Thread 717986725

OHNONONONONONONO

>>717986725 (OP)
What game?

Can't you tourists use the catalog and sort by creation date? How many threads are you going to spam about this, newtard?

is this a wheel chair?

>>717986762
Fucking C O P E tendie

>>717986756
Drag x drive

>>717986756
An eccentric little game from Nintendo trying to innovate, it's basically Switch 2's ARMs

Tourists will lose their mind because lo and behold they hate innovation.

>>717986725 (OP)
okay now remove the nintendo bonus

ONE GAME

I DONT KNOW WHY

I BOUGHT A SHITCH POO WITH NO GAMES TO BUY

Snoys really are braindead.

Go back to Red Dead Redemption 7 and walk around some more lmao

>>717987175
shitch poo lost and got raped tendiesnoy

>>717986725 (OP)
Tendiebros...

And GOTY goes to....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AadkgS4EJZ8&list=RDAadkgS4EJZ8

>>717986959
>MUST. DEFEND. NINTENDO.
>MUST. PAY. $50. FOR. SHOVELWARE.

>>717986959
Just because it's "unique" doesn't mean it's good faggot

>>717986725 (OP)
>Destruction All Stars but Switch 2
>tendies will eat this up

>>717986762
> How many threads are you going to spam about this
Considering the past, probably 20+ threads minimum.

>>717986762
There is no other thread on the catalog.

>>717987587
as many as I want because the mods are on our side, there's nothing you can do about it, bitch.

>>717986959
>innovate
>some shitty minigame you can prob find on fucking vrchat with better controls
man tendies really are delusional cultists

>>717986725 (OP)
That's... a bit higher than expected.
Guess being $20 helps.

>$20 tech demo
Why should I care exactly?

>>717987686
Can you blame them? For them, its something completely new and groundbreaking lol

Is anyone surprised? This looked like the most barebones excuse for a game ever made. People like to talk shit about ARMS, but at least it had a vibrant unique style, amazing music and a bunch of cool characters. What does this dogshit have? Nondescript crippled robots playing ball in a barren, gray warehouse?

Really seems like a game they should have packed in with some other tech demos.
Is anyone going to pay for this thing on it's own?

>>717986762
you came here last year newfag

>>717987745
well, $20 isn't so bad, I guess, but they still should have made this, and the Welcome Tour into one game.

>>717986762
>trannime
kys troon

>>717987891
Not at all
This game feels like they're trying to overcorrect the mistakes they made with ARMS but then missed the point entirely

>>717988235
It yako...

>>717986762
Assblasted middle-aged ex-tendies have unfortunately been here for a long time now.
They don't really have anywhere to go since the Switch was such a big hit.

>>717986756
The new ARMS for switch 2

>>717986991
>>717987246
Sony went third party Eric

>>717986756
Legs

Is this one guy calling everyone snoy and eric the single most mentally ill person in the history of /v/? Other brands have never had anyone like this. He's in every single thread 24/7 calling everyone eric

>>717988493
when GTA 6 releases you’re gonna off yourself i cant wait

>>717988235
Fuckin aussies.

>some highly paid producer at Nintendo actually thought that special Olympics basketball simulator would have been a surefire hit for their new console
Wild

>>717988561
its what no games does to a person

>>717988137
>>717988390
If anything it's the opposite. ARMS was a gimmick game that they tried to turn into a new Splatoon-esque franchise for $60.
This clearly only exists to be a gimmick game that ends there, thus the pricetag and lack of marketing.

>>717988235
DESAB

>>717988608
They forgot to give the robots big boobs.

>>717988608
I mean, you can do only so much with that mouse gimmick.
Making a shooter would have been a better option desu

>>717988583
I can wait a year for the PC port perfectly fine, but good try.

>>717988608
They also have this weird campfire game coming.

>>717988608
>would have been a surefire hit
What makes you think that was their expectation? Just because they made it at all?
Either way it's clearly going to make it's money back.

>>717988561
>>717988583
>>717988641
You lost and got raped Eric. Like Sony.
Remember to spam "shitch" and "poo" then say "I'm not the maaco I swear!"

I don't think anyone expected this to be good.

