Thread 717992338

Why are devs afraid of giving gamers what they want?

Flat gobbos are justice

>>717992338 (OP)
BG3 has actually a good art style and depiction of Goblins. They're still somewhat feral and animalistic, but still cute.

>>717992667
Doesn’t this bitch sell you out even if you helped her

>>717992667
>that
>cute

Amerimongrel looking freak.

>>717992338 (OP)
>Wanna get out of here?
But I'm eating my food, miss guard. Am I being forced from the premises?

>>717992338 (OP)
What do I want...

>>717992667
>danger hair
Looks like it uses pronouns tbqh

>>717993207
She's only asking you

>>717992338 (OP)
How would a goblin have the strength or money for full plate?

>>717992667
hell yeah

>>717992338 (OP)
Women shouldn't fight.

>>717992338 (OP)
Making good games takes hard work. Something modern developers, particularly those sourced from a certain country of toilet streets, fear.

i want to pay a fat titty goblin for sex, with sex

>>717993297
Then no, I want to eat my food, I don't want to leave.

>>717992667
>cute
Post hands, because no respectable skin tone would think those features are cute.

Live your fantasy in Romania:
>feral
>criminally minded
>scams and robs
>pimp out their women

>>717994286
goblins, nigger! GOBLINS! Fuck off with your latins, shove your gypsies up your ass!

>>717994418
>I want short squat nomadic peoples who rob, steal, live in squalor and have low iqs, wide noses,
>nooooo not like that

>>717994780
you are the same kind of retard that needs to shove his political views into games. is your brain so fucking smooth?

>>717992338 (OP)
Small, heavily armored fantasy women are my weakness. Im disappointed that no RPG has had a companion that is a tanky goblin/dwarf/halfling/gnome girl who exclusively wears heavy plate armor that looks like it would be too heavy for her small frame.

>>717993531
Just get up and get in the cart.

>>717994780
damn, middle really does look like a goblin. and left is almost the stereotypical witch

>>717994418
>anon doesnt want to fuck gypsies with dwarfism
G... get this faggot out of the thread

>>717994947
And to think that the MMO is dead...

>>717995159
Genuinely so fucking disappointing that there isn't a Runeterra CRPG, or even an MMO, and the only games for that setting is a MOBA and a fighting game. It's like Riot doesn't want money.

He speaketh the truth.

>>717992667
Look. Yes I would impregnate this bitch but she's probably the ugliest goblin in that game.

>>717996686
Larian was too busy making every romance option and companion appeal only to women, homosexuals or submissive men.

>>717992338 (OP)
>>717997050
"Height of Consent" is a joke, but a real thing. People would find it icky wicky, and at least see a "power imbalance" or a male fantasy.

Remember Manic Pixie Dream Girls? Male fantasy so evil evil evil.

>>717996686
>>717997050
>game where you befriend a small group of properly scrunkly kinda ugly but somehow still hot goblins and partake in goblin stuff with them
>food and shinies raids, drinking games, generally causing problems to those cringe village dwellers out there
>also trashy human on goblin sex

>>717992667
The fact that Larian didn't give you a secret romance path for going out of your way to save Sazza 3 times despite her being a little traitourous BIG ASSED brat is simply criminal. Moreover many cute lil gobbos apart from her. If your wouldn't you're literally homosexual

>>717992338 (OP)
Goblins are short and petite, and therefore unsafe horny.

Sex with goblins. Breeding goblins. Starting a loving family with goblins.

>>717997689
Exactly. She should go:

>"well, I guess I'll give you something as a reward.
>have sex
>no sex

>>717997748
Preach, brother. Preach.

>>717997689
The main thing is that they just need bathes and need better clothing. Imagine taking one, washing her down, and giving her a nice fancy princess dress?

>>717993429
That's how Johnny C do.

>>717997689
You're a jewish whore shill pretending to be a 4chaner spreading coomer propaganda

They're probably aware that gamers want a whole lot of different stuff and that if they gave gamers what they wanted, some stuff would make some gamers mad.
I know what I want would do that, so I won't mention it.

Normalize this

>>717997748
this kind of shit has "jew made degenerate" all over it

>be an adventurer
>go to the Adventurer's Guild
>get a goblin population reduction quest
>go to the Goblin Cave
>???
>"sorry, there is more of them now"
>get fired from the Adventurer's Guild

>>717998235
See, your mistake is being part of the Adventurer's Guild, you wanna be part of the Dungeoneer's Guild. They're the ones paid to help populate and maintain dungeons.

>>717998235
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, BUGGED GOBLIN MECHANICS

>>717997612
A CRPG were you start the game by becoming the leader of a tribe of goblins so you get a progressively higher amount of expendable goblin minions to fight for you while all the companions you get are either goblins or various other monsters would be so fucking cool. Not a single Human or elf companion because you are fighting against Humans for most of the game, just a bunch of goblins, an Ogre, a snake person, a Minotaur, a centaur and various other monsterous henchmen/henchwomen. I would love that.

