Thread 718144623

>Here, Anon. It's for you...

wat do here /v/

No way, fag

>>718144623 (OP)
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
I'm scared of women

>>718144623 (OP)
I wish I was a heal slut desu.

I love women so much its unreal

Fuck off and give me fat sexy robot ass or tatas you lanky bitch.

>>718144623 (OP)
Give it to my hotwife D.va!

>>718144623 (OP)
Alright thanks.
Do you want to go get a sandwich?

>>718144623 (OP)
Kiriko best girl.

>>718144623 (OP)
Get the lube

>>718144623 (OP)
i want to piss in her face while she rubs one out so badly. I bet she would look so good totally drenched in piss

>>718144623 (OP)
Hotwife

>>718144984
She's kind of a cunt

>>718144623 (OP)
Whitebros?

I want to BE Mercy!

>>718144623 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/hn07ox.mp3

>>718144623 (OP)
Accept defeat

Imagine as Kiriko would force you to cum in her, then use suzu to immediately "reload" you to cum again.

>>718144623 (OP)
Flick your clitty

If you have to post porn post some waterplay stuff.

>>718144623 (OP)
Let the kitsune guide me.

>>718144724
same but unfortunately im too ugly and worthless and stupid so it will never happen

>>718145359
Its okay, you can be my pissslut, just dont puke because thats nasty.

cord?

>>718145460
realistically i cant do that either

>>718144623 (OP)
End your race

is every single /trash/ poster a nigger interracial posting troon or something

>>718144791
>>718145095
>>718145148
>>718145281
>>718145358
>>718145478
kill yourself tranny

>>718145504
Which part? The pissplay or the puking?

>>718144623 (OP)
>tfw never had this pov
any of you ever had that?
what does it feel like to have a girl care about you?

>>718145583
former I suppose, what stops me from doing anything else I want to stops me from doing anything at all ever
I don't know how hard it would be to avoid puking in a situation like that, so I can't comment on the latter

>>718145639
feels nice

>>718145625
Looks like a turd. Get a better fetish.
Or stop being gay (gays like poop).

>>718145639
Count your blessings for you will forever miss it once it's gone

>>718145660
Are you a brain in a jar or something or do you have a butterfly in the diving bell thing going on?

>>718145958
>Are you a brain in a jar
I might as well be with how dysfunctional and bland I am
>do you have a butterfly in the diving bell thing going on?
I don't know if I'm being stupid but I really don't understand what you mean, sorry

>>718146229
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Diving_Bell_and_the_Butterfly

Dude has a stroke and gets hit with pseusocoma

>>718146435
it's not entirely accurate

>>718144623 (OP)
h-hey kiriko would you let me fuck your throat?

>>718146673
What do you mean?

>>718145095
>>718145148
>>718145216
>>718145562
subhuman bros... how did we get like this?

For me, it's Widowmaker

>>718146837
I don't have locked-in syndrome

>>718146884
But Widomaker isn't for you...

>>718145210
I love you, hana
good music choice desu

>>718146884
>netting on the butt
that shit looks like a ham and im gonna glaze it

>>718146856
>an island with less than 5000 people living on it is number 10

>>718147084
>Yemen
>island
>5000 "people"
india didn't send their best today

>>718147172
number 11 not 10

>>718144623 (OP)
Better be a fucking video game.

>>718146926
Good to hear.

>>718147192
it's obviously relative popularity, retard. if it wasn't, your country (india) would be on the first spot

how do you escape this

>>718144623 (OP)
Say thanks and take the gift? Am I missing something here?

>>718147476
escape?

>>718147514
inside the box.... is A SPOOKY HOOK COVERED IN BLOOD ooooOOooOooOoooooo!!!

>>718145576
Thanks for saving these. Good stuff

>>718148238
this. makes my brown clitty twitch every time...

>>718148395
nobody cares about you posting literal who information from twitter

>>718148459
cope timmy. SEA site

>>718148510
damn ur hot bby

>>718144623 (OP)
is that a boy? if so take it
if not sucker punch

>>718146884
>>718146945
>>718147476
>come home
>see this
>https://files.catbox.moe/nl0s7j.webm
what do

>>718144623 (OP)
>punch in face
>scream "GIRLS ARE STUPID" at the top of my lungs
>run away
>let years pass
>meet her again at a gathering
>remember what I did to her
>go up to her
>she spots me and visibly blushes
>"a-anon... w-what-"
>punch her
>yell "RETARD" at the top of my lungs
>run away

>>718148693
oh I fucking love this song

>>718146856
holy shit that's EMBARRASSING lmaooo

>>718149116
Man, what a pathetic life you have just spamming offtopic /pol/ shit everywhere.

>>718144623 (OP)
>open the box
>it's Mercy's detonator
Based, thanks Kiriko.

>>718147476
dive face first into sombras ass and stay there

>>718148850
sauce

>>718147514
the gift is actually 2 tickets to the new fantastic four movie

>>718144623 (OP)
Thank you, miss *checks the writing on the box* Kaczynski.

