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Anonymous No.717903514 >>717903639 >>717903651 >>717903665 >>717904149 >>717904286 >>717904490 >>717904546 >>717905103 >>717905273 >>717905328 >>717905527 >>717905964
Umasume
Let's discuss the horse VIDEO GAME on the VIDEO GAME board that is dedicated to the discussion and culture surrounding VIDEO GAMES.
Is that okay with you?
Anonymous No.717903587 >>717904034
mambo
Anonymous No.717903606 >>717903701 >>717903783
Anonymous No.717903639
>>717903514 (OP)
>start playing less than a week ago
>just doing one career a day with the initial 5 you get
>every career is a bust as I expected
>do Vodka
>wins the URA finale and gets a hot springs visit
Huh?
Anonymous No.717903651
>>717903514 (OP)
Sexooo
Anonymous No.717903665 >>717904430
>>717903514 (OP)
>Is that okay with you?
Let's ask the magic ball
Anonymous No.717903669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78UrpAuWTys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPNkeRtWicg&list=RDcPNkeRtWicg&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.717903685
>In the event that started on 2022/08/29 (Wings of Iron: Hazy Tails), Winning Ticket saw a creature she couldn’t recognize in the VR machine, a creature with β€œCow’s body, alpaca’s head.” The mysterious creature is speculated to be a real world horse
Anonymous No.717903701
>>717903606
imagine being so fat
Anonymous No.717903732
Anonymous No.717903767 >>717903784
I never get Night Owl and I rest all the time
AMA
Anonymous No.717903783 >>717904728
>>717903606
Y. Aoi, if I don't eat food, I die
If I don't roll in a gacha game, I either quit or just persist for a bit
Anonymous No.717903784 >>717903802
>>717903767
Post your Kitasan.
Anonymous No.717903802
>>717903784
1LB
Anonymous No.717903815
I have no rolls, no Seiun Sky for me lads...
At least I'm set on supports for a while, LB3 SC and MLB KSB
Anonymous No.717903830 >>717903874
Anonymous No.717903857
where my goo goo babies at
Anonymous No.717903868 >>717903895 >>717903997
HA HAAA
Anonymous No.717903874
>>717903830
Her SR card is shit and not an option here, so I'll take that as a justifiable reason to dislike her.
Anonymous No.717903895
>>717903868
I took off her hat yesterday and she had no uma ears. I also took off her panties.
Anonymous No.717903961 >>717904351 >>717904356
Downloaded it yesterday.
Does it make sense to spend your current carats on the Trainee or Support Card Banner?
What support cards are good?
Should I use support cards of different types (speed, vitality, etc)?
Are Uncapped4 greys worth shit? compared to a gold uncapped2 or SSR uncapped1?
And finally, are races randomized? After replaying a race with different styles, came back to the first option in which i made the 5th place first time but the second try got me to 1st place.

Goldship is a bitch and i love her.
Anonymous No.717903997
>>717903868
her loli hag laugh is sexooooo
Anonymous No.717903998 >>717904241
I definitely get the feeling that Gold Ship would casually use n-word in real life.
Anonymous No.717904034 >>717904160
>>717903587
fpbp
Anonymous No.717904078 >>717904204 >>717905875
Anonymous No.717904131
DOBER KURWA
Anonymous No.717904149
>>717903514 (OP)
I'm getting japslop fatigue
Anonymous No.717904160
>>717904034
you too mambro
Anonymous No.717904204
>>717904078
No...
Anonymous No.717904241 >>717905089 >>717905128 >>717905586
>>717903998
>how do we make phones for uma
>uhhh just increase the length and disregard any regular human living in the house
Why is the anime staff so fucking dumb
Just use one of these instead
Anonymous No.717904286
>>717903514 (OP)
>game
just like microsoft excel?