>>717992667
yeah a goblin-a with a gender studies whore haircut, fucking amazing. What a fantasy kys

>>717997876
>turning goblins into negress caricatures
It's just as bad when people portray them as latino.
And it's all the fucking americans doing it.
Goblins are EUROPEAN. They are primarily BRITTANIC. As in FRENCH and ENGLISH. Goblin comes from the anglo-french.

>>717998830
Goblins aren't real bro.

>>717992338 (OP)
Is this the thread?

>>717998708
You lack ambition. Don't you want to put that kind of creature into her proper place?
Gay?

>>717996686
I too take screenshots of threads I made and post them in other threads which I also made

>>717998890
The folklore of which the goblins come from is European.
It is rooted in the culture the same way LOTR is.
LOTR is absolute bollocks when you let amazon handle it because now everyone can be an elf.
Goblins are also shit and lost their unique niche when you just make them modern people.

>>717992667
stuff like this makes me lose all possible respect I could have for gobfags

>>717992338 (OP)
Redditors you mean?

>>717999117
Ok.

>>717998976
Gobbo healslut

>>717992338 (OP)
>Games will most likely give us fuckable goblins before they give us fuckable halflings
Shit sucks.

Feel like we had this thread recently?

>>717994780
>>717994286
this faggot thinks
>black peoples is orcses
fucker, i can tolerate orcs.
because we get to kill the fucking evil assholes.

>>717999282
People don't often modernise or put elves and orcs because it's shit.
Don't do the same with gobbos.
They are crazy tribal retards.

>>717999360
Goblin fucker threads are a time honored /v/ tradition.

I will now buy your fantasy game

https://static1.e621.net/data/sample/9f/a0/9fa00bebba42c9aad7bca319ba494790.jpg

>>717999386
Ok.

>>717999489
Hey retard, here's a tip. PNGs are big, but jpegs are not.

>>717999780
Boy, would I mess up her paint.

>>717999478
I'll donate a elf

>>718000334
Sir, that elf has a cock. A tiny one.

>>718000370
You will love ever inch of her

>>718000334
I'm good.
I like my bitches short, stacked and green.

>>717999360
Define recently.
We had at least two yesterday.

>>718000370
Elves losing to goblins once again.

its a mystery

>>718000480
Yeah about the last two days

>>718000456
Good taste anon.

>>717997748
>Hybrid kids with half their body of each parent skin color
Even if its fantasy thats not how biology works. Also is a very lazy and lame to design kids anyways.

>>718001119
It's supposed to be a humorous joke anon.

Gnomes pushing for human and goblin relationships to taint the genepooll

>>718000689
Thanks.
My gobbo stash is too /ssg/ for this board

>>718001119
That's because it's usually a joke. The only time I've ever seen this where it's played straight is Star Wars the Clone Wars where a clone deserter fucked a Twi'lek lady and their children ended up looking like this.

>>718000689
Thanks, my stash is too /ssg/ for /v/ though.

>>718001119
How'd you know the biology of that fantasy universe? Maybe species work differently.

>>718000592
Game?

>>717997748
>>717997876
Sauces?

>>718001603
goodnight sunlight open demo. the guy who made the sexy ass goat game. im happy its almost done

>>718001595
Sand

>>717992667
I just fail to understand Baldur Brain players. This is an abomination and disrespectful to all gobos.

>>718001482
Actually those aren't his kids. Clone wars only lasted 3 years
They're adopted.

I prefer my green ladies big.

>>718001834
She's the ugliest gobbo in BG3, but she's also the gobbo you interact with the most. So people, including me, naturally gravitated towards her the most, because she seemed like the most likely candidate for a goblin companion.

>>717992667
>cute

Wheres the the fucking NOSE you cowards?

>>718001834
Their spirit is broken. They got pelted with so many brick-faced girlboss games that Larian giving them back an inch after taking 100 miles makes them feel fresh and catered to.

>>718002334
Who nose?

>>718002115
>BasedBuddy
Stay

>>717997491
>tfw the left unknowing engages in Eugenics.

>>718002496
I mean, every single female companion in BG3 is a girl boss, and have varying degrees of brick face.

>>718002861
And they're all flat as a board on both sides.

>>718002496
Why do you faggots try to ruin every thread? this thread is about little green whores and posting softcore porn not complaining about bg3 and posting conspiracy theories .

>>718003081
Ignore the schizo, post more cute gobbos.

>>718003081
every surface is a nail when your brain is rotted into the shape of a hammer

>>717992667
isn't there a video of her suckint dick through the bars?