>>718150023
>>718149507
kek the explosive guy is my favorite aspie

>>718149536
Ghostwhip - L`amour Toujous
for the song
for the gorrila I have no sauce

>>718148693
wtf where is her purple cock?

>>718148850
>>718150793
Why do you know a song from a porno, anon

>>718150793
thanks mate

>>718145639
i wouldn't know...

>>718144623 (OP)
>Sorry kiriko, I'm more into your fox spirit

>>718151414
I actually know it from this webm

>>718145639
>girl after class tells me to wait for everyone to leave
>says she has to say something
>literally POV of op
>tells me she loves me
>hands me a gift
>I fumble and tell her that I love me too
>she takes the gift and runs out crying

>Here, Anon. It's for you...

>Thank you.
>*siiiiiiiiiiip*

>>718150559
Thanks anon. Never been diagnosed but have suspected it

>>718152271
Now this is sthe widowmaker i know and love!!!
extra topping for me darling!

>>718152082
And then everyone clapped.

>>718152797
imagine living such a sad isolated life where you think an embarassing situation like this couldn't have happened to any average kid

>>718144623 (OP)
I'm not interested unless it's your SHIT

>>718144623 (OP)
since when can we upload mp4

>>718153152
imagine the twerking

>>718144623 (OP)
>"no, your too ugly for me kiriko. I dont want to ruin my genes by having sex with ugly girl like you. Oh and did you make that chocolate all by yourself? Heh, I want to puke on the flior after looking at that 'food'. its so ugly just like the maker. I cant imagine the thought process of an ugly girl who wake up this morning thinking that "oh I have to make a chocolate for anon and give it to him, maybe confess my love to him as well!" And then, stupidly enough, actually go to the kitchen and make the poop looking food, wrapped it on some funny festive looking wrapper, take a drive for several miles all the way to meet the person in question, and give that filth to him, all while confessing your feelings and being genuine about it. Nah, there's no way you would think like that, because only dumb and stupid girl who actually think and do some useless thing like that, and being dumb and stupid is the last thing that some ugly girl wants in her life because it means its over for her, there's nothing else that she can offer to other people thanks to her combo of being ugly and stupid, hopefully you're not that kind of girl right kiriko? Haha, figure out that you will be crying, you look so ugly right now that you set a new standard of ugliness in this world, you are so so ugly, anyway I have no time for this, now scram, shoo, go away, I wished I never see you again for the rest of my life"

>>718149507
>>718152306
Ahhh, the Germans. They were always good with explosives.

>>718154507
>>718155195
brap

>>718155195
Such a slappable ass!

>>718154698
Ough
now imagining Mercy pumped full of hypergolic fuels that mix at a push of a button, very briefly giving her the impulse power of a V2 rocket - in all directions. quantities used can be adjusted for desired yield and Mercy plumpness
Thanks anon

>>718152082
If she really loved you she would have expected that.

>>718144623 (OP)
Ask her if she has Junos number

>>718156610
>No Dva with their ult ready No problem.
>Just slap the ass of your Tactical Improvised Explosive Mercy (TIEM) and let her loose.
You're welcome.

>>718144623 (OP)
play overwatch for 10 minutes and then stop playing and goon to the porn

>>718158139
You couldn't pay me to play Overwatch.
I'd much rather play Stalker, despite the slavjank.

>>718147476
I'm going to crawl up one of their asses and start to subvert them from the inside out.

I could knock up Tracer's "lesbian" pussy.

>>718159124
she's my favorite too

>>718159170
I really like the one where she's on the beach and some dude just has his cock out and she's like, "Ya want a little help with that".

of all the great porn overwatch has, /v/tards have managed to find the worst 3d renders and shitpost them here eternally

how can u fail this hard at life? retards

>>718144623 (OP)
i've seen her get blacked so i wont be taking it

>>718159124
I'll never stop chuckling at the fact that Blizzard had to nerf her ass and make her a lesbian to try to stop people from lusting over her.

And they still couldn't.

>>718159370
Her being a lesbian just makes it hotter for me, I like to imagine she tries to be faithful to her gf but the cock lust keeps her coming back like a bad drug habit.

>>718154507
I want to rest my head on that ass

>>718159509
>>718159370
Also add to that, I'd like to knock her up and rub it in her face and belly that she's supposed to be a lesbian.

>>718153152
>>718149507
>>718147476
>>718146884
BUILT FOR ___

>>718159794
Going by /v/ probably horses or large dogs.

>>718157936
Based. hypergolics are VERY unstable so a spank would probably do it to be fair

>>718159794
Mostly anti personnel or anti structure use, though in a pinch will probably work against thin skinned vehicles and weak enough armor if she can get close enough and cause overpressure.

>>718159859
>>718160021
Man I know you do you, but like Mercy is a perfectly hot sexy slut without needing to add like hyper ass.

