Thread 717920535

which game?

I have never seen a good thread with this bird comic.

>>717920535 (OP)
Bg3

This has never happened to me, ever

Timespinner
3/5 isn't shit, but the art and movement was good, at least.
I wonder if there's a way to just remove all the game text....

me playing BL3
>The last panel is the pure euphoria of being 100% correct

>>717920535 (OP)
I never think in these black and white terms. If anything in these "woke" games if I do end up playing one its usually "this writing is garbage" instead of "this game is woke"

>>717920535 (OP)
Terraria

>>717920535 (OP)
i don't really care if it's fun.
btw what are some fun woke games other than KCD 1-2, bg3, cp 2077, witcher 3, bully, gta4 and rage 2?

>>717920867
A /v/ poster with some common sense.

>>717920535 (OP)
Battlefield 5

>>717920974
>bully, gta4
>woke existing before 2015
Yeah, no

>>717920535 (OP)
I never give games I immediately dislike a chance

>>717920974
I would argue that Lies of P is woke. The Japs and chinks may be immune to wokeness, but South Korea is even more woke than the US in some ways

>>717921106
Based gut reaction follower. Often your first impression is the correct one.

>>717920535 (OP)
Honest Answer, Coral Island. It's another stardew like copy that's out there but it scratches a itch. There is like 1 pride flag on the whole island and honestly between fast travel and task to do I don't even care about it anymore.
>What about the character with pronouns or the bipoc characters?
Don't, Interact with them? IDK what to tell you.

>>717920535 (OP)
Prince of Persia Lost Crown

>>717920535 (OP)
Kingdom Come 2, Baldur's Gate 3, Elden Ring, Red Dead Redemption 2

>>717920867
>has trans, identity politics, LGTB bullshit, etc.
>it's constantly mediocre
What's next, labeling pattern recognition as racist?

>>717920535 (OP)
Dragon's Dogma.

>>717921032
They have a bunch of progressive tropes that are considered woke nowadays.

>>717921032
The original definition of woke goes back to the 90's at least

>>717920535 (OP)
BG3
E33
Anime edition: Dungeon Meshi

God of War Ragnarok is undeniably extremely woke, but I still like it despite that. RDR2 is woke but it keeps it on the down-low

>>717920535 (OP)
Never happened, because I’m not going to waste my time, nor am I going to help pay the rent for the commifornia dipshits who made it.

>>717920535 (OP)
Prey 2008 and 2017

>>717920695
thats because it was the trannies post concord that wanted it to be woke more than anyone else.

>>717921473
I wouldn’t like it even if it wasn’t woke. It’s aggressively meandering and plodding, never really in much of a hurry to get anyway, it is Sony movie game syndrome out the ass with minimal interaction on the player’s part required, and the developers assume the audience are a bunch or mouth-breathing retards, so they tell you puzzle solutions ten seconds after you walk into a room, and the characters never shut the fuck up, because they’re terrified you’re going to get bored.

>>717920535 (OP)
Never happened

>>717920535 (OP)
imo dragon age inquisition. i really liked it. although that was before 4chan and the brainrot, desu.

>>717921758
>it is Sony movie game syndrome out the ass with minimal interaction on the player’s part required
The characters telling you puzzle solutions is indefensible (though I'm pretty sure you can turn that off in the options), but the "muh movie game" criticism is so fucking retarded. You people say this yet you'd never be able to beat Gna if I gave you a hundred tries to

>>717920535 (OP)
Hi-Fi Rush

>>717921826
People did not call that woke, they called it shitty MMO combat and story

>>717920535 (OP)
Outlast trials for me since I like co-op games
It's pretty gud

>>717922058
How the fuck is Outlast woke?

>>717921951
Inquisition has regular action rpg combat. Origin has MMO combat. Even has FFXII's Gambits.

reddit crutches on that "games shouldn't be political!!! *boots metal gear solid*" comparison because it's completely true

>>717920695
Much better than I expected, but still outrageously bad writing and on release obscene bugginess in spite of having years of free betatesting through early access.

>>717920535 (OP)
Lawbreakers
Concord

>>717920535 (OP)
Metaphor. I was one of the people shitting on the game during its promotional period but I played it eventually and ended up enjoying it a lot.

>>717922214
Relevant political themes in a historical political thriller =/= shoehorning modern-day identity politics into a medieval fantasy game

>>717920535 (OP)
Heartbound
Forspoken
Fairgame$ (i'm in the closed alpha and it's going to be a billion dollar franchise)

>>717921032
retard doesn't know that you can kiss boys in bully

>>717920535 (OP)
None of them

>>717920535 (OP)
Baldur's Gate 3

I was interested in the game, but saw all the anons on here calling it woke and gay and put off buying it, then I got it and it's one of my favourite games of the last 5 years

this picture is about 10-15 years old, but I need to remember that it's still accurate, this place is just full of lying cunts

>>717921346
>Elden Ring
>Woke
I've heard Elden Ring called many things over the years, but never woke.

>>717920535 (OP)
virt-a-mate

>>717920535 (OP)
balatro

>>717920695
fixed with one mod and itchy finger on the 3rd act's cut scenes

>>717922283
>shoehorning modern-day identity politics into a medieval fantasy game
this is either about baldur's gate 3 ("adventurer" is a completely viable career path) or kingdom come (gay lovers happened constantly even and especially among nobility and the priesthoods IRL alongside the infidelity and violation of chastity in general)

i had fun with deltarune
god knows i sure as fuck wasn't expecting it

>>717920695
No that one's still shit if you like CRPGs at all

>>717922315
That's not woke. That's just giving the player options

>>717922324
rule of thumb for /v/, if you see some kind of damning condemnation of a game more than five times (see bear sex for baldur's gate 3), ESPECIALLY when it's in an infographic format like a certain hooknose obsessed board with a high activity, it's a nonargument

>>717922279
The communist being advertised as such during advertising going on to do a complete about face must have made some people upset, surely.

>>717922472
boomershit can't compete with it.

>>717922415
Actually I had Dragon Age Veilguard in mind when I wrote that. The fact that you had two guesses and still got it wrong shows how depressingly common the trope has become. There simply aren't western-made fantasy RPGs that DON'T have it anymore

>>717922420
Oh I see. Honestly I can't even accept that alone as a sign of woke anymore because it's kinda just what every company feels obliged to do now. Like, it feels less like genuine empathy for trannies and more like something they have to do just because everyone is doing it and they might get razzed on social media for not doing it.

>>717922324
go play concord and dustborn now nigga, or rather dont

I'm glad when people call something woke because it lets me know said thing is made by Leftists/Democrat type people. Then I can know not to engage with said media. If I do engage with said media, I'll make sure not to recommend it to anyone else and/or pirate it so as to not give the subhumans any of my money. I'm just not supporting these "people" and never will. I would love if most of them died, really.

>>717921951
combat in DA:I was extremely funny because it was insanely flexible. you could play it like a rpg, or a mmo depending on your tastes. you can take control of the inquisitor, or one of your party at any moment. you can hack and slash your way like an action rpg, or use the bird view camera and order your party to attack or defend or use their abilities when and how you liked. no other title i played had these quirks, and saying it was bad is just plain narrowminded spite.

>>717920535 (OP)
Elden Ring

717922697
thanks for the input, ahmed, but nobody cares.

>>717922604
>two completely separate refutations of two completely separate ideas, adventurers being weird people with lots of time on their hands to ponder things that wouldn't occur to shit smeared peasant villages or to nobility because of unrealistic circumstances allowing the fantasy setting to function, and buggery in a vaguely historical fantasy game
see baldur's gate's refutation for dragon age, on top of "it's woke!" being the absolute last of dragon age's problems. yes we know taash made your butthole pucker in rage, nobody cares. the 90s were going on 30 years ago and writing styles and philosophy has changed, i'll take whatever the future gives me instead of dwelling on writing trends and philosophy from my adolescent years for eighty more

>>717921415
How the fuck was dunmeshi woke? It's about a nordic, his girlfailure elf, the short shitheel, and an autistic eating monsters on the way to find his feathertitted sister.

>>717922697
>Leftists/Democrat
vatnik detected

>>717922352
>>717922654
It's not even the body type A/B thing people complain about. It's mainly Marika/Radagon being a tranny and Miquella/Radahn/Mohg being gay. And, to a lesser extent, the Lands Between being a matriarchy where girlbosses outnumber strong men (Marika, Renalla, Radagon, Ranni, Malenia, Melina, Rellana, Nepheli, Freyja). I am getting Asian girlboss fatigue

>>717920535 (OP)
Red Dead Redemption 2

>>717922594
True, the good ones are faithful to the source material while also being modern, like PF:WotR

>>717922861
>Yes we know I have no refutation of your criticism, nobody cares
Based retard

>>717922690
a broken clock is right twice a day, that's pretty much the only reason I still come here: for every 10 fake leaks or bits of misinformation, there will be 1 that is accurate information that hasn't leaked anywhere else or is being suppressed by the media

I can spot the games that are obviously woke propaganda with no other merit (like your examples), but some of the more subversive ones can catch you out, which is what I thoguht BG3 might be based on the lies put here. There's another active thread right now where someone is lying and saying there is a canon scene where you male character gets fisted by a female love interest, but it's a complete lie based on a bug where the lesbian romance scene would play even if you had a male character, and this was patched a long time ago, but the guy is acting like it was completely intentional and still in the game to this day, that is the kind of shit that would put me off, but it's a complete fucking lie in reality

>>717920921
This but the opposite. Terraria is bloated slop.