>>718003081
Every goblin thread (or any thread about unorthodox non-Human waifus) have plenty of bitching about the lack of such characters in video games. Being disappointed by the lack of a proper female goblin companion in any fantasy game is part of the territory of loving goblins.

>>718003296
NYL2 is too much of a PUSSY to make a full animation of goblins getting pounded.

>>718001739
what a based man

>>718000334
The ancient argument, Elves vs Goblins

>>718003472
Only good elf is a dead elf.
Gobbo supremacy.

>>717992498
gross. all goblins must be shortsacks.

Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB1KA9AxF9Q

Zoomers will literally fuck anything but human women.

>>718001595
Threesomes with Snow and Fire back at my homestead.
Pygmy stashed in my bag for stress relief during multi-day dungeon crawls.

Where do you prefer your goblin girls from?
From medieval fantasy or from steam/clock/dieselpunk settings?

>>718003814
God PLEASE

>>718004093
Both are fine so long as they're not modern settings.
Gobbos on the verge of forging black powder weaponry is fun.

>>718004093
medieval so i could find a tribe of them to breed

>>718004093
Medieval fantasy (I have my own universe that I use for fics).
But I'm not against whatever the fuck League of Legends' Runeterra is.

>>718004093
Just make them budget clan Skryre.

>>718004093
I like both but steampunk gives me an excuse to put gobo girls in a pencil skirt so it's a walkover.

>>718002861
But ever so slightly less than usual. Less than the worst case scenario. That's what I'm talking about, goober. Players with brains see ugly obnoxious women. Normalfags see wife material because at least it's not as bad as it could be.
>>718003081
>Gobbotranny posts a porn thread on the videogames forum
>wtf why is my off topic thread having videogames in it?
Seethe, gobbotranny.

>>717992954
CUTE

>>718003356
There have to be at least one game out there

>>718004093
medieval so i can teach them to be proper with a press of the hands.

if theres lewd game s with steampunk ones you fight and sex let me know

>>718001595
I'll take the shortest flattest and most overbearingly energetic goblin you have.

How do you even defend against THAT

>>718004093
It's medieval fantasy for me but I have a hard time getting away from a blacksmith/inventor type Goblin that fits into steampunk

>>718004685
neuron_activation.jpg

>>718004373
yeah it's a gobbo thread go to one of the twitter threads if you wanna pol post to fellow jeets.

>>718004283
LoL is basically crystalpunk, magic rocks that can be either batteries for energy guns or powering tech.

>>718001119
Tell me you've never watched Star Trek without telling me you've never watched Star Trek.

>>718003081
Huge ears and big, messy hair is complete and utter peak goblin. It is impossible to not rape such a thing of pure sex.

>>718001469
Loving families about to be started.

>>718004685
>toddler needs L and R to tell his right from his left
>chinese text on toolbar
I genuinely can't tell if this is bait anymore

>>718001119
>2025
>not Vivecmaxxing your offspring

>>718004685
Yame

>>718003178
Cute!

>>718003472
Goblins are always competing with other races.

>>717992338 (OP)
*coomers disguised as gamers
There are lots of coom games / fanworks out there, you just want it to be canonized in the main ones.

>>718005240
>male goblin
get that trash out of here

>>718005557
>coomers
i fucking wish the eternal summer was over holy fuck. there's only 1 game that exists currently that isn't slop that lets you have a goblin companion.

>>718005670
No.

Does anyone have a female example of right?
Does anyone have a (non futa or trap) male example of left?

Do you prefer your goblins to be notLatinas, notChavs, notSlavs, or just low intelligence tribals?

Male goblins should be manlets but twunks, twinks, femboys, or traps, no exceptions.
Some goblin girls like and want that, but others want to extreme masculinity of a human man.

>>718005995
what the hell is a twunk?

>>718005902
Tribals are the best, but for steampunk style goblins Chavs work too well.

>>718005831
>Does anyone have a female example of right?

>>718004093
>>718004685
>tfw no game where you play as a bloodthirsty human steam knight merc, tearing through hordes of undead in medieval power armor, returning to home base where your crazy goblin squire tinkers/repairs/upgrades your gear before the next horde arrives.

>>718000510
hng

>>718005902
They should be their own thing, like Orcs having nothing to do with blacks.
Preferably, goblins should be a tribal and female only species.
When a goblin comes of age, she leaves her tribe to find a mate, with whom she'll spend the rest of her life with.
Offspring wise, if the child is a female it'll be a goblin, if it's a male it'll be whatever the species of the dad is.

>>718005938
>>718006278
Knocked that shit out real fast.

>>718001595
goblin ssg?
elaborate pls

What about goblins, but in space?

>>718004880
>yeah it's a gobbo thread
It's an off topic thread.
>go to one of the twitter threads if you wanna pol post to fellow jeets.
/pol/ website, tranny. You will never fit in.