Nice how IGN now counts but when they give snoy games low review "d-doesn't count!"

>>717988891
Then why create it in the first place?

>cairo's star finger
heh

>>717986725 (OP)
>3rd game on the Switch
>its mediocre
expect more shitposting in the coming month

>>717988856
shitch poo lost and got raped like your life lool

>>717988752
That's some random third party, not Nintendo

>>717986756
cripple league

>>717989017
Switch 2: 6 million in a month
Sony: third party
Cacioppo: in jail

>random DEI game made by some wokie studio
>it's mediocre
What a surprise.

>>717986725 (OP)
The power of the Switch 2...woahh...

>>717989161
anon it's a Nintendo 1st party game

>>717986725 (OP)
only person on the planet who is buying this is the schizo obsessed with eric

>>717986725 (OP)
Is that what switch 2 owners enjoy playing?

I might pick it up. $ 20 feels about right for this game.

>Aquafag is now raping anti-nintendo faggots
Honestly based

>>717989307
>>717989087

>>717986725 (OP)
Why is this an "ohnonono" moment exactly?
Ign will always give Nintendo low scores if they can get away with it.

I love how eric schizo is trying so hard to present this facade of aloof superiority but it's just obvious he's quivering with rage and breathing heavily as he mashes away at his keyboard to tell off all those heckin evil snoys lmao

>>717988304
>ex-tendies
Call them what they really are anon.

>>717989659
Sony went third party so snoys are on meltdown status since last week

>>717989659
Nintendo Life gave it a 7/10. So, people are saying it's ok. Well made, but ok.

>>717989304
I had to double check this and you right, not only was it a Nintendo game but a Nintendo EPD game. How embarrassing!

>>717989712
Whatever you want to tell yourself dude.

>>717989748
That just means it's not worth at all

>>717989712
There is literally only one retard ITT, it ain't the anti-ericfag, 'caco

>>717989864
>>717989927
mindbroken

>>717988235
in mother russia Drag x drive is a 9

>>717989905
>7 is bad
go back zoomie

>>717986725 (OP)
Nobody will be playing this a month from now.

>>717987668
At least you admit it

>>717986756
tard squad

>>717990081
Nobody is playing this now

>>717989957
Projection

>>717986725 (OP)
We counting IGN scores now?

>>717990045
For game reviews? Yea that's a 5/10 on a normal scale. Not even exaggerating. That's just how it is. 6 is even worse.

>>717989304
Where's the lie

>>717990261
kill yourself

>>717990571
lmao

>>717990273
kek and true

>>717990629
LMFAOOO!!!!!!

>>717990629
>>717990940
and the mask goes off.

>>717986762
Kys Aqua avatarfag

>>717991121
cry bitch cry LMAO

I realized that tomorrow is Thursday and there isn't the usual Famitsu thread. Now I understand.

>>717986725 (OP)
I'm sure it'll be better once it shows up as a wario ware microgame

>>717991121
I wonder how many hashes he has that saved under.

>>717986959
Nah I love nintendo and I was hoping this faggy dei fest flopped. Do we have dev names yet? I want to know if this is a nip game or western.

>>717991214
Oh so the avatarfag constantly shitposting against games skipping the Switch is a tendie? I should have known, lmao

>>717986725 (OP)
Shittendo did it again!

>>717991413
>dei fest
?

>>717991234
Exposing yourself is not the own you think it is, 'caco

>>717991442
You're trying too hard

>>717991462
Chuds hate wheelchairs and think they are DEI

When you think they can't get any more stupid they always surprise you

>>717991551
>Chuds
?

>>717991462
Oh Im sorry. I forgot that everyone loves playing cripple basketball with ugly as sin chracters. This thing was greenlit by some giddy long nose excited to boost that esg score

>>717991629
>with ugly as sin chracters
Guys in helmets are ugly as sin?

>>717991551
Nice try fag. Its just such an ugly game. Not even the nips liked it

It could've been a fucking 10/10, hailed as the greatest "sports" game since NBA Jam and I still wouldn't touch it. I understand Nintendo tries to do these weird games, hoping to make the next Splatoon, but how did this one even get past the initial idea stage?

