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Anonymous No.718055864 >>718055986 >>718056195 >>718056197 >>718056298 >>718056405 >>718057036 >>718057452 >>718057938 >>718059936 >>718060228 >>718060272 >>718067162 >>718069319 >>718070641 >>718072374 >>718072840 >>718075045 >>718080568 >>718080920 >>718082983 >>718083374 >>718084275 >>718084783 >>718088768 >>718090210 >>718093281 >>718093838 >>718094008 >>718097874 >>718099614
>You're given a choice between three pokemon
>A turtle that blows bubbles
>A frog with an onion on its back
>Or a fire lizard that eventually evolves into the fire-breathing dragon on the game's packaging
>First gym leader is designed to fuck you raw if you picked the fire lizard
Anonymous No.718055929 >>718057024 >>718057187 >>718069392 >>718075473 >>718082252 >>718086437 >>718088768 >>718091556
Ember is actually really strong against Geodude and Onix because their Sp.Def is really low
Anonymous No.718055986 >>718056179
>>718055864 (OP)
Only fucks you up if you’re a dipshit that only uses your starter and can’t adapt to the rock paper scissors.
Anonymous No.718056108 >>718056986
>brock has nothing to hit you with super effecively
>his rock types have dogshit special, meaning you can still chunk them hard with ember
>if you proc a burn, he will immediately waste his turn using a full heal
charmander retards sure do love whining about "muh hard mode!!" instead of actually playing the fucking game
Anonymous No.718056179 >>718057064 >>718067468 >>718072457 >>718081804
>>718055986
Yeah, you can pick up other pokemon, but the other Pokemon you have available at that point are Pidgeys, Rattatas and Carterpies and your Charmander will be your highest level and strongest Pokemon by a wide margin.
Anonymous No.718056195 >>718056416 >>718072456
>>718055864 (OP)
and yet I was able to beat this game as a 6yo
maybe you are just retarded..?
Anonymous No.718056197 >>718058832 >>718081840 >>718086510
>>718055864 (OP)
>Or a fire lizard that eventually evolves into the fire-breathing dragon on the game's packaging

Okay but the other one literally has guns.
Anonymous No.718056298 >>718057362 >>718057562 >>718057860 >>718058725 >>718086613 >>718093965
>>718055864 (OP)
Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen rebalances this by giving Charmander Iron Claw, I recently replayed both Red and FireRed and I can honestly say Red is just completely obsolete by this point, just play FireRed or LeafGreen.
Anonymous No.718056405
>>718055864 (OP)
razor leaf always crit
always
Anonymous No.718056416 >>718056473 >>718056976
>>718056195
Based purechild chad detected. Meanwhile OP out here getting rolled by a bunch of rocks with eyebrows because he never figured out how to press B and catch a Mankey or grind a Butterfree. This isn't Sekiro, bro, it's baby's first RPG.
Anonymous No.718056473
>>718056416
When you think about it, Brock is the Matador of Charmander mains.
Anonymous No.718056753 >>718057016 >>718058810 >>718098919
Which console did the kid from the 1990s who hated Pokemon, hated the Game Boy, hated the Nintendo 64, hated playing on PC and was the kid who had no friends have and which video games did he play?
Anonymous No.718056976 >>718058131
>>718056416
To be fair it's pretty easy to get past Brock with a Butterfree or a Beedrill, but it's still kinda shitty that they punish you so early just for picking Charmander, if you don't get a Pikachu Misty is also a fucking nightmare with her god damn Starmie, why would they give her a Starmie of all things when she's the second gym leader? Somebody in the dev team had a vendetta against Charmander.
Anonymous No.718056986
>>718056108
The only thing is you do have to respect Bide with Charmander while the others can easily bruteforce a win before it deals damage. First time you're playing the game, you wouldn't know not to spam Ember into it. If you're a special child like OP, you wouldn't learn even after losing to it once, and you'd come to 4chan to whine about it 30 years later.
Anonymous No.718057016 >>718057151
>>718056753
Sega then jumped ship to either PS1 or later on to XBOX.
Anonymous No.718057024 >>718057230
>>718055929
sp def did not exist in gen 1
Anonymous No.718057036
>>718055864 (OP)
Even the second one can fuck you up
Anonymous No.718057064 >>718057139 >>718072457
>>718056179
you forgot mankey and nidoran
Anonymous No.718057123 >>718080759
>game manual explicitly says that Bulbasaur is Easy, Squirtle is Medium, and Charmander is Hard
Bulbasaur was my first pick, but it's been Charmander ever since. Squirtle is for scrubs.
Anonymous No.718057139 >>718058561 >>718072457
>>718057064
Nidoran yes, but you can't get Mankey until you defeat Brock, otherwise you can't pass towards Mt. Moon.
Anonymous No.718057151
>>718057016
Sega Saturn needed more love.
Anonymous No.718057158
>>>/vp/
Anonymous No.718057187 >>718057258
>>718055929
I can confirm that when I was a little kid I just spammed Ember on Brock's pokemon and won with a minor level advantage. By the time I got to Misty I had better options for her pokemon but I didn't even realize at the time that Charmander was a bad matchup against Brock
Anonymous No.718057230 >>718057301
>>718057024
whatever, low special then. you know what i mean
Anonymous No.718057258 >>718072683 >>718076009
>>718057187
Overleveling the shit out of the starter is the way 99% of kids beat these games in the 90s.
Anonymous No.718057301 >>718057684 >>718057913
>>718057230
No, he means Gen 1 had a bug where Sp. defense didn't even work.