>>718006618
The Shortstack General thread in /aco/.
Most of the images I have saved are nsfw, so I can only post them there.

>>718006096
Twink is a pleasingly slim but not quite effeminate young man, just a young dude.
Hunk is a manly dude with a good amount of muscle, sometimes hairy sometimes not.

A twunk is a slightly more muscular twink without body hair.

>>718006694
Only if they're basically miniaturised 40k Orks that are infinitely more fuckable.
Orcs are pretty much the same as 40k Orks except they aren't fungus and have sexy females.

>>718006694
At that point you might as well use aliens.
Like the little space jews from No Man's Sky.

>>718006760
i see, i thought you were referring to another type of /ss/ with goblins

>>718006760
The best general on the site, basically.

>>718007127
Yeah, sorry, no straight shota goblin general.
I feel like that'd be completely pointless regardless, given goblin girls are already "size difference", but whatever.
Also, I'm starting to have to stretch the definition of safe for work here.

>>718007354
Plapping Poppy's plump pussy.

>>718008329
Yeah...
(out of blue board material, have a crop)

Do you prefer classic unga-bunga tribal goblins or WoW-style technologically advanced money-loving goblins

>>718008894
Unga Bunga.
Average goblin should be dumb and horny.
But nothing's stopping a smart goblin from learning to tinker with shit, species shouldn't dictate personality, just the nature.
Either way, give me picrel right.

>>718002115
>redditbuddy
Leave

>>718008894
unga bunga so i can have wild clean sex with them

>>718004685
This game isnt out yet aaaaah

>>718009286
I'd take left

>>718009286
This. I like the idea of goblins being 99% retarded dipshit and 1% actual geniuses. I would love a gobbo girl who hates her fellow goblins because they never appreciated her crazy intentions.

>>718009286
I want right with left's equipment and professional attitude toward smug rogue dickstabbing.

>>718009286
i want left to make right her pet

What about dullahan goblins?

>>718010706
A daring synthesis.
A dullahan is much like a zombie as far as I know, anyone can be one.

>>718010706
Nah, I like them more when they're pure.
Though now that you've raised the possibility... a vampire gobbo could be interesting.

Because the reality is not many people actually like or want them. You guys are just loud, annoying, and vocal, like furries who swear up and down that there's a lot of money to be had pandering to them.

>>718010706
The unholy things I'd do with a dullahan's 2 additional holes....

>>717993281
>>717998708
It's a goblin nigga what fucking haircut is she supposed to have

>>718011465
Baldlin.

>>718008894
tribal, but with siege weapons
then city-dwelling goblins are jew-ish

luv me night goblin wife

>>718011465
The Problem is that its too clean and its missing buckets upon buckets of human cum.

>>718011268
Goblins are already in games, what's so wrong with wanting to be able to fuck one in a game that lets you fuck a bear?
On a less xenophile angle, they're cute, and cute stuff is good.

>>718011465
It's a fantasy game, so anything that doesn't immediately scream California.
Why the fuck does a goblin have the same hair cut as fucking Judy from cyberpunk 2077?

>>717998235
>Adventurer's guild launches a whole awareness campaign to try and get its members to stop impregnating the goblins they're supposed to be slaying
>It doesn't work

>>718012967
It's a classic example of the Barbra Streisand effect. By trying to convince young, and probably extremely horny, adventurers to not have sex with goblins only brings more attention to the fact that goblins sluts love adventurer, thus leading to more adventurers to seek out goblins.

>>718013869
>>718012967
>"Stop impregnating the goblins!"
>"wait you can do that?"

>>718014085
Why not ask the goblins to stop getting impregnated instead?

>>718013869
>>718014085
>Human roasties start campaigning to have the adventurer's guild shut down because men are no longer giving them attention

>>718008894
A third option of warmongering but with middle age level warfare technology with metal weapons, siege weapons and early gunpowder, sharing ranks with corrupted humans, orcs, beastmen, imps and ogres (that can be also female).
Also me as the evil overlord they serve

>>718001834
goblins are supposed to be a disgusting feral race

>>718015383
Though California always means disgusting, disgusting does not mean California.
Aka, the half shave ugly hairstyle belongs nowhere near goblins.

>>718015343
Giga-based. Ever since playing those old Overlord games I've a CRPG where you play as a Sauron wannabe guy growing his horde by obtaining the loyalty of various fantasy factions.

>>717994286
>>717994780
they hated him because he spoke the truth
gotta have a pretty face and big boobs tho

>>717995060
easter european witches are literally just roma, i still remember the illustration to the children's book

>>718008894
Unga so I can civilize her

Loot goblin best goblin.

