sex, This is what Dead Space 2 got right with Ellie and Isaac. Same goes for him and Claire they would have fucked because of the trauma
Anonymous No.717893519 >>717894042 >>717894445 >>717896439
>Why didn't Leon have sex with a child?
Because he's not a Discord groomer?
Anonymous No.717893760
>>717893420
>>him and Claire they would have fucked because of the trauma.

Sure Chris.
Anonymous No.717893841
No thanks, BRO
Anonymous No.717893963
Anonymous No.717894042
>>717893519
>SHE'S ONLY 17 YEARS AND 11 MONTHS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!!1
Anonymous No.717894226
>>717884741
Boulder-hardened hands typed this
Anonymous No.717894389 >>717894614 >>717898642
>>717892891
Am I missing something with this running joke? Why would Chris want Leon to fuck his sister?
Anonymous No.717894445 >>717894537
>>717893519
Anon, Ashley is 21
Anonymous No.717894537
>>717894445
20*
Anonymous No.717894614
>>717894389
Revelaitons 2 revealed Claire is pushing 40 and still single, so the joke was made that Chris desperately is trying hook her up with Leon so she doesn't die a spinster.
Anonymous No.717895653
>>717885297
It's ok, Asturians aren't people
Anonymous No.717895841 >>717897379
>>717885165
aside from 2 3 ,0 and remake everything else on tha list is unplayable garbage and yes that includes le code veronica.
Anonymous No.717896439
>>717893519
>a child
Whatever you annoying chink hag
Anonymous No.717897031
Im sure most on /v/ wont realise this, but the consequences of some actions far outweigh the benefits, especially when it comes to fucking the daughter of top western politician
sex at the end of the day really isnt that worth it
Anonymous No.717897137
>>717883975 (OP)
NO WAY FAG
Anonymous No.717897379
>>717895841
Zero and Code Veronica are both garbage.
Anonymous No.717898642
>>717894389
To further the Redfield line. God knows Chris can't do it, due to his steroid abuse and homosexuality.
Anonymous No.717901885
>>717883975 (OP)
He prefers yellow, mysterious women

Cant blame him