It's why Psychic types were OP
Anonymous No.718057362 >>718057562
>>718056298
Fire Red has worse trainer designs.
Anonymous No.718057452 >>718058269
>>718055864 (OP)
yeah? it's a hidden difficulty setting.
>Fire is "hard" mode
>Water is "normal" mode
and
>Grass is "easy" mode
Anonymous No.718057471 >>718057550 >>718060825 >>718070954
i always find it funny when i see adults using phrases like "fuck you raw" "fucks you up" "a fucking nightmare" to describe experience of playing a childrens game that is in fact not even very difficult for a child
Anonymous No.718057550 >>718079634
>>718057471
I always find it funny when I see cum that should have been swallowed by your mom develop into a retard.
Anonymous No.718057562 >>718057605
>>718056298
Charmander learning Metal Claw didn't make sense thematically and felt too shoehorned imo, just because they want to give us a super effective move for the 1st gym?
>>718057362
I do admit FRLG trainer sprites do sometimes look uncanny. Not to say the R/B/Y wasn't, but the simple monochromatic colors actually help a bit making them look more bearable.
Anonymous No.718057605 >>718057713
>>718057562
Misty still has her fucking Starmie so you have to git eventually, Metal Claw just gives you a bit more leeway in the first few hours of the game.
Anonymous No.718057684
>>718057301
What is this schizobabble, there's a billion and one bugs in gen 1 and there's dozens of reasons psychic is the 2nd best type in RBY but that manages to be neither of those
Anonymous No.718057713
>>718057605
Well there is already Mankey which makes more sense to begin with.
For Misty there is Bellsprout/Oddish iirc
Anonymous No.718057860 >>718085130
>>718056298
I have an autistic dislike for the remakes because the primitive gameboy graphics let me imagine the towns being much bigger and realistic but held back by hardware limitations. Plus I like the changing color theme in each town in yellow. When the graphics are upgraded to GBA the suspension of disbelief gets harder to overcome and everything just feels really empty and small.
Anonymous No.718057913 >>718094108
>>718057301
Special was both damage dealt and received
Geodude didn't change in the split, they were both at 30 after
Onix had it increased from 30 to 45
And psychic wasn't op because of it, it was op because its weaknesses didn't exist offensively and they all had amnesia which added 1x of the user's special every move as well as all of them knowing sleep and recovery moves and having great coverage
Anonymous No.718057938 >>718058032
>>718055864 (OP)
I actually really like Bulbasaur and Ivysaur, but find Venusaur an ugly monster. It's a shame.
Anonymous No.718058001 >>718058052 >>718058171 >>718058693
>Blastoise was always shilled as Charizard's rival in the international box art, promotional material, and the final Ash vs Gary fight
>Venusaur was forgotten outside of japanese and remake box art
>nearly 30 years pass
>Charizard and Venusaur are now trading blows with each other
>Blastoise is sitting on the sidelines as Nidoking's HM slave
Funny how things turned out
Anonymous No.718058032 >>718058218 >>718058653 >>718060190 >>718091753
>>718057938
I actually like how ugly / dinosaury he is.
Anonymous No.718058052
>>718058001
Blastoise was always mogged by all the dual water types in kanto
Anonymous No.718058131
>>718056976
People think about pokemon wrong... Starmie exists first and foremost to be a gym pokemon, a boss
Anonymous No.718058171
>>718058001
I think being on the box has something to do with it. In Gen 1, it was Charizard and Blastoise on Red and Blue, so kids were more drawn to them. But in Gen 3, it was Charizard and Venusaur instead.
And if you want to get into comp, Blastoise has had a worse track record than the other two.
Anonymous No.718058218
>>718058032
I really liked frogs growing up, and looking like a fat Garfield of a frog wasn't really appealing to me.
Anonymous No.718058269 >>718058419 >>718058458 >>718059291 >>718059809 >>718068385 >>718093267
>>718057452
Charmander - "hard carry"
Squirtle - "balanced"
Bulbasaur - "great early game, suffer late game"
Anonymous No.718058419
>>718058269
And then FRLG throws this out the window by giving Charmander metal claw and Bulbasaur early sleep powder. You don't need powerful moves when sleep shuts down the opponent entirely.
Anonymous No.718058458 >>718058639
>>718058269
>suffer late game
gen 1 venusaur btfos everything with always critting razor leaves
gen 3 and onward venusaur is a stall king that sleeps and seeds everything and heals
charizard is completely unexceptional in the face of gyarados
Anonymous No.718058482
Charmander is bad for the first 3 gym leaders. Get Nidoran and hope you can poison your opponent.
Anonymous No.718058561 >>718072673
>>718057139
You can get Mankey in the same area as Nidoran.
Anonymous No.718058639 >>718059221
>>718058458
>gen 1 venusaur btfos everything with always critting razor leaves
IDC about crit strats
>gen 3 and onward venusaur is a stall king that sleeps and seeds everything and heals
Falls off against other grass types and steel types, while Charizard's movepool is immense.
>charizard is completely unexceptional in the face of gyarados
but that's pretty much not related to this topic. If you're talking about 1v1 ofc you just switch out and T-bolt the Gyarados just like you'd throw rocks at Charizard.
Anonymous No.718058653 >>718058849
>>718058032
>trans

Yep, Venusaur does look like most trannoids.
Anonymous No.718058693 >>718059203
>>718058001
Realistically all 3 are sitting in the sidelines in their original generation if you take things beyond ingame where everything works.
>Venusaur is Victreebel without Gen 1 Wrap. It is admitedly faster & bulkier so in a context where the big boys aren't out these strengths can outshine Wrap.