>>717991669
Yeah okay. You're using the tried and tested kike redirection. You know why this game isn't liked and people are tired of these pandering faggy games. I say this as someone with two systems in my household and quite a few games bought.

>>717991442
I don't know what's worse, the fact that you think people will believe you or the fact that you just indiscriminately shitpost like /v/ is your personal toilet.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/1708371759497650.png/

>>717991473
ez wreck like your hoe ass mother LMFAOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>717991791
>but how did this one even get past the initial idea stage?
>okay everyone, take a pair each and think about ways they can be used in tandem for a game
That's how I imagine

>>717991805
Schizo

>>717991827
Mindbroken

>>717992030
No its just a bad ugly game and you know it

>>717992030
step to me I'll knock your fucking block off scared pussy bitch LOOOOL

>>717992064
It's not ugly tho?

>bad
Have you played it?

>>717986725 (OP)
The Switch 2 is nothing but shovelware

>>717992116
Let me guess, then you'll slit my throar?

>>717992205
>throat
lil nigga so scared he cant type LMFAO!!!!!

>>717986762
The Switch 2 is the most I've ever seen Tendies go into damage control good lord what a shitshow, I don't think the Wii U was this bad.

>>717992245
Then I guess I'll meet my pitiful end?

>>717992182
Jesus.....

>>717992132
Anon they did the big global jam and it actually dropped its place on the charts in asia

>>717992267
why u still crying bitch LMFAO step off lil nigga u got rekt fuck off tha block pussi boiiiiiiii LMAO

>>717992182
>Caring about bongs opinions
Reminder the UK is snoyland and defended snoy raising PS prices.

>>717990629
Nintendo sure knows their audience

>>717992325
What does that have to do with anything?

Did (You) play the global test?

>>717992182
They might be on to something, the fact that the game chat feature got through testing shows how out of touch they are.

>>717992362
Stop talking like a nigger Eric, it's cringe.

>>717992182
This is like the third time Nintendo has been compared to Xbox, not a good look

I do regret buying a Switch 2 honestly. I figured the reason the last few years of the Switch were so barren was because they were sandbagging hard and sitting on a massive hoard of great games waiting for Switch 2 before unleashing them, but now that we're a few months in it feels like that was just cope. Seems more like Nintendo just doesn't have the same spring in their step and that this is going to be more of a Wii U generation when all is said and done.

>>717992464
You guys are funny, first you say they're wrong for not having it and now you're saying they're wrong for having it.

>>717992525
nigga i don't know no eric who dat did he beat u up and fuck your ugly hoe ass mother too? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

>>717992646
Maybe implement it in away where its not just bootleg Discord that costs $20

>>717986959
I liked Arms, I tried Drag x Drive for ten minutes and knew off the bat it wasn't fun.
There's no real way to aim your shot, the wheelchair tells you outright whether you'll get the ball in or not. On top of that the finicky controls mean that doing tricks isn't really worth it because it's only worth .5 points more than a 2 pointer shot. It'd work better as a straight up racing game or a Rocket League style of sport game but it just doesn't work at what it's trying to do

>>717992608
Show your 100% save of Bananza, faggot.

>>717986725 (OP)
Honestly, I expected lower.

>>717992720
I actually prefer they keep groomcord off the system.

>>717992763
I don't have a 100% save. I have a postgame save, but I dropped it there because it was boring unlike Odyssey's postgame.

>>717992704
Pretending to be retarded now huh? Damn, snoy going third party really mindbroke you...

>>717992831
Show it, and Bananza post game was way better than odyssey, faggot.

>>717986959
Arms had lively and memorable character designs atleast. This has crippled Master Chiefs. Also memorable, but you get my point.

>>717992608
Anon, you are aware that there's been a release every month so far and that there's only been three months since it released, right?
When it comes to original games it's currently on par with the switch first year but ahead if you consider switch 2 updates enhanced ports.

You can say you don't like the games but calling it barren is a false statement.

>>717992720
Doesn't implement voice chat
>"Lmaooo Nintendo is stuck 20 years in the past, imagine not having so basic lololol"
Implements voicechat
>"Who the fuck asked for this? That's what discord is for, discord is so much better anyway!"

