Thread 718056591

You will play GTA6.

>>718056591 (OP)
yes that's not news
its not a gotcha
it has nothing to do with you, your post, or anything that happens inside, outside or around the game
anybody who is a gamer, even if they hate previously released GTAs, should play this one, for the experience of playing a rare AAAA release, and to build their opinion

don't buy it, buy it, pirate, don't, it doesn't matter, give it a go and have your own opinion on it - it will be relevant to gaming as a whole, for good or bad, but it will be relevant

>>718056591 (OP)
I will not play it until it is on sale for $10 and 60fps, and that's if it somehow turns out to be an actual good game.

maybe

>>718056591 (OP)
I've never touched a gta game and I'm not gonna start now.

I play GTA games because they're cheaper than a real vacation and I can act in a city like I wish I really could

>first mission is beating up a chud that mockingly calls your disabled trans latina friend a latinx
yeah im gud

>>718056591 (OP)
Well no, I won't.
GTA as a franchise is dead. It has nothing left to lampoon, the real world is dumber, more crass, violent and grotesque than anything they can come up with.

>>718056591 (OP)
sniff his musky pits and lick his sweaty balls

>>718056591 (OP)
How do I get this physique asap

>>718056591 (OP)
Haven't play a GTA since 2 and won't start now. I briefly played 4 but decided to trade it in for something else, it just wasn't fun.

>>718056591 (OP)
Yeah, definitely

>>718060441
You cant run over blacks. The game will exit with a warning

>>718059782
San Andreas is really good...

>>718056591 (OP)
no, gta is boring as fuck.

>>718056591 (OP)
Ehh, maybe one day. But I've yet to finish IV and haven't played V so it'll be at some faraway point in the future.

>>718056591 (OP)
>£80-£100
>Goes on sale years later for £60-£70
No, I won't. Not until it's £40-£50.

>>718056591 (OP)
>can't taunt and antagonize NPCs like GTA V
no.

>>718059782
You really should play San Andreas. It has features and commentary that most companies are too politically charged to touch or plainly fuck up.
For what its worth too as popular as crime open world games like GTA are they in reality are about showing you the constantly.high risk sides of the kind of people it has and that they can never really rest. Tommys a scarface proxy, CJs a talented hitman, Trevor Michael and Franklin are sociopathic stooges and this new couple seems to be bonnie and clyde-ish.

Dont play the damn definitive edition by the way.

>>718056591 (OP)
Not if they ask for my personal information, I won't.

>>718056591 (OP)
For free on PC

>>718056591 (OP)
how can you tell...?

>>718056591 (OP)
Yes daddy

>>718056591 (OP)
>abs instead of chubby belly
>way too little hair
Rockstar does not know what modern bimbos desire.

>>718056591 (OP)
papi...

>>718062492
he is for the fags, sorry.

>>718056591 (OP)
Yes, yes I will.

>1660s
No, i won't.

>>718061967
sexo

>>718056591 (OP)
Sure, but only once it's on PC and like $40 or less. I'm in no hurry, I very rarely play AAA games in general. GTA6 is in fact the only one on my radar.

>>718056591 (OP)
I mean I will think about it... zamn!

>>718060181
>they're cheaper than a real vacation
For now

>>718060501
This all day every day

>>718056591 (OP)
>>718061967
>>718062781
Can't wait to see him paired with Donte.

As every hot video game guy is required to do by gay law.

>>718056591 (OP)
Lol I've got the same sunglasses. It's white boy summer alright

>>718061967
Based slut. She has my respect.

You will play Donkey Kong Bananza.

>>718065047
No one likes fat guys you pathetic fucking loser

>>718065171
A lot of people brought and enjoyed Donkey Kong Bananza DOE.

>>718065476
Sincerely doubt that.

>>718057884
Check when GTA5 has ever been on sale for $10

>>718056591 (OP)
No I will not.