>Blastoise is a water type of all time. There's almost a dozen better Waters than it. Starrmie, Slowbro, Cloyster, Lapras, Omastar, Vaporeon, Gyarados...
>Charizard pre Special split has 85 Special, hitting as hard as such behemoths as Gloom and Weepinbell, and Fire didnt resist Ice back then, in a Blizzard spam generation. It's barely saved by access to Swords Dance, good physical move, and good speed. Once its in a place where only 1 or 2 Pokémon in the tier can outspeed it, its an ok cleaner.
Anonymous No.718058725 >>718072769
>>718056298
Some of the sprites in Red are cool.
Anonymous No.718058810
>>718056753
atari jaguar
Anonymous No.718058832 >>718059543
>>718056197
>blastoise
silly french turtle
Anonymous No.718058849 >>718070759 >>718072917
>>718058653
>suddenly trannies get mentioned for no reason
I mean I hate them but really?
Anonymous No.718059203
>>718058693
Victreebel only appears in Blue and Leaf Green. No one had it because they all bought Red.
Anonymous No.718059221 >>718059875 >>718059946
>>718058639
>strats
Nigger razor leaf ALWAYS crits with zero setup required
Things need to set up to tie that shit to begin with

>Falls off against other grass types and steel types, while Charizard's movepool is immense.
No? It's movepool is still better than the just normal, fire and flying?
Natural movepool? Fuck no
And why the fuck would you feed those tms to something with 84/109 defenses
You can throw a rock and find something better
Venusaur meanwhile becomes a status god for free

And holy ESL, I meant that gyarados just makes charizard irrelevant
Anonymous No.718059291 >>718059875
>>718058269
>Bulbasaur - "great early game, suffer late game"
huh? super effective against two first leaders and a little bit after the 3rd you get razor leaves which always crit
it was smooth sailing whole game
Anonymous No.718059543 >>718074205
>>718058832
Japanese name is KAH-MEX - why would the Americans retcon him to be French?
Anonymous No.718059672
What bulbafags don't tell you is that there are several relevant pokemon in the game with a quad resistance to grass. It takes forever to bring down endgame targets like Lance's Dragonite while Charizard just has to click slash twice.

For a game as easy as pokemon, clear times should be the measure for how good each starter is. Squirtle wins by default since it's the speedrunner's starter of choice, so that leaves Bulbasaur and Charmander. Bulbasaur always lags behind Charmander despite the higher speciak stat because it's slower and grass is a commonly resisted type. When Charmeleon learns slash, the game ends since it can now just spam the move and kill everything with much better coverage than razor leaf.

Squirtle > Charmander > Bulbasaur
Anonymous No.718059809 >>718059875 >>718065316 >>718072835
>>718058269
>suffer late game
>one of the fastest sleep powder users, has stun spore too
>gen 1 CRIT leaf
Nah Venusaur is great into the late game
Anonymous No.718059875 >>718066259
>>718059221
>>718059291
>>718059809
If you don't abuse sleep or crits Charizard would still be the best late game
Anonymous No.718059936 >>718060126
>>718055864 (OP)
Charizard is only saved from the title of latest dragon ever by dragonite.
Anonymous No.718059946
>>718059221
>And holy ESL, I meant that gyarados just makes charizard irrelevant
Make it clear next time, you are bringing up something unrelated to a conversation.
Anonymous No.718060085 >>718060147 >>718069765 >>718072914 >>718091025
Why did they do it?
Anonymous No.718060126
>>718059936
He's not that slow
Anonymous No.718060147
>>718060085
fluoride
Anonymous No.718060190 >>718072250
>>718058032
Nigga looks like he was feed on canned beef and cornsyrup
Is he american?
Anonymous No.718060228
>>718055864 (OP)
Based. Charfagder niggas deserve everything coming to them.
Anonymous No.718060272
>>718055864 (OP)
tortle
Anonymous No.718060649 >>718060712
HEY FAGGOTS
DAILY REMINDER
>Brock's Onix doesn't have any Rock type moves in Gen 1
>Metal Claw does marginally more damage in Gen 3 but Onix actually gets Rock Tomb
>Chamander sucks in Gen 1 not because of Brock, but because half the damn region (including the next fight) is Water type, it gets shit Special and Ice is neutral against Fire (so it gets hit for SE damage)
>oh also literally NO moves but Fire moves lmao, the only coverage you get is Earthquake/Dig, Submission (BLEGHHHHH) and Fly... IN YELLOW ONLY
In short: pick Bulbasaur for autocrit Razor Leaf or Squirtle for actual decent coverage
Anonymous No.718060710
The lgbtqai2s+++ movement was forever shamed by this one pokemon quote

Charmander: "Bulbasaur!"
Anonymous No.718060712
>>718060649
it's gen 1
earthquake alone gives you coverage for 99% of the game because two thirds of gen1 mons are (part) poison type
Anonymous No.718060825
>>718057471
I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had. It’s a mad world.
Anonymous No.718060871 >>718061395 >>718063381 >>718086660
havent you watched the anime? you just need to trigger the sprinkler system to weaken onyx
Anonymous No.718061395
>>718060871
>tfw Pokemon league has an epidemic of doping electric Pokemon by hooking there up to power generators before tournaments
No integrity in this sport
Anonymous No.718063381 >>718070079
>>718060871
pokemon game based in the world of the anime kids have been dreaming of since forever when?
Anonymous No.718065316
>>718059809
Pokemon having forms like this would've been awesome.
