Thread 718066629

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>>718066629 (OP)
Janny won't like this.

>>718066629 (OP)
Give me your best Kris abuse images, stories, or ideas.

>>718066694
What's his fucking problem?

>>718066772
Kris goes to the bathroom and pulls down his shorts. He strains and ends up taking a massive shit on the toilet, that becomes a Brown Fountain. Toriel knocks on the door "Kris sweety are you okay?" and then Sans fucks her against the door "Mr Sans, ohhhhh you're so big" The Brown Fountain becomes so bad that Kris falls over, still shitting loudly, and he limps towards the window and leaves it, still farting and shitting and sees Susie, and Noelle chatting outside of his house "Ew, wtf Kris, you're covered in shit!" Noelle giggles at Kris' tiny penis. Then Berdley swoops in and starts making out with both Susie and Noelle. Then Asgore comes in with a giant diaper and says "I didn't know my sweet baby boy still needed his diapeys" and takes off his pants revealing he's also wearing a very soiled diaper and tries putting one on Kris. Everyone in town and school comes in to watch all cheering and chanting "Poopy Kris Diaper Time" and then when its done everyone laughs at Kris as Sans still continuing to fuck Toriel comes out and says "Looks like you're having a shitty day kid"

>>718066629 (OP)
>>>/vg/utg
There will be no thread, period. Read the room, everyone fucking hates you.

>>718067107
lmao

>>718066772
Kris forced to tell others to refer to her as a girl.
Kris forced to have manners.
Kris forced to wear feminine clothing.
Kris forced to hug me.
Kris forced to kiss me.
Kris forced to take my hand in marriage.
Kris forced to engage in procreative, hand-holding, breast-sucking, bareback, nakadashi sex.
Kris forced to carry our twins in her womb.
Kris forced to give birth.
Kris forced to watch our children grow up strong.
Kris forced to watch me pass away happily, my hand in hers.

>>718067107
Janitor applications are closed right now.

Is [HEAVEN] just the real world and Gaster and Spamton are both trying to escape from the confines of a video game into our world?

>>718067426
no

>>718066974
>radiation?
that's right he's coming BACK.

>>718066772
I will force Kris to do gaslight his friends to suicide.

WHICH WAY, LIGHTNER MAN?

>>718068804
"Kris! This is why only fools are heroes: because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let die the woman you love, or suffer your childhood friend to Perish! Make your choice, Kris, and see how a hero is rewarded! We are who we choose to be—now choose!"

>>718067378
That would piss Kris off a lot, yes.

>>718068231
What would he say to drive Susie and Ralsei to suicide?

>>718068804
die noelle

>>718066629 (OP)
Why didnt Kris tried this shit with Susie?

>>718069445
Susie wouldn't kill Berdly for you. She isn't the one.

>>718069445
Because she isn't submissive? Susie would tell the Soul to fuck off if they tried anything. Noelle can't say no to anybody that isn't Kris or Rudy.

>>718069589
Berdly survives the Snowgrave. He's just in a coma.

Tranny furfag general

>>718069639
He's fallen down.

>>718066772
>implied queer
>teenager
>quiet
>Toriel lets them own a knife for some reason
kris probably cuts themselves

>>718069245
OH, YOU SPEAK GERMAN? I NEVER KNEW! WISH GRANTED, HERE IS YOUR NOELLE! SENDING SUSIE TO THE SUPER EXPLOSION CHAMBER AS WE SPEAK!

>>718069445
The world isn't ready for the love child of Kris and Susie yet.

>>718069770
There's literally blood on the floor of their room.

They 100% considered slitting their wrist. It's probably only their belief they might be able to bring back Dess that kept them going.

>>718069961
The love child of Kris and Susie will basically just be a exact clone of their parents but without any childhood unhappiness.

Noelle and Kris love child would probably be a complete sociopath with their parents worst traits.

>>718068804
Susie everytime.

>>718068804
kris would pick noel, i pick soos

>>718070052
Would Susie and Chara/Frisk get along?

>>718069975
oh yeah, forgot about the blood

oh my fucking god

>>718069602
Susie is ready to do anything for Kris after chapter 4. He could turn her into sex slave no problem now

>>718070135
>Snakes
>Kris is associated with apples
>Something happened that made him lose his innocence.
Deltarune is actually a huge garden of eve metaphor, isn't it?

>>718070203
Yes, Kris. Not (you).

