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Anonymous No.718009148 >>718012187 >>718012426 >>718012878 >>718013621 >>718013953 >>718015051 >>718016116 >>718017838 >>718018007 >>718018617 >>718018719 >>718020386 >>718021434 >>718022524
Switch 2 launch year is easily just as awful as the PS3. How can nintentards defend this shit?
Anonymous No.718009308 >>718009563 >>718018768 >>718018869 >>718019881
...and other copes I tell myself to fall asleep.
Anonymous No.718009563 >>718014472 >>718020414
>>718009308
There is zero exclusives coming out in the following year. The shitty directs we got were all just third party ports
Anonymous No.718009846 >>718011838
Early adopters had a month of MKW online before it got ruined. That's something I guess.
Anonymous No.718010434
8 more years of constant mindbreak from brazilians, jeets and snoys (same thing)
Anonymous No.718011838 >>718011910
>>718009846
Because it's not Sony. That's literally their only defense.
Anonymous No.718011910
>>718011838
Meant for OP
Anonymous No.718011963
PS3 has free online and switch 2 doesnt
Anonymous No.718012187 >>718012891 >>718013326
>>718009148 (OP)
>literally 1 game
Anonymous No.718012426
>>718009148 (OP)
>How can nintentards defend this shit?
They can defend literally anything. They defended the WiiU.
Anonymous No.718012878
>>718009148 (OP)
The fact that faggots like you lost at your "boycott Switch 2" operation and are seething that hard since its release proves that this is the biggest vidya release in history though.
Anonymous No.718012891
>>718012187
PS5 also launched with just one exlsuive and didn't get anither game for four months
Anonymous No.718013106 >>718013162 >>718013326 >>718013526 >>718024675
so what will the new cope be once age of imprisonment, air riders, splatoon raiders get release dates? the classic
>i-it doesn't... le count!!! shovelware reeeee
Anonymous No.718013162
>>718013106
That will be exactly it
Anonymous No.718013243
The PS3 PSN was a SHITLOAD better than the PS4/PS5 one, specially in terms of old game catalogues.
Anonymous No.718013326 >>718013535 >>718022037
>>718013106
They'll just be repeating "1 game" like this mindbroken snoy
>>718012187
Anonymous No.718013526
>>718013106
>"Wow spinoffs, really? where are the system sellers?"
>"Switch 2 has [insert number of exclusives] games. Nintendo doesn't care anymore."
>"Mario Kart World update killed the game so it no longer counts"
Anonymous No.718013535 >>718013895
>>718013326
>1 game
Sorry, 2 games.
Anonymous No.718013621 >>718013801
>>718009148 (OP)

Woke Station 3 cost $600 USD in 2006, which is about $960 USD today.

Snoy was plagued by manufacturing issues in 2006 which meant the Woke Station 3 had a very slow start (yet, Snoy was never accused of deliberately causing a shortage, hmmm).

None of Snoy's issues are applicable to Switch 2.
Anonymous No.718013742 >>718013923
Very organic.
Anonymous No.718013801 >>718013969
>>718013621
the ps3 also quite literally erased all the profits sony made with the first two gens of playstation systems

imagine this: you just had the most successful home console of all time with the ps2, and your successor console sucks so much and loses so much money your profits disappear and you're in the red

it's insane how memoryholed sony's constant fuckups are
Anonymous No.718013830 >>718024239 >>718024757
the funniest shit about the "Switch 2 only has 1 game" that haters like to cry over is that this is exactly what Nintendo did with most of their vidya releases.
Anonymous No.718013895
>>718013535
thats two more games than the ps5
Anonymous No.718013923 >>718022265 >>718022348
>>718013742
this will be this board for the next 8 years

they never recovered from the switch's runaway success and they'll make sure they shit up any nintendo related conversation as revenge
Anonymous No.718013953 >>718014383
>>718009148 (OP)
PS3 always had 3rd party support, something Nintendo hasn't seen since the Snes.
Anonymous No.718013969
>>718013801
And even then even the PS2, their most successful console... was less profitable than the PS1.