Anonymous No.718066259 >>718072781
>>718059875
>Play the game like a retard, don't use tactics
>But also don't use a super powerful move
>Then my epic dwagen is the best
Underage or mental illness
Call it
Anonymous No.718067162 >>718072984 >>718073090
>>718055864 (OP)
>there are people that insist Squirtle's name isn't a combination of "squirt" and "turtle" but a combination of "turtle" and "squirrel" because they believe he has a squirrel tail
Anonymous No.718067468 >>718067748
>>718056179
You can actually beat Brock without any grinding at all. I once for a challenge fought Brock with just fresh caught level 5 Rattatas, Pidgeys and Spearows and won. Just need to utilize stat debuff moves.
Anonymous No.718067748
>>718067468
>kids
>using any non-damaging moves
pick one and only one
Anonymous No.718067814 >>718068673
Seeing pokemon threads on /v/ is starting to trigger the same response in me as seeing capeshit and star wars on /tv/. We all know these companies haven't made a good product since their first offerings and we all know they never will again. We also are all 20 to 40 years too old to still be giving a shit
Anonymous No.718068385 >>718073173
>>718058269
So what you're saying is that Bulbasaur is the best STARTER?
Anonymous No.718068673 >>718068787
>>718067814
Personally, I just want kids today to be able to have the same sort of fun I got to have in the 90s and I think it's a damn shame they're subjected to this slop.
Anonymous No.718068787
>>718068673
I get where you're coming from but the fact is times have changed and what made children happy in the 90s won't make them happy now. They're already fully skibidi'd by age 5 now, they don't want to walk around and work to collect monsters for turn based battles
Anonymous No.718069195
I'm a big Fan of the Squirtle weapons platform. Always loved that Blastoise nigga.
Anonymous No.718069319 >>718069434 >>718072525
>>718055864 (OP)
There's literally zero reason to play originals instead of remakes. My child shall start with Fire Red.
Anonymous No.718069392
>>718055929
I wouldn't call it "really strong" but it does get the job done.
Anonymous No.718069434
>>718069319
Your child is gonna have an injection fetish by age 10, fire red will be the least of your concerns
Anonymous No.718069765
>>718060085
>hunter-gatherer stare vs graincel look
Anonymous No.718070079 >>718070970
>>718063381
There's a romhack called Ash Grey that follows the anime up to a point. Played it years ago and it was fairly complete back then, it's probably even better now.
https://pokemon-fan-game.fandom.com/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Ash_Gray
Anonymous No.718070641
>>718055864 (OP)
Onix has a piss Special stat, you can get away with spamming ember if you're too lazy to train a Nidoran
Anonymous No.718070703 >>718071029 >>718071787 >>718071869
The point is to get you thinking of strategy

As babby’s first SMT, the game is fucking amazing

After 15 you should just download SMT I and try that though
Anonymous No.718070759
>>718058849
/v/ is filled with mindbroken political tourists, all half the posters here can think of is dick
Anonymous No.718070954 >>718071010
>>718057471
look up the term "colloquialism" and accept that you are not as smart as you think you are
Anonymous No.718070970 >>718074701
>>718070079
This shit is never getting finished lol
Also it's still piss easy, once you get over the gimmick there's nothing else going for it
Anonymous No.718071010
>>718070954
You sound like more of a fedora wearer than he does
Anonymous No.718071029
>>718070703
nah, pokemon is simply too braindead with its 1v1 combat and overreliance on level. on the flipside it's great that you can still beat it with your favorites even if they're bottom of the barrel trash. its most notable gimmick is placing the AI under the same rules as the player and giving most enemies symmetrical stats and the same moves, which eliminates nasty surprises for the most part
Anonymous No.718071787 >>718072103
>>718070703
pokemon is way more strategic than smt
Anonymous No.718071869 >>718072325
>>718070703
SMT1 gameplay is completely rancid. Pokemon utterly mogs it until Soul Hackers
Anonymous No.718072103 >>718072491
>>718071787
Would you care to elaborate on that
Anonymous No.718072250
>>718060190
SQUASHED AND SLAMMED
Anonymous No.718072325 >>718072517
>>718071869
>Baby game utterly mogging anything
You have to be 18 or older to post here
Anonymous No.718072374
>>718055864 (OP)
your starter was the unofficial “easy/mediim/hard” mode setting
Anonymous No.718072456
>>718056195
/thread. OP you have to understand most of us were 6-9 years old when we played and had no issue getting through. How the fuck are you complaining about this non issue as a kid 20s-30 year old man?
Anonymous No.718072457 >>718073448
>>718057139
>>718057064
>>718056179
Underage detected. You can't get Mankey before Brock and all of Nidoran's attacks are weak against rock. You played the easy mode later releases of the game where Nidoran learns Double Kick and Mankey is available early.
Anonymous No.718072491 >>718072623
>>718072103
SMT has way way harder difficulty tuning than Pokemon campaigns but the actual complexity of whats offered doesnt compare.
Pokemon was way more unit variations, double elements, abilities that have unique interactions, weather effects, fuckload of buffs, debuffs, turn manipulation effects, held items.
There's just so much more you can do in and outside of battles and team building is also way more fleshed out. Being able to breed any spell onto any demon also ironically makes stuff less unique.

Id recommend trying out a difficulty romhack of Pokemon that actually forces you to interact with the games systems. The mainline games are sadly just undertuned so most of its depth is wasted on it.
Anonymous No.718072517
>>718072325
>load nerve rounds into smg/assault rifle
>stun lock the entire game from start to finish
Wow what a mature and stimulating experience
Anonymous No.718072525 >>718074617
>>718069319
The remakes are all soulless easy mode games with worse music.