>>717922956
>It's mainly Marika/Radagon being a tranny and Miquella/Radahn/Mohg being gay.
These are both anti-wokers being stupid lorelets and uneducated on European philosophy and historical science, chief among it alchemy, the pursuit of the Great Work, and the pursuit of gold. For God's sake, both Marika/Radagon and Miquella/Radahn are the attempted joining of the Red King and White Queen. Shadow of the Erdtree gets ESPECIALLY blatant with it and illustrates all of the alchemic steps leading up to the joining of the Red King and White Queen.

>>717922861
>on top of "it's woke!" being the absolute last of dragon age's problems.
hahahaha this is so far in denial it's in a black hole, good bait

webfishing

>>717922654
>something they have to do just because everyone is doing it and they might get razzed on social media for not doing it.
Wokeism

>>717923164
The girlboss shit is still annoying though

>>717923268
Miyazaki just likes sexy women with swords, they all die horribly anyway. Other than Ranni the mary sue solution to everything, it's all fine and whatever. Even Ranni is just tsundere for dick.

>>717923268
It isn't girlboss shit, it's shitting and raging that the highest authority of the Lands Between and a living deity is a f*male.

Again completely heedless of Marika's role as the White Queen in alchemy, and additionally completely heedless of Elden Ring at no point painting Marika as a gracious (badum pssh) or benevolent ruler.

>>717923175
>>717923049
Maybe we shouldn't have spammed "so... i'm not binary" as /v/'s One Joke™ and instead talked about the game, if we wanted to be taken seriously when placing "woke" high on the game's cons list.

>>717923434
the game was really bad though, like eating cardboard
only the laughably moronic dialogue was slightly memorable and funny to joke about
might as well play old games, they are much better

>>717923434
>we
Who the fuck are you fooling, nigger? Nobody gives a shit what /v/ thinks about anything, at any time. Everyone can see how humiliatingly poorly written Veilguard was. Everyone saw the main character sit down and give a kindergarten level sharing is caring speech to party members. That's all intrinsic within this ideology.

>>717923363
The three most powerful characters in the setting, Marika, Rennala, and Malenia, are all women. And the three most powerful NPCs, Melina, Nepheli, and Freyja, are all women. It's not a coincidence. And there's a whole ending, Ranni's ending, where you're simping for a woman. At best, it's Senran Kagura/Girls Frontline tier Japanese gynocentrism as opposed to western feminism. But it's still cringe either way, and an objective shortcoming of the game. Medieval fantasy settings ought to have some manliness in them. Godfrey and Radahn alone aren't enough

>>717920535 (OP)
None of them. Not even bg3
>Medieval European fantasy
>Rural towns as diverse as a modern inner city Walmart
Sucks me right out of the game. There's no way for this to be immersive.

>>717920535 (OP)
None because i dont judge games over political biases.

>>717920695
BG3 is deus vult game

>>717923628
But the most powerful character was John Eldenring, who fucked Ranni and killed everyone else.

>>717921415
DM isn't woke you fucktard

>>717922861
>it's good actually b-because it's n-new!
Sure thing, zoomie

>>717920535 (OP)
It doesn't happen, because when a game is good /v/ will twist itself into knots to pretend it actually was never woke.

>>717923728
Were you one of the fags who adopted a baby with Wyll?

>>717923740
Even John Eldenring can be Jane Eldenring, so you can add not one but two more lesbian romances on top of that

>>717923842
Can be, wasn't.

>>717922315
Men kissing men is not woke. It’s the most manly thing a man can do and all men should aspire to it.

>>717923164
I love how anon gives out valuable info and the polliticoid brainlet repleis with >g-g-g-girlboss shit is annoying like it somehow adds something to the discussion or it dismisses the argument entirely. Go play video games instead expecting the game to be a manifesto of whatever side you agree with. When i play a shmup i don't check first to see if the character inside the plane is a tranny, i see if the gameplay is good. I honestly can't believe that there are people out there who started Elden Ring saw A/B body types and then uninstalled the game and bitched for the next 2 years on 4chan how the game is woke. Thats insane, can we agree on that?

>>717920535 (OP)
I know BG3 gets brought up as the perennial example of a game that bucked the trend, but I couldn't even bother to finish act 1 of it.
I wonder how many people that praise it actually finished it.

>>717923628
*Marika/Radagon as the deific manifestation of the Elden Ring, Rennala in her glory years (which she currently is not) succeeded by Ranni who may or may not have already fulfilled her Empyrean role and become a god, Radahn who still keeps the universe at a stand-still to deadlock fate.

Melina is a ghost who can't do anything on her own unless summoned in one or two fights and the Frenzied Flame ending, Nepheli Loux is nothing special but representative of the Badlands warriors, Freyja is a Redmane Knight and while one of the braver ones she's still below Radahn and (You).

Ranni's ending places you as her Red King in the alchemy theming and she genuinely emotionally values you.

I'm sorry there weren't enough tits, guns and American flags in Elden Ring for you.

>>717924285
>I honestly can't believe that there are people out there who started Elden Ring saw A/B body types and then uninstalled the game and bitched for the next 2 years on 4chan how the game is woke
Nobody actually did that, retard. Stop taking things you read on /v/ so seriously

>>717923574
>ackchully it's shelf-evident how bad it ish sho it'sh okay we were unfunny retardsh for yearsh and all of /v/'sh threadsh are shurfash level memesh *hits inhaler*
>THEY'RE PUSHING AN AGENDA
no it isn't
you are what you complain about

>>717924285
Elden Ring is literally one of my top 5 favorite games of all time. It is also woke. These facts are not mutually exclusive. I'm capable of enjoying woke shit sometimes, as long as it's good in the end. That's literally what the fucking point of this thread is about, you mouthbreathing retard. Woke games that you enjoy

>>717923765
We gotta start beheading people that think Steam Charts counts of players for singleplayer RPGs count as indictments of them.

>>717924463
It is self-evident, because the game was a laughing stock around the entire internet. Do you think only /v/ laughed at Veilguard? How about Concord? Marathon? That bizarre game, 8 Unknown or whatever? It came out LAST YEAR you dumbass.

>>717924427
Thank God...so all those threads were derailed just by insane people who don't play games and are just here to shit on people who actually enjoy the hobby. Damn, i thought it was something bad but its actually even worse.
>>717924503
Its not woke,you mentally ill person. What the fuck is wrong with you? This buzzword has reached new heights of meaning stuff that i disagree with.

>>717924573
>It is self-evident
all i have to do is say "no" and this comes tumbling down
memelords are not people and we're not talking about other games
TORtanic niggers get the rope

>>717924503
This is some impressive brainrot, so impressive I think you're fucking with me. The entire final boss rush is men. the final boss of the DLC and most major bosses are men, Malenia is the only woman in the entire endgame basically.

>>717924341
I have no idea why you bothered writing all of this. You just gave summaries of each character I mentioned, information that I already knew. Also, if I recall correctly, Nepheli Loux is literally the descendant of Godfrey and the rightful ruler of Stormveil. Elden Ring has a literal affirmative action legacy character in it

>>717924647
You being in denial doesn't change that the game flopped and had a terrible consumer reception.

>>717920535 (OP)
>make woke shit
>it flops
>erm well uhhh uhhh socioeconomic issues

>make not woke shit with like, 1 mildly socially progressive element in it, like a well written gay guy or saying "war is bad"
>does well
>SEE THATS WHAT WOKE IS, WOKE IS GOOD AND IT SELLS GREAT!!!!

>>717924647
You know what the funnies part about Tortanic niggers is, anon? You can go check right now how SWTOR is doing. Its doing really really well. The big event that they cling onto and is the center, the start of this whole movement on shitting on games is founded on nothing.

>>717922925
The Russians want to purge Leftists too? Nice. Loving Vladimir more by the second.

>>717924713
No, anon, I did not summarize characters you already mentioned, you ignored half of my poost to pat yourself on the back. Get the fuck out of the thread.
>Nepheli Loux is literally the descendant of Godfrey and the rightful ruler of Stormveil.
Descendant of Godfrey, means little or nothing because she's not remarkable, Godrick is also a direct descendant and is pathetic enough his power boost as a demigod came from grafting Tarnished limbs to himself. There is no rightful ruler of Stormveil, just better ones.

>>717924783
>this whole movement of shitting on games
Basic consumer standards?

>>717924637
>no argument, just seething
Thanks for your contribution to the thread, we really appreciate it
>>717924674
>The entire final boss rush is men
Men who are all weaker than half of the female cast

>>717924863
no daily /v/ outrage threads are not consumer standards

>>717924868
... Except not at all? Wait, are you actually going to use shit like boss v boss fights as "Canon powerlevels" you retard?

>>717924840
You simply have no argue or point. You just want to argue for the sake of it

>>717920535 (OP)
Project Nortubel

>>717922420
>ask what the difference between type A and B is
>get banned for transphobia

>>717924868
What argument should i give to your subjective delusion? You think you are fighting this great fight against ghosts and expect me to be able to pull you out? I'm sorry, maybe if you surrounded yourself with real people more often you would see how absurd your point of view is.
>>717924863
How did you go from hourly raids on latest game releases and spamming of threads about indie games with "buy and ad" to protecting your consumer standards? Thats a huge reach, my dude. I think political activism might be better for you as a hobby.

