Thread 717993974

>"Okay so real talk: I'm some kind of wilding baddie butler now? Like I'm the Renfield to your Batman, is that it?"
>"I think you're getting your metaphors mixed up but yeah, that about sums it up"
>"Well shit, at least it's better than having student debt, I guess"
>audience laugh track
>"Oh no trust me you don't get rid of that, I've been paying mine off for 800 years"
>audience laugh track
>"Wait up, what did you say your name was again?"
>"Phyre"
>"You're a vampire... named Phyre...?"
>"Hey, I'm currently the biggest walking target in the vampire underworld and I'm just trying to live my best unlife one day at a time, I don't have time to be creative"
>audience laugh track
>"Fair point, noted. So like, if I'm your ghoul, do I get a sick name too? If you're Phyre, can I be Flash?"
>"Why Flash?"
>"You know, Flash-phyre? Flashfire?"
>"You really want to be named after something that usually happens in greasy restaurant kitchens? Might as well call yourself Salmonella"
>audience laugh track
>"Alright but I'm still getting a cool name. This is a thing now, we've got to hash this out"
>"Y'know, I'm REALLY starting to regret I ghouled you..."

>>717993974 (OP)
i think women that look like this are the most attractive women ever and more should look like this in real life too

>>717993974 (OP)
I know a lot about this game has changed since I last checked in on it, are they still going with Phyre for the MC?

>>717994136
Oh yeah.

>>717994192
Alright, I wasn't planning on getting it anyway but I'm definitely not because that shit is fucking stupid

>>717994136
Yeah, but now it's not the MC's "real"name, it's a modern band name that they see on a poster when they're being asked their name for the first time.

When characters talk about the MC's past, they just call them "The Nomad".

>>717994372
>the nomad
Should have stuck with Chosen One or Vault Dweller desu

>>717994492
Sadly Salubri and Nosferatu are not in the game.

>>717993974 (OP)
>voice protagonist

>>717994372
It was never your real name for what it's worth. The earliest screenshots had characters talking about "the Nomad".

>>717994372
>called the nomad
>can't be a gangrel or nossie which are literal nomad vampires

>>717994097
I swear this picture is always accompanied by the most retarded shit without fail.

>>717995182
Very typical of something completely out-of-touch devs think it's the coolest shit but in reality is cringe as all fuck.

>>717995296
You forgot Ravnos, who are literally cursed to be nomads and will spontaneously combust if they stay in the same place for too long.

>>717995518
Really bad writing. What does "can't rest the same place" even mean.
Just move your fucking mattress to the other corner of the room.

>>717994097
I agree and disagree

>>717995705
medieval peasant phenotype and haircut

>>717995742
I would still protect and cherish her to my last breath

>>717995660
Anon being a retard doesn't mean the actual tabletop rules are retarded. IIRC, the specific requirement is to sleep at least a mile away from your last spot.

>>717993974 (OP)
another millennial masterpiece!