Because Sony is SO deep in their "loss leader" strategy, that the profit margin of the Playstation branch is razor thin. They have a less than 10% profit margin on all their Playstation products combined.

For comparison: Nintendo's profit margin is almost 25%.
Anonymous No.718014383
>>718013953
Sure, Square, let's get you to bed
Anonymous No.718014472 >>718014763 >>718017532 >>718018839
>>718009563
>There is zero exclusives coming out in the following year
Kirby Air Riders, Hyrule Warriors, Pokemon Legends ZA and Metroid Prime 4 are slated for this year
Anonymous No.718014685
They have to say this now because by the end of the year the Switch 2 will have at least five games.
Anonymous No.718014763 >>718014889 >>718014965 >>718015504
>>718014472
And the only one of those with a release date at the moment is Pokemon. If they're sure the others are coming this year, they better speak up soon about it
Anonymous No.718014889 >>718015047
>>718014763
because you said so...? shut your impatient mouth and sit down, retard. The first Switch 2 games are out when they are out.
Anonymous No.718014965 >>718015119
>>718014763
nintendo aren't sony so none of these games are getting cancelled
Anonymous No.718015047
>>718014889
Well excuse me if we only have about four months of the year Prime 4's allegedly releasing in and all they've said is "It's 2025, we swear"
Anonymous No.718015051
>>718009148 (OP)
eh at least the switch 2 mostly acts as an upgraded switch, no PS2 or PS1 game was running better on a PS3.
Anonymous No.718015119
>>718014965
No, they just get delayed
Anonymous No.718015213 >>718015442
>noooo, you can't delay games!!!!
Anonymous No.718015442
>>718015213
I'd rather they didn't, don't get wrong, I'd love for games to release when companies say they will, but I've seen enough Nintendo games in particular get delayed in my time that I have a very big trust issue with them at this point
Anonymous No.718015504 >>718016082
>>718014763
Why are doomposters acting like these games are never going to be released? Reminds me of pokemon fags that panic whenever there's no news for a few months
Anonymous No.718015982 >>718016176 >>718018614
>everyone that wanted a shitch 2 bought it in the first month
>basically no sales since then
>1 game
Kek..
Anonymous No.718016082 >>718017986
>>718015504
For Metroid in particular, it was because we hadn't gotten anything for years after Other M, and then Federation Force certainly didn't help. So needless to say, the announcement of Prime 4 was very much a step in the right direction, and then we got Samus Returns on top of that, which was just icing on the cake. And then the dev shift happened, but hey, we got Dread to tide us over for a bit, so that was nice. And then we got Prime Remastered, which was very much a way for the new team at Retro to get more familiar with making a Metroid Prime game. And now it's been eight years since Prime 4 was announced, and we only have about four months left of the year they say it's coming out in, so understandably quite a few of us are getting particularly skeptical if it'll make it, especially since they haven't shown much of the game in the grand scheme of things
Anonymous No.718016083
>k-kek... kekerinoooo even sisters r-right???
Anonymous No.718016116
>>718009148 (OP)
hourly snoy cope thread?
Anonymous No.718016176 >>718016428
>>718015982
>basically no sales since then
whatever helps you sleep at night.
Anonymous No.718016428 >>718017010
>>718016176
seethe nintentroon you know its true.
Anonymous No.718016550 >>718016653
Must be some more bad news in the pipeline for Sony or the game industry with all these seethe threads and it isn't even Thursday yet.
Anonymous No.718016589
The launch year of Switch 2 technically won't end until June of next year. Considering the slate of games set for this year alone, it's looking pretty good, especially compared to most recent launches.
Anonymous No.718016653 >>718017267 >>718017658
>>718016550
It can't get anymore worse than sony going full third party lol
Anonymous No.718016772
>718016428
>you know its true
I know it's false, but again I'm not a jew like (You)
Anonymous No.718017010
>>718016428
>cheers nintenchad you know they're winning
yes. always has been.
Anonymous No.718017181
Fastest selling console of all time.
Anonymous No.718017198
anon anon! yes papa
posting bullshi?t no papa
telling lies? no papa
show me your sources? HAHAHAHA!!
Anonymous No.718017267
>>718016653
>sony reconfirms that they are going third party with no wiggle room to cope with.
>they cancel the ps6.
Anonymous No.718017532 >>718017796 >>718023472
>>718014472
>tendies really be like β€œYao check out these switch 1 games with a $10 performance patch and a dynasty warriors game
Lmao
Anonymous No.718017658
>>718016653
>Sony decides to release a home and handheld PS6.
>still port its games to Switch 2
will be pretty funny to watch
Anonymous No.718017796 >>718017910
>>718017532
>crying over 10 bucks
imagine being that poor lmao
Anonymous No.718017828
Only retards buy launch consoles. I'll get a switch when they release an OLED version and I can have third party joycons. I think you'd have to be absolutely buck broken to go out and buy a ps5 pro today at the current price
Anonymous No.718017838
>>718009148 (OP)
I disagree. The whole thing around PS3 was "greatness awaits". Switch2 doesn't have nearly the same air of anticipation right now.
Anonymous No.718017910 >>718018258
>>718017796
>paid performance patches are now games
Imagine being this brainwashed
Anonymous No.718017915
eric-sama...
Anonymous No.718017940
2 games > 0 games
Anonymous No.718017986 >>718018071
>>718016082
I understand your concern anon, it's perfectly logical
But there is a large gap from being worried about possible delays to "nintendo has no games for the switch 2"
Anonymous No.718018002
PS3 had zero games for almost 3 years
were it not for RROD, sony would have been permanently edged out of the console race
revisionists get the rope
Anonymous No.718018007
>>718009148 (OP)
Already has more games than PS5
Anonymous No.718018071
>>718017986
True, it just has games I'm not interested in at the moment
Anonymous No.718018258
>>718017910
but you said they were? were you lying?
Anonymous No.718018565 >>718018663 >>718019153 >>718019590 >>718022508 >>718024239
why are sonyfans so absolutely mindfucked by nintendo? you'd think that they'd ignore them since their corporate masters made it clear that sony didn't compete with nintendo and yet sony fanatics spend more time here shitting blood over nintendo than talking about their favorite company