>>718144754
Best choice in this thread and it's not even close

>>718160143
>>718159859
>>718160021
That's nowhere near hyper, anon.
Exaggerated, yes. But definitely not hyper.
Trust me, she'd have an ass the size of a car if it actually was.
>>718160021
Not forgetting recreational architectural restructuring.

>>718160143
I'm not that attached to huge ass Mercy, I do like her slimmer depictions as well. being thinner doesn't stop her from being a bomb in my mind

>>718160421
Seeing her all thin makes me wanna ruin her body with multiple kids and make her look like those exaggerated ones the old fashion way, seeing her struggle to get into jeans that used to fit like 3 years ago would be the best.

>>718160421
Luv sciamano Mercy

>>718160554
>makes me wanna ruin her body with multiple kids
You mean like this?

https://files.catbox.moe/rrc3mh.mp4

>>718160785
I can't believe mercy has covid...

>>718144623 (OP)
why is this slut's belly button showing in public?

>>718146884
For me it's Nyl's widowmaker (topping me ofc)

>>718144623 (OP)
Fanfic character. Overwatch 2 will NEVER be canon.

>>718160785
fuck off timmy. white penises aren't this big

>>718156485
>>718157936
>>718159859
>>718160143
>>718160421
Would you?

>>718145639
I just had it except the box was a 5090 gpu. I rolled a 10 on my luck stat btw

>>718161329
Enjoy your vacation, anon.

>>718161329
i would never fit past her cheeks...

>>718161413
>>718161458
problem?

>>718161818
unf...

>>718161818
ah shit. nigga knows the ancient technique of clearing cookies

>>718161818
I'm just saying. Enjoy your vacation.
Thanks for the lewds though.

>>718161818
ITS NOT FAIR I WANT TO GET IN THAT BUT GOD HASNT GIVEN ME THE NECESSARY FACILITIES

>>718162086
nigga I have a little brown clitty just like yours and smash bitches all the time

>>718160785
I love big tummies

>>718162086
>I WANT TO GET IN THAT BUT GOD HASNT GIVEN ME THE NECESSARY FACILITIES
What exactly do you mean by that, anon

>>718161818
my twp cannot get passed her wbbs....

>>718162896
>twp
wakandan penises aren't tiny, retard. we're only half an inch smaller than whites on average >>718161258

>>718162896
whats the s stand for

>>718162856
please dont make me spell it out, its already embarrassing enough as is...

>>718144623 (OP)
look around for the other kids snickering and recording everything on the background, before running away as soon as see them reaching for the rotten eggs

>>718161818
>>718162086
>>718162856
>>718162896
>>718163264
Can't we keep this whole Built For _______ crap away from the thread for just an hour or two.

>>718145639
When I was in high school, there was a girl who was a foot taller than me with massive tits who hugged me. Felt really good being nestled inbetween her soft pillowy breasts. Bet she's a doctor or something now; she was really smart.

>>718162896
>>718163264
>>718163536
>twp
>wbbs
Huh? Explain? I think you need to spell it out

>>718163813
Don't reply to me, you freak! We all know what those terms sadly mean, since it keeps being shoved down our throat here on /v/.
Stop trying to force this shit onto us!

>>718163813
>tiny wakandan penis
>white brown beta stoppers
it's not rocket science, anon

>>718163536
i mean its clearly on people's mind when they see her

>>718164062
That one webm of her jacking a little boy off?

>>718145639
every time a girl gives me a gift I give her a very strong hug.

>>718164062
It's not on my mind. And no amount of subtle posting, claiming she's built, and occasionally 'accidentally' posting porn of it, will change my mind to think otherwise!

>>718164451
>little boy
you could say that...

whitebois literally cannot stop taking massive Ls

I wish America did the "women give you chocolates on Valentine's Day"-thing.

>>718164763
brownoids are still seething at White superiority in 2025?

>>718164595
i have a feeling you arent being completely honest

>>718164551
>every time a girl gives me a gift I give her a very strong hug.
This you?

>>718165016
And I have a feeling you're a massive faggot who loves to choke on brown dick, but what do I know.
In any case, as I already said, I don't want to and will never want to think about Mercy in that way. So choke on a black dildo.

>>718165275
Any reason you chose to specify a black dildo instead of a regular one?

>>718165641
Because that's probably the kind of dildo a freak like you, one that wants to shove his shit fetish into everything, probably has.

>>718165641
>>718165768
what are you niggas going on about

>>718163264
What's embarrassing, anon?

>>718166192
the fact that i have a twp and i want to see her with the exact polar opposite in both colour and size.....

>>718165832
>getting detained by a suburban white mom
just punch her and run

>>718166573
>he doesn't know

>>718144623 (OP)
shoot her in the head (we're not on the same team this round)

>>718166491
Lame and gay, anon. Stop making everything revolve around your fetish!

>>718166192
>>718166491
stop arousing me

>>718166491
you're such a good boyfriend, anon... wanting the best genes for your wife's children...