Thread 717898795

Can I beat him in fighting games if I can't play them that well?

If it's a modern game and you abuse lag like a total piece of cowardly shit, sure. But if you play an honest and troo fightan gaem you wouldn't sand a chance you mouth drooling moran.

Nothing I could do

>>717898795 (OP)
no you can't LTG

but DSP is unironically better at vidya than all of /v/??

the gaming industry even uses his as an example of "high comprehension of themes"

guys a gaming mogul

>>717899167
>beat Ishin, the boss that GIGASTOMPED /v/, in like 5 tries or some shit
The KING of hate always wins.

>>717899268
hes done it several times
>platinumed a character in SF before anyone on /v/
>beat multiple "hard" bosses in "hard" games before /v/, ishin, pontif, the Elden Ring DLC bosses
>beat more games than /v/ has even played

people actually fell for is drunken, AVGN act where he pretends to be shit at games for more engagement kek

>>717899167
>plays games at release
>struggles with everything and gets softlocked out of games constantly
>now gets to bosses weeks after everyone else
>suddenly can beat them quickly
Really makes ya thunk.

>DSP gets a childwife hebe
>fucks her raw
>extracts value out of her young fertile hebebody
>dumps the bitch now thats shes used up and worthless
>continues to make 100's a day playing video games while his crazy child-body ex goes home and becomes irrelevant, old, and infertile

hes a fucking ICON

>>717899368
>pretends to be shit at games for more engagement kek
>average views per video: ~500
wow, that is some engagement

reminder that he used to compete with justin wong in SF2 at an equal level.
he would crush you.

>>717899447
He's still better than (You) at games, though.
He beat games /v/ couldnt even start.
>>717899545
He still makes more money than (You) per day doing this
He was the #1 video game toober for years. With millions of views literally thanks to his attitude and act

he gave it up now, and is living the quiet humble life with his wife and massive house gated away from niggers. He already won, so he doesnt need to try anymore.

I was jumping
I was jumping

>>717899652
except he makes all his money begging to a handful of retards, not gaming
and this broke ass bum would be living on the street had the state not cleared away his half a million worth of debt

its weird the literal kids that come to /v/ pretend they dont also rage and whinge at games when they fail, I dont think ive seen a mutt (US citizen) ever not instantly cry and bitch about losing in video games.
The difference is this mutt plays and beats games. /v/ does not.

>>717899791
sounds like winning to me
>make literal 1000's per WEEK for doing nothing
>still manage to scam the IRS and courts to delete your "debt"
>continue to rake in 4x the average wage per month playing games

you are delusional if you dont think hes living like a kind with a massive wealth behind him, he only pretends to be poor for more money from the idiots who fund him. His treasure chest is packed.
First you fell for his "im so bad at games come give me millions of views" schtick
now you fell for his "im so poor please support me" schtick
guys playing you like a fiddle just like he played with a teenagers clit because he was just that powerful

Captcha: 2 DSP W's

>career somehow survived him jerking off on livestream
(You) couldn't beat phil, he'll outlive all of us

>>717900058
He is LITERALLY called the KING anon.

>>717898795 (OP)
If you don't, you are worse than him

>>717899652
>he's better at soulsslop than you
I don't even play Dark Souls or its sister games.

>>717900141
>concession immediately accepted
yes, anon, thats why hes better than you at games. Thats why I said you dont play games.
You suck at games. So you talk shit about them online to feel better.

>>717900013
this guy could've been bigger than pewdiepie, but he fumbled the bag so fucking hard that he's in a worse off spot financially now than when he started

please stop trying this "make DSP look cool" thing, it just doesn't work
kino casino tried that for like half a year and it ended with them not being able to stand DSP and him leaking a bunch of dm's that made him look like an absolute BETA BITCH

HE'S GAY

>>717898795 (OP)
only if beating on a repressed homosexual cripple bothers you

>>717899510
she got knocked up by her current fiance and when someone informed fatty of it, he looked so defeated and proceeded to ban the wrong account

>>717900357
>he's in a worse off spot financially now than when he started
how?
again, he makes literally several hundred dollars per day. Has all his debts expunged, and has a home paid off

you REALLY fell for the "im so poor" schtick, holy shit he really did play you for the fool, just like the whole
"uh yeah guys im bad at games! wow dood how was I supposed to know that! what no dont point out I beat multiple games easily uh, wow im pressing buttons!"

he won. Hes rich. He has the easiest job in the world.

>>717900332
My gawd, you're right Anon.
Well then, time for me to pack it all up. I have accepted my fate.

>>717900619
his home isn't even paid off, dipshit

The King

I hope he lives forever

>>717900179
>I found you faker
>Faker? youre not even good enough to be my fake you worthless bum

the king of /v/

>>717898795 (OP)
I stream sniped him when he played CS2 and killed him 4 times. Hate green reddit kiwiniggers thoughever.

>>717902158
people see this and actually think hes being serious?

jesus no wonder he wont die, he farms retards like a master of the craft

>>717903004
you would be surprised at how many marks are out there lol
Doody stream's entire comment section is full of raging retards who take DSP's bait seriously.

>>717898795 (OP)
Test

>>717903004
The King of Bait. Detracktors cant help but bite it every time.

Death and taxes,
microtransactions.

My rhymes flow like water
but my tips flow like molasses.

>>717900619
Multiple days a week, especially at the end of the month, he is begging like a cuck for 50 dollars, because he doesn't even get to 30 dollars per stream

>>717900619
Those "hundreds of dollars" a day, which is donated to him by 3 deranged retards, go straight into Scopelys pockets for jpgs of naked men.

>>717898795 (OP)
Why does he have bigger arms than me?

>>717900619
>and has a home paid off

>>717898795 (OP)
Probably, just light punch barrage and headbutt as E. Honda and you can beat guys who are 'into fighting games'

>>717898795 (OP)
You can beat him in Melty Blood or Blazblue I bet. Maybe GG AC or Strive

>>717904642
He was an amateur bodybuilder in cahllege

>>717898795 (OP)
just frame trap him and it'll be a counter hit every time because the game is bugged and rollback ate his inputs he wasn't even doing anything

>>717900583
Imagine knocking up dsp’s sloppy seconds. Imagine knowing your mom fucked dsp.

>>717899652
>NOOOOO HE DIDNT LOOK AT A GUIDE NOOOOOOOO
he didnt do jackshit when the game was out and was woefully behind as always lmao, get off his dick

>>717899268
he killed isshin on his 2nd try actually.
what an absolute madlad