>>717920535 (OP)
not the woke part but Dying Light, Dead Island is the worst games i've ever paid full price for and expected Dying Light to be even shittier but it ended up as genuinely one of my favorite games.

>>717920535 (OP)
Old School Runescape

>>717925142
So wait are you just here to argue that laughing at Concord and Veilguard and Dustborn isn't fun? It's pretty fun. Watching large releases fail is a great time.

>>717922214
I blame people becoming illiterate and being unable to elaborate which of the 20 definitions of word "political" they're referring to.
Twitter is the main culprit with its 140 character limit

I came here to say that this thread is fucking shit
I take my leave now, thank you

>>717925013
Marika is the uncontested most powerful character in the setting, that's the whole point. On top of being the ultimate god-empress of the Lands Between. Rennala in her prime was roughly in the same tier as Marika/Radagon since she fought him to a standstill, and she's the empress of the setting's other major country. And Malenia is considered to be the most powerful warrior in the setting (I'm Team Radahn personally but it's clear that the writers intend for her to be the most powerful, at least until DLC Radahn, and that's reflected through the gameplay as well). You cannot possibly deny that the world of Elden Ring is inherently matriarchal and female-centric. That's just the way it's designed

>>717920535 (OP)
>>717924778
nobody knows what "woke" even means because it's a product of somethingawful

>>717920695
I don't think I ever paid a single modicum of attention to BG3's story. It's a good sandbox for fun builds, that's about it. Larian is incapable of good writing but they're good at making fun RPGs.

I came here to say that I agree with the guy who says that this thread is fucking shit
I also take my leave, goodbye

>>717925142
>What argument should i give to your subjective delusion?
There is no argument you should or could give, because what I'm saying is plain fact. Why do you even care? I like the game, isn't that what matters? Why am I not allowed to like a game and also think it's woke?

>>717924535
It's the simplest metric to go by. It's never definitive, but it's easy to read and would always at best at least make you go "huh, why is that" even if the reason ends up being valid.

>>717923268
The entire fucking game is women being pants-shittingly brain-numbingly retarded and basically catapulting their society into endless conflict, war and death. It's basically Woman Moment: The Game.

>>717925323
Make another thread for your goyslop game already fag

>>717925273
Games like those 3 were things that were released in the past as well and nobody have them any importance. Its a shitty game, with shitty visuals and cringy songs/following a bad trend. Dustborn is like a personal project for some young adult type shit, its not for me but if there is somebody out there who feels that way then thats fine by me.

>>717925407
I have no words for this honestly. I guess enjoy your games.

>>717925325
Okay fine
>make gay annoying game where I play as a pseudo white pseudo lesbian, the entire game is packed to the brim with antiwestern antireligious, antimale rhetoric,
>it flops
>well uhhh socioeconomic reasons and chudcel gamers

>make not gay annoying game where I play as whoever I want, or a white guy. One NPC in the game is loosely implied gay
>it does well
>"these 2 games are the same thing, therefore the formula of forcing the player to play as a pseudowhite lesbian espousing antiwhite antiwestern antimale rhetoric completely works"

>>717925323
Renalla fought the kingdom to a standstill, they weren't just duelling on the battlefield. Now Renalla is a mindbroken invalid because one man cucked her. She's the easiest main boss in the entire game. Melania is the strongest duelist, because she cheats literally every time she starts losing and explodes into rot to kill the other party, losing more of herself and immediately becoming defenseless. Marika is Radagon is a really pretty easy boss.

Here's my woke tier list.
Literally not an issue tier:
>black people
>gay couple/romance option
>body type a/b
>"authoritarianism bad" narrative
>pride flag/colours somewhere not too obnoxious
>nazis bad
>devs posts politics on twitter/bsky
Kinda odd tier but it doesn't affect my gameplay tier:
>Pronouns on character creation screen
>Top surgery scars as an option
>Arachnophobia mode
NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING:
>actual comparison/allusion to real life contemporary people that the devs don't like
>gay couple/romance option (anachronistic)
>actual comparison/allusion to real life contemporary politics
>everything Veilguard did
>black people (ugly)

>>717920695
bg3 is good now, no compromises

>>717925542
This is such a cope. That's like calling God of War 3 Man Moment: The Game. Is God of War a critique of patriarchy? I don't fucking know, maybe, who cares. No one's thinking it about because said "patriarchs" are fucking badass all-powerful warrior gods. Same goes for Elden Ring's matriarchs. It's not le epic stealth commentary, Miyazaki is not some secret based chud misogynist

>>717925571
Games like those three were not released with 400 million dollar budgets. PS2 shovelware was beneath notice, and terrible large releases like RE6 were endlessly lampooned in the day, and is still lampooned now. You're just mad that you don't like the reason we're pointing and laughing at the new dogshit.

>>717925307
First time on /v/?

>>717925635
>Rennala isn't strong because her boss is easy and you fight her when she's at her weakest
You could say the same for literally every Fromsoft boss, because that's kind of the whole fucking thematic point of the franchise. Legendary heroes reduced to shells of their former selves. If you parry him, Gwyn is even easier than Rennala. But he's still obviously meant to be the most powerful character in the setting

>>717920535 (OP)
KCD2 I hear

>>717920535 (OP)
Dungeons of Hinterberg

>>717920535 (OP)
For me it was a lot of star wars game.
SWOTOR, KOTOR, and Republic Commando

>>717925542
half of the shattering was miquella, caelid is a wasteland because he wanted radahn bussy

your next line will be "miquella is an honorary chick"

>>717925729
There's no "girlboss" faggotry to be found in this game, every female character in the game is either fucking braindead or a worthless jobber, and only gets a pass for being blatant coombait like Ranni and Marika. Not a single female character comes even REMOTELY close to being as memorable as Radahn, Mohg or Margit, hell, EVEN THE MOST HATEABLE CHARACTER IN THE GAME IS STILL A MAN, MIQUELLA.

>>717925879
But she's not, she just had a great army once. She herself is a strong wizard but isn't even the only god-wizard around. Ranni made you fight her at full power, and she was a joke.

Deltatroon.
If you ignore the fact that 90% of the characters are gay and the MC seems to be non-binary or hermaphrodite rather than gender-ambiguos, then it's actually a good game with very good music.

>>717925729
"man moment" would have you pulled apart in outraged fury by the kinds of people that horse-laugh at woman moment

>>717926167
>full power
Fucking no, she's a brainbroken weakened husk of her former self.

>>717926253
That's only because the people offended by "Women moment" are too physically incompetent to do so.

>>717926218
I think it's just Noelle that's gay so far

>>717920535 (OP)
I don't play modern games and I haven't for the last ten years

>>717926253
At that point in time i don't think anybody cared. They would bitch about level design,the combat, the combos, the weapons, the conclusion of the story etc. They would treat the person saying that the same they would any kind of other activism.

>>717926316
man moment

>>717923728
>game that replaces gender with "Body Type A or Body Type B" isn't woke at all, it's totally traditional in fact
eat shit, tranny

>>717926101
>EVEN THE MOST HATEABLE CHARACTER IN THE GAME IS STILL A MAN, MIQUELLA.
Doesn't that just prove my point further, as to how biased Elden Ring is towards females and against males? Marika and Ranni are treated as sympathetic by the writers. Again, I'm not saying that I personally sympathize with them. Just that they were clearly intended by the writers to be tragic characters, and it worked given how many people unironically root for them. Meanwhile, Miquella is pure, unnuanced despicable evil and there's no option to side with him, only to kill him. You can even side with the Frenzied Flame and the Dung Eater, but not Miquella. Nothing tragic or sympathetic about him. Radagon is a one-dimensional villain too

>>717926167
Does the lore ever specify if Rennala and Radagon personally dueled? I'm pretty sure they did but idk, I haven't talked to Miram in 3 years

>>717926327
sussie has a thing for noelle too, so she's also a lesbian (unsurprisingly)
also alphys and undyne?
mettaton being a methaphor for body dysmorphia too for example

>>717926302
Yeah, and then you fight her phase 2.
>>717926440
Marika is not sympathetic, she's a fucking horrible monster. She desired the shattering to happen and sent her kids against one another because she regretted the fucking pact she made with sky-god. Ranni is sympathetic, but is still clearly monstrous.
>>717926551
I think the only time they met was bedbreaking sex, and clearly Rennala lost that one.

>>717926440
Marika isn't treated as sympathetic, what the fuck? Literally everything in the setting is her shortsightedly pursuing a utopia she can't provide and sending armies at anything in the Lands Between that resists.

>>717926440
>Marika is sympathetic
I didn't pick up an ounce of this. I felt worse for Godfrey and Radahn than I did Marika.

>>717926440
Being the most hateable is still being memorable at the end of the day. Like seriously, who gives a fuck about Rennala? Who seriously cares about Ranni's retarded teenage angst the milisecond they get the Moonlight Greatsword? IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD IS MARIKA SYMPATHETIC!?!?!

The only truly sympathetic characters in this game are Godfrey, Radahn and Margit.

>>717926605
Susie and Undyne reciprocating depends on whether you're buck-breaking Noelle and stole Alphys' chocolates respectively
Mettaton is a humanboo in Undertale's context, in Deltarune's it's a daydream that represents a Titan at least a little (generation of tiny minions, "towering" defense, etc)

>>717926645
>then you fight her phase 2
She still isn't full power there, that's a weakened rennala mustering up the best she has in her still brainbroken weakened state. You think one of the strongest witchzards in PRIME lands between summoned a dragon that was weaker than post millenia old weakened dragons? Reminder her son used gravity magic to hold up the fucking sky.....
You're in a dead world and are fucking husks the entire time.