>>718065630
it was literally free on epic

>>718060441
>he thinks he will be able to slaughter groups of non-hostile npcs like the old days
ngmi

>>718064643
Ah yes, I remember when that law was passed by president killystein.

>>718056591 (OP)
I don't own a PS5 so no. I will not be playing GTA 6 for the foreseeable future

We are so back

>>718065476
They didn't buy it for that fat piece of shit

>>718065834
The white boy summer junkie is unironically cute.
Would fuck.

>>718056752
what a dork

>>718056591 (OP)
nope
I already rejected GTA-slop 5, because 4 was such shit.
also
not homosexual, so not target audience anyway

>>718056591 (OP)
>can’t be gay
Whats the point?

lmao at the ywnbaws trying to take over gta6 as if it will ever be their game. 42% club do be mental af

>>718066346
why do you post like a zoomer nigger though?

i'll play it in 2034 when it goes on sale for $15

>>718066261
Being gay is illegal in games. They tried it in KCD and everyone lost their minds

>>718066648
Imagine the florida musk.

>>718066715
It is famous for being hot and muggy down there

>>718065171
>>718065570
>>718065865
Why are humanfags like this?

>>718066932
he's fucking gaaayyyyy

>>718067140
Fingers crossed. There HAS to be a way to cuck the latina with one of your male friends! Or even a stripper!

>>718066979
Because men are hot

>>718067140
BEING GAY IS NOT ALLOWED IN VIDEOGAMES. WE SETTLED THIS AFTER GAMERGATE

>>718065630
I got it for like 3.99 what do you mean?

>>718067453
Is it gay if our balls just touch each other's chins and not themselves?

>>718067519
Anything the balls touch belongs to the gay kingdom. I'm sorry.

>>718067593
Damn. Gotta really measure the 69 intensity and angle then...

gonna pass actually

>>718056591 (OP)
How long would it take to get this body, starting from zero?

>>718067453
>"We"

>>718067824
under a year if you juice up

>>718067824
Not long with gear.

>>718056591 (OP)
Please explain to me why this is ok, but sexy girls aren't?

>>718067648
Unless you can find someone whose balls don't hang very low

>>718067824
About 3 years. That's if you're starting from 0 and not say -300 because you're fat as fuck.

>>718067824
the expenses far outweigh the time commitment

>>718068148
Sexy girls are a fetish for creeps. This is just a male power fantasy

not buying a fag station or cuck box and pc port is minimum 2-3 years away after release so fuck it

>>718061842
this post was brought to you by the based department.

>>718056591 (OP)
Not if it costs $100 I'm not. Just get one of those gay sex dolls for the same price

>>718067453
yes, LGBTQP+ is not allowed in vidya

>>718068289
Nah, you're just gay as fuck. Straight men don't want oily muscle men in their games.

>>718068807
It's a male power fantasy because that's what you fantasize about looking like while having women ogle you like>>718061967 when in reality women don't care about that kind of thing at all

>>718068807
Sounds like a cope from a creep with a fetish.

>>718056591 (OP)
You know? I'm not so sure anymore. Modern games just haven't been doing it for me. Even going back to GTA5 is kind of whatever.

Congrats Rockstar, you waited so long I no longer have interest in playing that type of game anymore.

>>718069240
>>718069253
>wants to stare at half naked men while playing games
It's ok to be gay. No reason to be ashamed anymore homobros

>>718069497
Prove it. Make out with me RIGHT NOW.

>>718061967
what race is she ?

>>718061283
>Afro American simulator
>good
citation needed

>>718069497
>wants to be called "ma'am" and play dress-up and go around chasing boys to rail his avatar
Hmmm. HMMMMMMMMMMM.

>>718056591 (OP)
Threads like this make me wonder if working to get a body like his will primarily attract the fags instead of women.

>>718069240
self-inserts, i swear

>>718056591 (OP)
Visa/mastercard will block its release for violence against females.