>>718015839
No we hate him because he's a fucking retard.
Orcs aren't black people and goblins aren't romanians, latinos, black people, or anyone.
They fantasy creatures thought up as entirely otherworldly beings by a bunch of Britons and Normans around the 11th to 14th century as weird disfigured horrible fuckers that caused trouble and stole shit.
Anyone with half a brain takes that concept and says 'alright so I'll make it cuter and that's about it'.

>>718016543
orcs are football hollygans that tolkein felt bullied by
later when they migrated to america they became a cross between indians and nigs
people think about people when they depict talking humanoids, cope.

>>718016543
The whole thing with trying to come up with real world counterparts to fantasy and sci-fi races gets really fucking gay after awhile.

>>718016818
Congrats on being a faggot and incapable of separating fantasy and reality.
>>718016850
Tell me about it...

>>718016818
Having /pol/ rot your brain to the point that you can't stop yourself from thinking about real life groups that you supposedly hate during unrelated discussions is the biggest cope of all.

art is a depiction of reality, or at least it supposed to be. When you remove reality from your art you become a post modernist troon who needs 10 years of brainwashing to explain why a box is a genius artistic piece

>>718011981
>It's a fantasy game, so anything that doesn't immediately scream California.
Side shaves aren't Californian in origin and were part of the punk aesthetic before they were part of the sissy faggot aesthetic.
Just say you want generic long hair and be done with it. Nobody cares of that's your preference you don't have to pussyfoot around it.

>>718011974
It looks greasy as fuck

>>718017164
You are the exact same as that dumb feminist bitch who said that everything is racist and misogynistic. The inability to tell the difference between fantasy and reality is a sign of autism, by the way

>>718017164
Reality is:
> different cultures exist
It's not:
> every violent species = african american

>>718017724
>Just say you want generic long hair
You sure do like to put stuff in other men's mouths.
That's gay, anon.
I like my goblins with medium length messy hair.
Just say your favorite hairstyle got co-opted by California retards and be done with it.
It looks absolutely awful btw, the only thing worse than that is "Medium Side Swept Dreads".

>>718018325
>It's not:
>> every violent species = african american
speaks more about you that you bring it up

>>718018404
And yet you or the other retard keep equating goblins to romanians or latinos, often violent peoples.

>>717992338 (OP)
Because people that aren't even gamers would complain about it on social media. As they always do whenever something "problematic" pops up.

>>717994780
That one evil hag on the left looks like she's about to cast a curse on your whole bloodline. Just look at the sheer hatred in her eyes.

>>718018404
I didn't, >>718016543 did, to say that real races have nothing to do with fantasy species, and >>718016818 said that they do.
Try to keep up with the thread.

>>718002115
What about Dire Goblins?

>>718018949
I said that because your lot often equate orcs with black people. Hence why for some fucking reason your lot said 'lets make orcs mexican instead' with DnD. Because that's somehow less racist. Also just as retarded in trying to equate reality to fantasy too.

fat protection

Why is /v/ getting buttjobs from goblins out of nowhere suddenly on this random day in this part of the country?

>>718019121
>pic
GIWTWM

>>718019121
>ywn get sloppy full tongue kisses from a gob twice your size

What the fuck is the point of living without this!?

>>718019581
>>718019640

>>718019640
The point of goblins is that they're half your size. God custom built them for standing paizuri/fellatio.

Taking shortstacks Requests.

>>718019139
Who's this "your lot"?
I'm quite literally arguing that fantasy species =/= real races.
I get what you mean, if what you mean is "Erm, this species is violent and stupid, it's clearly supposed to be black people!".
The post I was replying to said that art can't exist without reality.
I said that reality is the fact that different cultures exist, not that X or Y fantasy species is actually Z or A real life race.
That's it. I used an example from earlier in the thread, whoopty fucking doo.

>>718019449
Because I like goblins.

>>718019968
Oh aye, misfire then, carry on.

>>717993281
"It" is a pronoun my boy

>>718019121
>Dire Goblins
Aren't those just Bugbears?

>>718019943
Cowprint Tristana

>>718020174
Kooni is goated.

>>718020174
>makes her into a buttslut
she was too pure for this world

>>717999478
Ok, but there is NOTHING attractive about Goblins at all. At least Orcs have the Amazon appeal if nothign else, but Goblins? Dirty little shits

>>718020371
>Look up her name
>""kooni" (کون) is a Persian word meaning "anus""
I can't find anything about the character tho

>>718019807
Some days I want my goblin wife to be properly travel sized for man-handling and other days I want to fight for my life in the bedroom after she slips me a shrinking potion it is what it is anon.

>>718019943
no request just wanted to thank you for doing the shoulder carry Trist that was my req from the last thread, awesome work on all of them!

*hiss*

>>718020401
Come on anon.
Half pet (you have to teach her manners) half lover.
Small enough that you can use them as a fleshlight if you're so inclined.
Standing paizuri.
Huge anal sluts.
What's there not to like really?