>>717926808
Anon it's literally Ranni pulling forth a grand spell to make you fight her at full power. Renalla has nothing to do with anything, she's not even fighting you.

>>717926872
In what way is Ranni capable of putting forth a full power PRIME Renalla you fucking goober?

>>717920535 (OP)
None because the tone of games that i enjoy is the polar opposite of what a "woke" team would create. Pic related. I don't care about trannies or niggers or kikes or left and right. I want characters and dialogue that Garth Ennis or Tarantino would write in 2008.

>>717926645
>>717926659
>>717926663
>>717926738
I can't believe you retards fell for the "LEL ELDEN RING IS LE WOMAN MOMENT, FROMSOFT IS SO BASED" psyop this hard. Literally confused your chud meme headcanon with authorial intent. Marika is CLEARLY supposed to be a sympathetic tragic character who is atoning for her sins after realizing all the suffering the Golden Order brings. Radagon is the embodiment of her negative traits. Even before the DLC came out, this much was obvious, and then the DLC gave her a tragic backstory and it was certain. Marika is literally female Gwyn, or female Vendrick

>>717926796
the fact is that they are lesbians, independently of their relationships coming to fruition or not
also the gay guards from undertale?

>>717920535 (OP)
Literally zero games

>>717926940
Ranni can literally cast Rennala's big moon spell, but cold.

>>717920535 (OP)
GTA 6

>>717920535 (OP)
Baldur's Gate 3

It IS pretty woke, but it's also the best CRPG we've gotten in years. Shits all over it's predecessors, which are supposedly 'classics' (they suck).
And this is coming from a boomer.

>>717927068
That's not full strength. Nothing in Elden Ring is at full strength. All of reality is shattered, everyone is weak

>>717927001
>Marika is tragic
I don't agree.

>>717927001
>atoning for her sins
She's breaking the world over her knee and plunging it into eternal suffering while her kids all kill eachother to establish a new order. She demanded this of them. She crushed the horned ones underfoot out of vengeance, brought about an age, and then decided to crush it underheel because she felt too enslaved by the big fucking hand in the sky that she pledged allegiance to. Radagon meanwhile just wants to fix the Golden Order because at the very least it functioned.

>>717927123
>And this is coming from a boomer.
Are you a homosexual?

>>717927167
Alright cool, she's reduced like everyone else and is an easier fight than fucking Godrick. So her at 30% is shitter than everyone else at 30%, ergo she's not that strong.

>>717927273
>Woke hating person trying to resist thinking about gays and dicks challenge: Level impossible

>>717927001
Marika has a sperg attack about the consequences of something she chose, fucks everything and everyone over and I'm supposed to feel sympathy for her? Fuck that.

>>717927001
This nigga really thinks Gwyn is sympathetic. Lol, lmao even

>>717927001
You're too wrapped up in personalities and team sports.
Marika is granted a bastardized Holy Spirit or Essence of God to create her own bastardized Holy Trinity, and with it she fucks everything up, but arguably does a better job than most would, and now everything's all fucked and it'd the tarnished's job to do whatever the fuck he pleases which may or may not be all part of the greater wills grand keikaku

>Fromshit spam ITT
When are these faggots getting a containment board

>>717920535 (OP)
99% of so called "woke" games

>>717927343
Not how it works, apples don't decay at the same rate as oranges.

>>717927534
This but with /vpol/

>>717927373
So you are one, why try to hide it? No boomer would think that gay game is better than bg2 but a homo, you don't need to be ashamed, it's just obvious.

>>717927597
She's pristine in her little library churning out clone babies all day and Ranni is uncontested. Meanwhile, Radhan is 85% rotted and holding space still, Godrick is himself, Godfrey is just freshly back from literal death, Melania has been sitting at the bottom of a tree crying about her twink brother, Morgott has been hunting tarnished. She's the least rotten out of all of them, and she's shit.

>>717927504
Two Fingers' keikaku, GW abandoned the planet almost instantly
Though Elden Ring ends with defying the Two Fingers pretty much no matter what because you have to burn the Erdtree, something considered insane heresy and not an option by the Fingers

>>717927801
>GW abandoned
Not necessarily, he just isn't actively working. In a similar way to how Marika intentionally went against her own faction, it's still possible GW is waiting in the wings and being more subtle

>>717922493
>>717924138
but
it's woke in KCD2

>>717921347
The pseudo-moderates will never learn. They're hell-bent on not being seen as extremist and will make the dumbest concessions to the leftists if it means they don't have to be called far right neonazis.

Chris Raygun had this happen to him. Spent years seething that he's actually totally a leftwinger but eveyone keeps labeling him far right until he lost all his edge and started talking about how relevant it is to bash white supremacy and telling people not to misgender trannies.

>>717920535 (OP)
Tbh the only game that really deserves the "it's woke" hate is dragon age vanguard
Every other game that /v/ hates because "it's woke" are just bad games with black women in them

>>717928102
All secular "skeptics" are doomed to fall into this trap. You can only spend so long saying something is bad before you analyze why it's bad
>well it's bad for society! But why is doing what's bad for society bad and how far does this extend, how far is too far?
I'm not saying you can't do good and not be religious but without an objective standard you can only stare into the trannyism void for so long before it stares back

Subnautica.
BG3, RDR2, KCD2, Disco Elysium are all shit.

>>717921415
In what way is Dungeon Meshi woke? fr

>>717928192
concord is one of the biggest examples of executive meddling and design by committee and the shameless retards on this board will still flail their arms over their head and bellow about it being an edifice of leftism

mostly because they seem to be russian, from the times i've seen threads get moved to /pol/ and die

>>717925135
>call something a futa
>get banned for misgendering a drawing of a trans male

>>717928591
Trans female, bigot

>>717928574
Maybe it's because of the OBVIOUS and BLATANT compromised art design and stories. But I'm sure executive Warbukks just really wanted the first black trans performer in video games, and just HATED attractive characters.

>>717921741
What even inspires a take this schizophrenically incorrect and disconnected? Like how did you draw a throughline? Is it just anything with gay? For fucks sake BG3 and Undertale might as well be cousins then.

>>717928574
>it was corporate meddling and Russian interference
You are insane, go outside

avowed
glad i got to try it on game pass and didn't give the studio an money

>>717928495
>fr
Ask me again in English, you dumb nigger ape

>>717928923
undertale isn't really woke either, and a bunch of retards like you want to pretend it is because tumblr faggots simped over it... so you are correct.
newfags like you don't get it.

>>717928757
I can't think of a single game that would be good if not for the black ugly female protagonist
They aren't being ruined by it, they were bad to begin with and /v/irgins are taking it political

>>717929228
The black ugly female protagonist is just the hallmark of a compromised game. The people that make the game are first and foremost ideologically driven, and you think it's surprising that the rest of the game isn't ideal either? If a game is a platform to peddle an ideology, why would any part of the game be inspired?

>>717920535 (OP)
Cyberpunk 2077

>>717929228
hello shill.
we have been saying for years that one is merely an indicator of the rest, and that they are interlinked because retarded political activist devs are shit at developing games.
it was always linked to politics
go fuck off now.

>>717929228
Yeah but the mindset that gave you the black woman made the game. You're effectively making the argument that "so what the person making poor and risky decisions is in a poly relationship, even if they weren't in the poly relationship they'd be making bad decisions"

>>717921715
You sneaky sonuvabitch

>>717929341
people only say its woke now because concord flopped as well.
it was part of the backlash and desperate scramble because they couldn't keep pretending "go woke go broke" wasnt a thing, so they desperately started drawing bigger venn diagrams around "their" circle.

>>717929228
Can you think of a single game that's good with a black female protagonist? Rochelle and Clementine don't count

>>717921951
Yes, everyone was calling the cisquisition woke.

>>717929228
>studio makes mid game
>it underperforms
>*crickets*

>studio makes mid game but black female protagonist
>it underperforms
>"IT'S BECAUSE OF WOKE!!!"

many such cases

>>717929449
CP77 also kind of exposes how terrible wokeism is
>SEE SEE THE DYSTOPIAN FUTURE WHERE NOONE VALUES LIFE AND NOONE STANDS FOR OR BELIEVES IN ANYTHING IS WOKE AND IT DID WELL!
is about as good an argument as saying oppressive mindcrime governments are good because 1984 sold well

>>717929542
no one believes your bullshit.
see
>>717929358
>>717929387
>>717929325

>>717920695
I literally don't consider BG3 as woke, because as far i seem there's no "moral shoving" or retarded flags or tumblr language.
The gay zoo stuff has the purpose of being sexual, not moralizing, and it's not "safe corporate".

>>717929542
The black female protagonist with cornrows and the story about claiming reparations may in fact be markets that the game is bad because the creators focused first and foremost on delivering an ideological message which may lead to them having less focus on the actual quality of story and gameplay. In other words, it's fagnigger shit made by woke devs.

FFXII, yeah it's not a 10/10 but it was the game that finally sucked me into JRPGs

femboy simulator in roblox. turns out it has insane mechanical depth.

>>717929449
>>717929560
You both make me happy, I've played it since launch for thousands of hours. At no point did I think the game was woke. But /v/ did call it woke, so I always just considered it to be a woke game during conversation. Glad to see that is changing. /v/ is growing up.