>>718068804
Berdly

>>718070212
Kris pushed Dess into the Shelter because the Darkness within him told him to, but he wasn't expecting the shelter to be a literal pit and Dess broke her ribcage and legs on falling. Kris told Carol and Asgore, who tried to rescue Dess, but when they entered, they couldn't find Dess because the darkness of the pit was darker than dark.

>>718066974
>He is always hard

>>718066973
hates video game discussion

>>718067107
Lmao what a fucking nigger

>>718070270
This is what true LOVE looks like.

>>718070105
Susie would get along with Chara. Chara is like Kris and Susie likes him, plus Chara possibly admires Undyne, so she would like Susie. Not so sure on Frisk, though. Frisk might be too goody two shoes for Susie.

>>718066772
imagine being one of a kind in town and having a complex about that
then all of a sudden you start bleeding and are in pain and you have to go to the hospital because you and your family think you're dying
that's probably what happened to kris on her first period

>>718070525
Honestly, Noelle was basically destined to end up as a abused housewife.

>>718069770
Supposedly the running the water in the bathroom for long periods of time is a sign of cutting to look out for, and Toriel thinks Kris "just odes that sometimes"

>>718070535
I think he would like Frisk but be annoyed a bit with his pacifist antics (Like chapter 1 Susie). Though like Kris he does seem to be a big goofball in his own way.

>>718070550
Somebody already made a greentext about Kris getting his frist period. Though it was Catti focused.

>>718070212
so fucking funny how christian Deltarune is but no one in the fanbase will get it

Thoughts on Dess being the final boss of Deltarune?

>>718070698
Is this talking about Susie or Kris? Because I think Kris would like her, Frisk is nice but can be a gremlin like himself. It's like having a Ralsei that's actually cool.

>>718071006
She won't be. The fact we fought her so early sealed her fate.

>>718071006
The roaring knight feels like will just be the semi-final boss. The actual final boss its going be either Kris, The SOUL, or some giga nigga Titan

>>718070669
God, I love Evil Dess

>>718071102
>"exdeath isn't the final boss, you kicked his ass two times"

>>718071048
I meant Susie, just fucked up and put down He for some reason.

Only real issue Kris might have with frisk is that he's human. But since we agreed Chara can get along with Frisk, and Chara hates humans WAY more than Kris most likely does, I doubt it would be matter.

>>718071006
>Roaring was stopped, but Kris slips away from everyone else to fulfill one last personal mission and a promise before access to Dark Worlds gets cut off
>Dess interrupts her own resurrection halfway through, unwilling to come back if it means sacrificing Kris
>Kris is unwilling to give up on the plan after coming this far
>Kris is half dead due to having been in the process of sacrificing himself, Dess is half alive due to stopping the sacrifice
>battle starts in the Dark World
>Dess is completely unwilling to be swayed, so it's purely a fight
>multiple phases as Dess uses up the last of the Knight's remaining power
>Darkness recedes and final phase is in the Light World
>ends as two people on the verge of death in a pathetic, woozy fist fight, each trying to save the other
>probably looks a bit like Snake vs Ocelot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO2Zp4nwsFA

>>718071006
toby says he's ripping off mother 3 a lot but if the final boss is just claude again he'll probably be called a forever hack, especially after hyping it up with the whole fever dream story
knight is probably going to be dealt with sometime in ch6, 5 is too early and 7 is too late

>>718071102
nigga she kicks your ass

>>718071006
Dess is going to be the Adachi of the game. The final boss but only if you don't do everything right.

>>718071209
To be fair, neo Exdeath is technically a different character.

>>718071217
>the rest of the gang awkwardly standing around
Come on man, Susie will just knock them both down and then make up bullshit to save everyone.

>>718071006
Just enough EXP for my doewife.

>>718071261
What if there's a hidden chapter "8" or 7-2?

>>718071371
People already datamined Chapter 8 to 10 and a 0 as well.

>>718071215
Yeah, Frisk just has that charm that even misanthropes love her. She's one of the good ones.

>>718068804
I really hope Toby is going to make a KINO move and create a Kriselle and Krusie route in chapter 5

>>718070135
Jockington bros??? Status?

>>718071209
>>718071263
It's just how Toby does his stories. He likes final bosses being characters you haven't faced before, like Andonuts and Asriel. Dess can only be the final boss if she gets a new form, but I doubt it.