>>718020678
grabs the waitress and smack her ass
thats for disrespecting my lady

>>718016818
this is a ridiculous way to look at the world
if anything, post-tolkien greenskin orcs are neanderthals
stocky build, heavy brows, ug grug langauge, piglike faces, bellicose

>>718019943
I want to see (more of) Vex's bush.

>>718006694
Were they sent away from their planet as the first colony ship of a fleet, except the other ships never launched and the auto-pilot was set to not land on their target planet but crash into it? It's a nice bath

>>718021075
Vex bush? Like cranihum's vex drawing?

>>718019943
I would appreciate a flustered Vex looking up at Soraka and focusing on her massive dick bulge behind her dress/scapula.

you guys think gobbos are cute and sexy but wait until they start stealing your shit

Honestly if you have to equate goblins to something irl, it wouldn't be another ethnicity but an animal.

>>718021314
>Like cranihum's vex drawing?
Yes!!

>>718019943
disheveled, hungover poppy waking up in the morning, wearing cute pajamas thankyouverymuch

>>717992498
That goblin isn't flat.

>>718021392
>Gobbo steals my keyboard
>Ask what the fuck she's done with it
>"Hahaha! You'll only find out if you fuck m--"
>One heavy pounding later she reveals that she tucked it down the back of the couch

>>718021392
thats when i steal her heart

>>718021314
holy moly

>>717992667
You misunderstand. I don't want a female goblin, no one does. We want a small, busty girl with green skin and wild tendencies.
Same logic to how we don't want to fuck 40 year old women.

>>718021495
your semen was the real target
clever girl

>>718016543
Most depictions of Orcs are totally depictions derived from barbarians and tribal warriors. Americans have a black obsession so they see Orcs only through black politics. The irony is that many "barbarians" have been "white" by modern definitions.

Goblins also borrow from slum thugs, street beggars, etc even if it's not conscious. A malnourished indian slum guy, half awake and half drug, with a knife who will stab you if you get close. How far away is that from a "goblin"?

>>718003472
I prefer kobolds. Gimme the shortstack sex lizards

>>718022189
Well kobold came from the greek word for a knave or rogue, and goblin was formed simply just from a name of uncertain origin to describe a haunting spirit, that then later evolved into any fae-like being before then branching off again to mean the creature itself.

>>718022485
Dont fall for this, those lizards just want hot blooded headpats

>>718001595
>soft cuddly snow goblin
>playful edgy shadow goblin
>cheerful pretty flower goblin
I can't choose.

>>718022485
Both? Both.
Both is good.

>>718001119
>Even if its fantasy
is this bait

>>718001595
Roll

>>718003854
Have you seen human women?

>>718021392
Only thing they're stealing is cum.
Not very discreetly, might I add.

>>718022092
>I don't want a generic tabletop goblin, no one does.
FTFY.
Apparently female goblins were not depicted at all originally, so no, that fugly thing doesn't have to be what a female goblin looks like.

>>718022189
Come on now, goblins have better hygiene than indians.

>>717995146
>with dwarfism
Nobody mentioned this.
Are there a lot of midget gypsies?

>>718023137
Even wild animals have better hygene than pajeets.

>>718021392
>Bad gobbo! No cummies for you until you return my phone!
Works every time

'blins

>>717997491
can't you play as gnomes and romance normal sized people?

Why are white men suddenly lusting after goblins?

>>718023663
A wild, uncultured literal gremlin is better than 99% of modern women. Imagine that.

>>717997491
It's just roastie jealousy. It always is.

since that thread was up yesterday, I thought this would be fitting

>>718023663
Because men, and not just white ones, want a wife and not a second-hand bicycle

>>718019943
Very tired gobbo girl working the register at a gas station

>>718023137
Covering Vex's ass.

>>718023606
You can, but there's no short race romance afaik.
You'd have to troonplay to be able to get man x shorty, and it wouldn't be able to customize the man.

>>718023663
It's in our blood to yearn for uncivilized jungle women.

>>718023880
>pelvic stubble
HNNNNNNNNNGH

>>717992667
Looks british. Yuck.
>>717996986
Meanwhile THIS I would fucking die for.

fem gobbos are literally the only good thing WoW has left

>>718023886
These goblins are always depicted as slutty though.

>>718013869
Modern problems that need no solution.

>>718005902
I could go for some notSlav Gobniks.

>>718023137
I vaguely remember one text game that stated that their goblins developed specifically to better facilitate rape. So rather than becoming more civilized or hygienic, they evolved so that their urine and stool was dropped together in a smooth, hard, odourless ball that they would then bury, and their vaginas evolved to be permanently lubricated with a sweet-smelling secretion that had had antibacterial and antifungal properties. Combined with their society changing so that they just left after they're done instead of keeping slaves, goblins went from kill-on-sight monsters to being tolerated pests because being jumped by goblins went from being a life-altering event to an inconvenience.