>>717920535 (OP)
If it's woke, nothing will make it good

>>717929751
>But /v/ did call it woke
no, some random retards and coping shills called it woke.

>>717929796
And those coping shills took the lions share of any given conversation about the game with their relentless yapping and shitposting.

going by my definition of woke which is "is thing made by guilty white liberals trying to score good boy points as evidenced by their customer interactions and social media presence" then no.

>>717922082
Gay characters (Henrietta and Delores)
Also isn't the biggest fan of religion
The team is from Quebec
Still a great game and probably the best multiplayer horror game I've ever played

>>717929160
>undertale isn't really woke
bro, toby fox really forces the idea that being gay is completely normal, to the point that there's an equal proportion of gay lesbian and straight characters, mettaton is even pseudo-trans, and nobody mentions any of this as weird in any moment, in fat everyone is supportive of this.
Is not realistic, it's a woke fantasy world where racism and homophobia don't exist.
that being say they are good games with many good qualities, but they are woke in the sense that they try to normalize LGBT
I wouldn't say it's forced diversity though, it's not forced at all

>>717929160
That was the point of my comment, that the reply was nonsensical and had virtually no throughline, you just skimmed for keywords like a nugen retard and slammed out a response like watery stool. You self important crossposting faggots always feel the need to signal your pedophilic politics that nobody gives a shit about and everyone is fatigued of. Go sell your garbage somewhere else you programmed drone.

>>717929675
I think you misread OP's picrel, bud. It's an edit of the typical bird meme

pregmata

>>717929751
Its woke in the sense its culturally aware. The trans flag drag racer was pushing it, but everything else is set in a setting so grim you really can't use WOKEY points to gain any kind of social credit score.
>haha our society is so forward thinking for having gay people and no obscenity laws
>meanwhile everyone is hooked on CyberCrack, suicide and criminal fatality are at an all time high, people are milking men to death.....
Like what positive social message is a "woke" person supposed to extract from Cyberpunk

>>717920695
it was a pleasant surprise eating around the dead flies

>>717929929
>>717929968
I don't care about your retarded screeching about his little indie game full of badly used buzzwords to try and blend in.

also for this retard:>>717929542

>>717929915
I love CIA experiments and MKUltra lore so fucking much, I love seeing normies grab onto this stuff

>>717929915
>Gay characters (Henrietta and Delores)
Okay, and? Gluskin was gay in Whistleblower. In fact, pretty much every dude in Outlast wanted to rape Miles/Waylon. If anything, it's homophobic it how much it demonizes homosexuality.
>Also isn't the biggest fan of religion
Yeah but chuddy atheists are common and literally every Outlast has a critique of religion in it

>>717920535 (OP)
south of midnight. the atmosphere, soundtrack, and art direction has so much soul. too bad the gameplay is mid as fuck. it's the perfect gamepass game imo

>>717925707
what site? basedmods still has a shit UI so it can't be that

>>717929483
I can think of plenty of good games with protagonist that would be considered "woke" but none of those games are ruined by it
My argument is woke shit doesn't ruin games. It doesn't make otherwise good games bad. Woke shit is usually shoehorned into bad games to make them appeal to people who care about that sort of thing
Its a business decision to try and save games the dev knows will underperform

>>717930104
Okay, good, it's not christian approved.
Now do it have something like this?

>>717930227
you are a retard.
when the devs are woke they genuinely think both their political crap and their shit gameplay is good.

>>717920535 (OP)
KCD2

>>717929929
>Is not realistic, it's a woke fantasy world where racism and homophobia don't exist.
It's a literal fucking fantasy world where most characters aren't even human. Why would racism and homophobia exist among that society? That would just be creatively bankrupt. And how would the existence of racism and homophobia enhance the characters or themes of that particular story in any way?

>>717930227
Wokeism is a symptom of the disease. Too much time in zoom meetings talking about injecting contemporary politics into your open world magic combat game and not enough time actually fucking making it good.

>>717930227
Woke shit is a development goal that makes games bad. It takes a possibly good game and retools it to deliver a message at the expense of everything else. Isn't it odd that these games are always lacking in the same exact way in the writing and gameplay?

>>717930170
My co-worker really likes that game, but he literally is a Louisiana swamp person thing, so I took it with a grain of salt. Might check it out.

>>717930227
>I can think of plenty of good games with protagonist that would be considered "woke" but none of those games are ruined by it
Then why didn't you name any when I asked you to?

>>717930325
So fantasy races have no sense of objective morality or social cohesion???

>>717929929
guy who believes george w. bush is still president

>>717928005
Because Vavra lied about it.

>>717930408
This.
>THERES TONS!
>>717930227
Give your best 3 examples. I don't want a shotgun spread of weak examples, give us 3 really good ones

>>717930108
>I DONT CARE
>LOOK AT MY SEETHING JPEG WHERE I DEPICT YOU AS HAVING THE MK ULTRA RESPONSE
Lol pixel game triggered your brainchip

>>717928757
retards: woke MKultra agents changed it
smart people: sony changed it

>>717930424
How irreversibly brainrotten are you? Explain why the Undertale monsters would be homophobic. Why would Sans the skeleton care about two dudes fucking exactly?

>>717930559
>troon freaks out as his shitty narrative gets flipped
lol

>>717920535 (OP)
>99% of the answers in this thread are BG3
ONE GAME

>>717925707
Is there a mod to remove all the nose rings?
Also what site is that? Is it usable without an account?

>>717930274
Few things are worse than niggerman, BG3 is not on that level. There is a dragqueen/tranny NPC though.
And they sprinkle some gay stuff here and there like pic related (background conversation between two npcs).

>>717930579
Why can't woke MKultra people at sony change it?

>>717930743
because SHUT UP CHUD WOKE WAS NEVER REAL now

>>717929683
I love femboys but I hate roblox.

>>717920535 (OP)
How do you define woke? For me, it's supposed awareness of societal inequalities from a leftist perspective, where these inequalities are either wrong or not addressed accurately

>>717930653
Literally every deep gnome is gay, here are no confirmed straight ones. It's so baffling I had to make sure that wasn't just a cultural thing from Forgotten Realms.

>>717930608
>brainrotten
I'm not saying they'd explicitly be outwardly racist(they are towards humans) or homophobic. I'm saying realistically they would have moral disagreements and judgements as literally every single society ever has. Particularly in a post fallen monster world where there is no rule of law and the king is just some asshole hiding in a castle.
If we wanna go with toontown rules then so be it, but let's not then pretend that Undertale is a particularly well written piece of media

>>717930653
I see
When i read "woke" i generally think on out of place tumblr shit that no one but a small group of internet poisoned retards even understand.

>>717930621
My narrative didn't flip, you proved my point that it was never about the content of these games and merely your perception of it by responding completely nonsensically.

>>717930325
>if I create a fantasy world that is woke it's not actually woke because it's fantasy
???
yeah I mean, I never said that it was real life, just that toby fox purposely designed it with that in mind, making it woke
>That would just be creatively bankrupt
being realistic is being creatively bankrupt? LMAOOOO
>how would the existence of racism and homophobia enhance the characters or themes of that particular story in any way?
you think racism and homophobia can't be important plot points and context ques for an interesting character development? the fact that toby didn't want to include all that is just his preference, a woke preference though
>>717930425
i'm not american so I don't get what you are trying to say
in fact I don't think I was alive when he was president

>>717930642
ok I answer Kingdom Come Deliverance II.
woke but still a good game.

>>717930108
the point of the original comic is to demonstrate a fallacy where the problems with a game are attributed to the skin color of the protagonist instead of the actual parts of the game that matter

your edit is just a seething reply where you just insult the person who posted the original comic because you don't actually have a logical response to the points it raises

>>717930892
>angry troon continues to seethe and deny reality after his fake narrative was drawn accurately
lying nigger lmao

>>717930743
cuz people are really horny to believe executives aren't insulated retards and couldn't possibly be behind ugly characters, see the sonic movie's first draft which got as far as making merchandise before the revolted reaction from its audience made them step back and pretty much redo the movie

>>717930929
no, the point of it is to make up a fantasy for woke retards to cope with, that they then post around pretending its real.
much like the rest of their worldly beliefs.
stay mad, lying niggers

>>717930940
>UM ACTUALLY IM RIGHT YOURE WRONG
>THAT NEVER HAPPENED BECAUSE I SAID SO YOU SEE????
The effects of glowniggers on nugens needs to be studied.

>>717930952
Why would they be behind ugly characters unless someone in the company was telling them that ugly characters are more profitable?

>>717931013
>troon commences full on meltdown because his shitty comic was easily redrawn.
ten fucking years and then some of trying to explain this to you lying idiots and you think we would forget?

>>717930494
that's dishonesty, not exactly woke.

>>717930867
>I'm saying realistically they would have moral disagreements and judgements as literally every single society ever has
But why do you immediately default to homophobia for that? Have you considered that different species in completely different societal and biological circumstances wouldn't have the exact same moral debates as humans such as homophobia?

>>717930881
Woke is just being a gay lib, simple as.
Black people commit lots of crime, you either accept this and try to find solutions or absolve them of every sin they commit because slavery existed that one time.
That is to say there are plenty of less gay libs who are seeking a solution to the black crime problem, and they may even blame racism for the result of black crime, but they at least understand it's a problem that needs addressing and correcting. But wokeys will see black crime as commutable or even just due to past actions.

>>717922315
You can also grab elementary schoolers by the ass.