very bizarre phenomenon
Anonymous No.718018614
>>718015982
>Eric has to keep telling himself the switch 2 failed to stop from killing himself
Imagine being this pathetic
Anonymous No.718018617
>>718009148 (OP)
Tendies will defend because it's a Nintendo product that exists
Casuals defend it because they like the feeling of superiority they get clinging to the excuse of someone being poor as their real reason for not getting one
Specfags defend it because of new visual metrics Nintendo claims to have achieved
And immersionfags defend it because zelda has hecking voice acting, and they're just glad Nintendo with their gold mine IPs are finally starting to go the way of moviegames
It's a fucked sandwich however you look at it
t. one who can comfortably afford a couple switch 2s if I felt inclined, is just as white if not moreso than most in /v/ these days, and hasn't cared about Sony since early gen 7
Anonymous No.718018626 >>718021407
Reading the posts on this thread made me realize that Nintendo can shit in its customers mouths and they will be very grateful for it.
Anonymous No.718018663
>>718018565
I guess that recent news about Sony transitioning into third-party hit em real hard. No doubt they wanted Nintendo to do it first
Anonymous No.718018719 >>718019016 >>718019209 >>718019210
>>718009148 (OP)
The PS3 launch was way better than any MS or Sony console after it man.
>Resistance
>Motorstorm
>Ridge Racer 7
>Heavenly Sword in a few months
As opposed to literally nothing. The NS2 at least had Mario Kart and DK in a couple of weeks.
Anonymous No.718018768
>>718009308
/thread
Anonymous No.718018838
Nothing will ever be as bad as the PS3. It's the biggest console flop in history.
Anonymous No.718018839 >>718022423
>>718014472
One year and has more exclusives than the PS5 and XSX combined, yet people call this console shitty.
Shitty compared to fucking what? It's clearly the best one.
Anonymous No.718018869
>>718009308
fpbp
Anonymous No.718019016 >>718019138
>>718018719
There was also Uncharted, Ratchet and Clank, Folklore(Personal favorite of mine), and MGS4 coming out in a year, you're right the switch 2 is easily the worst console launch
Anonymous No.718019130 >>718019279 >>718019609
>muh year
>he cries, only counting 2 months
remember the switch2 first year stops the 5th of June 2026
Anonymous No.718019138
>>718019016
>switch 2 is easily the worst console launch if I ignore PS4, Xbone, PS5 and Xbox Series, and PS Shita
true true
Anonymous No.718019153
>>718018565
I wouldn't even call them snoys anymore since they don't seem to be bothered about how much sony fucked the playstation brand and their consumers in the ass but then again they'll take it as long as nintendo aren't the ones doing it
Anonymous No.718019209
>>718018719
Heavenly Sword was actually hot trash, the input lag alone made the game fucking unplayable
the only borderline good game on that list is resistance, and even it is just CoD with aliens
Anonymous No.718019210
>>718018719
>Heavenly sword
>a literal 2 hours long tech demo sold as a full game
hmmm sounds familiar
Anonymous No.718019279 >>718019609
>>718019130
ummmmm no sweatie sorry but it doesn't count because... it just doesn't ok???
Anonymous No.718019590
>>718018565
Nintendo is the only one who still has exclusives and some people scream themselves to sleep over it.
Anonymous No.718019609 >>718019975 >>718020180 >>718020216 >>718020257 >>718020303
>>718019279
>>718019130
In the first year of Switch 1 we had BOTW, Mario Kart 8, Mario Odyssey, Mario+Rabbids, Xenoblade 2, and Splatoon 2. Never mind that a new Fire Emblem, Pokemon, and Metroid Prime 4 were all announced in the same year. Are you retards so blinded by Nintendo you can't see how Switch 2 pale in comparison?
Anonymous No.718019881
>>718009308
fpwp
Anonymous No.718019975 >>718020223
>>718019609
>In the first year
It's been 2 months my guy
Anonymous No.718020079 >>718020205 >>718020316
Just be for fucking real... I get that children like Nintendo games but grown men? People over the age of 20 actually want to play third party games on the switch? There are consumers willingly paying full price for a 5 year old port of cyberpunk?