Anonymous No.718072623 >>718072776 >>718073093
>>718072491
How likely do you think it is that Pokémons depth is completely unintended and just a result of mechanics thoughtlessly piling up over the years
Anonymous No.718072673
>>718058561
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG THAT WAS ONLY IN YELLOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION YOU STUPID ZOOMER SHUT THE FUCK UP
Anonymous No.718072683
>>718057258
I autistically grinded my party to be even level, however this made me very reluctant to keep playing as I got more mons
Anonymous No.718072769 >>718085130
>>718058725
I liked how the sprites in Gen 1 they had that “pocket sized kaiju” feel to them. The series really lost the “monster” aspect of “pocket monsters” as it went on
Anonymous No.718072776 >>718072887
>>718072623
Nta but Pokemon tends to make really specific mechanical changes for the sake of competitive modes EX: in Gen 8 they made it so turn order can change in the middle of a turn for doubles. It didn’t start of as competitive but they started making more changes oriented towards that as the series went on.
Anonymous No.718072781
>>718066259
>pokemon
underage and mentally ill
theres no further arguement or constraint needed
Anonymous No.718072835
>>718059809
Pokemon is genuinely the one franchise where I feel like it could benefit from “hiring this man!!” I see so many fan made pokemon that mog the absolute shit out of official ones and still look and feel like the could be official
Anonymous No.718072840 >>718080940
>>718055864 (OP)
>Pokémon Yellow forces you to catch and experiment with other Pokémon to beat Brock
>this just means I have a Lv70+ Nidoking instead of a Lv70+ starter
Did I fail the assignment as the zoomers say?
Anonymous No.718072887 >>718073093
>>718072776
This seems out of place given Nintendo's history of discouraging "competitive play"
Anonymous No.718072914
>>718060085
>cool monsters
>merchandise sellers
Anonymous No.718072917 >>718073038
>>718058849
Read his power retard
Anonymous No.718072984
>>718067162
It honestly works both ways
Anonymous No.718073038
>>718072917
Heh
Anonymous No.718073090
>>718067162
>img:pokemon with a squirrel tail
>anon: I can't believe people think it's a squirrel/turtle. Only two things can be happening at once, and those two things are being a turtle and squirting water.
Anonymous No.718073093 >>718073231
>>718072623
Its both desu.
Pokemon was built with PVP in mind too after all. The intent wasnt to make perfectly balanced PVP, but the idea was clearly to enable different approaches. And with the years they obviously added to it to make some stuff more viable.

>>718072887
nintendo have been running a world championship for pokemon games since the 90s.
Anonymous No.718073168
he has garlic on his back you dumb fuck
Anonymous No.718073173 >>718073268
>>718068385
The point of the starter is to be your main mon through the whole game. Don't tell me you're one of those "people" who box their starter.
Anonymous No.718073231 >>718073317 >>718073948 >>718090374
>>718073093
Why is Pokémon allowed to be competitive but Smash and Mario Kart aren't, I wonder
Anonymous No.718073268
>>718073173
the starters have been shit ugly since Gen 4
Anonymous No.718073317
>>718073231
dunno maybe its because of the pokemon company which is only a third nintendo.
Anonymous No.718073448 >>718073840
>>718072457
>underage
pokemon yellow came out 26 years ago
Anonymous No.718073831
anybody got that ms paint comic where they pick blue instead of red because of how cool blastoise looks, and then it evolves and in game it looks abysmal and he looks sadly into the sunset
Anonymous No.718073840 >>718073915
>>718073448
yes but if you were too young to not be able clearly differentiate red/blue from yellow you are underage (it’s a mindset) I’m 34 years old and it’s still pretty fuckin clear that mankey was only in yellow at that point
Anonymous No.718073915 >>718073997
>>718073840
why is unc posting here instead of being with his family?
go play with your kids, grandpa
Anonymous No.718073923
I think I was always a weird fucking kid because I never thought charizard was that cool. Even as a 7 year old boy he should have ticked off every box (he was a fucking cool fire breathing dragon) I still though Raichu was cooler
Anonymous No.718073948
>>718073231
Smash and Mario Kart are designed as party games mostly and they don’t want to push a “correct” way to play, Smash in particular takes way too much developer regulation to have an official competitive scene.
Anonymous No.718073997 >>718074061
>>718073915
It’s 10:43 in the fucking morning on a Thursday, I’m at my job shitposting about pokeyman. I plan on taking my kids to the playground when I get out if the rain holds up
Anonymous No.718074061 >>718074234 >>718074436
>>718073997
>unc shitposting on 4chan at work
kekaroo
get back to work shitstain
Anonymous No.718074205
>>718059543
Because they pronounce it wrong. It's BlasTOIS not BlasTWAS, like Tortoise.
Anonymous No.718074234 >>718074423
>>718074061
Nta but I’m also slacking at work this is unc culture and you will respect it young man
Anonymous No.718074423 >>718074492 >>718074758 >>718074886 >>718074895
>>718074234
lol no, i'll get hired for HR in a few years and fire your old ass for slacking
treasure your time, unc, because you gonna be unemployed
Anonymous No.718074436 >>718074613
>>718074061
>he can’t work/shitpost simultaneously
I thought zoomers were good multitaskers or is that only to watch a 6 hours videogame synopsis at 2x speed(so you can pretend like you’ve played it) while you mindlessly swipe through tiktoks and youtube reels
Anonymous No.718074492 >>718074613
>>718074423
It’s not HS lil zoom nobody is going to snitch on you for having your phone out or even give a shit as long as the work gets done
Anonymous No.718074613 >>718074821 >>718074848
>>718074492
i will, fartbones
kiss your cushy slacker ass goodbye
better practice filling those job applications

>>718074436
i'm done with uni for today and no we don't slack like you tards
when we study we study, when we shitpost we shitpost
none of that lukewarm ADHD millenial grandpa shit
Anonymous No.718074617 >>718074823
>>718072525
Both can be beaten by spamming 90PP moves through the entire game.