>>718071217
What would be Dess's "You're pretty good" esque final line?
>"Nobody can choose who they are in this world... But, that doesn't mean live isn't worth living. So, please, go on and live your life...."
>"Hehehe, don't cry for me. After everything I did, this is the least I deserve."
>"Besides... Noelle and Susie, they are still in danger aren't they?"
>"...Don't you have anything better to do?"

>>718070815
It would be funny if that fat ass and legless guy were the main villains

>>718071505
Joke character.

>>718071261
He already did a Claude esque final boss in Undertale. Hell, considering you are technically controlling Chara it's even two brothers being reunited.

>>718071371
all bets are off if toby does secret chapters
i know there are image files for them, but until they show up in the chapter select i'm not going to put a stake in them

I feel like people have completed forgotten about the forbidden land thing. The water level that made Ralsei freak out in the zelda game section. That's the notable part of chapter 3 in the prophecy

>>718071636
people don't really know what to think about it
why is the man behind the tree forgotten? is that actually something he causes or is kris repressing his memory of him?
does the 'non men are ok too' mean anything in regards to kris or is it just a little gag?
is kris/ part of kris a copy?
we don't have any answers to any of these and from what i can tell most people didn't get the ch3 egg room due to how obscure it is to trigger

>>718071626
>brothers
Sister and brother according to the book Chara quotes.

>>718068804
>I THINK I'M GONNA KILL ONE OF THEM NOW JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT!
>EENIE!
>MEENIE!
>MINIE!
>(YOU)!

>>718070815
Wait does that mean those retarded jokes I'd make about Catti having a "green tail" that's just Jockington shoved up her ass might be canon.

>know Toby will try to make as happy an ending as possible for the true ending
>this will involve Ralsei becoming a lightner
>try to think of how this would be possible
>Spamton wanted our [HeartShapedObject] to reach [Heaven]
>this might means that a darkner who gets a soul becomes a lightner
>but all darkners are just normal household objects in the light world
>like guitars
>so if we can possess Ralsei by going inside him like we go inside Kris
>then we can theoretically go inside other objects to turn them into lightners
>maybe there's a limit like it can only be objects that have been in a dark world
>but this would mean Kris didn't stop us from trying to find the code in the guitar, because it's pretty obvious it's 1225
>he stopped us from going inside the guitar to try and read it and finding out we can turn objects into lightners as our new vessel

>>718072117
I don't know what book this is, but it sounds like incest kino

>>718071326
That's why I specified Kris slipping away from everyone else, since otherwise everyone else would obviously stop the sacrifice. You're right about Susie though, She'd track Kris down, Kool-Aid Man through a wall, then hit Kris and Dess with one of these

>>718070663
that's kris running water over his goner hand trying to wash out the grey crease
try and keep up mate

They find The Vessel so that it can die in Kris' place, saving the day through loophole abuse.

>>718072531
Kitchen. Book Chara quotes as the check description for the gay guards in genocide. Chara is an incest chad.

>>718072509
Kris isn't averse to the soul being contained within inanimate objects. If he was, he wouldn't've put it in a cage or in a trash can.

>>718072709
To be fair would anyone really give a shit if you turned Trashy into a lightner?

>>718066973
He's a schizo boss, since he does it for free(dom).

>>718072117
Chara and Asriel really are made for each other...

>>718072885
>* Janny begs for his salary, Janny prays for his salary.
>* Janny begs Hiro to stop cutting his salary in half.
>* There is no salary.

>>718072784
Kris would if he was trying to prevent us from knowing that was possible

>>718072280
Now I'm just imagining Friend sounding like bill Cipher.

>>718072554
Either that or the Kamina punch.

Why do these threads read exactly like Homestuck generals filled with faggot tumblrite dweebs from from 15 years ago

>>718072931
Second most popular ship for a reason.

>>718073005
I really dislike Flowey/Bill Cipher esque FRIENDS. People should be more original with the character.

>>718073140
Even if I swear half the time it's basically just Chara being a bastard boyfriend.

>>718073210
I mean, I honestly would prefer him actually act like The Cheshire cat. Though, granted, Novel Chesshire cat was relatively benevolent compared to everybody else.

>>718072965
https://youtu.be/18qOstKfUBA?si=1BfffgWb4dNKcJc5

what do you think asriel's doing in college

>>718072454
Catti and Jockinton are ABSURDLY possibly the FRIEND and Tail of Hell equivalents

O, THE SHADOW WILL GROW, SERPENTINE!

>>718073346
we really still have no idea what friend is like, it's all speculation
for all we know FRIEND is benevolent, just really bizarre in how it goes about it