You really are going to pull this fucking thing out on the train as a grown man and play a full price peice of shit version of cyberpunk on the train? Really?

You're going to play prime remastered... The game was remastered on the wiiu what the fuck are you talking about lad it was like 20 bucks for the trilogy man.
Anonymous No.718020136 >>718020253
Snoytendies literally believe they are playing breath of the wild in 4k right now. In reality it's 810p-1440p dynamically scaling depending on how demanding the scene is
Anonymous No.718020180
>>718019609
Yeah I remember when switch 1 owners were stuck with only BOTW for few months til they finally got a completely new game
Anonymous No.718020205
>>718020079
You'll survive
Anonymous No.718020216 >>718020634
>>718019609
>BOTW, Mario Kart 8
>u see sister switch 2 editions definitely don't count but wii u ports do!
I hope you die in a pointless middle eastern war for israel
Anonymous No.718020223 >>718020304
>>718019975
Switch 1 presentation alone had a nice mix of exclusives and third party support where as Switch 2 focused on third party ports and only announcing 3 exclusives so no
Anonymous No.718020253
>>718020136
You'll survive
Anonymous No.718020257 >>718020382 >>718020634 >>718022448 >>718022580 >>718023367
>>718019609
>Prime 4 announced at the Switch's first E3
>Eight years, a dev shift, a global pandemic, and one successor later, we're still waiting for the game
I get that working from home probably slowed development time way down, but Jesus Christ
Anonymous No.718020303 >>718020634
>>718019609
>snoyrics are unironically calling the switch 2 too pale as a criticism
You are obsessed.
Anonymous No.718020304
>>718020223
Your opinion is noted
Anonymous No.718020316
>>718020079
>There are consumers willingly paying full price for a 5 year old port of cyberpunk?
uh oh, stinky snoy melty!
Anonymous No.718020382 >>718020523
>>718020257
Whos making metroid 4 now?
Anonymous No.718020386
>>718009148 (OP)
It's been getting one game a month, how many more do you need?
Anonymous No.718020414 >>718020635 >>718021571
>>718009563
Half of the Switch 1's catalog was Wii U ports.
Anonymous No.718020523
>>718020382
I know Nintendo R&D1 made Fusion. That's the game you meant, right?
Anonymous No.718020532
>gaming machine for little kids
Anonymous No.718020634 >>718020768 >>718020936
>>718020257
>>718020303
>>718020216
You know what I give up enjoy your Switch 2
Anonymous No.718020635
>>718020414
>half
15 games out of a hundred, why do snoys need to lie constantly? is it their jewish upbringing?
Anonymous No.718020768
>>718020634
I'd be enjoying it more if Prime 4 were out by now. Just sayin
Anonymous No.718020787 >>718021581
I AM NOT BUYING THE SWITCH TOO, NINTENDO IS EVIL AND THE GAMES LOOK BAD
>*buys the switch 2*
Anonymous No.718020936
>>718020634
Sorry I just like to say the word snoyric
Anonymous No.718020959 >>718021101 >>718021184
I wonder what caused the early meltdown?
Anonymous No.718021101
>>718020959
US tariffs
Anonymous No.718021184 >>718021861 >>718025017
>>718020959
is there a time where they don't meltdown? feels like this board is filled with mindless nintendo seethe threads 24 hours a day
Anonymous No.718021407
>>718018626
You’re a bit slow then. Tendies have been this deranged for a while now.
Anonymous No.718021434 >>718021617 >>718021653
>>718009148 (OP)
Consolefagging aside, I'm waiting on this console to have games that I want.
Anonymous No.718021571
>>718020414
And a good chunk of the switch 2 games are paid performance patches. Grim.
Anonymous No.718021581
>>718020787
I'll buy it in a few years when there's more games