>>718069497
>thank god I did not pick the gay choice said anon
>MASH BUTTON TO RIDE JASON'S COCK HARDER, said his game in the background

>>718065630
Timmy gave it away for 0$

>>718070892
lmao no
game make money = gets a pass

>>718071034
These are far left feminists we're talking about. They've spent the last decade infiltrating and subverting JUST for this day. GTA VI will not be sold.

>>718069497
>He wants to wear dresses and kiss boys but is totally not gay
HMMMMMMMMM

>>718069497
this shit doesn't work anymore tranny-kun you fellow troons exposed you, we know why you want to play as the woman

Yeah

>>718072897
>chad
>be together with mud

>>718073465
ESL.....

>>718056591 (OP)
Not if they require facial recognition to play it. I will quit video games if that happens

>>718073521
t. mud

so what's the gameplay like? all they've shown is movie cutscenes. If it's just more of gta5 I'm good

GURL IMA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

>>718074803
Major?

>>718073571
>I will quit video games if
You won't quit shit. You'll complain about it for a few months, find a justification for it, then keep playing.

>>718074803
>walk around muds
grim

>>718074803
how much did timmy pay her

>>718066035
same....
White boy summer sould last all year

i will not play gta6
i will play gta6 online
on pc

>>718074803
I love these staged pics. He's just a regular guy and I'm supposed to believe women gawk at this?

>>718056591 (OP)
Sloppa.
Sloppa, Sloppa!
Sssloppa!!

>>718075454
Same, I'll be hanging around Vice City Beach in a bikini all day

sexy mudgirl

>>718062794
Its wild that this is also in the game but Jason is the one that is cooking everywhere

>>718075651
chud be like:
>look, I got a great whore catch
>it's a whore!

>>718075778
There's more material for Lucia Caminos than for Jason Duval, but Jason is big here because the fags care the most about GTA VI at the moment.

>>718075969
jason
jason
jaaaaaasssonnnn
I thought Jason died due to a car crash?

>>718067824
you cant look like that without roids. Especially if you are tall.

>>718075249
>>718075351
>>718075502
It's from a tv show

>>718076094
No that was balloon boy from fnaf

>>718076152
>allow muds in your tv show
grim

>>718056591 (OP)
Probably not.
Didn't touched 5

>>718076341
>Didn't touched 5
You didn't? Oh but you missed out on all the nothing that happened

>>718075243
Not him but i won't quit but i have a massive collection of roms already.

>>718076107
Are you retarded on purpose? he is not even unbelievably buff or anything just athletic and sweaty.

>j-just a regular guy
ive seen what the regular mutt looks like. dont bullshit urself

post bowser feet

>>718056591 (OP)
Beauty standards are way higher for men than women

>>718079424
Then why does my 5'8 bald ass keep getting hit on by girls?

>>718079763
Because you have some kind of degenerative mental condition, they aren't real.

>>718065630
It was $0 on Epic..

>>718081039
Still too expensive to get me to use Epic.

>>718080976
I wish they weren't real. Then maybe some guys would hit on me

>>718067824
You'd need top tier genetics to look like that

>>718056591 (OP)
I'm gonna buy the CD then sell that for the pc version whenever it comes out

>>718061967
Now imagine if the genders were swapped

>>718056591 (OP)
Imagine if you can make him gay that would be kino...

what are the chances they make jason an emasculated retard defending trannies and blacks while making commentary about the police being bad and explaining that being a criminal is actually a good thing because it's fighting oppression or whatever?

>>718056591 (OP)
my duck got hard from this. is this bad?

>>718084321
Rockstar doesn't allow gays after the Bully controversy

need a hot yt bf..

>>718084689
The words "rent free" get thrown around a lot but dear god

>>718085435
Quirky black girl...

>>718056591 (OP)
You will go fuck yourself.

>>718084812
How is your duck normally?

>>718056591 (OP)
nah i'm good. $80+ game and a 200GB+ download probably. you have fun.

>>718084689
It's a Nu-Rockstar of David game.
Take a guess.

>>718056591 (OP)
No. I haven't played any prior GTA, and slapping a new number and fancier graphics on it doesn't suddenly make it look interesting.