Anonymous No.717904301 >>717904367 >>717904479 >>717905005
Which uma would actually let me ride them *non sexually)
Anonymous No.717904351 >>717904460
>>717903961
The generally how I personally use the premium resources in these kinds of games is that I use the initial stash that the devs give me for the gacha. So I rolled a few new horses and then put the rest to the support cards just to get something to start with. After that I saved enough for 200 rolls on a single banner: that way you can guarantee at least one copy of the cards or horses on rateup/promotion in that banner. Now I'm saving for the the big banner in February. Generally you're advised to roll only if you have 200 rolls, although I often do "meme" ten rolls in games like Granblue if I have "spare change" in gacha currency.
R support cards are not very good but sometimes usable if you have no alternatives. SRs can be good and SSRs are not automatically good either. I still uncap everything I get but it's not optimal. It depends on the uma, running strategy and distance which cards you want in a deck. 3 speed + 3 power for sprint and 3 power + 3 stamina for longer races are okay starting points. Just lurk and ask around for people's decks.
Races are randomized. Sometimes your skills might not activate and sometimes you might get boxed and mobbed by other umas. In the next try you might just win.
Welcom aboard
Anonymous No.717904356 >>717904460
>>717903961
Ughhhh that's a lot of questions here's some guides and Goldship is cool.
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
https://rentry.org/uma26
Anonymous No.717904367
>>717904301
Taiki in return for ambush hugging you.
Anonymous No.717904430
>>717903665
I'm not a faggot
Anonymous No.717904460
>>717904356
>>717904351
thanks fellow horse enjoyers.
Anonymous No.717904479 >>717904769
>>717904301
what were cowboy films like in umaland?
Anonymous No.717904490
>>717903514 (OP)
Jannies are trannies
Anonymous No.717904546
>>717903514 (OP)
Nobody cares anymore, your "game" has become primarily a discord troon meme
Anonymous No.717904718 >>717905092
So apparently I need 1000+ speed 900+ stamina on medium races
How the fuck is that even possible, are these comp faggots just high off their own farts or something, I could probably do 1000+ speed and power on a god run but stamina is just a too high of ask.
Anonymous No.717904719
Anonymous No.717904728
>>717903783
maybe she meant eating gourmet food versus something like... bread
Anonymous No.717904769
>>717904479
What's with the funkopop artstyle
Anonymous No.717905005
>>717904301
chogoris doesn't even have horses
Anonymous No.717905089 >>717905228
>>717904241
Those scenes take place in the dorm rooms
Anonymous No.717905092
>>717904718
9 stamina legacy umas + early charming buff + good rainbow procs
Anonymous No.717905103 >>717905235
>>717903514 (OP)
>everyone saying YOU NEED TO ROLL ON THE CREEK BANNER DUDE YOU'RE BRICKED IF YOU DON'T
>assume it must be a new, different Creek from the one I got from the SSR ticket
>nope, it's the same one
Why did you have to make such a fuss over this one, I thought she was a limited from all the fearmongering
Anonymous No.717905128
>>717904241
stupid fucking retard, just use one of these
Anonymous No.717905170
For me it's G2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UC6AQyRoc8
Anonymous No.717905206 >>717905440 >>717905803 >>717905927
Anonymous No.717905228
>>717905089
I say they would still use the candlestick phone from a worldbuilding standpoint
Anonymous No.717905235
>>717905103
Because this is the last good banner to roll on for a while and attempt to max the best cards you can get with a low pool, dummy.
Anonymous No.717905273
>>717903514 (OP)
You have your own whole board for your gambling non game you evil piece of trash go there.
Anonymous No.717905328 >>717905358 >>717905383 >>717905453
>>717903514 (OP)
Post the oppai loli horse
Anonymous No.717905358 >>717905446
>>717905328
You didn't say please. Not very MARVELOUS of you.