>>717931149
At no point in any species survival is "Inability to conceive a child" a positive on a societal level.

>>717928442
For the love of fuck, not the "Uhm, you can't have functional morals without god!" dogshit.
There is no objective standard for morality. There is optimal adaptation to the environment. Don't kill your tribe members because you're a social animal and are helping each other. But do kill the disruptive tribe members that jeopardize your tribe's wellbeing. Don't steal from your tribe because you all like owning things. But take away things from disruptive tribe members that own them through means disruptive to the tribe. Just listening to your instincts results in reasonable longterm survival rates. Those "skeptics" fall from grace because they still think their rationality can prevail over their instincts when they're nowhere near intelligent enough to understand that a properly clever man's rationality is mostly in line with his instincts.

>>717931047
>executives

>>717931149
I didn't default to anything, that was the other guy, I'm just pointing out that undertales world having 0 social issues is pretty weak writing as everyone is in lockstep with eachother

>>717931217
Some of them are literal fucking skeletons you braindead retard. How the fuck do they even reproduce? Who knows? Who cares? They're a fantasy species

>>717920535 (OP)
Futa

>>717931263
Do you think executives act without advisors?

>>717931268
its hardly the level of game you would expect that kind of depth from, though.
and told from the perspective of a child.

>>717931093
I dont follow internet drawings, Im sorry, I didn't know that you had to retool a meme, I'm sure it was arduous. I would think you would remember 10 years of "not ur personnel army kid" followed by the most aggressive non-paid crossposting campaign I have ever seen. All current posters are just reddit transplants, there are no organic posters left, just Timmy's itching to create le new viral greentext.

>>717931242
>there is no objective moral standard
>just do what I say because I'm a gay utilitarian
Self refuting argument. There is no objective reason to follow your morality, and I don't like you, therefore I don't need to entertain your arbitrary ruleset

>>717930881
i find it helps to see "woke" as "misrepresentation of reality or forced messaging". it's more of a feeling than anything that's easily defined.

that's why some people can't recognize something that's clearly woke, because if they don't know reality is being misrepresented or don't think about the message being sent then it doesn't appear to be woke. it will happen more and more if the normalization of for example gays or race mixing is successful.

>>717930653
>not on that level
Can somebody post that "Conservatives in 2035" copypasta?

>>717931342
The literal fucking skeletons can probably have literal fucking skeleton sex, because they are monsters and the reproduce like monsters.

>>717930108
>>717930621
>>717930940
>>717931008
>>717931093
this nigga having a full blown melty over a comic kek

>>717931376
Sure, let's go toontown rules, that's fine with me. But you would then have to spare me the "undertale is a masterfully written story with a rich world full of deep characters" I'd concede it's a fine cartoon

>>717931479
They reproduce like monsters. Uh-huh, and how do monsters reproduce exactly?

>>717931342
>>717931479
>how do skeletons reproduce
Are we really arguing whether or not skeletons know how to bone?

>>717931393
>>717931493
>troon goes off, cries, dialates, comes back with babbling monologue
yeah yeah "REEE HOW DARE YOU REDRAW MY PROPAGANDA"
we get it. you fuckers STILL can't meme.

>>717931510
>undertale is a masterfully written story with a rich world full of deep characters
point to one person ANYWHERE in this ENTIRE thread saying that bullshit.
that is something you conjured up from what smoothbrains on reddit and retarded woke faggots say

>>717931445
what's it about? must be absolutely hilarious if you're requesting a copypasta

>>717931372
yes, constantly
having an advisor you don't listen to is not functionally different from not having an advisor!

>>717931575
The characters in deathpoop are actually kind of cool in a Foxxybrown kinda way. Shame it's an Arkane game thoughbeit

every woke game is shit

>>717931419
You're a brown trans retard gorilla nigger afflicted with terminal narcissism who NEEDS to be CORRECT at all times or else you piss and shit yourself to death. To be told that subjective things matter and are in fact important is to sear your very soul out of this plane of existence. To be told that you are wrong in equating subjective to arbitrary is to make your brain shut down and go into full blown hysteria. You're a subhuman. You're beneath me. You're dumber than me and you are a part of the problem. You're not fit to survive and are only alive because of the society that nurtures failures.

>>717931593
>nobody says that except the people who say that
Okay

>>717931760
where do you think you are?
whom do you think you are arguing with?
no one here is saying this shit so why are you demanding we renounce it you fucking nigger?

>>717931726
That's a cool subjective book of a blog but I have no moral obligation to entertain it, pseud, and as such I wont. I hope God blesses you on this day and every day hereafter

>>717920535 (OP)
it's the perfect "zone out after work" type game. plus the environments are nice to look at

>>717931582
Ball-emptying bed breaking reverse full nelson sex. They make a lot of pictures about it.

>>717920535 (OP)
kingdom come 1

>>717920535 (OP)
none

>>717931927
This. There's a biology site that goes into detail about this, called paheal or some shit

>>717931726
Look in mirror

>>717931927
And do they also have skeleton AIDS, and that's another contributing factor to skeleton homophobia? Do they have a skeleton bible that condemns gay skeleton sex?

>>717931983
The supporting evidence can also be found in a place with 621 letter Es

>>717931594
It was basically a pasta about conservatives just being liberals from 5 years ago, describing a conservative who's in full support of fringe shit that we see as completely out of line right now and only voicing timid reservations about shit that's even more astronomically deranged than the radical shit we have right now. Think something like
>Okay, I'm fine with the drag queen story hour afterparties in our local underaged boy brothel, but can those stunning and brave queens at least use a condom when raping the male privilege out of my son? The rate of STDs in minors is through the roof!

>>717932053
>do they have skeleton AIDS
Now we're asking the hard questions!

>717932069
>that one troon is still crashing out because someone spent 5 seconds in MS Paint with his fake narrative

>>717931843
>That's a cool subjective book of a blog but I have no moral obligation to entertain it, pseud, and as such I wont. I hope God blesses you on this day and every day hereafter
>>717932010
>Look in mirror

>>717930608
>Why would Sans the skeleton care about two dudes fucking exactly?
why do people in real life do?

>>717932175
Christ's blessings upon you. I hope your day gets better

>>717922891
I think is because Marcille and the dwarf are gay. But I don't think it's woke

>>717932069
imagine drawing a strawman comic and then a real scarecrow starts yelling at you for calling him out

>>717932214
probably shouldn't have marched and sang about "coming for children"

>>717932214
Pic related

>>717930924
>GOY
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK got a chuckle out of me. Never saw that term used outside of 4chan.

>>717932214
The main anthropological reasons for homophobia is because sodomy spreads disease and because not having kids is seen as a drain on society. But both of those factors obviously wouldn't apply to fucking SKELETONS. Not even "because two dudes kissing looks gross" would apply here, because, again, they're fucking SKELETONS. Almost like they're a fantasy race or something

>>717923164
If Miquella is albedo and Radahn is rubedo.
Who is the nigredo?

>>717920535 (OP)
Tears of the kingdom.
The trailer showing the badass battle talus was instantly ruined by the goofy construct tower.
Then I played the game.

>>717932391
Idk, I have a feeling Undyne might have opinions about the gay skeleton brothers fucking in front of a child, monster or otherwise

>>717932391
>The main anthropological reasons for homophobia is because sodomy spreads disease
Not really. As an homophobic guy I can tell you I hate faggots because they rape children.

aids and pozpyrus

Returnal

Absolutely peak old school shooter mechanics with semi-randomized perks and levels, excellent art direction and sound, low threshold zone out gameplay, awesome biomes. All for nothing because it has a hag protag and a stupid story. The same studio is making a similar game for the PS5 and I'm hoping it will be just as good.

>>717932180
>
>>717932231
>Christ's blessings upon you. I hope your day gets better

>>717932552
Finally someone talking sense

>>717932242
Marcille nor the dwarf are gay. Hell I'm even a shipper and the Dwarf is getting sandwiched while Marcille is fucking Laios. If Falin ever gets involved with Marcille it's a spur of the moment "While I'm here" sort of thing.

>>717932552
Maybe monster faggots don't rape monster children though. You don't know

>>717932737
then they wouldn't be faggots

>>717932498
Undyne? You mean the dyke?

>>717920535 (OP)
Baldur 3, Deltarune, Disco Elysium, Mouthwash, all Owl cat games

>>717932256
kek

>>717932657
kek

>>717932815
My wife isn't gay anon.....

>>717932809
Not how it works

>>717932931
What Undertale characters are even gay besides Undyne and Alphys? I'm pretty sure they're the main thing the original guy was referring to when he said Undertale needs more homophobia

>>717932256
genuinely hilarious

>>717933017
Sans and papyrus are in an incestuous relationship

>>717922324
>>717922512
Whenever I see retards like you say "DONT LISTEN TO V REEEEEEE", BG3 is literally the only examples you retards have to offer.

>>717932817
>Mouthwash
not woke... right?
Not my daisuke, he's not forced diversity I swear, if he's cute then he can't be an affirmative action hire

None. They were all bad.

>>717933095
And it's not even a correct one. It's low quality slop for normalfags who still think the first Dragon Age was a top tier RPG.

>>717920535 (OP)
Contrarian faggot thread.

>>717920535 (OP)
The definition of woke is very confusing, there's a clear difference between Cyberpunk 2077 and fucking Flintlock the siege of dawn, Cyberpunk never bothered me, it has gay and tranny characters but it also has nude hot women and i can behave like a chud if i want, same goes for BG3 and FNV, meanwhile Flintlock, Concord or Dustborn are straight up embarassing to look at.