>>717992951
>Bananza post game was way better than odyssey, faggot.
How? Odyssey sprinkles new endgame content into every world. Bananza only does this for the Ingot Isle mines. Every other world gets nothing except a new Bananza gauntlet for all the elders.

>>717991814
What does that even prove, that the anon went on a vacation after trashtalking snoy flop concord and now trashtalking this DEI flop?

>>717993124
Oh yeah, extra MOONS that are found at the back of the alley for free!

At least the rehearsals in Bananza offered consistent new challenges

Still haven't shown your savefile lil' niggy

>>717992795
Without the Nintendo bonus its a 3/10

Nintendo has fallen

>>717993208
Maybe you should read the post instead of pretending to be someone else.

>>717993260
I'm honestly not sure if you simply didn't play Odyssey or if you're such a Nintendo cultist you just automatically worship the newer product above all else no matter what and that's why you're being incredibly disingenuous about it.

Do you really think barking at me to show my save will do anything? What am I gonna get for showing you my save? Will you livestream your suicide? If so I'll post it in a heartbeat.

>>717986725 (OP)
literally everyone made fun of this dogshit wheelchair game and nintendo STILL thought it was okay to release
it makes a lot more sense when you realize nintendo execs have *ACTUALLY* been in their own little world since the Wii and have closed off their brains completely to the world around them

>>717993208
I did. One post only from this year, and in this very thread. The rest was shitposting Concord. And what does it mean?

>>717993484
and wii and switch sold million and million. funny. go back playing some lesbian simulator

>>717993554
Meant for>>717993362

>>717993062
But hes right, it IS barren in terms of releases..

>>717986725 (OP)
AHAHAHAH

>>717986762
I sort by post per minute, don't want to accidentally post on a dead thread lol

>>717993062
I didn't say Switch 2 was barren (that's arguable however), I said the last few years of Switch were barren and I thought it was because they were going to open the floodgates and come out with an incredibly strong launch for Switch 2. Which, if you ask me, hasn't really happened.

>>717993786
Wait since when is it possible to sort by posts per minute

Or is that a 4chanxt feature I never realized until now

>>717991791
The reason it got passed the idea stage is because it is a huge boost to ESG score.
A full game about disabled people doing active fantastical things.
It does seem like Nintendo is full on board with ESG still. I will just skip Switch 2 until they get the message that WOKE=BROKE.

>>717993908
I believe it is a 4chanx/clover feature.

>>717987745
You have to substract the nintendo bonus to get the real value.

>>717986725 (OP)
So this and bananza is the big nintendo bang for their console launch?
lol

>>717994121
Is this Nintendo Bonus in the room with us right now?

>>717990629
Kekaroo

>>717990629
YABBADABBADOOOOO

>>717993574
And here I thought it was the snoys that were supposed to be indian, considering india's console market. Looks like I was wrong.

>>717994454
cope and seethe harder

>>717994525
>IESLB
I just checked my schedule; there is no coping nor seething to be done today. You'll have to find someone else to spam @

>>717986725 (OP)

Let me guess, it got a six because it didn't have women cutting men's cock and balls off, niggers raping white women as reparation's for slavery, fags ejaculating their AIDS infected cum into bottles of baby formula and trannies drilling their axe wounds with chainsaws!!!FACT!!!

It is only a 6/10 because after purchasing the game Miyamoto sends hitmen to break your legs. Otherwise it would be a 10/10.

>>717994650
The modern tendie...

>>717991791
They needed at least one game that uses both mice, before everyone inevitably decides it's an idea that's not really worth bothering with.

>>717994650
I don't get it

>>717994650
No, it got a six because its a trash game.

>>717994650
You are genuinely insane.
>namefaggot
yeah figures

>>717993116
Well yea. When nintendo didn’t have voice chat it was the norm with every other console, and now that they’ve finally gotten around to it in fucking 2025 everyone’s using the superior 3rd party options
It should’ve been a thing back with the wiiu and they shouldn’t’ve even bothered with the switch 2

>>717990226
I thought nintendo games are priced by how good they are? Is nintendo lying?

>>717995106
NTA, but why do you want discord on the switch? I would prefer if all these companies would drop that gross platform.