Anonymous No.718074701
>>718070970
Anon asked for something based off the anime, not a sweat fest. The point is the story, not the min-maxing. He can nuzlocke if he wants
Anonymous No.718074758 >>718074835
>>718074423
>I’ll get hired for HR
Good joke little guy, those are also easy desk jobs inhabited by my fellow olds and older broads who slack off even harder than me. All the easy jobs were taken, you can lay concrete or starve
Anonymous No.718074821 >>718074904
>>718074613
anon I have several coworkers between the ages of 20-29 and I can assure you, they definitely do the “lukewarm ADHD millennial (you spelled it wrong btw lol) grandpa shit”
Anonymous No.718074823 >>718074970
>>718074617
Toxic
Tank tank tank
Poison Sting x9999
>Congratulations to our new Champion!
Anonymous No.718074835 >>718076556
>>718074758
>he doesn't know
oh no no no no unc didn't get the memo
your old ass is getting booted and replaced by me
sad
Anonymous No.718074848
>>718074613
>he needs to study
Make some friends loser and get access to chegg and a fraternity test bank
Jesus you zoomers really just have no idea what you're doing
Anonymous No.718074886 >>718074994
>>718074423
>I’ll get hired for HR
unless you’re a hot, ex sorority girl, no the fuck you wont lmao
Anonymous No.718074895 >>718074994
>>718074423
HR is definitely vulnerable to AI replacement. Be careful
Anonymous No.718074904 >>718074995
>>718074821
>20-29
bruh those are grandpas tf you mean
i'm 18
Anonymous No.718074970
>>718074823
a 6 year old is not gonna do allat
Anonymous No.718074994
>>718074886
psst yes the fuck i will i'm non binary
if they refuse me they'll get sued lol

>>718074895
i study AI development too so that's not a problem
Anonymous No.718074995 >>718075067
>>718074904
>i’m 18
why
Anonymous No.718075045 >>718075138
>>718055864 (OP)
This turtle has fucking HOWITZERS coming out of its shell! Why would you EVER pick ANYTHING ELSE!?
Anonymous No.718075067 >>718075256
>>718074995
>why
something called not being OLD lol
Anonymous No.718075138 >>718075186
>>718075045
Because it looks retarded.
Anonymous No.718075186 >>718075234
>>718075138
>t.zardtranny
Anonymous No.718075234
>>718075186
>t.blastardsis
Anonymous No.718075256
>>718075067
>he isn’t old
damn that’s pretty gay
Anonymous No.718075473 >>718083164
>>718055929
Also none of brocks pokemon even have a rock type move to begin with
Anonymous No.718076009
>>718057258
That worked for me throughout 90% of the fame until I hit the elite 4 the "Ice" trainer uses nothing but water pokemon and my charizard couldn't deal with it
Anonymous No.718076556
>>718074835
Ayo this lil zoomie’s a yapper. A few weeks in the popcorn mine’ll sort you out right quick
Anonymous No.718076830
>popcorn mine
Robertranny, please leave.
Anonymous No.718078553 >>718079087
Zoroark
Anonymous No.718079087
>>718078553
wrong generation faggot
Anonymous No.718079634
>>718057550
>t.
Anonymous No.718079946 >>718080308 >>718082883
Haven't played Pokemon in forever, which one is worth it on Switch 2?
Anonymous No.718080308
>>718079946
When Sword/Shield came out I hadnt played a pokemon game since Gen 4 (Diamond/pearl) and I enjoyed it. Scarlet/Violet is very bad
Anonymous No.718080568
>>718055864 (OP)
I will now buy a Gameboy
Anonymous No.718080759 >>718081406
>>718057123
this
i had pokemon yellow, my sister had pokemon blue, and i remember feeling ripped off that i didn't have the choice at the beginning

but then i realized you're, you know, meant to catch a bunch of pogeys, and my copy had jesse and james
Anonymous No.718080920
>>718055864 (OP)
Having the coolest starter is supposed to be the reward for putting yourself at a disadvantage
Anonymous No.718080940
>>718072840
mine was a butterfree because i thought it was hilarious that this rock snake and a magic jewel star could be effortlessly dispatched by a prety buterfly
that thing absolutely slapped
Anonymous No.718081406
>>718080759
yeah but yellow was gay because you couldn’t evolve to Raichu unless you traded your Pikachu to another version
Anonymous No.718081410 >>718081469 >>718081984 >>718082070 >>718086925 >>718089767 >>718091467
I'm replaying LeafGreen since god knows how long. Just got to the elite4 and don't remember if these levels are enough. Is 50ish possible or will it require some grinding?
Anonymous No.718081469 >>718081609 >>718086835 >>718090783
>>718081410
WHY WONT GROWN FUCKING ADULTS STOP ASKING FOR HELP WITH GAMES LITERAL 6 YEAR OLDS CAN BEAT
Anonymous No.718081609
>>718081469
lurk moar
Anonymous No.718081782
?????
Just have a FemNidoran or MaleNidoran double kick Brock's team outta existence if you've picked Charmander???
What's so hard about this????
Anonymous No.718081804 >>718088545
>>718056179
Butterfree completely dabs on Brock.