>>718085448
>games get pozzed
>people ask if new games are going to get pozzed
>this somehow triggers wokes

>>718059782
but you're gonna solve captchas on 4chins to announce your complete lack of interest. you fucking mentally ill, disingenuous autist.

>>718085867
>pozzed
>woke
It's time for bed honey, you've been up since 2016...

>>718056591 (OP)
What's the gameplay like?

>>718086494
it's time to take a look at the bridge

>>718086865
You don't have to do that. Just realize that Gamergate failed horribly and not every video games is going to be preaching about things you don't like

Are there like 2-3 autists spamming shit ITT? Every GTA thread I've made, I'm deflecting pixelslop GATCHA faggots from shitting on GTA games

I wasn't that excited until I replayed RDR2 this year, honestly the best hope is they match that story, cast and Stranger mission quality. RDR was better than GTA4 and 5, and RDR2 is their best game so far.

>>718087268
>Gamergate
It's time for bed "sis", you've been up since 2016...

>>718087440
Wow finally a good take /v/

>>718056591 (OP)
Why would I play a game with worse graphics than a game that came out in 2018?

>>718087858
You don't actually believe that...

>>718056591 (OP)
Not playing it.

>>718087895
Are you telling me my eyes deceive me? Both are in 4K, and RDR2 clearly looks much better.

>>718088027
>Gameplay footage on shitty base PS5 vs animation
GTA VI will shit on RD2 in terms of grafix on release, especially when it comes out on PC

>>718088129
>Animation
They're both animated???

>>718069240
You don't know a thing about reality, child.

>>718088196
I meant pre-render, cutscene...

>>718088309
Yeah, the GTA VI one is a pre-rendered cutscene, while the RDR2 one is straight from gameplay. And the RDR2 one looks much better.

>>718056591 (OP)
Why?

>>718088364
No it's the other way around

>>718088521
But the RDR2 screenshot is from gameplay. The GTA VI one is obviously in a cutscene.

>>718088428
Because it's most fun you can have in an open world action genre

>>718088263
I know you like to suck dicks in reality

>>718088565
That's not how gameplay Arthur's face looks like, nice bait tho retard

>>718088582
I don't enjoy the open world action genre.

>>718088679
Yes it is

How do you fags feel about having to pay $100 for this shit?

>>718087858
Try again bozo

>>718056591 (OP)
Hey Arthur!

>>718088968
It's goin to be 70$ tho?

>>718089089
>pre-rendered cutscene vs. actual gameplay
Yeah, I'm thinking RDR2 still looks better. Plus it's supposed to look gray, that's the atmosphere. Ever play Fallout 3? It's like that.

>>718089313
It's from gameplay btw. Rockstar confirmed it.
You ragebaiting this thread, you really think VI won't have better graphics than 2018 game? I know RD2 is to this date the best looking game (maybe cyberpunk too) but only Rockstar is capable of defeating Rockstar. Open their website go through the screenshots and compare it to RD2 screenshots.

>>718056591 (OP)
Yes, but on PC someday

>>718056591 (OP)
I'm tired of western slop so nope, I won't.

>>718089313
>pre-rendered
RDR2 full release looks better than its trailers, why not believe PC GTA6 won't look like that?

>>718056591 (OP)
STOP. OGLING. HIS. BODY.

that's gay

>>718086323
cooked that pig

R* needs to release new material because ever since that trailer, GTA6 just became an outlet for FAGGOT PORN

>>718056591 (OP)
No.

>>718056591 (OP)
I would have played it if it came out ten years ago.
It's too late now. I don't care about the series anymore.

For FREE

>>718089529
Rockstar shits out the best quality slops to the point that it's actually a good experience. You're gonna miss out on the generational release? We had last GTA 13 years ago, and at that time it was amazing (V still looks better than 99% of the games)

>>718089660
i don't believe you
show some examples

>>718067824
It's not possible without gear.