I also thought that was a neat setup.

when goblin female meets a human for the first time

>>718016443
No elf noble is safe.

>>718019943
Very pregnant gobbo girl in a cowprint bikini

>>718024604
Nothing wrong with slutiness, as long as it's with one person and one person only.
This is fiction, just presume you're the only person they've ever acted slutty towards.

>>718018325
>medium length messy hair.
Common in California

Do better

>>718019264
We love Tani and friends around here.

>>718000334
>fantasy species
>it's just human with pointy ears

>>718021409
Cats.

>>718022286
Here you go, friend.

>>718023137
Stealing cum? Never.

I wish gobbos were real.

More subjects for the goblin king.

>>718024989
Lorikeets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAv0HF9dgeI

>>718025202
if they were they wouldn't date me :(

>>718025202
women would demand a worldwide pogrom of genocidal extermination and their legions of simps and betas and white knighting faggots would oblige them.

>>717998480
she’s a whore!!!
but i guess she still deserves love..

>>718025240
SCARY MONSTERS
AND SUPER CREEPS

>>718025202
this is as close as we get

Luv me Tani, simple as.

>>718025556
what about midgets?

>>718025662
Big titty gobbos are cute too.

>>717993316
She stole it.

>>718025731
Yes. They will be pregnant with my children, and their breasts will grow even larger.

>>717992338 (OP)
I wish AI could handle speech bubbles and text. I want to make gobbo girl adventure comics

>>718025556
>No big ears
>No green skin
>Height goes over door knob

>>718025694
those are gnomes

>>718025694
Faces look disgusting, doesn't work...
Tell you what though, ass and legs are 1 to 1.

>>718025694
Midgets have fucked proportions and are often very ugly

>>718025794
Based!

>>718026028
Big milk for big litters.

>>718025854
You can just add that shit in photoshop or even paint I think. I've seen aislop comics with word bubbles.

>>718025556
Dating a real-life shorstack is impossible.
Anytime you show preference for her height she'll either think that you are a weirdo or a pedo.

>>718025794
We love goblins in flowing garments.

There's a game with a demo out called Goblin Cleanup where one of the playable characters is a cute goblin girl.

>>718025854
What's stopping you from adding them yourself? It's just a speech bubble and some basic typesetting.

>>718025856
I dislike when goblins are half the average human height or under. They should be a few inches under the height of the average dwarf but much less stocky.

>>718026170
>she'll either think that you are a weirdo or a pedo.
That's not true, it's usually everybody else like family and friends that think that, not the chick.

i like the concept of cute goblin girls, but artists always take it too literal and draw actual ugly ass goblinas.
and they're always overweight for some reason.

>>718026381
Well, maybe I got particularly unlucky, but the 3 shortstacks I've dated got weirded out by me actually liking their height.

>>718008894
Gypsy goblins that travel between human settlements in caravans.

>>718026450
Kinda curious, what was the height of the shortest? My current gf is 155.

>>718025556
I will take your entire stock!!

Bow down.

>>717992667
>Americano promedio be like:

>>718025315
okay like gobbo pussy wouldn’t have their own white knights defending their lives and honor? let ww3 start

>>717999780
I just realized having a fat face/double chin is the ugliest part of a fatty. If you keep the face slim and pretty most fatties aren't actually that bad

>>718026538
The shortest I've dated was something like 145.
She was also the most vocal about me being a pedo.
I think it must be some sort of trauma/complex that she had, since she had decently large tits and ass and looked nothing like a child.

>>718025315
Why would the male populace side with ordinary woman over women who would provide sex and children at the drop of a hat?

>>718003081
The stop posting disgusting bg3 gobbos.

>>718025854
People like you are exactly why I fucking hate AI slop faggots so much. Are you really that lazy and retarded that you can't edit in some text bubbles in MS Paint?
I hope you and no artist makes your "gobbo girl" dream a reality. You will never fulfill your desire. Please fuck off.

>>718026649
Servicing my goblin queen's asshole!

>>718005831
A bit of searching turns up fredh_art as the artist.

>>718023880
I wish forastero would draw more hardcore stuff.

>>718027229
How nice of you.

>>718005831
>>718027365
Stupid gobs-are-latino bullshit by that artist.

>>718027742
What's wrong with that?

>>718026649
Black toenail polish is the easiest way for me to pump a gobbo with enough cum to fertilize all the eggs.

>>718027826
see >>718016543
Do not conflate the fantasy species with IRL groups it's fucking gay, let fantasy be fantasy.

>>718027919
Fair point.

>>718027559
This how can you draw perfect goblins and not draw them getting fucked by humans which I don't mind because they are so perfect them alone is fine.