Thinking about it now, I believe woke means it's not appealling to straight men in any shape or form.

>>717931217
I strongly believe idiots should not reproduce

Signalis.
I wouldn't have even known if nobody told me.

>>717922315
To be honest I never tried doing that

>>717933496
>I wouldn't have even known if nobody told me.
Are you blind? The game is sickeningly gay. Even ignoring all the dykeshit, the game is just bad and ugly (top-down camera + ugly le retro graphics = immediately disqualified)

>>717933385
woke just means forced diversity
why do they have gays and niggers?
is it because is it relevent to the plot or because some executive that never played a game in his life thought it would get him more money? if the answer is the second, then it's woke
yeah of course Cyberpunk 2077 has gay and straight sex scenes, that is why is forced diversity

>>717920535 (OP)
tlou
i liked the atmosphere and story

>>717932102
>>717931445
oh that one, i have that image. i thought you wanted something text-only copypasta

>>717933631
>tlou
movie game

>>717920535 (OP)
Life is Strange

>>717933607
Gays and niggers exist today, and they would certaintly exist in a Cyberpunk dystopia, it's only forced if I'm forced to engage with it, and Cyberpunk doesn't, and I played for like 200 hours.

>>717920535 (OP)
None.

>>717933415
So do you have a thing that makes stupid people gay?

>>717922231
>outrageously bad writing
Name a game you think has good writing.

>>717920535 (OP)
Her game.

>>717933121
Its anti masculinity propaganda, where you need to cut off from your friends and family if they are "le evil" like if they were being sexist or voted Drumpf or made a trans joke

>>717933963
name?

>>717926940
You aren't fighting Prime Renalla you are fighting a projection made by Ranni.. Like Margit in Stormveil. Or Godfrey ghost. And Ranni is gameplay wise the strongest character in the setting since she can just poof you out of existence. If she wanted to end you then and there she would have. And after you kill her illusion you can't attack her because you have the same effect that exists in the roundtable hold except I doubt it's the Erdtree protecting Renalla,

>>717932364
you're not going to believe it but they make that guy Henry's brother a little later in the game. and they refer to each others as brothers even though they just met and they aren't actually blood related (henry's adoptive father impregnated a jewess).

additionally the jewish people in the city is driven out by evil christians and the game later even says that "blaming jews foreverything has a certain sad tradition here". it's very forced.

also the only black guy in the whole country saves Henry's life and he flirts with a white woman (she's of course not repelled by it but at least they don't end up as a couple)

>>717933496
OP wanted GOOD woke games. Signalis was a boring slog with pisseasy gameplay. It would be shit even if made by Sam Hyde

>>717934054
what the fuck does that have to do with mouthwashing?

>>717933786
The repulsive billboards and that trans flag on a vehicle are not optional. Neither is installing any of these gay options on your drive. But the horrendous bugs made that stuff take a back seat.

>>717933676
fixed it

>>717933963
What was even woke in the game other than brown woman? Was she a lesbian and didn't want to date the MC?

>>717926101
Malenia is the most memorable character in the entire game. She's more infamous than Radahn and Mogh.

>>717920535 (OP)
gachas

>>717934162
Curly did nothing wrong,but troons makes him responsible for rape

>>717920535 (OP)
>Nintendogs
>Pokémon Pinball: R&S
I was a very judgy playground kid.

>>717933786
ok explain how picking your genitals in the character creation menu was not forced

>>717934341
Curly sits in a Grey area and youre fucking old enough to know that retard, thats the entire point of his character, but what did you learn from him? Look at his crew, look at his ship.

>>717920535 (OP)
BG3. And that's it. There's nothing else that's ever redeemed it self because most games make their woke shit unavoidable.

>>717934230
tranny support is not reversed yet, but we're getting there. and there's no telling if trump's immigration-correction will be reversed in 5 years. biden's administration sneaked illegals in by night after all. not that i expect democrats to win in 2028 but after they shot trump in the head we know they can do anything now.

>>717920535 (OP)
none
zero games

>>717934230
overton window is real, all he left need to do is to come up with ridiculous shit like "create environment for Otherkin and 99 other genders" so that everything in comparison to that sound sane. We should do the same. Let's announce culling of negroes and gays and people will soon negotiate that women being forced to act as housewife moms with no voting rights is not such a bad alternative

>>717934553
Tranny support will never get reversed because the administration needs a new distraction every week and America has an obsession with covert homosexuality as a concept

>>717934513
Yep. There’s a weird amount of gay goblins running around in the Underdark, but it doesn’t change the fact that it’s a solid game.

>>717929160
you are goy cattle

>>717934452
>has loyal friend for entire life
>he was suppose to suddenly predict said friend is going to fuck up big time and cause everyone to die
Sure mate, just delete all your friends from contact list on your phone, who knows if one of them isn't jacking off to pedo stuff??

>>717934679
>America has
...

>>717930141
It might not fit very well as being woke desu I just wanted to talk about the game it needs more love imo

>>717934191
>The repulsive billboards
nigga it's cyberpunk, it always been like this, there's nothing woke about pic related

>trans flag on a vehicle
the one thing I think you're correct, it's not enough to ruin the game but it is a woke element of the game

>>717934431
you can not pick any genital, or pick the male/female one, it's the future so I'm assuming they have the tech to put a actual vagina on a man, it would be forced if they made you a tranny by default

>>717934894
>pic related

>>717934513
Disco Elysium is a cult game and so is Deltarune. Both contain gay characters

>>717934859
Curly got skill issued by poor gamesense, tuff, ggs ig

>>717932394
Basegame the Crucible itself, explicitly referred to as a bizarre melding pot of all life. For an actual person or character Maliketh and any other Empyrean shadow wolf.

DLC, hornsent jars and the mounds of bodies literally everywhere; Death in all forms is sent to the Land of Shadow to stagnate and keep it out of the eyes of the Lands Between.

>>717934191
cyberpunk does go out of their way to make the future look as gay as possible for some reason. i noticed in the sex shops they have chastity cages on full display but there's no chastity belts. everything is a decision by the devs.

>>717928000
Metyr lost contact with the GW as soon as she landed. Her only job was to spawn fingers. She tried to make contact and failed. The fingers are SURPRISED when they learn that Radagon himself isn't letting anyone inside the Erdtree, they don't know what the fuck is the plan and for the two Fingers burning the Erdtree is a nono so they try to make contact with the GW and stop moving for the rest of the game. Enia tells you that you might wait aeons before you get an answer IF you get an answer at all, life is too short, everything is fucked up, burn the Erdtree if you must son. Based Enia.
The GW sent Metyr with the default factory settings and called it a day. The GW wifi has a latency of millennia assuming the GW it's still around

>>717935217
Yeah, all I'm saying is GW isn't outright gone and fucked off and we don't know the full scope of GW

>>717934871
Larry Craig

>>717935207
you are just not aware enough of BDSM trends anon.
they were plenty accurate in their assumptions about the degenerate future, based on the current state of things.

i have never said nor written the word woke in my life

so many games itt that I didn't know were woke. very interesting

>>717935768
however big you think the sissy trend is let me assure you that normal straight bondage is two hundred times more common

>>717935852
you're missing out bro

>>717935918
woke can turn up in unexpected places, no matter how minor

>>717936031
normal straight bondage does not involve chastity belts.
you don't need that when you are tying someone up.

>>717932583
The 'Netflix Original' spacesuit design is what caused me to never play it, little did I know it's Risk of Raintroid

>>717936241
This, fucking this

>>717933676
It's the same vibe but that pasta was more entertaining. It was written in a more witty manner while this one is more "matter of fact"-esque, and it also didn't have the low effort jaks.

>>717920535 (OP)
I guess webfishing but it's abandoned and dead now, God rest it's soul

>>717933786
Dumbarses like you are incapable of understanding that in a setting where you can shove your brain into the body of a robotic dog that looks just like a real one there is no place of iconography belonging to a 2020s cult of grotesque self-mutilation, like the tranny flags on the tranny flag. It's idiotic, unimmersive, outside of the setting, and nonsensical. You're like those normalfags that watched DUNC and said it's fine if Kynes is a negress because it's a desert planet and that's where niggers are supposed to be. Completely divorced from reality or internal consistency.

>>717929645
Bait used to be believable

>>717936241
>>717936474
the topic is what you would put in the window of a sex shop... you wouldn't put stuff there that only appeals to 0.001% of the customers

>>717936520
i see, the image was probably based on what you're thinking of

Expedition 33
Horizon Zero Dawn and Forbidden West
RE2 remake and RE4 remake
All fantastic games.

>>717937681
clearly thats not the case.
they aren't normal porn shops, anon.
normal porn is just BD's you download to a wreathe.
you go to somewhere nicer for that, at worst you go to the Mox.

the stuff you talk about is only on display like that in jigjig street where all the more degenerate stuff is at.

>>717920535 (OP)
Prince Of Persia The Lost Crown
It's a legit good video game with unfortunate character design and marketing.

>>717920535 (OP)
none, there's no game fitting that criteria

>>717921415
The retards that say e33 is woke need no attention

>>717926958
The Punisher Max was so good. I'm hoping that the new Red Band coming out in September is good. Unfortunately, the show does nothing for me. It's boring, bland and the writers can't help but insert their own shitty ocs loosely based on comics characters.