did the same with the switch and other consoles
there's zero reason to get a console right away
Anonymous No.718021617 >>718022330
>>718021434
I'm just waiting for ONE game at this point (Prime 4), and even then it's also a Switch 1 game, so that just shows how sad this industry has gotten
Anonymous No.718021653
>>718021434
Best we can do is make you pay for performance patches.
Anonymous No.718021846
reminder that the ps2 launched with a fireworks simulator and didn't get another game for at least 6 months but it's ok when snoy do it
Anonymous No.718021861
>>718021184
true but this is more than usual
Anonymous No.718022036 >>718022132
I've been glued to mine since release albeit a lot of Switch games running better. Even rebought Pikmin 4 digitally so Switch 2 would fix the loading times.
Anonymous No.718022037
>>718013326
>snoy this snoy that
Obsessed, imagine allowing sony niggers living rent free in your head.
Pathetic.
Mind broken and buckbroken.
Anonymous No.718022132 >>718022572
>>718022036
Lmao Jesus fuck tendies will never beat the cultist allegations.
>I paid full price for a digital version of the game so my friends at Nintendo would get more money
Grim
Anonymous No.718022265 >>718022589
>>718013923
>they never recovered from the switch's runaway success
No, its just that nintendo toddlers are annoying and obnoxiuus faggots
>and they'll make sure they shit up any nintendo related conversation as revenge
And this is good thing
Anonymous No.718022330 >>718022470
>>718021617
>Dude, persona 5 was a ps3 game
I don't buy your cross-gen crap, some games like BOTW WiiU/Switch were made for an older console and released on the new one for better performance, but every Switch1/2 game released was crippled and forced to run on the 1, not intended as a native release.
Anonymous No.718022336
obvious samefag is obvious
Anonymous No.718022348 >>718022589
>>718013923
>nintendo related conversation
There is not much to disscuss, modern nintendo is shit
Anonymous No.718022423
>>718018839
>Shitty compared to fucking what?
To pc
>It's clearly the best one.
Its still shit
Anonymous No.718022435
nintendo on their lowest, behold the greediest and cheapest corporation
Anonymous No.718022448
>>718020257
I was pimply teenager when Prime 3 came out and now I have weak knees and a shit ton of Grey's and Prime 4 still isn't out.
Anonymous No.718022470
>>718022330
>crippled
Clearly you haven't heard of Retro Studios
Anonymous No.718022508 >>718022589
>>718018565
why are nintendo fans so absolutely mindfucked by sony fans?
Anonymous No.718022524
>>718009148 (OP)
Beats me. I'm getting ready to sell mine
Anonymous No.718022572 >>718022703
>>718022132
Why did that post piss you off, Eric? Does it make you seethe watching people have fun with their switchy switch?
Anonymous No.718022580 >>718023026
>>718020257
Metroid Prime 4 is a 2022 game at most comes very late and looks like shit
Anonymous No.718022589 >>718025085
>>718022265
>>718022348
>>718022508
case in point
Anonymous No.718022703 >>718022995
>>718022572
>muh Eric
You’re mentally ill and I sincerely hope you hurt yourself someday.
Anonymous No.718022995 >>718023132
>>718022703
I hope you accept that your little hate campaign failed and nintendo won. Now if you excuse me I'm going to go enjoy playing games on my switch 2
Anonymous No.718023026
>>718022580
Would have been nice to have had it back then at least, especially with how Bayo 3 turned out
Anonymous No.718023132
>>718022995
I’ll reiterate what I said. You’re mentally ill and it saddens me to think that I’ll never know when you end up taking your own life.
Anonymous No.718023367 >>718023565
>>718020257