>>718056591 (OP)
I mean this in a completely genuine way, but why even play GTA anymore? I can drive cars in Fortnite now. What's the need to buy a game all about driving cars? Maybe it was revolutionary 20 years ago, but driving cars in games is old news now.

>>718089920
i spent 4 years in gym during college and before and after looked the same

>>718089923
I don’t like battle royales

>>718089923
I don't do online multi-player games

>>718089920
>no bulk
>no cut
Well no wonder nothing changed

>>718089923
>I can drive cars in Fortnite now
Nigga u really think that driving is better in Fortnite? It looks and plays like a mobile game retard
The whole point of GTA games is that it incorporates bunch of stuff into one sandbox. You can drive, fly, ride bikes, drive boats, customize character, customize cars, customize bikes, customize almost anything. Oh you can also SHOOT guns, have PVP, deathmatches, etc.
Also NPC's are funny, dynamic and whenever you do shit in the game it feels rewarding. There is no other game that does what GTA does better. VI will be the best open world action game ever made.

>>718090459
>You can drive, fly, ride bikes, drive boats, customize character, customize cars, customize bikes, customize almost anything. Oh you can also SHOOT guns, have PVP, deathmatches, etc.
Like Fortnite?

>>718089920
This is the body of someone who exclusively maintenance trains the exact same workout constantly. If you aren't pushing limits you never grow. If you aren't changing your workout you're not burning hard enough.

>>718089920
The thing about this is that genetics plays a huge role in the way you look. No EVERYONE can look jacked and shredded 24/7. The guy in the video has pretty good muscles and under good lighting and pump he can look just as good as other influencers we see online. IF he wants to take a good photo for instagram, he can pull it off. Our bodies were not made to look like models all the time, it's natural and is real. He still has better body than 98% of population.

>use digital ID to sign in
>game logs ratio of niggers/faggots killed
>knock on the door from anti radicalization agents

>>718090521
No you can't really do all that in Fortnite.
Also Fortnite has:
>No physics engine, ruining any type of immersion or fun
>Has graphics from 2005, soulless
>Has no map
>Has almost no variety
>Is a battleroyale game not an open world sandbox
Stop baiting and admit that you're going to be watching VI videos day 1 like a cuck. Then you'll finally give in and play it yourself

>>718090892
>>No physics engine
Downright false.
>>Has graphics from 2005, soulless
Literally look at any modern Fortnite gameplay, it has good graphics now.
>>Has no map
No...?
>>Has almost no variety
Yeah, just hundreds and hundreds of weapons and skins and such...
>>Is a battleroyale game not an open world sandbox
Lego Fortnite

>>718060387
you sold it to me

>>718091112
>Downright false
San Andreas (2004 game) has better and more polsihed physics than Fortnite
>Literally look at any modern Fortnite gameplay, it has good graphics now.
Lmao
>No...?
This looks AI generated, and in any case, it is made for battleroyale mode. Stale, uninteresting.
>Yeah, just hundreds and hundreds of weapons and skins and such...
GTA 5 has over 700 cars...Skins mean nothing.
>Lego bla bla
Are u actually underage?

>>718091407
>Are u actually underage?
You're the one getting mad about Fortnite being better than "drive to one spot then shoot some enemies then drive to another spot and shoot some enemies and then repeat that 80 times simulator 6", bro.

>>718091517
:DDDD

>>718060387
GTA has always been bitch made

They have never touched on racism with someone calling you the N word or Police saying racist shit and giving people Rodney king treatment outside of the MC having a wanted level.

They never deal with the dark side of crime such as human trafficking, forced labor, making and selling illegal pornography, directly pushing drugs outside of some cliched drug deal gone bad mission. In fact SA was a giant antidrug commercial. And Trevor despite having a meth buisness but we never see making or directly selling it and to who we sell it to.

Not to mention the whole transvestite controversy in 5 and removal of the torture scene.