>>717993116
more like
>Doesn't implement voice chat
>"Wow, Nintendo is really behind the times"
>Implements voice chat
>"Wow, Nintendo's voice chat is shit just like the rest of their online service(s)"
Maybe if they MADE THINGS THAT WEREN'T JUST BARELY TOWING THE LINE, no one would be complaining.

>>717994650
The Trump voterbase, everyone.

>>717995106
>I want to groom minors while I game

>>717986725 (OP)
Looks like Drag x Drive won't have a lot of Legs

>>717986725 (OP)
I mean you just needed to see people's reviews when they played months ago to show that this game was boring. I guess that this is why it's only $20. No idea why Nintendo didn't canceled this game though. Probably didn't cost much to make.

>>717990629
this is a grown man who's able to vote btw

>>717995785
they could've made a pack of 5 or so short but soulful minigames to showcase the new tech bullshit they threw in and ship it for around that price

>>717986725 (OP)
bet it will sell more copies than concord

>>717996734
That's still not a good thing. I love nintendo but this crap is getting sad. Doug bowser getting hired was one of the worst things to happen to the company.

>>717996987
>Doug bowser
did he make the game? retard.

>>717996267
That's just civilization in general. My youngest brother is some sick faggot who is terminally online and is "gay" because he's been on discord since he was like 12years old. He's 21 years old now and is one of those that makes current popular thing his personality. Right now is deltarune and politics. He won't stop talking about it and brags about how he's "fighting hate" on that map website by drawing fag flags and characters kissing. It's sickens me knowing he can vote, but this is where we're at.

>>717997234
Did I hit a nerve stock jew? Doug bowser is the one leading the western branch and has authority to check off what happens and what can release. He's the reason why nintendo moved a bit away from center and being family focused.

>>717997379
you are unironically retard

>>717997643
And you're a flaming faggot for not wanting to see the real issue here.

>>717998267
go back to /pol/ mongoloid

>>717998856
Anon I love the nintendo switch, and have bought nintendo for as long as I can remember. I have two switch 2 consoles in my household and own quite a few games. Not everyone who disagrees with you is a "/pol user" or a nazi.

>>717986756
Roly Poly Negro

shoulda made a WMX game instead

>>717996987
he's a downgrade from reggie and despite great financial results with switch nintendo lost a lot of its identity and charm when iwata died. same with apple in post jobs era.

>>718001964
Nintendo make great and soulful games now as ten years ago. These posts are retarded like the moron who wrote them.
Also this board did shit on Iwata because Wii U and shits on Iwata still today. You are a brunch of hypocrites.

>>717986725 (OP)
So now that this is clearly a steaming turd that will not sell the numbers Nintendo wants no matter what they do, can they start telling us about the games we actually want?

>>717987491
It's $20

Stop releasing these projects meant for young intern training for money.

>>718003471
ah yes Metroid the system seller who YOU will not buy but just shitposting endless on this retarded site

>>717993687
Christ it's been two months and you're acting like there's literally NOTHING to play on it.

>>717988608
This looks like it was done during a bathroom break.

>>718003897
It'll sell millions more than wheelchair basketball retard

>>717986725 (OP)
A 6/10 is too high for this game.

>The division whose only good game is Ring Fit goes back to the status quo
Shocker.

>>718003987
>It'll sell millions
lmao

>>718004041
they made miitopia and switch sport too retard

>>718003363
games are still great bro, calm down. I was just saying the vibe around nintendo became more corporate compared to what they were 15 years ago, this is the sole job of CEO to represent the companies core values. them going after every rom site, suing palworld, charging tech demos etc. doesn't make them look good or family oriented. snoys and Xpajeets are hundred times worse though.

Actual complaint I read in a professional review:
>moving right hand to turn left is unnatural

>>718004789
>them going after every rom site, suing palworld, charging tech demos
like ten years ago? kill yourself

>>718004942
>kill yourself
grow up kid

>>718004536
>cross gen with a wildly successful console and its successor in its launch year
>last game in the series recently did the thing you're lmaoing about

>>718004789
>them going after every rom site, suing palworld, charging tech demos
Nintendo went agaist romhack site and flashcards in 2005. Twenty years ago. Not everyone in this site is a zoomer like you.