>>718027742
The fat,short, ugly,homely mother isn't only a latino thing. You find that stereotype all over the globe

>>718028238
Yes, but this artist has specifically drawn that same style of goblin in a life cycle progression and given them stereotypically mexican stylings/clothing because the artist themself wants them to be fantasy tribal mexicans.

>>718028369
That's fine for his hombrew setting, also goblins in sombreros is funny.

>>718024604
You're saying that as if you don't want to fall asleep inside your wife every night, and wake up every morning with her riding you

>>718028369
Don't know, mate, seems like you're strawmaning it a bit

Goblin milk.

>>718027365
Cute!

>>718026848
yes especially the neck area. thin skinny necks on slam pigs is peak body.

>>717992667
I love her bros

>>717992498
Fpbp

>>718028369
>>718028474

>>718029514
I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP FOR THIS CRIME.

>>718029495
I impregnate the the matchstick and turn her into a shortstack. I impregnate the shortstack and turn her into a shortstacker.

>>718029495
The point of the matchstick is to turn her into the shortstack by stuffing her stomach full of food and her womb full of cum so her tits are full of milk which you then use in the baked goods you make for her so you can stuff her full of food while you stuff her full of cum.

>>718003597
Didn't know rhinoplasty was so common among goblins.

>>718027214
Nah I generate hundreds of images per fap sesh by taking 30 seconds to think up prompts, it's not a serious thing. It would be nice if I could generate hundreds of comics in 30 seconds too is all.

>>718020284
>>718020586
>>718021075

WIPs
I plan to keep on going after dinner
I'm not doing FUTA nor Preganancy

>>718004989
You think those guys use mirrors? Imagine looking at your own reflection and feeling absolute disgust at your appearance every time.

>>717992667
There are a few cute goblins, but she ain't one of them. The animal tamer one with the hood is cute.

>>718019943
Any chance you could draw Nelia from CoC2?

does anyone know a good backpack for optimal gobbo storage? preferably with a cutout opening for emergency plapping.

>>718030490
Did you know that the Star Trek theme was played on an electric instrument known as a theremin?

>>718028237
Why do I like cellulite now? What the hell is wrong with me?

>>718031025
Everyone gets older. A fat ass is a fat ass either way.

>>718031131
Damn wizards casting ass embiggening spells all over the place.

>>718030891
You looking for a good gobbiebag, or a good "gobbiebag"?

>>718031025
Its hot when an ass is so fat it has its own fat.

>>717994780
It’s like when mother fuckers that thought Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame meet gypsies and find out they’re not just dindus and kidnap and cripple kids so they can beg for them.

>>717998830
I’ve seen chav (and whatever French chavs are called) bitches that look like that.

>>718031234
>everyone looking for a suspected wizard cast ass expansion spells
>it's actually another goblin lady

>>718031248
yes

>>717998830
I don't know if I've ever seen them be Latino, they're always Cockney in anything I've seen them in, with the exception of Styx where he has an American accent I think.

>>717994780
Don't forget the smelly part. Gypsies fucking reek.

>>717994780
>here is the shitty version of what you want
>i don't want the shitty version

>>718030439
Any blog to follow your shit anon?

>>717992667
No one cares about that Tencent astroturf

>>718030439
Breddy gud drawbro, thank you.

>>718003814
>wyn you get captured by a tribe of female goblins that tie you up and stack on you

Come home, Goblin fucker...
https://www.thunderspy.net/

>>718033120
Is there like an RPGM game out there with this? Specifically with a group of 3-4 goblin girls that can capture you and trigger a bad end?

>>718033249
Tried to get some friends back on CoH recently. It sucked, they just weren't feeling it. I always have a blast with that game.

>>718033249
>City of Heroes

Now that takes me back.

>>718020586
being shrunk by a goblin chick sounds hot

>>718025062
based

>>718032389
>Don't forget the smelly part. Gypsies fucking reek.

Again: more evidence that Goblins are gypsies.

Imagine all these wild goblins. Wouldn't they smell bad too?

>>718025556
she looks like a goblin (jewish) and that's hot af

>>718027365
>mexican women be like

>>718035385
Kino goblin.

>>718036391
Hell yea.

>>718035385
guh

>>718036479
SEXXXXX SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX
got a blog?

>>718029495
Stick stack is optimal

>>718028369
Offended Pedro?

>>717994286
>>717994780
It's always funny when some absolute midwit REALLY overestimates how funny and smart they are.

>>718016818
>orcs are football hollygans that tolkein felt bullied by
The football hooligans are the WH40k orks, not Tolkien orcs, you fucking retard. Stop talking about things you have zero clue about, you're only embarrassing yourself.

>>718026851
When you hate something about yourself that you cannot change, it's easy to assume anyone that likes it has problems.

>>717998115
Good god