Thread 717973372

>dogshit controller with the worst D-pad known to mankind that’s literally only good for smelee
>no bully
>no twistanity
>no budokai tenkaichi
>wrath of cortex capped at 30fps
>no silent hill
>no dmc
>no gta
>only has a dogshit remake of mgs1 that looks worse than mgs
>worst 3D Mario
>most forgotten Mario kart
>paper Mario thousand year door has the first tranny in gaming
>half the first party games released are copy and pasted party game shovelware
>no burnout 3
>can't play n64 games like the ps2 can play ps1 games
>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
>no manhunt
>no mortal kombat shaolin monks
>component cables only sold through select online retailers
>no ssx 1 or timesplitters 1
>ssx tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the dogshit controller is lacking 4 top buttons
>ps2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
>no final fantasy
>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot
>can't play dvds or cds

I can’t imagine being a cubie. There’s literally nothing this pile of shit does better than any other console

Yeah I reckon you got scammed, it's supposed to be called the Gamecube
If you got a Shitcube that's probably a knockoff idk what to tell you

>>717973372 (OP)
>I can’t imagine being a cubie
why does the same jeet always make this thread

>>717973372 (OP)
>>can't play dvds or cds
why would I want to watch movies or listen to music instead of y'know actually playing videogames

>>717974510
yeah lets go play some shitcube gam- oh....it doesnt have nay