8 year development cycles are normal nowadays, anon. Your issue isn't with Retro Studios or the Switch, your issue is with modern game development.
Anonymous No.718023472 >>718023704
>>718017532
Kirby Air Riders is Switch 1?
>inb4 doesn't count
Anonymous No.718023565
>>718023367
True, but I also think Nintendo didn't think it would take this long, even with Reggie saying they may have announced it too early. They were probably planning on putting out the first version of it at least two, maybe three years later until they said they went back to Retro
Anonymous No.718023704 >>718023798
>>718023472
It might have started development on Switch 1 at least like Mario World and Bananza
Anonymous No.718023798
>>718023704
*Mario KART World, fuck me
Anonymous No.718024239
>>718013830
wonder what color the next console will be, maybe green since xbox is dead?

>>718018565
i mean what else do they have to talk about besides sony going third party? theres no games
Anonymous No.718024675
>>718013106
But it is sloppy shovelware
Anonymous No.718024757
>>718013830
>HaTeRs
Cringe
Anonymous No.718024991 >>718025078
nintendo are really fucked, they lost children are the main customers
Anonymous No.718025017 >>718025135
>>718021184
>mindless nintendo seethe
Or maybe modern nintendo just sucks and you are culty faggot?
Anonymous No.718025078
>>718024991
saaar
Anonymous No.718025085
>>718022589
>no arguements
No.
Anonymous No.718025135
>>718025017
anti-nintendo fags act way more cult-like than tendies.