While old GTA might have made its name and focused on shock value. It clear thats not the focus. Now their prestige has gone from the unapologetic edgy guys to being the guys who make super immersive and detailed worlds and characters. People arent wowed by the stuff old R* did but are now hyped for hearing that R* model the left nutsack hanging out of some pedestrians basketball shorts an open world version of The Sims. The crime and action is just tacked on for the younger audience but that's just an obligation since their name brings expectations (see how many people derided LA Noires pacifism and initially thought you could gun down innocents as psycho Cole Phelps cause its "a R* game" only to be let down by the fact you cant) but its not really a core focus for them.

Dont expect anything more offensive than a Fuck you and a gunshot

>>718093702
It's supposed to be a lighthearted satire, dude.

>>718056591 (OP)
Haven't really played GTA since 2.

>>718089920
If you do it for looks, maybe he did. If he did it for health and wellness, his body will than him when he's not noticably slower or "not able to move like I used to lol OOOH!" when in his late 40s and 50s

>>718093826
>GTA 4
>lighthearted

Zoom zoom

>>718094013
>Duuuude GTA 4 is so dark dude the protagonist says war is bad dude that's so freaking dark man......

>>718056591 (OP)
I haven't played a GTA game since IV on the x360

>>718056591 (OP)
>rumored delay to September 2026
Release the game first

>>718060490
Its just that there is no common foundation to do it from anymore. This is especially true for those that fall on the left side of the spectrum, which most media does.

>>718072897
LITERALLY me

>>718094130
https://youtu.be/bGi-fGP5lAc

Uh huh
>Ummm it doesnt count cause I said so!
I accept your defeat

>>718095826
Wow, a lighthearted game has a bad ending. Therefore the game is all dark and stuff!!! You really showed me.

!! Jason cucking Lucia secret mission leaked !!

>>718056591 (OP)
No
Never looked back after Saint's Row 2.

>>718089920
that's a brown beta male tho. obviously he's never gonna look like a White man

>>718056591 (OP)
I haven't even played GTA5, I sure as fuck not touching this woke slop.

>>718086728
GIWTWM

>>718066261
Don't worry by 2027, the PC mods will get that corrected.

>>718056591 (OP)
Probably but not on console.

>>718086323
Lmao seething marketer kike. Sure is gonna suck not having kids to sell shark cards to

>>718056591 (OP)
I can't afford a PS5. Most people can't.

>>718065630
It's been given away free on multiple platforms multiple times.

>>718100695
Me in the back

>Not releasing on PC day one
>Most likely no single player DLC
I hate Rockstar.

>>718061842
How do I play the original steam version if I wasn't able to secure it before they took it down?

>>718096252
They look like twins.

>>718056591 (OP)
Illegally

I already played the better game

>>718095917
Yeah i did.

>>718056591 (OP)
Probably won't. GTA5 was the most boring overhyped shit out there and GTA6's cast and setting look worse. I won't be touching it thank you.

>>718093702
Im playing GTA as a sandbox mayhem where I can have fun doing terrorism. I, and millions of others, don't give a shit about your poltard takes. If u play games just to please your dogshit ego you can't be taken seriously

>>718103229
>most boring overhyped shit
u mean Cyberpunk?

>>718102520
Panam, my beloved

>>718056591 (OP)
Why should i exactly? Will it be another "haha le satire or murica" with surface level themes and endless driving sessions with NPCs that say the most boring shit ever?

>>718102176
>Ugh they look like twins??

>>718093702
this nigga knows whats up, its just a stupid game for (mental) teenagers.

>>718056591 (OP)
Ah yes the falsely offensive franchise with zero depth...

next trailer when

>>718076107
Where the fuck do you live?

>>718101124
Jason looks fat in this. Weight mechanics confirmed

>>718086728
i miss this shit

>>718056591 (OP)
>You will play GTA6
I gave them two chances with 4 and 5 and both sucked, let the brand recognition consoomers to fill rockstars pockets.

>>718062794
imagine the smell
i better be able to strip her completely

>>718064654
>hardwood floor
faggot