Anonymous No.717905383 >>717905453
>>717905328
Anonymous No.717905440 >>717905493 >>717905882
>>717905206
this genuinely feels like a crackship
not sure why people like it so much
Anonymous No.717905446 >>717905479
>>717905358
Post the oppai loli horse. Pretty please with sugar on top
Anonymous No.717905453 >>717905819
>>717905328
>>717905383
Just joking
Anonymous No.717905479 >>717905819
>>717905446
See what happens when you're polite?
Anonymous No.717905493 >>717906019
>>717905440
You can say that about any of them really, I've stopped questioning yurifags a long time ago
Anonymous No.717905527
>>717903514 (OP)
Topical noveration
Anonymous No.717905580 >>717905630 >>717905681 >>717905702
Empty spots in /herse/ if someone still needs a club
Rank 3647
Anonymous No.717905586 >>717905702 >>717905805
>>717904241
It won't be as funny though, the phone design is something they made from the first anime series where there's a pretty big focus on being a comedy anime on the side.
Anonymous No.717905591
Anonymous No.717905630 >>717905763
>>717905580
Glad to see /herse/ is still alive.
Anonymous No.717905649
I want to be disdained by Symboli Rudolf
Anonymous No.717905681 >>717905763
>>717905580
If I get denied I'll try to apply just be aware that I just started, is that ok
Anonymous No.717905702 >>717905806 >>717905895
>>717905580
>3647
I thought /herse/ was one of the most sweaty clubs
>>717905586
season 2 had so much soul
Anonymous No.717905763 >>717905942
>>717905630
The previous leader left, but the club is better off now that the afks have been kicked.
>>717905681
Anyone is better than a dead account.
Anonymous No.717905787
Anonymous No.717905803
>>717905206
Kill all yurifags
Anonymous No.717905805 >>717905935 >>717905968
>>717905586
Why a helmet
Why not just use an ear cover which already exists in the world
Anonymous No.717905806
>>717905702
Not at all.
Anonymous No.717905819
>>717905453
>>717905479
Thanks. I love the oppai horse
Anonymous No.717905875
>>717904078
>goldship would always greet grass when they met at the farm both clearly liking each other.
Ah man...
Anonymous No.717905882 >>717905990 >>717906018 >>717906019
>>717905440
CyGames kept pairing them together so it's not like there's no yuribait between them.
https://x.com/eyebagsemoji/status/1945237776858812649
Anonymous No.717905895
>>717905702
>I thought /herse/ was one of the most sweaty clubs
I fucking wish. I want to get at least that A by the end of the month.
Anonymous No.717905905
Anonymous No.717905910
So how does Falcon fells? Is she strong on dirt like jp said?
Anonymous No.717905927
>>717905206
this is incest and yaoi and age gap
Anonymous No.717905935 >>717906060
>>717905805
the joke is that the hairdresser always fucks up her hair because she gets distracted by the race, so she went prepared
Anonymous No.717905942
>>717905763
That's a shame. He and I literally started /v/ma and /herse/ with our posts right next to each other.
Good that it's doing better, though.
Anonymous No.717905964
>>717903514 (OP)
nortubel is more videogames
Anonymous No.717905968 >>717906060
>>717905805
The joke is that the hairdresser keeps cutting her hair too short because she's too distracted watching the race on TV, so the girl started to wear a helmet to the hair salon after her hair got fucked up one too many times.
Anonymous No.717905990
>>717905882
yeah, because they're related, mcqueen is golshi's grandpa
Anonymous No.717906018
>>717905882
They sure are sharing the same picture
Anonymous No.717906019
>>717905493
>>717905882
i don't mind most pairings but shipping horses from the same lineage feels wrong
despite that incest is one of my fetishes
Anonymous No.717906045
>it's another "amazing run ruined by Super Creek never finishing her event chain"
I'm so tired of this fat goo goo babies retard bricking my runs because she's the ONLY support that didn't finish her chain
Anonymous No.717906060
>>717905935
>>717905968
Oh ok, that's pretty funny