>Confusion
>Sleep Powder
>Harden if you're that worried about defense
>Neither Geodude or Onix in the original Gameboy games have a rock type move so the weakness is a total non factor
Hell, Butterfree can still stomp this fight in the future games considering Compound Eyes almost guarantees that sleep powder hits which will allow you to spam the shit out of Harden to the point where even the rock type moves do nothing.
Anonymous No.718081840
>>718056197
I picked squirt for that very reason and I leveled him up to 100 without the glitch.
Then my friend borrowed the game and silly li'l me didn't realise that would scrub all my mons away before it was too late
Anonymous No.718081984
>>718081410
You're playing the game wrong.
You should have a lvl.80 Charizard spamming Flamethrower on everything with a bunch of underleveled trashmons you've never used in your party.
Anonymous No.718082070
>>718081410
DUX is such a better name. Fuck the wops for complaining the name reminded them of Mussolini.
Anonymous No.718082252 >>718095946
>>718055929
In fact, Geodude and Onix were made to have shit stats so charetard pickers can bruteforce it.
Anonymous No.718082730
>be me
>elementary school
>have a friend I think he's cool but he's actually a turbo normalfag with no will, opinions or personality
>he's got a pokemon cartridge but he only plays it because it's what everyone's doing, doesn't actually like or gives a shit about videogames
>I started with squirtle
>tell him to make a new game (he taught cut to his lv80 blastoise, only pokemon he ever used in his entire fucking game)
>he gives me the fluoride stare and says ok
>trade his charmander for a lv3 pidgey
>rinse and repeat with bulbasaur
>now I have all 3 starters
>use the turn off during trade glitch to pass him all 3 pokemon plus some
>now he has a decent save file without good pokemon knowing cut
>haven't heard about him for more than 18 years
>he now works as a cashier at a supermarket and smokes
>completely forgot what a pokyman is
Also everyone always asked me to play for them especially against brock when they got stuck/couldn't figure out the way.
The 90s were a magical time.
Anonymous No.718082883 >>718083660
>>718079946
Good
>Legends Arceus
>Scarlet Violet
>Lets Go Pikachu
Ok
>Sword and shield
Bad
>Lets go Eevee
>BDSP
Anonymous No.718082983
>>718055864 (OP)
>dragon
Uhhhh
>not picking bulbasaur
Anonymous No.718083164
>>718075473
in yellow they do
they gifted us mankey though so theres more option
Anonymous No.718083374 >>718083479
>>718055864 (OP)
>OP is a secondary that didn't play on release and never read the manual on the way home.
Anonymous No.718083479
>>718083374
>his first grass move doesn't do any elemental damage and he gets absolutely assraped by onix
Devilish.
Anonymous No.718083660 >>718086278
>>718082883
Whats wrong with eevee compared to pikachu?
Anonymous No.718084275 >>718086389
>>718055864 (OP)
Kanto hate is forced
Anonymous No.718084394 >>718084929
Did any other Pokè ever give you more than one region's worth of badges collect after second generation?
Anonymous No.718084783
>>718055864 (OP)
>gotta catch em all
>first gym is meant to teach you to use other Pokemon if you chose the fire lizard
OP are you retarded?
Anonymous No.718084929
>>718084394
No but in the GBA and DS gens they'd typically come with plenty of post game content like a smaller sub region and battle facilities.
Anonymous No.718085130
>>718057860
Honestly my biggest beef with FLG are all the damn trees everywhere. It makes Kanto feel way less urbanized than what it was meant to be.
>>718072769
Me too
Anonymous No.718086278
>>718083660
>Eevee the evolution pokemon
>entire gimmick is that he evolves 9 different ways
>in this version you can’t evolve him
nobody wants a fucking base eevee
Anonymous No.718086389
>>718084275
it is. it’s genuinely just zoomers jealous that their childhood gen is simply inferior
>b-but i posted a picture of a guy soifacing yelling kanto so therefore i am correct
Anonymous No.718086437 >>718086496
>>718055929
go get a mankey in the grass at Route 22
Anonymous No.718086496 >>718087168
>>718086437
only applies to yellow
Anonymous No.718086510
>>718056197
when i was a kid i picked Blue precisely for this guy. As time went on though...I grew to like Charizard more.
Anonymous No.718086613
>>718056298
i remember really liking FRLG but i tried replaying it recently and holy shit it was a grind and then then make you do 7 islands shit and i was all "I just want to go to the pokemon league already JESUS!"
Anonymous No.718086660 >>718087265 >>718089930 >>718098827
>>718060871
in the comics electricity makes it explode
Anonymous No.718086835 >>718087037
>>718081469
the 6 year old beats it because he just goes in with legendary pokemon and wipes the floor with everyting which is lazy and boring.
Anonymous No.718086925
>>718081410
>doesnt name his pokemon
ngmi
Anonymous No.718087037
>>718086835
wrong the 6 year old beats it because he did the rare candy code and has infinite level 100 pokemon and unlimited master balls and full heals. And that 6 year old? He was ME! (I was actually 7 or 8)
Anonymous No.718087053
>the fire-breathing dragon on the game's packaging
>he picked Red over Blue
KWAB
Anonymous No.718087168
>>718086496
your right i had forgotten. i really do thin i was just high enough level that Rattata and Charmander could chew through the defense
Anonymous No.718087265
>>718086660
that makes no sense and in the anime the electric shock just gets "stronger" and thats how he wins which is also fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.718088545
>>718081804
Butterfree is actually pretty deceptively strong in game for gen 1 and 2 if you understand the mechanics. In gen 1, badge boosts reapply when you use a boosting move, so using harden 6 times results in something like 400% Defense, 228% every other stat when you have all the boosts. Its like having a mini Mewtwo that can put things to sleep. Butterfree in gen 2 can also punch upwards pretty well right after Sudowoodu, just give it the Nightmare TM to pair with Sleep Powder and the only thing it'll be outright bad again is Jasmine thanks to the Magnenites, Rock Slide Steelix and her healing the Steelix when it gets low on HP
Anonymous No.718088768
>>718055929
>>718055864 (OP)
A real kid like 11 year old me used sacrificial lambs like multiple Pidgeys with Sand Attack and String Shots to setup their Charmander. I'm almost positive my first time I also had Charmaleon with this strategy from killing forest creatures for EXP.