>>717934276
Literally just coombait + e-celeb wankery.

Personally I consider games woke when they force that shit and doesn't feel natural to an excessive degree, so I can't think of anything aside of BG3.

ANNO: Mutationem

>>717928495
i've not seen all episodes but i remember a few gay underwear shots and not a single panty shot

>>717938212
what is e33?

>>717938406
really? what about raceswapping/gederswapping established characters or rewriting lore? for example Orcs going from being evil due to ideological differences to being evil due to having different goals.

>>717937885
It's kind of a common sentiment with american cuckservatives. It takes many forms.

>>717920535 (OP)
Warframe. One of the few games in recent years that actually had woke characters that were more than just their sex/gender/brand of weirdness.

>>717938753
>what is e33?
Wait, i figured it out. Expedition 33, naturally.
I've only played the intro but I remember you having a little niglet student that you pat on the head and say good bye to? I guess there's more of that throughout the game, which would warrant the woke stamp.

>>717921473
Seems SM managed to rein in most o SBI's craziness, partly because Jaffe himself is nuts. Other than Angrboda being a negress, of course.

>>717938753
senshi panty shots are for comedy
there's an entire bath scene with falin and marcille

>>717922312
>Forspoken
It had good ideas and Susurrus was actually likeable. Pity about the rest.

There's a reason that black bitch killed the studio "with her mind".

>>717939269
woke comedy i guess, would be countered with some panty comedy right? i'd find it a hell of a lot funnier if the girl fell into compromised positions. wasn't there some lesbianism in the anime as well? been a while since i watched it.

>>717939207
Lumiere is practically the only place in the game with black people. Lucien (the only member of the expedition that isn't white) also dies at the beginning, and he went out saving Gustave, who is white.

>>717939478
i've got it installed so i will play through it later after i finish the current game. will let /v/ know about the woke content later. i'm sure it's in there, else i would be surprised.
i'm one of the few ones that still count feminism (stronk womyn or women in leadership positions) as being woke but there's probably more than that.

>>717930104
>>717930653
The drag queen is a member of a literal carnival freak show outside Baldur's Gate and there's no quest. You have to go out of your way to talk to him and he just has a few lines about being a pervert and a necromancer and saying how people are scared of him. People only bring him up if they haven't played the game.

>>717940007
>The drag queen is a member of a literal carnival freak show outside Baldur's Gate and there's no quest. You have to go out of your way to talk to him and he just has a few lines about being a pervert and a necromancer and saying how people are scared of him. People only bring him up if they haven't played the game.

>>717940007
he gives you a big quest and there's no player that has ever missed him on a playthrough. you're dishonest.

>>717940293
that your honest reaction?

>>717940462
>that your honest reaction?

>>717940449
the only quest related to them is this one about the clown
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Find_Dribbles_the_Clown

>>717940525
>lil bro is going full HR crashout

>>717940632
>>lil bro is going full HR crashout

>>717922214
show me 1 thing in any metal gear game as bad as the bigot sandwich scene from Last Of Us 2

>>717940715
we don't need images of you and your friends.
the troon is still irrelevant

>>717940756
>we don't need images of you and your friends.
>the troon is still irrelevant

>>717933208
>who still think the first Dragon Age was a top tier RPG
Origins was great, you're a nigger

>>717940806
>being this mad
was that your self insert or something?

>>717920974
>KCD 1
>woke

>>717940565
which is a big quest

>>717940952
doesn't look big.
looks like a fetch quest.

>>717925686
>everything Veilguard did
anon veilguard did like everything in the top 2 categories

>>717940565
>Lucretious wants her star back - dead or alive.
the wiki refers to him as her, it's worse than i remember. it is a fucking tranny, not "just" a fucking drag queen.

>>717922472
just stop zoomzoom, old heads fucking love BG3.

>>717920535 (OP)
None.

>>717933676
You know the state of liberals is bad when they don't even try and hide it anymore just to try and make the other side just as bad.
Also Dragon Age 2.

>>717941018
guess you've not played the game, finding the body parts isn't that quick and there's custom dialog etc

>>717941046
hard to say actually, because trannies hate the existence of drag and force them to be female when they still think of themselves as male.

>>717940814
Your taste is shit, secondary tranny.

>>717940861
>>being this mad
>was that your self insert or something?

>>717940912
>Woman saving you
>Getting treated like shit early on
>Helping fag
>Helping witches
>Helping heretics
>Shitting on Church
>Helping out the more lib candidate in monetary quest

>>717920535 (OP)
I never played any woke game

>>717941208
>secondary tranny
give me good examples of CRPG's then and if you mention divinity I'm gonna send your mother a pipe bomb

>>717941275
>being this mad
was that your self insert or something?

>>717941586
nta but rogue trader, fallout, underrail.

>>717920608
FPBP

this is the most reddit comic
Worse than bike cuck

>>717941596
not that anon but you just keep saying "no u"
and you keep giving the unoriginal spammer (You)'s. You're a fag

>>717920535 (OP)
BG3

>>717941693
you sound like the original spammer but mad.

>>717941724
nigger you've been sounding mad the whole time, you just keep saying "heh, that u?"
that's the gayest shit, even gayer than posting the same 10 tranny webm's
and you're an unoriginal fuck, I know you're just gonna say "lol that's u + mad :^)" but if you don't want to actually argue, can you at least leave them alone so they stop posting stupid shit?

>>717941960
>crashes out
>"no you're mad"

>suddenly, the spammer just stops posting after the "nta" crashes out.
lol

>>717928005
It's woke because it's hamfisted and ruins the characters retroactively.

>>717941596
>Posts the same reply twice
Knew you were a bot.

>>717921925
this is the only real answer

>>717920535 (OP)
There are some real cuties here.

>>717920695
Only really the case if you are a based Durge enjoyer, any other Origin or Background is lame and takes away from the game and a Durge run purges pretty much all the shit characters in a single act

>>717929645
I haven't played BG3, but from what I've seen: Every character speaks exactly the same way and every settlement is as diverse as downtown L.A. There's no variable cultures, no geographical disparity. No borders, no religions, no war. Despite having different races to select from everyone speaks and acts exactly the same. All the race selector does is change how your character looks, essentially. That may not be "woke" depending on your definition but it sure as hell is bad writing and world building.

>>717942910
>digging through puke to find some good undigested parts

>>717927123
DOS2 has better gameplay
BG3 does a lot of things well, possibly even right
But DnD5e sucks ass

>>717922231
>obscene bugginess
Compared to what exactly? It was the most bug free CRPG on release ive played in like 20 years.

>>717928757
That and the cringe ass lady who insisted being addressed a certain way
The doctor or some shit

>>717933813
King's Field 1-4

>>717940814
>Great
Let's not do that far

>>717943224
>Every character speaks exactly the same way
Not true
>every settlement is as diverse as downtown L.A
Only applicable to act 3, baldurs gate
>There's no variable cultures
Not true
>geographical disparity
Not true
>No borders
Not relevant because of the retarded mindslug plot
>no religions
Not true
>no wars
True but again because of the retarded mindslug plot
Say you don't like it because it sucks for other reasons
But your reasons are practically all off mark

>>717922352
Both main game end boss and DLC end boss are trans in Elden Ring

>>717944527
>Being a twink is trans now

>>717941147
trannies also think of themselves as male, they have a fetish of forcing other people to play make belief. even the ones that cut off their dicks think they are male.

>>717923728
who the fuck plays an elf paladin

>>717944656
Twinks don’t grow long hair or wear girl clothes
Crossdressing is a tranny behavior

>>717920535 (OP)
For me it was monster hunter world. I spent like 2k hours on that game after I stopped hating.

Still haven't bought Wilds though

>>717945510
>Delinerately crossdressing
No?character is incidentally longhaired
YOU see the dress
YOU see the female hair
And women don't own long hair
I just see a bog standard plot involving a character that makes little sense from a company with historically abysmal writing

>>717945841
Based
I've only missed out on JP exclusive titles , the wiiU titles, and stories 1 and I can say wilds is the most disappointedive ever felt about a monster hunter game
That's before I factor in performance and bugs

>>717925707
None of this fixes the stupid story or the fact that the game is 5E

>>717945905
Tranny

>>717923728
surely people haven't forgotten?

>>717946193
>Hit chance being tied to damage output thanks to the retarded way armor class works
>Debuffs being tied to spell slots, rest, miss, saves, and whether or not you roll 1
5 points of failure
>Nothing matters if you roll 1
>Game has pRNG because anyone who's played xcom2wotc will tell you that game avoids chained bad rolls with extreme lucky rolls
>Terrible encounters like astarion being unconscious for the climax of his story or baal assassins having 6 charges of invincibility/cc immunity (lol debuffs)
Every ounce of variety and spice sacrificed for AoE spells/damage because those don't miss and multi hits because singular big spells that require rests are fucking worthless
It puzzles me time and time again that people think games started being good with BG3, which unceasingly tries it's hardest to fuck up the fun with DnD5e

>>717946304
Stick to pol, you and the people you obsess over are both equally mentally ill

>>717920787
Doesn't that game have a speedrun mode that autoskips all dialogue, most of those shitty indie metroidvanias tend to have that

>>717920535 (OP)
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
because it stars
...BLACK PEOPLE!

[~horror strings plays~!]

>>717951052
you joke for some reason but it's true. rockstar was representing niggers fairly and being carried by a good story and nice map it didn't hinder the game from becoming a rock in gaming.