Anonymous No.718089767
>>718081410
probably not, FR/LG's elite 4 is basically the only big difficulty jump in the game, annoyingly
Anonymous No.718089930
>>718086660
>ta
chad
Anonymous No.718090210
>>718055864 (OP)
Reminder they apparently didn't think 'copic marker art' was commercially viable and sucked the SOUL out.
Anonymous No.718090374
>>718073231
Can't speak for Kart, but Sakurai is a retard which is why Smash is the way it is.
Anonymous No.718090783
>>718081469
because of cognitive dissonance
>noooooo grinding is bad. if you're a true pokeman master you'll beat it underleveled!
>nooooooo you can't use legendaries, you gotta limit yourself to the same pokemon the AI uses rrrrrreeeeeeee
>noooooooo you can't use items! that's cheating rrrrrreeeeeeeee
the games are so fucking easy their minds automatically impose restrictions to make it seem challenging
Anonymous No.718091025
>>718060085
Worst part is this applies to the human characters as well as the mons.
Anonymous No.718091467
>>718081410
>CH'DING
I will never forgive them for replacing the DUX.
Anonymous No.718091556
>>718055929
>the games have never had balanced monster designs
Oh yeah lol
Anonymous No.718091753
>>718058032
It's a fucking frog
Anonymous No.718092310 >>718092381
when I was a kid I picked squirtle because a turtle with cannons in its shell was the coolest shit ever for a 10 year old, but when you think about the whole game charizard is the only cool fire type. arcanine and rapidash are both lame, magmar and moltres are ugly, so if you don't pick charmader your only fire option is flareon who is less cool than jolteon.
Anonymous No.718092381 >>718092418
>>718092310
Ninetails nigger
Anonymous No.718092409
i want to play a romhack of ruby/sapphire that simply updated to gen 9. phys/spec split, fairy, etc. any idea which one?
Anonymous No.718092418 >>718092689 >>718092854
>>718092381
also gay looking
Anonymous No.718092689
>>718092418
Nahh. I agree with everything you said in the initial post but ninetails was cool. vulpix was pretty fucking gay as a little boy though
Anonymous No.718092854 >>718093392
>>718092418
how are you gonna sit there and say Flareon is cool but Ninetails I gay? Flareon is way gayer and “cutesy” compared to Ninetails
Anonymous No.718093267
>>718058269
>suffer late game
Arcanine and Gyarados doing what Charizard and Blastoise would do as well or better at that point anyway.
Anonymous No.718093281
>>718055864 (OP)
Counterargument, Charmeleon learns Metal Claw specifically so Brock doesn't fuck you too bad.
Anonymous No.718093392 >>718093732
>>718092854
I don't think I was aware of furries as a child but I could tell that ninetails had offputting furry energy.
Anonymous No.718093526
I pick the turtle
Anonymous No.718093732
>>718093392
Yeah I guess I can see that. I liked Ninetails because he kind of looked like my dog
Anonymous No.718093838 >>718096810
>>718055864 (OP)
I even had thr Red Edition, so I dont have to tell you what my first Pokemon was, back in 1998...
Anonymous No.718093965
>>718056298
>replace the lesson of catching more mons to make a balanced team with just blitzing the entire game with your overleveled starter
Anonymous No.718094008 >>718094098
>>718055864 (OP)
>>First gym leader is designed to fuck you raw if you picked the fire lizard
Brock doesn't have one (1) single super effective attack against Charmander.
Anonymous No.718094098
>>718094008
Wrong. Onyx can throw some stoneshit at you. Which is Super Effective.
Zoomer never even played OG Pokemon.
Anonymous No.718094108
>>718057913
>amnesia used to be two uses of calm mind at once
Fucking Gen 1 lol
Anonymous No.718095946
>>718082252
Nah, that was just GF being incompetent. Onix is constantly spammed during the game and even is used twice by an E4
Anonymous No.718096810
>>718093838
You don’t have to tell me, but I already know-it was Charmander, and you probably got your shit rocked by Brock just like the rest of us. Nothing hit harder than realizing your fire lizard couldn’t scratch Onix and Tackle was suddenly your go-to move. Good times.
Anonymous No.718097543
Shiggy bros where you at?
Anonymous No.718097874
>>718055864 (OP)
*Gets all 3*
Anonymous No.718098738
charmander was always the gay boring dragon for gay boring kids
you could have a sick as hell flower dinosaur or a sick as hell turtle cannon and you chose the dime-a-dozen dragon instead
Anonymous No.718098827
>>718086660
He should have used a mist stone and evolve it into crystal onyx
Fool
Anonymous No.718098829
>Dragon
>Not a dragon type
Glorified lizard
Anonymous No.718098919
>>718056753
Neo Geo Pocket fags with their trash games.
Anonymous No.718099614
>>718055864 (OP)
>Not training up your Charmander to evolve into Charmeleon first
Sounds like a skill issue.